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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
727 replies and 31 files omitted.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28657
28660 28663 28666
>>28652
Yo that sounds fun as hell
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28658
28660
>>28652
>Not asking your husband first

>>28654
When in Cauchemar form

Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28659
28661 28666
>>28654
i guess i could help craft it but only when thez is better.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28660
28662 28663
>>28657
It will be the Devourers who become the devoured.
>>28658
Well, obviously you'd be there. It'd just go more smoothly with a high-level Cleric in tow.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28661
>>28659
We could use some of the Troll bones as decoration, for maximum spookiness.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28662
28664 28666
>>28656
I guess I'll add that to my list of 'Positions of Power'
>>28660
Torc could make the chariot
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28663
28669
>>28660
Where's the fun in Smooth? I haven't hit aything with a sword since the Tarasque fight, except the first troll fight that occured out of game

>>28657
Fuck off. You stole my dragon
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28664
28665
>>28662
whats your crafting bonus?
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28665
28667
>>28664
Uh...
Fuck if I know, ask GM
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28666
28668 28669 28671
>>28650
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28667
28670
>>28665
mines 14
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28668
28682
>>28666
"thez can we have a talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28669
Smug woodhoers.png
>>28663
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28670
28673 28682
>>28667
>>28667
You'll be necessary. Tracy can make objects ethereal at will, but it'll be better to have a chariot that can do the same, so things don't get bumpy (has been reading a lot about nightmare tactics)
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28671
28674 28682
>>28666
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28672
28677
No chariot
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28673
28680
>>28670
Don't plan an expedition now. We haven't even followed up on our last two big things
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28674
28738
1503273791204.png
>>28671

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28675
28678 28682
61ba20dd093bd6b33cfc61182f6c6ba8-d1npj7w.jpg
Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28676
28678 28679
Having trouble posting/replying
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28677
28681 28683 28684
when they call you slovakia.png
>>28672
WHY?!
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28678
>>28675
we need to genocide those things
>>28676
refresh.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28679
>>28676
There a captcha now
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28680
>>28673
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28681
>>28677
nice file name.

Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28682
28685
(hoping this works)
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta

Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28683
28687
>>28677
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\

No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28684
28688
Omen-of-Odin.jpg
>>28677
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28685
28686
>>28682
"we go out of earshot of others, come on motioning to follow him towards the libary."
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28686
28688
>>28685
Sigh
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28687
Chariot.jpg
>>28683
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28688
28689
>>28684
b-but im a witcher.
>>28686
its fine i just didnt want anyone metagaming.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28689
28690
>>28688
The Wild Hunt, as in Norse Mythology.
Also, Geralt rode with them while he was undead.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28690
28692
>>28689
oh that wild hunt.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28691
28693 28694 28697
No fucking chariot. This must be alone. Maybe MAYBE Inferius as a third person but no fourth or fifth person
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28692
28694
>>28690
This is the real reason I wanted to mutate other horses. I want to create my own Wild Hunt.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28693
>>28691
Sure, that hunt can be solo, but at least let us craft one for future sieges.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28694
28696 28700 28705
>>28692
thats actually pretty badass.
>>28691
why?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28695
I just don't want Tracy or Trumpaladin to get their souls sucked-out. I want Tracy to do the sucking.
dLgR+
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No.28696
28700
>>28694
Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
\r
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28697
28698
>>28691
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stop hoarding xp for yourself.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28698
28699
>>28697
I didn't get a single swing last night
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28699
>>28698
neither did i.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28700
>>28696
Meant for >>28694


Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28702
gm?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28703
28704 28720
Sorry for absence, got called away for a sec. Still that damn "robot" check though
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28704
>>28703
refresh again.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28705
28706 28707 28709
>>28694
Are their any Evil Fae in this realm I can hunt? I want to collect some fairy dust.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28706
>>28705
Fey*
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28707
28708
>>28705
probably.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28708
28710
>>28707
You think the library would yield any clues? I need to hunt some fairies because reasons.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28709
28712
>>28705
Run through the woods with Detect Evil
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28710
28714
>>28708
yea theres probably an instruction manual.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28711
K, back fully and catching up (no robot check?)
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28712
28713 28714
>>28709
I can only Detect Good, but you could do it.
Actually, can we make a rod for that?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28713
28715
>>28712
I think we can but... nevermind
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28714
>>28712
>>28710

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28715
28716
>>28713
You want to run through the woods looking for ebil fairies with her?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28716
28717
>>28715
Do you?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28717
>>28716
Sure. I said I wanted to hunt some fairies.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28718
So dare I ask, but what all happened? Did Mlpol experience a sudden surge of spam/interference relating to threads and dialogues? There's not normally a robot filter, especially one that is exclusive to /vx/
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28719
28721
Infernius, can you character craft a couple Detect Magic Wands? They'd barely use any time at all.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28720
28724 28757
>>28703
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.

