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Hi overboard, sorry about the >rape.
So, apparently Torc needs to do somethin (according to Trump). But what the hell is it?
So, apparently Torc needs to do somethin (according to Trump). But what the hell is it?
>>29899 →
She can only barely pick-up non-knife objects.
"Tries to pic-up silver spoon*
*slips*
Her knife-wielding ability is an uncanny trait.
She can only barely pick-up non-knife objects.
"Tries to pic-up silver spoon*
*slips*
Her knife-wielding ability is an uncanny trait.
>>29903
That was me replying to your smart ass remark with a reference to my earlier smart ass remark to balance it out
That was me replying to your smart ass remark with a reference to my earlier smart ass remark to balance it out
>>29905
But don't Earth Ponies have dexterous hooves? In any event, 19 dexterity ought to do something
She could also bring in a husbands to help, you know
But don't Earth Ponies have dexterous hooves? In any event, 19 dexterity ought to do something
She could also bring in a husbands to help, you know
>>29906
Now my brain hurts,
I guess Torc enjoys having nothing to do...
Nah that would be borring.
GM, gib drama
Now my brain hurts,
I guess Torc enjoys having nothing to do...
Nah that would be borring.
GM, gib drama
>>29909
Because I went back with Tracy, I would have started in the Tower. But a Sparintenar delegation sounds important
Because I went back with Tracy, I would have started in the Tower. But a Sparintenar delegation sounds important
>>29909
Btw. We haven't seen that Ogre from the beginning in a long time. Where does he spend his days?
Btw. We haven't seen that Ogre from the beginning in a long time. Where does he spend his days?
>>29911
It does sound important. However, being in the tower you do hear some unusual sounds from the stable are, along with Trollestia very clearly and unmistakably saying:
"Um,"
It does sound important. However, being in the tower you do hear some unusual sounds from the stable are, along with Trollestia very clearly and unmistakably saying:
"Um,"
Oh wait? Is no one in the tower atm?
Oh god, oh god.
Fug this boring shit.
Tracy flies back to the tower like a fiery comet.
Fug this boring shit.
Tracy flies back to the tower like a fiery comet.
>>29920
But why though? She was clearly intent on searching every inch of the dungeon for buried treasure. I can't imagine why she would divert from that,....
But why though? She was clearly intent on searching every inch of the dungeon for buried treasure. I can't imagine why she would divert from that,....
Torc decides to head back to port barry to browse the markets.
Luckly he no longer needs a mount because of polymorph,
DRAGON TIME
Luckly he no longer needs a mount because of polymorph,
DRAGON TIME
>>29923
I'll call her as soon as I have explained the Bill of a Rights and why (half of it) is so sacred to these young creatures
I'll call her as soon as I have explained the Bill of a Rights and why (half of it) is so sacred to these young creatures
>>29936
She's getting called in the moment it becomes obvious Trumpaladin doesn't have the animal handling skills to teach these younglings the pledge of allegiance
She's getting called in the moment it becomes obvious Trumpaladin doesn't have the animal handling skills to teach these younglings the pledge of allegiance
>>29939
Alright, fine. She's getting called in the moment it's confirmed that what is happening is that the eggs are hatching
Alright, fine. She's getting called in the moment it's confirmed that what is happening is that the eggs are hatching
*sonic boom*
*lands outside the stables, like a meteor*
*rushes in*
[worried hoers noises]
"What's wrong?! Are my babies fine?!"
*lands outside the stables, like a meteor*
*rushes in*
[worried hoers noises]
"What's wrong?! Are my babies fine?!"
T> "Banana?" (more awkward than normal face. A beak pokes through the top of one egg, while the other egg wiggles sideways and rolls on the floor. A shrill sound of "BEEEEEEEEEEP" can be heard issuing from the brokwn egg.
>>29950
Approach egg more closely, taking a banana from Trollestia as he approaches. What kind of beep?
Approach egg more closely, taking a banana from Trollestia as he approaches. What kind of beep?
*hormonal tears streaming down face*
*room temperature rises rapidly*
*room temperature rises rapidly*
[sobbing steamy pony noises]
>>29937
>I said yellow
>there is actually a yellow dragon
Uhhhh
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Yellow_Dragon_(5e_Monster)
>I said yellow
>there is actually a yellow dragon
Uhhhh
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Yellow_Dragon_(5e_Monster)
*gasps*
*Stares straight at it, amazes
*Stares straight at it, amazes
Trump finds his face completely (though barely) enveloped in the mouth of this wee bird
Listen GM, I just wanna browse the markets.
Please, I at the very least want a compass
Please, I at the very least want a compass
>>29969
She got more
*finishes chewing*
"Come here, birdie.." she whispers softly to the massive fuzzball
She got more
*finishes chewing*
"Come here, birdie.." she whispers softly to the massive fuzzball
>stomach is slightly bloated with elephant
*pets birdie*
*giggles deliriously*
"So.. ~fluffy...!"
*pets birdie*
*giggles deliriously*
"So.. ~fluffy...!"
>>29976
Rocs eat elephants. Tracy wanted to raise them on a natural diet.
*gently pets bird while holding eye contact*
Rocs eat elephants. Tracy wanted to raise them on a natural diet.
*gently pets bird while holding eye contact*
>>29978
Uh, horses biologically cannot throw up, at all
And Torc wants his own map with notes and shit
Uh, horses biologically cannot throw up, at all
And Torc wants his own map with notes and shit
>>29982
You specifically stated she was in Nightmare form. And whatever may be the powers of a mud pony, a Nightmare is more like a normal horse.
You specifically stated she was in Nightmare form. And whatever may be the powers of a mud pony, a Nightmare is more like a normal horse.
>>29983
Then she'll shrink after she sticks her head in it's mouth, and vomit from internal pressure; also, she's in warhorse form. Don't ruin this for me!
Then she'll shrink after she sticks her head in it's mouth, and vomit from internal pressure; also, she's in warhorse form. Don't ruin this for me!
>>29984
What the hell is warhorse form? I'm definitely inclined to say THAT can't vomit
I'll back off if you just agree to stop the hiding cannibalism and shit
What the hell is warhorse form? I'm definitely inclined to say THAT can't vomit
I'll back off if you just agree to stop the hiding cannibalism and shit
[1d20 = 19]
>>29984
It doesn't take much insistence to be able to have a face get nommed, which could then be spewed into.
The one on the ground breaks out of the top and grapples Trump's leg.
>>29984
It doesn't take much insistence to be able to have a face get nommed, which could then be spewed into.
The one on the ground breaks out of the top and grapples Trump's leg.
>>29986
>Someone is on my leg and it isn't Tracy
Well then
*Good thing my full plate armor includes a helmet*
>Someone is on my leg and it isn't Tracy
Well then
*Good thing my full plate armor includes a helmet*
>*sounds of muffled barfing and deflating pony*
*feeds baby bird*
*withdraws head* (because even birds gag when they do that shit)
"There, there.." she coos softly
*moves to fill stomach again and move on to birdie #2*
*feeds baby bird*
*withdraws head* (because even birds gag when they do that shit)
"There, there.." she coos softly
*moves to fill stomach again and move on to birdie #2*
>>29992
>You quoted the lines from Cowboy Bebop said by a villian to a protagonist as part of an evil plan
That makes the scene so much less nice
>You quoted the lines from Cowboy Bebop said by a villian to a protagonist as part of an evil plan
That makes the scene so much less nice
Y'all are waitin' for the quads, aren't ya?
So Fluffy!
Roc is best bird.
>>30000
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DELETE THIS!
*breath*
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why...
>>30012
>I do anything you don't like
>hostile
Bruh, nah
I just want you to stop deleting
And who is "him"?
>I do anything you don't like
>hostile
Bruh, nah
I just want you to stop deleting
And who is "him"?
>>30012
>hostile
Oh hush, you. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>30015
Certainly good urban stability.
There's hardly anyone else in this state who was born and raised here.. Almost everyone else either moved here from somewhere else or is planning to go somewhere in the future..
Florida is still best state though.
>hostile
Oh hush, you. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>30015
Certainly good urban stability.
There's hardly anyone else in this state who was born and raised here.. Almost everyone else either moved here from somewhere else or is planning to go somewhere in the future..
Florida is still best state though.
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>>30028
Only certain kinds of bestiality are illegal here. It's illegal to have sex with porcupines (they do it on a case-by-case basis, because they don't want to deal with the resistance)...
Only certain kinds of bestiality are illegal here. It's illegal to have sex with porcupines (they do it on a case-by-case basis, because they don't want to deal with the resistance)...
>>30032
No, staph. Go greet the Spartans and come back when the birdies are a bit less hungry/hostile. They're hungry for hands right now.
No, staph. Go greet the Spartans and come back when the birdies are a bit less hungry/hostile. They're hungry for hands right now.
>>30035
Not in front of the children, man..
>How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?
A few hours at best.
Not in front of the children, man..
>How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?
A few hours at best.
Also, going through Torc's items and I have a question
What the absolute fucking hell is a damn ass "ear cuff"?
What the absolute fucking hell is a damn ass "ear cuff"?
Ah, holy shit.
So after some math:
Out of the 30050 some posts on /vx/ right now, 27620ish are mixed nuts related...
Wow
So after some math:
Out of the 30050 some posts on /vx/ right now, 27620ish are mixed nuts related...
Wow
>>30047
D'aww
Before leaving with Fae, Trumpaladin sets up a music player to play in infinite loop a set of American patriotic songs toslowly drive the equines insane ingrain the spirit of patriotism into his fiance's adopted children
D'aww
Before leaving with Fae, Trumpaladin sets up a music player to play in infinite loop a set of American patriotic songs to
Is GM alive?
>>30049
Since the eggs just hatched and the birds likely dont have feathers....
Are they man?
>>30049
Since the eggs just hatched and the birds likely dont have feathers....
Are they man?
>>30049
I don't know, but if Thez can do pop concerts and I could arrive in Port Barry to "Shoot to Thrill" I can play America the Beautiful and the Marine Corp Hymm on loop in the stables
I don't know, but if Thez can do pop concerts and I could arrive in Port Barry to "Shoot to Thrill" I can play America the Beautiful and the Marine Corp Hymm on loop in the stables
>>30054
Birds take priority. You have to watch birds of prey at this age, to make sure one doesn't kill the other.
>playing music while they sleep
>being this bluepilled on falconry
Don't play music to chicks, especially not when they first hatched. It makes them retarded and unable to understand commands.
Birds take priority. You have to watch birds of prey at this age, to make sure one doesn't kill the other.
>playing music while they sleep
>being this bluepilled on falconry
Don't play music to chicks, especially not when they first hatched. It makes them retarded and unable to understand commands.
>>30055
I just figured she'd want to do something like that with husbando eventually. She'd have many hours until the game, and then could just have Trollestia watch them.
We can play other things to them (like Locke's Second Treatise on audiobook)
I just figured she'd want to do something like that with husbando eventually. She'd have many hours until the game, and then could just have Trollestia watch them.
We can play other things to them (like Locke's Second Treatise on audiobook)
>>30058
>could just have Trollestia watch them
lol no
>play other things
Wait until they're mature, or else it fucks with their heads and command comprehension.
>Tracy's faggot raised falcons as a teenager, and a couple eagles.
>>30062
>Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
With recorded music? Yes.
>could just have Trollestia watch them
lol no
>play other things
Wait until they're mature, or else it fucks with their heads and command comprehension.
>Tracy's faggot raised falcons as a teenager, and a couple eagles.
>>30062
>Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
With recorded music? Yes.
>>30063
Holy fuck today I really fucking learned.
You lucky bastard that sounds cool.
>now I know music turns falcons into turkeys
Holy fuck today I really fucking learned.
You lucky bastard that sounds cool.
>now I know music turns falcons into turkeys
>>30066
My father raised turkeys, you couldn't leave them in the rain because they would drown.
Fucking retards.
Torc desides to turn in because nothing concerns him, but his faggot will still lurk
My father raised turkeys, you couldn't leave them in the rain because they would drown.
Fucking retards.
Torc desides to turn in because nothing concerns him, but his faggot will still lurk
>>30073
Yeah, the wild ones are great though.
Why did GM just disappear on us?
I wanted to see what intresting items Torc could find.
Yeah, the wild ones are great though.
Why did GM just disappear on us?
I wanted to see what intresting items Torc could find.
>>30089
>>30088
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>30088
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>30090
*covers birds' ears*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Birds go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Staph! You don't play music to baby birds. It makes them retarded!
*covers birds' ears*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Birds go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Staph! You don't play music to baby birds. It makes them retarded!
>>30096
[growling pony noises]
Idk if that's allowed, desu. I used to hum to my birds, but only when they were adolescents.
Also, isn't he still at the bazaar?
[growling pony noises]
Idk if that's allowed, desu. I used to hum to my birds, but only when they were adolescents.
Also, isn't he still at the bazaar?
>>30101
Tracy is hugging her fuzzy, category 9 monsters, humming to giggling and sobbing hysterically, between mouths full of elephant past.
It's not a pretty scene, but it's still cute as fuck.
Tracy is hugging her fuzzy, category 9 monsters, humming to giggling and sobbing hysterically, between mouths full of elephant past.
It's not a pretty scene, but it's still cute as fuck.
>>30106
I 100% fully intend to brainwash these birds. The real training will begin when they are older
I 100% fully intend to brainwash these birds. The real training will begin when they are older
>>30107
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"
>>30112
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.
>>30115
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched
>>30112
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"
>>30116
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.
*Feeds birds*
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.
*Feeds birds*
>>30119
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit
>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit
>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection
>>30120
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[angry farmboy noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.
>>30131
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"
>>30140
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers
"Well I wish I was in the land of Cotton! Old Times there are not forgotten!
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"
"Oh giiive me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antilop play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I
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"here is germaneigh national anthem in me timeline."
At this rate, our shitposting will reach the density of a black hole if GM doesn't return with in an hour or so
>shit posts anyway
>shit posts anyway
>Tracy's faggot lets out a sigh, trying not to be pointlessly triggered by memories of falcons that couldn't even fly straight because their heads were so fucked up after idiots at the aviary mishandled them
"Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."
>>30164
What sucks is that the manager didn't have the crop to fire them, and they did it again with the same results. I actually almost got arrested for beating the shit out of one guy who thought it'd be fun to bring a portable boombox to the aviary...
Seriously. Don't play music to baby birds. It's just tragic to watch them grow up fucked-up from the start...
