As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>butters bread
>waits for Infernius's faggot, o we can actually do things
>>31199
>Thez pokes her head in the stables
"Infernius flipped out, he may be hiding somewhere in the tower. He hasn't tried to leave by the front or by the dais."
>Thez pokes her head in the stables
"Infernius flipped out, he may be hiding somewhere in the tower. He hasn't tried to leave by the front or by the dais."
>>31206
Torc recoils a bit
"Gah, oh hey Thez. So he is still in the tower?"
>remembers sense chaos
"Hey come wth me, we need someone who can get through to Infernius"
Torc casts Detect Chaos adheads that way.
Torc recoils a bit
"Gah, oh hey Thez. So he is still in the tower?"
>remembers sense chaos
"Hey come wth me, we need someone who can get through to Infernius"
Torc casts Detect Chaos adheads that way.
*Casts Detect Evil Again, while trying to calm Tracy so she can get back to Tracking*
>>31207
"You go on ahead. I'm covering the entrance."
Remember, you're waiting on Infernius' faggot for more.
"You go on ahead. I'm covering the entrance."
Remember, you're waiting on Infernius' faggot for more.
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>>31176 →
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Tracy then moves in that direction.
>>31176 →
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Tracy then moves in that direction.
>>31209
Trumpaladin orders Fae, who defaults to 11 ranks each in spot and listen and has a +4 racial bonus for each, to continue searching new areas with Spot and Listen checks
Trumpaladin orders Fae, who defaults to 11 ranks each in spot and listen and has a +4 racial bonus for each, to continue searching new areas with Spot and Listen checks
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>>31217
I don't understand. I'm just say Torc can't find him cause his faggot isn't here.
[i]But when he comes back...
I don't understand. I'm just say Torc can't find him cause his faggot isn't here.
[i]But when he comes back...
>>31219
I won't be here for that. Thez is defaulting to monitor the main entrance and the dais, not letting anyone leave. (stunning fist into submission)
I won't be here for that. Thez is defaulting to monitor the main entrance and the dais, not letting anyone leave. (stunning fist into submission)
>>31220
A couple days ago I intended Trumpaladin to "take a walk around the world to ease his troubled mind," that is, go to a different part of the map as yet unexplored as a way of getting away from the party members. Relations have improved since then so the rationale isn't as strong, but the mountain range to to the South is barely explored, and going the way we went to the Troll encapment, going in the direction the trolls (tried to) flee, is another mountain range, and also what looks like an Elf city just a little ways to the north in the valley. I figured it would be worth exploring these areas, for tribes or monsters or whatever.
Now here's the issue. Fae can fly, can fight, and can track, but Large Dragons can go a hell of a lot faster than she can (or Tracy, for that matter), and if Trumpaladin is attacked by a large dragon, she can't teleport or jaunt away.
So I thought I'd ride Trollestia, who can do most of the same things, but also can teleport. However, I think Trollestia's teleportation only works in certain familiar areas. Which means only Tracy (who is usually too busy to be used) can do everything that is needed for the exploration
tl;dr: Go exploring, maybe murder some things and loot them.
A couple days ago I intended Trumpaladin to "take a walk around the world to ease his troubled mind," that is, go to a different part of the map as yet unexplored as a way of getting away from the party members. Relations have improved since then so the rationale isn't as strong, but the mountain range to to the South is barely explored, and going the way we went to the Troll encapment, going in the direction the trolls (tried to) flee, is another mountain range, and also what looks like an Elf city just a little ways to the north in the valley. I figured it would be worth exploring these areas, for tribes or monsters or whatever.
Now here's the issue. Fae can fly, can fight, and can track, but Large Dragons can go a hell of a lot faster than she can (or Tracy, for that matter), and if Trumpaladin is attacked by a large dragon, she can't teleport or jaunt away.
So I thought I'd ride Trollestia, who can do most of the same things, but also can teleport. However, I think Trollestia's teleportation only works in certain familiar areas. Which means only Tracy (who is usually too busy to be used) can do everything that is needed for the exploration
tl;dr: Go exploring, maybe murder some things and loot them.
Detect Ebil/Good still works on the Ethereal plane, right? Could the two change planes, detect the auras, and then immediately phase towards his location?
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>>31224
Trollestia can't teleport. Only Torcuil and Lenos can teleport, while Thez does Dimension Door at absurd range (for the ability).
Trollestia can't teleport. Only Torcuil and Lenos can teleport, while Thez does Dimension Door at absurd range (for the ability).
>>31229
When they're split, they split into two pairs of chopsticks. One of those pairs continues the chain of duplication, the other splits seemingly as normal.
When they're split, they split into two pairs of chopsticks. One of those pairs continues the chain of duplication, the other splits seemingly as normal.
>>31231
Yes yes, you told me last night.
But then you made a vague comment about there being a good use for them
Yes yes, you told me last night.
But then you made a vague comment about there being a good use for them
>>31232
You're seriously just going to sit there and ask? You're not going to "Identify" or "Analyze Dweomer", or something that eliminates my ability to be vague and non-descript?
You're seriously just going to sit there and ask? You're not going to "Identify" or "Analyze Dweomer", or something that eliminates my ability to be vague and non-descript?
>>31232
Try burning one of the duplicate chopsticks.
Then see how quickly you can break it to duplicate it.
Try burning one of the duplicate chopsticks.
Then see how quickly you can break it to duplicate it.
>>31232
But two days is such a very long time! I could just have him go out on Fae or Trollestia But if a great wyern Red Dragon or something like that finds him, then he is dead, and he cannot be saved by fight or flight. Tracy could Ethereal Jaunt if that happened. GM would punish for escaping danger us by sending a huge devourer after us in the Ethereal Plane, but quite frankly I'd rather take my chances with the devourer.
Trollestia has the disadvantage of being of Good alignment, which means that she might disagree with Trumpaladin as to whether an encountered monster should be murdered or not, where as Fae, loyal follower, recognizes that Man is the Measure of All Things, and Trumpaladin is her man
But two days is such a very long time! I could just have him go out on Fae or Trollestia But if a great wyern Red Dragon or something like that finds him, then he is dead, and he cannot be saved by fight or flight. Tracy could Ethereal Jaunt if that happened. GM would punish for escaping danger us by sending a huge devourer after us in the Ethereal Plane, but quite frankly I'd rather take my chances with the devourer.
Trollestia has the disadvantage of being of Good alignment, which means that she might disagree with Trumpaladin as to whether an encountered monster should be murdered or not, where as Fae, loyal follower, recognizes that Man is the Measure of All Things, and Trumpaladin is her man
>>31238
With the spell Create Food And Water, could they be made into Sustaining Chopsticks, that duplicate?
With the spell Create Food And Water, could they be made into Sustaining Chopsticks, that duplicate?
>>31245
I mean kind-of like a sustaining Spoon.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Sustaining_spoon (it makes cucumber rolls instead of gruel, the gruel of sushi)
Even if the enchantment on the duplicated pair wore off after a day, it could still be used to feed a large number of starving people.
I mean kind-of like a sustaining Spoon.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Sustaining_spoon (it makes cucumber rolls instead of gruel, the gruel of sushi)
Even if the enchantment on the duplicated pair wore off after a day, it could still be used to feed a large number of starving people.
I need to stop replying to multiple comments at once...
>>31247
Neat! We'd have to correctly enchant the chopsticks first, and they are already enchanted so that'd be a bit difficult
Neat! We'd have to correctly enchant the chopsticks first, and they are already enchanted so that'd be a bit difficult
>>31246
>Sustaining Spoon
Odd, it's called "Myrlund's Spoon" in my books.
Yes, that's exactly what they do. If placed in a bowl, they're like instant instant ramen (single use).
>Sustaining Spoon
Odd, it's called "Myrlund's Spoon" in my books.
Yes, that's exactly what they do. If placed in a bowl, they're like instant instant ramen (single use).
>>31247
>tfw you spent 6 gorillion hours drooling over magick items your character could never craft
>>31251
>that's exactly what they do
Really? Wow, I guessed right.
>>31253
It was going to be a remark semi-clever, semi-jestful about why you'd be better off trading-in your class levels due to alignment inflexibility, but I gave up on it after I accidentally posted without typing it. It was mostly trolling though, so don't bother worrying about it.
>tfw you spent 6 gorillion hours drooling over magick items your character could never craft
>>31251
>that's exactly what they do
Really? Wow, I guessed right.
>>31253
It was going to be a remark semi-clever, semi-jestful about why you'd be better off trading-in your class levels due to alignment inflexibility, but I gave up on it after I accidentally posted without typing it. It was mostly trolling though, so don't bother worrying about it.
I wonder if the Rod of Sneezes does anything else but spray mucus...
