As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Tracy is still charging, preparing a ride-by sneak attack on the dragon's wing.
>>27913
One.
If you have the ride-by feat, attack it's wing. If not, shoot it after she charges by it.
One.
If you have the ride-by feat, attack it's wing. If not, shoot it after she charges by it.
Ride by? And why the wings when the neck exists?
Would I still be able to do a full round?
Would I still be able to do a full round?
I am kinda sad. I hit the overboard button and seen the nuts and smoked I thought it was a recipie for cooked nuts.
>>27915
Get in Melee range. Vanderiem does more than twice as much damage as s long now, and I get attack bonuses for him I don't with longbow. He's an awesome weapon, and the bow is not even remotely close to an equal
Get in Melee range. Vanderiem does more than twice as much damage as s long now, and I get attack bonuses for him I don't with longbow. He's an awesome weapon, and the bow is not even remotely close to an equal
>>27922
Alright... I won't have him whistle.
Readies attack with Vanderiem and also has the shield drawn. Smite Evil on first two blows
Alright... I won't have him whistle.
Readies attack with Vanderiem and also has the shield drawn. Smite Evil on first two blows
[8d20 = 74]
>>27927
You're right, sorry. I took a moment to fun-post
Dice is the most recent volley of arrows. As they fly, the area around the Generals is magically darkened, and at the same time the dragon retreats into the safety of the bog. It is at this point that Tracy and Trump come onto scene, unable to engage but still undetected and at elevation.
>>27927
You're right, sorry. I took a moment to fun-post
Dice is the most recent volley of arrows. As they fly, the area around the Generals is magically darkened, and at the same time the dragon retreats into the safety of the bog. It is at this point that Tracy and Trump come onto scene, unable to engage but still undetected and at elevation.
>>27932
>Darkness Spell
You won't see it. Even Tracy can't see through that. Black Dragons are masters of stealth: he could've already dragged away the bodies by now...
>Darkness Spell
You won't see it. Even Tracy can't see through that. Black Dragons are masters of stealth: he could've already dragged away the bodies by now...
>>27932
Fail. Its a particularly murky bog, and one that has been multi-corrupted (per ability) so to be most rank, most stank, and most,... foul (I couldn't think of another word that rhymed).
Fail. Its a particularly murky bog, and one that has been multi-corrupted (per ability) so to be most rank, most stank, and most,... foul (I couldn't think of another word that rhymed).
Reveal self to the group, tell them to gather the dead, and point me to the wounded. And proceed onwards
>>27939
You don't want to try and talk to the Dragon first? For all we know, he could be preparing to collapse a cavern under the trail, and catch all the soldiers in a muddy pitfall.
You don't want to try and talk to the Dragon first? For all we know, he could be preparing to collapse a cavern under the trail, and catch all the soldiers in a muddy pitfall.
>>27941
It's a fucking black dragon. There is no talking to it. It's a sadistic creature by nature. Just attack it if gives you the opportunity
It's a fucking black dragon. There is no talking to it. It's a sadistic creature by nature. Just attack it if gives you the opportunity
>>27944
Proceed to Troll encampment is the command. Collect dead first
If Tracy can talk to the dragon though she's welcome
Proceed to Troll encampment is the command. Collect dead first
If Tracy can talk to the dragon though she's welcome
>27943
trump change my flag so im easier to tell apart from you guys.
trump change my flag so im easier to tell apart from you guys.
>>27950
Meant to delet that.
Anyway, it couldn't hurt to find out its intentions. If it's just hunting, it might just swim off, but if it's looking to prevent anyone from finding its territory, that's a lot more to worry about.
Meant to delet that.
Anyway, it couldn't hurt to find out its intentions. If it's just hunting, it might just swim off, but if it's looking to prevent anyone from finding its territory, that's a lot more to worry about.
>>27947
Falling back (in context) results in a scattering of the Trolls. They weren't really a threat to begin with (most of their males died in the last excursion anyhow), so they're in emergency/damage-control mode anyhow. Doing so gives breadth from the dragon tho.
Falling back (in context) results in a scattering of the Trolls. They weren't really a threat to begin with (most of their males died in the last excursion anyhow), so they're in emergency/damage-control mode anyhow. Doing so gives breadth from the dragon tho.
>>27953
Proceed forward. Destroy the encampment and kill all trolls. Escort soldiers. Direct attack dragon if it attacks us.
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Proceed forward. Destroy the encampment and kill all trolls. Escort soldiers. Direct attack dragon if it attacks us.
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I've said it twice already, but I will say it again:
No man is left behind, not living, wounded or dead
Hell, Trumpaladin says that to the men and Fae
No man is left behind, not living, wounded or dead
Hell, Trumpaladin says that to the men and Fae
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>>27957
>mfw I'm cooking for people atm
I have ~5 minutes before I have to go again, but it's going to be longer after that...
>mfw I'm cooking for people atm
I have ~5 minutes before I have to go again, but it's going to be longer after that...
I would make food but I think my mom through away my cooking pot the last time she was here
Last night only took a while cuz I was barbeque-ing and ran out of propane and hadda switch to the oven to finish
So as I see it there are a few ways to proceed on this:
Have Tracy go ethereal to look in the water and ground for the hiding spot of the dragon
After everyone else is in the non-bog area, come back on Fae and hope the dragon attacks
Do the same as above but on Tracy, making loud noises to get the dragon to attack
Have Tracy go ethereal to look in the water and ground for the hiding spot of the dragon
After everyone else is in the non-bog area, come back on Fae and hope the dragon attacks
Do the same as above but on Tracy, making loud noises to get the dragon to attack
>>27975
>loud noises
Black dragons aren't fish: they know better than to take that kind of bait. Also, it can spray us from hiding.
If you want it to expose itself, you're going to need something irresistible.
>loud noises
Black dragons aren't fish: they know better than to take that kind of bait. Also, it can spray us from hiding.
If you want it to expose itself, you're going to need something irresistible.
>>27976
If Tracy wants to offer the dragon a large stock of gold coins for safe passage back through the swamp, she is welcome to do so
If Tracy wants to offer the dragon a large stock of gold coins for safe passage back through the swamp, she is welcome to do so
>>27977
I imagine it would eat that, but you need something to get it to expose itself. They're more clever than the average hoo-man.
Maybe try saying something? At least distract it long enough for the soldiers to get away. What's your Diplomacy level?
>>27978
That could easily work, but it might want proof.
I imagine it would eat that, but you need something to get it to expose itself. They're more clever than the average hoo-man.
Maybe try saying something? At least distract it long enough for the soldiers to get away. What's your Diplomacy level?
>>27978
That could easily work, but it might want proof.
I still have an Acid-resistance potion on me I recieved from Tracy before the Kefka fight
>>27982
You say that, but you've got 16 hit-dice. Deaths (even reverseable ones) can have an impact on morale,....
You say that, but you've got 16 hit-dice. Deaths (even reverseable ones) can have an impact on morale,....
>>27985
This,
It could have a legit impact on Leadership if you lead them to their dooms.
Best to protect the troupe first.
This,
It could have a legit impact on Leadership if you lead them to their dooms.
Best to protect the troupe first.
>>27983
Newp, he brought some troll-hunters to a dragon-fight
Get it? Like, bringing a knife to a gunfight?
Newp, he brought some troll-hunters to a dragon-fight
Get it? Like, bringing a knife to a gunfight?
Well, the path back is covered in acid AND has a dragon watching it.
Wut do? is there another way back to the Port? (he might be watching that too though)
Wut do? is there another way back to the Port? (he might be watching that too though)
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>>27992
No. Do not go ethereal around the soldiers. The dragon will notice and attack again. It will not attack now if it knows we are there. Escort the troops forward along the known route
No. Do not go ethereal around the soldiers. The dragon will notice and attack again. It will not attack now if it knows we are there. Escort the troops forward along the known route
[1d20 = 12]
>>27993
>It will not attack now if it knows we are there.
That's a big assumption. It'll suck if her legs get melted off.
>Do not go ethereal around the soldiers
Why?
>>27993
>It will not attack now if it knows we are there.
That's a big assumption. It'll suck if her legs get melted off.
>Do not go ethereal around the soldiers
Why?
>>27995
>why not go ethereal
Black dragons are cowards. They are more likely to attack 10 soldiers with no paladin and cauchemar than 10 soldiers with a paladin and cauchemar. The only way to go is forward, and we'll look for ways around the swamp when the are out of range of the big, where the dragon is at the moment. Stay next to the bog so the dragon knows we are on it
>why not go ethereal
Black dragons are cowards. They are more likely to attack 10 soldiers with no paladin and cauchemar than 10 soldiers with a paladin and cauchemar. The only way to go is forward, and we'll look for ways around the swamp when the are out of range of the big, where the dragon is at the moment. Stay next to the bog so the dragon knows we are on it
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>27997
>cowards
>thinking it gives a shit about a hoo-man on a flaming hoers
They're also cruel. They'll torture anything they're powerful enough to harm easily.
