Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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PLZ NO RAPE ME
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Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
>>28857
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
>>28863
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here tokill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to
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>>28867
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
>>28876
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
Where is everyone atm?
>>28882
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
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Black knights ftw
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*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
>>28900
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
>>28906
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
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>>28911
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
>>28912
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
>>28915
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
>>28917
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'
\r
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'
\r
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
>>28934
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
>>28949
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
>>28952
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
>"I am so sorry.."
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>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
>>28966
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
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>>28969
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
>>28973
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
>>28976
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
>>28974
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
>>28989
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
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>facepalm
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
>>28993
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
>>29008
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.
gm pls respond
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
>>29014
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
>>29014
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
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>>29022
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
>>29024
That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
>>28973
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
>>29029
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
>>29032
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
>>29033
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS
>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS
>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
>>29030
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
Anything else?
Anything else?
>>29043
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.
>>29047
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29051
>>29051
>>29057
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
>>29059
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
>>29063
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,....
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,....
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I'm really sorry, guys.. but wtf?! I get it if he orders my character around while they're together; they're married, that makes sense. But he can't just tell me what to do through meta-gaming. I'm playing an ebil character: I could be killing peasant children en mass and >raping their bodies in front of their helpless parents; I could burn the forest and kill the last pixie in the world; I could poison my enemies wells and strategically infect their people with Slimey Doom; but no, I settle for corpse-eating instead. I give him a really hard time sometimes, but I still jump through hoops to maintain a proper, in-character relationship too, even when I don't want to. There have been a lot of things I've wanted to do, but haven't for the sake of alignment issues, but he still goes around policing everything I do, while only barely maintaining his Code Of Conduct. I'd be fine, so long as I could actually play her in character when they weren't together.. Why does he always feel he needs to be in control of everything? Wtf...?!
...I'm still pissed about my phone.
...I'm still pissed about my phone.
>>29062
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission
>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot
>True things will be spoken
>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out already
I WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission
>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot
>True things will be spoken
>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out already
I WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
>>29065
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
>>29068
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
In the meantime I'm tired as fuck. 10 minutes for counter arguments and closing statements and then I'm out
>>29080
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
>>29084
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
>>29087
So,... Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
So,... Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
>>29090
This.
Interesting visuals though.
It's really late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background...
This.
Interesting visuals though.
It's really late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background...
>>29090
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.
>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.
>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.
>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.
>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
>>29095
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
>>29096
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
Your participation has taught me a great deal about myself. When the Game began (on Mlpol) I approached it from a strictly D&D standpoint, where the GM is law and the players have minimal position to assuage the GM based on context and established rules. Trump has exceeded every expectation or preconception of what a player is capable. I've given him writ large simply because he as a character never ceases to amaze me (sometimes angrily) with his ingenuity and creativity. I've never - NEVER - seen a character world-build to the degree he has, with apparent (if it was difficult, it was done with fluidity and finesse) ease.
<more>
<more>
>>29098
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.
>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.
>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
If you need time, please take it. If you need support I'll offer it (I'm far more tenacious than is readily known ^_~). I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome, and I'll literally and figuratively bend over backward (on video if needs be Xp) to those ends.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,... premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,... premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
As I said to Tracy/faggot a short while ago, in crafting the Game as it appears, I broke a number of "Don't" rules, some deliberately and some unknowingly. I have been far more permissive in some aspects, and not permissive enough in others, with the intention of developing a game that intentionally pushed the envelope of /tg/. I've made many mistakes in that effort, and I will make plenty more. Having said, I am proud - literally so - of the experiences I have shared and participated in over the last couple months. Yes, its been a couple months now. If it ends, or goes on hiatus indefinitely, or whatever the case, I will never forget what has happened. I'll probably never meet any of you face to face and that's okay I guess, but no one is replaceable, or expendable. I can't even begin to express how significant you have become, even if separated by Mlpol. No, not separated, but joined by Mlpol.
I can't even begin (I could, but its a blogpost I'll spare you of) to describe what has happend to and with me because of you and everyone else. So, take all the time you need. Take a week, a month, a year, and I'll still be here waiting to hear from you. Its too late for me to do anything else.
Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.
When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.
When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
i always say conflict brings us closer together.
Just... My waifu just have some minimal degree of purity. Anything other than Anthrophagy, please
>>29107
Tracy,... pure,... thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
Tracy,... pure,... thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
>>29108
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.
>>29123
>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
>>29116
>undermining
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT a PvP game, and NOBODY has ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
>undermining
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT a PvP game, and NOBODY has ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
>>29125
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
>>29125
>>29124
>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable
Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
>>29124
>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable
Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
>>29127
>cummunists
>human
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
>cummunists
>human
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
>>29129
>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away
>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away
>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
>>29131
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
>>29131
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some point...
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some point...
>>29132
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
>>29133
>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself
>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself
>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
>>29137
>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
>>29134
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
>>29139
>Wand of False Life,
>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
>Wand of False Life,
>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
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*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
>>29140
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
>>29144
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
>>29145
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
>>29148
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
>>29149
"A female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
"A female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
>>29151
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
>>29151
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
>>29156
>before teleporting
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
>before teleporting
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
>>29160
>slavery fine
>corpse-eating not okay at all
Sure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
>slavery fine
>corpse-eating not okay at all
Sure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
>>29165
I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167
Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167
Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
>>29168
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?