First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.

Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.

These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.

When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.

Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28721
28722
>>28719
yea but hes not available at the minute.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28722
28723 28724
>>28721
Ah..
Who is at the tower atm?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28723
28724 28726
>>28722
the whole party i think.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28724
28725
>>28722
Trumpaladin but doing >>28720

>>28723
Torcuil is at a McDonalds
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28725
>>28724
you're right he is.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28726
28728 28731
>>28723
Okay, is there anyone else in the stables besides Tracy and Trollestia?

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28727
Tracy inspects the treasure from the bog.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28728
28729
>>28726
no
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28729
28730
>>28728
I wonder where Ponimaru usually spends his day..
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28730
28731 28732
>>28729
in the shadows.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28731
28732 28733
>>28726
Infernius and Thez are in the library engaged in an animated (though quiet) argument.
>>28730
This. Whether @ Bens, the Whorehouse, or parts in between,... always in the shadows. <lonely japanese flute sounds>
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28732
>>28731
>>28730
Poor colt. Idk if he has any real friends..
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28733
28734 28735 28736
image.png
>>28731
Aww, I want to listen in on the drama
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28734
>>28733
roll a listen check then.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28735
>>28733
Some things were not meant for mortal ears.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28736
>>28733
I'll consider making a screen-cap. For now, its best that it play out organically.
dLgR+
?
No.28737
28739
[1d20 = 6]
Listen for Drama
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28738
28743 28745
>>28674
Can i call an exorcist?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28739
>>28737
There is ONE way,....
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28740
28741
516zqXKmkDL.jpg
Was Thez's mask based off of a Hat of Disguise? Can craft my own version? I have the Disguise Self spell.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28741
28746
>>28740
Precisely that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28742
28745
Alright, Torc goes to find Kiynen.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28743
28744
Spoilered
>>28738

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28744
>>28743
>glimmer
But y tho
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28745
28756 28757 28758
pickle.png
>>28742
No one has died that I'm aware of
>>28738
Does this bother you? Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28746
28747
>>28741
Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!
*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28747
28748
>>28746
jej on all accounts.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28748
28749
64a3dd1f7ec86828925e71d753fb6b4a.jpg
>>28747

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28749
28751 28752
>>28748
im confused as to whats happening there.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28750
28754
sir_bearington_by_pamcakeghostylubsyoo.jpg
1350676499841.jpg
Sir bearington and friends_38bfbe_6146710.jpg
sir_bearington.jpg
Sir Bearington is a Legend on /tg/.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28751
28753
>>28749
The horse's head is fake: it's a centaur disguised as a hoo-man on horseback.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28752
>>28749
That's a centaur disguising itself as a rider on a horse
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28753
>>28751
oh i see now his legs are fake too.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28754
28756
>>28750
hey that guys not a guy its a bear!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28755
I g2g for a while.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28756
>>28745
So, you do want to die
>>28754
>drags him away
Sorry mr bearrington
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28757
28760
>>28745
I repeat >>28720

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28758
28759 28760 28761
>>28745
Does Torc find the dragon?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28759
28760 28761 28764
>>28758
does torc fuck the dragon?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28760
28763 28764
>>28758
Are you referring to Kiynen?
>>28757
And the treasure was retrieved. It will be enumerated soon, I'm just back-and-forth for the time being (pic to follow)
>>28759
Does the dragon fug Torc is a better question Xp
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28761
28762 28764 28779
>>28758
>>28759
Remember you have as a final line of defense pocket spaghetti. Pull them out to ruin any social occasion.

