As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>28526
Tbqh desu sempai, I expected a Black dragon to show. I was actually going to tell Trumpaladin's player to wait for the rest of the hunting party before proceeding, and just spam his Detect Evil skill, but I got impatientr and just assumed that the Dragon would appear in front of us. I should've known it would ambush the raiding party: they're like gators..
>>28527
What about items with lasting effects when one character fails his/her save, like a Mace of Blood? Cursed items are my favorite kinds of items, desu, because they could potentially to anything.
Tbqh desu sempai, I expected a Black dragon to show. I was actually going to tell Trumpaladin's player to wait for the rest of the hunting party before proceeding, and just spam his Detect Evil skill, but I got impatientr and just assumed that the Dragon would appear in front of us. I should've known it would ambush the raiding party: they're like gators..
>>28527
What about items with lasting effects when one character fails his/her save, like a Mace of Blood? Cursed items are my favorite kinds of items, desu, because they could potentially to anything.
>>28529
It wouldn't have ambushed them, I expected it was going to attack Trump and Tracy, but then you mentioned the zephyr shoes and I was like "Well THAT'S out, but the Generals will definitely wake it up"
>cursed item saves
I'm not sure what you mean, Are you asking if an empathic link helps to combat the negative effects such as alignment change?
It wouldn't have ambushed them, I expected it was going to attack Trump and Tracy, but then you mentioned the zephyr shoes and I was like "Well THAT'S out, but the Generals will definitely wake it up"
>cursed item saves
I'm not sure what you mean, Are you asking if an empathic link helps to combat the negative effects such as alignment change?
>>28532
Yes. In particular, I don't want Trump's player to get bent out of shape if Tracy drags home an item that accidentally turns him evil, or polymorphs him into a snail in the moonlight, or changes his gender or literally anything else a cursed item could do.
Yes. In particular, I don't want Trump's player to get bent out of shape if Tracy drags home an item that accidentally turns him evil, or polymorphs him into a snail in the moonlight, or changes his gender or literally anything else a cursed item could do.
>>28533
No, anything Tracy uses will only affect Tracy, though the link allows Trump to assist in combatting the effects. He won't get turned into a newt just 'cuz she does, if that's your concern.
No, anything Tracy uses will only affect Tracy, though the link allows Trump to assist in combatting the effects. He won't get turned into a newt just 'cuz she does, if that's your concern.
>>28534
So, was the scene where he was able to breath in the upper stratosphere bullshit for more reasons than several?
So, was the scene where he was able to breath in the upper stratosphere bullshit for more reasons than several?
>>28535
>>28536
Thats an interesting question. The description of the necklace only describes that there is a shell of air around the wearer, but not the size (it could be a few inches, or it could be an aura-sized envelope). I really hadn't thought about it to that degree, since the concept is open to interpretation. Given Tracy's size (esp. when Cauchemar) its conceivable that Trump would fit inside the shell, but its also conceivable that he should have been unable to breathe. That would have made the scene far less comfy had I even thought of it, so in retrospect I would still have gone with the previous situation.
>>28536
Thats an interesting question. The description of the necklace only describes that there is a shell of air around the wearer, but not the size (it could be a few inches, or it could be an aura-sized envelope). I really hadn't thought about it to that degree, since the concept is open to interpretation. Given Tracy's size (esp. when Cauchemar) its conceivable that Trump would fit inside the shell, but its also conceivable that he should have been unable to breathe. That would have made the scene far less comfy had I even thought of it, so in retrospect I would still have gone with the previous situation.
>>28537
Alright then.
It that case, I hope it'd probably also make it a bit easier to see/breath when surrounded with volcanic smog.
Alright then.
It that case, I hope it'd probably also make it a bit easier to see/breath when surrounded with volcanic smog.
Also, can cursed items, other than the Specific cursed items on the list, be crafted? There are some very interesting effects there, and some of the Specific items don't even require spells to craft.
>>28539
I'll use the smoke a bit more tactfully then, instead of just spamming the cone every turn.
>>28539
I'll use the smoke a bit more tactfully then, instead of just spamming the cone every turn.