*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?
*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
>>29160
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
>>29169
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
>>29175
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
>>29178
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
>>29180
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
>>29183
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
>>29183
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
>>29185
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
>>29188
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
>>29191
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
>>29193
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
>>29194
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
>>29195
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
>>29202
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
>>29208
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
>>29209
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
>>29210
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
>>29214
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
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>>29225
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
>>29226
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's
>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now
>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's
>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now
>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
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>>29244
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
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>tfw i never fount any ziggers
>>29242
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
>>29254
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
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>>29279
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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>>29279
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
>>29289
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
>>29290
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>>29291
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
>>29296
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
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>>29298
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
>>29301
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
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>>29313
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
[1d20 = 8]
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
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>>29335
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
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>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>>29347
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
>>29353
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
>>29356
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
>>2362 →
you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
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>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
>>29379
"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
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He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
>>29385
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29393
Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
>>29394
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
>>29398
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
"does my life even matter?"
>>29397
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
>>29402
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
>>29408
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course
>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29418
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
>>29422
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
>>29427
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29432
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
>>29434
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
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>>29438
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
>>29443
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
*descends*
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>>29464
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>>29465
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29466
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
*pows back*
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
*pows back*
>>29205
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
\r
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
\r
>>29468
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor
>Anime
Yuck
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor
>Anime
Yuck
>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
>>29485
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
.>>29484
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
>>29491
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
>>29497
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
>>29498
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
[1d20 = 12]
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
>>29501
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
>>29504
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
>>29510
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
>>29511
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
>>29512
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
>>29513
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
>>29511
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
>>29529
Pic related
>>29530
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
Pic related
>>29530
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
>>29532
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
>>29535
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Topkek!
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Topkek!
When was the /sp/ GETs? Was it april or may? We might consider celebrating that once in a while.
When you use the Alter Self ability, do poisons count as physical characteristics? I.e, if you turn into a giant scorpion, would your stinger be venomous?
I'm going to bed for the third time now. I have work tomorrow.
>>29543
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.
>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.
>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
>>29545
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.
Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
\r
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.
Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
\r
>>29552
I was working Xp
Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
I was working Xp
Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
BUT, I posted the John Motherfucking Elway thread ON /sp/ XP
Football
>be me
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,... what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,...)
>chuckle.jpg
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>smile.png
>silence 4 rest of transaction
>#winning
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,... what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,...)
>chuckle.jpg
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>smile.png
>silence 4 rest of transaction
>#winning
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Found a pic of infernuis.
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Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
>>29551
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
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>>29566
And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM...
I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control...
I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).
The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.
>>29567
You wanna try that again?
And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM...
I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control...
I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).
The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.
>>29567
You wanna try that again?
In the mean time, Tracy cast the necessary spells on her items in making.
>>29575
>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful
>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful
>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
>>29575
The cannibalism theme isn't nearly as strong in Tracy's character, but it's there, subtly.
>tfw Tracy folder was on phone..
The cannibalism theme isn't nearly as strong in Tracy's character, but it's there, subtly.
>tfw Tracy folder was on phone..
Tay should go to Krenshal, desu. Bard is the favored class for gnomes, and she could plausibly find some good Bard tools there.
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
>>29591
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
>>29590
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
>>29595
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post
>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
\r
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post
>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
\r
>>29599
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
*Polishes pony*
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
*Polishes pony*
>>29600
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
>>29600
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
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What's the upper-limit to how big of a sword I can make/wield? Lenos's is twelve feet long, right?
I g2g for a bit.
>>29610
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...
>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
\r
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...
>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
\r
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>>29621
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
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>>29634
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
>>29633
>>29632
>>29635
>>29634
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
>>29632
>>29635
>>29634
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
>>29636
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
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Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
>>29641
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
>>29644
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>>29651
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>>29653
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.
>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29657
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
>>29660
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>>29662
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
>thez
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>>29681
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.
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>tfw too shitty of a personality for even fictional relationships
Alright, I know I'm playing an ebil character, so it's not really my place to be critical, but am I the only one who thinks that venturing into a sentient creature's sovereign territory, of whom you have not yet met and has not harmed you, with the intent of killing it for personal gain, doesn't count as Good or Lawful? Even if it's an ebil creature, doesn't that violate the NAP?
am sleep dont go dragon hunting without me trump.
>>29689
Yeah, but Nazis still respect national property rights, don't they? A dragon's mountain counts as the property/territory of itself and its family, doesn't it?
Idk, something just gets me about venturing onto someone else's property to kill them for their treasure/money/skin...
I won't stop you if that's what you really want to do though. My character's ebil anyway, so she doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, but Nazis still respect national property rights, don't they? A dragon's mountain counts as the property/territory of itself and its family, doesn't it?
Idk, something just gets me about venturing onto someone else's property to kill them for their treasure/money/skin...
I won't stop you if that's what you really want to do though. My character's ebil anyway, so she doesn't give a fuck.
>>29688
First off, this is the reason I don't want more than Inferius and I. Because the rest of you are prone to engage in petty democrat-grade moralizing that will just kill the action.
