As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31916
You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
The hat was originally meant to be used on Infernius first before it was given to Trumpaladin, so that he could become LE more easily, but I gave up on that after he went AWOL.
>>31918
*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse
*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse
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>>31920
>delerius
No. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>delerius
No. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>>31920
"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
>>31922
He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
>>31925
I've always interpreted not rolling as acquiescing to what ever effect is targeted at the person.
I mean he wouldn't regret failing after the fact because of the mind change, but prospectively it is regrettable
I've always interpreted not rolling as acquiescing to what ever effect is targeted at the person.
I mean he wouldn't regret failing after the fact because of the mind change, but prospectively it is regrettable
I forgot to say, Tracy left her glass of chocolate milk on the table.
Don't spill it.
Don't spill it.
>>31927
Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
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>>31930
*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31930
*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31933
Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
>>31907
So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
>>31931
Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
>>31935
I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
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>>31937
>That wasn't for you!
I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>That wasn't for you!
I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>>31946
>until we know where we are going
I don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
>until we know where we are going
I don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
Pence Prod
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
>>31948
Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949
*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951
I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949
*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951
I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
>>31955
Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
>>31958
>>31959
>>31955
Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954
Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"
>>31959
>>31955
Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954
Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"
>>31961
Well, she doesn't need to hump his legs, since that might provoke a response, but just have her go to him
Well, she doesn't need to hump his legs, since that might provoke a response, but just have her go to him
>>31963
I'd take a cloak from pony
If he's riding her, her orders are to "Try to track down the bull, but please make sure our family makes it back - intact. Don't feel the need to be heroic if you're not saving a party member"
>>31964
That'll work.
Do Paladin Saving throws count as "charisma based checks" for the circlet of persuasion, given that Paladins add charisma bonuses to these checks?
I'd take a cloak from pony
If he's riding her, her orders are to "Try to track down the bull, but please make sure our family makes it back - intact. Don't feel the need to be heroic if you're not saving a party member"
>>31964
That'll work.
Do Paladin Saving throws count as "charisma based checks" for the circlet of persuasion, given that Paladins add charisma bonuses to these checks?
Quick question cause I'm retarded, how do I calculate roll bonuses?
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>Skull_Mask.png
Hey, could Tracy's Knithing Poles be used to mask good auras, while the party is resting for the night?
>>31978
Just don't use it on Trumpaladin. Ever. I've been trying my best to buff the hell out of his saving throws, but I am still spooked by these kinds of weapons
Just don't use it on Trumpaladin. Ever. I've been trying my best to buff the hell out of his saving throws, but I am still spooked by these kinds of weapons
>>31983
Why would she use that? She'd be more likely to kill him with a Sneak Attack anyway Also, Energy Drain is worse than death.
Why would she use that? She'd be more likely to kill him with a Sneak Attack anyway Also, Energy Drain is worse than death.
>>31981
Sure, but only when planted
>>31982
As soon as he kills the massive grim reaper that materializes before him, no matter which direction he looks. The chest in question appears to have housed the Deck of Many Things at some point, and 3 of the cards appear to have fallen out, which are the cards that Torcuil just found.
Sure, but only when planted
>>31982
As soon as he kills the massive grim reaper that materializes before him, no matter which direction he looks. The chest in question appears to have housed the Deck of Many Things at some point, and 3 of the cards appear to have fallen out, which are the cards that Torcuil just found.
>>31984
Fine then.
Legit question, how valuable is Trumpaladin's life to Tracy, either for itself, or as a value for giving statistically better outcomes for her foal/being used in the creation of new foals?
\r
Fine then.
Legit question, how valuable is Trumpaladin's life to Tracy, either for itself, or as a value for giving statistically better outcomes for her foal/being used in the creation of new foals?
\r
>>31986
I mean assuming he's insisting on wanting to be her child's father/her husband, not if he breaks up with her
I mean assuming he's insisting on wanting to be her child's father/her husband, not if he breaks up with her
>>31985
Really bitch, you had to do this
Lets see
>Moon: You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.
