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Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31191
31313
As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
705 replies and 80 files omitted.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31192
>butters bread
vGUCF
?
No.31193
31196 31197
>>31189 →
Grapples Horse Pussy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31194
Spoilered

Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31196
31198
>>31193
I thought you were riding her?
vGUCF
?
No.31197
[1d20 = 15]
>>31193
Damn it, the dice disappeared when I edited

Roll for pussy grapple
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31198
31200
>>31196
Yes, he would lean back in the saddle and reach with one hand
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31199
31206
>Torc waits for taxi to the rest of the party
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31200
31202 31203
>>31198
Don't fall off, she's four meters long, at least.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31201
>waits for Infernius's faggot, o we can actually do things
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31202
31204
>>31200
She's the size of draft horse. Clydesdale, Percheron or Shire
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31203
>>31200
>Meters
Get out of my country with that Bolshevik speak
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31204
31205
>>31202
How about a shetland?
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31205
>>31204
Kek, maybe when not mounted. She's a draft horse when mounted
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31206
31207
>>31199
>Thez pokes her head in the stables
"Infernius flipped out, he may be hiding somewhere in the tower. He hasn't tried to leave by the front or by the dais."
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31207
31209
>>31206
Torc recoils a bit
"Gah, oh hey Thez. So he is still in the tower?"
>remembers sense chaos
"Hey come wth me, we need someone who can get through to Infernius"
Torc casts Detect Chaos adheads that way.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31208
*Casts Detect Evil Again, while trying to calm Tracy so she can get back to Tracking*
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31209
31211 31215 31216
>>31207
"You go on ahead. I'm covering the entrance."
Remember, you're waiting on Infernius' faggot for more.
iNbY6
?
No.31210
[3d20 = 35]
>>31176 →
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)

Tracy then moves in that direction.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31211
31212
>>31209
You have a hell of a lot more than +5 as Cauchemar. You have +21 on both
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31212
31213 31217
>>31211
GM said I don't get any racial bonuses in that form.. +5 was just from pony-senses.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31213
31214
>>31212
reeeeee

But this is full Paladin's Mount form
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31214
31218
>>31213
Ask GM..
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31215
>>31209
Trumpaladin orders Fae, who defaults to 11 ranks each in spot and listen and has a +4 racial bonus for each, to continue searching new areas with Spot and Listen checks

Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31216
31217
>>31209
"Alright."
Torc wanders aimlessly, cause he can't find the choatic pressence
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31217
31219 31220
gala_ep_pony_shrug_by_0_capslock_0-d6hvybg.png
>>31216
>>31212
No bonuses when its a knowledge/experience based skill. Spot and Listen checks would apply.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31218
31220
>>31214
I know what we can do instead. In fact, I know two things we can do instead
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31219
31222
>>31217
I don't understand. I'm just say Torc can't find him cause his faggot isn't here.
[i]But when he comes back...
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31220
31224
>>31217
>knowledge/experience based
Got it.
>>31218
What's the idea.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31221
31223
While Torc has nothing to do, he inspects his new chopsticks
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31222
31229
>>31219
I won't be here for that. Thez is defaulting to monitor the main entrance and the dais, not letting anyone leave. (stunning fist into submission)
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31223
31229
>>31221
They're made of rattan, and they're connected at one end
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31224
31226 31227
>>31220
A couple days ago I intended Trumpaladin to "take a walk around the world to ease his troubled mind," that is, go to a different part of the map as yet unexplored as a way of getting away from the party members. Relations have improved since then so the rationale isn't as strong, but the mountain range to to the South is barely explored, and going the way we went to the Troll encapment, going in the direction the trolls (tried to) flee, is another mountain range, and also what looks like an Elf city just a little ways to the north in the valley. I figured it would be worth exploring these areas, for tribes or monsters or whatever.

Now here's the issue. Fae can fly, can fight, and can track, but Large Dragons can go a hell of a lot faster than she can (or Tracy, for that matter), and if Trumpaladin is attacked by a large dragon, she can't teleport or jaunt away.