Second, have you ever read Hobbes's Leviathan? Or Locke's Second Treatise on Government? The essence of the "NAP," or natural law, is "I'd rather not get murdered, so let's all agree not to murder one another, unless we think they will murder us first." It's a tacit covanent not to attack when it's in your interest. Chaotic evil entities, by definition, do not keep covanents of non-violence. If they did, they'd have an alignment besides chaotic evil. They'd be lawful or neutral or something. Red dragons will venture outside of their ranges and are generally a threat
First off, this is the reason I don't want more than Inferius and I. Because the rest of you are prone to engage in petty democrat-grade moralizing that will just kill the action.
Second, have you ever read Hobbes's Leviathan? Or Locke's Second Treatise on Government? The essence of the "NAP," or natural law, is "I'd rather not get murdered, so let's all agree not to murder one another, unless we think they will murder us first." It's a tacit covanent not to attack when it's in your interest. Chaotic evil entities, by definition, do not keep covanents of non-violence. If they did, they'd have an alignment besides chaotic evil. They'd be lawful or neutral or something. Red dragons will venture outside of their ranges and are generally a threat
>>29688
>>29691
>>29695
>>29694
Look, I came into this game intending to play a General Ripper character who obsessively fears and tries to destroy whereever even remotely reasonable certain evil entities. Initially, this was all evil outsider creatures, but is sort of expanded to all creatures that between lawful and good haven't picked one. The Durpistan affair has kind of shaken me, but I never intended and still do not intend to play a character who will be more sympathetic to a criminal than the criminal's victims. So I'm'a go out and find a dragon of evil alignment and make a wedding present out of its corpse.
\r
>>29691
>>29695
>>29694
Look, I came into this game intending to play a General Ripper character who obsessively fears and tries to destroy whereever even remotely reasonable certain evil entities. Initially, this was all evil outsider creatures, but is sort of expanded to all creatures that between lawful and good haven't picked one. The Durpistan affair has kind of shaken me, but I never intended and still do not intend to play a character who will be more sympathetic to a criminal than the criminal's victims. So I'm'a go out and find a dragon of evil alignment and make a wedding present out of its corpse.
\r
>>29562
The belt, yes. She knows that, the belt (girdle) she's talking about was among the things Infernius dropped off with TOrcuil when he was having a hissy fit.
>>29563
No, well, sorta.
>>29589
Are you kidding? We won't run out, though I will have increasing difficulty over time A. remembering it all, and B. making each area unique.
>>29596
Exactly how many items is Tracy working on right now?
>>29628
I'll probably work them in at some point
>>29644
THAT'S some cruel poetry!
>>29646
"Please save the demon scales for me k?"
>>29653
Yeah, it wouldn't be a D&D campaign without a Great Wyrm Red Dragon
>>29679
Wait, "rescue Torcuil?" Did I miss something?
>>29697
He was GIVEN them, back when Infernius was going to run off and an hero cuz Thez had her way with Trump.
The belt, yes. She knows that, the belt (girdle) she's talking about was among the things Infernius dropped off with TOrcuil when he was having a hissy fit.
>>29563
No, well, sorta.
>>29589
Are you kidding? We won't run out, though I will have increasing difficulty over time A. remembering it all, and B. making each area unique.
>>29596
Exactly how many items is Tracy working on right now?
>>29628
I'll probably work them in at some point
>>29644
THAT'S some cruel poetry!
>>29646
"Please save the demon scales for me k?"
>>29653
Yeah, it wouldn't be a D&D campaign without a Great Wyrm Red Dragon
>>29679
Wait, "rescue Torcuil?" Did I miss something?
>>29697
He was GIVEN them, back when Infernius was going to run off and an hero cuz Thez had her way with Trump.
>>29699
> save the demon scales
Thez would look pretty badass with a jet-black, clawed gauntlet, desu.
>how mant items
.... a lot... Give me a moment to list..
>Did I miss something?
Just more >rape jokes about Torc being kidnapped by a Silver Slut.
> save the demon scales
Thez would look pretty badass with a jet-black, clawed gauntlet, desu.
>how mant items
.... a lot... Give me a moment to list..
>Did I miss something?
Just more >rape jokes about Torc being kidnapped by a Silver Slut.
>>29703
Items:
>Belt of Giant's Strength
>Guantlets of Ogre Power
>Mace of Blood (Wanted to make it into a Mace of Terror if possible, after enough time... next year..)
>Berserk Sword (very little progress on it though)
>Cloak of Charisma (already completed, but being made better over time)
>A Mask of Disguise and a bag of Darkness-enchanted kunai for Ponimaru as a gift (I've been counting every day she didn't cast a second-level spell)
>Shatterspike
>several low-level daggers
>Ring of Animal friendship (whenever I can get the scrolls for it, and then wait another month...)
Phalactery of Faithfullness (would only take one day, but need Infernius to enchant it
Yeah... I guess I'm overstepping my bounds here...
Items:
>Belt of Giant's Strength
>Guantlets of Ogre Power
>Mace of Blood (Wanted to make it into a Mace of Terror if possible, after enough time... next year..)
>Berserk Sword (very little progress on it though)
>Cloak of Charisma (already completed, but being made better over time)
>A Mask of Disguise and a bag of Darkness-enchanted kunai for Ponimaru as a gift (I've been counting every day she didn't cast a second-level spell)
>Shatterspike
>several low-level daggers
>Ring of Animal friendship (whenever I can get the scrolls for it, and then wait another month...)
