Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
>>28857>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to
investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
[Burst out into tears]
Mostly, because I
want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
Does he seriously have a tattoo?
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
You really mean that? [Sniffs]
no its not that obvious..... yet
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
>>28878>white knighting this hard
I might take you up on your offer then.
He only white-knights when he wants to.
Did you see yourself with the dragon?>>28880
The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
Which one is the retarded one?
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT>>28883
"Yes, we can do that"
They got better,....>>28888
Can't argue with those digits
"Uh... I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but..."
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
Danger is hot, take it out.
"I'm engaged though"
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
[1d20+10 = 23]>>28902
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
"Sure, gimme a moment.">>28895
Kiynen the dragon?>Blackguard stuffs
Uhm, grey area >>28903
Oral is,... okay?
[Turns around to face trump]
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
[1d20+10 = 29]>>28907
Anal is fine too.
"I'm not sure... Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"
Can Tracy go see her?
Also, how many bodies are there, ballpark?
[1d20+10 = 19]>>28909
Well what if we dont tell her?
[1d20+10 = 21]>>28912
I wont tell her if you dont.
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
>>28912>link>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
>>28915>linkTracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
>>28916>'What do you mean 'what should I do?' What's happening?'
>>28917>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
thats not it at all if you want to do vaginal we can :) [gropes]
>>28918>'Nothing to worry about, carry on>*cuts out, because you're more than a mile away by now*
"Uh... I'm not saying I don't want it...">>28920
We should be circling the city, but if she hangs up the phone...
*she can feel that he wants it*
just let me do all the work. ;p you'll feel good desu.
Her being Kiynan?>bodies
That sure looks like tacid approval
GM says w/ a bit of blood drooling from his nose>>28919
She's so casually sexy, is there any permanence to her interests? Does it matter?>>28921
Oh get on with it!
[Undoes cod piece]
>>28926>Her being Kiynan?
How big is it? [Out of character.]
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions.">>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request.">>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
Oh hey there little guy your about to be really happy.
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
".... Are you going to eat all of those?"
[Strokes little trump.]
Thez is doubly suspicious now
You're bigger than torc.
"You gonna ride me?"
"Over time, yes I was. I thought they were unwanted."
>>28939>inb4 ebin is lurking
I feel really bad for Fae right now
Thez is triply suspicious now.
"Alright, which one are you? Zald? Taze? Bost? Someone else?"
They're not accustomed to flying long distances either...
Im Just a simple meme farmer. Im not trolling.
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
Im play taylor swifts love life.
*Is Still being ridden, though I bet Fae is about ready to dump us now*
[1d20 = 3]>>28951
Why so quite?
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
"Uh... I still don't know if Tracy approves. Also I think she might be doing sketchy shit"
Shhhh! Not now GM-Thez
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
"Fine, for now, but I won't abide your stone-walling for long, and the night is young." e_e
I can stop if it makes you guys uncomfortable.
Only stop for Trumpaladin (because I gotta do math when that happens).
>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
I've sent out two >"Tracy!" messages
so about that Drow.
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
>*wishes he could go back to cropping screenshots*
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.>"Spit it out"
Tracy! calls confirmed,... though,.... Not white-knighting but,....>>28927>>28951>>28976
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
>>28977>>28980>"Spit it out and don't do that again, I'll knock the bitch off and she won't be near me again"
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
Wat? Wat's going on?I'm sorry. I've been preoccupied with making content...
Tracy is eating human remains
How does he know what she's doing? He can't actually read her mind.
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
She was hungry for hands. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Either she can spit it out and not put any in her mouth again, and Tay and Trumpaladin "fail a ride check," or she can eat it, and potentially have a third female in the group pregnant. The choice is yours, but it is your choice
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
woah what? its over?
id rather the game not end.
I'm waiting on an answer to >>28992
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
Me too, but its pretty obvious at this point that there are differences that are not reconcilable, and that the players behind them can't let bygones be bygones.>>29001
Nah, ur in the clear this time.
Read back, reach your own conclusions, its not like this is going anywhere at the moment
I just want a no-eating people no-fucking people quid pro quo
i've be reading the whole time. its either tracy and trump or taylor.