>go deeper into the swamp
"Whatever you say, Flashy."
Spot check for signs of where skullface will pop-out next.
>>27997
>cowards
>thinking it gives a shit about a hoo-man on a flaming hoers
They're also cruel. They'll torture anything they're powerful enough to harm easily.
>go deeper into the swamp
"Whatever you say, Flashy."
Spot check for signs of where skullface will pop-out next.
[1d20 = 19]
Search check for safer paths through the forest
Search check for safer paths through the forest
Also, ignore the Trolls. They probably scrambled when they heard the Dragon.
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>>28004
That's not what we're telling the people when we get back. We're killing all of the trolls and bringing back souvenirs. If at all possible, we're killing the dragon too. Then resurrecting dead soldiers in the entertron.
That's not what we're telling the people when we get back. We're killing all of the trolls and bringing back souvenirs. If at all possible, we're killing the dragon too. Then resurrecting dead soldiers in the entertron.
>>28005
>That's not what we're telling the people when we get back
Why? Tell them we finished them off.
>That's not what we're telling the people when we get back
Why? Tell them we finished them off.
So, what's the plan? Burn what's left of the troll camp and then find a way to bring the soldiers back?
How many bodies were recovered?
How many bodies were recovered?
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>>28008
Because five soldiers died on this mission. To say that it was unnecessary, and to go back with nothing, is a slight to honor that is worse than death. No. Never. The remaining trolls must be killed, and the dragon must be at least swiped at.
Because five soldiers died on this mission. To say that it was unnecessary, and to go back with nothing, is a slight to honor that is worse than death. No. Never. The remaining trolls must be killed, and the dragon must be at least swiped at.
I can't link posts any more because phone is wired
Tracy's faggot: the plan is to kill all of the trolls, burn their encampment, and then look for a way to lure out the dragon or go back into its lair.
Hopefully all bodies were recovered at least in part
Tracy's faggot: the plan is to kill all of the trolls, burn their encampment, and then look for a way to lure out the dragon or go back into its lair.
Hopefully all bodies were recovered at least in part
The only way I can think to involve Inferius is to send out a pigeon to the tower requesting help to kill a Black Dragon in the swamps southwest of Port Barry
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>>28018
She's useful in tracking. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to switch over to riding her in a minute
She's useful in tracking. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to switch over to riding her in a minute
>>28021
Tracy loves taking human remains and putting them in her bag, except when there's actually a reason to do it?
If that won't work, set them down on the ground away from the dragon's bog and get them after the trolls are kill
Tracy loves taking human remains and putting them in her bag, except when there's actually a reason to do it?
If that won't work, set them down on the ground away from the dragon's bog and get them after the trolls are kill
>>28023
Trumpaladin needs to make up for the embarrassment or die in the process. Tracy values nothing above not dying. This conflict of interests makes the necessary cooperation impossible
>>28022
Sends pigeon
Extra words
"Prepare many acid resistance potions. Bring gold coins. Be careful not to scare dragon as it hides well"
Trumpaladin needs to make up for the embarrassment or die in the process. Tracy values nothing above not dying. This conflict of interests makes the necessary cooperation impossible
>>28022
Sends pigeon
Extra words
"Prepare many acid resistance potions. Bring gold coins. Be careful not to scare dragon as it hides well"
>>28024
You want to put the hummans in the bag covered in acid with all those sharp objects?
Sure.. She'll do it.
You want to put the hummans in the bag covered in acid with all those sharp objects?
Sure.. She'll do it.
>>28032
>Its only a young-adult
Could try to make a deal, desu. He'll probably back down at a major threat.
>Its only a young-adult
Could try to make a deal, desu. He'll probably back down at a major threat.
>make a deal with the dragon
The deal is we kill it, and take its corpse and treasure
The deal is we kill it, and take its corpse and treasure
[1d20+5 = 21]
>>28037
>doesn't know where it is
Tracy furtively and carefully wanders around the bog, looking for signs of the Dragon.
"Hey, Skullface! Get out here!"
Rolling to Spot
>>28037
>doesn't know where it is
Tracy furtively and carefully wanders around the bog, looking for signs of the Dragon.
"Hey, Skullface! Get out here!"
Rolling to Spot
[1d20+5 = 10]
Rolling Listen too
Rolling Listen too
>>28037
At current, the Generals have fallen back to the Troll-camp position, while the Trolls themselves have fled the hoomans.
The dragon is still in the bog, either waiting or biding its time, while Tracy/Trump and Fae swoop around gathering visual intel (which isn't really anything, cuz black dragons breathe water).
>>28043
Why do I get the impression that that preceedssomething foolish a significant action?
At current, the Generals have fallen back to the Troll-camp position, while the Trolls themselves have fled the hoomans.
The dragon is still in the bog, either waiting or biding its time, while Tracy/Trump and Fae swoop around gathering visual intel (which isn't really anything, cuz black dragons breathe water).
>>28043
Why do I get the impression that that preceeds
>>28047
Too right, it was a resistance spell (same as potion) that allowed Thez to survive Lenos' breath weapon, otherwise she'd have been goo (which, she still would have reconstituted from, but it would have taken months,... ask me how I know that)
Too right, it was a resistance spell (same as potion) that allowed Thez to survive Lenos' breath weapon, otherwise she'd have been goo (which, she still would have reconstituted from, but it would have taken months,... ask me how I know that)
>>28046
I had intended Trumpaladin to still be onTracy in the big while Fae is tracking down and killing Troll children, but... I don't know
If Trumpaladin is riding Tracy:
>"Go ethereal and go inside of the bog, or I will jump off of you and go in the bog myself to find him"
I had intended Trumpaladin to still be onTracy in the big while Fae is tracking down and killing Troll children, but... I don't know
If Trumpaladin is riding Tracy:
>"Go ethereal and go inside of the bog, or I will jump off of you and go in the bog myself to find him"
>>28046
>"tell you what Tracy, you tell this dragon we'll give it 40,000 gold sheckels to let all of us by, and you produce whatever you have, or I will do it"
>"tell you what Tracy, you tell this dragon we'll give it 40,000 gold sheckels to let all of us by, and you produce whatever you have, or I will do it"
>>28055
1 day per spell and caster level (I.e. 4 days for a 4th level spell at 4th caster level, or 4 days for a 2nd level spell at 6th caster level; spell level can't exceed required caster level for spell, etc.)
1 day per spell and caster level (I.e. 4 days for a 4th level spell at 4th caster level, or 4 days for a 2nd level spell at 6th caster level; spell level can't exceed required caster level for spell, etc.)
*considers swallowing the alcohol flask now*
>>28059
>"pretend like he's me, and LIE TO HIM. I'd really rather not do it myself because Paladin's code and all, but if you cannot bluff, then I will do it"
>"pretend like he's me, and LIE TO HIM. I'd really rather not do it myself because Paladin's code and all, but if you cannot bluff, then I will do it"
>>28064
>'I'm a cohort: I can't lie either, ifyou know about it. Give me a minute or two to talk to talk to him, and prepare one of your speeches.'
>'I'm a cohort: I can't lie either, ifyou know about it. Give me a minute or two to talk to talk to him, and prepare one of your speeches.'
[1d20 = 14]
Trumpaladin now tries diplomacy
"Mr. Dragon, we were just looking to pass through around this bog, we meant no harm. Surely we can work out an arrangement"
Trumpaladin now tries diplomacy
"Mr. Dragon, we were just looking to pass through around this bog, we meant no harm. Surely we can work out an arrangement"
>>28067
There's Protection from Energy, and Resist Energy.
The one provides 12 points/caster-lever of damage resistance for a single strike, and the other provides 10dmg/round resistance (up to 20 at 7th level and 30 at 11th) for 10 min/level
There's Protection from Energy, and Resist Energy.
The one provides 12 points/caster-lever of damage resistance for a single strike, and the other provides 10dmg/round resistance (up to 20 at 7th level and 30 at 11th) for 10 min/level
I once unironically stopped a gator from catching me by booping it on the nose. This'll be fun if it works.
>>28076
Of course not, its a native dragon. Do you expect to be invited for tea? Its looking to survive and eat.
Of course not, its a native dragon. Do you expect to be invited for tea? Its looking to survive and eat.
