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>>31088How many evil signatures?
>>31090>parasitesOnly if you're engaging the most detached and dismissive definition of parasite possible. In the same sense, an apple on an apple tree is a parasite. Xp
>>31092Just one, tiny but strong.
>>31091>psionic >>31088>Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head>>31092*vanishes*
*returns with giant sledge hammer*
"Do you want to try a Smite Ebil attack, Flashy?"
>>31090Offspring of placental mammals are not considered to be parasites.
>>31093An apple on a tree is not a separate organism. It is a growth of the apple tree
>>31094Kek, we could try that. It should kill the infection
It meets the CDC's definition
*infernuises body animates and flees the tower*
>>31097"Infernius! Come Back! We are trying to help you!"
Trumpaladin yells, while wielding Vanderiem
>>31098"We just need to smite the evil inside of it, Tracy"
>>31099I mean it's worth a try
[3d20 = 35]>>31097>implying you could outrun Tracy*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
>>31098MOUNTS TRACY
"Track Him down! Grapple Him! Chain Him!"
>>31103I think he has a head start on us, so we'll need to catch him first
>>31105"We're coming to save you!"
>>31102>tryYes
>babies = parasitesNo
>>31106Thez <whoooofs> to the outside of the tower, in case he runs that way.
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
>>31112Damn, that's a good point. Just Grapple him and chain him though. No need to slash sinews
*extends chain and attempts to entangle bull*
[1d20 = 17]
*grapples Infernius, jumping off Tracy if necessary*
>>31112I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
>>31115>>31116"Yee Haw! Roping a bull from horse back! Now THIS is a rodeo!"
>>31118>lots of places to hideTracy casts Detect Good to sense his Clerical Aura.
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
>>31120THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
>>31122Follows him at full speed.
Trump's faggot, get ready to respond.
Readies grapple with rope
Detect evil on Jew brain parasite
>>31125You remembered! You did remember right? The party has a Rope of Entangling
>>31126Detecting the parasite takes a full 3 rounds due to the size and nature. Be aware.
>>31128>The party has a Rope of EntanglingI have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there
>Three roundsHow long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
>>31130>>31131"TRACY! Follow the sound!"
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaldin does a Listen check on the Jew voice
>>31128>>31131>>31130When did we get a rope of entangling? Was that in one of the sessions I was driving?
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
>>31136No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
[2d20 = 31]*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
>>31139CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"
>>31140>>31139Trumpaladin is grabbing the rope from Tracy's bag, so I guess he does use it.
Spins rope like lasso, readying a lasso attack on Infernius
>>31141Reeee! You'll fuck up muh stealth.
Have her guard the dais.
*phases through walls towards bull's aura/scent/sound, in stealth*
[1d20 = 10]>>31141Fae flies in, Thez taking position slightly inside the entrance and flexes her auras, full spot check.
[subtle impatient nightmare noises]
>>31145>>31143Ain't nothing stealthy about a 2000 pound horse with heavy breathes charging through a strip mall. Ethereal Jaunt would take too many rounds. Just go around in a single round, or Break through the walls, since you weight a literal ton
This guy was bleeding from every orifice when he ran off. Should he leave a trail of blood, or at least the scent of his blood?
*sniffs ground for blood*
>>31147>heavy breathes>roguepic one
>>31148A cauchemar's smoke comes from snorting
>>31144>"Good Job Fae, keep it up! Smell for him as well" >>31149>comes from snorting>>31150REEEEEEE
>>31149This is why I told you to have Fae guard the freaking dais!
[1d20 = 18]>>31148>>31150"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY TRACY!"
Listen check
>>31152That's what the wiki says
What is a dais?
>you don't have to particpate in this clusterfuck if GM doesnt acknowlegde your posts
>>31151He could with the dais.
>>31153*follows bull wherever he is, if he's still there*
>>31154Yeah, but she doesn't have to snort every turn.
The dais is the teleporter. That's why I said to send Fae there.
>>31157>>31155Trumpaladin and Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is, why there is one in the tower, where there is a dais in the tower, or how he could teleport using the thing he's never heard of before 20 minutes ago
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>>31154A dais is a low platform for a lectern, seat of honor, or a throne
Also, for the 6 gorillionth time, did TYracy manage to find anything interesting at the bazaar or not?
>>31158see
>>31121>>31157Well, I'm saying that limited character knowledge meant protecting the Greek-named teleporter was impossible for Trumpaladin
>>31151>>31161i gotta go again ill be back later.
>>31159Yeah I saw google. That doesn't explain why it's in the middle section, why it teleports or anything.
>>31160Eh, I missed it, and Trumpaldin wouldn't know that either
>>31163Uh, wasn't the dais what Torc investigated when we first started?
>>31164Maybe? My character didn't investigate and I didn't read all of you posts
In any event, pic related
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[frustrated nightmare noises]
"I swear, ext time I see that emo bovine, I'm going to grind him into hamburger!"
Tracy then paces about all the abandoned shoips and whatnot, Searching for abandoned items and anything else interesting. She uses her Detect Magick wand to identify any plausible magick items of facilities.
>>31164I think it was.
>>31166*pets horsey to calm her*
Trumpaladin also looks at the shops, which he intends to open to the public in a commercial venture
>>31158>Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias isI did though... I suspected you didn't, so that why I spoke up...
When will the baker make more bread?
Tracy examines the shops as well, searching for anything of value that may have been left behind.
Also, did she find anything at the flea market? because the question has been driving me insane since yesterday afternoon.
>>31168Huh. Perhaps we'll do better and make more efficient use of NPCs next time
>>31170If GM does not Return, Trumpaladin directs Tracy into a more secluded location
>>31156Sorry, my browser keeps freezing.
>>31146What does this mean?
>>31138Okay, I missed this one legit
>>31157>>31158The dais is at the top, but Thez has that covered. If he teleported, he may still be somewhere in the tower.
>>31160No.
[3d20 = 34]>>31173>he may still be somewhere in the towerCasts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Casts detect evil. If it takes three rounds then it takes three rounds
>>31176Desu, you'll have to wait until Infernius' faggot returns, I'm giving him creative discretion on this. Depending on what he had in mind by teleport, its possible he's
not in the tower.
>>31178But he can't teleport. He can cast "Astral Gate," but he can't teleport
>>31178REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOkay then, can Tracy ransack the shops and facilities as she looks for him?
>>31180Husbando is on your back, so she'll have to share. But yes, ransack shops
>>31179Infernius couldn't, that's true
>>31181Did you ever make a bag? Where have you been carrying your stuff.
>>31181Its all machines and devices, mostly offering haxx for item creation. That one over there looks like a scroll printing press.
>>31183Robe of a Billion Pockets
>>31184Eh
Wait. Can I staff these with resurrected pirates, then trade magical items to Sparintenar?
>>31173Its fine, just have trollestia get Torc tere plz
How long does True Strike last
>>31185They're normal-sized pockets though, aren't they?
>>31185>trade magical itemsYou need spellcasters to make those.
>>31185Yeah, IDK about pirates, but they can be staffed, sure.
*Tracy gets increasingly frustrated*