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Raisin Nut Bread
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
1090 replies and 134 files omitted.
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32429
32430 32431 32432
>>32426
So, do you not want them flying around and grabbing things as though she had arms?
>>32427
I did this specifically to avoid awkward questions of how she can be in a full run while holding swords
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32430
32431 32432 32438
>>32429
Oh no, by all means let them fly around.
Can I attack with them too?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32431
32434 32438
>>32429
Pony Tracy can charge and has charged bipedal in the earliest games. Please let's not make this more complicated than it needs to be

>>32430
You get three attacks in a round
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32432
32434 32438
>>32430
>>32429
It's exactly the same thing as Tracy killing zombies in the very first session, except wielding a sword instead of two knives. Now let's move on
U22wk
?
No.32433
32438
[1d20 = 8]
>>32406
Torc fucks the raptors
GM please don't take my shitpost seriously
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32434
32435 32438
>>32431
>three attacks in a round
With the sword, you mean?
>>32432
In the 1st session, Tracy also made five zombies explode just by looking at them.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32435
32436 32438
>>32434
I've put up with your haxxor bullshit enough. Even Thez - fucking Thez - only has six attacks because of a Monk's "flurry of attacks" option which requires her to sacrifice armour and attack bonuses. I have patiently played this game with a difficult class to play - Paladin - and only have the melee bonuses I have because this class gives so few other advantages, like your rogue's skill set or a cleric's spells.

Please play by the damn rules and accept 3 attacks per round from whatever means of attack you choose
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32436
32437
>>32435
I only made 3 attacks.
That's what's allowed, right?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32437
>>32436
Yes
7bGsA
?
No.32438
32443 32447
[1d8+3 = 14]
>>32430
I had assumed that was the idea.
>>32431
Trust me, this is the less complicated version. There are alot of incidents where I just went with it rather than ask difficult questions that would have hindered gameplay. These eliminate those questions/incidents/issues.
>3 attacks
This is true, regardless of how Tracy chooses to attack.
>>32432
Knives I can see, basket hilted dueling swords, not so much.
>>32433
Don't tempt me

So what I am seeing is that Tracy attempted a ride-by attack as the Raptors approached the party, and since Tracy is the leading party member (in position cuz she moves first) they would naturally gang up on her. The first strike lands, the second and third do not.
>>32435
>6 attacks
Uhm,... sure we'll go with that.
>>32434
Should I point out that I've been gradually applying further rules as the game progresses, and that zombies are 1hd creatures, so its no biggie to give extra attacks?
7bGsA
?
No.32439
32440
[1d8 = 5]
That didn't work right
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32440
>>32439
Well shit...
7bGsA
?
No.32441
32442 32446
[2d20 = 26]
The Raptors take up position on Tracy's sides (flaking) and attack with talons
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32442
>>32441
Ouch!
zAyDD
?
No.32443
32444 32447
>>32438
I still don't like warhorse form, I have never been comfortable with it

Fae is ordered to charge and attack the raptors with her Pounce feat.

Trumpaladin quick draws Vanderiem and draws the Bees. He makes a full round attack if possible, and charges if not

zAyDD
?
No.32444
32451
[4d20 = 31]
>>32443
Dice roll for Trumpaladin's attack, if a full round attack is possible, and disregard if not
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32445
The Pale horse.png
>mfw I forgot to use my haxx chain to attack from a distance
7bGsA
?
No.32446
[2d8+5 = 11]
>>32441
One of them hits, the other one doesn't defeat Tracy's armor/dex bonuses.

zAyDD
?
No.32447
32448
[4d20 = 50]
>>32443
Dice roll for Fae, if she gets a full round, although I am not sure. Her attack bonus would be +18

>>32438
An Equestrian earthpony wielding a sword with dexterous hooves makes more sense than a horse not breaking every single one of its teeth or giving itself CTE wielding a sword from its maw
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32448
>>32447
Should only be three rolls, not four