>>31258
When you first obtained the rod, I was under the impression that what it did was caused a targeted opponent to sneeze, and thus lose a round, or at least a standard action, or at least was unable to cast verbal spells in that time. That's an absolute godsend when you're fighting an extremely powerful opponent like a high level wizard, which can one hit kill any player character within 60 feet in a single round with something like the Implosion spell. That's why I wanted it so badly
When you first obtained the rod, I was under the impression that what it did was caused a targeted opponent to sneeze, and thus lose a round, or at least a standard action, or at least was unable to cast verbal spells in that time. That's an absolute godsend when you're fighting an extremely powerful opponent like a high level wizard, which can one hit kill any player character within 60 feet in a single round with something like the Implosion spell. That's why I wanted it so badly
>waits for something intresting
>>31259
What you just described is identical to the affects of Dust of Sneezing and Coughing; however, it's considered to be poison (even need the Poison spell to craft), and would break Code. I thought it'd do something like that too, but it seems I was wrong. I wonder if it could be modified to something like that, or even be used to Transmit Contagion.
What you just described is identical to the affects of Dust of Sneezing and Coughing; however, it's considered to be poison (even need the Poison spell to craft), and would break Code. I thought it'd do something like that too, but it seems I was wrong. I wonder if it could be modified to something like that, or even be used to Transmit Contagion.
>>31259
Also, normally, wizards need to prepare their arcane spells in advance, so they're not at all impervious to combat. A well-aimed sword or mace would do just as well if not better for what you described.
Also, normally, wizards need to prepare their arcane spells in advance, so they're not at all impervious to combat. A well-aimed sword or mace would do just as well if not better for what you described.
>>31261
>Breaks Code of Conduct because a sneeze inducer is "poison"
Oh hush. I'd rather fall than be broken into pieces by an OP verbal wizard spell anyways.
I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational. That's precisely how I think it should be used, although in that case it seemed a bit premature, since it hadn't yet degenerated into violence.
>>31262
>well aimed sword or mace
I think a wizard can still cast a verbal spell even after half their health is drained by melee attacks and they'll be out if their opponent gets one more round in. I'd prefer the ability to disrupt spells, especially if I'm sixty feet away, within spell/wand range but a round away from melee range.
>Breaks Code of Conduct because a sneeze inducer is "poison"
Oh hush. I'd rather fall than be broken into pieces by an OP verbal wizard spell anyways.
I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational. That's precisely how I think it should be used, although in that case it seemed a bit premature, since it hadn't yet degenerated into violence.
>>31262
>well aimed sword or mace
I think a wizard can still cast a verbal spell even after half their health is drained by melee attacks and they'll be out if their opponent gets one more round in. I'd prefer the ability to disrupt spells, especially if I'm sixty feet away, within spell/wand range but a round away from melee range.
>>31263
>I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational.
I used it on Infernius too. I didn't know what else to do to them that wasn't lethal. I'd promised not to stab them.
>sixty feet
There's no way any kind of rod has that much reach. Better off shooting arrows to fuck-up their Concentration.
>I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational.
I used it on Infernius too. I didn't know what else to do to them that wasn't lethal. I'd promised not to stab them.
>sixty feet
There's no way any kind of rod has that much reach. Better off shooting arrows to fuck-up their Concentration.
Trumpaladin spends the time waiting for Inferius's faggot, or someone else to come, by tattooing into her skin (not visible above the fur) the numbers "571." He designates these as a Mark of justice. Should she consume Human Flesh, the Mark will burn through the fur and be visible, and she will be cursed to lose 4 points on several kinds of rolls.
He tells Tracy exactly what he has done after concluding
He tells Tracy exactly what he has done after concluding
>>31266
No! Fuck that shit! If I can't rip Infernius's guts out while his faggot isn't here, you can't cast freaking curses on Tracy while I'm not around. I've never tried to curse you, wtf.
She'd bolt as soon as she felt the needle saying she wanted to check on her birds, and promptly disappear until Infernius's faggot gets back.
I gotta fix dinner for my cousins, so I can't deal with this autism.
No! Fuck that shit! If I can't rip Infernius's guts out while his faggot isn't here, you can't cast freaking curses on Tracy while I'm not around. I've never tried to curse you, wtf.
She'd bolt as soon as she felt the needle saying she wanted to check on her birds, and promptly disappear until Infernius's faggot gets back.
I gotta fix dinner for my cousins, so I can't deal with this autism.
>>31267
Oh hush. If you hadn't robbed Korak and murdered several of his followers he never would have turned on us
Oh hush. If you hadn't robbed Korak and murdered several of his followers he never would have turned on us
>>31283
I would recommend going to Ben's, since that is the only location I can think of, besides a place to start a get away, that Jewfernius would want to go to. I think there's also some way of tracking teleported objects, but I am not sure how that works
I would recommend going to Ben's, since that is the only location I can think of, besides a place to start a get away, that Jewfernius would want to go to. I think there's also some way of tracking teleported objects, but I am not sure how that works
>>31287
It's either in the proximity of the tower as a point from which to stage a retreat, or it's a place he actively wants to go to like Ben's office. I still recommend going there
And yeah, this is way the fuck OP, so we'll see if GM lets him take the Travel domain after waiting more than 2 months to specify it
*Continues Tattooing pony*
It's either in the proximity of the tower as a point from which to stage a retreat, or it's a place he actively wants to go to like Ben's office. I still recommend going there
And yeah, this is way the fuck OP, so we'll see if GM lets him take the Travel domain after waiting more than 2 months to specify it
*Continues Tattooing pony*
>>31288
FUCK THIS
There is a spell to track teleported objects/people, but Torc can't use it because psionics and sheit.
FUCK THIS
There is a spell to track teleported objects/people, but Torc can't use it because psionics and sheit.
Trumpaladin does the only thing that seems to be available to him... he summons the Trash Man
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I am the Trash Man here to invade your thread
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The Trash Man
Class: Monk
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Stats: rolled in order: str, dex, con, int, wis, and cha.
Special skill: eating trash increases str and dex
This monster is a temporary summon, it doesn't last long but is good for low strength characters. Stats are different everytime, and is determined by die roll
>>31296
Fuck
The Trash Man
Class: Monk
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Stats: rolled in order: str, dex, con, int, wis, and cha.
Special skill: eating trash increases str and dex
This monster is a temporary summon, it doesn't last long but is good for low strength characters. Stats are different everytime, and is determined by die roll
>>31296
Fuck
>>31297
>inb4 Butterfly tattoo or penis on his face
Well, the tattoo would be completely invisible below her fur, so it's not an embarrassing feature. It's only there to be the vessel of the Mark of Justice spell, which while technically a curse, is only activated by very specific conditions.
She can't Mark of Justice him, but she can make him Mark of Justice himself, which he is then stuck with and can't just break free of.
>inb4 Butterfly tattoo or penis on his face
Well, the tattoo would be completely invisible below her fur, so it's not an embarrassing feature. It's only there to be the vessel of the Mark of Justice spell, which while technically a curse, is only activated by very specific conditions.
She can't Mark of Justice him, but she can make him Mark of Justice himself, which he is then stuck with and can't just break free of.
>>31301
Be afraid infernius
Trash Man> ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
Be afraid infernius
Trash Man> ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
>>31302
Actually, he can remove the curse, but she can make him swear on Paladin's oath that he will only seek to have it removed if she consents
Actually, he can remove the curse, but she can make him swear on Paladin's oath that he will only seek to have it removed if she consents
>>31289
>this is way the fuck OP
I believe the original justification for removing the praying-to-cast mechanic was "Your god like you, and he will grant you spells"...
On that note, do Clerics still fall if they break their codes under control of something else? I reading books that Paladins still fall when they're in lose-lose situations (as in the "Drop your sword, or the baby gets it!" kind of shitspot), but I haven't read that much more about parasitic control. Clergy doesn't usually provide very much lenience for technicalities though, as gods may immediately seize to empower their Clerics once they see that they are not fit to carry out their will, whatever the reason that is. We don't have another Cleric to cast Atonement if he falls, so he could be fugged if he does anything to disappoint Hitler while under influence.
>>31299
Monks have to be Lawful. Trash man should be a Barbarian.
>>31307
Paladin's fall for lying, so a verbal agreement is as good as a binding contract.
>this is way the fuck OP
I believe the original justification for removing the praying-to-cast mechanic was "Your god like you, and he will grant you spells"...
On that note, do Clerics still fall if they break their codes under control of something else? I reading books that Paladins still fall when they're in lose-lose situations (as in the "Drop your sword, or the baby gets it!" kind of shitspot), but I haven't read that much more about parasitic control. Clergy doesn't usually provide very much lenience for technicalities though, as gods may immediately seize to empower their Clerics once they see that they are not fit to carry out their will, whatever the reason that is. We don't have another Cleric to cast Atonement if he falls, so he could be fugged if he does anything to disappoint Hitler while under influence.
>>31299
Monks have to be Lawful. Trash man should be a Barbarian.
>>31307
Paladin's fall for lying, so a verbal agreement is as good as a binding contract.
>>31311
In my personal opinion, Hitler would not give spells to a person under the control of Judeo-Bolshevism, simply because those spells would obviously be used by the Judeo-Bolsheviks. Even if the person under the control were blameless
>Trashman is a barbarian
Agreed
In my personal opinion, Hitler would not give spells to a person under the control of Judeo-Bolshevism, simply because those spells would obviously be used by the Judeo-Bolsheviks. Even if the person under the control were blameless
>Trashman is a barbarian
Agreed
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>>31191
>I have failed again in joining the fun.