What sucks is that the manager didn't have the crop to fire them, and they did it again with the same results. I actually almost got arrested for beating the shit out of one guy who thought it'd be fun to bring a portable boombox to the aviary...
Seriously. Don't play music to baby birds. It's just tragic to watch them grow up fucked-up from the start...
>>30167
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time
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>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto
Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash
>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto
Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash
>>30172
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.
Alright I gotta work tomorrow, so goodnight. Don't mess-up Tracy's birds.
>>30175
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service
Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service
Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing
>>30185
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture
We came here first, and we built this country
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture
We came here first, and we built this country
>>30187
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.
Quick recap:
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.
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Found a pic of torcuck.
>>30195
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.
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"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>30260
As Infernius falls on his face, Thez <whooof> is hovering in mid-air.
"Hey, now you and Trump have even MORE things in common!" ^_^
As Infernius falls on his face, Thez <whooof> is hovering in mid-air.
"Hey, now you and Trump have even MORE things in common!" ^_^
>>30260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*Is Gone*
*Is Gone*
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*Grabs Pony and Runs*
"Infernius is pissed off. Will Kill us all. Run!"
>>30262
We could also just have a "rapes while faggot is away are invalid" policy
*Grabs Pony and Runs*
"Infernius is pissed off. Will Kill us all. Run!"
>>30262
We could also just have a "rapes while faggot is away are invalid" policy
>>30260
That is the second time I've been saved from another character charging me by a 1. Maybe the Dice gods aren't so evil after all?
That is the second time I've been saved from another character charging me by a 1. Maybe the Dice gods aren't so evil after all?
>>30296
"i was chained up and taken advantage of, where did that chain come from? i want to know why your husband was watching me be raped."
"i was chained up and taken advantage of, where did that chain come from? i want to know why your husband was watching me be raped."
>>30298
"..... You mean the chain I gave Taylor I a few hours ago? Is that what she did with it? I gave her my old one because I never used it, and I didn't want to hoard two of the same tool."
>your husband was watching me be raped.
"My Flashy would never do that. That violates his Code Of Conduct."
*sounds of ravenous birds barely being held back by a struggling mudpony*
"I-I'll feed you in a bit, dears!"
"..... You mean the chain I gave Taylor I a few hours ago? Is that what she did with it? I gave her my old one because I never used it, and I didn't want to hoard two of the same tool."
>your husband was watching me be raped.
"My Flashy would never do that. That violates his Code Of Conduct."
*sounds of ravenous birds barely being held back by a struggling mudpony*
"I-I'll feed you in a bit, dears!"
>>30301
Tracy's faggot is a complete asshole. He's perfectly content to start drama, participate in fights, and insult people without obvious cause but he refuses to communicate which could end so many problems. Fuck him
Tracy's faggot is a complete asshole. He's perfectly content to start drama, participate in fights, and insult people without obvious cause but he refuses to communicate which could end so many problems. Fuck him
>>30305
>comparing assholes
I just hope Tay sticks around, she's gonna have a part in the next cinematic blur blur.
>comparing assholes
I just hope Tay sticks around, she's gonna have a part in the next cinematic blur blur.
>>30308
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>>30306
I can't deal with fucking mystery. Like I made that big post about meta gaming a couple days ago, it was a reply to him, and he was the only person not to acknowledge it. Does he agree, disagree? I don't know. I made posts last night, and he never responds. Like are things okay? Is there resentment? I have no idea. I just have to speculate
And now he does shit like "guess what I mean by "your mental retardation."" If you're going to insult me, fucking say what you mean. Because I have no idea what you are talking about. COMMUNICATE
>>30307
"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."
"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."
>>30313
*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."
*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."
>>30311
>retardation
I was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.
>retardation
I was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.
>>30315
"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."
"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."
>>30319
"You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."
"You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."
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>>30321
"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"
"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"
>>30323
I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing
I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing
>>30324
"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.
"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.
>>30326
Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.
Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.
>>30325
"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"
>>30327
"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"
>>30328
Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice
"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"
>>30327
"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"
>>30328
Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice
>>30330
I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.
I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.
Cuz Thez is technically still in the stables with Tracy.
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"
That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"
That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
>That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"
>>30345
"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352
Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.
"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352
Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.
For future reference, >nom is a new thing. If you're around the babies, >nom
"Could somebody refill this bag with elephant, please?"
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*
>>30360
"Hmmmm. I don't know about elephants, but I've heard guys at the Fight Club mention these furry things they see every so often. Monmoths? Mahmoud? Mammoths! Yeah, I hear there are Mammoths in the area.
"Hmmmm. I don't know about elephants, but I've heard guys at the Fight Club mention these furry things they see every so often. Monmoths? Mahmoud? Mammoths! Yeah, I hear there are Mammoths in the area.
>>30365
congratz you just told infernuis he is the pack alpha.
"what you want talk about?"
congratz you just told infernuis he is the pack alpha.
"what you want talk about?"
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*heads to the bizarre*
looking for a clothing shop.
looking for a clothing shop.
>>30398
Then players and characters should make better use of the rooms. There's more to them than shiny foot-lockers (except Tracy's room, she broke hers).
Then players and characters should make better use of the rooms. There's more to them than shiny foot-lockers (except Tracy's room, she broke hers).
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>>30411
Why do you chronically delet posts on whim alone and still expect nobody to say anything about it?
Why do you chronically delet posts on whim alone and still expect nobody to say anything about it?
>>30430
As you want to be? Please tell me about this. Share your feelings, because being evasive has gotten us nowhere over two months
As you want to be? Please tell me about this. Share your feelings, because being evasive has gotten us nowhere over two months
>>30424
I was hoping Infernius's faggot would come in, or GM would say it's invalid, or something, so I didn't have to fight off Tay myself
I was hoping Infernius's faggot would come in, or GM would say it's invalid, or something, so I didn't have to fight off Tay myself
>>30440
Torc's jaw drops and he starts grabing his gear
"Who did it?"
>>30441
Oh that can be changed
Thabks for reminding me of polymorph GM
Torc's jaw drops and he starts grabing his gear
"Who did it?"
>>30441
Oh that can be changed
Thabks for reminding me of polymorph GM
Sheckels?
\r
\r
>>30447
Torc suddenly looks very eager, and gains a carefree tone in his voice
"Oh, I'll help you alright"
Torc suddenly looks very eager, and gains a carefree tone in his voice
"Oh, I'll help you alright"
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>>30460
GM is kill for the night
Tracy's Faggot, I know you hate to talk about anything personal, but unless you at some point talk about the obvious tension that's existed for two months I do not see how this game can continue
GM is kill for the night
Tracy's Faggot, I know you hate to talk about anything personal, but unless you at some point talk about the obvious tension that's existed for two months I do not see how this game can continue
>>30462
Three month yet still the fact remains I hate this fucking cold war and I want everything settled in a good, proper fight
Because GM does this, often. He works on Wednesdays you know
Three month yet still the fact remains I hate this fucking cold war and I want everything settled in a good, proper fight
Because GM does this, often. He works on Wednesdays you know
>>30433
Dammit. Fine, it's because you play a very shitty romantic partner as a character.
Session after session, you behave in such a way as if you believe that just because this character is supposed to be in love with yours that you can just treat her however you want to without consequences. Lately, since I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math, I've had to play her in character think of all the crap you do to her every day: You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion; you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you; you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing; you try to set up all kinds of arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do; you never trust her even in the least bit, even though her only motivation is the well-being of her family; you expect that just because she's been loyal and obedient in the past that she would continue to blindly follow your orders without her own input; you watch her like a hawk and try to change things about her to make her less edgy, instead of trying to sway your own character towards her even the slightest bit; and worst of all, you act as if by rewarding her with affection you can shirk-off all of the above and much more, just because you know she'll forgive him. Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl? How do you maintain healthy relationships like that? Holy shit.
When I did this with math, it was relatively easy for me to apply "unconditional love" as a constant, but I was always writing-off negative points just to keep the game moving smoothly. Did you notice that your character is the only one who's been here for three months but hasn't been stabbed by her? Do you really think he never did anything to deserve it, or that she never had a reason to be angry at him? Even Thez had her tail cut off when Tracy had the opportunity to do it. Your playing a relationship with a character who has, unconditionally and unwaveringly, given your character her utmost devotion, but just treat that feactor like it's some kind of haxx to push her around because you know she'll still love him. If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him. At this point, the only thing "yandere" about her is her willingness to continue to give her unconditional affection even when her partner doesn't deserve it. I've done plenty of romantic RP logs and even co-authored a few short stories, and this is quite honestly the most annoying kind of person to write with (especially when playing the girl, which is already the hard part btw): the guy who think he can just play a pushy, manipulative, inconsiderate dick, just because "she already loves me"; it's infuriating, and it makes the romantic game so much harder to play.
Gosh, it reminds me of my cousin's manipulative prick of an ex-boyfriend: she was absolutely crazy for him, and he knew that full well and constantly pushed her boundaries. Fuck!
tl;dr I say I'm not as antagonistic as I could be because any other character I've played/designed would've either snapped violently or become spitefully subversive by now, but Tracy has only been 100% loving and affectionate all the fucking time, and I've kept it that way because I know you'd do something retarded, like cut her legs off or try string her up and suffocate her fetus, at the slightest sign of grumpiness or hostility.
I have my own reasons for why I don't like you, like how you delet posts whenever you feel like it because you think things will disappear if you censor them hard enough, but in character Tracy has only ever been a loving, devoted partner. I'd say more about out of character stuff, but I've got tests tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.
Dammit. Fine, it's because you play a very shitty romantic partner as a character.
Session after session, you behave in such a way as if you believe that just because this character is supposed to be in love with yours that you can just treat her however you want to without consequences. Lately, since I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math, I've had to play her in character think of all the crap you do to her every day: You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion; you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you; you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing; you try to set up all kinds of arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do; you never trust her even in the least bit, even though her only motivation is the well-being of her family; you expect that just because she's been loyal and obedient in the past that she would continue to blindly follow your orders without her own input; you watch her like a hawk and try to change things about her to make her less edgy, instead of trying to sway your own character towards her even the slightest bit; and worst of all, you act as if by rewarding her with affection you can shirk-off all of the above and much more, just because you know she'll forgive him. Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl? How do you maintain healthy relationships like that? Holy shit.
When I did this with math, it was relatively easy for me to apply "unconditional love" as a constant, but I was always writing-off negative points just to keep the game moving smoothly. Did you notice that your character is the only one who's been here for three months but hasn't been stabbed by her? Do you really think he never did anything to deserve it, or that she never had a reason to be angry at him? Even Thez had her tail cut off when Tracy had the opportunity to do it. Your playing a relationship with a character who has, unconditionally and unwaveringly, given your character her utmost devotion, but just treat that feactor like it's some kind of haxx to push her around because you know she'll still love him. If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him. At this point, the only thing "yandere" about her is her willingness to continue to give her unconditional affection even when her partner doesn't deserve it. I've done plenty of romantic RP logs and even co-authored a few short stories, and this is quite honestly the most annoying kind of person to write with (especially when playing the girl, which is already the hard part btw): the guy who think he can just play a pushy, manipulative, inconsiderate dick, just because "she already loves me"; it's infuriating, and it makes the romantic game so much harder to play.
Gosh, it reminds me of my cousin's manipulative prick of an ex-boyfriend: she was absolutely crazy for him, and he knew that full well and constantly pushed her boundaries. Fuck!
tl;dr I say I'm not as antagonistic as I could be because any other character I've played/designed would've either snapped violently or become spitefully subversive by now, but Tracy has only been 100% loving and affectionate all the fucking time, and I've kept it that way because I know you'd do something retarded, like cut her legs off or try string her up and suffocate her fetus, at the slightest sign of grumpiness or hostility.
I have my own reasons for why I don't like you, like how you delet posts whenever you feel like it because you think things will disappear if you censor them hard enough, but in character Tracy has only ever been a loving, devoted partner. I'd say more about out of character stuff, but I've got tests tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.
>>30473
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*
>>30468
First off, you know the relationship was pushed on me right? Like, you know I did not want it, and then Torcuil and GM pushed it on me, and so now I’m in it.
>If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him.
This is my biggest problem with the character, because when the fuck were those 17 times? Like really, what pisses her off? I have no idea what triggers her, what she doesn’t like, what you don’t like, because everything is charted out on math I don’t understand. I never watch anime. I don’t know Yandere tropes. I have no idea what kind of insane girl you are basing her on. The only experience I have with Yanderes comes from real life experience with a small number. And I have never been stabbed by one. Never. One stabbed herself, but I have never been stabbed, and I have no idea what the hell triggers it. Like what the fuck does your character want?
I have no idea what the hell your character wants. Remember when I made a list of 12 possible things I could tell or ask Tracy, and dismissed them all as “but she isn’t interested,” and then you replied “every single one of those things is wrong, every single one of them”? That’s how little I understand the character. Seriously, I am that ignorant about what your character wants. I figured she wanted affection, so I gave her that. Aside from that, I have no idea.
> I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR CHARTS? I swear to God it would be easier to decode the Voynich Manuscripts than to figure out what your character wants from mine, because I don’t know.
> you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing
That was meta, never in game
> you never trust her even in the least
Because you fully intend on violating that trust 100%. Like you openly talk about doing things while he isn’t away.
> you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you
I’ll concede this one. It’s because I had intended on playing a polygynist character. I’d never do that with an IRL woman, ever, but I’m playing the Waifu Thief here, so he does that.
> arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do
Not poisoning an unborn child with mutagens is not arbitrary. Neither is not eating human flesh.
> You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion
Oh that was very far from casual. That was dead serious. Think of it as a custody determination in a divorce. And divorce is a messy as all hell affair.
>Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl?
I have never dated a woman who was inclined to eat human flesh. I have never known a person who was inclined to eat human flesh. In fact, in working with District Attorney’s Offices and Criminal Appeals and Immigration agencies, I’ve seen a lot of shit. I have dealt with a refugee who stabbed his social worker in the eye and dry humped her, and a guy who threw a can of sulfuric acid at four small children that exploded and burned off their faces. A guy who raped his seven-year-old step daughter over a year. A man sentenced to death because he raped and killed his wife, drowned his seven-year-old step daughter in a bathtub, then picked his two step sons up from church intent on killing them. A Narcoterrorist commander whose unit killed 200+ people in the Columbian Civil war. All sorts of horrifying stories of rape and violence from the gang wars in Central America, besides so many cases of manslaughter and domestic violence. I have never, never second-hand known someone who would eat human flesh.