I had the rumblies>TRACY
That only hands could satisfy>>29002
???? What differences damnit!
The game isn't dying on my watchPlz no, I don't wanna quit
>>29007i know i've got attached to infernuis.
>>29008I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.
>>29009you're a good man torcs faggot.
>>29010You too infernius' faggot
GM answer damnit, whats the problem?
>>29009>>29010ill help in whatever ways possible that doesn't include fugging taylor.
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while
playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
"Faggots playing their characters with flaws and quirks, and then expect everyone to accept that. But other characters having quirks and flaws? Nope go change to be how I envision you" kinda thing?>>29019
Can we just admit TrumpXTracy is what your talking about?
Reeeeee! Every problem can be resolved through deal making!>>29020I know the feel. My phone's touch screen barely works, wi-fi won't work, and the hotspot for my laptop barely sets up
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
Damn it, it is what i thought it was
i have problems articulating myself as well.
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile>>28992>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.>>29005>communist>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
>>29029>>29030Hmmm, I wonder who GM was talking about in post>>29027
why does it bother you if tracy eats corpses? the baby?
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!>I can't even
Because eating humans is fucking haram. Like the most haram thing
Trump dies of a heart attack. Thez eats his face.
tracy ISN'T the same species so its okay.
JEJ this is when you know you pissed the gm off alot.
>>29033I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
>>29030>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.>>29030>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
I think I know where you are going with that....
Tracy falls asleep sudenly and has a dream of trump taking the baby
Please give one quid pro quo
I've given you two
already, for the most part.
You can have:>no murder>no >rape>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
fuck, ill give you one. if it means getting the game on the road.
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Just no eating human today for no sex with Taylor today.
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.
its like an junji ito manga.
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
Fucking hell, we don't want that
i dont want you to quit i just want to play.
Damn it trump no body wants you to quit.
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
>>29059>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
Are you asking for permission? Go for it, I really don't give a fuck right now.
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,....
I'm really sorry, guys.. but wtf?! I get it if he orders my character around while they're together; they're married, that makes sense. But he can't just tell me what to do through meta-gaming. I'm playing an ebil character: I could be killing peasant children en mass and >raping their bodies in front of their helpless parents; I could burn the forest and kill the last pixie in the world; I could poison my enemies wells and strategically infect their people with Slimey Doom; but no, I settle for corpse-eating instead. I give him a really hard time sometimes, but I still jump through hoops to maintain a proper, in-character relationship too, even when I don't want to. There have been a lot of things I've wanted to do, but haven't for the sake of alignment issues, but he still goes around policing everything I do, while only barely maintaining his Code Of Conduct. I'd be fine, so long as I could actually play her in character when they weren't together.. Why does he always feel he needs to be in control of everything? Wtf...?!
...I'm still pissed about my phone.
Can you rabbit for a moment?
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot>True things will be spoken>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out alreadyI WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
she could have fighting the dragon.
No, that's not a plausible interpretation
In the meantime I'm tired as fuck. 10 minutes for counter arguments and closing statements and then I'm out
Because the exchange was about bodies and she knew he wouldn't be offended if she tried to fight the dragon, so she would not have "hung up">>29076
Just so much typing, so much to say. I'd rather not
i'm glad you came back.
Secrets is never a solution
secrets are tactically sound.
Are you just trying to be contrarian to me?
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
So,... Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
meh the original was better.
Just she can't cross the line to where she isn't desirable anymore...
Interesting visuals though.
late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background...
What happened and what did I miss?
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
I'll just say I've lost, my heart is broken, and I will retreat
I'll see how long I am gone
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
Your participation has taught me a great deal about myself. When the Game began (on Mlpol) I approached it from a strictly D&D standpoint, where the GM is law and the players have minimal position to assuage the GM based on context and established rules. Trump has exceeded every expectation or preconception of what a player is capable. I've given him writ large simply because he as a character never ceases to amaze me (sometimes angrily) with his ingenuity and creativity. I've never - NEVER - seen a character world-build to the degree he has, with apparent (if it was difficult, it was done with fluidity and finesse) ease.