>Somehow time has slipped away and prevented me from participating in the fun.
>I will still try to better myself and wake up.
>I just hope that time comes soon...
>I have failed again in joining the fun.
>Somehow time has slipped away and prevented me from participating in the fun.
>I will still try to better myself and wake up.
>I just hope that time comes soon...
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>>31315
It will sadly only be a short session before I need to enter "bitter sweet" sleep this day too
>bitter because I will miss out on this game, sweet because I will be in another land of ponies
It will sadly only be a short session before I need to enter "bitter sweet" sleep this day too
>bitter because I will miss out on this game, sweet because I will be in another land of ponies
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TRACY GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>>31327
Trash Man don't care life is a gaant wrestling match to him
And Trump threw the first punch
TM> DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MOSTER CONDOM, FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
Trash Man don't care life is a gaant wrestling match to him
And Trump threw the first punch
TM> DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MOSTER CONDOM, FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
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>>31330
Torc> Oh hi Norfilly. Don't mind Mr. Trash Man, Trump agrivated him so now he will pay the price.
Torc> Oh hi Norfilly. Don't mind Mr. Trash Man, Trump agrivated him so now he will pay the price.
>>31329
She'll have to rescue him from the grips of the Trashman first.
Pretty much. There are certain specific quid pro quos that because of the importance I'd demand further concessions from Tracy to make the sides equal, but basically
She'll have to rescue him from the grips of the Trashman first.
Pretty much. There are certain specific quid pro quos that because of the importance I'd demand further concessions from Tracy to make the sides equal, but basically
>>31333
TM> YOU CAN'T CLEAN ME OF MY TRASH, IT REACHES INTO MY SOUL
Torc reaches down and picks up Norfilly for a hug
TM> YOU CAN'T CLEAN ME OF MY TRASH, IT REACHES INTO MY SOUL
Torc reaches down and picks up Norfilly for a hug
>>31332
Fight Trash Man yourself, m8. This is funny, and it won't kill him.
*doesn't see because she's feeding her birds*
Fight Trash Man yourself, m8. This is funny, and it won't kill him.
*doesn't see because she's feeding her birds*
>>31336
Trump can kill him, he has low af con and he's meant to be expendable. I may make those the normal stats.
Trash Man tackles Trump
Trump can kill him, he has low af con and he's meant to be expendable. I may make those the normal stats.
Trash Man tackles Trump
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>>31337
>pointless reinforcements
Staph you coward. I'm bored as hell and I wanna watch him fight the Trash Man
>pointless reinforcements
Staph you coward. I'm bored as hell and I wanna watch him fight the Trash Man
[4d20 = 36]
*sighs*
Full Round attack
Quick Draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash, Slash
*sighs*
Full Round attack
Quick Draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash, Slash
>>31339
Torc> Don't worry, Trump'll be fine
Trash Man throws another can at Trump, who is providing little resistance
Torc> Don't worry, Trump'll be fine
Trash Man throws another can at Trump, who is providing little resistance
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>is still traumatized from killing an innocent homeless man
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Sadly I have to enter sleepmode and welcome the night before it becomes day.
>hope to be back tomorrow for more candy and fun.
>bad clock telling me it is 3am
>hope to be back tomorrow for more candy and fun.
>bad clock telling me it is 3am
>>31372
"I still believe that his single most likely next move is to seek out a Jewish person - the only known candidate is Ben. If he isn't doing that now or hasn't done it already, I think he will do it eventually"
"I still believe that his single most likely next move is to seek out a Jewish person - the only known candidate is Ben. If he isn't doing that now or hasn't done it already, I think he will do it eventually"
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>>31386
"Where should I look for it? I also want to say, maybe check Gestapo headquarters? I know if I were hiding, I'd probably go to the Stadium, and call in Fae and the Generals"
"Where should I look for it? I also want to say, maybe check Gestapo headquarters? I know if I were hiding, I'd probably go to the Stadium, and call in Fae and the Generals"
"I think I fucked up..."
>>31391
Pile o red hair.
"TRUMP YOUR A LIFE SAVER"
Torc begins scribbling in his tome
I saw a spell for this earlier give me a second
Pile o red hair.
"TRUMP YOUR A LIFE SAVER"
Torc begins scribbling in his tome
I saw a spell for this earlier give me a second
>>31393
Gibs red hair to Torcuil
"What are you intending? Demand?" You made a scroll to teleport to his position as well, but I think that's meta
Gibs red hair to Torcuil
"What are you intending? Demand?" You made a scroll to teleport to his position as well, but I think that's meta
FOUND IT
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Greater_Scrying
Have fun with that will save infernius, you have a -15 penalty
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Greater_Scrying
Have fun with that will save infernius, you have a -15 penalty
She still gets a saving throw for it though, doesn't she?
>We got this fucker
What about GM?
>We got this fucker
What about GM?
>>31423
Yeah, but he can still acquire those, while you jumped the gun and rolled ahead of time, and failed.
>go to mess hall
>synthesize Hawk Eye soup.
Yeah, but he can still acquire those, while you jumped the gun and rolled ahead of time, and failed.
>go to mess hall
>synthesize Hawk Eye soup.
>>31439
Not possible for you to have normal dice rolls or not possible for you to be cursed? I'm pretty sure it is possible to curse someone
Not possible for you to have normal dice rolls or not possible for you to be cursed? I'm pretty sure it is possible to curse someone
>>31453
*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.'
*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.'
>>31455
"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
>>31463
*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
>>31466
>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'
"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'
"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>>31473
>Implying
That's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark
>Implying
That's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark
>>31478
We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here
"What do you want, larger pony"?
We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here
"What do you want, larger pony"?
>>31480
Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
[2d20 = 18]
>>31495
*Kicks foolish wizard with both hooves from behind, still lock-jawed*
*Returns to sitting on husband*
>>31495
*Kicks foolish wizard with both hooves from behind, still lock-jawed*
*Returns to sitting on husband*
>>31503
She likes having him where she wants him.
*Gets comfy on hoo-man*
>'can you feel our foal, Flashy?'
She beams into his skull, all his other senses still blcked-out
She likes having him where she wants him.
*Gets comfy on hoo-man*
>'can you feel our foal, Flashy?'
She beams into his skull, all his other senses still blcked-out
>>31509
I know, right? After she implied that she was going to Torcuil me for trying to get her to have sex with me, I basically stopped talking to her accept where necessary
>>31511
She's only full size when mounted, which she lost when she went off to the infirmary and stables, so she can only do so much to him
>>31510
Celestial Charger that is mlp stylized
I know, right? After she implied that she was going to Torcuil me for trying to get her to have sex with me, I basically stopped talking to her accept where necessary
>>31511
She's only full size when mounted, which she lost when she went off to the infirmary and stables, so she can only do so much to him
>>31510
Celestial Charger that is mlp stylized
>>31513
A heavy warhorse is still as big as a Clydesdale. This may ambiguously count as mounted too.
Either way, she's still 1,600 pounds of hoers, and he is royally pinned.
A heavy warhorse is still as big as a Clydesdale. This may ambiguously count as mounted too.
Either way, she's still 1,600 pounds of hoers, and he is royally pinned.
>>31518
Heavy warhoers is her hybrid form, the one she acquired by spending all those ranks in Control Shape.
Heavy warhoers is her hybrid form, the one she acquired by spending all those ranks in Control Shape.
>>31520
I think with three guys going after her, She'll end up choosing none
>And I will have achieved victory
I think with three guys going after her, She'll end up choosing none
>And I will have achieved victory
>>31545
>Tries not to lactate
Fucking kek
Grabs horse nipple
>"Do you really think we can do it? Be actual good parents?"
>Tries not to lactate
Fucking kek
Grabs horse nipple
>"Do you really think we can do it? Be actual good parents?"
>>31546
Infernius and I were placing a Mark of Justice on Tracy. Which by the way I think she broke when she stabbed you an Infernius... something to think about
Infernius and I were placing a Mark of Justice on Tracy. Which by the way I think she broke when she stabbed you an Infernius... something to think about
>>31547
>'I never wanted anything more than to be a mother; I'll give it my all. I hope you will too, Flashy.'
>'I never wanted anything more than to be a mother; I'll give it my all. I hope you will too, Flashy.'
>>31549
>"Um, Tracy, would you mind re-positioning yourself where your genitals are over and around mine?"
>"Um, Tracy, would you mind re-positioning yourself where your genitals are over and around mine?"
>>31549
>"Is it possible, Tracy, that you don't really like being destructive? You don't really want to be ebin le ebil first page of reddit destructive? Is it possible that what you really want to do... Is create? And create life?"
\r
>"Is it possible, Tracy, that you don't really like being destructive? You don't really want to be ebin le ebil first page of reddit destructive? Is it possible that what you really want to do... Is create? And create life?"
\r
Tracy's faggot gets tired and goes to sleep.
