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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1099 replies and 150 files omitted.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31091
31093
>>31088
Okay, it is physical and not mental.
Can Torc use this spell?
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSwitch.htm
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31092
31093 31094
>>31088
How many evil signatures?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31093
31095 31096
>>31090
>parasites
Only if you're engaging the most detached and dismissive definition of parasite possible. In the same sense, an apple on an apple tree is a parasite. Xp
>>31092
Just one, tiny but strong.
>>31091
>psionic
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31094
31096
>>31088
>Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
>>31092
*vanishes*
*returns with giant sledge hammer*
"Do you want to try a Smite Ebil attack, Flashy?"
>>31090
Offspring of placental mammals are not considered to be parasites.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31095
31099
>>31093
So, no?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31096
31098 31099
>>31093
An apple on a tree is not a separate organism. It is a growth of the apple tree

>>31094
Kek, we could try that. It should kill the infection

It meets the CDC's definition
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31097
31100 31101 31102 31103
*infernuises body animates and flees the tower*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31098
31102 31104
>>31096
"Remember to completely crush his brain."
Also, Bless Weapon.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31099
31100 31101 31102
>>31095
No
>>31096
e_e
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31100
>>31099
>>31097

Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31101
>>31097
Fuck
>>31099
Well, I'm out of ideas

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31102
31105 31108
>>31097
"Infernius! Come Back! We are trying to help you!"
Trumpaladin yells, while wielding Vanderiem

>>31098
"We just need to smite the evil inside of it, Tracy"

>>31099
I mean it's worth a try
ox5CJ
?
No.31103
31106
[3d20 = 35]
>>31097
>implying you could outrun Tracy
*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31104
>>31098
MOUNTS TRACY
"Track Him down! Grapple Him! Chain Him!"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31105
31107
>>31102
*sleared speech*
"me not control legs!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31106
31108
>>31103
I think he has a head start on us, so we'll need to catch him first
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31107
>>31105
"We're coming to save you!"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31108
>>31102
>try
Yes
>babies = parasites
No
>>31106
Thez <whoooofs> to the outside of the tower, in case he runs that way.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31109
"LET'S CATCH HIM!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31110
boop
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31111
Trumpaladin is free
ox5CJ
?
No.31112
31114 31118
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31113
kek
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31114
>>31112
Damn, that's a good point. Just Grapple him and chain him though. No need to slash sinews
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31115
31117 31119
*extends chain and attempts to entangle bull*
MEYbI
?
No.31116
31119
[1d20 = 17]
*grapples Infernius, jumping off Tracy if necessary*
ox5CJ
?
No.31117
[1d20 = 4]
>>31115
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31118
31120
>>31112
I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31119
31123
>>31115
>>31116
"Yee Haw! Roping a bull from horse back! Now THIS is a rodeo!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31120
31122 31123
>>31118
>lots of places to hide
Tracy casts Detect Good to sense his Clerical Aura.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31121
31123 31160
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31122
31124
>>31120
THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31123
>>31121
>>31119
>>31120
"help over h-"

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31124
>>31122
Follows him at full speed.
Trump's faggot, get ready to respond.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31125
31127 31128
Readies grapple with rope
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31126
31127 31128
Detect evil on Jew brain parasite
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31127
>>31126
This before This >>31125

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31128
31129 31136
>>31125
You remembered! You did remember right? The party has a Rope of Entangling
>>31126
Detecting the parasite takes a full 3 rounds due to the size and nature. Be aware.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31129
>>31128
>The party has a Rope of Entangling
I have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there

>Three rounds
How long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31130
31132 31135 31136
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
ox5CJ
?
No.31131
31132 31136
tfw the ride starts.jpg
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31132
>>31130
>>31131
"TRACY! Follow the sound!"
MEYbI
?
No.31133
31134
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaldin does a Listen check on the Jew voice
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31134
>>31133
Well...
ox5CJ
?
No.31135
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>31130
Listen check.
Moves towards sound
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31136
31139
>>31128
>>31131
>>31130
When did we get a rope of entangling? Was that in one of the sessions I was driving?
iDsuF
?
No.31137
31140
[1d20 = 18]
s t e a l t h
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31138
31173
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31139
31140 31141 31142
>>31136
No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
ox5CJ
?
No.31140
31142
[2d20 = 31]
*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137
Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139
She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31141
31143 31144
>>31139
CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31142
>>31140
>>31139
Trumpaladin is grabbing the rope from Tracy's bag, so I guess he does use it.

Spins rope like lasso, readying a lasso attack on Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31143
31147
>>31141
Reeee! You'll fuck up muh stealth.
Have her guard the dais.
*phases through walls towards bull's aura/scent/sound, in stealth*
S7C0i
?
No.31144
31146 31149
[1d20 = 10]
>>31141
Fae flies in, Thez taking position slightly inside the entrance and flexes her auras, full spot check.