Tell me please, have you ever dated anyone whose moral character was worse than most death row inmates or people the US government felt were important enough to have extradited from foreign prison?
Tl;dr What the hell does your character want from me, because I don’t know
What do YOU want from me, because I don’t know, and I want to get past all of this.
\r
First off, you know the relationship was pushed on me right? Like, you know I did not want it, and then Torcuil and GM pushed it on me, and so now I’m in it.
>If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him.
This is my biggest problem with the character, because when the fuck were those 17 times? Like really, what pisses her off? I have no idea what triggers her, what she doesn’t like, what you don’t like, because everything is charted out on math I don’t understand. I never watch anime. I don’t know Yandere tropes. I have no idea what kind of insane girl you are basing her on. The only experience I have with Yanderes comes from real life experience with a small number. And I have never been stabbed by one. Never. One stabbed herself, but I have never been stabbed, and I have no idea what the hell triggers it. Like what the fuck does your character want?
I have no idea what the hell your character wants. Remember when I made a list of 12 possible things I could tell or ask Tracy, and dismissed them all as “but she isn’t interested,” and then you replied “every single one of those things is wrong, every single one of them”? That’s how little I understand the character. Seriously, I am that ignorant about what your character wants. I figured she wanted affection, so I gave her that. Aside from that, I have no idea.
> I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR CHARTS? I swear to God it would be easier to decode the Voynich Manuscripts than to figure out what your character wants from mine, because I don’t know.
> you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing
That was meta, never in game
> you never trust her even in the least
Because you fully intend on violating that trust 100%. Like you openly talk about doing things while he isn’t away.
> you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you
I’ll concede this one. It’s because I had intended on playing a polygynist character. I’d never do that with an IRL woman, ever, but I’m playing the Waifu Thief here, so he does that.
> arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do
Not poisoning an unborn child with mutagens is not arbitrary. Neither is not eating human flesh.
> You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion
Oh that was very far from casual. That was dead serious. Think of it as a custody determination in a divorce. And divorce is a messy as all hell affair.
>Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl?
I have never dated a woman who was inclined to eat human flesh. I have never known a person who was inclined to eat human flesh. In fact, in working with District Attorney’s Offices and Criminal Appeals and Immigration agencies, I’ve seen a lot of shit. I have dealt with a refugee who stabbed his social worker in the eye and dry humped her, and a guy who threw a can of sulfuric acid at four small children that exploded and burned off their faces. A guy who raped his seven-year-old step daughter over a year. A man sentenced to death because he raped and killed his wife, drowned his seven-year-old step daughter in a bathtub, then picked his two step sons up from church intent on killing them. A Narcoterrorist commander whose unit killed 200+ people in the Columbian Civil war. All sorts of horrifying stories of rape and violence from the gang wars in Central America, besides so many cases of manslaughter and domestic violence. I have never, never second-hand known someone who would eat human flesh.
Tell me please, have you ever dated anyone whose moral character was worse than most death row inmates or people the US government felt were important enough to have extradited from foreign prison?
Tl;dr What the hell does your character want from me, because I don’t know
What do YOU want from me, because I don’t know, and I want to get past all of this.
\r
>>30476
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*
>sigh
Sorry folks, but winter is the time of year that GM's job suddenly and liberally involves the use of a 15lb sledge-hammer. He frequently finds himself passed the fuck out where not intending to have, often when he was in the middle of doing stuff. Its not narcolepsy, but it looks that way over the internet. With that said,....
The delegation from Sparintenar consists of about 15 bright-eyed, enthusiastic, minimally disciplined individuals all wearing combat fatigues and all strapped with a (now consistent and identifiable) large combat knife. They all await Trump (or a suitable representative) with a slightly dismissive degree of discipline, meaning they stop being discipline to fuck with or talk shit to one another. Many comments about one another's mom are tossed back and forth.
In addition to the youths, is Sigmund, who appears to have a hand-cart that has a series of books stacked on it. He is happy to indicate that he is waiting and must speak with both Taylor and Trump at their earliest convenience, though he his quite content to look around (literally look, he's staying in place until participated with).
Sorry folks, but winter is the time of year that GM's job suddenly and liberally involves the use of a 15lb sledge-hammer. He frequently finds himself passed the fuck out where not intending to have, often when he was in the middle of doing stuff. Its not narcolepsy, but it looks that way over the internet. With that said,....
The delegation from Sparintenar consists of about 15 bright-eyed, enthusiastic, minimally disciplined individuals all wearing combat fatigues and all strapped with a (now consistent and identifiable) large combat knife. They all await Trump (or a suitable representative) with a slightly dismissive degree of discipline, meaning they stop being discipline to fuck with or talk shit to one another. Many comments about one another's mom are tossed back and forth.
In addition to the youths, is Sigmund, who appears to have a hand-cart that has a series of books stacked on it. He is happy to indicate that he is waiting and must speak with both Taylor and Trump at their earliest convenience, though he his quite content to look around (literally look, he's staying in place until participated with).
>>30485
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers
Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.
"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers
Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.
"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"
>>30486
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."
"If everything proceeds within reasonable parameters of 'as planned', then these lads are the beginning of what will come to be known as the Spartan Football Team."
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.
>>30488
Forgot Link [YouTube] ACDC- For Those About To Rock (with lyrics)![]()
These people sound like the actual historical spartans, losing discipline the moment they are away from home. They are perfect
Fae stands majestically, although ready to speak on the subject of the sacred ball the instant needed
Trump to Sigmund: "Send my regards to Baz. He has sent a very fine group here, as expected of the stock of Sparintenar. They will not be disappointed, nor will he. As for Tay, I really can't say where she is at the moment"
>>30489
"Believe me. We're proper rivals."
To the men
"Gentleman, you are here to learn Football. You already know much of it, since the most essential elements are also essential elements of military training. The ability to work together as a team. The ability to take orders. To tackle, and to take hits. To be loyal to and supportive of a team. Individual players can stand out as heroes and receive fame if they do well enough. Where you must fill in your knowledge are those bits of Football that are, well, American. That is where I hope to help you the most. The shear excitement of the Touchdown, the pleasure of the tailgate party, merchandising. Wearing lucky clothing on game day. All the tactics and statistics that make the game unique. And most importantly of all... The legend, of John Elway"
Forgot Link [YouTube] ACDC- For Those About To Rock (with lyrics)
These people sound like the actual historical spartans, losing discipline the moment they are away from home. They are perfect
Fae stands majestically, although ready to speak on the subject of the sacred ball the instant needed
Trump to Sigmund: "Send my regards to Baz. He has sent a very fine group here, as expected of the stock of Sparintenar. They will not be disappointed, nor will he. As for Tay, I really can't say where she is at the moment"
>>30489
"Believe me. We're proper rivals."
To the men
"Gentleman, you are here to learn Football. You already know much of it, since the most essential elements are also essential elements of military training. The ability to work together as a team. The ability to take orders. To tackle, and to take hits. To be loyal to and supportive of a team. Individual players can stand out as heroes and receive fame if they do well enough. Where you must fill in your knowledge are those bits of Football that are, well, American. That is where I hope to help you the most. The shear excitement of the Touchdown, the pleasure of the tailgate party, merchandising. Wearing lucky clothing on game day. All the tactics and statistics that make the game unique. And most importantly of all... The legend, of John Elway"
Thez <whooofs> to the scene.
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.
Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.
Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')
>>30490
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.
>>30493
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.
>>30494
"You came on the perfect day, because tonight is a Football game. You will watch the game in our grand Cathedral the way all the citizenry of Port Barry do, and the way the citizenry of Sparintenar shall when an appropriate counterpart structure is built in your city. After receiving a quick overview of how the game is played, you will partake in the Tailgating, the Nacho eating, the beer drinking, and all the associated revelry as you watch the game played before you. That'll be tonight
When that is over, you shall retire to our monestary. That location shall become your home until your leader sees fit to recall you. In the morning, you shall participate in practice, along side our Generals, our mendicant order, and from my magnificent priestess here"
Fae stands Magnificently
"You shall practice on the training field and you shall receive instruction on the Art of the Game indoors. If you learn well enough, play well enough, you shall graduate to become your own team."
Trumpaladin tears up at this moment
"If you learn the game well enough, by God, you will have not only truly earn the right to call yourselves Spartans - the Game being the epitome of the Spartan virtues - you might just earn the right to be American"
"You came on the perfect day, because tonight is a Football game. You will watch the game in our grand Cathedral the way all the citizenry of Port Barry do, and the way the citizenry of Sparintenar shall when an appropriate counterpart structure is built in your city. After receiving a quick overview of how the game is played, you will partake in the Tailgating, the Nacho eating, the beer drinking, and all the associated revelry as you watch the game played before you. That'll be tonight
When that is over, you shall retire to our monestary. That location shall become your home until your leader sees fit to recall you. In the morning, you shall participate in practice, along side our Generals, our mendicant order, and from my magnificent priestess here"
Fae stands Magnificently
"You shall practice on the training field and you shall receive instruction on the Art of the Game indoors. If you learn well enough, play well enough, you shall graduate to become your own team."
Trumpaladin tears up at this moment
"If you learn the game well enough, by God, you will have not only truly earn the right to call yourselves Spartans - the Game being the epitome of the Spartan virtues - you might just earn the right to be American"
>>30495
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.
>>30498
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"
>>30502
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"
Since it was mentioned
>>30475
>Torcuil and GM pushed it on me
True, but lets be fair. At the time it began, it was a vetting process. I had no idea if you or anyone was serious or just trolling; I wasn't certain of either player's sincerity so I went with it. Desu, I thought both characters were trolls.
>>30503
Checking Trump's pali, Sechs proceeds as directed. The city is quite to the Spartan's liking, being both simple and utilitarian but with a finesse and expertise of form that comes across without reference. Being accustomed to routines, they are quickly and easily able to modify their previous schedules to fit their new environment.
Taylor (eventually) crosses paths with Sigmund, and both have a conversation that is consequential.
Meanwhile, there's two adorable fuzz-birds in the stables. They're so cute, and dumb, and
>nom on face
"Sqweeeeee!" says the other, flapping its non-wings excitedly.
>>30475
>Torcuil and GM pushed it on me
True, but lets be fair. At the time it began, it was a vetting process. I had no idea if you or anyone was serious or just trolling; I wasn't certain of either player's sincerity so I went with it. Desu, I thought both characters were trolls.
>>30503
Checking Trump's pali, Sechs proceeds as directed. The city is quite to the Spartan's liking, being both simple and utilitarian but with a finesse and expertise of form that comes across without reference. Being accustomed to routines, they are quickly and easily able to modify their previous schedules to fit their new environment.
Taylor (eventually) crosses paths with Sigmund, and both have a conversation that is consequential.
Meanwhile, there's two adorable fuzz-birds in the stables. They're so cute, and dumb, and
>nom on face
"Sqweeeeee!" says the other, flapping its non-wings excitedly.
Having said, I have no regrets; this is the world where - in a certain sense - Tracy does get with Flash Sentry. Xp
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.
>>30508
topkek
topkek
>>30508
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?
LOL Trump and Tracy have almost the same dynamic now as Zeus and Hera. Xp
>>30511
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this
>>30511
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.
Taylor eventually learns that there was a great reception to her performance and especially to associated news of the Emperor's demise. Her performance/appearance is greatly desired in the Grand Court (formerly Court City).
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor
>stuck here for almost an hour, mobilefagging with borrowed phone
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?
>>30518
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.
>>30521
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.
And I still can't figure it out, what creatures can Tracy Command with her Paladin's Mount Ability? Does it really apply to all Ebil Outsiders, or just those few that would be listed as "fiends" in 5e?
>>30522
Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?
Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?
>>30524
They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.
They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.
>>30525
Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.
Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.
>>30526
I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.
I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.
>>30510
After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.
After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.
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Are those phylacteries finished yet? If so, Tracy would've handed them to their respective users.
Can the Detect Magic spell detect magic items when they're not in use?
>>30537
Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.
Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.
"infernuis's head hurts."
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*
>>30539
The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.
What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?
The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.
What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?
How often do characters get a new Ability point? I want to know, so that I can decide whether or not to level Tracy up as an Assassin.
>>30494
>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20
That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.
>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20
That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.
*continues feeding birds, speaking to them in soft, deliberate phrases*
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy
>>30547
*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?
*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?
but it is one in 5th.
>>30558
Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains
Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains
>>30567
Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.
Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.
>>30572
K. So to reiterate: "Yes well, it is good that you're here. We've been in communication with the Grand Court, and they are most interested in your appearance and performance. News of your performance in Sparintenar made quite a stir it seems!"
K. So to reiterate: "Yes well, it is good that you're here. We've been in communication with the Grand Court, and they are most interested in your appearance and performance. News of your performance in Sparintenar made quite a stir it seems!"
>>30574
I recently formed a girl group with my friend thez shes really good, i would like you to sign her to.
I recently formed a girl group with my friend thez shes really good, i would like you to sign her to.
>>30575
"Be careful of that one, she attempted to pass fraudulent documents through Mr. Trump. The board of executives has black-balled any billing or hiring of her."
"Be careful of that one, she attempted to pass fraudulent documents through Mr. Trump. The board of executives has black-balled any billing or hiring of her."
>>30577
"If you would like to a meeting can be arranged, but it won't be any time soon. These are very busy people, you must understand.
The contract (he indicates his stack of books) is specifically geared toward you being the sole talent present on stage, and there hasn't been any allowances made for additional staff."
"If you would like to a meeting can be arranged, but it won't be any time soon. These are very busy people, you must understand.
The contract (he indicates his stack of books) is specifically geared toward you being the sole talent present on stage, and there hasn't been any allowances made for additional staff."
Do I need to roll a die to start training these birds during the rearing? I want to at least be able to at least teach them "Come", "Heel" and "Down" before they get big enough to cause any serious damage.
>>30578
I understand and i would like to schedule a meeting herr sigmund. How was the income for the concert?
I understand and i would like to schedule a meeting herr sigmund. How was the income for the concert?
>>30579
KEK! That's hilarious!
"I'll pass that along. The concert? You mean the one for the Grand Court? The payout for the artist is 10k gold."
KEK! That's hilarious!
"I'll pass that along. The concert? You mean the one for the Grand Court? The payout for the artist is 10k gold."
>>30585
How could there be? They were entirely spontaneous, its not like tickets were sold. There WILL be profits for Sparintenar, but that will depend on her performances going forward.
How could there be? They were entirely spontaneous, its not like tickets were sold. There WILL be profits for Sparintenar, but that will depend on her performances going forward.