Not bad
>Skull: You summon an avatar of death-a ghostly humanoid Skeleton clad in a tattered black robe and carrying a spectral scythe. It appears in a space of the DM's choice within 10 feet of you and attacks you, warning all others that you must win the battle alone. The avatar fights until you die or it drops to 0 hit points, whereupon it disappears. If anyone tries to help you, the helper summons its own avatar of death. A creature slain by an avatar of death can't be restored to life.
I hope you get fucked in the ass by a cactus
>Star: Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can't exceed 24.
I guess this is good
IF TORC DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
Really bitch, you had to do this
Lets see
>Moon: You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.
Not bad
>Skull: You summon an avatar of death-a ghostly humanoid Skeleton clad in a tattered black robe and carrying a spectral scythe. It appears in a space of the DM's choice within 10 feet of you and attacks you, warning all others that you must win the battle alone. The avatar fights until you die or it drops to 0 hit points, whereupon it disappears. If anyone tries to help you, the helper summons its own avatar of death. A creature slain by an avatar of death can't be restored to life.
I hope you get fucked in the ass by a cactus
>Star: Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can't exceed 24.
I guess this is good
IF TORC DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
>>31988
I've told you a billion times that I do not understand your character's motivations. So either give me some hints or never complain that I'm being a bad husbando
I've told you a billion times that I do not understand your character's motivations. So either give me some hints or never complain that I'm being a bad husbando
>>31992
She never considered ever having to choose between her husband and her foal, but she considers them to both be really dear to her.
She never considered ever having to choose between her husband and her foal, but she considers them to both be really dear to her.
>>31990
>cackling hysterically
It seemed a fun thing to do. I don't know how long its going to be before the I'nis compass starts pointing, or even if its going to at all. It could be that Infernius has already jumped plane, and it would be up to Torcuil to figure that out with his scrying. There doesn't have to have been the deck at all, I'm just visualizing.
>cackling hysterically
It seemed a fun thing to do. I don't know how long its going to be before the I'nis compass starts pointing, or even if its going to at all. It could be that Infernius has already jumped plane, and it would be up to Torcuil to figure that out with his scrying. There doesn't have to have been the deck at all, I'm just visualizing.
Check'em
>>31994
Thanks
Alright. Torc, understandably startled, steps back a bit while projecting his sheild.
"And who thr fuck are you mate?"
Thanks
Alright. Torc, understandably startled, steps back a bit while projecting his sheild.
"And who thr fuck are you mate?"
>>32001
So "According to this" uhm "Infernius is,... here?" Thez and GM both say quizzically while Torcuil fights for his life.
So "According to this" uhm "Infernius is,... here?" Thez and GM both say quizzically while Torcuil fights for his life.
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Torc suddenly has the worst idea ever known to man.
He pulls out his magnet rod and attempts to steal death's sythe.
I really don't want Torc to die. Roll for succsess
Torc suddenly has the worst idea ever known to man.
He pulls out his magnet rod and attempts to steal death's sythe.
I really don't want Torc to die. Roll for succsess
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>>32006
>>32009
Trumpaladin Mounts Tracy
he puts his hand on Tracy's belly
"Tracy, before we go out on this quest, I want you to think about the life inside of you. Think of the life ahead of this foal. Think of your foal's younger brothers and sisters, who don't even exist yet, but should. Tracy, it's very important that the three of us return. Please bring us all home safely"
>>32007
Recommend new bread
>>32009
Trumpaladin Mounts Tracy
he puts his hand on Tracy's belly
"Tracy, before we go out on this quest, I want you to think about the life inside of you. Think of the life ahead of this foal. Think of your foal's younger brothers and sisters, who don't even exist yet, but should. Tracy, it's very important that the three of us return. Please bring us all home safely"
>>32007
Recommend new bread
>>32013
If Torc fucking lives through this shit he is keeping that scythe and learning how to use it.
If Torc fucking lives through this shit he is keeping that scythe and learning how to use it.
Tracy puts on all her cool new gear.
>>32007
Sends message to Fae
>"Fae, I'll be gone, I do not know how long. Please watch over the homefront. Also I got you a nice new set of Bracers"
Sends message to Fae
>"Fae, I'll be gone, I do not know how long. Please watch over the homefront. Also I got you a nice new set of Bracers"
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