Phalactery of Faithfullness (would only take one day, but need Infernius to enchant it
Yeah... I guess I'm overstepping my bounds here...
>>29705
"Okay, lets go."
Torc teleports to his cave and grabs the stuff to hand to Thez. By the way, you know more about this world than me. Is there anyon earound that could teach me some...
Um...
Nature skills, thats what I wanted to say."
"Okay, lets go."
Torc teleports to his cave and grabs the stuff to hand to Thez. By the way, you know more about this world than me. Is there anyon earound that could teach me some...
Um...
Nature skills, thats what I wanted to say."
>>29712
I mean, Ah heh hem:
>TO create magic items, spellcasters use special feats. They invest time, money, and their own personal energgy (in the form of experience points oh yeah, surprise) in an item's creation. [...]
Magic supplies for items are always half of the base price in gp and 1/25 the price in XP. For many items the market value equals the base price, except GM is an asshole. For example, a cloak of elvenkind has a market price (and base price) of 2,500gp. Making one costs 1250gp in raw materials plus 100 XP.
[...]
The caster works 8 hours each day. They cannot rush the process by working longer each day (NO OVERTIME). But the days need not be consecutive, and the caster can use the rest of their time as they see fit. A character who takes a break from item creation to murder should keep track of how many days of work remain on that item.
Oh you're gonna love this next bit..
>[i]A character can work on only one item at a time. If a character starts work on a new item, all materials used and XP spent on the under-construction items are wasted./i]
The secrets of creating artifacts are long lost.
However, these rules don't account for autism, so I've refined it a bit.
I'll let you work on one item per day. You can be working on as many items as you want, but each day can only be put to one thing,
I mean, Ah heh hem:
>TO create magic items, spellcasters use special feats. They invest time, money, and their own personal energgy (in the form of experience points oh yeah, surprise) in an item's creation. [...]
Magic supplies for items are always half of the base price in gp and 1/25 the price in XP. For many items the market value equals the base price, except GM is an asshole. For example, a cloak of elvenkind has a market price (and base price) of 2,500gp. Making one costs 1250gp in raw materials plus 100 XP.
[...]
The caster works 8 hours each day. They cannot rush the process by working longer each day (NO OVERTIME). But the days need not be consecutive, and the caster can use the rest of their time as they see fit. A character who takes a break from item creation to murder should keep track of how many days of work remain on that item.
Oh you're gonna love this next bit..
>[i]A character can work on only one item at a time. If a character starts work on a new item, all materials used and XP spent on the under-construction items are wasted./i]
The secrets of creating artifacts are long lost.
However, these rules don't account for autism, so I've refined it a bit.
I'll let you work on one item per day. You can be working on as many items as you want, but each day can only be put to one thing,
>>29713
"Give me an archetype. Are we talking Yoda, or are we talking Qui-Gon? Do you mean the peace of nature or do you mean the wrath? Druids aren't exactly hippies."
>>29717
I'll allow that you are working on them all, and have some development of each. But yeah, without haxx making items is supposed to be a slower process according to the rules. But don't worry, this is mixed nuts.
"Give me an archetype. Are we talking Yoda, or are we talking Qui-Gon? Do you mean the peace of nature or do you mean the wrath? Druids aren't exactly hippies."
>>29717
I'll allow that you are working on them all, and have some development of each. But yeah, without haxx making items is supposed to be a slower process according to the rules. But don't worry, this is mixed nuts.
Plan B: Kill anyone I can and/or steal their shit.
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>>29719
I am disappoint that Tracy hasn't used Korak's pimp-cane btw. With a flick and a tap, it changes from gentlemen's cane to a schiavonna (I said it was a basket-hilt scottish claymore, but those were the old notes. I've located the correctly developed ones in the interim)
When in "sword" form, the whole of it looks like a glass sculpture, excepting the central handle lined with braided wire.
>pic related except glass-steel for the hand-guard, and a gorgeous wavy damascus pattern like this motherfucker does on the blade: https://youtu.be/RxPMUbCmYZ8 (skip to 8:55)
You guys should investigate your equipment sometimes. Some of it is uber in ways. Ever since.
I am disappoint that Tracy hasn't used Korak's pimp-cane btw. With a flick and a tap, it changes from gentlemen's cane to a schiavonna (I said it was a basket-hilt scottish claymore, but those were the old notes. I've located the correctly developed ones in the interim)
When in "sword" form, the whole of it looks like a glass sculpture, excepting the central handle lined with braided wire.
>pic related except glass-steel for the hand-guard, and a gorgeous wavy damascus pattern like this motherfucker does on the blade: https://youtu.be/RxPMUbCmYZ8 (skip to 8:55)
You guys should investigate your equipment sometimes. Some of it is uber in ways. Ever since.
>>29721
Beautiful. I've got it as her primary weapon.
I only ever wanted to make that Berserk Sword so she could keep ranging endlessly should come some dramatic scene where they had to hold off an entire army. Also, edginess: I love cursed items. I think I'll just give up on it for now though.
Beautiful. I've got it as her primary weapon.