>>28077
"thez i want to have a long conversation but we do not have the time. ill give you the quick version i was angry sad and hurt that you didnt want my child, and i wish i hadent been that way please forgive me i love you."
"thez i want to have a long conversation but we do not have the time. ill give you the quick version i was angry sad and hurt that you didnt want my child, and i wish i hadent been that way please forgive me i love you."
Think of it this way, he's a young dragon, of a species that loves metal coins, his only assets are his estate and whatever treasure lies beneath the bog. Since he's young, he probably wants nothing more than to have his own, personal hoard of metal coins. What if, just what if, he were taught a lesson on how to make money off of his equity, in the developing world?
>>28080
>glares
"Oh so now you wanna talk? Well that's good, 'cuz I've got plenty to say you,... fuck it, lets just handle business for now."
>glares
"Oh so now you wanna talk? Well that's good, 'cuz I've got plenty to say you,... fuck it, lets just handle business for now."
So here's the thing. He's a young adult, who semi-recently inherited a somewhat large estate, but he hasn't really used it for anything except hunting, because he lives in medieval times. Black dragons aren't ambitious as Reds or Blues, but they're incredibly opportunistic, they're known to ask hoomans for hidden treasure hoards before killing them; so we could have some fun here if he's willing to listen.
Since he's not that old and not that big, his treasure hoard is mediocre at best. He probably dreams of having his own underwater cavern full of gold, but it'll take him a century to acquire that much through theft alone.
What if, just what if, he could be convinced to fully exploit his property and develop his swamp into a local range/resort? It only stinks because he's been corrupting the water with his magic, but could be very attractive to travelers who visit the port from afar if developed properly, being so close to the local Football field. With modern knowledge or real-estate practice, he could potentially make more money than he could ever dream of through medieval means.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago
It'd require a good Diplomacy check though, with an exceptionally professional deal-maker.
>>28086
If all else fails, we could just sneak the wounded soldiers out while he's distracted thinking about modern business practices.
Since he's not that old and not that big, his treasure hoard is mediocre at best. He probably dreams of having his own underwater cavern full of gold, but it'll take him a century to acquire that much through theft alone.
What if, just what if, he could be convinced to fully exploit his property and develop his swamp into a local range/resort? It only stinks because he's been corrupting the water with his magic, but could be very attractive to travelers who visit the port from afar if developed properly, being so close to the local Football field. With modern knowledge or real-estate practice, he could potentially make more money than he could ever dream of through medieval means.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago
It'd require a good Diplomacy check though, with an exceptionally professional deal-maker.
>>28086
If all else fails, we could just sneak the wounded soldiers out while he's distracted thinking about modern business practices.
To Tracy, through the empathic link. He seems hysterical, like about to break down
>"Jesus tap dancing Christ. You had no difficulty lying to me about the horses. You had no difficulty lying to me about the cores. You're a fucking rogue with "bluff" as a special talent. But now, NOW, the first time in the several months here that lying is a useful skill, you refuse to do it. What the hell is wrong with you? Do it, or I will
>"And the ethereal ness. What the hell? For months you've been like "oh I can go ethereal inside of an enemy's body and shit." Now we ask you to go ethereal into water - water! - to try to find the dragon and let us attack it underwater, and you refuse? What the hell
>"Either this dragon dies tonight or I do. I'm jumping into the water if you don't do anything to go after that dragon"
>"Jesus tap dancing Christ. You had no difficulty lying to me about the horses. You had no difficulty lying to me about the cores. You're a fucking rogue with "bluff" as a special talent. But now, NOW, the first time in the several months here that lying is a useful skill, you refuse to do it. What the hell is wrong with you? Do it, or I will
>"And the ethereal ness. What the hell? For months you've been like "oh I can go ethereal inside of an enemy's body and shit." Now we ask you to go ethereal into water - water! - to try to find the dragon and let us attack it underwater, and you refuse? What the hell
>"Either this dragon dies tonight or I do. I'm jumping into the water if you don't do anything to go after that dragon"
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>>28095
you better not saying anything like that in char m8. lets you piss off darth infernuis again.
you better not saying anything like that in char m8. lets you piss off darth infernuis again.
>>28094
Se's already done all of that. She's watching the water for signs from the dragons movements atm.
That stuff was just a meme-tier, non-canon idea about a business proposal that would be hilarious if it actually worked. The objective is to distract the dragon long enough to sneak the wounded through, and buy time for the others to arrive.
Se's already done all of that. She's watching the water for signs from the dragons movements atm.
That stuff was just a meme-tier, non-canon idea about a business proposal that would be hilarious if it actually worked. The objective is to distract the dragon long enough to sneak the wounded through, and buy time for the others to arrive.
>>28094
>oh I can go ethereal inside of an enemy's body and shit
She never said that; those were my ideas. I put all character dialogue in quotes.
>oh I can go ethereal inside of an enemy's body and shit
She never said that; those were my ideas. I put all character dialogue in quotes.
Trumpaladin Jumps off of Tracy and into the water
Empathic link
>"fuck you"
Empathic link
>"fuck you"
>>28102
That doesn't change the fact that you could go ethereal and sneak attack the dragon underwater with your dark vision. I do not understand why you refuse to do it
That doesn't change the fact that you could go ethereal and sneak attack the dragon underwater with your dark vision. I do not understand why you refuse to do it
"LET ME MAKE YOU A DEAL NIGGER DRAGON! I GOT 50,000 SHEKELS RECOVERED LOOT WAITING FOR YOU, AND ITS ALL YOURS IF YOU KILL ME FIRST!"
Readies Vanderien and Bees shield, for a full attack with Smite evil on first two blows
>>28119
He he swallowed the acid resistance. He wants you to kill the dragon.
I want you to do fucking anything other than wait for the dragon, because that dragon is not coming out by itself
He he swallowed the acid resistance. He wants you to kill the dragon.
I want you to do fucking anything other than wait for the dragon, because that dragon is not coming out by itself
[1d20+5 = 11]
>>28121
Why did he get off her back? His movement is impaired to in the water.
>wants her to kill it
She's gotta know where it is first
Spot check to tell where the Dragon is lurking
>>28121
Why did he get off her back? His movement is impaired to in the water.
>wants her to kill it
She's gotta know where it is first
Spot check to tell where the Dragon is lurking
Trumpaladin wades deeper into the water. He'll probably drown eventually if Tracy doesn't dive into the water to attack the dragon or try to make a deal to give it 50000 sheckels if it lets us pass or anything
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME!"
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME!"
>>28126
>try to make a deal
You put the ranks into diplomacy, why haven't you tried it?
>'Can you swim?!'
>try to make a deal
You put the ranks into diplomacy, why haven't you tried it?
>'Can you swim?!'
Naturally, Trump is swept from his feet and falls <spalooosh> into the bog.
>>28124
Tracy's faggot, I am dead serious and I want an honest answer. Why do you ignore GM telling you repeatedly the dragon is not coming out on its own? Why do you refuse to try to offer the Dragon gold to get it to come out? What is your game here?
Tracy's faggot, I am dead serious and I want an honest answer. Why do you ignore GM telling you repeatedly the dragon is not coming out on its own? Why do you refuse to try to offer the Dragon gold to get it to come out? What is your game here?
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>>28120
I didn't mean to be offensive, I just thought you were item creating. I didn't realize this pertained to the situation at hand
I didn't mean to be offensive, I just thought you were item creating. I didn't realize this pertained to the situation at hand
>>28137
I have zero ranks in bluff. Use bluff. Do literally anything to entice this dragon to come out
I have zero ranks in bluff. Use bluff. Do literally anything to entice this dragon to come out
>>28138
Nope it does, because Torc knows they need acid resistance for this.
"TROLL I NEED YOU!"
Torc begins to enchant the rings with acid resistance
Nope it does, because Torc knows they need acid resistance for this.
"TROLL I NEED YOU!"
Torc begins to enchant the rings with acid resistance
>>28139
Didn't you just wade into the water and get tripped into said water for doing so? Aren't you DIRECTLY in harms way? I think you are,....
Didn't you just wade into the water and get tripped into said water for doing so? Aren't you DIRECTLY in harms way? I think you are,....
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Trumpaladin calls upon the power of meme magic to DRAIN THE SWAMP!
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[1d20 = 13]
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
[1d20 = 16]
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
>>28151
Nightmare has +6 initiative. Does that apply?
Her first move uis to drag Trumpaladin out of the water.
Nightmare has +6 initiative. Does that apply?
Her first move uis to drag Trumpaladin out of the water.