Dragonne has claw, claw, and Bite
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32450
32452
>>32449
Makes more sense than "Jew powers let me become large AND put a sword in my mouth WITHOUT breaking all of my teeth when they hit a solid surface OR Dazing me when my head comes to an instant stop and my brain is thrashed about in my skull"
7bGsA
?
No.32451
32453 32454
[3d10+33 = 53]
>>32444
You can, but they're positioned so that in order to attack one of them, you'll be unable to cleave the other. All 3 attacks hit.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32452
32457 32464
>>32450
She used a knife with her mouth at the beginning too.
Earth ponies have strong jaws
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32453
>>32451
Pls attack the one that hit her.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32454
32455
>>32451
Politely request that Fae target the other raptor

level 16 paladins get a fourth attack at that level with a +1 bonus...
7bGsA
?
No.32455
32457
[3d20 = 50]
>>32454
Fae complies, full attack
7bGsA
?
No.32456
[1d100 = 7]

Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32457
>>32452
I don't think that's the same, because she was targeting soft, fleshy targets. Hit a sword against steel, or miss and hit rock, you stand a pretty good chance of damaging the sword, and definitely a good chance of breaking teeth or a brain injury if it's held in the mouth

>>32455
Huzzah! A 20!
7bGsA
?
No.32458
32460
[2d4+2 = 9]
[2d6+4 = 13]
Okay, upon landing on the Raptor, Fae bites a chunk out of its face while her claws dig deeply through its hide.
7bGsA
?
No.32459
[3d20 = 35]
Okay, the one Fae just mauled is kinda messed up. The other one is listing to the port side.
Thez darts over to Fae's, full-round attack
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
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No.32460
the-man-behind-the-awesome-flamethrower-guitar-player-in-mad-max-fury-road-is-a-popular-australian-m.jpg
>>32458
That's my girl!
7bGsA
?
No.32461
[1d20 = 5]
As the third hit lands (2 might have been sufficient, but was being thorough) Thez <whoooof> appears at the other one, continuing her attacks.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32462
32464
The first of which finishes off the Raptor.

Both Raptors are dead, and Torcuil didn't get a chance to attack.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32463
32465
[wounded, embarrassed pony noises]
"Okay.. I'll think first next time..."

How badly is she bleeding?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32464
32466
>>32462
RIP Raptors

>>32452
Recommend rogue pony check for traps before proceeding through door
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32465
32466
>>32463
Bah, that's nothing, barely double digits.
Beyond the raptor corpses (ha! good lluck carting THOSE around!) is another door.
8RMfI
?
No.32466
32467
[1d20+4 = 13]
>>32464
>>32465
Tracy cuts off the hands and feet of the raptors and places them in her bag.

Search Check for Traps
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32467
32468
>>32466
Nope, no traps
8RMfI
?
No.32468
32469 32471
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>32467
Alright.
Listen check to detect creatures around corner
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32469
32470
Trumpaladin and Fae, carrying Torcuil around like a cardboard cut out, proceed towards the door