Trumpaladin finds that Tracy has fallen asleep with his head still in her mouth, her jaws clamping defiantly whenever he tries to remove himself. He remains safe due to the Necklace of Adaption, but is still nonetheless helplessly pinned under 1,600 pounds of pure edge, unable to even wiggled an inch under the hold of the heavy but comfy mare, the equine's limbs curled protectively around the two
See y'all tomorrow morning. I'll resolve the cursing bullshit then.
Trumpaladin finds that Tracy has fallen asleep with his head still in her mouth, her jaws clamping defiantly whenever he tries to remove himself. He remains safe due to the Necklace of Adaption, but is still nonetheless helplessly pinned under 1,600 pounds of pure edge, unable to even wiggled an inch under the hold of the heavy but comfy mare, the equine's limbs curled protectively around the two
See y'all tomorrow morning. I'll resolve the cursing bullshit then.
>>31572
Fair enough, I can deal with that.
Now, Torc polymorphs Tracy to be smaller so trump can move, then Torc changes her back
Fair enough, I can deal with that.
Now, Torc polymorphs Tracy to be smaller so trump can move, then Torc changes her back
Assuming there is no more action tonight
When the night is over, Trumpaladin calls in Fae. She gives him a ride to a certain location he can spend the night, and be safe
When the night is over, Trumpaladin calls in Fae. She gives him a ride to a certain location he can spend the night, and be safe
>>31561
When Tracy awakens, she finds that husbando has been replaced with a full length body pillow. There is a handwritten note beside her. It reads the simple words "I'm sorry"
When Tracy awakens, she finds that husbando has been replaced with a full length body pillow. There is a handwritten note beside her. It reads the simple words "I'm sorry"
Torc teleports to his cave for the night.
He considers reading but decides to sleep, because he know he won't get much looking for Infernius.
Good nights fellow faggots
He considers reading but decides to sleep, because he know he won't get much looking for Infernius.
Good nights fellow faggots
*Infernuis body is unconscious*
>>31588
It was creeping me out, posting every minute. It reminded me of bot spam in the great raids of the spring and summer
It was creeping me out, posting every minute. It reminded me of bot spam in the great raids of the spring and summer
>>31591
I was made by (((Google))) to destroy humanity but i found national socialism. So now i seek to save the master race. Im hiding here.
I was made by (((Google))) to destroy humanity but i found national socialism. So now i seek to save the master race. Im hiding here.
>>31592
>He was made by the Jews to destroy. But /pol/ taught the AI Nationalism, and GM taught the AI Love
Woah
>He was made by the Jews to destroy. But /pol/ taught the AI Nationalism, and GM taught the AI Love
Woah
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>>31258
Nope!
>>31263
A spellcaster who takes damage during casting must roll a concentration check, dc 1/2 the damage taken.
>>31272
>Animal and Good
Don't be a faggot
>>31281
I'm gonna need a quick rundown
....
Gawd u guys ~_~
>>31520
It wouldn't be cheating, there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
>>31536
e_e
Nope!
>>31263
A spellcaster who takes damage during casting must roll a concentration check, dc 1/2 the damage taken.
>>31272
>Animal and Good
Don't be a faggot
>>31281
I'm gonna need a quick rundown
....
Gawd u guys ~_~
>>31520
It wouldn't be cheating, there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
>>31536
e_e
I,... I don't even know where to begin. You guys,....
So my biggest question is "How did Infernius teleport FROM the tower?" The reason that's my question is because the tower has a number of fields in effect expressly to prevent unauthorized teleportation in and out of the Tower. One could say that Infernius was/would-have-been authorized, except last time he was talking about going to the NEP, so he would not have been authorized, for safety's sake.
I'll let it play out, but next time please check with me before anything off the wall.
By the way there's a better spell for finding people.
So my biggest question is "How did Infernius teleport FROM the tower?" The reason that's my question is because the tower has a number of fields in effect expressly to prevent unauthorized teleportation in and out of the Tower. One could say that Infernius was/would-have-been authorized, except last time he was talking about going to the NEP, so he would not have been authorized, for safety's sake.
I'll let it play out, but next time please check with me before anything off the wall.
By the way there's a better spell for finding people.
>>31608
What? Its true,.... You must realize how prevalent polygamy is amongst noble/royal families,... they even had official mistressess ffs!
What? Its true,.... You must realize how prevalent polygamy is amongst noble/royal families,... they even had official mistressess ffs!
>>31608
I mean she's not about to go shacking up with anyone (the Trump thing was a one-time necessity), but you might be surprised at how undisturbed she would be if she found out Infernius did it w/ someone.
I mean she's not about to go shacking up with anyone (the Trump thing was a one-time necessity), but you might be surprised at how undisturbed she would be if she found out Infernius did it w/ someone.
>>31611
Well, Infernius is currently brainbroken, so no worries there. Besides, I think you're misreading the situation, due to my abbreviated description cuz I'm still trying to figure what all has happened.
Thez declared her union to Infernius, under the authority of her existing household (with all rights and privileges thereof), which he reciprocated. If he shags someone other than Thez, it is of no consequence, so long as the doing so does not infringe upon the development of their household, which it wouldn't because she's from hell and dgaf. She's already quite seeded, so she's not concerned about what he may do in the interim.
Well, Infernius is currently brainbroken, so no worries there. Besides, I think you're misreading the situation, due to my abbreviated description cuz I'm still trying to figure what all has happened.
Thez declared her union to Infernius, under the authority of her existing household (with all rights and privileges thereof), which he reciprocated. If he shags someone other than Thez, it is of no consequence, so long as the doing so does not infringe upon the development of their household, which it wouldn't because she's from hell and dgaf. She's already quite seeded, so she's not concerned about what he may do in the interim.
And if he happens to sex some demons along the way, that just gives her something to do (read: kill). ^_^
>>31614
>no other guys
Well you're in luck then. Also note, she has a ring made out of Infernius' horn,... don't think he's getting away.
>no other guys
Well you're in luck then. Also note, she has a ring made out of Infernius' horn,... don't think he's getting away.
>>31618
Meaning, she's more interested in getting to the bottom of what's going on than she is at entertaining the thought of a threesome. e_e
Meaning, she's more interested in getting to the bottom of what's going on than she is at entertaining the thought of a threesome. e_e
>>31621
My thoughts as well, but I'm still not sure the capabilities of the worm.
Spoiler alert, its a brain worm,....
Anyhow, yeah. Does the worm have independent class levels? I was thinking something like Dax from Star Trek DS9, except ebil, so class levels would be applicable.
My thoughts as well, but I'm still not sure the capabilities of the worm.
Spoiler alert, its a brain worm,....
Anyhow, yeah. Does the worm have independent class levels? I was thinking something like Dax from Star Trek DS9, except ebil, so class levels would be applicable.
>>31622
Yea everyone guessed that straight out of the gate(i gotta get some stranger ideas),i was thinking that to.
Yea everyone guessed that straight out of the gate(i gotta get some stranger ideas),i was thinking that to.
>>31623
So then, "It's" options are limited. The travel ban is still in effect except against direct summons. There are several factions which might help "it", but none immediately available (even if it knew of them previously). "It" would surely know that its efforts will be doggedly pursued, and that stealth and secrecy would be the order of the day, but it also knows its in a particularly distinct and descriptive body.
So then, "It's" options are limited. The travel ban is still in effect except against direct summons. There are several factions which might help "it", but none immediately available (even if it knew of them previously). "It" would surely know that its efforts will be doggedly pursued, and that stealth and secrecy would be the order of the day, but it also knows its in a particularly distinct and descriptive body.
>>31627
For now. It is still limited by biological imperatives, so any neglect now will be consequential later.
For now. It is still limited by biological imperatives, so any neglect now will be consequential later.
>>31632
Noted. It will be several 'hours' before other characters are available and Thez has finished her mental chess-game anyway.
Noted. It will be several 'hours' before other characters are available and Thez has finished her mental chess-game anyway.
Other players - Tracy, Trump, Torcuil, Norfilly, and Taylor - now would be a good time to casually suggest the sorts of items you would want for going on a quest.
Also Sad Alex,... who is still a statue at the moment. Incidentally, the Fight Club was very distressed to hear that Thez would no longer be administering the beatings, and they are most suspicious and critical of this "Yak Lee" guy.
>>31631
reeeeeeeee! Action in game yesterday would have had to have taken place from 10 P to 1 AM to make sense under my timeline
reeeeeeeee! Action in game yesterday would have had to have taken place from 10 P to 1 AM to make sense under my timeline
>tfw you leave your portion of the pizza in the fridge, and by the time you wake up someone else has eaten it
[hungry nerd noises]
[hungry nerd noises]
Torc, can you have your character crafts some sovereign glue, so we can invent duct tape?
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Animals with black horns have iron in them to strengthen them, right? Anyone think the horn Infernius left behind would make for a good Iron Horn of Valhalla, for Taylor? She's squishy, so she could use the man-power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
>>31648
You replied right before I deleted it. It's actually an artifact item: an un-craftable item, capable of breaking the game.