>>28152
Apologies, I mistook the situation. I was skimming, and thought that Torc was being called on (which my mind thought 'Trump'). The Blurrble was assuming he was still under water (which at the time he was) but I completely misread the scenario. Torcuil is astride Trollestia, who are keeping pace with Uatchit (and Infernius and Thez).
Apologies, I mistook the situation. I was skimming, and thought that Torc was being called on (which my mind thought 'Trump'). The Blurrble was assuming he was still under water (which at the time he was) but I completely misread the scenario. Torcuil is astride Trollestia, who are keeping pace with Uatchit (and Infernius and Thez).
>>28153
I would love to ride her to attack this thing but you have GOT to top being such a pussy. This thing is a young adult. I could kill it dismounted. Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack. I have three swigs of heal serious wounds, I can lay hands, and I can cast heal serious wounds on a mount at the same time as myself. Just let me get a full round attack on this thing. Also, you can grapple it with better strength than inferius if it tries to get away, while I deal a hell of a lot of damage to it with a sword every round.
On my laptop. I am ready
I would love to ride her to attack this thing but you have GOT to top being such a pussy. This thing is a young adult. I could kill it dismounted. Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack. I have three swigs of heal serious wounds, I can lay hands, and I can cast heal serious wounds on a mount at the same time as myself. Just let me get a full round attack on this thing. Also, you can grapple it with better strength than inferius if it tries to get away, while I deal a hell of a lot of damage to it with a sword every round.
On my laptop. I am ready
>>28154
No problem
"Troll, hold on a second I got something for you."
Torc shoves the ring of acid resistance on her horn
No problem
"Troll, hold on a second I got something for you."
Torc shoves the ring of acid resistance on her horn
>>28155
> I could kill it dismounted
Not in the water you can't.
>Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack
She can't attack until she knows where it is.
>grapple
It's too BIG for her, and could just drag her underwater. She doesn't have hands either.
> I could kill it dismounted
Not in the water you can't.
>Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack
She can't attack until she knows where it is.
>grapple
It's too BIG for her, and could just drag her underwater. She doesn't have hands either.
>>28160
Then why did you refuse to help entice it out of the water. Either it wants sheckels and comes out, or it attacks us and comes out. Those are the only two options. Waiting does nothing but wastes our time. It's 10PM central time. You've waited like two hours.
Then why did you refuse to help entice it out of the water. Either it wants sheckels and comes out, or it attacks us and comes out. Those are the only two options. Waiting does nothing but wastes our time. It's 10PM central time. You've waited like two hours.
Trumpaladin:
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw
>>28164
Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
>>28163
What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166
I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166
I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>28170
>tried nothing
I made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?
Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
>>28170
>tried nothing
I made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?
Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
>>28164
"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
>>28174
Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
>>28177
What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
>>28180
The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
Alright! Trump has first move, which is good cuz he's in the water. He's followed by Tracy.
>>28186
"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
Trump is in full plate. He doesn't float.
>>28205
>diplomacy
This
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
>diplomacy
This
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
>>28216
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
>>28222
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
>>28229
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
>>28215
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Remember, while I know YOU know what you mean/envision when you say "Do a thing", I don't necessarily, and the more open to interpretation your "A thing" command is, the more open to fucking players over I am enabled. Tl;dr pretend I don't know what you mean when making action descriptions K? ^_^
>>28236
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
>>28250
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>>28255
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>>28256
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
>>28264
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
>>28264
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
>>28263
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
[1d20 = 11]
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
>>28269
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
>>28271
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
If Trump is finished, its Torcuil's turn
>>28281
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>>28288
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>>28304
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
>>28316
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
>>28317
i mean i was going to do it to gain us some favor with it but since we are gonna kill it
>>28310
i dont do this infact delet this trump.
i mean i was going to do it to gain us some favor with it but since we are gonna kill it
>>28310
i dont do this infact delet this trump.
>>28319
>'I'm not moving either, but your football players are melting and in pain. We don't need them now that the other idiots have shown up.'
>'I'm not moving either, but your football players are melting and in pain. We don't need them now that the other idiots have shown up.'
>>28307
#winning
Okay. The scenario is this (described through latent dialogue). The Trolls had inhabited the particular section of forest, but in doing so had drawn the attention of the resident dragon. In exchange for not-murder, the trolls would offer meat. To help assuage the dragon during lean times (such as this) they woul prey on less-wild animals (read, Port Barry loggers). Neither the Dragon, nor the Trolls ever wanted to start a fuss, but it was a matter of individual and group survival.
The dragon its self doesn't really care where its meal comes from, it just likes them 'pickled' (seeded in bog-water for a duration).
Ultimately, by sending out a logging party, the party caused this whole debacle by upsetting the delicate balance of power and existential circumstance by inserting a human presence in an otheriwise homeostatic dynamic, resulting in potential catastrophe to the hoomans, which was mitigated by the party.
Congrats, the party are the bad guys. ^_^
#winning
Okay. The scenario is this (described through latent dialogue). The Trolls had inhabited the particular section of forest, but in doing so had drawn the attention of the resident dragon. In exchange for not-murder, the trolls would offer meat. To help assuage the dragon during lean times (such as this) they woul prey on less-wild animals (read, Port Barry loggers). Neither the Dragon, nor the Trolls ever wanted to start a fuss, but it was a matter of individual and group survival.
The dragon its self doesn't really care where its meal comes from, it just likes them 'pickled' (seeded in bog-water for a duration).
Ultimately, by sending out a logging party, the party caused this whole debacle by upsetting the delicate balance of power and existential circumstance by inserting a human presence in an otheriwise homeostatic dynamic, resulting in potential catastrophe to the hoomans, which was mitigated by the party.
Congrats, the party are the bad guys. ^_^
>>28322
And now we correct the Homostasis
My actions are the same
Also, communicate to Fae to lead the Generals put by an alternative path
And now we correct the Homostasis
My actions are the same
Also, communicate to Fae to lead the Generals put by an alternative path
>>28324
Yes, but now the party has killed off the Troll hunting party (rightly in that case, though it WAS due to encroachment) and now both the Trolls (cuz the wimmins and chillins haven't just died) as well as the Dragon are without a source of food.
Yes, but now the party has killed off the Troll hunting party (rightly in that case, though it WAS due to encroachment) and now both the Trolls (cuz the wimmins and chillins haven't just died) as well as the Dragon are without a source of food.
>>28322
"The trolls aren't coming back. What are you going to do from now on? You can't keep attacking travelers if you wanna' stay here without problems."
"The trolls aren't coming back. What are you going to do from now on? You can't keep attacking travelers if you wanna' stay here without problems."
GM, I have Torc morph into a black dragon.
I'm gonna relocate the poor thing
I'm gonna relocate the poor thing
>>28331
While I want to say "Success, it is so",... you don't know where it COULD go at the moment. I mean, it could stay here, but the Trolls (which are largely dead) had killed offf much of the local fauna. You could leave it there and hope that said fauna returned,... its a gamble either way.
While I want to say "Success, it is so",... you don't know where it COULD go at the moment. I mean, it could stay here, but the Trolls (which are largely dead) had killed offf much of the local fauna. You could leave it there and hope that said fauna returned,... its a gamble either way.
>>28337
That's still technocally trespassing. You could even consider the trolls her property/cohorts, so intentions weren't exactly non-aggro.
The lawful thing to do would be st make a peace-deal.
That's still technocally trespassing. You could even consider the trolls her property/cohorts, so intentions weren't exactly non-aggro.
The lawful thing to do would be st make a peace-deal.
>>28348
Or dragon is a man (woman).
"The sea is full of fish and wildlife. You can eat your fill there," Thez says dropping to the ground.
Or dragon is a man (woman).
"The sea is full of fish and wildlife. You can eat your fill there," Thez says dropping to the ground.
>>28362
"Remember when you were angry at Korak for being a slaver? This is the same thing here with me. We obliged you there, oblige me here"
"Remember when you were angry at Korak for being a slaver? This is the same thing here with me. We obliged you there, oblige me here"
To ceremonialize the situation, and to assuage any doubt, Thez walks forward and offers her hand. "Eat it, it will rejuvenate." to which the hungry dragon does eat. Her arm is quite meaty, and though not enough to sate a dragon of her size, the gesture is not dismissed.
"If there are lands beyond this that I may hunt and prey on that do not cause harm, I will do so. I'm sure you have differing standards of propriety, but you have been kinder and more considering than any I've encountered (realize, no one is nice to black dragons, in general).
Also, Thez passes out from blood-loss, cuz her regen stone isn't working for her anymore.
"If there are lands beyond this that I may hunt and prey on that do not cause harm, I will do so. I'm sure you have differing standards of propriety, but you have been kinder and more considering than any I've encountered (realize, no one is nice to black dragons, in general).