>>32468
It's a corridor with a door at the end. There is no corner
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32470
>>32469
*presses ear to door to listen for what's behind*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32471
32472 32474
>>32468
The room you're in is stone and weird-glassy stuff, but the sounds from the next room sound like a small-build humanoid walking on a metal surface.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32472
32473
>>32471
Trumpaladin uses detect evil while standing by the door. Look for strength of aura and number. I guess location as well
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32473
>>32472
Just one, some distance to the right from the door. Aura strength is moderate
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32474
32475 32476
>>32471
Insect door
Is it locked? If not, open just a crack and peer through.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32475
32478
>>32474
inspect*
7bGsA
?
No.32476
32477
[1d20 = 14]
>>32474
Nope, its unlocked.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32477
>>32476
>dat roll
*braces for engagement*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32478
32479 32481 32482
>>32475
Peeking through the door, the next room is framed and lined with metal, a very deliberate and rectangular room. Several strange machines line the wall along the path which proceeds to the right. The sound of footsteps approach.
zAyDD
?
No.32479
32480 32483
[1d20 = 17]
>>32478
Trumpaladin studies the wall. What does it look like?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32480
>>32479
I mean the machines, if a description can be given
8RMfI
?
No.32481
32483 32484
[1d20+5 = 9]
>>32478
*releases chain from bag and prepares to attack approaching creature*
Spot check to see what's coming
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32482
32486
>>32478
Readies full round attack for when Creature comes by
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32483
>>32479
Its hard to make much out from the door, but they appear to be large glass cylinders, full of fluid and containing some sort of immobile creature.
>>32481
The footsteps are much closer, but no shadows are cast from the ambient light sources.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32484
32485
>>32481
>"Expect undead. What do?"
8RMfI
?
No.32485
[1d20+5 = 20]
>"Something's coming" She says, readying her fiery chain to engage, and drawing kunai
Listen check to determine how many creatures.
>>32484
>'You're the Paladin; turn them when you see them.'

How many times can the Everwhirling chain attack per turn?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32486
32487 32488
>>32482
The creature steps fully into view. Its a very gaunt and hard-featured elf with very pale skin. It looks at the machine closest to the door, makes a few scribbles on a clipboard, and then wanders back the way it came.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32487
32488 32489 32490
>>32486
Tracy makes an almost disappointed sigh of relief
".... That was weird...."
*steals everything that isn't nailed down*
zAyDD
?
No.32488
>>32486
Trumpaladin uses Hat of disguise to turn into a business man

>>32487
>"Wanna pull a bluff?"
\r
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32489
32491
>>32487
Please be more specific. Are you entering the room?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32490
32491
>>32487
Wait until the elf is actually gone
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32491
32492 32493
>>32489
They're not inside already?
>>32490
This.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32492
32494
>>32491
I thought you were doing a Scooby-Doo, peeking through the door like a totem
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32493
32495 32496
>>32491
No stealing shit until we know what is going on
>"Want to pose as a businessman and mare inspecting the units, so we can ask questions about them from the elf?"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32494
>>32492
That's better...
Does he show any signs of leaving?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32495
32496 32497
>>32493
>'I don't think that's going to work...'
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32496
32498 32499
>>32493
>>32495
Are you guys whispering this?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32497
>>32495
>"Ye of little faith. If it doesn't, you can kill him with your claws. But you're a rogue. You can do this"
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32498
>>32496
Link
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32499
>>32496
It's the empathetic link
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32500
32501
Thez, not knowing what you two are discussing whispers "I say we interrogate him, find out if he knows where I'nis is."
zAyDD
?
No.32501
[1d20 = 4]
>>32500
Fuck it then. Opens door, uses Rope of Entanglement
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32502
32503
Oh bloody hell.
I g2g for possibly an hour
I am so sorry...
7bGsA
?
No.32503
32504
[1d20 = 13]
>>32502
Don't sweat it

Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32504
>>32503
Fae is ordered to Grapple
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32505
32506
The elf-guy is caught sufficiently by surprise that he is caught sufficiently by the rope, which winds its self around him. Thez <whooof> gags his mouth and he collapses in a heap, while Fae provides support.
"He's unusually strong for his size," Fae comments.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32506
32507
>>32505
Finishes tying him down, while Fae provides any needed muscle.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32507
>>32506
With the elf subdued, Trump can get a better look at the place. Its essentially a corridor, made of metal like seen before. On either side of the corridor are placed the same sorts of cylindrical devices, which he can see have organsms (mostly human/humanoid) that are suspended motionless in liquid. As the hallway progresses further, larger and larger tanks hold increasingly sized creatures, including - at the end of the hallway and adjacent to a stairwell, a cloud giant in the largest.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32508
32509
The tanks have lines and tubes running from the base to the mouths and along the creature's body. Its very mad-scientisty.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32509
32510
>>32508
It's established that the largest creature is a Cloud giant. What about the remainder of the creatures? Are they essentially the same as the creatures seen at the walls?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32510
>>32509
No, the creatures at the walls were more bestial and feral, these seem to be more fair and gentle specimens.
7bGsA
?
No.32511
32513 32517
[1d20 = 10]
Thez moves to the end of the hall, then to the top of the stairs, and listens for noise.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32512
32514 32515
Finally back.
Again, take everything that isn't nailed down.
8RMfI
?
No.32513
32514 32516
[1d20+5 = 12]
>>32511
Tracy listens too, while stuffing her bag.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32514
32516 32518
>>32512
>>32513
The only thing not nailed down is the elf-guy's clipboard.
Beyond the door, several individuals are engaged in conversation. Its impossible to make out what they're saying.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32515
>>32512
Don't. It would take forever, you could expose a steam line, and the creatures in the tubes or liquids going in and out could be very dangerous.