I only ever wanted to make that Berserk Sword so she could keep ranging endlessly should come some dramatic scene where they had to hold off an entire army. Also, edginess: I love cursed items. I think I'll just give up on it for now though.
>>29722
"Do you know anyone who could teach that shit to me?"
>>29721
Lets see, remind me of anything I forget.
>earcuff of blinking
>shield bracer thing
>rod that can move metal
>meta staff
>staff of ultimate power
>magic artillery lugers (how do those work again?)
>meme tome
>ring of jumping
>viagra dagger
Side note, who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger? I have words for them
>snek staff
Did I miss anything?
"Do you know anyone who could teach that shit to me?"
>>29721
Lets see, remind me of anything I forget.
>earcuff of blinking
>shield bracer thing
>rod that can move metal
>meta staff
>staff of ultimate power
>magic artillery lugers (how do those work again?)
>meme tome
>ring of jumping
>viagra dagger
Side note, who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger? I have words for them
>snek staff
Did I miss anything?
>>29725
>who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger
I don't think anyone ever said that. Wizards are proficient in daggers.
>who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger
I don't think anyone ever said that. Wizards are proficient in daggers.
>>29725
You missed two that I know of.
First, the Ring of CLIMBING and jumping is "the fuzzy spooder ring"
You forgot the boots of striding and springing. No bully, she stole them from Torcuil without him noticing. For two there was a ring of protection +3 IIRC, which he would still have.
You missed two that I know of.
First, the Ring of CLIMBING and jumping is "the fuzzy spooder ring"
You forgot the boots of striding and springing. No bully, she stole them from Torcuil without him noticing. For two there was a ring of protection +3 IIRC, which he would still have.
>>29729
>fuzzy spooder ring
I am pleased by this.
So, who took the fucking boots?
that cunt is gettin rekt.
>fuzzy spooder ring
I am pleased by this.
So, who took the fucking boots?
that cunt is gettin rekt.
>>29731
>Thez did
Aww fuk,
wait. When? I didn't know Torc ever even had these.
>Careful m8
She ain't the devil no more
>Thez did
Aww fuk,
wait. When? I didn't know Torc ever even had these.
>Careful m8
She ain't the devil no more
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>>29736
His philosophy rabbit is still up (not in it because very tired and mobilefagging with borrowed phone).
His philosophy rabbit is still up (not in it because very tired and mobilefagging with borrowed phone).
>>29734
Hmmm... I will admit "kill Thez" was on my character's to-do list for a while, and I had to hold him off with the excuse "she's too big" and "she's pretty helpful some of the time." Then when the Golden Lady removed the devilish elements, I figured that the original justification for a hostile attitude - the evil outsider elements - had vanished, so that could be buried and Trumpaladin could try to be even friendly. Besides, the focus of "kill x party member" had gravitated towards Tracy, Tracy, and, well, Tracy.
But if you want to have fun with Thez... I'll think about it
>>29735
Oh come on man
Hmmm... I will admit "kill Thez" was on my character's to-do list for a while, and I had to hold him off with the excuse "she's too big" and "she's pretty helpful some of the time." Then when the Golden Lady removed the devilish elements, I figured that the original justification for a hostile attitude - the evil outsider elements - had vanished, so that could be buried and Trumpaladin could try to be even friendly. Besides, the focus of "kill x party member" had gravitated towards Tracy, Tracy, and, well, Tracy.
But if you want to have fun with Thez... I'll think about it
>>29735
Oh come on man
>>29065
Okay, I feel like this "meta-gaming control" thing requires a much more in depth response than I ever gave it.
First of all, it's just impossible to not meta-game, and there is no way around that fact. For every single in-game post of action or dialogue, these threads have about 4 posts worth of meta talk or action or speculation. An obscenely large amount of information is spread through posts. By contrast, our in game characters never talk to each other. Thez and Inferius never told Trumpaladin or Tracy about their wedding. Tracy and Trumpaladin never told Torcuil or Inferius about their engagement. Nothing was told to Trumpaladin about Durpistan, except possibly a single remark by Tracy. I also want to point out that for some reason you insist on playing a character who absolutely refuses to tell any information to any other character, even when its transmission is essential to the progression of the plot and there is no reason at all for her not to do so. Think of the initial mention of Durpistan.
Second, you just can't un-know information from meta knowledge and separate it from player knowledge. That is not how the human mind works. Why was your characer (or mine, for that matter) in Durpistan? "To see the dragon," you'd say. But that's just wrong. Your character was never told that Torcuil was going to Durpistan, nor was mine. They were told he and the dragon were going to the sea, and then on the way (after GM suggested it) they went to durpistan. You can try to make up some bullshit about "oh well this was communicated before they left the bog" but this is nothing other than a post hoc justification for the fact that meta-knowledge is seeping through. likewise, I was pressured into "releasing a pigeon" because Infernius's faggot wanted to get into action before it disappeared, and he rushed through a conversation with Thez for the same purpose. And I can go on and on, but the simple fact is that to perfectly separate player-knowledge from character knowledge in a game like this where so much is said between players but characters refuse to talk to each other, requires a continual act of Orwellian Double-Think that is just not humanly possible.