Also, Thez passes out from blood-loss, cuz her regen stone isn't working for her anymore.
>>28376
"If it means exchanging what I have for a stable environment, I will consider doing so. Your men died because they were in my land, and were therefore my prey. If I can have prey without trouble, I will do so at cost."
>>28378
Thez wakes up, dazed.
>>28380
"I,... it has been a long time. I was once called Kiynen. No one has ever asked me my name."
"If it means exchanging what I have for a stable environment, I will consider doing so. Your men died because they were in my land, and were therefore my prey. If I can have prey without trouble, I will do so at cost."
>>28378
Thez wakes up, dazed.
>>28380
"I,... it has been a long time. I was once called Kiynen. No one has ever asked me my name."
>>28385
"Those were my men. I cannot go home empty handed. I will happily leave you alone if you part with it"
"Those were my men. I cannot go home empty handed. I will happily leave you alone if you part with it"
>>28391
"If you know of a place, where I can sustain myself without preying upon bipeds and homonids, then I will readily offer my treasure."
"If you know of a place, where I can sustain myself without preying upon bipeds and homonids, then I will readily offer my treasure."
>>28395
"Thez was suggesting the ocean just a minute ago. That'd be due east, over mountains. Plenty of fish, maybe whales. Please do not attack fisherman though."
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"Thez was suggesting the ocean just a minute ago. That'd be due east, over mountains. Plenty of fish, maybe whales. Please do not attack fisherman though."
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Let me state for the record, I had absolutely no intention or predisposition that things turn out this way, it was entirely a matter of momentary inspiration, serendipity, and identification with a dragon that is evil (yes) but really just wants to survive, and is operating in a context that it didn't initially plan for but was making the best of.
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>>28401
Fair, and it will be paid in due course. Who (except Darkie) really wants to die anyhow?
>>28406
>>28408
"I'd not have offered my arm if I thought this,..." to Infernius, "Please, get me to the Entertron, I don't know what is happening," she sounds worried, for the first time he's ever heard it.
Fair, and it will be paid in due course. Who (except Darkie) really wants to die anyhow?
>>28406
>>28408
"I'd not have offered my arm if I thought this,..." to Infernius, "Please, get me to the Entertron, I don't know what is happening," she sounds worried, for the first time he's ever heard it.
>>28385
"Well Kiynen. I am a sheepdog, and you attacked my sheep. We can help you. but you won't be able to take your treasure with you anyways"
"Well Kiynen. I am a sheepdog, and you attacked my sheep. We can help you. but you won't be able to take your treasure with you anyways"
If she dies, can't we revive her too along with the Generals?
>>28410
If I get the treasure, then sure, I'll say this trip was not a perfect disaster.
We're using the treasure as drow bait, by the way
If I get the treasure, then sure, I'll say this trip was not a perfect disaster.
We're using the treasure as drow bait, by the way
"Thanks, u big oaf."
"Don't get in the habit of bullying Ponimaru though, I wasn't going to forgive you for that until now."
"Don't get in the habit of bullying Ponimaru though, I wasn't going to forgive you for that until now."
>>28396
Sorry, I had to reset browser again, I work backwards when do, please continue to remind if happens
"Yes I will. You smell sexy by the way."
Sorry, I had to reset browser again, I work backwards when do, please continue to remind if happens
"Yes I will. You smell sexy by the way."
>>28430
"No, Ben escaped while you were fighting Ponimaru, and per my instructions (if something happens) he went to the Fight Club and spoke to the regulars. The regulars then got word to me."
"No, Ben escaped while you were fighting Ponimaru, and per my instructions (if something happens) he went to the Fight Club and spoke to the regulars. The regulars then got word to me."
Infernius Meta - no, there was NOT mention of Soros and such, just that you attacked Ponimaru
>>28433
Okay, I understand
"Okay, thank you for trusting me"
Torc uses polymorph to turn into a black dragon
"Follow me if oou would."
He the addresses the party "I'll be back later"
Torc then takes off due east, towards the ocean
>smell sexy
Not again...
Okay, I understand
"Okay, thank you for trusting me"
Torc uses polymorph to turn into a black dragon
"Follow me if oou would."
He the addresses the party "I'll be back later"
Torc then takes off due east, towards the ocean
>smell sexy
Not again...
>>28435
"My treasure is simply a collection of what my prey has left behind (and what didn't digest). Pretty though some of it may be, I have no attachment to it."
"My treasure is simply a collection of what my prey has left behind (and what didn't digest). Pretty though some of it may be, I have no attachment to it."
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>>28440
"Alright, produce it for us, and follow that fine rapable fellow. And no more attacking humans, because that is how you get people trying to kill you. There will be plenty of fish whales, and dolphins"
"Alright, produce it for us, and follow that fine rapable fellow. And no more attacking humans, because that is how you get people trying to kill you. There will be plenty of fish whales, and dolphins"
>>28444
Oh fug it all. Does anyone object if what 'was' south is now north, and vice versa? I inverted the map so it made sense with existing maps, but its damn confusing.
Lets make the Compass Rose Great Again!
Oh fug it all. Does anyone object if what 'was' south is now north, and vice versa? I inverted the map so it made sense with existing maps, but its damn confusing.
Lets make the Compass Rose Great Again!
>>28440
"Oh and... Before you leave him, be sure to, well, unleash all of your pent up energy and desire on him. He's shy, but he likes it when you are agressive"
"Oh and... Before you leave him, be sure to, well, unleash all of your pent up energy and desire on him. He's shy, but he likes it when you are agressive"
Trumpaladin casts DRAIN THE SWAMP to see if he has better luck than his patron
>>28460
"Yes I do. I took a potion. Now please either cast DRAIN THE SWAMP, bring the coins and such to the shore, and be on your way. We need Drow bait"
"Yes I do. I took a potion. Now please either cast DRAIN THE SWAMP, bring the coins and such to the shore, and be on your way. We need Drow bait"
Alright, as this session comes to a close (cuz I'm fugged, I've been up since 4) the party has lost: virtually nothing.
Darkie has gotten WAAAAAY more bored (which makes him more reasonable)
There's a dragon's treasure to lay claim to
There's a dragon (and a lady, DO tell Lenos)
There's some ppl to revive but that's what the Entertron is for,....
And that's just the full-party accomplishments. I haven't rolled for the dragon treasure yet - so fuck off - but its there and as for other stuff, minimal/moderate experience for some (not really anything died, but some get xp for role-playing).
I'm gonna go pass out, I'll be here bright and way-fuggin' early.
Darkie has gotten WAAAAAY more bored (which makes him more reasonable)
There's a dragon's treasure to lay claim to
There's a dragon (and a lady, DO tell Lenos)
There's some ppl to revive but that's what the Entertron is for,....
And that's just the full-party accomplishments. I haven't rolled for the dragon treasure yet - so fuck off - but its there and as for other stuff, minimal/moderate experience for some (not really anything died, but some get xp for role-playing).
I'm gonna go pass out, I'll be here bright and way-fuggin' early.
Feel free to do w/e tho
>>28466
Trumpaladin collects the Treasure.
Tells Fae
>Success, Dragon made to leave, Treasure collected. All dead will be revived, and wounded healed. Trolls are kill, and danger to Port Barry and the logging industry elminated
>lost - virtually nothing
Does't feel like it\r
Trumpaladin collects the Treasure.
Tells Fae
>Success, Dragon made to leave, Treasure collected. All dead will be revived, and wounded healed. Trolls are kill, and danger to Port Barry and the logging industry elminated
>lost - virtually nothing
Does't feel like it\r
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enjoy this color i did.
>>28471
That doesn't exist. Post a picture and maybe those Europoor devs can upload it when they wake up
Also, my laptop charger is broke. Reeeeee
Still no wifi
That doesn't exist. Post a picture and maybe those Europoor devs can upload it when they wake up
Also, my laptop charger is broke. Reeeeee
Still no wifi
Staff is going to remove all flags from the website. And I don't just mean custom flags. They will be removing geoflags as well. I protested, but got outvoted
Tracy does whatever to bring everyone and the bodies/treasure home, and then returns to her eggs.
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>>28486
I fully agree
>>28487
In my experience, that actually does work. I could perhaps persuade them to bring it to a vote, or maybe leave the geo-flags alone
I personally think that the people who hate the custom flags are actually concerned about only a single poster *cough* vril *cough* and we could just take his flag away.
>>28488
On the three boards that have them, yes
I fully agree
>>28487
In my experience, that actually does work. I could perhaps persuade them to bring it to a vote, or maybe leave the geo-flags alone
I personally think that the people who hate the custom flags are actually concerned about only a single poster *cough* vril *cough* and we could just take his flag away.