You got your loot from the Hax item creation. Be satisfied with it and don't risk fucking over the whole party
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32516
>>32513
>>32514
You can take his clipboard
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32517
32519
>>32511
Trumpaladin signals for Thez to come closer to talk to him
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32518
32519 32520 32521 32523
>>32514
Take all the levers and buttons off of the machines, to effectively sabotage them.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32519
32520
>>32517
<whoooof>
"There's more beyond the door. They seem somewhat occupied, but if we're going to interrogate this guy we should take him back outside."
>>32518
And then Tracy does this.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32520
32522
>>32518
That would take a while, and we're probably going to blow up the facility, but whatever. I though you might want to interrogate a guy

>>32519
"That's exactly what I was going to recommend. Let's go do it"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32521
32523 32524
>>32518
Please describe briefly the process of sabotaging the machines. The buttons are attached, and there's no levers to be removed. It IS susceptible to breaks at several points (along tubes, glass, circuitry, etc.).
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32522
32523
>>32520
"Or at least to where the dinos were, loud noises shouldn't be that out of the ordinary from that room."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32523
>>32521
>>32518
Sabatoge sounds loud. Let's wait until we've cleared out the next room

>>32522
"Yes, let's do that, and close the door"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32524
32525 32526
Why don't we wait on the other side of the door and just stab them as they come through?
>>32521
Nevermind that, I was mostly shitposting, but she wouldn't do something like that if she was in a hurry.
Snip-snip any visible wires, to cause problems for the next guy coming.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32525
32527 32528
>>32524
K, there are some exposed wires that can be cut. So while Tracy is doing that, Thez, Trump, Fae, and Torcuil haul elf-guy into the next room. He's definitely not casting a shadow, it wasn't just a trick of the light.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32526
32528
>>32524
That's how I wanted to do this guy. But I think Tracy's evil alignment/lack of code/intimidation makes her helpful in interrogating this half-elf.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32527
32529
>>32525
Alright, Trumpaladin removes the gag, and starts
"Sorry to startle and inconvenience you. We just want to ask a few questions"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32528
32530 32534
>>32525
A vampire?
Tracy follows the group and waits by the door, preparing to ambush the first guy who walks through.
>>32526
Paladins are responsible for all of the actions if their cohorts, but we diverge.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32529
32530 32531
>>32527
As you remove the gag, the elf hisses at you at length. "You aren't part of the Court, release me!"
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32530
32533
>>32528
Yeah, I know he's not really permitted to be around her at all, and there is a reason I had him try to kill her a few times. Just go with this fiction

>>32529
Pulls out Kefka's head from the bag, and displays it to the Elf
"I am above the Court"