>>30588
>Animal INT
IKR? I'm not going by the "book" on animal OR monster INT, that's absurd, across the board for all general animals,... yeah.
>>30588
Well, its not exactly an opposed check, so it can just be assumed to have happened. The first impression of one was Tracy, and the other was of Trump's face, so they're all-but imprinted at this point, barring significant trauma.
>Animal INT
IKR? I'm not going by the "book" on animal OR monster INT, that's absurd, across the board for all general animals,... yeah.
>>30588
Well, its not exactly an opposed check, so it can just be assumed to have happened. The first impression of one was Tracy, and the other was of Trump's face, so they're all-but imprinted at this point, barring significant trauma.
Oh, and to address the question about animal behavior references.
I'll start with inbred hamsters. When a hamster is properly sired and bred they develop into cohesive and social groups with the other hamsters they live around. This is observable in both wild and domestic hamsters. They share resources and responsibilities.
When hamsters are inbred, they increasingly begin hoarding and stealing everything available to them, be it resources, or in case of domestic, all the toys. In times of scarcity, they will - as a group (the whole inbred family) - will literally cannibalize other hamsters.
This is why pet farms are such a problem, but that's a rant for another day. The implications I was making by that reference is to beg the question: "If that's how hamsters act when they're inbred, how do people act?" refugees, for example
I'll start with inbred hamsters. When a hamster is properly sired and bred they develop into cohesive and social groups with the other hamsters they live around. This is observable in both wild and domestic hamsters. They share resources and responsibilities.
When hamsters are inbred, they increasingly begin hoarding and stealing everything available to them, be it resources, or in case of domestic, all the toys. In times of scarcity, they will - as a group (the whole inbred family) - will literally cannibalize other hamsters.
This is why pet farms are such a problem, but that's a rant for another day. The implications I was making by that reference is to beg the question: "If that's how hamsters act when they're inbred, how do people act?" refugees, for example
>>30591
Did you mean bonding of some kind? They're usually blind for the first several hours, minus the ability to tell light from dark.
If you meant familiarity, birds are usually comfortable around the individual they spend the most time with, although the biggest factor is the person who knows how to handle them properly. Most birds are quite intelligent, and can recognize human faces easily; they're capable of recalling how an individual has treated them in the past, and they even hold grudges sometimes. Each bird is unique and needs to be handled in respect to its personality (which is subtle as fuck, but exists nonetheless), so trainers who spend a lot of time with their birds by default know how that bird needs to be treated.
What they remember early on though is what sounds and patterns they associate with food, which is why you have to begin handling them all day on the first day to make sure their rewards and motor system is intact. If you expose them to loud noises or rhythmic music in the first couple days, it royally messes them up because they can't even eat/fly properly.
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Did you mean bonding of some kind? They're usually blind for the first several hours, minus the ability to tell light from dark.
If you meant familiarity, birds are usually comfortable around the individual they spend the most time with, although the biggest factor is the person who knows how to handle them properly. Most birds are quite intelligent, and can recognize human faces easily; they're capable of recalling how an individual has treated them in the past, and they even hold grudges sometimes. Each bird is unique and needs to be handled in respect to its personality (which is subtle as fuck, but exists nonetheless), so trainers who spend a lot of time with their birds by default know how that bird needs to be treated.
What they remember early on though is what sounds and patterns they associate with food, which is why you have to begin handling them all day on the first day to make sure their rewards and motor system is intact. If you expose them to loud noises or rhythmic music in the first couple days, it royally messes them up because they can't even eat/fly properly.
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>>30594
I- i am going to negotiate to the council on your behalf.I told sigmund we had recently formed a girl group in case he asks about it.
I- i am going to negotiate to the council on your behalf.I told sigmund we had recently formed a girl group in case he asks about it.
>>30596
T> "Don't worry about it, its fine. I'm glad you made a good impression, there will be other opportunities."
T> "Don't worry about it, its fine. I'm glad you made a good impression, there will be other opportunities."
>>30601
T> "Really, its okay. So I don't perform this once, big deal. I'm out of practice anyway, and I have to completely reassess my performance capabilities (this is true, her skill point modifiers are all fucked off now). Its actually better this way."
>>30602
See this is what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you got this. Still, they're going to be running around and destroying shit before they're fully trained, don't doubt.
T> "Really, its okay. So I don't perform this once, big deal. I'm out of practice anyway, and I have to completely reassess my performance capabilities (this is true, her skill point modifiers are all fucked off now). Its actually better this way."
>>30602
See this is what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you got this. Still, they're going to be running around and destroying shit before they're fully trained, don't doubt.
>>30603
I mostly just want to keep them from killing each other. It sucks when the eaglets do that...
How big is the central yard in the tower?
I keep meaning to have Tracy remind Slovenia to have the Stables renovated, but it always evades me..
>>30604
She knew Infernius could just spontaneously heal himself, and that he was just being a drama queen.
I mostly just want to keep them from killing each other. It sucks when the eaglets do that...
How big is the central yard in the tower?
I keep meaning to have Tracy remind Slovenia to have the Stables renovated, but it always evades me..
>>30604
She knew Infernius could just spontaneously heal himself, and that he was just being a drama queen.
>>30611
It'd have to be a bigger than the tower though.. These creatures range from Gargantuan to Colossal.
I though about a large perch though, for Huge flying creatures. I still want to build that castle in the mountains one day too.
It'd have to be a bigger than the tower though.. These creatures range from Gargantuan to Colossal.
I though about a large perch though, for Huge flying creatures. I still want to build that castle in the mountains one day too.
>>30604
I'm sorry, I thought you were shit-posting. 8O Of course she would have reacted. We can assume the Thez and Taylor dialogue occurred slightly earlier when Sigmund first showed up.
>>30605
"No, I was occupied with something else that day, its nothing to worry about."
>>30606
Friggin' huge. There's a holodeck also. You guys have completely ignored the middle section. I know I was vague about omitting details, but you've only explored half the thing. The forge area is in the relative basement, on the opposite end of the Tower. Also, the birds will be able to perch on the Tower when they get to size.
I'm sorry, I thought you were shit-posting. 8O Of course she would have reacted. We can assume the Thez and Taylor dialogue occurred slightly earlier when Sigmund first showed up.
>>30605
"No, I was occupied with something else that day, its nothing to worry about."
>>30606
Friggin' huge. There's a holodeck also. You guys have completely ignored the middle section. I know I was vague about omitting details, but you've only explored half the thing. The forge area is in the relative basement, on the opposite end of the Tower. Also, the birds will be able to perch on the Tower when they get to size.
>>30516
Just stop doing passive aggressive bullshit intentionally to piss me off. That's much worse for the continuation of the game than anything as petty as post deletion.
>he would have been stabbed precisely 17 times by now, 4 under conditions tang would have been life threatening
Oh yeah well I have had to do charting myself to keep him from doing full round attacks on her until she is dead. And when the hell were these 17 times? I don't understand your character well enough to avoid these
Just stop doing passive aggressive bullshit intentionally to piss me off. That's much worse for the continuation of the game than anything as petty as post deletion.
>he would have been stabbed precisely 17 times by now, 4 under conditions tang would have been life threatening
Oh yeah well I have had to do charting myself to keep him from doing full round attacks on her until she is dead. And when the hell were these 17 times? I don't understand your character well enough to avoid these
Oh, the forge is the one at the bottom
>>30621
Well, some feats require "training" to gain. For example, two-weapon fighting is one I was going to require a competent teacher for, since the character would otherwise have to roll around using 2 weapons for a while, incurring penalties and such. With the holodeck characters can grind feats in their off hours. I am of the mind that some feats - particularly cobat feats - should be grind-able.
Well, some feats require "training" to gain. For example, two-weapon fighting is one I was going to require a competent teacher for, since the character would otherwise have to roll around using 2 weapons for a while, incurring penalties and such. With the holodeck characters can grind feats in their off hours. I am of the mind that some feats - particularly cobat feats - should be grind-able.
Torcuil could practice "Shot on the Run", rather than stew in his cave Xp
Tracy could practice Skill Focus: Edge
Not sure what sort of combat technique Trump would practice, but he could.
But, this also leaves players open to being fucked with by other players. Only the rooms prevent that.
>>30623
No, they don't. ^_~
Tracy could practice Skill Focus: Edge
Not sure what sort of combat technique Trump would practice, but he could.
But, this also leaves players open to being fucked with by other players. Only the rooms prevent that.
>>30623
No, they don't. ^_~
>>30627
One of the guys from Sparintenar runs forward and starts patting Infernius on the chest.
"Sir! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY?"
One of the guys from Sparintenar runs forward and starts patting Infernius on the chest.
"Sir! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY?"
>>30637
Uhm,... unless Infernius is hungry, the Entertron is supposed to fix anything. I'm,... Thez is,... completely unsure how to respond to this situation.
Uhm,... unless Infernius is hungry, the Entertron is supposed to fix anything. I'm,... Thez is,... completely unsure how to respond to this situation.
>>30641
Oh, with the exception of Soros, I haven't even started messing with monster advancement. Almost every monster can easily be ranked up in size/HD/ability
Oh, with the exception of Soros, I haven't even started messing with monster advancement. Almost every monster can easily be ranked up in size/HD/ability
>>30641
>Devourers are weak
Stronger than a young adult black dragon; they can suck out your spirit essence too, killing your character permanently. They're the creepiest pasta, basically made to punish players for using Ethereal haxx for too long. Besides, the ghost mobile is supposed to be for long-distance, convenient travel.
>>30642
This
Not to mention Templates. Just imagine a Vampiric, Paragon Red Dragon attacking suddenly.
>>30644
I too would like to know this, for Tracy's birds and Tracy.
>Devourers are weak
Stronger than a young adult black dragon; they can suck out your spirit essence too, killing your character permanently. They're the creepiest pasta, basically made to punish players for using Ethereal haxx for too long. Besides, the ghost mobile is supposed to be for long-distance, convenient travel.
>>30642
This
Not to mention Templates. Just imagine a Vampiric, Paragon Red Dragon attacking suddenly.
>>30644
I too would like to know this, for Tracy's birds and Tracy.
>>30647
The Ghost Mobile could be used for ebin, strategic Blitzkrieg haxx, if mastered properly.
>>30647
>they are not a harm to anyone
They're a threat to anyone anywhere. They shift between Ethereal, Astral and Material planes at will, not unlike Nightmares.
>>30652
You said you wanted to fight undead, right?
The Ghost Mobile could be used for ebin, strategic Blitzkrieg haxx, if mastered properly.
>>30647
>they are not a harm to anyone
They're a threat to anyone anywhere. They shift between Ethereal, Astral and Material planes at will, not unlike Nightmares.
>>30652
You said you wanted to fight undead, right?
Alright, so Infernius is freaking the fuck out cuz reasons, and Thez is freaking the fuck out cuz he's freaking the fuck out inside the "Make u all better" box.
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>>30657
I've been reading about Nightmare and Fiend tactics a lot. They make for ebin shock attacks, carrying their allies straight through ramparts and castle walls, I want to fully exploit that, with a chariot of equal match.
I've been reading about Nightmare and Fiend tactics a lot. They make for ebin shock attacks, carrying their allies straight through ramparts and castle walls, I want to fully exploit that, with a chariot of equal match.
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>>30667
>until
I want to acquire forbidden magick to make the characters into immortal demigods and take over the world, then lead an endless cavalry across the planes, growing stronger with every victory, and consuming every world in their path.
We Wild Hunt Nao.
Dream big.
>until
I want to acquire forbidden magick to make the characters into immortal demigods and take over the world, then lead an endless cavalry across the planes, growing stronger with every victory, and consuming every world in their path.
We Wild Hunt Nao.
Dream big.
>>30670
Devourers may carry the spirit essence of their victims for a long time. By destroying the Devourer you free the soul inside.
Devourers may carry the spirit essence of their victims for a long time. By destroying the Devourer you free the soul inside.
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>>30684
You said just this week that you wanted to go hunting red dragons because they're a threat to the world? Devourers are a threat to everyone. At least you can see red dragons when they're about to attack you, and they don't steal your freaking soul.
You said just this week that you wanted to go hunting red dragons because they're a threat to the world? Devourers are a threat to everyone. At least you can see red dragons when they're about to attack you, and they don't steal your freaking soul.
>>30688
Because the character (and player) dynamic is fucked and it makes no sense to proceed on anything that requires cooperation until that is resolved
If I learned anything from hundreds of hours on Civ IV Rhyse and Fall, it's never go on a campaign of conquest while you're on the brink of civil war
Because the character (and player) dynamic is fucked and it makes no sense to proceed on anything that requires cooperation until that is resolved
If I learned anything from hundreds of hours on Civ IV Rhyse and Fall, it's never go on a campaign of conquest while you're on the brink of civil war
>>30687
Ikr. Fuck liches and nightwalkers. Devourers are the creepiest past.
Also, the party needs to learn how to fight undead in extraplanar environments, if they ever want to go to the NEP and come back alive.
Ikr. Fuck liches and nightwalkers. Devourers are the creepiest past.
Also, the party needs to learn how to fight undead in extraplanar environments, if they ever want to go to the NEP and come back alive.
>>30692
What's wrong woith his character?
And why don't you want to (eventually) go fight the shadows in the NEP?
What's wrong woith his character?
And why don't you want to (eventually) go fight the shadows in the NEP?
>>30694
>wanting to save the valuable souls
This, desu.
Characters with Codes of Conduct are often required to do all they can to save innocents from evil, especially the undead who defy the logic of the gods. It'd make sense for Infernius's character to feel spiritually obligated to repose those souls who were trapped in that place worse than death, being a Cleric.
>wanting to save the valuable souls
This, desu.
Characters with Codes of Conduct are often required to do all they can to save innocents from evil, especially the undead who defy the logic of the gods. It'd make sense for Infernius's character to feel spiritually obligated to repose those souls who were trapped in that place worse than death, being a Cleric.
>>30699
Either tell me what Tracy wants and doesn't want (because I don't fucking know), or accept that Trumpaladin is the lover she deserves. And stop passive aggressively insulting me at random points without provocation
> required to do all they can to save innocents from evil
Even if that evil is a nominal waifu
>>30698
I don't understand what you don't understand
\r
Either tell me what Tracy wants and doesn't want (because I don't fucking know), or accept that Trumpaladin is the lover she deserves. And stop passive aggressively insulting me at random points without provocation
> required to do all they can to save innocents from evil
Even if that evil is a nominal waifu
>>30698
I don't understand what you don't understand
\r
I g2g to find a way to get home.. See y'all in a couple hours.