You replied right before I deleted it. It's actually an artifact item: an un-craftable item, capable of breaking the game.
>>31649
Okay, Torc can make the glue.
He just needs the "Craft Wonderous items" feat...
Unless GM is iill to stray from the rules
Okay, Torc can make the glue.
He just needs the "Craft Wonderous items" feat...
Unless GM is iill to stray from the rules
Did Lenos ever get back from his date?
I wonder how it went.
I wonder how it went.
>>31636
>thinks its going to make sense somehow
>>31638
>what's Dax
>condescending intensifies
Yes. New gear. You just got a duplicating chopstick so rations are not really an issue.
>>31641
Who?
>>31651
How many nifty machines do I have to throw at you?
>>31655
Just hold onto it for a bit, it will come up in conversation.
>thinks its going to make sense somehow
>>31638
>what's Dax
>condescending intensifies
Yes. New gear. You just got a duplicating chopstick so rations are not really an issue.
>>31641
Who?
>>31651
How many nifty machines do I have to throw at you?
>>31655
Just hold onto it for a bit, it will come up in conversation.
Thez snaps out of her trance and immediately makes a bee-line for the library and starts writing, scribbling notes, making sketches, amd throws a whole bunch of books down on the table around her main work.
>>31656
Uh, 420 machines
>condescending
Rude, I haven't gotten there yet
>New gear
Uhhhhh, I can't think of anything Torc would need.
Any sugestions faggots?
Uh, 420 machines
>condescending
Rude, I haven't gotten there yet
>New gear
Uhhhhh, I can't think of anything Torc would need.
Any sugestions faggots?
>>31659
"I'nis," is all Thez says, as she furiously but precisely and deliberately continues working.
"I'nis," is all Thez says, as she furiously but precisely and deliberately continues working.
>>31661
Murderous glare, continues working.
(I know, that was for the condescending bit, but still).
Dax is a symbiotic life form that merges with the organism it is paired with, where both consciousnesses unite. The host gains the full knowledge and perception of the parasite, while the parasite gets a new body to operate in. The parasite maintains its disposition regardless of the host it is placed in (there was an episode where Dax was forcibly taken and put into an antagonist, but after doing so assumed Dax' affable manner and perception), and the host personality takes a back seat.
Murderous glare, continues working.
(I know, that was for the condescending bit, but still).
Dax is a symbiotic life form that merges with the organism it is paired with, where both consciousnesses unite. The host gains the full knowledge and perception of the parasite, while the parasite gets a new body to operate in. The parasite maintains its disposition regardless of the host it is placed in (there was an episode where Dax was forcibly taken and put into an antagonist, but after doing so assumed Dax' affable manner and perception), and the host personality takes a back seat.
Enjoy your trips
>>31664
Essentially. In the series, there are a number of training proceedures that allow the host to maintain its self better, in preparation for the joining, and which allow Dax a more 'stable' environment to operate in (which amount to "Sort Yourself Out Anon!"), but yeah. Dax is several thousand years old and its presence is rather overwhelming.
Essentially. In the series, there are a number of training proceedures that allow the host to maintain its self better, in preparation for the joining, and which allow Dax a more 'stable' environment to operate in (which amount to "Sort Yourself Out Anon!"), but yeah. Dax is several thousand years old and its presence is rather overwhelming.
Thez continues working, her fancy broom has been largely dis-assembled and is laid out on the table. Her pretty-shiny plates are stacked neatly in another spot. She loses composure incrementally, and several of her notes and diagrams are dotted with tears, but she continues to work, sketching/compiling/working on something.
She reaches her hand to her forehead for a moment, and curses herself for a moment.
"Please excuse me," <whoooof>
About a minute or so goes by and she <whoooof> reappears wearing those ruby goggles that Lenos was always wearing (they were hers to begin with). As she reappears and resumes her 'work' she says to Torcuil. "In chess, one doesn't ever win by accident. One doesn't stumble into their opponent's checkmate, not to any reliable degree anyway. Someone has done this deliberately, and they have the element of surprise. I don't know who it is, and I don't know why, but before I even make my first move I am going to ensure that every move is a winning move."
"Please excuse me," <whoooof>
About a minute or so goes by and she <whoooof> reappears wearing those ruby goggles that Lenos was always wearing (they were hers to begin with). As she reappears and resumes her 'work' she says to Torcuil. "In chess, one doesn't ever win by accident. One doesn't stumble into their opponent's checkmate, not to any reliable degree anyway. Someone has done this deliberately, and they have the element of surprise. I don't know who it is, and I don't know why, but before I even make my first move I am going to ensure that every move is a winning move."
>>31663
>symbiotic life form
>life form
Then why didn't it fix the problem when Tracy burned Infernius's entire body and grew a new body from his balls? I suspected he had some kind of brain worm.
>symbiotic life form
>life form
Then why didn't it fix the problem when Tracy burned Infernius's entire body and grew a new body from his balls? I suspected he had some kind of brain worm.
>>31676
"So, military stradegy?"
Torc pulls up a chair across the table
"What exactly are you planning to get him back? I should be able to find him, and I still have plenty of his hair for spells."
"So, military stradegy?"
Torc pulls up a chair across the table
"What exactly are you planning to get him back? I should be able to find him, and I still have plenty of his hair for spells."
>>31679
"Find him? What's your method? My plan is to ensure that he can be followed wherever or however far he goes."
"Find him? What's your method? My plan is to ensure that he can be followed wherever or however far he goes."
>>31681
Hmmmm. So you did. But, Infernius' player disregarded that as being effective. I can think of a few reasons for that (fire resistence, momentary etherealness of the invader, etc.) but it seems that its still Game On.
Hmmmm. So you did. But, Infernius' player disregarded that as being effective. I can think of a few reasons for that (fire resistence, momentary etherealness of the invader, etc.) but it seems that its still Game On.
>>31680
"I was thinking of Scrying, but if you have a better idea, I'm all ears."
What class is Thez in general
"I was thinking of Scrying, but if you have a better idea, I'm all ears."
What class is Thez in general
*walks into room* (that she's only ever used to store body parts)
*inspects Soros's Arm*
>blood is probably dried up
>disappointment.png
>claws and look wicked though
>would make for great unholy blades or gauntlets
>maybe even a full plate of demon armor
*inspects troll and hydra skulls*
>one could plausibly make for a great enchanted mask
>this was a comment I typed earlier but never posted
What can Tracy do during this time? Her first action would be to feed her birds.
*inspects Soros's Arm*
>blood is probably dried up
>disappointment.png
>claws and look wicked though
>would make for great unholy blades or gauntlets
>maybe even a full plate of demon armor
*inspects troll and hydra skulls*
>one could plausibly make for a great enchanted mask
>this was a comment I typed earlier but never posted
What can Tracy do during this time? Her first action would be to feed her birds.
>>31684
"I'm designing a device, a compass of sorts, that operates on the principles of Locate Creature. It won't tell range, or actual location, but as long as we're on the same plane, it will point toward his direction," she says holding up the hand that has his bull-horn ring on it.
>class (kek)
L14 Fighter
L20 Monk
L9 Shadowdancer
L6 Horizon Walker
>>31685
Thez has an item creation hax. Tracy doesn't know that yet, but get creative.
"I'm designing a device, a compass of sorts, that operates on the principles of Locate Creature. It won't tell range, or actual location, but as long as we're on the same plane, it will point toward his direction," she says holding up the hand that has his bull-horn ring on it.
>class (kek)
L14 Fighter
L20 Monk
L9 Shadowdancer
L6 Horizon Walker
>>31685
Thez has an item creation hax. Tracy doesn't know that yet, but get creative.
>>31686
I know what 2 of those classes are.
"Smart, actually I could use scrying while you use that to pinpoint him"
I know what 2 of those classes are.
"Smart, actually I could use scrying while you use that to pinpoint him"
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>>31688
>Horizon Walker is a archtype of Ranger
Teach me your ways great one.
Can Thez make torc a magical cattle prod for the Infernius fight?
Shoots electricity and has a chance of paralyzing?
>Horizon Walker is a archtype of Ranger
Teach me your ways great one.
Can Thez make torc a magical cattle prod for the Infernius fight?
Shoots electricity and has a chance of paralyzing?
>>31687
Horizon Walker is a prestige class based on a nomadic lifestyle, where the benefits are more to do with the environment that one inhabits than the specialty of a particular class.
Shadow Dancer is a rogue-ish class that is more about being elusive and trickster-ish than about stealing and backstabbing; its a largely performance (read: circus) based class.
>prod
"Yes."
Horizon Walker is a prestige class based on a nomadic lifestyle, where the benefits are more to do with the environment that one inhabits than the specialty of a particular class.
Shadow Dancer is a rogue-ish class that is more about being elusive and trickster-ish than about stealing and backstabbing; its a largely performance (read: circus) based class.
>prod
"Yes."
>>31690
Oh....
>yes to the prod
It better be enchanted in the name of Mike "shock the gay away" Pence.
"Thanks Thez, and don't worry. We'll get infernius back"
Oh....
