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>>31295He told us. 10:30 PM, which probably means 1:30 AM EST
>>31289If he tattoos her, she gets to tattoo him, with whatever design she wants.
>>31296Awww..
[6d20 = 89]The Trash ManClass: Monk
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Stats: rolled in order: str, dex, con, int, wis, and cha.
Special skill: eating trash increases str and dex
This monster is a temporary summon, it doesn't last long but is good for low strength characters. Stats are different everytime, and is determined by die roll>>31296Fuck
>>31297>inb4 Butterfly tattoo or penis on his faceWell, the tattoo would be completely invisible below her fur, so it's not an embarrassing feature. It's only there to be the vessel of the Mark of Justice spell, which while technically a curse, is only activated by very specific conditions.
She can't Mark of Justice him, but she
can make him Mark of Justice himself, which he is then stuck with and can't just break free of.
>>31301Be afraid infernius
Trash Man> ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
[1d20 = 2]>>31303Trumpaldin uses attack: Garden Hose
>>31302Actually, he can remove the curse, but she can make him swear on Paladin's oath that he will only seek to have it removed if she consents
>>31303Dont make me channel DayMan.
>>31289>this is way the fuck OPI believe the original justification for removing the praying-to-cast mechanic was "Your god like you, and he will grant you spells"...
On that note, do Clerics still fall if they break their codes under control of something else? I reading books that Paladins still fall when they're in lose-lose situations (as in the "Drop your sword, or the baby gets it!" kind of shitspot), but I haven't read that much more about parasitic control. Clergy doesn't usually provide very much lenience for technicalities though, as gods may immediately seize to empower their Clerics once they see that they are not fit to carry out their will, whatever the reason that is. We don't have another Cleric to cast Atonement if he falls, so he could be fugged if he does anything to disappoint Hitler while under influence.
>>31299Monks have to be Lawful. Trash man should be a Barbarian.
>>31307Paladin's fall for lying, so a verbal agreement is as good as a binding contract.
>>31311In my personal opinion, Hitler would not give spells to a person under the control of Judeo-Bolshevism, simply because those spells would obviously be used by the Judeo-Bolsheviks. Even if the person under the control were blameless
>Trashman is a barbarianAgreed
>>31311But monks are unarmed!
Fine, he's barabarian, weapon: Trash Can
>>31315It will sadly only be a short session before I need to enter "bitter sweet" sleep this day too
>bitter because I will miss out on this game, sweet because I will be in another land of ponies >>31316Understandable, just glad to see you
[1d20 = 15]
Evasion! Dodge!
[1d20 = 18]>>31320Trash Man grappees
You can't blame me because Trump started it
>>31317>>31318Thanks. Will try to get in the game more often.
>On the upside my I have served my three week grounding because of my wingboner incident TRACY GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>>31322Nor Filly! Charm the Trashman with Cuteness!
>>31325Why did you attack him though?
>>31327Trash Man don't care life is a gaant wrestling match to him
And Trump threw the first punch
TM> DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MOSTER CONDOM, FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
>>31307>>31302Now, she can make any non-harmful, non-inconvenient, non-hampering curse she wishes?
>>31325Is Trashman being mean to you, or anyone else?
>>31327lol
>>31330Torc> Oh hi Norfilly. Don't mind Mr. Trash Man, Trump agrivated him so now he will pay the price.
>>31329She'll have to rescue him from the grips of the Trashman first.
Pretty much. There are certain specific quid pro quos that because of the importance I'd demand further concessions from Tracy to make the sides equal, but basically
>>31331HE SMELLED BAD! I TRIED TO CLEAN HIM!
>>31333TM> YOU CAN'T CLEAN ME OF MY TRASH, IT REACHES INTO MY SOUL
Torc reaches down and picks up Norfilly for a hug
>>31330I WILL PAY YOU IN SO MUCH CANDY IF YOU GET HIM TO PUT ME DOWN
>>31332Fight Trash Man yourself, m8. This is funny, and it won't kill him.
*doesn't see because she's feeding her birds*
>>31336Trump can kill him, he has low af con and he's meant to be expendable. I may make those the normal stats.
Trash Man tackles Trump
>>31331Okay, but play nice. We all know what happens if booping goes too far.
>>31337>pointless reinforcementsStaph you coward. I'm bored as hell and I wanna watch him fight the Trash Man
[4d20 = 36]
*sighs*
Full Round attack
Quick Draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash, Slash
>>31339Torc> Don't worry, Trump'll be fine
Trash Man throws another can at Trump, who is providing little resistance
>>31341This is where the +24 first attack, +19 second attack really come in handy
>>31344What's your base Attack bonus?
>>31345+16 +11 +6 +1. A +3 strength modifier, and Vanderiem has a +5 against non evil
>>31348Aww...
*Weeps, knowing he destroyed something beautiful*
>>31350*pulls candy and peach rings from pockets for nor filly*
>>31350"Sadly yes"
Torc makes the body disappear
>>31351"Luckily I can make him better. Thank you for the test Trump."
>>31357"He'll be fine little filly"
>>31362I'll make him next
Torc is gonna be a summoner/transmutalist
>is still traumatized from killing an innocent homeless man
>>31364"Snap out of it Trump, I wanted it to happen."
>>31364Then why you draw sword instead of just grappling?
>>31366"To test his strength, he'll be fine"
The rolls are Trash Man's permenant stats
>>31367His roll was really high, so low chance of success. My prefered plan was to have waifu with super buffed grapple remove me and jaunt out of there, but that didn't happen
>>31368".... Okay....
We still need to find Jewfernius"
Sadly I have to enter sleepmode and welcome the night before it becomes day.
>hope to be back tomorrow for more candy and fun.
>bad clock telling me it is 3am
>>31370Good night, see you later
>>31369"Right, any idea how?"
>>31372"I still believe that his single most likely next move is to seek out a Jewish person - the only known candidate is Ben. If he isn't doing that now or hasn't done it already, I think he will do it eventually"
>>31374"Yeah, I guess we should go check."
>>31376No point in doing anything until GM gets back.
I've got work to do for now.
>>31377"Uh... Do I hold your hand to teleport there or what? Are you familiar with his office?"
>>31379"Yeah, I know where it is"
Torc grabs Trump's should and poof, they are there
>>31384Fuck
>>31385"WAIT"
Torc teleports him and Trump back to the tower.
"I have some of his hair around here somewhere, don't ask, help me find it"
>>31386"Where should I look for it? I also want to say, maybe check Gestapo headquarters? I know if I were hiding, I'd probably go to the Stadium, and call in Fae and the Generals"
[1d20 = 5]>>31387"One second, it should be in one of these rooms."
Perception check
>>31388Fuck, Torc ain't finding it.
>>31389Thats should do...
>>31391Pile o red hair.
"TRUMP YOUR A LIFE SAVER"
Torc begins scribbling in his tome
I saw a spell for this earlier give me a second
>>31393Gibs red hair to Torcuil
"What are you intending? Demand?"
You made a scroll to teleport to his position as well, but I think that's meta