As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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Hey, he never did say he reattatched his horn.
*takes horn*
>>31394I saw something where you could detect a creature if you contained something of its.
>>31400>"Because I love you, and I don't want you to be mad at me">>31399Hmmm... What's the range on it? And what about that teleportation thing?
FOUND IT
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Greater_ScryingHave fun with that will save infernius, you have a -15 penalty
>>31405That should only have been while she was willing or restrained. She was neither.
>>31407Same with sex with Inferius
>>31408Nah. I said she would've bolted as soon as she felt the needle.
>>31409Harder when ridden. Also, technically it's "drawn" rather than a full tattooing needle
>>31410If you did it while riding, it should've required a Concentration check.
>>31406Shit, we can release Darkie and use this to find the hide out
>>31411It's an easy to avoid curse. You'd have to intentionally run into it. I don't see why you're so afraid
>>31413Why not?
>>31414KEK
>>31413CALL MOUNT. We got this fucker
She still gets a saving throw for it though, doesn't she?
>We got this fucker
What about GM?
>>31418You were raped remember
>>31419If it were "Bestow curse," yes, but not Mark of Justice.
>What about GMWe know where infernius is
>>31406>>31420Arcane Material Component: The eye of a hawk, an eagle, or a roc, plus nitric acid, copper, and zinc. I wonder where torc got the eye from.
>>31421>>31420We don't need GM with that saving through and that spell
>>31423Oh fuck you, like we've ever done that shit
>>31424I guess
>>31423Yeah, but he can still acquire those, while you jumped the gun and rolled ahead of time, and failed.
>go to mess hall>synthesize Hawk Eye soup. >>31427That's... an easy solution
*puts dagger away from Roc hatchling*
>>31430LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE
also, infernius prepare your anus, we're going in tomorrow
>>31431>>31427>>31430that saving throw was invalid gm isnt here.
>>31433You wouldn't be saying that if you rolled a 20.
>>31436This.
>>31437Like legit Infernius if I weren't here behind the scenes I would believe that an Admin cursed you and made your flag or IP produce worse than normal dice rolls
[1d20 = 11]>>31438are you sure its not possible for that to happen?
[1d20 = 17]>>31440oh i was just rolling for the shitpost factor.
>>31439Not possible for you to have normal dice rolls or not possible for you to be cursed? I'm pretty sure it is possible to curse someone
>>31444*Empathically boops pony*
>>31448*leans weight on hoo-man*
"Hmmph."
[100d2 = 154]>>31447>unintentional>>31446Lets see if there is a bianary message this time
1=0
2=1
>>31451*lays on hoo-man, at full size*
>le pouty face >>31452"Why you so sad, little pony?"
>>31450the first 2 times were unintentional.
>>31453*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.' >>31455"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
>>31456>Thinks tattoos are degenerate>Puts tattoo on Waifu*Licks face with giant hoers tongue*
>>31450Okay, it has been translated
>iÁì¼}sòIÙ9THE SHITPOST HAS SPOKEN
>>31457"It was the only way to do that...
Also, while you're on me... could you..."
>>31459*Sticks tongue down throat*
>Still somewhat grumpy face >>31460*gags a little, but tries to put his tongue in her mouth*
>>31462*Giant hoers tongue fills throat*
*Pulls out only before he passes out*
"Hmmph"
>She still mad >>31463*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
>>31466>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>>31468*Allegorically cooks bull into delicious hamburgers*
>>31473>ImplyingThat's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark >>31478We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here"What do you want, larger pony"?
>>31477Do it give tracy a benis for the keks.
>>31480Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
>>31483*Gently but forcefully clamps jaws around face/head*
*Sticks tongue all the way down throat*
>>31484"But the mark isn't activated except under specific conditions. It's not even embarrassing..."
>>31485"kch!"
>>31482Let's wait until we're not at the top of the overboard for that.
>>31486>Head is still in mouth >>31488[Muffled nostalgic hoers noises]
>>31487Well I don't want Tracy coming after #metoo
>>31489Tsk, fine
HI OVERBOARD, NOTHINGBSTRANGE IS HAPPENING
>>31493I'll kiss whatever part of her I want
You're lucky she's out of range for a pussy grab