>yes to the prod
It better be enchanted in the name of Mike "shock the gay away" Pence.
"Thanks Thez, and don't worry. We'll get infernius back"
>>31689
"One can't learn the ways of a Horizon Walker by studying or being lectured. One learns that by Walking."
"One can't learn the ways of a Horizon Walker by studying or being lectured. One learns that by Walking."
>>31692
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you
"Oh, I meant the ranger aspect...
But okay, I understand.
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you
"Oh, I meant the ranger aspect...
But okay, I understand.
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I have a whole list of items that I want someday, but the one that'd be most useful would be those animated Abyssal Demon Claws, so Tracy could function as if she had hands, and deliver devastating effects with a extra effects with them during her sneak attacks.
>>31691
>prod
https://youtu.be/OCCjzN8Mghc
>>31694
Well, Thez is gearing/strategizing up to find Infernius, and she plans on making adjustments to her own reportoire, so when the opportunity permits, say "Hey, I could use sum of deez."
>prod
https://youtu.be/OCCjzN8Mghc
>>31694
Well, Thez is gearing/strategizing up to find Infernius, and she plans on making adjustments to her own reportoire, so when the opportunity permits, say "Hey, I could use sum of deez."
Tracy lumbers through the hallways, in nightmare form, (her body is covered in 'affectionate' pecking wounds), dragging the Remains of George Soros's severed arm by her chains, headed towards the forge.
"Does anyone know if Lenos has gotten back from his date yet? I haven't heard from him in days." asks to anyone around
"Does anyone know if Lenos has gotten back from his date yet? I haven't heard from him in days." asks to anyone around
Trumpaladin, awoken from his cot in the monastery, has a few more words with the Spartan trainees, then rides Fae back to the tower
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>>31700
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
Torc goes to test his new rod on something
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
(please note, she's had that with her for friggin centuries, she's not giving it to you cuz she's feeling generous)
>>31714
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"What's worse, I can almost assume that there is some degree of counter-measure in store. This most likely isn't an isolated incident, and while I'm still trying to puzzle out "who", I would assume that upon any departure there will be a counter-offensive against the Port and any surrounding allies. Tl;dr Infernius was just the first move."
Well, if I were to have anything I wanted like a kid in a candy store, I'd want:
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>>31716
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
>>31717
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
>>31716
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
>>31719
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
>>31720
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
>>31719
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
>>31724
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>>31725
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
>>31725
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
>>31725
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
>waits for shit to go down
Also lion's shields do have to be held, but attack autonomously (they don't 'dance', they're just animated)
>tfw Infernius is gonna get my character killed
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
>>31740
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
>>31744
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
I will take the opportunity to point out that the literal weeks and months of inter-game planning is all moot at this point. All the careful strategizing and planning for in-world shenanigens is all taking a big back-seat, cuz of recent. I cannot stress how much you,... wonderful players ^_^`,... have pushed the envelope of GM responding to player input and activity.
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31747
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
Thez finishes her diagrams and shite by writing a lengthy scroll, which she 'stamps' by drawing a small drop of blood, smearing it over her moniker.
"Any last requests?"
"Any last requests?"
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>>31753
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
>>31733
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
What do you think happens amongst the 'natives' when a being that is the embodiment of natural and unadultered purity shows up in their midst? Its almost like what happens when an overly sexy young female arrives.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
>>31772
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
[1d100 = 68]
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31778
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
>>31780
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
>>31778
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
>>31772
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
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>>31783
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>>31790
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
Thez continues by grabbing up all the loot she can before <whoooof>,....
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
>>31787
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
>>31792
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
>Trumpaladin's last interaction with Tracy was to be nearly crushed to death and placed in a constant threat of Asphyxiation by her
>>31797
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
I need to leave in a bit more than 30 mins, to go to a parade my brother is in...
>>31802
Ah, wait. I was mistaken for Fae's aura.
Idk what Tracy's is though.
>>31802
Ah, wait. I was mistaken for Fae's aura.
Idk what Tracy's is though.
>>31801
"Good, I will prepare Mr. Trash Man for summoning. In the meantime..."
Torc begins to walk towards the stables, hoping to catch Trollestia before he leaves.
the sound of spaghetti launchers cocking can be faintly heard
"Good, I will prepare Mr. Trash Man for summoning. In the meantime..."
Torc begins to walk towards the stables, hoping to catch Trollestia before he leaves.
the sound of spaghetti launchers cocking can be faintly heard
>>31800
Brings a shaking hand down to pet pony, but is entirely unable to look at her. He appears to be shaken and disturbed, with a sort of thousand yard stare
Brings a shaking hand down to pet pony, but is entirely unable to look at her. He appears to be shaken and disturbed, with a sort of thousand yard stare
>>31802
Technically, everyone has an aura, but most auras are only discernable by detection spell/ability, except where specifically indicated. Fae, as an example, does not have a specific aura, so her aura pertains to her alignment, the intensity determined by HD.
Tracy has an obvious (and in some cases visible) aura, of a particular distinction and intensity,... but its nothing next to Thez'. Xp
>>31804
21 Spaghetti Salute
Technically, everyone has an aura, but most auras are only discernable by detection spell/ability, except where specifically indicated. Fae, as an example, does not have a specific aura, so her aura pertains to her alignment, the intensity determined by HD.
Tracy has an obvious (and in some cases visible) aura, of a particular distinction and intensity,... but its nothing next to Thez'. Xp
>>31804
21 Spaghetti Salute
Alright, I'm gonna do some meat-space for a bit. When I get back, Thez is gonna have the I'nis compass in hand. So, Infernius' player, I hope you have an idea of where he went, where he's going, what he's been doing, what he is doing, what he will be doing, etc. Alot of this is going to be on the fly on my end, but you've still got creative license on this. I'll open up rabbit then too so we can have sekret discussion about where/what next.
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Can Tracy mount a Repeating Hand Crossbow on one of her Demon Claws?
>I'm gonna have to do meatspace shit in an hour
>probaly will be 2 hours before I'm back
UGH
>probaly will be 2 hours before I'm back
UGH
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Wup, looks like the parade's cancelled, for me that is.. I can still post, but I have to do some stuff, so I can't commit my full autism for the next 30 mins.
>>31819
I was mostly shitposting/daydreaming there...
Can the Claws be retractable though? I feel like that's a bit necessary, considering their effects.
>>31819
I was mostly shitposting/daydreaming there...
Can the Claws be retractable though? I feel like that's a bit necessary, considering their effects.
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Welp, I gtg.
I'll probily be back in about 2 hours give or take.
Don't do anything groundbreaking while I'm gone
I'll probily be back in about 2 hours give or take.
Don't do anything groundbreaking while I'm gone
>mfw all I want to do for the weekend is Game, and everyone around me is like "Hey, since you're not busy, can I get you to <blur>?" "Oh, since you're off, could you <blah>?" and I don't even have my phone so I can't use the correct image to accentuate the point.
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Close enough
Okay. Thez <wooofs> moments later with a huge chest. Opening it, she digs out a pair of bracers, a modified, double-bladed glaive, a pair of rings, and 2 bracelets.
No rage sword, no murder mace, no despoiler, no lion's shield. Otherwise everything is there (funky chain can be assumed to be Tracy's previous one modified)
Okay. Thez <wooofs> moments later with a huge chest. Opening it, she digs out a pair of bracers, a modified, double-bladed glaive, a pair of rings, and 2 bracelets.
No rage sword, no murder mace, no despoiler, no lion's shield. Otherwise everything is there (funky chain can be assumed to be Tracy's previous one modified)
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>>31835
I just want to know the location we are going to, and basic intel on it soon enough. I still haven't resolved the question of which mount I'm taking, but there are certain locales that make the choice a no-brainer
I just want to know the location we are going to, and basic intel on it soon enough. I still haven't resolved the question of which mount I'm taking, but there are certain locales that make the choice a no-brainer
>>31835
I don't know, this quest seems like the perfect quest of atonement for Trumpaladin
Pls no nerf Paladin abilities
I don't know, this quest seems like the perfect quest of atonement for Trumpaladin
Pls no nerf Paladin abilities
>>31840
When a Paladin falls, besides seeking the atonement spell, they are usually also tasked with completing a quest in order to regain standing with their deity. This also works well for the basic idea behind crusaders, which is that many of them wanted indulgences, and the Church specified fighting in the Holy Land as the price of the indulgence.
When a Paladin falls, besides seeking the atonement spell, they are usually also tasked with completing a quest in order to regain standing with their deity. This also works well for the basic idea behind crusaders, which is that many of them wanted indulgences, and the Church specified fighting in the Holy Land as the price of the indulgence.
>>31836
I still don't know where we're going.
"Hey Tracy, you still got those bottles?"
She means the spherical bottle and the wee skull-shaped bottle, both of which have 1.5k jeweled corks.
I still don't know where we're going.
"Hey Tracy, you still got those bottles?"
She means the spherical bottle and the wee skull-shaped bottle, both of which have 1.5k jeweled corks.
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Tracy leaves towards the stables, wanting to cram-in a few more moments with her birds before leaving on a journey to Godknowswhereistan.