Thirdly, keeping characters "oblivious" to the actions of another doesn't make the problem go away, it just replaces actual knowledge with the Suspicion and Paranoia Game. And that's a hell of a lot worse for Tracy, because I have to let my character's paranoia and suspicion judge Tracy instead of actual knowledge. Instead of Judging Tracy on what she actually does, I have to make Trumpaladin constantly suspicious of her actions, and extrapolate that what she does in front of him is a much better version of what she does away from him, and that what he finds out about is just a tiny portion of what she is actually doing. So every time she gets caught doing anything bad I have to penalize her five times over for it. In fact, I have to penalize her every-time she does something entirely within what is acceptable, but she does it in front of Trumpaladin and does it in a way that is improper. For example, she did nothing, or fairly little wrong during the Kefka fight and Golden Lady sequence, but I had to Penalize Tracy for her behavior there, because she was so monstrous that it suggested that it was just an astonishing coincidence that she chose an asshole victim, and she'd do the same or worse when he wasn't looking. If you'd let there be some degree of reasonable trust then there would be no difficulty in not penalizing her for being a complete monster to victims who had it coming. Instead, you want to play the "I'll do what I can get away with" game, and I have to make up for your playing style by making Trumpaladin paranoid and mistrustful, and automatically assuming the worst when it comes to Tracy's behavior - which means she tends to be worse off with regards to relations with him than if he actually knew what she was doing.
And I was content to play the mistrust game. It had the result that Trumpaladin was never going to propose to Tracy because he was never going to trust her, and they'd be stuck in an infinite limbo of fighting and breaking up and getting back together and attempted murder, but was what the logic of my character in the circumstances necessitated. I meant what I said when I said he'd marry her the day after he trusted her, and you had no intention of playing a character who could be trusted -like a dog that eats food off the table the moment the master is out of view - and so there could never be peace nor progress. But then you forced my hand (understandably under the circumstances) in giving a proposal. And GM, Torcuil, and maybe you were all growing very impatient that there was fighting but no progress, so I decided to take a leap of faith, and figured that if the behavior of the two weeks before that was extrapolated she'd be entirely within the realm of tolerability, so good enough.
And I'm sorry, but that particular circumstance was not one that would have gone unnoticed by character knowledge. He asked "why are you in durpistan, do you have evil intentions involving a dragon and corpses?" and she hung up on him. He tried twice more, with no response. The only conclusion a reasonable person could draw from that is that she is avoiding answering the question "do you have evil intentions concerning a dragon or corpses" because she does in fact have evil intentions. True, at the time I thought it was more likely she was going to raise an army of undead than eat the things, but the fact remains that he figures out that she's doing things he doesn't approve of. And of course, he does things she doesn't approve of in response. It's problematic because anthropophagy, like adultery, is a sin of purity. Once contaminated, the contamination is there, and does not go away. It cannot be undone, and can't quite be forgiven since it is a crime against one's own body and not another person. It's not like killing horses, where forgiveness is easy enough. So the whole situation is back to zero with little chance of progressing. And the marriage is fucked before it begins, the proposal is over, and why do you do this shit.\r
Okay, I feel like this "meta-gaming control" thing requires a much more in depth response than I ever gave it.
First of all, it's just impossible to not meta-game, and there is no way around that fact. For every single in-game post of action or dialogue, these threads have about 4 posts worth of meta talk or action or speculation. An obscenely large amount of information is spread through posts. By contrast, our in game characters never talk to each other. Thez and Inferius never told Trumpaladin or Tracy about their wedding. Tracy and Trumpaladin never told Torcuil or Inferius about their engagement. Nothing was told to Trumpaladin about Durpistan, except possibly a single remark by Tracy. I also want to point out that for some reason you insist on playing a character who absolutely refuses to tell any information to any other character, even when its transmission is essential to the progression of the plot and there is no reason at all for her not to do so. Think of the initial mention of Durpistan.
Second, you just can't un-know information from meta knowledge and separate it from player knowledge. That is not how the human mind works. Why was your characer (or mine, for that matter) in Durpistan? "To see the dragon," you'd say. But that's just wrong. Your character was never told that Torcuil was going to Durpistan, nor was mine. They were told he and the dragon were going to the sea, and then on the way (after GM suggested it) they went to durpistan. You can try to make up some bullshit about "oh well this was communicated before they left the bog" but this is nothing other than a post hoc justification for the fact that meta-knowledge is seeping through. likewise, I was pressured into "releasing a pigeon" because Infernius's faggot wanted to get into action before it disappeared, and he rushed through a conversation with Thez for the same purpose. And I can go on and on, but the simple fact is that to perfectly separate player-knowledge from character knowledge in a game like this where so much is said between players but characters refuse to talk to each other, requires a continual act of Orwellian Double-Think that is just not humanly possible.