>>28488
On the three boards that have them, yes
Bitches, I know those feels, bur hold on a sec. I know peeps r comfy w/ flags - I for one love the derp flag - but we're (they're, the mods bue we as mlpol) trying to appeal to a greater audience. Flags r fun, but maybe flags are gay too. This doesn't mean "no more flags evar 4 all time", but for now let's try no flags?
Oh yeah, fuck Vril AND Nigel tho. Idk why ppl keep kissing the former's ass, and Idk why the latter is so dense. Sorry, desu
>>28496
Occasionally, and when he's getting attention/his way, I agree. Other times he's a right prick. Sorry, not sorry.
Occasionally, and when he's getting attention/his way, I agree. Other times he's a right prick. Sorry, not sorry.
>>28466
>not really anything died
I made Fae track down Trolls. We're making sure some died and those that didn't were chased miles West. Bringing back heads too
>not really anything died
I made Fae track down Trolls. We're making sure some died and those that didn't were chased miles West. Bringing back heads too
>>28508
If they actually died, sure. I think Fae and the Generals know to collect body parts - hearts though, I am less sure about
If they actually died, sure. I think Fae and the Generals know to collect body parts - hearts though, I am less sure about
>>28500
Since we're all I'm a Faggot atm (subbing for that word filter I suggested Xp, read Meta), I'll just say this. There are a lot of anons who voice their opinions over social media, other anons lurk, and obv there are those who post on site, whether reg or intermittent (btw, cheers again for da ebins). Mlpol will not suffer for trying different approaches, even if at times it is 'slightly' less comfy. Everything comes out in the wash, and if the site gets new content creators and active anons, it's better that we give up flags or w/e desu.
As for faggots who wanna make excuses as to why they don't post or participate, they too will be counted in a manner of speaking, for as increasing efforts to accommodate go neglected and ignored, it become obvious who really gives a fuck. I don't mean to sound overly critical OR overly permissive, and I can do so cuz I'm NOT a mod/jannie/w/e. I'm just some faggot who will be here as long as there's anons posting.
Since we're all I'm a Faggot atm (subbing for that word filter I suggested Xp, read Meta), I'll just say this. There are a lot of anons who voice their opinions over social media, other anons lurk, and obv there are those who post on site, whether reg or intermittent (btw, cheers again for da ebins). Mlpol will not suffer for trying different approaches, even if at times it is 'slightly' less comfy. Everything comes out in the wash, and if the site gets new content creators and active anons, it's better that we give up flags or w/e desu.
As for faggots who wanna make excuses as to why they don't post or participate, they too will be counted in a manner of speaking, for as increasing efforts to accommodate go neglected and ignored, it become obvious who really gives a fuck. I don't mean to sound overly critical OR overly permissive, and I can do so cuz I'm NOT a mod/jannie/w/e. I'm just some faggot who will be here as long as there's anons posting.
>>28511
>I don't mean to sound overly critical OR overly permissive, and I can do so cuz I'm NOT a mod/jannie/w/e. I'm just some faggot who will be here as long as there's anons posting
Well, as I think you've all probably figured out by now, I hate being unable to shape the happenings around me. Or as you had Thez say it during the rape scene "you don't like feeling out of control, do you?"
>I don't mean to sound overly critical OR overly permissive, and I can do so cuz I'm NOT a mod/jannie/w/e. I'm just some faggot who will be here as long as there's anons posting
Well, as I think you've all probably figured out by now, I hate being unable to shape the happenings around me. Or as you had Thez say it during the rape scene "you don't like feeling out of control, do you?"
>>28405
That post you deleted was a hell of a lot better than this one (well, from my perspective anyways). What was "… How many bipeds per day are you talking about?" supposed to mean anyways?
\r
That post you deleted was a hell of a lot better than this one (well, from my perspective anyways). What was "… How many bipeds per day are you talking about?" supposed to mean anyways?
\r
>>28466
Goddamn that was a miserable session. It's been hours and I still feel it. Maybe it'll stop tomorrow
Goddamn that was a miserable session. It's been hours and I still feel it. Maybe it'll stop tomorrow
>>28513
Sorry, I should have worded that better, I wasn't being critical of or referencing you at all. Please don't misunderstand.
When it comes to Mlpol I take an assertive stance cuz reasons, and though not a mod, I'm constantly on the lookout for false, disingenuous, or otherwise harmful participants, who really just wanna fuck with people cuz reasons. So when it comes to proposed changes to the site - even though I have zero authorization or mandate - I am always quick to assess the scope and nature of those requesting/demanding the changes. In the case of flags, there is valid concerns about them, but I also have no doubt that an indeterminable (yet still existent) percentage of the anons calling for the change haven't really ever posted, and probably won't even if there are no flags. Or perhaps, they want the flags gone so they can better troll.
Tl:dr There's no doubt in my mind that some calling for no-flags are spurious. W/e the case, I have no problem making sure that opponents do not get their way, and new users get what they want out of the site.
P.S. I don't like feeling out of control either ^_~
Sorry, I should have worded that better, I wasn't being critical of or referencing you at all. Please don't misunderstand.
When it comes to Mlpol I take an assertive stance cuz reasons, and though not a mod, I'm constantly on the lookout for false, disingenuous, or otherwise harmful participants, who really just wanna fuck with people cuz reasons. So when it comes to proposed changes to the site - even though I have zero authorization or mandate - I am always quick to assess the scope and nature of those requesting/demanding the changes. In the case of flags, there is valid concerns about them, but I also have no doubt that an indeterminable (yet still existent) percentage of the anons calling for the change haven't really ever posted, and probably won't even if there are no flags. Or perhaps, they want the flags gone so they can better troll.
Tl:dr There's no doubt in my mind that some calling for no-flags are spurious. W/e the case, I have no problem making sure that opponents do not get their way, and new users get what they want out of the site.
P.S. I don't like feeling out of control either ^_~
When Empathetic Link says that two characters share the connection to the same item, does that also apply to affects with saves, like cursed items?
>>28521
I would think so, in the sense that when one character is set upon my a cursed item the other character's support and connection would aid in their ability to combat/elude the influence of said item.
I would think so, in the sense that when one character is set upon my a cursed item the other character's support and connection would aid in their ability to combat/elude the influence of said item.
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>>28522
What about other items, with conditions upon their affects?
For example, Vaderiem is a Holy sword: he'd temporarily bestow one negative level upon and evil wielder: that wouldn't apply to Tracy unless she actually holds him, right?
What about other items, with conditions upon their affects?
For example, Vaderiem is a Holy sword: he'd temporarily bestow one negative level upon and evil wielder: that wouldn't apply to Tracy unless she actually holds him, right?
>>28523
'Morning
Yeah, I seriously had no plan for last night to turn out that way. One of these days when I'm feeling less inhibitions toward, I'll go into detail about the full scope of the metaphysics I'm employing throughout the course of the Game and then you'll really think I'm nuts, but in the moment the idea occurred to me that a dragon - even an evil skull-faced one - might well entertain a better situation if given the chance, if it got to keep its hide, even if that meant submitting to the will of others. They're not stupid after all.
'Morning
Yeah, I seriously had no plan for last night to turn out that way. One of these days when I'm feeling less inhibitions toward, I'll go into detail about the full scope of the metaphysics I'm employing throughout the course of the Game and then you'll really think I'm nuts, but in the moment the idea occurred to me that a dragon - even an evil skull-faced one - might well entertain a better situation if given the chance, if it got to keep its hide, even if that meant submitting to the will of others. They're not stupid after all.
>>28526
Tbqh desu sempai, I expected a Black dragon to show. I was actually going to tell Trumpaladin's player to wait for the rest of the hunting party before proceeding, and just spam his Detect Evil skill, but I got impatientr and just assumed that the Dragon would appear in front of us. I should've known it would ambush the raiding party: they're like gators..
>>28527
What about items with lasting effects when one character fails his/her save, like a Mace of Blood? Cursed items are my favorite kinds of items, desu, because they could potentially to anything.
Tbqh desu sempai, I expected a Black dragon to show. I was actually going to tell Trumpaladin's player to wait for the rest of the hunting party before proceeding, and just spam his Detect Evil skill, but I got impatientr and just assumed that the Dragon would appear in front of us. I should've known it would ambush the raiding party: they're like gators..
>>28527
What about items with lasting effects when one character fails his/her save, like a Mace of Blood? Cursed items are my favorite kinds of items, desu, because they could potentially to anything.