>waiting for email response
>>30715
Next time we have to deal with it, make sure Torc has Reverse Gravity prepared, so he can cast it underneath the beast and make it flail helplessly in the air.
>>30715
Next time we have to deal with it, make sure Torc has Reverse Gravity prepared, so he can cast it underneath the beast and make it flail helplessly in the air.
>>30717
Chariot is useful for a wide variety of things
>game resources
You mean wood/metal? Ben's jewelry shop is already a money haxx.
Chariot is useful for a wide variety of things
>game resources
You mean wood/metal? Ben's jewelry shop is already a money haxx.
>>30721
I don't want a damn chariot until other things are settled
>>30722
I fucking know righ? I hate how Paladins are the strongest melee fighters, yet I'm still very weak comparatively because that ain't worth shit
I don't want a damn chariot until other things are settled
>>30722
I fucking know righ? I hate how Paladins are the strongest melee fighters, yet I'm still very weak comparatively because that ain't worth shit
>>30719
For Torcuil, that's a range of 260'. It allows for a saving throw if solid objects or towers with gravity fields are within grasp.
And yes, its a field effect so directed spell resistance is avoided
For Torcuil, that's a range of 260'. It allows for a saving throw if solid objects or towers with gravity fields are within grasp.
And yes, its a field effect so directed spell resistance is avoided
>>30728
Why the actual fuck are you arguing with me and trying to correct me here? I was agreeing with you about how the classes are imbalanced and trying to be nice, and then you respond with insulting sarcastic bullshit. Fuck you
Why the actual fuck are you arguing with me and trying to correct me here? I was agreeing with you about how the classes are imbalanced and trying to be nice, and then you respond with insulting sarcastic bullshit. Fuck you
>>30727
That's not how it works, we'd still be vulnerable, but I don't give a shit. I'm not continuing this stupid argument about a meta-gaming issue.
Any further post on this argument will be deleted
That's not how it works, we'd still be vulnerable, but I don't give a shit. I'm not continuing this stupid argument about a meta-gaming issue.
Any further post on this argument will be deleted
>>30729
I'm not arguing. Fighter is just the strongest melee. Not good at very much else though.
Paladin's are great in their own way though. Their skills and spells are specialized for the purpose of helping/saving others, and they excel at slaying ebil creatures. Being immune to plague helps when you're trying to save the kingdom too.
I'm not arguing. Fighter is just the strongest melee. Not good at very much else though.
Paladin's are great in their own way though. Their skills and spells are specialized for the purpose of helping/saving others, and they excel at slaying ebil creatures. Being immune to plague helps when you're trying to save the kingdom too.
>>30730
The party's need for a spoopy mystery machine can be addressed on an as needed basis. I agree that there is no need, and all the crafting is building several trebuchets and training cannon teams. At best, spoopy car is a "next time" at best.
The party's need for a spoopy mystery machine can be addressed on an as needed basis. I agree that there is no need, and all the crafting is building several trebuchets and training cannon teams. At best, spoopy car is a "next time" at best.
>>30733
I still feel it's not balanced
>>30734
You called me a kike in your next post
>>30735
Well I meant specifically the argument about fighting the Tarrasque, but that is how I feel about the cart
>>30737
>>30736
I can only put up wit so much bullshit at a time, and I know from Glimmergate that this works while nothing else does
I still feel it's not balanced
>>30734
You called me a kike in your next post
>>30735
Well I meant specifically the argument about fighting the Tarrasque, but that is how I feel about the cart
>>30737
>>30736
I can only put up wit so much bullshit at a time, and I know from Glimmergate that this works while nothing else does
>>30738
>I still feel it's not balanced
Oh, absolutely. The writers of these books must've been partial to mages or something.
Idgaf though. Mudpony pride!
>I still feel it's not balanced
Oh, absolutely. The writers of these books must've been partial to mages or something.
Idgaf though. Mudpony pride!
List of Player characters whose motives make sense to me:
Tay
Sad Alex
Everyone else, your characters confuse me
Tay
Sad Alex
Everyone else, your characters confuse me
>>30760
<whoooof>
Uhhhhm k. you're before the beaming likeness of John Elway.
>GM scrambles to think of something on the spot cuz reasons
<whoooof>
Uhhhhm k. you're before the beaming likeness of John Elway.
>GM scrambles to think of something on the spot cuz reasons
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>still stuck here for a while
>>30746
Well, I like Black knights because they're so much like Paladins, only not bound by a preset creed. The Code of Conduct requires that Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest; fug that white-knight BS. A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause; in Tracy's case, that's for the good of her family. I love knights, but I'm not fond of being bound to a pre-determined creed. For those reasons, I find they make great anti-heroes, and anti-hero is the best character imo.
Also, they're edgy, summon fiends, usually wear badass horned armor, fight any way they want (including tricks, sneak attacks, and poison) and command undead instead of just turning them.
It's my favored class, a knight who fight for his own reasons, and doesn't immediately lose all his cool powers if he changes his mind. Fighter/Blackguard is best combo imo, although not as great as Fallen Pali.
>laptop losing charge
>>30746
Well, I like Black knights because they're so much like Paladins, only not bound by a preset creed. The Code of Conduct requires that Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest; fug that white-knight BS. A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause; in Tracy's case, that's for the good of her family. I love knights, but I'm not fond of being bound to a pre-determined creed. For those reasons, I find they make great anti-heroes, and anti-hero is the best character imo.
Also, they're edgy, summon fiends, usually wear badass horned armor, fight any way they want (including tricks, sneak attacks, and poison) and command undead instead of just turning them.
It's my favored class, a knight who fight for his own reasons, and doesn't immediately lose all his cool powers if he changes his mind. Fighter/Blackguard is best combo imo, although not as great as Fallen Pali.
>laptop losing charge
>>30765
Infernius hears the word of Football, it reverberates from everywhere and even in his own mind.
Infernius hears the word of Football, it reverberates from everywhere and even in his own mind.
>>30764
>Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest... A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause
Um....
>Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest... A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause
Um....
>>30766
GM, considering I came into this shit blind, and still have no idea what I'm doing; how terrible am I doing?
Can Torc go shopping now?
GM, considering I came into this shit blind, and still have no idea what I'm doing; how terrible am I doing?
Can Torc go shopping now?
>>30772
You're fine, Infernius' faggot just introduced a major story-element, causing an otherwise unseen shift in the matrix that I'm still working out the details of.
You're fine, Infernius' faggot just introduced a major story-element, causing an otherwise unseen shift in the matrix that I'm still working out the details of.
>>30776
You find a pair of duplicating chopstics. When you crack them open, you have 2 pairs which can then be cracked open as normal.
You find a pair of duplicating chopstics. When you crack them open, you have 2 pairs which can then be cracked open as normal.
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Rather, one pair is normal and one pair further duplicates. The duplicating one appears identical to the normal one, sometimes resulting in extra pairs of chopsticks.
>>30781
It wasn't, but sure
>>30781
It wasn't, but sure
When Tracy finally gets her birds to sleep, can she go shopping too?
*whispers*
"cosplay."
"cosplay."
>>30784
Assuming we’re still doing this, I’d like to go over cooperating on mounted combat, which I really should have done before the dragon encounter, rather than spring it up on you.
In general, I don’t expect there to be much conflict because we have almost identical approaches to battle. We both first weigh whether it is possible to avoid fighting at all by either diplomacy or just ignoring the problem. We then estimate the chances of failure, and if it’s higher than about 30% we run. Then try to find the way of attacking that is most favorable. You like stealth first attacks and I like taking the initiative to have the first strike, which is similar. If we see that we are taking damage, or it is riskier than we thought, we retreat and find a different way of approaching the battle. In short, our battle strategies could be described by the words “I fear death.” I do want to point out that by now both characters have extremely high hit points, especially Tracy, and combined with healing powers, we could be more aggressive and sustain a few hits. Just do things how you normally would, and my only requests are that you be considerate of the fact that (like Tracy) all of my strong attacks are melee and require close range, and also try to communicate battle strategies before engaging in them especially because Paladin spells, which affect both rider and mount, can make a difference.
I do want to warn you that according to the Nightmare Tactics guide the Ethereal Jaunt is a full round action, meaning she would need to come into the material realm in one round, and then attack in another round, so she can’t stealth attack like that although her rider could attack the same round.
Now here’s where I want you to accommodate my character in mounted combat. When one or more of Trumpaladin’s protectorates – soldiers, citizens of Port Barry, Fae, or certain other NPCs – are under attack or at risk of attack, Trumpaladin will draw fire towards himself and away from them, as a way of protecting them, completely disregarding risk. Especially when he created the danger to them in the first place. This would mean no stealth, retreat, or etherealness during that period of time, lasting until the danger has passed or Trumpaladin is out of action. If you want to look at the motive idealistically, it is a devotion to his duty to protect certain others. If you want to look at it cynically, it is a desire to protect reputation and avoid being seen as a coward.
Please just say that Tracy goes along with this. Cauchemars are creatures of pure hate that do not fear death, so why wouldn’t one attack relentlessly when its rider wants to? Or maybe she recognizes that it’s extremely important to her flashy that he gets himself killed rather than avoiding being seen as a bad leader, so she stays in combat until Trumpaladin is knocked unconscious, then Ethereal Jaunts to someplace else to protect herself and her unborn child. Please remember that Tracy has ~172 HP in Cauchemar form. She has more HP than a young adult Dragon, and nearly as much as an adult dragon. She has more than twice as much HP in that form as Trumpaladin. So let him get killed (or reduced to so low HP he’s satisfied) then approach the battle as you like.
Assuming we’re still doing this, I’d like to go over cooperating on mounted combat, which I really should have done before the dragon encounter, rather than spring it up on you.
In general, I don’t expect there to be much conflict because we have almost identical approaches to battle. We both first weigh whether it is possible to avoid fighting at all by either diplomacy or just ignoring the problem. We then estimate the chances of failure, and if it’s higher than about 30% we run. Then try to find the way of attacking that is most favorable. You like stealth first attacks and I like taking the initiative to have the first strike, which is similar. If we see that we are taking damage, or it is riskier than we thought, we retreat and find a different way of approaching the battle. In short, our battle strategies could be described by the words “I fear death.” I do want to point out that by now both characters have extremely high hit points, especially Tracy, and combined with healing powers, we could be more aggressive and sustain a few hits. Just do things how you normally would, and my only requests are that you be considerate of the fact that (like Tracy) all of my strong attacks are melee and require close range, and also try to communicate battle strategies before engaging in them especially because Paladin spells, which affect both rider and mount, can make a difference.
I do want to warn you that according to the Nightmare Tactics guide the Ethereal Jaunt is a full round action, meaning she would need to come into the material realm in one round, and then attack in another round, so she can’t stealth attack like that although her rider could attack the same round.
Now here’s where I want you to accommodate my character in mounted combat. When one or more of Trumpaladin’s protectorates – soldiers, citizens of Port Barry, Fae, or certain other NPCs – are under attack or at risk of attack, Trumpaladin will draw fire towards himself and away from them, as a way of protecting them, completely disregarding risk. Especially when he created the danger to them in the first place. This would mean no stealth, retreat, or etherealness during that period of time, lasting until the danger has passed or Trumpaladin is out of action. If you want to look at the motive idealistically, it is a devotion to his duty to protect certain others. If you want to look at it cynically, it is a desire to protect reputation and avoid being seen as a coward.
Please just say that Tracy goes along with this. Cauchemars are creatures of pure hate that do not fear death, so why wouldn’t one attack relentlessly when its rider wants to? Or maybe she recognizes that it’s extremely important to her flashy that he gets himself killed rather than avoiding being seen as a bad leader, so she stays in combat until Trumpaladin is knocked unconscious, then Ethereal Jaunts to someplace else to protect herself and her unborn child. Please remember that Tracy has ~172 HP in Cauchemar form. She has more HP than a young adult Dragon, and nearly as much as an adult dragon. She has more than twice as much HP in that form as Trumpaladin. So let him get killed (or reduced to so low HP he’s satisfied) then approach the battle as you like.
>>30786
>Or maybe she recognizes that it’s extremely important to her flashy that he gets himself killed rather than avoiding being seen as a bad leader
She simply would never think that way.
Nonetheless, she'll cooperate in any charge. Just don't charge headfirst into a firehose full of acid before the fight has even begun, and take a strategic strike first.
>Or maybe she recognizes that it’s extremely important to her flashy that he gets himself killed rather than avoiding being seen as a bad leader
She simply would never think that way.
Nonetheless, she'll cooperate in any charge. Just don't charge headfirst into a firehose full of acid before the fight has even begun, and take a strategic strike first.
>>30789
>She simply would never think that way
Why not? How would she think?
If you're referring to the black dragon fight, that fight had already begun.
>strategic strike
The strategy is to hit it with a sword and reduce its HP until it is dead. 20's are critical hits that can severe limbs
>>30790
The link you provided a few days ago
>She simply would never think that way
Why not? How would she think?
If you're referring to the black dragon fight, that fight had already begun.
>strategic strike
The strategy is to hit it with a sword and reduce its HP until it is dead. 20's are critical hits that can severe limbs
>>30790
The link you provided a few days ago
>>30791
>How would she think?
She doesn't value image the same way he does, and ultimately cares more about his wellbeing than his honor; despite that, she'd still obey to her best understanding.
>How would she think?
She doesn't value image the same way he does, and ultimately cares more about his wellbeing than his honor; despite that, she'd still obey to her best understanding.
>>30793
Oh that's not an issue. She doesn't need to value honor. Just "he really cares about this weird thing that I don't care about, but I care that he cares, so I'll let him have this - until his dumbass gets himself knocked out, then I'm taking over"
Oh that's not an issue. She doesn't need to value honor. Just "he really cares about this weird thing that I don't care about, but I care that he cares, so I'll let him have this - until his dumbass gets himself knocked out, then I'm taking over"
>>30794
>"he really cares about this weird thing that I don't care about, but I care that he cares, so I'll let him have this - until his dumbass gets himself knocked out, then I'm taking over"
That's exactly how she thinks.
>"he really cares about this weird thing that I don't care about, but I care that he cares, so I'll let him have this - until his dumbass gets himself knocked out, then I'm taking over"
That's exactly how she thinks.
>>30786
>Ethereal Jaunt is a full round action
The link I showed you was largely in the context of 5e. Etherealness as an SU ability isn't exactly the same as Ethereal Stride.