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31145
31147
[subtle impatient nightmare noises]
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31146
31173
>>31144
>waits for Torc to arrive
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31147
31148 31150
>>31145
>>31143
Ain't nothing stealthy about a 2000 pound horse with heavy breathes charging through a strip mall. Ethereal Jaunt would take too many rounds. Just go around in a single round, or Break through the walls, since you weight a literal ton
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31148
31149 31150 31153
This guy was bleeding from every orifice when he ran off. Should he leave a trail of blood, or at least the scent of his blood?
*sniffs ground for blood*
>>31147
>heavy breathes
>rogue
pic one
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31149
31152
>>31148
A cauchemar's smoke comes from snorting

>>31144
>"Good Job Fae, keep it up! Smell for him as well"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31150
31151 31152 31153
>>31147
>>31148
"so long gay bois"
*teleports*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31151
31157 31162
>>31150
You can't teleport!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31152
31154
>>31149
>comes from snorting
>>31150
REEEEEEE
>>31149
This is why I told you to have Fae guard the freaking dais!
MEYbI
?
No.31153
31157
[1d20 = 18]
>>31148
>>31150
"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY TRACY!"

Listen check
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31154
31157 31159
>>31152
That's what the wiki says

What is a dais?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31156
31173
roll-safe-meme-kayode-ewumi_bbc-three.jpg
>you don't have to particpate in this clusterfuck if GM doesnt acknowlegde your posts
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31157
31158 31161 31173
>>31151
He could with the dais.
>>31153
*follows bull wherever he is, if he's still there*
>>31154
Yeah, but she doesn't have to snort every turn.
The dais is the teleporter. That's why I said to send Fae there.
MEYbI
?
No.31158
31160 31168 31173
>>31157
>>31155
Trumpaladin and Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is, why there is one in the tower, where there is a dais in the tower, or how he could teleport using the thing he's never heard of before 20 minutes ago
\r
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31159
31163
>>31154
A dais is a low platform for a lectern, seat of honor, or a throne
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31160
31163 31173
Also, for the 6 gorillionth time, did TYracy manage to find anything interesting at the bazaar or not?
>>31158
see >>31121

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31161
31162
>>31157
Well, I'm saying that limited character knowledge meant protecting the Greek-named teleporter was impossible for Trumpaladin
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31162
>>31151
>>31161
i gotta go again ill be back later.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31163
31164
>>31159
Yeah I saw google. That doesn't explain why it's in the middle section, why it teleports or anything.
>>31160
Eh, I missed it, and Trumpaldin wouldn't know that either
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31164
31165 31166
>>31163
Uh, wasn't the dais what Torc investigated when we first started?
MEYbI
?
No.31165
mission-failed-ybqb7x.jpg
>>31164
Maybe? My character didn't investigate and I didn't read all of you posts

In any event, pic related
\r
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31166
31167
nightmare form 2.jpg
[frustrated nightmare noises]
"I swear, ext time I see that emo bovine, I'm going to grind him into hamburger!"

Tracy then paces about all the abandoned shoips and whatnot, Searching for abandoned items and anything else interesting. She uses her Detect Magick wand to identify any plausible magick items of facilities.
>>31164
I think it was.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31167
>>31166
*pets horsey to calm her*

Trumpaladin also looks at the shops, which he intends to open to the public in a commercial venture
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31168
31171
>>31158
>Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is
I did though... I suspected you didn't, so that why I spoke up...
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31169
When will the baker make more bread?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31170
31171 31175
Tracy examines the shops as well, searching for anything of value that may have been left behind.

Also, did she find anything at the flea market? because the question has been driving me insane since yesterday afternoon.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31171
31172
>>31168
Huh. Perhaps we'll do better and make more efficient use of NPCs next time

>>31170
If GM does not Return, Trumpaladin directs Tracy into a more secluded location
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31172
>>31171
Fucking rabbits
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31173
31175 31176 31186
>>31156
Sorry, my browser keeps freezing.
>>31146
What does this mean?
>>31138
Okay, I missed this one legit
>>31157
>>31158
The dais is at the top, but Thez has that covered. If he teleported, he may still be somewhere in the tower.
>>31160
No.

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31174
I'll bake soon, sheesh
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31175
>>31173
>>31170
"TRACY, TRACK HIM DOWN!"

>"Fae! Track him down!"
ox5CJ
?
No.31176
31178
[3d20 = 34]
>>31173
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31177
Casts detect evil. If it takes three rounds then it takes three rounds
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31178
31179 31180
>>31176
Desu, you'll have to wait until Infernius' faggot returns, I'm giving him creative discretion on this. Depending on what he had in mind by teleport, its possible he's not in the tower.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31179
31182
>>31178
But he can't teleport. He can cast "Astral Gate," but he can't teleport
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31180
31181
>>31178
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay then, can Tracy ransack the shops and facilities as she looks for him?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31181
31183 31184
>>31180
Husbando is on your back, so she'll have to share. But yes, ransack shops
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31182
>>31179
Infernius couldn't, that's true
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31183
31185
>>31181
Did you ever make a bag? Where have you been carrying your stuff.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31184
31185
>>31181
Its all machines and devices, mostly offering haxx for item creation. That one over there looks like a scroll printing press.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31185
31187 31188
>>31183
Robe of a Billion Pockets

>>31184
Eh

Wait. Can I staff these with resurrected pirates, then trade magical items to Sparintenar?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31186
>>31173
Its fine, just have trollestia get Torc tere plz
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31187
How long does True Strike last
>>31185
They're normal-sized pockets though, aren't they?
>>31185
>trade magical items
You need spellcasters to make those.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31188
>>31185
Yeah, IDK about pirates, but they can be staffed, sure.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31189
*Tracy gets increasingly frustrated*
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31190
Fug it, baking
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31195
1a.png
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/31191.html