Now speaking of spaghetti, I went and bought another cooking pot
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28762
>>28761
im glad you have another one.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28763
28765
>>28760
The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28764
28765
>>28759
No
>>28760
Yes
Gotta make sure no one else dies so Trump doesn't kill me
>>28761
Cooking pots are always good
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28765
28766
>>28764
Yes the dragon fucks Torcuil? Noted kidding
>>28763
Yes, everyone is restored and revived. If anything, they're more impressed by the fact that Trump has the means to undo death than that they got killded.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28766
28767 28768
>>28765
Torcuil: random women's sexual frustration punching bag
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28767
28769
>>28766
It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28768
28769 28771
>>28766
You got that right.
[Steps out from behind a building]
Hi torc.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28769
28770 28771
>>28768
>reeeing in fear
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMP..."
Torc then fucking realizes who it is
"Oh, its you"
>>28767
I know I know...
What are my limit for Torc's polymorph
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28770
28771 28773
>>28769
Whats a sexy man like you doing in a place like this?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28771
28772
>>28768
>>28769
>>28770
oh dear here comes more >rape.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28772
>>28771
Queit faggot.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28773
28778
>>28770
"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28774
28775
4Vvbx.gif

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28775
28776 28777
>>28774
Now youre next
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28776
28786
>>28775
"He likes it, don't tell him I said that"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28777
28780 28781 28782 28783
>>28775
Let Tay decide who her victims are
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28778
28781 28782 28786
>>28773
Id like you to pump me full of something else. ;)
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28779
28781
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761
THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28780
28781
>>28777
Fucking checked.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28781
28785 28787 28796
>>28780
Kek
>>28779
Trump took the robe, and I'm looking forward to him using it
>>28778
>nosebleed
>>28777
All are Tays victims, haven't you figured it out yet?

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28782
28784
>>28778
Watch out, you've got a dragoness to compete with now.
>>28777
Checked
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28783
>>28777
no.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28784
28790
>>28782
Threesome.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28785
28795
>>28781
Can I hold all the shekels in it? Because I would absolutely use it for that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28786
28788 28791 28795
>>28776
Who said that
>>28778
"This fookin burd"
Torc shakes his head
"Why be ye fucking bothering [b]me. I don't want a damn relatioship with ye, ye cunt."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28787
28789
>>28781
Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28788
28791 28796
>>28786
I like it when you call me that.
[Dripping sounds]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28789
>>28787
Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28790
>>28784
Everything works out then.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28791
28792 28796
>>28786
Fucking bitch ass bold didn't work, why me
>>28788
"Dear god ye wankstain, da hell is wrong with ya?"
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28792
28803
>>28791
Its easier to get to you than the bull. And i like spaghetti.
[Blushes while saying bull.]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28793
28803
What's the dragon doing atm?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28795
28798
>>28785
Yes, yes you can.
>>28786
Thez did
Pretty sure she (Tay) doesn't want a relationship either, she just wants the D

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28796
28797
flat,800x800,075,t.jpg
>>28791
Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne

"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"

>>28788
"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"

>>28781
Also, Detect Evil.

And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28797
28804
>>28796
>>28794
[Hiss]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28798
28801 28846
>>28795
Would he have to hold them in individual pockets?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28799
28800 28806
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28800
>>28799
Where are they?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28801
>>28798
Yes, a handful at a time
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28802
28812
*fills hot water-bottles*
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28803
28806 28807
>>28792
In all seriousness, why Torc though?
"what would it take to get you to leave Tay?"
>>28794
"Fuck you too trump"
>>28793
This is all I wanted to know
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28804
28805 28807 28808
>>28797
"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28805
28806
>>28804
>engaged
Who?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28806
28808
>>28803
"It's okay Torcuil, I'm here to kill your dragon girlfriend help you"

>>28799
But I should be in durpistan. Like what structures are there from a flying view? I know there is the mine and a mcdonalds, but what else?

>>28805
Her name is Kiynen
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28807
28808 28809 28810
>>28803
Tays attracted to his spaghettiness. A threesome with you and the dragon.
>>28804
Lol i dont care.

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28808
28811
>>28804
>>28806
"Trump, I mean this in the nicest way possible.
You are a cunt, so fuck off"
>>28807
No
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28809
28812 28814 28846
[4d20 = 34]
>>28807
"Oh yeah?"