Thirdly, keeping characters "oblivious" to the actions of another doesn't make the problem go away, it just replaces actual knowledge with the Suspicion and Paranoia Game. And that's a hell of a lot worse for Tracy, because I have to let my character's paranoia and suspicion judge Tracy instead of actual knowledge. Instead of Judging Tracy on what she actually does, I have to make Trumpaladin constantly suspicious of her actions, and extrapolate that what she does in front of him is a much better version of what she does away from him, and that what he finds out about is just a tiny portion of what she is actually doing. So every time she gets caught doing anything bad I have to penalize her five times over for it. In fact, I have to penalize her every-time she does something entirely within what is acceptable, but she does it in front of Trumpaladin and does it in a way that is improper. For example, she did nothing, or fairly little wrong during the Kefka fight and Golden Lady sequence, but I had to Penalize Tracy for her behavior there, because she was so monstrous that it suggested that it was just an astonishing coincidence that she chose an asshole victim, and she'd do the same or worse when he wasn't looking. If you'd let there be some degree of reasonable trust then there would be no difficulty in not penalizing her for being a complete monster to victims who had it coming. Instead, you want to play the "I'll do what I can get away with" game, and I have to make up for your playing style by making Trumpaladin paranoid and mistrustful, and automatically assuming the worst when it comes to Tracy's behavior - which means she tends to be worse off with regards to relations with him than if he actually knew what she was doing.
And I was content to play the mistrust game. It had the result that Trumpaladin was never going to propose to Tracy because he was never going to trust her, and they'd be stuck in an infinite limbo of fighting and breaking up and getting back together and attempted murder, but was what the logic of my character in the circumstances necessitated. I meant what I said when I said he'd marry her the day after he trusted her, and you had no intention of playing a character who could be trusted -like a dog that eats food off the table the moment the master is out of view - and so there could never be peace nor progress. But then you forced my hand (understandably under the circumstances) in giving a proposal. And GM, Torcuil, and maybe you were all growing very impatient that there was fighting but no progress, so I decided to take a leap of faith, and figured that if the behavior of the two weeks before that was extrapolated she'd be entirely within the realm of tolerability, so good enough.
And I'm sorry, but that particular circumstance was not one that would have gone unnoticed by character knowledge. He asked "why are you in durpistan, do you have evil intentions involving a dragon and corpses?" and she hung up on him. He tried twice more, with no response. The only conclusion a reasonable person could draw from that is that she is avoiding answering the question "do you have evil intentions concerning a dragon or corpses" because she does in fact have evil intentions. True, at the time I thought it was more likely she was going to raise an army of undead than eat the things, but the fact remains that he figures out that she's doing things he doesn't approve of. And of course, he does things she doesn't approve of in response. It's problematic because anthropophagy, like adultery, is a sin of purity. Once contaminated, the contamination is there, and does not go away. It cannot be undone, and can't quite be forgiven since it is a crime against one's own body and not another person. It's not like killing horses, where forgiveness is easy enough. So the whole situation is back to zero with little chance of progressing. And the marriage is fucked before it begins, the proposal is over, and why do you do this shit.\r
>>29732
I am all but certain it was mentioned, way back after Soros 1.
>>29741
This, actually. I do try to and hope to make distinction toward/against excessive meta, but as you state its unavoidable in this context. Since - unless posts are deleted - there's a record of everything, and since - for brevity - OOC summaries and references are common, a large degree of meta gaming is inevitable esp. given that conversations between characters (or rather players) are often not even going on at the same time (posts being read minutes or hours later).
>>29742
Don't get caught in the crossfire, she's fighting for 2 now and she doesn't regenerate.
I am all but certain it was mentioned, way back after Soros 1.
>>29741
This, actually. I do try to and hope to make distinction toward/against excessive meta, but as you state its unavoidable in this context. Since - unless posts are deleted - there's a record of everything, and since - for brevity - OOC summaries and references are common, a large degree of meta gaming is inevitable esp. given that conversations between characters (or rather players) are often not even going on at the same time (posts being read minutes or hours later).
>>29742
Don't get caught in the crossfire, she's fighting for 2 now and she doesn't regenerate.
>>29744
And she will, but her strategy has changed; no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable, but cold, exacting precision.
In relation to the previous meta-comments, this is a dialogue that could be said to happen in character, and it could be (re)worded so to accomplish that, but in this case both players had established the characters involved (Infernius and Thez) and their general interactions that both characters can readily imagine the dialoge if not word-for-word, but still accurately and authentically.
And she will, but her strategy has changed; no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable, but cold, exacting precision.
In relation to the previous meta-comments, this is a dialogue that could be said to happen in character, and it could be (re)worded so to accomplish that, but in this case both players had established the characters involved (Infernius and Thez) and their general interactions that both characters can readily imagine the dialoge if not word-for-word, but still accurately and authentically.
>>29746
She lost most of her energy resistence (except fire, but that was reduced), she lost most of her damage reduction (she still has some tho) and she lost the ability to cast energy-resistance spells. And no regeneration. Yeah, she won't fight him on that.
She lost most of her energy resistence (except fire, but that was reduced), she lost most of her damage reduction (she still has some tho) and she lost the ability to cast energy-resistance spells. And no regeneration. Yeah, she won't fight him on that.
... oh and her natural armor
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So, how big exactly was Soros's severed arm? If it wasn't clear already, I've got a hand-collecting motif going on. I only collected the blood that first time, but I still want to do something with the rest of it.
>>29753
Aww.. I was hoping to make another hand-necklace, like with Kefka.
It could make for some epic Abyssal/Demon armor though, whenever we find someone skilled enough to craft it... Until then, it'll just stay in her closet.
Lucky it was cut off too, since Balors explode when they are kill.
Aww.. I was hoping to make another hand-necklace, like with Kefka.
