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Hey, he never did say he reattatched his horn.
*takes horn*
>>31394I saw something where you could detect a creature if you contained something of its.
>>31400>"Because I love you, and I don't want you to be mad at me">>31399Hmmm... What's the range on it? And what about that teleportation thing?
FOUND IT
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Greater_ScryingHave fun with that will save infernius, you have a -15 penalty
>>31405That should only have been while she was willing or restrained. She was neither.
>>31407Same with sex with Inferius
>>31408Nah. I said she would've bolted as soon as she felt the needle.
>>31409Harder when ridden. Also, technically it's "drawn" rather than a full tattooing needle
>>31410If you did it while riding, it should've required a Concentration check.
>>31406Shit, we can release Darkie and use this to find the hide out
>>31411It's an easy to avoid curse. You'd have to intentionally run into it. I don't see why you're so afraid
>>31413Why not?
>>31414KEK
>>31413CALL MOUNT. We got this fucker
She still gets a saving throw for it though, doesn't she?
>We got this fucker
What about GM?
>>31418You were raped remember
>>31419If it were "Bestow curse," yes, but not Mark of Justice.
>What about GMWe know where infernius is
>>31406>>31420Arcane Material Component: The eye of a hawk, an eagle, or a roc, plus nitric acid, copper, and zinc. I wonder where torc got the eye from.
>>31421>>31420We don't need GM with that saving through and that spell
>>31423Oh fuck you, like we've ever done that shit
>>31424I guess
>>31423Yeah, but he can still acquire those, while you jumped the gun and rolled ahead of time, and failed.
>go to mess hall>synthesize Hawk Eye soup. >>31427That's... an easy solution
*puts dagger away from Roc hatchling*
>>31430LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE
also, infernius prepare your anus, we're going in tomorrow
>>31431>>31427>>31430that saving throw was invalid gm isnt here.
>>31433You wouldn't be saying that if you rolled a 20.
>>31436This.
>>31437Like legit Infernius if I weren't here behind the scenes I would believe that an Admin cursed you and made your flag or IP produce worse than normal dice rolls
[1d20 = 11]>>31438are you sure its not possible for that to happen?
[1d20 = 17]>>31440oh i was just rolling for the shitpost factor.
>>31439Not possible for you to have normal dice rolls or not possible for you to be cursed? I'm pretty sure it is possible to curse someone
>>31444*Empathically boops pony*
>>31448*leans weight on hoo-man*
"Hmmph."
[100d2 = 154]>>31447>unintentional>>31446Lets see if there is a bianary message this time
1=0
2=1
>>31451*lays on hoo-man, at full size*
>le pouty face >>31452"Why you so sad, little pony?"
>>31450the first 2 times were unintentional.
>>31453*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.' >>31455"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
>>31456>Thinks tattoos are degenerate>Puts tattoo on Waifu*Licks face with giant hoers tongue*
>>31450Okay, it has been translated
>iÁì¼}sòIÙ9THE SHITPOST HAS SPOKEN
>>31457"It was the only way to do that...
Also, while you're on me... could you..."
>>31459*Sticks tongue down throat*
>Still somewhat grumpy face >>31460*gags a little, but tries to put his tongue in her mouth*
>>31462*Giant hoers tongue fills throat*
*Pulls out only before he passes out*
"Hmmph"
>She still mad >>31463*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
>>31466>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>>31468*Allegorically cooks bull into delicious hamburgers*
>>31473>ImplyingThat's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark >>31478We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here"What do you want, larger pony"?
>>31477Do it give tracy a benis for the keks.
>>31480Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
>>31483*Gently but forcefully clamps jaws around face/head*
*Sticks tongue all the way down throat*
>>31484"But the mark isn't activated except under specific conditions. It's not even embarrassing..."
>>31485"kch!"
>>31482Let's wait until we're not at the top of the overboard for that.
>>31486>Head is still in mouth >>31488[Muffled nostalgic hoers noises]
>>31487Well I don't want Tracy coming after #metoo
>>31489Tsk, fine
HI OVERBOARD, NOTHINGBSTRANGE IS HAPPENING
>>31493I'll kiss whatever part of her I want
You're lucky she's out of range for a pussy grab