So I thought I'd ride Trollestia, who can do most of the same things, but also can teleport. However, I think Trollestia's teleportation only works in certain familiar areas. Which means only Tracy (who is usually too busy to be used) can do everything that is needed for the exploration

tl;dr: Go exploring, maybe murder some things and loot them.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31225
Detect Ebil/Good still works on the Ethereal plane, right? Could the two change planes, detect the auras, and then immediately phase towards his location?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31226
31228
someday.png
>>31224
>I thought I'd ride Trollestia
..........
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31227
31228 31229 31272
>>31224
Trollestia can't teleport. Only Torcuil and Lenos can teleport, while Thez does Dimension Door at absurd range (for the ability).
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31228
31230
>>31227
That's what I thought. I think only Tracy is capable of doing what I thought I needed

>>31226
But she's so busy all the time!
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31229
31231
>>31223
I'm so shocked
>>31222
Okay
>>31227
Haha plebs
Bow before my teleporting powers
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31230
31243
no.png
>>31228
..........
Give her just a couple days, so that she can leave the birds alone for a while.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31231
31232 31233
>>31229
When they're split, they split into two pairs of chopsticks. One of those pairs continues the chain of duplication, the other splits seemingly as normal.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31232
31234 31236 31237 31238
>>31231
Yes yes, you told me last night.
But then you made a vague comment about there being a good use for them
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31233
>>31231
Can it be used as fuel?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31234
31235
>>31232
You're seriously just going to sit there and ask? You're not going to "Identify" or "Analyze Dweomer", or something that eliminates my ability to be vague and non-descript?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31235
31240
>>31234
Dweomer?
Cast itwasimplyediwantedtoidentify
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31236
31239
>>31232
Try burning one of the duplicate chopsticks.
Then see how quickly you can break it to duplicate it.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31237
31239 31243
>>31232
But two days is such a very long time! I could just have him go out on Fae or Trollestia But if a great wyern Red Dragon or something like that finds him, then he is dead, and he cannot be saved by fight or flight. Tracy could Ethereal Jaunt if that happened. GM would punish for escaping danger us by sending a huge devourer after us in the Ethereal Plane, but quite frankly I'd rather take my chances with the devourer.

Trollestia has the disadvantage of being of Good alignment, which means that she might disagree with Trumpaladin as to whether an encountered monster should be murdered or not, where as Fae, loyal follower, recognizes that Man is the Measure of All Things, and Trumpaladin is her man



Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31238
31239 31241
>>31232
Perhaps they can be used as eating utensils?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31239
31242
>>31237
Wrong person m8
>>31238
You
Dont
Fucking
Say?
>>31236
Torc tries this
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31240
>>31235
You said Torcuil looks at the chopsticks. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31241
31244 31245
>>31238
With the spell Create Food And Water, could they be made into Sustaining Chopsticks, that duplicate?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31242
31244
>>31239
They burn quickly, they wouldn't be an effective source of fire-wood
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31243
>>31230
See >>31237
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31244
>>31242
>what is kindling?
>>31241
Hmmmm
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31245
31247
>>31241
Not sure what you mean by sustaining
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31247
31249 31250 31257
>>31245
I mean kind-of like a sustaining Spoon.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Sustaining_spoon (it makes cucumber rolls instead of gruel, the gruel of sushi)
Even if the enchantment on the duplicated pair wore off after a day, it could still be used to feed a large number of starving people.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31248
I need to stop replying to multiple comments at once...
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31249
>>31247
Or soylent cubes.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31250
>>31247
Neat! We'd have to correctly enchant the chopsticks first, and they are already enchanted so that'd be a bit difficult
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31251
31252 31257
>>31246
>Sustaining Spoon
Odd, it's called "Myrlund's Spoon" in my books.
Yes, that's exactly what they do. If placed in a bowl, they're like instant instant ramen (single use).
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31252
>>31251
Oh fuck yes
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31253
31257
>>31246
Okay, I'm really curious as to the remarks on Trollestia
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31254
31255 31256
Alright, I'm out, don't kill yourselves
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31255
>>31254
No Promises!
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31256
>>31254
Same, but I'll be back later
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31257
>>31247
>tfw you spent 6 gorillion hours drooling over magick items your character could never craft
>>31251
>that's exactly what they do
Really? Wow, I guessed right.
>>31253
It was going to be a remark semi-clever, semi-jestful about why you'd be better off trading-in your class levels due to alignment inflexibility, but I gave up on it after I accidentally posted without typing it. It was mostly trolling though, so don't bother worrying about it.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31258
31259 31606
I wonder if the Rod of Sneezes does anything else but spray mucus...
Anonymous
UhiSq
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No.31259
31261 31262
>>31258
When you first obtained the rod, I was under the impression that what it did was caused a targeted opponent to sneeze, and thus lose a round, or at least a standard action, or at least was unable to cast verbal spells in that time. That's an absolute godsend when you're fighting an extremely powerful opponent like a high level wizard, which can one hit kill any player character within 60 feet in a single round with something like the Implosion spell. That's why I wanted it so badly
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31260
>waits for something intresting
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31261
31263
>>31259
What you just described is identical to the affects of Dust of Sneezing and Coughing; however, it's considered to be poison (even need the Poison spell to craft), and would break Code. I thought it'd do something like that too, but it seems I was wrong. I wonder if it could be modified to something like that, or even be used to Transmit Contagion.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31262
31263
>>31259
Also, normally, wizards need to prepare their arcane spells in advance, so they're not at all impervious to combat. A well-aimed sword or mace would do just as well if not better for what you described.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31263
31264 31265 31606
>>31261
>Breaks Code of Conduct because a sneeze inducer is "poison"
Oh hush. I'd rather fall than be broken into pieces by an OP verbal wizard spell anyways.

