As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28650
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
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>>28663
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>>28666
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
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Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
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>>28673
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
(hoping this works)
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28677
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
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>>28677
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
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>>28683
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
No fucking chariot. This must be alone. Maybe MAYBE Inferius as a third person but no fourth or fifth person
I just don't want Tracy or Trumpaladin to get their souls sucked-out. I want Tracy to do the sucking.
>>28694
Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
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Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
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gm?
Sorry for absence, got called away for a sec. Still that damn "robot" check though
K, back fully and catching up (no robot check?)
So dare I ask, but what all happened? Did Mlpol experience a sudden surge of spam/interference relating to threads and dialogues? There's not normally a robot filter, especially one that is exclusive to /vx/
Infernius, can you character craft a couple Detect Magic Wands? They'd barely use any time at all.
>>28703
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
Tracy inspects the treasure from the bog.
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Was Thez's mask based off of a Hat of Disguise? Can craft my own version? I have the Disguise Self spell.
Alright, Torc goes to find Kiynen.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.
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>>28741
Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!
*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!
*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
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Sir Bearington is a Legend on /tg/.
I g2g for a while.
>>28760
The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
>>28766
It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
>>28770
"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761
THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761
THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties
>>28781
Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
>>28787
Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places.
Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places.
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>>28791
Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne
"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"
>>28788
"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"
>>28781
Also, Detect Evil.
And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne
"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"
>>28788
"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"
>>28781
Also, Detect Evil.
And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
>>28797
"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
>>28825
"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see my gun..."
"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see my gun..."
>>28829
"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"
"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"
>>28832
*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
back
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
>>28834
Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea
>>28835
"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea
>>28835
"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
[1d20 = 11]
>>28845
"I can respect that..."
Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.
Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country
>>28846
GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
>>28845
"I can respect that..."
Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.
Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country
>>28846
GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
New bread soon cuz dammit
>>28849
"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
\r
"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
\r
>>28850
Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
[1d20 = 14]
>>28854
"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
>>28854
"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
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