>>28529
It wouldn't have ambushed them, I expected it was going to attack Trump and Tracy, but then you mentioned the zephyr shoes and I was like "Well THAT'S out, but the Generals will definitely wake it up"
>cursed item saves
I'm not sure what you mean, Are you asking if an empathic link helps to combat the negative effects such as alignment change?
It wouldn't have ambushed them, I expected it was going to attack Trump and Tracy, but then you mentioned the zephyr shoes and I was like "Well THAT'S out, but the Generals will definitely wake it up"
>cursed item saves
I'm not sure what you mean, Are you asking if an empathic link helps to combat the negative effects such as alignment change?
>>28532
Yes. In particular, I don't want Trump's player to get bent out of shape if Tracy drags home an item that accidentally turns him evil, or polymorphs him into a snail in the moonlight, or changes his gender or literally anything else a cursed item could do.
Yes. In particular, I don't want Trump's player to get bent out of shape if Tracy drags home an item that accidentally turns him evil, or polymorphs him into a snail in the moonlight, or changes his gender or literally anything else a cursed item could do.
>>28533
No, anything Tracy uses will only affect Tracy, though the link allows Trump to assist in combatting the effects. He won't get turned into a newt just 'cuz she does, if that's your concern.
No, anything Tracy uses will only affect Tracy, though the link allows Trump to assist in combatting the effects. He won't get turned into a newt just 'cuz she does, if that's your concern.
>>28534
So, was the scene where he was able to breath in the upper stratosphere bullshit for more reasons than several?
So, was the scene where he was able to breath in the upper stratosphere bullshit for more reasons than several?
>>28535
>>28536
Thats an interesting question. The description of the necklace only describes that there is a shell of air around the wearer, but not the size (it could be a few inches, or it could be an aura-sized envelope). I really hadn't thought about it to that degree, since the concept is open to interpretation. Given Tracy's size (esp. when Cauchemar) its conceivable that Trump would fit inside the shell, but its also conceivable that he should have been unable to breathe. That would have made the scene far less comfy had I even thought of it, so in retrospect I would still have gone with the previous situation.
>>28536
Thats an interesting question. The description of the necklace only describes that there is a shell of air around the wearer, but not the size (it could be a few inches, or it could be an aura-sized envelope). I really hadn't thought about it to that degree, since the concept is open to interpretation. Given Tracy's size (esp. when Cauchemar) its conceivable that Trump would fit inside the shell, but its also conceivable that he should have been unable to breathe. That would have made the scene far less comfy had I even thought of it, so in retrospect I would still have gone with the previous situation.
>>28537
Alright then.
It that case, I hope it'd probably also make it a bit easier to see/breath when surrounded with volcanic smog.
Alright then.
It that case, I hope it'd probably also make it a bit easier to see/breath when surrounded with volcanic smog.
Also, can cursed items, other than the Specific cursed items on the list, be crafted? There are some very interesting effects there, and some of the Specific items don't even require spells to craft.
>>28539
I'll use the smoke a bit more tactfully then, instead of just spamming the cone every turn.
>>28539
I'll use the smoke a bit more tactfully then, instead of just spamming the cone every turn.
>>28540
The description suggests that the smoke is an involuntary thing, but I haven't had it adversely affect anyone (friendly) so far
The description suggests that the smoke is an involuntary thing, but I haven't had it adversely affect anyone (friendly) so far
>>28541
When I first read it, it sounded like a voluntary free action to me:
>During the excitement of battle, a nightmare snorts and neighs with rage. This snorting fills a 15-foot cone with a hot, sulfurous smoke that chokes and blinds opponents. Anyone in the cone must succeed on a DC 24 Fortitude save or take a –2 penalty on all attack and damage rolls until 1d6 minutes after leaving the cone. The cone lasts 1 round, and the nightmare uses it once as a free action during its turn each round. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Although, I guess its rider doesn't count as an opponent, so the rider should be able to see/breath clearly.
When I first read it, it sounded like a voluntary free action to me:
>During the excitement of battle, a nightmare snorts and neighs with rage. This snorting fills a 15-foot cone with a hot, sulfurous smoke that chokes and blinds opponents. Anyone in the cone must succeed on a DC 24 Fortitude save or take a –2 penalty on all attack and damage rolls until 1d6 minutes after leaving the cone. The cone lasts 1 round, and the nightmare uses it once as a free action during its turn each round. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Although, I guess its rider doesn't count as an opponent, so the rider should be able to see/breath clearly.
>>28542
It was the "during the excitement of battle" part that suggests its more of an involuntary thing, like just something they "do" during the heat of battle, in the same sense that when a person is agitated their respiration naturally increases outside their conscious thought.
>>28540
>>28543
I really haven't dealt with cursed items very much, I'll need a bit to contemplate.
It was the "during the excitement of battle" part that suggests its more of an involuntary thing, like just something they "do" during the heat of battle, in the same sense that when a person is agitated their respiration naturally increases outside their conscious thought.
>>28540
>>28543
I really haven't dealt with cursed items very much, I'll need a bit to contemplate.
Crossing fingers for spooky cursed items in the dragon's hoard
>>28545
So here's what I am getting from the whole of cursed items. Most such items seem to fall somewhere between "Malicious practical joke" and "Intentionally killing/maiming/permanently-handicapping". There are some examples (the Mace of Blood is one) where I can envision the item coming about through a particularly brutal or bloody war, perhaps a betrayal, or some other degree of foul circumstance. A berserking sword is another such example. Aside from those however, the only point to a cursed item seems to be as a booby-trap against anyone who might attempt to run off with 'whoever's' treasure. Beyond that though, I can think of very few situations where a competent spell-caster would go through the trouble of crafting such an item (except perhaps TO deliberately malign someone), but in such cases its hard (for me at least) to imagine that such an item would be retained and not either destroyed or whatever. That's my initial impression at least.
So here's what I am getting from the whole of cursed items. Most such items seem to fall somewhere between "Malicious practical joke" and "Intentionally killing/maiming/permanently-handicapping". There are some examples (the Mace of Blood is one) where I can envision the item coming about through a particularly brutal or bloody war, perhaps a betrayal, or some other degree of foul circumstance. A berserking sword is another such example. Aside from those however, the only point to a cursed item seems to be as a booby-trap against anyone who might attempt to run off with 'whoever's' treasure. Beyond that though, I can think of very few situations where a competent spell-caster would go through the trouble of crafting such an item (except perhaps TO deliberately malign someone), but in such cases its hard (for me at least) to imagine that such an item would be retained and not either destroyed or whatever. That's my initial impression at least.
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But seriously, does anyone else want to build a Mar-a-Lago resort on the Dragon's bayou?
>>28548
I gather Tracy was asking "How many doods per day do you eat?", but I'm not sure. The dragon was essentially indicating that it doesn't have to eat doods, and another source of food was plentiful, it would consider it.
I gather Tracy was asking "How many doods per day do you eat?", but I'm not sure. The dragon was essentially indicating that it doesn't have to eat doods, and another source of food was plentiful, it would consider it.
>>28549
I feel like the rational response is "hell no," but given just how damned expensive of a shaggy dog hunt that was, and since I was intending on starting a resort at some point, we may as well use the conquered land
\r
I feel like the rational response is "hell no," but given just how damned expensive of a shaggy dog hunt that was, and since I was intending on starting a resort at some point, we may as well use the conquered land
\r
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>>28548
It was just a crude joke about feeding her douches we don't like.
Yeah, I'll make sure to speak up again later. I'm just a little shy about telling characters what to do, because I dislike being told what to do, but I'll give any advice I have in the future.
In the future, spam your Detect Evil in any place you could envision a surprise encounter.
>>28547
I was actually going to request being able to turn my heavy mace into a Mace of Blood by mercilessly genociding the trolls, but it didn't go as planned... I've been under the notion that she's been pouring her fiendish blood over the hilt for four days, but it'll still take a while to craft Especially since I was hoping to eventually stack its effect with a Mace of Terror.
As for the subject of cursed items, i like them mostly because they're like practical jokes, especially since some could end up being useful, at some ridiculous condition/cost.
>>28550
Basically this.
>>28551
If killy ever gets outed by the local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
It was just a crude joke about feeding her douches we don't like.
Yeah, I'll make sure to speak up again later. I'm just a little shy about telling characters what to do, because I dislike being told what to do, but I'll give any advice I have in the future.
In the future, spam your Detect Evil in any place you could envision a surprise encounter.
>>28547
I was actually going to request being able to turn my heavy mace into a Mace of Blood by mercilessly genociding the trolls, but it didn't go as planned... I've been under the notion that she's been pouring her fiendish blood over the hilt for four days, but it'll still take a while to craft Especially since I was hoping to eventually stack its effect with a Mace of Terror.