I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational. That's precisely how I think it should be used, although in that case it seemed a bit premature, since it hadn't yet degenerated into violence.

>>31262
>well aimed sword or mace
I think a wizard can still cast a verbal spell even after half their health is drained by melee attacks and they'll be out if their opponent gets one more round in. I'd prefer the ability to disrupt spells, especially if I'm sixty feet away, within spell/wand range but a round away from melee range.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31264
>>31263
>OP verbal wizard spell
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31265
>>31263
>I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational.
I used it on Infernius too. I didn't know what else to do to them that wasn't lethal. I'd promised not to stab them.
>sixty feet
There's no way any kind of rod has that much reach. Better off shooting arrows to fuck-up their Concentration.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31266
31267 31268
Trumpaladin spends the time waiting for Inferius's faggot, or someone else to come, by tattooing into her skin (not visible above the fur) the numbers "571." He designates these as a Mark of justice. Should she consume Human Flesh, the Mark will burn through the fur and be visible, and she will be cursed to lose 4 points on several kinds of rolls.

He tells Tracy exactly what he has done after concluding
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31267
31269
>>31266
booooooo
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31268
31270
>>31266
No! Fuck that shit! If I can't rip Infernius's guts out while his faggot isn't here, you can't cast freaking curses on Tracy while I'm not around. I've never tried to curse you, wtf.
She'd bolt as soon as she felt the needle saying she wanted to check on her birds, and promptly disappear until Infernius's faggot gets back.

I gotta fix dinner for my cousins, so I can't deal with this autism.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31269
31270
>>31267
Oh hush. If you hadn't robbed Korak and murdered several of his followers he never would have turned on us
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31270
>>31268
See you then
>>31269
The hell does that have to do with this'
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31272
31274 31287 31606
>>31227
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Travel_Domain
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31273
31275
"This body has such delectable Faith."
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31274
31276
>>31272
The Mainstien plan doesn't make Hitler a Travel god, but whatever
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31275
>>31273
Damn Jew Parasites
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31276
31277
>>31274
But the blitzkrieg strategy did.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31277
31278 31279
>>31276
Hello again
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31278
>>31277
Hallo.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31279
31280
>>31277
Now you gotta go track him
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31280
31281
>>31279
Cast detect chaos
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31281
31282 31283 31606
>>31280
He says he teleported out though
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31282
31283
>>31281
This.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31283
31284 31285
>>31282
>>31281
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31284
31288
>>31283
I would recommend going to Ben's, since that is the only location I can think of, besides a place to start a get away, that Jewfernius would want to go to. I think there's also some way of tracking teleported objects, but I am not sure how that works
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31285
31288
>>31283
Wut do memeboy?
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31286
31287
*Tattoos pony*
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31287
31288 31289
>>31272
See THIS is why spontaneous spell-casting for mages is bullshit.
Anyway, from that, it's evident that he's teleporting to a place he's been before and/or a place he's very familiai with. It's also apparent that he has to be on this plane.
>>31286
Nope.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31288
31290 31291
>>31287
Hey, I'm the only mage here.
He is a fucking Cleric
>>31285
Summon the Trashman
>>31284
Give me five minutes
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31289
31297 31311
>>31287
It's either in the proximity of the tower as a point from which to stage a retreat, or it's a place he actively wants to go to like Ben's office. I still recommend going there

And yeah, this is way the fuck OP, so we'll see if GM lets him take the Travel domain after waiting more than 2 months to specify it

*Continues Tattooing pony*
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31290
31291
>>31288
FUCK THIS
There is a spell to track teleported objects/people, but Torc can't use it because psionics and sheit.
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31291
>>31288
>>31290
Jej
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31292
31294
Trumpaladin does the only thing that seems to be available to him... he summons the Trash Man
Trash Man
vGUCF
?
No.31293
The_Trash_Man.jpg
I am the Trash Man here to invade your thread
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31294
>>31292
Hey, I'm the meme mage here, I'll summon him
Prepare for stat rolling