Idk how long it takes though. Wiki for 3.5e says it functions just like the spell and can be used "at will", but doesn't sau how long it takes. Casting time for the Spell Etherealness is 1 standard action.
>Ethereal Jaunt is a full round action
The link I showed you was largely in the context of 5e. Etherealness as an SU ability isn't exactly the same as Ethereal Stride.
Idk how long it takes though. Wiki for 3.5e says it functions just like the spell and can be used "at will", but doesn't sau how long it takes. Casting time for the Spell Etherealness is 1 standard action.
>>30796
I'd consider it a standard action without the associated feat (quicken SLA - spell-like ability)
I'd consider it a standard action without the associated feat (quicken SLA - spell-like ability)
>>30795
Perfect.
Allow me to explain the Black Dragon encounter. After the dragon had made its attack, Tracepaladin were one round away. This means the Dragon would likely have been able to get out one more attack before it could be attacked. If the dragon were not alerted, that would mean an attack on the soldiers, and probably killing or dragging off at least one more soldier. Whereas if the dragon were alerted by means of a whistle, it would then focus on Tracepaladin as the greater threat (or run), which would mean no more soldiers killed. Tracepaladin could have been attacked in that round, but they have the HP to take the hit. Perhaps sacrificing a sneak blow would have drawn out the battle by one more round, but that doesn't matter, since they could take the hit, and could do the damage anyways.
>>30796
My guess is that means it takes one standard action.
Perfect.
Allow me to explain the Black Dragon encounter. After the dragon had made its attack, Tracepaladin were one round away. This means the Dragon would likely have been able to get out one more attack before it could be attacked. If the dragon were not alerted, that would mean an attack on the soldiers, and probably killing or dragging off at least one more soldier. Whereas if the dragon were alerted by means of a whistle, it would then focus on Tracepaladin as the greater threat (or run), which would mean no more soldiers killed. Tracepaladin could have been attacked in that round, but they have the HP to take the hit. Perhaps sacrificing a sneak blow would have drawn out the battle by one more round, but that doesn't matter, since they could take the hit, and could do the damage anyways.
>>30796
My guess is that means it takes one standard action.
>Goes outside to go to his car
>Wonders why the rain is falling at less than half of its normal speed
>Investigates precipitation, and finds that it consists of quarter inch diameter pieces of what appears to be ice with the consistency of shaved ice
>Finds that the precipitation is now sticking to colder, raised surfaces like parked automobiles
Is this normal for any of you? I have never seen this phenomenon in this city, and I haven't seen it anywhere in three and a half years
>Wonders why the rain is falling at less than half of its normal speed
>Investigates precipitation, and finds that it consists of quarter inch diameter pieces of what appears to be ice with the consistency of shaved ice
>Finds that the precipitation is now sticking to colder, raised surfaces like parked automobiles
Is this normal for any of you? I have never seen this phenomenon in this city, and I haven't seen it anywhere in three and a half years
>>30784
*slowly soothes birds until they nestle down into adorable fluffy boulders*
Does she find anything fun at the market?
*slowly soothes birds until they nestle down into adorable fluffy boulders*
Does she find anything fun at the market?
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The Demon Rain is now coagulating into white masses on surfaces like grass and dirt
I'm definitely not leaving my apartment tonight
I'm definitely not leaving my apartment tonight
>>30806
Thats kinda weird...
Reminds me of that science thing where water goes below freezing, and then freezes when its disturbed
Thats kinda weird...
Reminds me of that science thing where water goes below freezing, and then freezes when its disturbed
>>30804
Since she's willing to leave the birds for extended periods of time... Would a little pony like to accompany her husbando to a Football Game? So I don't have to make him take Slovenia in her place...
Since she's willing to leave the birds for extended periods of time... Would a little pony like to accompany her husbando to a Football Game? So I don't have to make him take Slovenia in her place...
>>30808
They're asleep, so why not?
I want to check the bazaar first.
Also, can I upgrade Tracy's rod of sneezes with a Contagion spell?
They're asleep, so why not?
I want to check the bazaar first.
Also, can I upgrade Tracy's rod of sneezes with a Contagion spell?
>>30813
>my car right now
I... Don't know. I've only ever driven in similar conditions once before and I managed to plant my car on top of a sidewalk
>my car right now
I... Don't know. I've only ever driven in similar conditions once before and I managed to plant my car on top of a sidewalk
>>30823
>He's going to go kill himself
>He expects to see me in an hour
>I must not have time before the Demon Rain closes in
See you
>He's going to go kill himself
>He expects to see me in an hour
>I must not have time before the Demon Rain closes in
See you
*wanders through Bazaar*
Try using the Detect Magick wand to home-in on anything interesting.
Try using the Detect Magick wand to home-in on anything interesting.
>>30827
I was looking for magick items, but yeah, Drow too.
Also, someone talk to Darkie already.
Btw, who does the football team play against, if they're the only football team in the world atm?
I was looking for magick items, but yeah, Drow too.
Also, someone talk to Darkie already.
Btw, who does the football team play against, if they're the only football team in the world atm?
>>30828
I think Trumpaladin should have returned to the Tower after the Spartan delegation was taken off to the Monestary, although I'd believe that he may have taken them on a tour of the city instead. Fae should be able to handle most of it. I could try talking to Darkie
>who does the football team play against, if they're the only football team in the world atm
Shhh! I'd presume a separate Port Barry team
I think Trumpaladin should have returned to the Tower after the Spartan delegation was taken off to the Monestary, although I'd believe that he may have taken them on a tour of the city instead. Fae should be able to handle most of it. I could try talking to Darkie
>who does the football team play against, if they're the only football team in the world atm
Shhh! I'd presume a separate Port Barry team
>>30830
>How do you decide who goes on which team?
>And who are we rooting for?
Yes.
But if you want a more serious answer, think of the way chariot racing was organized in the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire circa 600 AD. They had two major teams in Constantinople, the Green Team and the Purple team (or maybe it was Red, I am not sure) and different people in the city would follow each team, though both were in the same city. People took the Chariot racing damned seriously, like modern Soccer fans starting riots over the shit. The teams were even mobilized into a militia when the city was attacked - they were the only ones to defend Constantinople from the rebellious general Phocus when he attacked the city in 602 AD. They failed and Phocas conquered it, but you get the point
This is why we really need another city to play against
\r
>How do you decide who goes on which team?
>And who are we rooting for?
Yes.
But if you want a more serious answer, think of the way chariot racing was organized in the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire circa 600 AD. They had two major teams in Constantinople, the Green Team and the Purple team (or maybe it was Red, I am not sure) and different people in the city would follow each team, though both were in the same city. People took the Chariot racing damned seriously, like modern Soccer fans starting riots over the shit. The teams were even mobilized into a militia when the city was attacked - they were the only ones to defend Constantinople from the rebellious general Phocus when he attacked the city in 602 AD. They failed and Phocas conquered it, but you get the point
This is why we really need another city to play against
\r
*makes Shatter scroll*
*polishes helm*
>>30824
>Torc's faggot reurns fron placing flowers on a grave
>the gravestone reads "Here lies this mans dignity"
>the grave is empty
>Torc's faggot reurns fron placing flowers on a grave
>the gravestone reads "Here lies this mans dignity"
>the grave is empty
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With Soro's arm, how many sets of Demon Armor could be crafted?
>"Dreams. I got sent a question asking what would Tracy do with her kid or kids if she ever actually had em.
>If it was a girl she would bring her to her Father as soon as shes old enough to breed, and get her pregnant too. She wouldnt stop until all of her foals are carrying Daddys seed, just like her. A nice big breeding family."
>It’s nice to have dreams.
>If it was a girl she would bring her to her Father as soon as shes old enough to breed, and get her pregnant too. She wouldnt stop until all of her foals are carrying Daddys seed, just like her. A nice big breeding family."
>It’s nice to have dreams.
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>>30839
With only a few select scales, could Tracy possibly craft a pair of animated clawed gauntlets to fit over her hooves, instead of the full suit, and leave the rest of the scales for everyone else?
With only a few select scales, could Tracy possibly craft a pair of animated clawed gauntlets to fit over her hooves, instead of the full suit, and leave the rest of the scales for everyone else?
>>30840
Every day we stray further from God's light,
Until eventually our lives are lit by the fires of hell
Every day we stray further from God's light,
Until eventually our lives are lit by the fires of hell
>>30852
Dream big, Anon. Anything is plausible in fantasy.
Besides, I had had that idea a long time ago. I only now worked up the audacity to bring it up.
Dream big, Anon. Anything is plausible in fantasy.
Besides, I had had that idea a long time ago. I only now worked up the audacity to bring it up.
>>30853
They are, which is why an individual agreeing to the idea that they have no authority is the most damaging; if one believes themselves to be powerless then they are so.
They are, which is why an individual agreeing to the idea that they have no authority is the most damaging; if one believes themselves to be powerless then they are so.
>>30856
You'd be better off spending one-third as much time in the Holodeck to obtain the Weapons finesse feat so that you could apply a plus 4 dexterity modifier to that sword you took fromInfernius Darkie, which already is special and has a plus two modifier to it. clawed gauntlets have less power than flaming hooves anyways
You'd be better off spending one-third as much time in the Holodeck to obtain the Weapons finesse feat so that you could apply a plus 4 dexterity modifier to that sword you took from
>>30860
Yeah, but being able to use contagion on my enemies during sneak attacks sounds swank.
Also, Tracy didn't take any of Darkie's weapons. They're in the armory if anyone wants them.
Yeah, but being able to use contagion on my enemies during sneak attacks sounds swank.
Also, Tracy didn't take any of Darkie's weapons. They're in the armory if anyone wants them.
>>30860
That's really not a bad idea. Not to mention, a schiavonna in one hoof and a fine rapier in the other would look pretty dope, especially peppered with Demon-Plate
>>30858
Contested. Human sociological authority includes maneuvering the dominance hierarchies; power is a many-faceted gem, not exclusively merit and expertise.
That's really not a bad idea. Not to mention, a schiavonna in one hoof and a fine rapier in the other would look pretty dope, especially peppered with Demon-Plate
>>30858
Contested. Human sociological authority includes maneuvering the dominance hierarchies; power is a many-faceted gem, not exclusively merit and expertise.
>>30867
But that is the world anon. The conscious reality is an aggregate agreement by all parties operating in a quantum mechanical dynamic. It is the persistent dream brought of "everything" participating across an overlapping and fully connected to "everything" plane.
But that is the world anon. The conscious reality is an aggregate agreement by all parties operating in a quantum mechanical dynamic. It is the persistent dream brought of "everything" participating across an overlapping and fully connected to "everything" plane.
>>30867
Oh, damn it. Stop blowing holes in my logic.
More multiple monarchies and you surrend your power to another king
Oh, damn it. Stop blowing holes in my logic.
More multiple monarchies and you surrend your power to another king
>>30865
I still want those animated claw-hands though. They'd make life so much more convenient for her. After those are finished, she can start practicing with them on the holodeck.
I still want those animated claw-hands though. They'd make life so much more convenient for her. After those are finished, she can start practicing with them on the holodeck.
>>30874
No, but Demon Armor with Bracers of Animation attached to the gauntlets does that. Gnomes are awesome,... if they weren't such assholes.
No, but Demon Armor with Bracers of Animation attached to the gauntlets does that. Gnomes are awesome,... if they weren't such assholes.
>>30880
Yeah, but claw hands, m8. Retractable claws that cast Contagion upon contact. What kind of Assassin wouldn't want those?
Yeah, but claw hands, m8. Retractable claws that cast Contagion upon contact. What kind of Assassin wouldn't want those?
>>30878
>I'm actally this fucking dense
Hi Trump's faggot, the ID change threw me off
Also, to repeat an earlier question:
Does Torc find anything good at the market?
>I'm actally this fucking dense
Hi Trump's faggot, the ID change threw me off
Also, to repeat an earlier question:
Does Torc find anything good at the market?
>>30881
First off, if you're going for assassin, aren't there a whole lot of other things you need first? And You could do more with a rapier and the cane sword
\r
First off, if you're going for assassin, aren't there a whole lot of other things you need first? And You could do more with a rapier and the cane sword
\r
>>30879
Costly, personal (as opposed to professional), obnoxious, tempermental,... the most insufferable that the GM can readily and consistently evoke.
>>30880
Mage hand is ineffective for combat. Tracy has Lyra-esque hand-envy
>>30881
"I do miss claws, they are nice to have," Thez laments.
>>30882
You mean more stuff for you to not ever properly examine or ever use? How're your staffs doing? What are in all the pockets of that robe you casually gave away? What do the chopsticks actually do?
>frustrated GM noises
Costly, personal (as opposed to professional), obnoxious, tempermental,... the most insufferable that the GM can readily and consistently evoke.
>>30880
Mage hand is ineffective for combat. Tracy has Lyra-esque hand-envy
>>30881
"I do miss claws, they are nice to have," Thez laments.
>>30882
You mean more stuff for you to not ever properly examine or ever use? How're your staffs doing? What are in all the pockets of that robe you casually gave away? What do the chopsticks actually do?
>frustrated GM noises
Fucking Bolsheviks
>>30884
THERE IS STUFF IN THE POCKETS!
Trumpaladin giddily checks through pockets in the robe like a child on Christmas morning
>>30884
THERE IS STUFF IN THE POCKETS!
Trumpaladin giddily checks through pockets in the robe like a child on Christmas morning
Also, Torc, do you want the Robe of Scintillating Colors? It's not as useful to Tracy as I thought it'd be, and there's no point in holding onto items she won't use.
>>30882
This.
Tracy has been searching for magic signatures with her Detect Magick wand.
>>30883
With Claw Hands, she could use a Hand Crossbow without shooting herself. Also, on top of her Death Attack, she could also contaminate her victims with horrible diseases. Victims might realize they've been poisoned, but the Incubation time for Slimey Doom is more than a day. Victims could be treated for poison, only to turn to cum from the inside out in their beds, having not realized they'd contracted the deadly disease.
>>30882
This.
Tracy has been searching for magic signatures with her Detect Magick wand.
>>30883
With Claw Hands, she could use a Hand Crossbow without shooting herself. Also, on top of her Death Attack, she could also contaminate her victims with horrible diseases. Victims might realize they've been poisoned, but the Incubation time for Slimey Doom is more than a day. Victims could be treated for poison, only to turn to cum from the inside out in their beds, having not realized they'd contracted the deadly disease.
>>30884
I will acknowledge I am an asshole
Will I change? Probally not because I'm to lazy too.