>>28540
The description suggests that the smoke is an involuntary thing, but I haven't had it adversely affect anyone (friendly) so far
The description suggests that the smoke is an involuntary thing, but I haven't had it adversely affect anyone (friendly) so far
>>28541
When I first read it, it sounded like a voluntary free action to me:
>During the excitement of battle, a nightmare snorts and neighs with rage. This snorting fills a 15-foot cone with a hot, sulfurous smoke that chokes and blinds opponents. Anyone in the cone must succeed on a DC 24 Fortitude save or take a –2 penalty on all attack and damage rolls until 1d6 minutes after leaving the cone. The cone lasts 1 round, and the nightmare uses it once as a free action during its turn each round. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Although, I guess its rider doesn't count as an opponent, so the rider should be able to see/breath clearly.
When I first read it, it sounded like a voluntary free action to me:
>During the excitement of battle, a nightmare snorts and neighs with rage. This snorting fills a 15-foot cone with a hot, sulfurous smoke that chokes and blinds opponents. Anyone in the cone must succeed on a DC 24 Fortitude save or take a –2 penalty on all attack and damage rolls until 1d6 minutes after leaving the cone. The cone lasts 1 round, and the nightmare uses it once as a free action during its turn each round. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Although, I guess its rider doesn't count as an opponent, so the rider should be able to see/breath clearly.
>>28542
It was the "during the excitement of battle" part that suggests its more of an involuntary thing, like just something they "do" during the heat of battle, in the same sense that when a person is agitated their respiration naturally increases outside their conscious thought.
>>28540
>>28543
I really haven't dealt with cursed items very much, I'll need a bit to contemplate.
It was the "during the excitement of battle" part that suggests its more of an involuntary thing, like just something they "do" during the heat of battle, in the same sense that when a person is agitated their respiration naturally increases outside their conscious thought.
>>28540
>>28543
I really haven't dealt with cursed items very much, I'll need a bit to contemplate.
Crossing fingers for spooky cursed items in the dragon's hoard
>>28545
So here's what I am getting from the whole of cursed items. Most such items seem to fall somewhere between "Malicious practical joke" and "Intentionally killing/maiming/permanently-handicapping". There are some examples (the Mace of Blood is one) where I can envision the item coming about through a particularly brutal or bloody war, perhaps a betrayal, or some other degree of foul circumstance. A berserking sword is another such example. Aside from those however, the only point to a cursed item seems to be as a booby-trap against anyone who might attempt to run off with 'whoever's' treasure. Beyond that though, I can think of very few situations where a competent spell-caster would go through the trouble of crafting such an item (except perhaps TO deliberately malign someone), but in such cases its hard (for me at least) to imagine that such an item would be retained and not either destroyed or whatever. That's my initial impression at least.
So here's what I am getting from the whole of cursed items. Most such items seem to fall somewhere between "Malicious practical joke" and "Intentionally killing/maiming/permanently-handicapping". There are some examples (the Mace of Blood is one) where I can envision the item coming about through a particularly brutal or bloody war, perhaps a betrayal, or some other degree of foul circumstance. A berserking sword is another such example. Aside from those however, the only point to a cursed item seems to be as a booby-trap against anyone who might attempt to run off with 'whoever's' treasure. Beyond that though, I can think of very few situations where a competent spell-caster would go through the trouble of crafting such an item (except perhaps TO deliberately malign someone), but in such cases its hard (for me at least) to imagine that such an item would be retained and not either destroyed or whatever. That's my initial impression at least.
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But seriously, does anyone else want to build a Mar-a-Lago resort on the Dragon's bayou?
>>28548
I gather Tracy was asking "How many doods per day do you eat?", but I'm not sure. The dragon was essentially indicating that it doesn't have to eat doods, and another source of food was plentiful, it would consider it.
I gather Tracy was asking "How many doods per day do you eat?", but I'm not sure. The dragon was essentially indicating that it doesn't have to eat doods, and another source of food was plentiful, it would consider it.
>>28549
I feel like the rational response is "hell no," but given just how damned expensive of a shaggy dog hunt that was, and since I was intending on starting a resort at some point, we may as well use the conquered land
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I feel like the rational response is "hell no," but given just how damned expensive of a shaggy dog hunt that was, and since I was intending on starting a resort at some point, we may as well use the conquered land
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>>28548
It was just a crude joke about feeding her douches we don't like.