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
If you need time, please take it. If you need support I'll offer it (I'm far more tenacious than is readily known ^_~). I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome, and I'll literally and figuratively bend over backward (on video if needs be Xp) to those ends.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,... premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
As I said to Tracy/faggot a short while ago, in crafting the Game as it appears, I broke a number of "Don't" rules, some deliberately and some unknowingly. I have been far more permissive in some aspects, and not permissive enough in others, with the intention of developing a game that intentionally pushed the envelope of /tg/. I've made many mistakes in that effort, and I will make plenty more. Having said, I am proud - literally so - of the experiences I have shared and participated in over the last couple months. Yes, its been a couple months now. If it ends, or goes on hiatus indefinitely, or whatever the case, I will never forget what has happened. I'll probably never meet any of you face to face and that's okay I guess, but no one is replaceable, or expendable. I can't even begin to express how significant you have become, even if separated by Mlpol. No, not separated, but joined by Mlpol.
I can't even begin (I could, but its a blogpost I'll spare you of) to describe what has happend to and with me because of you and everyone else. So, take all the time you need. Take a week, a month, a year, and I'll still be here waiting to hear from you. Its too late for me to do anything else.
Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.
When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
i always say conflict brings us closer together.
Just... My waifu just have some minimal degree of purity. Anything other than Anthrophagy, please
Tracy,... pure,... thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
it doesn't bother infernuis.
And abortion doesn't bother me. But here we are
i know your not i was stating it though.
Why? Are you just trying to undermine me?
bro im not hostile to you. i consider you a friend.
So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.>>29078>>29063>>29057
i see you neglect these.
If it was cooked right,... sorry but well done is haram in my book>>29116
Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.
[1d100 = 98]
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
>>29123>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT
a PvP game, and NOBODY
been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants
you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
>>29125>>29124>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank youit's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable
Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
>>29129>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some
Who is at the tower atm?
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
>>29133>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
>>29137>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
>>29139>Wand of False Life,>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
This could get interesting...
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
>>29140>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Kek, he's doing something with her I know that>>29139
"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
>>29145>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediately
Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food">>29146
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
>>29151>I gotta go get me some>mfw
"Aww,... I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
".... You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something
useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
"Uh... I think >>29159
answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"
>>29160>slavery fine>corpse-eating not okay at all
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
Didn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
"You want to help... uh, okay then">>29162
Give them the right task master
I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
"Uh... you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
>>29165I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.>>29167Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?
*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
Also, I kind of want to go incognito for a bit while exploring the city.
>>29172>>29174I need to finish dialogue with Baz, yes
Slink off after we're through the city gate or just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
"I'll try to establish diplomacy. Do your thing, just don't let them catch you doing anything that will get them pissed off at the party">>29177
Trumpaladin approaches the main gate more closely, looking to see if anyone talks to him as he does so
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
Its scalable, if thats your question>>29181
No one approaches, but there appears to be an information booth just inside the gate. A surly looking gnome with fish-bowl glasses is scribbling notes on a piece of parchment.>>29179
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Did you give your mask of disguise back to Thez?
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
I thought she did.
Tracy can easily make her own now anyway.>>29187
Tracy approaches carefully in stealth.
"What were you busy developing?"
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
>>29193>Mained my cat and exploded
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
>>29195>Short inhabitants>Xenophobic and Isolationist>Talk very fast>Extremely industrious>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
>>29199THESE you can stab and eat. Just don't get caught
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
Tracy has great experience in dealing with autists. Perhaps she can make friends with them.>>29203
That'd take several really great diplomacy checks, but that's a plausible idea. You'll need a way to Transport everything though.
Gotta build those, but it's an option>Railways
Perhaps you can look for a steam engine.
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
What did he mean by this?
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
>>29211>But just fix the relationship damn it
Believe me, I want to, it's just so very difficult
This is why I said I don't want Torc in a relationship.
I don't feel like RPing it
im awake, gibe basic gestalt plz.
>>29214>Drama stopped for now>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
what did you find there?
Haven't gotten in yet.
Wtf did all of those Elf women go anyway?
>>29217>mfw i just realized last night why you call yourself mrs.sentry
It took you that long to figure it out? Kek.
I g2g for a few minutes. Will be back.
who told lennos about the dragon?>>29220
last night is the only time i thought about it.>>29210
i felt the same way, reading our early adventures helps me remember why i love this game.