It could make for some epic Abyssal/Demon armor though, whenever we find someone skilled enough to craft it... Until then, it'll just stay in her closet.
Lucky it was cut off too, since Balors explode when they are kill.
>>29756
Yes, yes they do. There's plenty of material, both for demon armor (not a complete set, more like piecemail) and for an amulet of natural armor.
>>29757
e_e I hope you're not laboring under the delusion that Infernius is going to enjoy the frivilous sex life they have had now that she's pregnant. Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Yes, yes they do. There's plenty of material, both for demon armor (not a complete set, more like piecemail) and for an amulet of natural armor.
>>29757
e_e I hope you're not laboring under the delusion that Infernius is going to enjoy the frivilous sex life they have had now that she's pregnant. Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
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>>29758
theres definitely a cut off date and infernuis wants to get in as much love as possible before then.
theres definitely a cut off date and infernuis wants to get in as much love as possible before then.
>>29764
Fogive my complete ignorance my friend, for I am not up to date on certain things:
What the fucking hell ks 'murdoch murdoch'?
Fogive my complete ignorance my friend, for I am not up to date on certain things:
What the fucking hell ks 'murdoch murdoch'?
>>29758
>Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Reeeeeeeee! Why does everyone keep referencing animal behaviors that can only really be known through personal contact? I have spent the last seven years between dorm rooms and apartments with no animals. Before that I have only had experience with a few pet dogs. I've never seen pregnant dogs. I've never been hunting, let alone boar hunting. I have never been around hamsters, let alone inbred hamsters. I know nothing about animals from first hand experience except minor observations of dogs. Everything I know is from second hand sources, and generally not from people who have done these things.
>Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Reeeeeeeee! Why does everyone keep referencing animal behaviors that can only really be known through personal contact? I have spent the last seven years between dorm rooms and apartments with no animals. Before that I have only had experience with a few pet dogs. I've never seen pregnant dogs. I've never been hunting, let alone boar hunting. I have never been around hamsters, let alone inbred hamsters. I know nothing about animals from first hand experience except minor observations of dogs. Everything I know is from second hand sources, and generally not from people who have done these things.
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>>29771
Did you even read my post? I was talking about analogies to patterns of behavior. Not what a thing looks like
Did you even read my post? I was talking about analogies to patterns of behavior. Not what a thing looks like
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>>29769
>He didn't grow up on a farm and acquire Ranger-tier understanding of animal behavior by raising various creatures from birth
Rural master-race.
>He didn't grow up on a farm and acquire Ranger-tier understanding of animal behavior by raising various creatures from birth
Rural master-race.
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>>29778
heres an item i think you might like.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/blindfold-swordmaster-s
heres an item i think you might like.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/blindfold-swordmaster-s
>>29783
its from a separate RPG called pathfinder(pathfinder is based off dnd 3.5). gm let sad alex pick a class from there so i dont think he would mind letting us make these.
its from a separate RPG called pathfinder(pathfinder is based off dnd 3.5). gm let sad alex pick a class from there so i dont think he would mind letting us make these.
>>29785
Does craft work the same way? I saw some separate requirements for item creation, and a lot more of them (including cursed items).
Does craft work the same way? I saw some separate requirements for item creation, and a lot more of them (including cursed items).
>>27970 →
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
>>29792
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
>>29797
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
>>29798
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
\r
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
\r
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How much XP does a Devourer yield?
>>29801
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
>>29803
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
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>>29809
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
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>>29818
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
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Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
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>>29822
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
>>29833
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
>>29836
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
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>>29842
>SJW orcs
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>SJW orcs
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>>29844
>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845
Now you're making things up
>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845
Now you're making things up
>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>>29849
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
*takes a bath while waiting to interrogate the drow.*
>>29866
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
>>29863
You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
>>29769
Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779
I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787
I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820
OMFG PIC 3
>>29833
Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850
The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865
Awww
Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779
I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787
I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820
OMFG PIC 3
>>29833
Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850
The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865
Awww
>>29869
> it happened
Like how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cry
But have you deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
> it happened
Like how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cry
But have you deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
>>29868
She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
>>29873
Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
>>29874
Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
>>29877
>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems
Why not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
It can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems
Why not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
It can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>>29878
I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghosts
A tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghosts
A tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
>>29881
Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on?
Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on?
Tracy makes her way to the treasure chamber and starts looking for the loot to put in the bag
>>29879
You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
>>29879
You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
>>29883
Several things. A delegation has arrived from Sparintenar. Some are warriors and soldiers, here to learn of Football, John Elway, the <ahem> Port Barry Generals, and Football. Also, there's a couple suits who are looking to speak with Taylor.
Several things. A delegation has arrived from Sparintenar. Some are warriors and soldiers, here to learn of Football, John Elway, the <ahem> Port Barry Generals, and Football. Also, there's a couple suits who are looking to speak with Taylor.
>>29893
*Flies in on magnificent brass dragon to meet them*
"You picked an excellent day to come!" Tonight is a Football Game night!"
*Flies in on magnificent brass dragon to meet them*
"You picked an excellent day to come!" Tonight is a Football Game night!"
>>29894
She'll just scratch the ground until she finds them. It'll take a while, but she could do it.
She'll just scratch the ground until she finds them. It'll take a while, but she could do it.