8RMfI
?
No.32531
32532 32534
[1d20 = 8]
>>32529
*Hisses back*
Intimidation roll, because why not?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32532
>>32531
This is why your character should be there
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32533
32535
>>32530
Killing cohorts is also considered an evil act, but whatever...
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32534
32536 32542
>>32528
A vampire, from up close the smell of death is unmistakable. "Tracy, the round bottle," Thez says.
>>32531
The vampire seems unimpressed. "I don't know how you got in, but you'll make a fine addition to the gallery," he says with a sinister grin.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32535
32538
>>32533
Really? I was going to ask earlier if it was against Paladin code to deliberately wait for a small pregnant woman to make the first move into an area of danger, and if it mattered that he was engaged to her and that was his unborn child
I'm not a very good Paladin...
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32536
32537
>>32534
*offers bottle*
*cuts vampy's feet off*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32537
32539 32540
>>32536
He hisses as you cut his feet off.
One of these days, you'll have to start asking questions BEFORE torturing captives,....
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32538
32540 32553
>>32535
Idk if it's explicitly against code,
but letting your pregnant waifu do the dirty work isn'rt exactly exemplary behavior...

We forgive you though.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32539
>>32537
I just wanted to cut off his feet...
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32540
32541 32552
>>32537
They need to know you are willing to hurt them though. The only serious issue here is that would cause any living creature to bleed to death in a couple minutes

>>32538
D'aww
*Internet hugs pony's faggot*

Wait... You're just saying that because you want me to join the dark side
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32541
076c8a28c9baa47bb2d19b159027089e.jpg
>>32540
It's true though.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32542
>>32534
"Oh, so you have a gallery?"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32543
32545
Thez takes the bottle and opens it, pointing the top toward the vampire. The bottle dribbles slightly, but does not empty.
As Tracy finishes cutting through the vampire's feet it struggles against the ropes. "You've made a grave mistake that you shall spend a lifetime in oblvion for!"
V> Gaseous form
The vampire fades into a thick greenish cloud, no longer held in place by ropes (or physical form for that matter).
Thez> "Wave"
A huge gout of water like a fire hydrant envelops the now gaseous vampire, splashing him to the ground over against a wall. The greenish puddle wriggles a bit, but the gaseous vampire seems unable to escape from the water. A few moments later, the vampire reforms into a physical body (now neked). He's hissing like mad now.
Thez looks looks at everyone. "Not my first vampire."

Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32544
32546 32547
*cuts hands off too*
zAyDD
?
No.32545
32549
[1d20 = 9]
>>32543
Rope of Entanglement!
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32546
32548
>>32544
"These will make a fine edition to my gallery."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32547
32550
>>32544
Damn It Tracy the new form could be an ordinary life form! That could cause it to bleed to death or die of shock!
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32548
>>32546
"Tracy, I get that you are le ebin ebil or whatever, but please, be smart about it. Think about the consequences your actions could have before doing them"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32549
32552 32561
>>32545
Success. He's now bundled in the corner, with no feet (and soon no hands), neked, soaking wet, and really pissed off.
"I recommend Cure Light Wounds if you want to squeeze info out of him,... restorative spells - especially from a holy spellcaster - are particularly 'motivating' for undead."
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32550
32552
>>32547
"He was rude to me, and I wanted his hands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
vid unrelated
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32551
*guards door, waiting to sneak-attack any faggot that comes through*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32552
32553 32554 32555
>>32540
>Dirty work
I mean, I fully intended to try to take the kills and do the most damage, I just mean she is the one who gets hit by the opponent's attack round

>>32550
"Next time, make sure it won't bleed to death first"

>>32549
Paladin's Lay of Hands on Vampelf!
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32553
>>32552
Meant to link to >>32538

Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32554
32558
>>32552
That doesn't sound very heroic...
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32555
32556 32558 32560 32564
>>32552
More hissing, writing, and angry-vamp-elf-face "WHHAT! What do you WANT!?"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32556
32557 32558
>>32555
*draws penis on his face*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32557
32559
>>32556
That reminds me. Did Torcuil ever wash off the writing Thez did on his face? Way back when he was in a coma? I don't think he ever did. Torcuil has a penis on his face, along with ridiculous anime-eyes.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32558
32562
>>32555
"We just want to know who you are, what is going on here, what gallery you are talking about, what the court has to do with this... Actually, we want to know pretty much everything that is going on here"

