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Quick question cause I'm retarded, how do I calculate roll bonuses?
Once everything obvious (and less so) is retrieved, Torcuil rummages for the Steeland ring which he finds eventually, along with some paper.
>>31965The hoers still wants a steed
>>31966Not universally, but generally
>>31969You have a God-tier horse here. Be happy.
>>31971It's just to have a way home, in case Torc dies.
>>31972Put him in the bag of holding
>>31973Obviously, but who's going to plane shift?
>>31974Infernius when we find him, or Thez, or maybe we should prepare a scroll or something
Just for sheduling, are we going to have any action tonight?
>>31976Why, its a trio of cards. One shows a skull, one shows a moon, an another shows a star.
>>31977You're about to. I was waiting on direction from the I'nis compass, but I threw this in for good measure.
>>31978Done, fukking kek
Hey, could Tracy's Knithing Poles be used to mask good auras, while the party is resting for the night?
>>31980Skull, moon, star?
Any text?
Now can Torc go to the stables?
>>31978Just don't use it on Trumpaladin. Ever. I've been trying my best to buff the hell out of his saving throws, but I am still spooked by these kinds of weapons
>>31983Why would she use that? She'd be more likely to kill him with a Sneak Attack anyway
Also, Energy Drain is worse than death. >>31981Sure, but only when planted
>>31982As soon as he kills the massive grim reaper that materializes before him, no matter which direction he looks. The chest in question appears to have housed the Deck of Many Things at some point, and 3 of the cards appear to have fallen out, which are the cards that Torcuil just found.
>>31984Fine then.
Legit question, how valuable is Trumpaladin's life to Tracy, either for itself, or as a value for giving statistically better outcomes for her foal/being used in the creation of new foals?
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>>31986I mean assuming he's insisting on wanting to be her child's father/her husband, not if he breaks up with her
>>31986>meta-fagging this hardCome on, man.. Save it for the in-game drama.
>>31988Seriously, Torcuil is about to get soul-reaped and ur on about what now?
>>31985Really bitch, you had to do this
Lets see
>Moon: You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.Not bad
>Skull: You summon an avatar of death-a ghostly humanoid Skeleton clad in a tattered black robe and carrying a spectral scythe. It appears in a space of the DM's choice within 10 feet of you and attacks you, warning all others that you must win the battle alone. The avatar fights until you die or it drops to 0 hit points, whereupon it disappears. If anyone tries to help you, the helper summons its own avatar of death. A creature slain by an avatar of death can't be restored to life.I hope you get fucked in the ass by a cactus
>Star: Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can't exceed 24.I guess this is good
IF TORC DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
>>31988I've told you a billion times that I do not understand your character's motivations. So either give me some hints or never complain that I'm being a bad husbando
>>31992She never considered ever having to choose between her husband and her foal, but she considers them to both be really dear to her.
>>31990Does that wraith drop it's scythe when defeated?
Also, good luck.
>>31991
Bad Pony! Stop trying to poison the child!
>>31995Wraiths aren't poison. They're soul food.
>>31990>cackling hystericallyIt seemed a fun thing to do. I don't know how long its going to be before the I'nis compass starts pointing, or even
if its going to at all. It could be that Infernius has already jumped plane, and it would be up to Torcuil to figure that out with his scrying. There doesn't have to have been the deck at all, I'm just visualizing.
>>31994Thanks
Alright. Torc, understandably startled, steps back a bit while projecting his sheild.
"And who thr fuck are you mate?"
>>31993Excellent
>>31996Bottle of Vodka does wonders for the soul as well, but pregnant women should still avoid it
>>32001So "According to this" uhm "Infernius is,... here?" Thez and GM both say quizzically while Torcuil fights for his life.
>>32007*considers following, but figures she's got it covered*
[1d20 = 16]
Torc suddenly has the worst idea ever known to man.
He pulls out his magnet rod and attempts to steal death's sythe.
I really don't want Torc to die. Roll for succsess
>>32006>>32009Trumpaladin Mounts Tracy
he puts his hand on Tracy's belly
"Tracy, before we go out on this quest, I want you to think about the life inside of you. Think of the life ahead of this foal. Think of your foal's younger brothers and sisters, who don't even exist yet, but should. Tracy, it's very important that the three of us return. Please bring us all home safely"
>>32007Recommend new bread
>>32010I'm not following.
>>32011That might just work
>>32012This bread's only a day old! Fine,....
>>32013If Torc fucking lives through this shit he is keeping that scythe and learning how to use it.
Tracy puts on all her cool new gear.