Yeah, I'll make sure to speak up again later. I'm just a little shy about telling characters what to do, because I dislike being told what to do, but I'll give any advice I have in the future.
In the future, spam your Detect Evil in any place you could envision a surprise encounter.
>>28547
I was actually going to request being able to turn my heavy mace into a Mace of Blood by mercilessly genociding the trolls, but it didn't go as planned... I've been under the notion that she's been pouring her fiendish blood over the hilt for four days, but it'll still take a while to craft Especially since I was hoping to eventually stack its effect with a Mace of Terror.
As for the subject of cursed items, i like them mostly because they're like practical jokes, especially since some could end up being useful, at some ridiculous condition/cost.
>>28550
Basically this.
>>28551
If killy ever gets outed by the local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
It was just a crude joke about feeding her douches we don't like.
Yeah, I'll make sure to speak up again later. I'm just a little shy about telling characters what to do, because I dislike being told what to do, but I'll give any advice I have in the future.
In the future, spam your Detect Evil in any place you could envision a surprise encounter.
>>28547
I was actually going to request being able to turn my heavy mace into a Mace of Blood by mercilessly genociding the trolls, but it didn't go as planned... I've been under the notion that she's been pouring her fiendish blood over the hilt for four days, but it'll still take a while to craft Especially since I was hoping to eventually stack its effect with a Mace of Terror.
As for the subject of cursed items, i like them mostly because they're like practical jokes, especially since some could end up being useful, at some ridiculous condition/cost.
>>28550
Basically this.
>>28551
If killy ever gets outed by the local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
>>28553
This is part of the reason I wanted to help Tay craft her Lyre of Building.
If three or more characters collaborate on a craft, could it be completed faster?
This is part of the reason I wanted to help Tay craft her Lyre of Building.
If three or more characters collaborate on a craft, could it be completed faster?
>>28552
"Put up with"? Aside from being entirely suspicious of everything its experiencing, but otherwise realizing it is dealing with a group that is capable of murdering it if they really wanted (dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive) not much. Its not trying to >rape him if that's your question.
"Put up with"? Aside from being entirely suspicious of everything its experiencing, but otherwise realizing it is dealing with a group that is capable of murdering it if they really wanted (dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive) not much. Its not trying to >rape him if that's your question.
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Since a Summon Monster I wand only costs 750 shekels, Tracy crafts one of those.
Rolling for Eggs hatching, because why not?
>>28556
>dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive
This.
It was exactly the right size to make Tracy an ebin suit of armor in her full-sized form and still have leftovers for all the rest of the group. I just felt sorry for it though...
Since a Summon Monster I wand only costs 750 shekels, Tracy crafts one of those.
Rolling for Eggs hatching, because why not?
>>28556
>dragons are painfully aware that they're more valuable to a variety of creatures dead than alive
This.
It was exactly the right size to make Tracy an ebin suit of armor in her full-sized form and still have leftovers for all the rest of the group. I just felt sorry for it though...
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>>28558
>mfw increasingly nervous of getting off of these eggs, because every day that goes by increases the chance of them hatching while she's away.
>mfw increasingly nervous of getting off of these eggs, because every day that goes by increases the chance of them hatching while she's away.
>>28557
Flying, it wouldn't take them that long, you can assume that they've arrived. Oh hey, you know there's a whole bunch of bodies right there in Durpistan that could sustain her for months now that I think about it,....
>>28558
Fun fact, that's why Lenos died in his previous life, was cuz somebody wanted black-and-gold striped dragon plate.
>>28555
That makes sense, though Tay is a long way from being skilled enough to use such an item.
Flying, it wouldn't take them that long, you can assume that they've arrived. Oh hey, you know there's a whole bunch of bodies right there in Durpistan that could sustain her for months now that I think about it,....
>>28558
Fun fact, that's why Lenos died in his previous life, was cuz somebody wanted black-and-gold striped dragon plate.
>>28555
That makes sense, though Tay is a long way from being skilled enough to use such an item.