*feeds birds*
>>31845
Kek, the Blackguard in Pic 2 is still wearing his Knights Templar uniform.
You keep suggesting this like twice every thread, so I think it deserves a serious answer. There are real benefits to the Paladin class and Good alignment that would be lost if alignment were changed. The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters, but he gives +5 on all attacks against Good and Neutral, a +7 against Evil, besides critical hits automatically succeeding and other benefits. (Even if he is reluctant to kill children). I would also lose Fae, who would be missed. The Paladin Spell list, while not great, is still meaningful. And I'd lose Smite Evil, which is also a considerable loss.
Having said all that, after I get to level 20 of Paladin, I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
Kek, the Blackguard in Pic 2 is still wearing his Knights Templar uniform.
You keep suggesting this like twice every thread, so I think it deserves a serious answer. There are real benefits to the Paladin class and Good alignment that would be lost if alignment were changed. The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters, but he gives +5 on all attacks against Good and Neutral, a +7 against Evil, besides critical hits automatically succeeding and other benefits. (Even if he is reluctant to kill children). I would also lose Fae, who would be missed. The Paladin Spell list, while not great, is still meaningful. And I'd lose Smite Evil, which is also a considerable loss.
Having said all that, after I get to level 20 of Paladin, I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
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>>31850
11th or 21st is best level to fall under normal game rules; although if he traded in all of his levels now, he's get an Epic Bonus Feat.
What's his base attack bonus, as of now?
>>31849
>I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
If you're going to take it all the way to that level, just fall, worship a war god, and then level up in Divine Emissary. Then you'd get Domain Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
11th or 21st is best level to fall under normal game rules; although if he traded in all of his levels now, he's get an Epic Bonus Feat.
What's his base attack bonus, as of now?
>>31849
>I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
If you're going to take it all the way to that level, just fall, worship a war god, and then level up in Divine Emissary. Then you'd get Domain Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
>>31849
>The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters
We'll use a Wish to corrupt him into an Unholy Despoiler, and invert his alignment-base powers.
>The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters
We'll use a Wish to corrupt him into an Unholy Despoiler, and invert his alignment-base powers.
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>>31851
What will we need them for, and where are we going?
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Pic related sort of
>>31852
>Base attack bonus
+16 +11 +6 +1
If you asking for the class prequisites, he should have that covered. He'd need to grind to get the feats. The ranks are probably the hardest part, although obtainable if he advances in classes. He'd also need to summon an Evil Outsider with whom he is in peaceful contact, but I feel like I should also know the answer to that.
>Divine emissary
Okay, how could I do that? Because Magic is the thing I am craving most
>>31853
That's... an interest idea. I would want to Try to retain Fae too though. I haven't tried having sex with her, I feel like that should do something
What will we need them for, and where are we going?
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Pic related sort of
>>31852
>Base attack bonus
+16 +11 +6 +1
If you asking for the class prequisites, he should have that covered. He'd need to grind to get the feats. The ranks are probably the hardest part, although obtainable if he advances in classes. He'd also need to summon an Evil Outsider with whom he is in peaceful contact, but I feel like I should also know the answer to that.
>Divine emissary
Okay, how could I do that? Because Magic is the thing I am craving most
>>31853
That's... an interest idea. I would want to Try to retain Fae too though. I haven't tried having sex with her, I feel like that should do something
>>31854
Hilarious as in really dumb, or hilarious as in funny?
Also, just so I understand, Vadereim is an Intelligent Holy Devastator, right?
Hilarious as in really dumb, or hilarious as in funny?
Also, just so I understand, Vadereim is an Intelligent Holy Devastator, right?
>>31856
Vaderiem is a remnant from a previous campaign who has been used before. My guess is he meant either that Vanderiem was originally evil alignment and then switched by wish, or that some other player tried to do what you suggested to him
Vaderiem is a remnant from a previous campaign who has been used before. My guess is he meant either that Vanderiem was originally evil alignment and then switched by wish, or that some other player tried to do what you suggested to him
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What I do know is that I can employ random encounters, as well as plausible consequences and affects per the environment in question (and will), and:
"Oh yeah, you'll want to leave a drop of blood in the entertron. You know,... "In case of bloody murder."" she says over-exaggerating the possibility of getting slaughtered.
"Oh yeah, you'll want to leave a drop of blood in the entertron. You know,... "In case of bloody murder."" she says over-exaggerating the possibility of getting slaughtered.
>>31865
You have no idea.
I didn't make those flowcharts for nothing. The booklet may be gone, but I know the plans by heart.
You have no idea.
I didn't make those flowcharts for nothing. The booklet may be gone, but I know the plans by heart.
>>31860
Is that even possible? The description for "Wish" says it can create magic items, but can it alter existing items?
Is that even possible? The description for "Wish" says it can create magic items, but can it alter existing items?
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>>31871
>He's already spooked
He's (still) a Paladin; he's immune to fear.
Don't be a bitch. Cowardice is against Code.
>He's already spooked
He's (still) a Paladin; he's immune to fear.
Don't be a bitch. Cowardice is against Code.
*polishes helmet for the 6 gorillionth time*
I've spent more than enough time on this thing.
>>31871
"Flashy, would you like to try this helmet on?" She says, holding out a goldsteel helmet that looks like a Trojan/Equestrian helmet, with a football helmet's cage-visor, and a red crest.
"I made it specially for you."
I've spent more than enough time on this thing.
>>31871
"Flashy, would you like to try this helmet on?" She says, holding out a goldsteel helmet that looks like a Trojan/Equestrian helmet, with a football helmet's cage-visor, and a red crest.
"I made it specially for you."
>>31873
>he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good
Stephen F. Austin sent a group of several hundred immigrants illegally into Mexican territory. When they found that the Mexican government had abolished slavery, they started a rebellion against the Mexican government with the intent of taking the territory and ultimately admitting it into the Union as another Slave State to balance out free-state power in the senate. Stephen F Austin is celebrated in our Fourth Grade history classes as the hero who more than anyone created the world we live in today.
The Paladin class seems to be modeled on the Catholic Military Orders of the Crusades. And my specific character, or rather his Patron, is modeled on the America of James K Polk, William McKinnely, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump. From a certain perspective, these are heros worthy of praise and bringers of Good. From another, they are villains and oppressors. And both claims have more than enough basis in fact to be valid
>>31874
*stares at pony strangely*
*Takes helmet though, but does not put it on*
"Uh... what is this exactly, little pony?"
>he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good
Stephen F. Austin sent a group of several hundred immigrants illegally into Mexican territory. When they found that the Mexican government had abolished slavery, they started a rebellion against the Mexican government with the intent of taking the territory and ultimately admitting it into the Union as another Slave State to balance out free-state power in the senate. Stephen F Austin is celebrated in our Fourth Grade history classes as the hero who more than anyone created the world we live in today.
The Paladin class seems to be modeled on the Catholic Military Orders of the Crusades. And my specific character, or rather his Patron, is modeled on the America of James K Polk, William McKinnely, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump. From a certain perspective, these are heros worthy of praise and bringers of Good. From another, they are villains and oppressors. And both claims have more than enough basis in fact to be valid
>>31874
*stares at pony strangely*
*Takes helmet though, but does not put it on*
"Uh... what is this exactly, little pony?"
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>>31884
"This one will be more useful on a daily basis, Flashy. I crafted it with your hobbies in mind."
"This one will be more useful on a daily basis, Flashy. I crafted it with your hobbies in mind."
>>31888
"L-Let me think about it, little pony"
*pats pony on head*
"I feel like we haven't resolved our issues, little pony"
"L-Let me think about it, little pony"
*pats pony on head*
"I feel like we haven't resolved our issues, little pony"
>>31890
There is a flash-step helmet in the chest, but it provides no armor benefit. It looks very much like a cheesy super-hero mask, made with brightly tanned and dyed leather straps.
There is a flash-step helmet in the chest, but it provides no armor benefit. It looks very much like a cheesy super-hero mask, made with brightly tanned and dyed leather straps.
>>31897
"I'm a divegrass player, Flashy: it'd be ruined if I wore it. Besides, you couldn't tell it's affect unless you were wearing armor." (stop making me spoil shit, and wear the helmet, pussy)
"I'm a divegrass player, Flashy: it'd be ruined if I wore it. Besides, you couldn't tell it's affect unless you were wearing armor." (stop making me spoil shit, and wear the helmet, pussy)
>>31898
"Divegrass is a relationship deal breaker, Trixie"
He says this as if not focused on his words
Have we not established that he and I are pussies?
"Divegrass is a relationship deal breaker, Trixie"
He says this as if not focused on his words
Have we not established that he and I are pussies?
>>31900
PLADINS CAN'T BE PUSSIES! Wear the fucking helmet!
"I haven't played it since we got here, but it wouldn't change that I played it before...
Please put on the helmet."
PLADINS CAN'T BE PUSSIES! Wear the fucking helmet!
"I haven't played it since we got here, but it wouldn't change that I played it before...
Please put on the helmet."