>>32554
That's why I had to stop and think about doing it first

>>32556
laughs at pony's silliness
*pets pony*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32559
32562
>>32557
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32560
32562 32564
>>32555
"Where's our bull? The red one." Tracy asks, not bothering to consider that he probably doesn't know shit
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32561
>>32549
*carves crucifix into one arm, and football into the other*
*slices swastika into forehead*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32562
32563 32564 32566
>>32559
Like, he has the whole time. Adjusting brain-canon
>>32558
"I work here, this is the resource wing. The gallery, well thats what those machines are in the next room. This is the Court City, the whole operation is at the behest of the court!"
>>32560
At this he looks at you confused. "This is a joke right?" He glances back the way you first came in.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32563
32565
>>32562
*goes back to waiting by door, remembering her ambushing duty*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32564
32565 32566 32567
blofeldscatyouonylivewtice.jpg
>>32560
>>32555
Trumpaladin picks up pony, and puts her in his lap as he stares down the elf vampire, petting her like a Jame's Bond Villain's cat

Grapple check on Pony

>>32562
"This is the court city? This? I thought that was North of Port Barry?"
zAyDD
?
No.32565
32566
[1d20 = 11]
>>32564
>>32563
Grapple roll for pony
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32566
32567
>>32562
"Where do you keep the weapons around here?"
>>32564
*purrs*
>>32565
No need
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32567
32568 32569
>>32564
"It is,... was,... it was north back when GM was still being a faggot and going "hurr, north is down" but then later said "Fug it, can we just have south be down?" he replies in an out-of-character, almost apologetic tone.
>>32566
There's a longsword and some armor among the pile of clothes.
"Keep? Only a fool would leave their weapons out of reach."
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32568
32570 32572
c5d234bb96257d82e8b96e5f4b25ce77.jpg
>mfw
>>32567
*takes sword*
*takes elf's clothes*
*cuts his dick off, because why not?*
zAyDD
?
No.32569
32572
636103976968836730-AFP-547315181.jpg
>>32567
Trumpaladin shrugs, in such a way the pony could leave to go get the weapons without his arms getting in the way

"So what is the operation you are working here, at the behest of the Court?"
\r
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32570
32571
>>32568
>Pic
Now you see why Trumpaladin is so afraid of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32571
neutral_evil_demotivational_by_tootiredtomakename.jpg
>>32570

Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32572
32574 32576
>>32568
Its a damn good thing vampires have fast healing. Sheesh.
>>32569
"I run the machines. The machines extract blood from subjects. This is the main facility of the vampire (faction) blood harvesting operation."

Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32573
32575 32576
Oh, btw, how many hit dice does this guy have?
*ears perk*
"What kind of blood?"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32574
>>32572
GM shitpost: all that information could have been obtained by looking at the clipboard
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32575
32577
>>32573
That too
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32576
32578
>>32572
"Is the court mostly vampires? Where are the subjects taken from?"

>>32573
Grabs pony ears in a way to be painful to the pony
"Do not poison the child"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32577
32580
>>32575
*reads clipboard*
Did his dick grow back yet?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32578
32579
>>32576
"It's not poison."
*reads sheet, to tell if it's actually poison.*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32579
32583
>>32578
"I want my child to be born healthy, be able to live a normal life, have no deformations or mutations, and be able to be accepted by his peers. If you want to mutate yourself into... I have no idea what, you can leave me after the child is born and do whatever to your body"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32580
>>32577
I said fast healing, not fast regeneration. The wounds close, not regrow.
The clipboard contains a very neat and itemized chart indicating approximately 17 different creatures including the Cloud giant, litres of blood per hour, notes, etc. The heading indicates "Court City Blood Harvest Audit"
"The specimens are taken from wherever they can be found without disrupting the established hierarchies. I'm not much in the loop on that."
Thez gets pissed and places her heel inside his jaw. "The bull, you never answered the question about the bull."
"Hmmmhmmmmhhrhrrrrrr."
Thez removes her heel.
"He was taken that way (back the way the party originally came) and further into the structure."
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32581
What he means is, choosing door Red 7 was good, but Red 8 would have been better
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32582
32584 32585
Unfortunately, an alarm starts blaring from the Gallery room.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32583
32587 32589
>>32579
"I'm not looking for any mutations, just supplements. It's got everything the body needs. Just ask pasty over there." she says, gesturing towards the bleeding, butt-naked vampire.
zAyDD
?
No.32584
32586 32589
1511683617909.png
[4d20 = 36]
>The Elf is listening to us fight