>local Bronze Dragons, she could be the manager/guardian after development. Torc could be our Steve Irwin.
What?
What?
>>28560
>Thanks for reminding me
Torc some how signals for (dragons name) to land.
"First, a quick break. I'm not used to this.
Second, I just remembered a place where you could get some food for a while. Me and some friends went on a genocidial rampage a while ago. We never really cleaned up, so there would be plenty of food."
>>28554
>>28561
Crikey mate, look at that giant ass terraquese.
I'm gonna pet it
>Thanks for reminding me
Torc some how signals for (dragons name) to land.
"First, a quick break. I'm not used to this.
Second, I just remembered a place where you could get some food for a while. Me and some friends went on a genocidial rampage a while ago. We never really cleaned up, so there would be plenty of food."
>>28554
>>28561
Crikey mate, look at that giant ass terraquese.
I'm gonna pet it
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>>28561
Beaches/Oceans are Bronze Dragon territory. It's a potentially fragile ecosystem.
I just thought of the image of Torc doing tricks in front of a crowd with a massive Black Dragon snapping at him to be hilarious.
>>28563
Well, that doesn't sound very Lawful to me.. I sense ulterior motives..
>>28564
Steve Irwin was basically an irl Ranger.
Beaches/Oceans are Bronze Dragon territory. It's a potentially fragile ecosystem.
I just thought of the image of Torc doing tricks in front of a crowd with a massive Black Dragon snapping at him to be hilarious.
>>28563
Well, that doesn't sound very Lawful to me.. I sense ulterior motives..
>>28564
Steve Irwin was basically an irl Ranger.
>>28564
Torcuil, please don't bring it to Durpustan, because then it can't be trusted not to attack the people we send to rebuild the mine. Then I'll HAVE to kill it. It can't stay there long anyways. Take it south to the sea on the other side of the continent so we don't have to encounter it again
Torcuil, please don't bring it to Durpustan, because then it can't be trusted not to attack the people we send to rebuild the mine. Then I'll HAVE to kill it. It can't stay there long anyways. Take it south to the sea on the other side of the continent so we don't have to encounter it again
>>28564
Kiynen (Kih-yee-nen)
>>28565
Kek
As far as good and evil races/characters are concerned, often times the distinction between good and evil is a matter of interpretation by the surrounding societies. Shrek is a perfect example, as well as others (both in and out of D&D), where the determination of "evil" or w/e is a matter of reputation and misunderstanding by (often) ignorant groups to something that they simply don't understand. The concept of "evil" conventionally regarded as "Service to Self" rather than "Service to Others", but an individual can be entirely focused on STS but without being so at the expense of others, or as in the case of Kiynen, is so because of an absence of a suitable alternative.
Kiynen (Kih-yee-nen)
>>28565
Kek
As far as good and evil races/characters are concerned, often times the distinction between good and evil is a matter of interpretation by the surrounding societies. Shrek is a perfect example, as well as others (both in and out of D&D), where the determination of "evil" or w/e is a matter of reputation and misunderstanding by (often) ignorant groups to something that they simply don't understand. The concept of "evil" conventionally regarded as "Service to Self" rather than "Service to Others", but an individual can be entirely focused on STS but without being so at the expense of others, or as in the case of Kiynen, is so because of an absence of a suitable alternative.
>>28566
Idk, m8. Black dragons aren't retarded enough to malign parties that could kill them, and we've got a LOT of dead bodies to clean up with only ~15 workers before they begin to attract/turn-into monsters.
Idk, m8. Black dragons aren't retarded enough to malign parties that could kill them, and we've got a LOT of dead bodies to clean up with only ~15 workers before they begin to attract/turn-into monsters.
Why the hell was everyone so ready to kill alleged communists without even bothering to check that they actually believed in the tenets of communism? Why did no one think "maybe we can convince these people to be capitalists, or at least enslave them for our mine"? Why does a man eating black dragon get all sorts of pity and is talked to and everything, but the Durpistanis who never harmed anyone get nothing but contempt?