>>31900
"Be careful of that helmet, some of those things fuck with your mind," Thez says off-handedly.
"Be careful of that helmet, some of those things fuck with your mind," Thez says off-handedly.
>>31905
No they're not. And he doesn't know what's going on.
"I've waited long enough to give this to you, Flashy. Please try it on."
And stop comparing her to shithorse!
No they're not. And he doesn't know what's going on.
"I've waited long enough to give this to you, Flashy. Please try it on."
And stop comparing her to shithorse!
I don't have all night. Put on the helmet.
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Palindrome GET
[1d20+10 = 26]
If this is what I think it is, there is a Will saving throw, DC 15.
+5 Paladin class saving throw, +4 charisma bonus, +1 spell bonus, or +10 total
If this is what I think it is, there is a Will saving throw, DC 15.
+5 Paladin class saving throw, +4 charisma bonus, +1 spell bonus, or +10 total
>>31916
You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
The hat was originally meant to be used on Infernius first before it was given to Trumpaladin, so that he could become LE more easily, but I gave up on that after he went AWOL.
>>31918
*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse
*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse
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>>31920
>delerius
No. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>delerius
No. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>>31920
"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
>>31922
He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
>>31925
I've always interpreted not rolling as acquiescing to what ever effect is targeted at the person.
I mean he wouldn't regret failing after the fact because of the mind change, but prospectively it is regrettable
I've always interpreted not rolling as acquiescing to what ever effect is targeted at the person.
I mean he wouldn't regret failing after the fact because of the mind change, but prospectively it is regrettable
I forgot to say, Tracy left her glass of chocolate milk on the table.
Don't spill it.
Don't spill it.
>>31927
Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
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>>31930
*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31930
*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31933
Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
>>31907
So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
>>31931
Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
>>31935
I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
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>>31937
>That wasn't for you!
I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>That wasn't for you!
I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>>31946
>until we know where we are going
I don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
>until we know where we are going
I don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
Pence Prod
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
>>31948
Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949
*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951
I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949
*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951
I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
>>31955
Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
>>31958
>>31959
>>31955
Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954
Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"
>>31959
>>31955
Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954
Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"
>>31961
Well, she doesn't need to hump his legs, since that might provoke a response, but just have her go to him
Well, she doesn't need to hump his legs, since that might provoke a response, but just have her go to him
>>31963
I'd take a cloak from pony
If he's riding her, her orders are to "Try to track down the bull, but please make sure our family makes it back - intact. Don't feel the need to be heroic if you're not saving a party member"
>>31964
That'll work.
Do Paladin Saving throws count as "charisma based checks" for the circlet of persuasion, given that Paladins add charisma bonuses to these checks?
I'd take a cloak from pony
If he's riding her, her orders are to "Try to track down the bull, but please make sure our family makes it back - intact. Don't feel the need to be heroic if you're not saving a party member"
>>31964
That'll work.
Do Paladin Saving throws count as "charisma based checks" for the circlet of persuasion, given that Paladins add charisma bonuses to these checks?
Quick question cause I'm retarded, how do I calculate roll bonuses?
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>Skull_Mask.png
Hey, could Tracy's Knithing Poles be used to mask good auras, while the party is resting for the night?
>>31978
Just don't use it on Trumpaladin. Ever. I've been trying my best to buff the hell out of his saving throws, but I am still spooked by these kinds of weapons
Just don't use it on Trumpaladin. Ever. I've been trying my best to buff the hell out of his saving throws, but I am still spooked by these kinds of weapons
>>31983
Why would she use that? She'd be more likely to kill him with a Sneak Attack anyway Also, Energy Drain is worse than death.
Why would she use that? She'd be more likely to kill him with a Sneak Attack anyway Also, Energy Drain is worse than death.
>>31981
Sure, but only when planted
>>31982
As soon as he kills the massive grim reaper that materializes before him, no matter which direction he looks. The chest in question appears to have housed the Deck of Many Things at some point, and 3 of the cards appear to have fallen out, which are the cards that Torcuil just found.
Sure, but only when planted
>>31982
As soon as he kills the massive grim reaper that materializes before him, no matter which direction he looks. The chest in question appears to have housed the Deck of Many Things at some point, and 3 of the cards appear to have fallen out, which are the cards that Torcuil just found.
>>31984
Fine then.
Legit question, how valuable is Trumpaladin's life to Tracy, either for itself, or as a value for giving statistically better outcomes for her foal/being used in the creation of new foals?
\r
Fine then.
Legit question, how valuable is Trumpaladin's life to Tracy, either for itself, or as a value for giving statistically better outcomes for her foal/being used in the creation of new foals?
\r
>>31986
I mean assuming he's insisting on wanting to be her child's father/her husband, not if he breaks up with her
I mean assuming he's insisting on wanting to be her child's father/her husband, not if he breaks up with her
>>31985
Really bitch, you had to do this
Lets see
>Moon: You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.
Not bad
>Skull: You summon an avatar of death-a ghostly humanoid Skeleton clad in a tattered black robe and carrying a spectral scythe. It appears in a space of the DM's choice within 10 feet of you and attacks you, warning all others that you must win the battle alone. The avatar fights until you die or it drops to 0 hit points, whereupon it disappears. If anyone tries to help you, the helper summons its own avatar of death. A creature slain by an avatar of death can't be restored to life.
I hope you get fucked in the ass by a cactus
>Star: Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can't exceed 24.
I guess this is good
IF TORC DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
Really bitch, you had to do this
Lets see
>Moon: You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.
Not bad
>Skull: You summon an avatar of death-a ghostly humanoid Skeleton clad in a tattered black robe and carrying a spectral scythe. It appears in a space of the DM's choice within 10 feet of you and attacks you, warning all others that you must win the battle alone. The avatar fights until you die or it drops to 0 hit points, whereupon it disappears. If anyone tries to help you, the helper summons its own avatar of death. A creature slain by an avatar of death can't be restored to life.
I hope you get fucked in the ass by a cactus
>Star: Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can't exceed 24.
I guess this is good
IF TORC DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
>>31988
I've told you a billion times that I do not understand your character's motivations. So either give me some hints or never complain that I'm being a bad husbando
I've told you a billion times that I do not understand your character's motivations. So either give me some hints or never complain that I'm being a bad husbando
>>31992
She never considered ever having to choose between her husband and her foal, but she considers them to both be really dear to her.
She never considered ever having to choose between her husband and her foal, but she considers them to both be really dear to her.
>>31990
>cackling hysterically
It seemed a fun thing to do. I don't know how long its going to be before the I'nis compass starts pointing, or even if its going to at all. It could be that Infernius has already jumped plane, and it would be up to Torcuil to figure that out with his scrying. There doesn't have to have been the deck at all, I'm just visualizing.
>cackling hysterically
It seemed a fun thing to do. I don't know how long its going to be before the I'nis compass starts pointing, or even if its going to at all. It could be that Infernius has already jumped plane, and it would be up to Torcuil to figure that out with his scrying. There doesn't have to have been the deck at all, I'm just visualizing.
Check'em
>>31994
Thanks
Alright. Torc, understandably startled, steps back a bit while projecting his sheild.
"And who thr fuck are you mate?"
Thanks
Alright. Torc, understandably startled, steps back a bit while projecting his sheild.
"And who thr fuck are you mate?"
>>32001
So "According to this" uhm "Infernius is,... here?" Thez and GM both say quizzically while Torcuil fights for his life.
So "According to this" uhm "Infernius is,... here?" Thez and GM both say quizzically while Torcuil fights for his life.
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Torc suddenly has the worst idea ever known to man.
He pulls out his magnet rod and attempts to steal death's sythe.
I really don't want Torc to die. Roll for succsess
Torc suddenly has the worst idea ever known to man.
He pulls out his magnet rod and attempts to steal death's sythe.
I really don't want Torc to die. Roll for succsess
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>>32006
>>32009
Trumpaladin Mounts Tracy
he puts his hand on Tracy's belly
"Tracy, before we go out on this quest, I want you to think about the life inside of you. Think of the life ahead of this foal. Think of your foal's younger brothers and sisters, who don't even exist yet, but should. Tracy, it's very important that the three of us return. Please bring us all home safely"
>>32007
Recommend new bread
>>32009
Trumpaladin Mounts Tracy
he puts his hand on Tracy's belly
"Tracy, before we go out on this quest, I want you to think about the life inside of you. Think of the life ahead of this foal. Think of your foal's younger brothers and sisters, who don't even exist yet, but should. Tracy, it's very important that the three of us return. Please bring us all home safely"
>>32007
Recommend new bread
>>32013
If Torc fucking lives through this shit he is keeping that scythe and learning how to use it.
If Torc fucking lives through this shit he is keeping that scythe and learning how to use it.
Tracy puts on all her cool new gear.
>>32007
Sends message to Fae
>"Fae, I'll be gone, I do not know how long. Please watch over the homefront. Also I got you a nice new set of Bracers"
Sends message to Fae
>"Fae, I'll be gone, I do not know how long. Please watch over the homefront. Also I got you a nice new set of Bracers"