But I didn't mean that shit, I forgot to say Torc still wants that compass.
I need to learn to specify more.
But I also will inspect my shit if you really want me to
>>30886
The hell does scintillaniing mean?
But I'll take it.
>>30885
Go wild
I will acknowledge I am an asshole
Will I change? Probally not because I'm to lazy too.
But I didn't mean that shit, I forgot to say Torc still wants that compass.
I need to learn to specify more.
But I also will inspect my shit if you really want me to
>>30886
The hell does scintillaniing mean?
But I'll take it.
>>30885
Go wild
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>>30888
>The hell does scintillaniing mean?
pic
>>30890
The robe isn't for stealth, it's for partial concealment. It was ufeful to Korak because he used gunz.
Anyway, I didn't feel like holding onto things she's not going to use. I'll give up on that, and look for items that can help her flank enemies or make sneak attacks.
>The hell does scintillaniing mean?
pic
>>30890
The robe isn't for stealth, it's for partial concealment. It was ufeful to Korak because he used gunz.
Anyway, I didn't feel like holding onto things she's not going to use. I'll give up on that, and look for items that can help her flank enemies or make sneak attacks.
>>30885
That's meta, you'll find out later. You're already wearing a suit and full-plate, you wouldn't put a worn trenchcoat covered in zippers over that.
>>30888
Sorry, I'm picking on you about item respect because you're the least guilty. You do have cool stuff though, and I have back-story for lots of it.
That's meta, you'll find out later. You're already wearing a suit and full-plate, you wouldn't put a worn trenchcoat covered in zippers over that.
>>30888
Sorry, I'm picking on you about item respect because you're the least guilty. You do have cool stuff though, and I have back-story for lots of it.
>>30895
These boots are like the best item I have after Vanderiem though. I think they can even be used mounted (if the mount is on the ground). Also, why you gib to torc for free but I have to pay high? Reeeee
These boots are like the best item I have after Vanderiem though. I think they can even be used mounted (if the mount is on the ground). Also, why you gib to torc for free but I have to pay high? Reeeee
>>30893
Essentially, the robe of shiny colors gives bonuses to dodge and bluff when the partial concealment is engaged. The character can get up to 50% concealment, giving a +2 to armor class, as well as contextual techniques.
Essentially, the robe of shiny colors gives bonuses to dodge and bluff when the partial concealment is engaged. The character can get up to 50% concealment, giving a +2 to armor class, as well as contextual techniques.
>>30894
You wouldn't wear a trench coat over a set of plate arm out over a full suit. I wear a heavy jacket in doors every month of the year except July and August. I need pockets. And waifu just gave away robe...
*sad Paladin noises*
\r
You wouldn't wear a trench coat over a set of plate arm out over a full suit. I wear a heavy jacket in doors every month of the year except July and August. I need pockets. And waifu just gave away robe...
*sad Paladin noises*
\r
>>30894
Yeah, I do wanna know more about the pistols for sure
And I guess Torc's staves and the spooder ring
And also, the fuck is an ear cuff?
>tfw I've asked about stuff before and GM wasn't on
>>30893
>sparkling or shining brightly
I wish I could say I know how to use that effectivly...
>>30898
What color is it?
Torc make be etting some new clothes...
Yeah, I do wanna know more about the pistols for sure
And I guess Torc's staves and the spooder ring
And also, the fuck is an ear cuff?
>tfw I've asked about stuff before and GM wasn't on
>>30893
>sparkling or shining brightly
I wish I could say I know how to use that effectivly...
>>30898
What color is it?
Torc make be etting some new clothes...
>>30901
>infinite pocket
>infinite time needed to check them all
>99% lint
>99% of infinity is still infinity
>infinite pocket
>infinite time needed to check them all
>99% lint
>99% of infinity is still infinity
>>30907
Suit yourself then (pun intended). Tracy has no problem looking like an electrified fruitcake for a few minutes.
Suit yourself then (pun intended). Tracy has no problem looking like an electrified fruitcake for a few minutes.
>>30900
>shiny
When idle, its a non-reflective black, almost like velvet or suede.
>(g)ear cuff
That's worth mentioning, especially with recent events. On the "inside", as in the part that makes contact with flesh, its polished and clear-laquered silver. On the outside, its a series of very fine and alternating-width gears and sprockets. It is as though the surface of the device contains a small but still-oversized for the given space dimensional pocket and has installed a gearbox. Near the bottom, it literally says (and has the whole time: Made in Krenshal blur-blur)
>shiny
When idle, its a non-reflective black, almost like velvet or suede.
>(g)ear cuff
That's worth mentioning, especially with recent events. On the "inside", as in the part that makes contact with flesh, its polished and clear-laquered silver. On the outside, its a series of very fine and alternating-width gears and sprockets. It is as though the surface of the device contains a small but still-oversized for the given space dimensional pocket and has installed a gearbox. Near the bottom, it literally says (and has the whole time: Made in Krenshal blur-blur)
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I need some more rich enemies to steal from, pronto...
>>30910
Nope, taking it. Should go decenty with a kilt.
>dimensional pocket
Nice
>(g)ear cuff
Fuck, have I seriously been getting that wrong?
Nope, taking it. Should go decenty with a kilt.
>dimensional pocket
Nice
>(g)ear cuff
Fuck, have I seriously been getting that wrong?
>>30917
Just let her use it again, if she needs to do a major battle. I've been running her without armor to keep her speed up while mounted, and that robe was actually her best defense, despite never being used.
Just let her use it again, if she needs to do a major battle. I've been running her without armor to keep her speed up while mounted, and that robe was actually her best defense, despite never being used.
>>30919
If she's doing a major battle the odds of her being mounted are reasonably high. If anything, it should be Tracy's general use for her normal Rogue-stealth work, and then transferred to Torc to help him during battles
If she's doing a major battle the odds of her being mounted are reasonably high. If anything, it should be Tracy's general use for her normal Rogue-stealth work, and then transferred to Torc to help him during battles
>>30917
No, its Blinking (as per the ring, but not a ring). It utilizes variant volume and geometry to make infinitely tiny spaces mechanically functional.
>Ice guns
Not much else to say about those, beyond the crazy-custom pics and descriptions of opulence and design. They appear as a top/bottom-barreled pistol, except the top barrel is actually the bullet-forming process condensed into a barrel-shape/size. The bullet rounds ARE ice, and the method of propulsion is unclear.
No, its Blinking (as per the ring, but not a ring). It utilizes variant volume and geometry to make infinitely tiny spaces mechanically functional.
>Ice guns
Not much else to say about those, beyond the crazy-custom pics and descriptions of opulence and design. They appear as a top/bottom-barreled pistol, except the top barrel is actually the bullet-forming process condensed into a barrel-shape/size. The bullet rounds ARE ice, and the method of propulsion is unclear.
>>30922
>Rogue-stealth work
That's not what it's for. It's made to make the user harder to hit her vitals while observed. When stacked with improved Evasion, Improved Uncanny Dodge, on top of her Smoke Concealment, it makes for a fine suit of armor.
For a rogue like Korak, it allowed him to use bluff checks to make sneak attacks with his guns while observed.
>Rogue-stealth work
That's not what it's for. It's made to make the user harder to hit her vitals while observed. When stacked with improved Evasion, Improved Uncanny Dodge, on top of her Smoke Concealment, it makes for a fine suit of armor.
For a rogue like Korak, it allowed him to use bluff checks to make sneak attacks with his guns while observed.
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>>30924
>mfw someone read through the unecessarily detailed scene/strategy you autistically put together and got it entirely
>mfw someone read through the unecessarily detailed scene/strategy you autistically put together and got it entirely
>>30926
I studied the item catalogs pretty autistically..
I fucking love magick items man. It's the best part of being a Rogue: stealing all the cool shit.
I studied the item catalogs pretty autistically..
I fucking love magick items man. It's the best part of being a Rogue: stealing all the cool shit.
>>30928
I have a really awkward question for Trollestia, but I wonder if I should save it until after the Football Game until the next day in game time
I have a really awkward question for Trollestia, but I wonder if I should save it until after the Football Game until the next day in game time
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>>30931
It's past one O'clock, so I'm hittiong the hay.
Whether or not Tracy manages to find anything at the bazaar, she then goes back to the tower, feeds her birds, tucks them in to bed, and then grinds for the Mobility Feat.
goodnight
It's past one O'clock, so I'm hittiong the hay.
Whether or not Tracy manages to find anything at the bazaar, she then goes back to the tower, feeds her birds, tucks them in to bed, and then grinds for the Mobility Feat.
goodnight
>>30942
But the moment he's cheering at the end of the game she kidnaps him and drags him off to who knows where, for some crazy fantasy kink that makes Space Cowboy look like missionary.
Goodnight.
But the moment he's cheering at the end of the game she kidnaps him and drags him off to who knows where, for some crazy fantasy kink that makes Space Cowboy look like missionary.
Goodnight.
>>30944
reeeee
Not if she's fucked in the suite during half time
I'd completely believe she'd have the stamina to do it anyways
reeeee
Not if she's fucked in the suite during half time
I'd completely believe she'd have the stamina to do it anyways
>>30945
He has the Endurance feat: if she can't be matched to death, she can't be fucked to death either.
*unplugs computer*
He has the Endurance feat: if she can't be matched to death, she can't be fucked to death either.
*unplugs computer*
>>30946
>she can't be fucked to death
Challenge accepted
*Attempts to kill horse through excessive number of orgasms*
>she can't be fucked to death
Challenge accepted
*Attempts to kill horse through excessive number of orgasms*
>>30946
She may be nine times bigger than him in full cauchemar form, but in pony form, he's more than twice her size
She may be nine times bigger than him in full cauchemar form, but in pony form, he's more than twice her size
>tfw you are dying and all of your friends go shoping.
So fucking cold outside.
>>30951
Well, as long as he stays in the Entertron he'll be fine. He is bleeding from his eyeballs though.
Well, as long as he stays in the Entertron he'll be fine. He is bleeding from his eyeballs though.
>>30956
I'm still working out how to even figure out what's wrong with him (in character). I've got most of it sorted, I just need a few more details. Don't worry though, we've got a piece of him just in case he's obliterated.
>>30960
The Staff of Transmutation is pretty basic, but Torcuil discovers that the spells coded into the Staff of Power regenerate over time.
I'm still working out how to even figure out what's wrong with him (in character). I've got most of it sorted, I just need a few more details. Don't worry though, we've got a piece of him just in case he's obliterated.
>>30960
The Staff of Transmutation is pretty basic, but Torcuil discovers that the spells coded into the Staff of Power regenerate over time.
My guess is that he's got some kind of parasite/possession/brain-condition that the entertron couldn't purge because it was alive
>>30956
*goes to infirmary and picks up a syringe with a lethal dose of morphine, and a few other ambiguous drugs*
*injects bull* (he won't die from it when he's in the entertron, but it should boost his Concentration, lessen the pain and make him easier to diagnose)
*Casts Eagle's Splendor to make him articulate*
"What's your problem, drama queen? Where does it hurt?"
>>30956
*goes to infirmary and picks up a syringe with a lethal dose of morphine, and a few other ambiguous drugs*
*injects bull* (he won't die from it when he's in the entertron, but it should boost his Concentration, lessen the pain and make him easier to diagnose)
*Casts Eagle's Splendor to make him articulate*
"What's your problem, drama queen? Where does it hurt?"
>>30971
"Have you tried using magic to diagnose it? Commune? Status? Divination? Deathwatch?" (she knows about your spells, because she was trying to make items)
"Have you tried using magic to diagnose it? Commune? Status? Divination? Deathwatch?" (she knows about your spells, because she was trying to make items)
>>30974
"Hmmm.. That's odd.. I thought he was a divegrass fan... Did he say anything else? You've got spells to tell what he wants, right?"
"Hmmm.. That's odd.. I thought he was a divegrass fan... Did he say anything else? You've got spells to tell what he wants, right?"
>>30979
>Tracy's patience runs out as her faggot runs out of MD reacyion images
"I'll show you warm..!"
*leaves and returns with a gallon of gasoline*
*castrates bull*
*covers bull in gasoline and burns him to smithereens*
*throws severed balls back into entertron, to grow a new Infernius*
"Feel better yet?"
>Tracy's patience runs out as her faggot runs out of MD reacyion images
"I'll show you warm..!"
*leaves and returns with a gallon of gasoline*
*castrates bull*
*covers bull in gasoline and burns him to smithereens*
*throws severed balls back into entertron, to grow a new Infernius*
"Feel better yet?"
>>30982
"Haha.. Yeah.. Sorry for losing my patience right there.. Let's call us ~even?" *voice breaks a bit*
"Haha.. Yeah.. Sorry for losing my patience right there.. Let's call us ~even?" *voice breaks a bit*
>>30990
*contemplates stealing horn, but restrains herself*
"Well, that's the best that my medical proffession can offer.. Good luck, Infernius."
*takes bull tongue because reasons*
Is GM still here?
*contemplates stealing horn, but restrains herself*
"Well, that's the best that my medical proffession can offer.. Good luck, Infernius."
*takes bull tongue because reasons*
Is GM still here?
*grinds in holodeck*
*polishes helmet*
*makes Shatter scroll*
*studies gauntlet diagrams*
*pours blood over mace*
*feeds birdies*
*grinds for feats on holodeck*
*makes Shatter scroll*
*studies gauntlet diagrams*
*pours blood over mace*
*feeds birdies*
*grinds for feats on holodeck*
>>31004
It can't be a physical parasite though, because Tracy already immolated his body. Detect Evil may reveal impure beings/spells within the body.
Maybe try, Break Enchantment?
It can't be a physical parasite though, because Tracy already immolated his body. Detect Evil may reveal impure beings/spells within the body.
Maybe try, Break Enchantment?
>>31006
Well... Does the Entertron fail to resurrect all parasitic lifeforms inside of a host when the host's material is entered but the parasite's is not? If this is the case, then when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child, but did not resurrect it. So Tracy's child would be dead and Tracy no longer pregnant.
>>31007
That or cheating on Thez
>>31009
That's sad
>>31010
Trumpaladin approaches Inferius
"hey buddy"
Well... Does the Entertron fail to resurrect all parasitic lifeforms inside of a host when the host's material is entered but the parasite's is not? If this is the case, then when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child, but did not resurrect it. So Tracy's child would be dead and Tracy no longer pregnant.