>>28568
This. I don't want to have to get too preachy, but one of the underlying themes of the game is that most things can have/find a purpose that benefits both themselves and those they encounter/interact with (kinda like the whole Natsoc concept)
This. I don't want to have to get too preachy, but one of the underlying themes of the game is that most things can have/find a purpose that benefits both themselves and those they encounter/interact with (kinda like the whole Natsoc concept)
>>28570
The answer to that question lies in understanding the dynamic of Cardishore and the Capital City desu. It hasn't come up yet, but it will.
The answer to that question lies in understanding the dynamic of Cardishore and the Capital City desu. It hasn't come up yet, but it will.
>>28569
It was a place of a communist massacre: I canb think of a dozen monsters that could be attracted/created from those circumstances.
>>28570
My character wasn't there, but the reasonable course of action would've been to at least knock and ask questions, instead of just attacking like that... I felt sorry for those guys...
It was a place of a communist massacre: I canb think of a dozen monsters that could be attracted/created from those circumstances.
>>28570
My character wasn't there, but the reasonable course of action would've been to at least knock and ask questions, instead of just attacking like that... I felt sorry for those guys...
>>28573
So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
>>28577
No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
>>28578
I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
Also, I just have a soft spot for Black dragons because they remind me og gators. I'm a Floridian; sue me.
>>28579
Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
>>28579
Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
>>28583
The Durpistanis*
>>28582
If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
The Durpistanis*
>>28582
If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
>>28584
If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
>>28579
You're right, that's not an answer, it is an assurance that there is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580
I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583
Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
You're right, that's not an answer, it is an assurance that there is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580
I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583
Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
The absence of children in the Durpistani civilization did send a chill down my spine though. Reminded me of a "race" of cultivated brainless humaniods grown by demons in large fields, from a book I read once. I'll make my judgement to how it was handled after I the details are revealed.
GM if I can be a faggot for one moment, can I get a ballpark estimate of how long it'll take these eggs to hatch? I can't find any sources to figure it out..
>>28588
If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
Please note, I'll be unavailable for the overwhelming majority of tomorrow (from 10a~6p).
>>25998 →
Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
>>28599
Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
>>28604
Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.They also have a fondness for Fae.
Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.They also have a fondness for Fae.
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>>28606
Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
>>28614
"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
>>28617
What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon
What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon
>>28629
>Trump Good
Its fine
>>28627
>the arm
That reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
>Trump Good
Its fine
>>28627
>the arm
That reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
>>28631
If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
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>>28632
How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger
So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?
>>28633
Pic related
>Communists
How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger
So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?
>>28633
Pic related
>Communists
>>28636
>(you)ing the Paladin, who can turn and rebuke undead creaturesa, yet not actually asking the Paladin
>(you)ing the Paladin, who can turn and rebuke undead creaturesa, yet not actually asking the Paladin
>>28642
ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
>>28639
Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.
I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638
I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die
>>28643
It's in a separate category
Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.
I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638
I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die
>>28643
It's in a separate category
>>28645
For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648
Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648
You could with a good turning roll
For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648
Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648
You could with a good turning roll
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Does anybody want to craft a spooky Ghost-Chariot, and hunt Devouers with Tracy on the Ethereal Plane?
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>when Torc finds an apprentice
>>28651
I have literally never had that problen. Does that make me a god?
>when Torc finds an apprentice
>>28651
I have literally never had that problen. Does that make me a god?
>>28650
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
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>>28663
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>>28666
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
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Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
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>>28673
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
(hoping this works)
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28677
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
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>>28677
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
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>>28683
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
No fucking chariot. This must be alone. Maybe MAYBE Inferius as a third person but no fourth or fifth person
I just don't want Tracy or Trumpaladin to get their souls sucked-out. I want Tracy to do the sucking.
>>28694
Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
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Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
\r
gm?
Sorry for absence, got called away for a sec. Still that damn "robot" check though
K, back fully and catching up (no robot check?)
So dare I ask, but what all happened? Did Mlpol experience a sudden surge of spam/interference relating to threads and dialogues? There's not normally a robot filter, especially one that is exclusive to /vx/
Infernius, can you character craft a couple Detect Magic Wands? They'd barely use any time at all.
>>28703
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
Tracy inspects the treasure from the bog.
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