As for the subject of cursed items, i like them mostly because they're like practical jokes, especially since some could end up being useful, at some ridiculous condition/cost.
>>28550
Basically this.
>>28551
If killy ever gets outed by the local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
>>28553
This is part of the reason I wanted to help Tay craft her Lyre of Building.
If three or more characters collaborate on a craft, could it be completed faster?
This is part of the reason I wanted to help Tay craft her Lyre of Building.
If three or more characters collaborate on a craft, could it be completed faster?
>>28552
"Put up with"? Aside from being entirely suspicious of everything its experiencing, but otherwise realizing it is dealing with a group that is capable of murdering it if they really wanted (dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive) not much. Its not trying to >rape him if that's your question.
"Put up with"? Aside from being entirely suspicious of everything its experiencing, but otherwise realizing it is dealing with a group that is capable of murdering it if they really wanted (dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive) not much. Its not trying to >rape him if that's your question.
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Since a Summon Monster I wand only costs 750 shekels, Tracy crafts one of those.
Rolling for Eggs hatching, because why not?
>>28556
>dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive
This.
It was exactly the right size to make Tracy an ebin suit of armor in her full-sized form and still have leftovers for all the rest of the group. I just felt sorry for it though...
Since a Summon Monster I wand only costs 750 shekels, Tracy crafts one of those.
Rolling for Eggs hatching, because why not?
>>28556
>dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive
This.
It was exactly the right size to make Tracy an ebin suit of armor in her full-sized form and still have leftovers for all the rest of the group. I just felt sorry for it though...
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>>28558
>mfw increasingly nervous of getting off of these eggs, because every day that goes by increases the chance of them hatching while she's away.
>mfw increasingly nervous of getting off of these eggs, because every day that goes by increases the chance of them hatching while she's away.
>>28557
Flying, it wouldn't take them that long, you can assume that they've arrived. Oh hey, you know there's a whole bunch of bodies right there in Durpistan that could sustain her for months now that I think about it,....
>>28558
Fun fact, that's why Lenos died in his previous life, was cuz somebody wanted black-and-gold striped dragon plate.
>>28555
That makes sense, though Tay is a long way from being skilled enough to use such an item.
Flying, it wouldn't take them that long, you can assume that they've arrived. Oh hey, you know there's a whole bunch of bodies right there in Durpistan that could sustain her for months now that I think about it,....
>>28558
Fun fact, that's why Lenos died in his previous life, was cuz somebody wanted black-and-gold striped dragon plate.
>>28555
That makes sense, though Tay is a long way from being skilled enough to use such an item.
>local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
What?
What?
>>28560
>Thanks for reminding me
Torc some how signals for (dragons name) to land.
"First, a quick break. I'm not used to this.
Second, I just remembered a place where you could get some food for a while. Me and some friends went on a genocidial rampage a while ago. We never really cleaned up, so there would be plenty of food."
>>28554
>>28561
Crikey mate, look at that giant ass terraquese.
I'm gonna pet it
>Thanks for reminding me
Torc some how signals for (dragons name) to land.
"First, a quick break. I'm not used to this.
Second, I just remembered a place where you could get some food for a while. Me and some friends went on a genocidial rampage a while ago. We never really cleaned up, so there would be plenty of food."
>>28554
>>28561
Crikey mate, look at that giant ass terraquese.
I'm gonna pet it
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>>28561
Beaches/Oceans are Bronze Dragon territory. It's a potentially fragile ecosystem.
I just thought of the image of Torc doing tricks in front of a crowd with a massive Black Dragon snapping at him to be hilarious.
>>28563
Well, that doesn't sound very Lawful to me.. I sense ulterior motives..
>>28564
Steve Irwin was basically an irl Ranger.
Beaches/Oceans are Bronze Dragon territory. It's a potentially fragile ecosystem.
I just thought of the image of Torc doing tricks in front of a crowd with a massive Black Dragon snapping at him to be hilarious.
>>28563
Well, that doesn't sound very Lawful to me.. I sense ulterior motives..
>>28564
Steve Irwin was basically an irl Ranger.
>>28564
Torcuil, please don't bring it to Durpustan, because then it can't be trusted not to attack the people we send to rebuild the mine. Then I'll HAVE to kill it. It can't stay there long anyways. Take it south to the sea on the other side of the continent so we don't have to encounter it again
Torcuil, please don't bring it to Durpustan, because then it can't be trusted not to attack the people we send to rebuild the mine. Then I'll HAVE to kill it. It can't stay there long anyways. Take it south to the sea on the other side of the continent so we don't have to encounter it again
>>28564
Kiynen (Kih-yee-nen)
>>28565
Kek
As far as good and evil races/characters are concerned, often times the distinction between good and evil is a matter of interpretation by the surrounding societies. Shrek is a perfect example, as well as others (both in and out of D&D), where the determination of "evil" or w/e is a matter of reputation and misunderstanding by (often) ignorant groups to something that they simply don't understand. The concept of "evil" conventionally regarded as "Service to Self" rather than "Service to Others", but an individual can be entirely focused on STS but without being so at the expense of others, or as in the case of Kiynen, is so because of an absence of a suitable alternative.
Kiynen (Kih-yee-nen)
>>28565
Kek
As far as good and evil races/characters are concerned, often times the distinction between good and evil is a matter of interpretation by the surrounding societies. Shrek is a perfect example, as well as others (both in and out of D&D), where the determination of "evil" or w/e is a matter of reputation and misunderstanding by (often) ignorant groups to something that they simply don't understand. The concept of "evil" conventionally regarded as "Service to Self" rather than "Service to Others", but an individual can be entirely focused on STS but without being so at the expense of others, or as in the case of Kiynen, is so because of an absence of a suitable alternative.
>>28566
Idk, m8. Black dragons aren't retarded enough to malign parties that could kill them, and we've got a LOT of dead bodies to clean up with only ~15 workers before they begin to attract/turn-into monsters.
Idk, m8. Black dragons aren't retarded enough to malign parties that could kill them, and we've got a LOT of dead bodies to clean up with only ~15 workers before they begin to attract/turn-into monsters.
Why the hell was everyone so ready to kill alleged communists without even bothering to check that they actually believed in the tenets of communism? Why did no one think "maybe we can convince these people to be capitalists, or at least enslave them for our mine"? Why does a man eating black dragon get all sorts of pity and is talked to and everything, but the Durpistanis who never harmed anyone get nothing but contempt?
>>28568
This. I don't want to have to get too preachy, but one of the underlying themes of the game is that most things can have/find a purpose that benefits both themselves and those they encounter/interact with (kinda like the whole Natsoc concept)
This. I don't want to have to get too preachy, but one of the underlying themes of the game is that most things can have/find a purpose that benefits both themselves and those they encounter/interact with (kinda like the whole Natsoc concept)
>>28570
The answer to that question lies in understanding the dynamic of Cardishore and the Capital City desu. It hasn't come up yet, but it will.
The answer to that question lies in understanding the dynamic of Cardishore and the Capital City desu. It hasn't come up yet, but it will.
>>28569
It was a place of a communist massacre: I canb think of a dozen monsters that could be attracted/created from those circumstances.
>>28570
My character wasn't there, but the reasonable course of action would've been to at least knock and ask questions, instead of just attacking like that... I felt sorry for those guys...
It was a place of a communist massacre: I canb think of a dozen monsters that could be attracted/created from those circumstances.
>>28570
My character wasn't there, but the reasonable course of action would've been to at least knock and ask questions, instead of just attacking like that... I felt sorry for those guys...
>>28573
So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
>>28577
No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
>>28578
I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
Also, I just have a soft spot for Black dragons because they remind me og gators. I'm a Floridian; sue me.
>>28579
Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
>>28579
Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
>>28583
The Durpistanis*
>>28582
If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
The Durpistanis*
>>28582
If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
>>28584
If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
>>28579
You're right, that's not an answer, it is an assurance that there is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580
I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583
Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
You're right, that's not an answer, it is an assurance that there is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580
I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583
Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
The absence of children in the Durpistani civilization did send a chill down my spine though. Reminded me of a "race" of cultivated brainless humaniods grown by demons in large fields, from a book I read once. I'll make my judgement to how it was handled after I the details are revealed.
GM if I can be a faggot for one moment, can I get a ballpark estimate of how long it'll take these eggs to hatch? I can't find any sources to figure it out..
>>28588
If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
Please note, I'll be unavailable for the overwhelming majority of tomorrow (from 10a~6p).
>>25998 →
Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
>>28599
Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
>>28604
Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.They also have a fondness for Fae.
Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.They also have a fondness for Fae.
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>>28606
Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
>>28614
"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
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