>>31007
That or cheating on Thez
>>31009
That's sad
>>31010
Trumpaladin approaches Inferius
"hey buddy"
>>31011
>when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child
This has been bothering me for a while, desu.. That time was the only time she ever died.. (I've acyually been extra cautious with her for that reason)
For that matter, would Blasphemy have even killed her, since she's ebil? I actually figured that Thez just one-shotted with a melee attack in the moment, while the utter foulness of "that phrase" had her stunned, although GM never specified that. Either way, she was out cold
>>31016
>'It matters what the faggot who controls this game throws at us'
*dodges virtual wrecking ball*
>when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child
This has been bothering me for a while, desu.. That time was the only time she ever died.. (I've acyually been extra cautious with her for that reason)
For that matter, would Blasphemy have even killed her, since she's ebil? I actually figured that Thez just one-shotted with a melee attack in the moment, while the utter foulness of "that phrase" had her stunned, although GM never specified that. Either way, she was out cold
>>31016
>'It matters what the faggot who controls this game throws at us'
*dodges virtual wrecking ball*
>>31018
"Infernius... I don't think I've ever apologized to you for what I've done. I'm sorry.
I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I'm not the kind of guy to steal someone else's waifu, because I am. But I value our relationship far more than that. I value our friendship more than that. I value you. And I would not intentionally do anything to hurt you."
>>31021
*Pets proximate pony*
"Infernius... I don't think I've ever apologized to you for what I've done. I'm sorry.
I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I'm not the kind of guy to steal someone else's waifu, because I am. But I value our relationship far more than that. I value our friendship more than that. I value you. And I would not intentionally do anything to hurt you."
>>31021
*Pets proximate pony*
>>31007
>with him becoming a jew
If it were that, wouldn't he have lost all his class abilities because of it too?
We don't have anyone who can cast Atonement, so he's fugged if that's the case.
>with him becoming a jew
If it were that, wouldn't he have lost all his class abilities because of it too?
We don't have anyone who can cast Atonement, so he's fugged if that's the case.
*forges second helm*
>>31029
"We should, either in the library or the forge. I kept trying to get Tracy to stop wasting her time on those eggs and just put them in front of a fireplace, but she didn't listen"
"We should, either in the library or the forge. I kept trying to get Tracy to stop wasting her time on those eggs and just put them in front of a fireplace, but she didn't listen"
*makes True Strike Scroll*
Were we going to run the campaign today/tonight? Or should I make other plans?
Were we going to run the campaign today/tonight? Or should I make other plans?
>>31046
Are you trying to make a shatter spike? You know I have something that is vastly better, right?
I am not sure
Are you trying to make a shatter spike? You know I have something that is vastly better, right?
I am not sure
>>31047
Did you ever take the Improved Sunder feat? Without the feat, it only functions as a +1 longsword, the feat is also a requirement for Blackguard.
Did you ever take the Improved Sunder feat? Without the feat, it only functions as a +1 longsword, the feat is also a requirement for Blackguard.
>>31051
GM explicitly stated Suiboto is a hell of a lot better than a shatterspike. In fact, he replied to one of your "Tracy crafts a shatter spike" with "or, you could just use the much better one Trump never uses"
>>31054
Sure
>>31052
Detect Alignment on Infernius, using Vanderiem's power so Trump doesn't expend a spell
GM explicitly stated Suiboto is a hell of a lot better than a shatterspike. In fact, he replied to one of your "Tracy crafts a shatter spike" with "or, you could just use the much better one Trump never uses"
>>31054
Sure
>>31052
Detect Alignment on Infernius, using Vanderiem's power so Trump doesn't expend a spell
>>31055
I know that, but do you have the feat?
>Detect Alignment
Your character wouldn't think of that. Just start with Detect Evil.
I know that, but do you have the feat?
>Detect Alignment
Your character wouldn't think of that. Just start with Detect Evil.
>>31056
My character is saving his detect evil spells for something else...
No, I do not believe I have the feat
My character is saving his detect evil spells for something else...
No, I do not believe I have the feat
>>31054
>thows self off cliff
Can a chracter us a spell of a higher level, but then has to deal with penalties and shit for a while?
Also, what level clerical spels can Infernius use?
>thows self off cliff
Can a chracter us a spell of a higher level, but then has to deal with penalties and shit for a while?
Also, what level clerical spels can Infernius use?
>>31059
You can cast Detect Evil unlimitedly.
Also, you should take the feat. Even if the sword worked without the feat, you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it, meaning you could get your head cut off when you tried to sunder an enemy's weapon.
You can cast Detect Evil unlimitedly.
Also, you should take the feat. Even if the sword worked without the feat, you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it, meaning you could get your head cut off when you tried to sunder an enemy's weapon.
>>31060
Idk. But might just be best to wait until Infernius/GM gets back.
Infernius can cast up to 8th level Clerical spells.
Idk. But might just be best to wait until Infernius/GM gets back.
Infernius can cast up to 8th level Clerical spells.
okay, last question before I lay out my plan.
Is the parasite affecting Infernius's body or consiousness?
Is the parasite affecting Infernius's body or consiousness?
>>31068
We don't know. We do know that he is suffering physical efects, but those could be psychosomatic. We don't know if he has a parasite, and we don't know what it is infecting. Everything that could heal the body doesn't seem to work, so my guess is that if there is a parasite, it is either one that affects consciousness, or it is one that is not affected by healing - the only way that could happen is if Infernius is pregnant
We don't know. We do know that he is suffering physical efects, but those could be psychosomatic. We don't know if he has a parasite, and we don't know what it is infecting. Everything that could heal the body doesn't seem to work, so my guess is that if there is a parasite, it is either one that affects consciousness, or it is one that is not affected by healing - the only way that could happen is if Infernius is pregnant
>>31068
He is suffering severe physical effects sort of similar to deadly influenza, but "remove disease" and the Entertron do nothing, suggesting he is not actually suffering from disease even though he clearly has the symptoms of it
He is suffering severe physical effects sort of similar to deadly influenza, but "remove disease" and the Entertron do nothing, suggesting he is not actually suffering from disease even though he clearly has the symptoms of it
>>30963
K.
Magic Missile
Ray of Enfeeblement
Continual Flame
Levitate
Lightning Bolt
Fireball
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Globe of Invulnerability
It is unknown how many charges the staff has, or how quickly they regenerate. Don't break it.
The Bracers are more ornamental than one's average 'functionally magic' bracers (they WERE made for Thez). They have very clear symbols and icons of contemporary shields, as well as a glass(steel) lens that duplicates the proportions of the shield its self on both pieces.
When in use, the shield is just out of arm's reach, though if it is lowered to the ground, it can be stood on as a stationary 'plate' (or crouched on and used for a sled if you find yourself going down a snow-covered hill).
>freezing
Oh is it freezing? You poor baby,... where I live its below freezing for the next 2-3 months. Xp
>>30966
Damn
>>31000
She hasn't said, she was just making sure you could.
>>31011
When THEZ was casually killing the party? I,... oh you were just incapacitated.
>>31046
I gotta work till 10:30p tonight
>>31060
No higher level spells, except scrolls (and u have to make a spellcraft check).
>>31062
I have to remind you,... the creation of scrolls is a magical item crafting. Meaning, you can't be scribing scrolls at the same time you're working on your singular item,....
>>31071
Oh boy
K.
Magic Missile
Ray of Enfeeblement
Continual Flame
Levitate
Lightning Bolt
Fireball
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Globe of Invulnerability
It is unknown how many charges the staff has, or how quickly they regenerate. Don't break it.
The Bracers are more ornamental than one's average 'functionally magic' bracers (they WERE made for Thez). They have very clear symbols and icons of contemporary shields, as well as a glass(steel) lens that duplicates the proportions of the shield its self on both pieces.
When in use, the shield is just out of arm's reach, though if it is lowered to the ground, it can be stood on as a stationary 'plate' (or crouched on and used for a sled if you find yourself going down a snow-covered hill).
>freezing
Oh is it freezing? You poor baby,... where I live its below freezing for the next 2-3 months. Xp
>>30966
Damn
>>31000
She hasn't said, she was just making sure you could.
>>31011
When THEZ was casually killing the party? I,... oh you were just incapacitated.
>>31046
I gotta work till 10:30p tonight
>>31060
No higher level spells, except scrolls (and u have to make a spellcraft check).
>>31062
I have to remind you,... the creation of scrolls is a magical item crafting. Meaning, you can't be scribing scrolls at the same time you're working on your singular item,....
>>31071
Oh boy
>>31072
Looking at the wiki it's looking like Trollestia probably can't do what I really want her to do...
You do remember when Thez was casually killing the party with the Starlight Glimmer thing right? I was pissing her off by asking some question so she killed Infernius and Tracy and Me. I think this was very shortly after the Kefka battle, but I am not sure
>>31074
This
Looking at the wiki it's looking like Trollestia probably can't do what I really want her to do...
You do remember when Thez was casually killing the party with the Starlight Glimmer thing right? I was pissing her off by asking some question so she killed Infernius and Tracy and Me. I think this was very shortly after the Kefka battle, but I am not sure
>>31074
This
>>31072
>scrolls count as magick items
Okay, forget about that then.
Did Tracy bring back anything interesting from the bazaar?
>scrolls count as magick items
Okay, forget about that then.
Did Tracy bring back anything interesting from the bazaar?
>>31074
Fine, prepare your fucking rule books.
But first I do need to know how that thing is affecting Infernius: mind or body?
Fine, prepare your fucking rule books.
But first I do need to know how that thing is affecting Infernius: mind or body?
>>31086
GM is not going to metagame in the way you want him to. You're going to have to do trial and error just like all of the rest of us
GM is not going to metagame in the way you want him to. You're going to have to do trial and error just like all of the rest of us
>>31088
>Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
Oh Shit!
>babies aren't parasites
In the mammalian life cycle, the earliest stages are spent sucking blood and nutrients from a host with which it remains in prolonged contact, despite being a seperate organism. This meets the biological definition of a parasite
>Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
Oh Shit!
>babies aren't parasites
In the mammalian life cycle, the earliest stages are spent sucking blood and nutrients from a host with which it remains in prolonged contact, despite being a seperate organism. This meets the biological definition of a parasite
>>31088
Okay, it is physical and not mental.
Can Torc use this spell?
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSwitch.htm
Okay, it is physical and not mental.
Can Torc use this spell?
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSwitch.htm
[3d20 = 35]
>>31097
>implying you could outrun Tracy
*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
>>31097
>implying you could outrun Tracy
*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
"LET'S CATCH HIM!"
boop
Trumpaladin is free
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
kek
>>31112
I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
>>31120
THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
>>31128
>The party has a Rope of Entangling
I have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there
>Three rounds
How long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
>The party has a Rope of Entangling
I have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there
>Three rounds
How long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
"You fools will never catch me."
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
>>31136
No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
[2d20 = 31]
*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137
Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139
She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137
Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139
She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
>>31139
CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"
CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"
>>31141
Reeee! You'll fuck up muh stealth.
Have her guard the dais.
*phases through walls towards bull's aura/scent/sound, in stealth*
Reeee! You'll fuck up muh stealth.
Have her guard the dais.
*phases through walls towards bull's aura/scent/sound, in stealth*
[1d20 = 10]
>>31141
Fae flies in, Thez taking position slightly inside the entrance and flexes her auras, full spot check.
>>31141
Fae flies in, Thez taking position slightly inside the entrance and flexes her auras, full spot check.
This guy was bleeding from every orifice when he ran off. Should he leave a trail of blood, or at least the scent of his blood?
*sniffs ground for blood*
>>31147
>heavy breathes
>rogue
pic one
*sniffs ground for blood*
>>31147
>heavy breathes
>rogue
pic one
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>you don't have to particpate in this clusterfuck if GM doesnt acknowlegde your posts
>>31157
>>31155
Trumpaladin and Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is, why there is one in the tower, where there is a dais in the tower, or how he could teleport using the thing he's never heard of before 20 minutes ago
\r
>>31155
Trumpaladin and Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is, why there is one in the tower, where there is a dais in the tower, or how he could teleport using the thing he's never heard of before 20 minutes ago
\r
>>31157
Well, I'm saying that limited character knowledge meant protecting the Greek-named teleporter was impossible for Trumpaladin
Well, I'm saying that limited character knowledge meant protecting the Greek-named teleporter was impossible for Trumpaladin
>>31164
Maybe? My character didn't investigate and I didn't read all of you posts
In any event, pic related
\r
Maybe? My character didn't investigate and I didn't read all of you posts
In any event, pic related
\r
[frustrated nightmare noises]
"I swear, ext time I see that emo bovine, I'm going to grind him into hamburger!"
Tracy then paces about all the abandoned shoips and whatnot, Searching for abandoned items and anything else interesting. She uses her Detect Magick wand to identify any plausible magick items of facilities.
>>31164
I think it was.
"I swear, ext time I see that emo bovine, I'm going to grind him into hamburger!"
Tracy then paces about all the abandoned shoips and whatnot, Searching for abandoned items and anything else interesting. She uses her Detect Magick wand to identify any plausible magick items of facilities.
>>31164
I think it was.
>>31166
*pets horsey to calm her*
Trumpaladin also looks at the shops, which he intends to open to the public in a commercial venture
*pets horsey to calm her*
Trumpaladin also looks at the shops, which he intends to open to the public in a commercial venture
>>31158
>Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is
I did though... I suspected you didn't, so that why I spoke up...
>Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is
I did though... I suspected you didn't, so that why I spoke up...
When will the baker make more bread?
Tracy examines the shops as well, searching for anything of value that may have been left behind.
Also, did she find anything at the flea market? because the question has been driving me insane since yesterday afternoon.
Also, did she find anything at the flea market? because the question has been driving me insane since yesterday afternoon.
I'll bake soon, sheesh
[3d20 = 34]
>>31173
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
>>31173
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Casts detect evil. If it takes three rounds then it takes three rounds
>>31176
Desu, you'll have to wait until Infernius' faggot returns, I'm giving him creative discretion on this. Depending on what he had in mind by teleport, its possible he's not in the tower.
Desu, you'll have to wait until Infernius' faggot returns, I'm giving him creative discretion on this. Depending on what he had in mind by teleport, its possible he's not in the tower.
>>31178
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay then, can Tracy ransack the shops and facilities as she looks for him?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay then, can Tracy ransack the shops and facilities as she looks for him?
>>31181
Its all machines and devices, mostly offering haxx for item creation. That one over there looks like a scroll printing press.
Its all machines and devices, mostly offering haxx for item creation. That one over there looks like a scroll printing press.
*Tracy gets increasingly frustrated*
Fug it, baking
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