I always thought Trollestia was keeping them in the stables>>29219
Um... Me. He asked
infernuis used to be so innocent.
>>29225..Tracy used to be more carefree...
ok i was just wondering.
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
>>29226we have to go back.
i felt that way after the rape but ive moved on from that.
how about we take a trip back to where the tower used to be?
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
the tower moved over port barry.
Could've sworn I implied it somewhere..
Oh well.*humps legs*
also why the hell did we name it port barry, when the actual barry is a douche?
If we did then that is convenient>>29236
Stabby pony waifu must stay free from prion contamination >>29220
I really wanted to hear you answer that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Was that really fucking 2 months ago...
If it isn't just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer I don't get it either
You mean the asshole Thez killed?
>>29239>just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer
That's the whole thing.
>>29238>that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Great, wheres that insulin>>29225
Tracy still has his clothes and skeleton.
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
Yeah. She dragged-away every coworker GM killed.
>tfw i never fount any ziggers
thats pretty cute desu>Tracy Sentry
Idk. For that matter, you haven't actually given Trumpaladin a real name yet (didn't he just work for another guy named Trump in his universe?).>>29251
I kept meaning to remind you about that, but I was always too busy doing math...
i thought he was an imperial guard?
>>29253>Trump has the least backstory
Idk, I should start taking notes...
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
actually tracy has the least.
>>29255It's because he's just been self-inserting the whole time.
>>29256>Prions only effect humans though.
She's a horse/monster: it's not cannibalism if she's eating other species.
I had like two pages written and a whole backstory planned out for him. I stopped though after I got salty>>29258
Oh fuck off>>29259
BSE is cows>>29260
you should continue id like to know more about trump.
open a txt its not that hard.
Tracy's background is the same as her memes.
I implied that she was following bounties looking for her husband shortly before she died.>>29261>child
It isn't (entirely) hoo-man either. Also, that's not how prions work.
On that note
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
Nah, cause Tracy's faggot already had it written out for him.>>29258
Kek>>29261>oh fuck off
Its a joke, not Tracy's feminine benis...
Dont take it so hard>>29262
Computer isn't quite working still
theres a memo app on most tablets.
Idk how it's going to work out, desu...
Goddamn I feel shitty and sad for how everything has turned out
there has to be a way for things to turn around.
Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
>>29270>how everything has turned out
Cumulative, or just recently?>>29271
yea thatd work even better.
>>29273>Cumulative, or just recently
I just remember everything
>>29272>mfw I threw away the chart booklet with all of the notes in it
I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff>>29277
Y T H O
Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
A whole list of things... I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..>>29283
Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
someone should meme a picture of the party.
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
>>29290>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
>>29294>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed>>29295
Hmmm... Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
>>29296>>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed
>>29296>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
That would be intresting>>29284
Never will change>>29294>>29296>>29297
Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job...
Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
id have to ask thez.
>>29305>Gnomes invent internet>(((Rats))) create LANCED.com>Silver Dragons dwindle to extinction
It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
>>29306>remove fucking rats
>>29307>I'll take the hit for you
what did he mean by this?
Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
He hasn't been booped-back yet. Thez still owes him one.
wait he booped thez?!?
That would actually suck>>29302
He took Trollestia?
No, he's going after Kiynen
No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.>>29312
A while ago.
Well then pic related
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
i dont know anymore.
Fuck your wife>>29321
Fuck your husband, then do that shit
Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
This. More sex to help with issues
Basically>Why I am not a relationship consuler: A memoir
[1d20 = 12]>>29323
"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
[1d20 = 8]>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
>>29331>upward fly speed of 45 ft
She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
She can still fly.
*continues flying higher*
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
*climbs on back*>>29342
You're miles away. Shoo
I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama>>29343
I will not "shoo"
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
I need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
Necklace of Adaption>tail
It's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
They're not going that
They share connections to the same items.
Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?">>29351
Grab her by the pussy>>29355
Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
You should've let go
Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
>>2362 →you're tied up, but whatever
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
[1d20 = 7]>>29364
He's not completely tied
[1d20 = 12]>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
[1d20 = 19]>>29369
He's still in chains, just upright
Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear>>29370
Grabs Horse Pussy again
"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
>a long time worth of flying later
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*wraps around torso several times*
*Wraps chain around self several times*
You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in >>29371
Kek, youre taking my advice and its working>>29372
"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while.">>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
"...Careful now... Flashy.."
I'm taking this attack of opportunity
*Holds chains tight*
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
>>29378Was it before or after the marrige?
"i feel sick even thinking about it."
Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand>>29382
"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
Grabs dat Ass
*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
*shudders feverishly*>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country>locals think it's a miracle>Starts a new religion
"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
>>29399>Implying you could out-violent her
[whinnying monster noises]
"does my life even matter?"
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her.">>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
*bizarre space-rodeo continues*>>29406
*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"
*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*
>>29407>>29409>This is the real purpose of the "endurance" feat
"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks>>29410
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.>>29415
The Tracy 9 has taken off
"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
>>29420>5e: illumination 10 ft radius
*shines brightly, like the sun*
"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
"ill be here."
"barman gibe absinthe."
>>29422Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
>>29427Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29431Because they are the biggest threat
SMITES EVIL again!
>>29432It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
>>29431>>29432Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete them
SMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love youso
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*bends neck back and kisses*
*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
Link>"you're so cute"
>>29448>[unintelligible pony musings]
[happy horsey noises]
*returns to earth*
*Tries removing chain*
*chain tightens, gently*
Yeah.. like that...
>>29456I didn't realize they hadn't landed>>29457
*tries removing chain again*
*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
>>29463>to bed a good waifu>bed
"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
>>29464>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
[happy pony noises]I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29466Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't
eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor>Anime
Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
have i started hallucinating yet?>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
Any interest in "Fey Lake"?
I've never tried absinthe, I can't answer that>>29473
So make more. The dark red dot was where the thanksgiving Roc fell
How would you even do that though? Prance through the rivers alongside the water? Use a male human as bait?>>29478
Alrighty then. Looks like Slovenia might be making a river barge
Idk. I'm just hungry for shape-shifting vegetable.
Have her finish the Ghostmobile first.
Barge is usable in commerce though
For what? I don't like it
so we can ride through city walls, and so we can genocide ghosts.
It doesn't have
to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
Doesn't feel right>>29488
You're half speed on the ethereal plane
What don't you like about ghost-chariots?
No ghost theme. Unnecessary
oh its definitely necessary.
Because that's how the Ethereal plane works>>29493
Just stop it for now
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
>>29498I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
I'll share my cauchemar with you all later. But right now, she's mine
[1d20 = 12]>>29493
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
"Where are the arms, the belt, and the other tools?"
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
*infernuis is hammered by now*
"torc has them me think."
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
In pony form I'd assume that means equines
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
Not all evil things are Jewish!
I like how you think.
But George Soros is both Evil, and a Jew, and was Tracy's father prior to the mounting. Now, Elway can be her father>>29515
Stop trying to take my horsey. Shoo
Like a vampire. Drank Jew Blood to gain Jew powers, and so was like a Vampire's offspring
I'd explain, but I'm honestly too tired to type it all out tonight...
I still do want to catch those Fey though..
Like what do Nightmares and Tracy Cage have in common exactly? That they are both equines that are mean?>>29524
Sure, but you'd need to find them. (Fey Lake sounds promising)
I'm going to bed for real this time.
Good night everybody.
They've all been through a fair bit of hell?
Cute, but still stretching the metaphor
They both like screwing (with) the paladin?
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Meant to italicise that..
I don't think that describes the Tracy Cage OC well either
Cuz deleting my post is going to be without consequente
When was the /sp/ GETs? Was it april or may? We might consider celebrating that once in a while.
You will have to remove the taint of the jew, first.
Stop trying to be haxxor through eating shit>>29540
The day it started was July 16
That's something to think about..
I will not stop.
I will have her eat all of the monsters.
You ain't gettin' haxxor powers from them
When you use the Alter Self ability, do poisons count as physical characteristics? I.e, if you turn into a giant scorpion, would your stinger be venomous?
I'll eat them recreationally then.
I'm going to bed for the third time now. I have work tomorrow.