>>32582
Whelp

Kills Elf Thing with slashes to the throat and head
8RMfI
?
No.32585
32589 32590
[1d20+5 = 13]
>>32582
Listen Check to determine what's coming and which direction to move.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32586
>>32584
*takes jaw-bones from mutilated vampire head*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32587
32588
>>32583
Trumpaladin gives a look like he's clearly uncomfortable with this and is also unconvinced, but figures if he can prevent his child from looking like a Chernobyl birth because of the mother's carelessness, he'll be fine

"Be careful for AIDS"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32588
>>32587
"I'm sure they were very careful to make sure their crops didn't have AIDS."
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32589
32590 32591
>>32583
"Thats true, blood is the most nutritious natural fluid."
>Alarm
"Oh fug."
>>32584
>kills
As Trump slices it, it again assumes gaseous form, which Thez again douses with water.
"We don't have time to kill it, damn things are like cockroaches."
>>32585
There's people in the Gallery room, one of them is approaching the door to the dino room, agitatedly saying "That motherfucker better not have gone to sleep again."
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32590
32592 32593
>>32585
*waits at door to stab anything coming through*
>>32589
*takes his lower jawbone*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32591
>>32589
Trumpaladin goes to the door onto its side, and readies an attack on whatever comes through as it comes through. Fae is ordered to do the same on the other side
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32592
32593 32597
>>32590
Scratch that second action, just get ready to sneak attack the goy who goes through the door.
Draw Assassin's dagger and sword, whilst setting auto-chain loose
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32593
32595 32596
>>32590
He doesn't become physical again. No jawbone for you.
>>32592
A familiar faced, but this time much paler fellow kicks the door open, yelling "God dammit John, where the fuck did you run off to?!" Since she hadn't really thought about it, Thez is just sorta standing there in the open. This serves its purpose of distracting the new entry though, and as Trump and Tracy let him have it Thez says "Hi Barry!"
7bGsA
?
No.32594
[1d20 = 1]
Tracy is the one who actually GETS sneak attacks, so she goes first.

zAyDD
?
No.32595
[4d20 = 37]
>>32593
Full Round attack with Vanderiem
8RMfI
?
No.32596
32598
[1d20 = 3]
>>32593
>Barry
Sneak Attack with Asassin's Dagger: Death Attack for Paralysis
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32597
32599 32611
>>32592
Leave the face to Thez or you activate your curse
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32598
>>32596
Shit...
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32599
32601
>>32597
Elves aren't hoo-man, and neither are vampires Xp
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32600
32602 32605
Jesus, Vamp Barry rolled a 1 on his saving throw against sneak attack. Let's just assume he got merc'd before he had a chance to raise an alarm.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32601
32611
>>32599
Is Barry a Vampire?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32602
>>32600
Oh. Yes he is
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32604
32607 32614
For the record, sneak attacks don't require a die roll, they require the person on the receiving end to reflex save. And he ebin failed. Assuming Tracy didn't kill him, Trump sure as hell did, and vamp-barry is now a puddle-vampire as well, Thez keeping the bottle handy.
>>32603
I decided it was a good day for Barry to die,... again.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32605
>>32600
*steals Barry's clothes, for the second time*

Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32606
32608
Anything I need to know before I get back to this shit?
zAyDD
?
No.32607
32609
[1d20 = 9]
>>32604
What's the DC on these attacks?