FULL ROUND SPAGHETTI ASSAULT FROM INFINITE POCKETS!!!!
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28810
>>28807
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzB2N9xnJk
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28811
[4d20 = 43]
>>28808
"D'aww. I feel the same about you too"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28812
28813 28846
>>28802
*wraps heated blankets around eggs*
*kisses both eggs*
>>28809
Do those pockets allow items to be ejected from them at command?


Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28813
>>28812
Not sure. I'd assume a spaghetti attack works like a standard ranged attack
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28814
28815 28816 28826
>>28809
[Gets down on knees and opens mouth.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28815
28817 28826
>>28814
[feeds her spaghetti]
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28816
>>28814
Oh thats just nasty
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28817
28821 28826
>>28815
Dont get any in my hair.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28818
28819 28821
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28819
28820 28821 28846
>>28818
Guns guns Guns?!?!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28820
>>28819
Maybe. All we know is that it's full of "autistic" gnomes.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28821
28822 28823 28826
>>28817
*smiles*
"Just get in all in your mouth, and be sure to swallow'

>>28818
Krenshall? I think Sparintenar is more promising. But we can add it to the list. I want to see what is in Durpistan first

>>28819
"I can ask about getting some ammo for you in Sparintenar"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28822
>>28821
>gagging noises
Torc runs while he can
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28823
28824
>>28821
Mmmh im good at swallowing hehe.
C- can i go?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28824
28825 28828
>>28823
"But you must leave this gentleman and his dragon alone, sexual fiend"

Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28825
28827
>>28824
Bring me to the guns.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28826
28830 28846
>>28821
>>28817
>>28815
>>28814
fucking what?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28827
28829
>>28825
"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see my gun..."
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28828
>>28824
"SHES NOT MY DRAGON" echos in the streets
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28829
28831
>>28827
Hmmm maybe after we get back to the tower.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28830
>>28826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxAdWNMBnQ
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28831
28832
>>28829
"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28832
28833
>>28831
How gentlemenly of you herr trump.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28833
28835
>>28832
*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28834
28836
back
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28835
28836 28839
>>28833
Well i was head of deutchesamerika imdrustal departments. I could make us countless tech.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28836
28838 28841
>>28834
Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea

>>28835
"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28837
28839 28844
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28838
28839 28841
>>28836
Actually its a .44 also i know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28839
28840 28841
>>28837
>Trying to loot the city after we're gone
Oh no you don't!

Search surroundings

>>28835
"Tay, you want to check and see what these bolsheviks left behind?"

>>28838
"Impressive"
\r
KjVzt
?
No.28840
28843
[1d20 = 7]
>>28839
Sure.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28841
28842 28843
>>28838
>>28836
Don't go assuming stuff. Gnomes are notorious for their inventions having retarded flaws.
>>28839
>communists having anything worth taking
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28842
>>28841
I do know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28843
28845
[1d20 = 6]
>>28841
Oh the gnomes aren't the ones doing the crafting

>>28840
"Tay... if you don't mind me asking a personal question... are you baby crazy?"
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28844
>>28837
Uh, Torc is tring to figure that out too
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28845
28847
>>28843
Not until i can find a suitable husband that lives up to my standards.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28846
28847 28851
Sorry, computer reset again cuz thread
>>28798
Yes
>>28809
Wut? FFS
>>28812
Generally no
>>28819
Oh, suddenly theres interest in the gnomish village I've been referencing since there were other places to reference
>>28826
Shhhh, they're insane

It went off the rails after that. U silly bastards

!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28847
28849
[1d20 = 11]
>>28845
"I can respect that..."

Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.

Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country

>>28846
GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28848
New bread soon cuz dammit
KjVzt
?
No.28849
28850
[1d20 = 4]
>>28847
Aid
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28850
28854
>>28849
"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28851
28852 28853
>>28846
What is the dragon doing?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28852
>>28851
This
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28853
>>28851
This also. I'm kind of waiting for the bitch to lunge at me
\r
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28854
28855
>>28850
Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28855
28856 28860
[1d20 = 14]
>>28854
"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28856
28860
>>28855
NOW I remove the dice
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28859
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/28857.html
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28860
>>28855
>>28856
It has an electric based primer,and an ai thats shut down right now to conserve electricity.