Whelp, Trumpaladin listens for more people/things
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32608
32610
>>32606
We're in the Court City, apparently. We found a Vampire blood farming operation
8RMfI
?
No.32609
[1d20+5 = 9]
>>32607
Also Listen check
U22wk
?
No.32610
32611
[1d20 = 8]
>>32608
How the fuck did we get there?
GM, can I know Torc's surroundings?
Perception check just incase
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32611
32614
>>32597
"Thats sweet, but no way am I eating vampire face. Thats how you get the AIDS. In any case, we know which way to go now. These fucks are stuck in this form until the water evaporates, so we don't have to worry about them following us or raising an alarm."
She says as alarms are still going off in the Gallery room.
>>32601
This Barry is a vampire. Don't worry, there'll be lots of Barry's, as well as others whom GM works with.
>>32610
You're in an L-shaped room with 2 dead velociraptors, and two greenish puddles of water at intervals. There is an annoying alarm sound coming from one direction, and Thez is already headed in the other. Court City is where the party was following the I'nis Compass to, except that no one had ever been there and its not like anyone knocked on the door and asked "Where is this". Xp

Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32612
32613 32614
*takes velociraptor skins as well*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32613
32615 32616 32617
>>32612
Thez rolls her eyes. "If you really want to keep the corpses, help me carry these outside."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32614
32624
>>32604
Okay, I see. DC10 + Assassin Level plus int modifier, though I want to note that it requires three rounds of study so waiting to do it to someone coming through a door would not allow a death attack, though it would allow a sneak attack

>>32611
>That's how you get AIDS
THANK YOU! Someone else finally noticed how dangerous eating random shit is

*Follows Thez to where ever she takes hims

>>32612
That would make a wonderful purse, but I'm afraid that would take several minutes and we don't have the time
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32615
32619 32624
>>32613
I would've just taken their entire bodies, but Trump's faggot is paranoid about worms.
*helps to carry*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32616
32624
>>32613
*Helps Thez carry Potential Purses. Get's Fae to help*
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32617
32618
>>32613
"Tracy, can I get a tissue sample?"
Torc follows, helping how he can
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32618
32620
>>32617
*offers piece of dino*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32619
>>32615
They are too heavy and generally not worth taking the whole thing, just get the skins.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32620
32621 32622 32624
>>32618
"Thanks Tracy. So, now what the hell are we doing?"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32621
32623 32627
>>32620
"We're looking for the stupid bull before he gets himself killed."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32622
32623
>>32620
"We're going to door Red 8 so we can rescue Inferius"
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32623
>>32621
"I knew that."
>>32622
"Is that where he is?"

Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32624
32625 32626 32627
>>32614
Fair point, I'll not make that mistake again.
>>32615
>>32616
Upon getting the bodies outside, Thez <whoooof>'s one away,.... <whooof>'s back,... and then <whooooof>'s the other one away,... before <whoooof> returning.
"There. They're outside the city wall, if you want to retrieve or resource them later."
>>32620
>>32358
Vampire-elf-guy just revealed that the door (8) at the end of the path that Red 7 is on is the door that the party wants to go to find Infernius.
Considering the available options, the party bypassed a whole lot of crawling and fighting, not to mention back-tracking and shit. It wasn't a perfect choice, but it was damn near.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32625
>>32624
"Well, If we're goin'..."
Torc steps to the side and gestures at Thez
"Ladies first"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32626
>>32624
"I already took the best parts, but I'll pick them up later."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32627
32628
>>32624
>My Choice was amazing
Yay!

>>32621
"Tracy, want to inspect door Red 8?"
8RMfI
?
No.32628
32632
[1d20+5 = 11]
>>32627
Listen check to hear what's beyond the door.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32629
32630
Should I summon Trash Man?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32630
32631
>>32629
Wait for the next fight.