02b70 No.28857[Last 50 Posts]
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,… not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
PLZ NO RAPE ME
>>28857>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to
investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
[Burst out into tears]
Mostly, because I
want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
Does he seriously have a tattoo?
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
You really mean that? [Sniffs]
no its not that obvious….. yet
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
I might take you up on your offer then.
He only white-knights when he wants to.
Did you see yourself with the dragon?>>28880
The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
Where is everyone atm?
Which one is the retarded one?
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT>>28883
"Yes, we can do that"
They got better,….>>28888
Can't argue with those digits
"Uh… I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but…"
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
Danger is hot, take it out.
"I'm engaged though"
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
|Rolled 13 + 10|
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
"Sure, gimme a moment.">>28895
Kiynen the dragon?>Blackguard stuffs
Uhm, grey area >>28903
Oral is,… okay?
[Turns around to face trump]
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
|Rolled 19 + 10|
Anal is fine too.
"I'm not sure… Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"
Can Tracy go see her?
Also, how many bodies are there, ballpark?
|Rolled 9 + 10|
Well what if we dont tell her?
|Rolled 11 + 10|
I wont tell her if you dont.
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
thats not it at all if you want to do vaginal we can :) [gropes]
GM, how many bodies?
"Uh… I'm not saying I don't want it…">>28920
We should be circling the city, but if she hangs up the phone…
*she can feel that he wants it*
just let me do all the work. ;p you'll feel good desu.
Her being Kiynan?>bodies
That sure looks like tacid approval
GM says w/ a bit of blood drooling from his nose>>28919
She's so casually sexy, is there any permanence to her interests? Does it matter?>>28921
Oh get on with it!
[Undoes cod piece]
>>28926>Her being Kiynan?
How big is it? [Out of character.]
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',… hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,… distractions.">>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request.">>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
Oh hey there little guy your about to be really happy.
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,…"
[Strokes little trump.]
Thez is doubly suspicious now
You're bigger than torc.
"You gonna ride me?"
"Over time, yes I was. I thought they were unwanted."
I feel really bad for Fae right now
Thez is triply suspicious now.
"Alright, which one are you? Zald? Taze? Bost? Someone else?"
They're not accustomed to flying long distances either…
Im Just a simple meme farmer. Im not trolling.
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
Im play taylor swifts love life.
*Is Still being ridden, though I bet Fae is about ready to dump us now*
Why so quite?
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
"Uh… I still don't know if Tracy approves. Also I think she might be doing sketchy shit"
Shhhh! Not now GM-Thez
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
"Fine, for now, but I won't abide your stone-walling for long, and the night is young." e_e
I can stop if it makes you guys uncomfortable.
Only stop for Trumpaladin (because I gotta do math when that happens).
>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
I've sent out two >"Tracy!" messages
so about that Drow.
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
>*wishes he could go back to cropping screenshots*
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.>"Spit it out"
Tracy! calls confirmed,… though,…. Not white-knighting but,….>>28927>>28951>>28976
….. Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction…
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,…..
Wat? Wat's going on?I'm sorry. I've been preoccupied with making content…
Tracy is eating human remains
How does he know what she's doing? He can't actually read her mind.
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
She was hungry for hands. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
And we were doing so well,….
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
woah what? its over?
id rather the game not end.
I'm waiting on an answer to >>28992
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
Me too, but its pretty obvious at this point that there are differences that are not reconcilable, and that the players behind them can't let bygones be bygones.>>29001
Nah, ur in the clear this time.
Read back, reach your own conclusions, its not like this is going anywhere at the moment
I just want a no-eating people no-fucking people quid pro quo
i've be reading the whole time. its either tracy and trump or taylor.
I had the rumblies>TRACY
That only hands could satisfy>>29002
???? What differences damnit!
The game isn't dying on my watchPlz no, I don't wanna quit
>>29010You too infernius' faggot
GM answer damnit, whats the problem?
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,… what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,…>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while
playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
"Faggots playing their characters with flaws and quirks, and then expect everyone to accept that. But other characters having quirks and flaws? Nope go change to be how I envision you" kinda thing?>>29019
Can we just admit TrumpXTracy is what your talking about?
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
Damn it, it is what i thought it was
i have problems articulating myself as well.
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
That makes me sad….
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile>>28992>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.>>29005>communist>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
why does it bother you if tracy eats corpses? the baby?
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!>I can't even
Because eating humans is fucking haram. Like the most haram thing
Trump dies of a heart attack. Thez eats his face.
tracy ISN'T the same species so its okay.
JEJ this is when you know you pissed the gm off alot.
>>29033I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
>>29030>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.>>29030>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
I think I know where you are going with that….
Tracy falls asleep sudenly and has a dream of trump taking the baby
Please give one quid pro quo
I've given you two
already, for the most part.
You can have:>no murder>no >rape>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
fuck, ill give you one. if it means getting the game on the road.
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,….
Just no eating human today for no sex with Taylor today.
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.
Fine then, I'll quit
its like an junji ito manga.
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
Fucking hell, we don't want that
i dont want you to quit i just want to play.
Damn it trump no body wants you to quit.
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
>>29059>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
Are you asking for permission? Go for it, I really don't give a fuck right now.
>am sad now.
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,….
I'm really sorry, guys.. but wtf?! I get it if he orders my character around while they're together; they're married, that makes sense. But he can't just tell me what to do through meta-gaming. I'm playing an ebil character: I could be killing peasant children en mass and >raping their bodies in front of their helpless parents; I could burn the forest and kill the last pixie in the world; I could poison my enemies wells and strategically infect their people with Slimey Doom; but no, I settle for corpse-eating instead. I give him a really hard time sometimes, but I still jump through hoops to maintain a proper, in-character relationship too, even when I don't want to. There have been a lot of things I've wanted to do, but haven't for the sake of alignment issues, but he still goes around policing everything I do, while only barely maintaining his Code Of Conduct. I'd be fine, so long as I could actually play her in character when they weren't together.. Why does he always feel he needs to be in control of everything? Wtf…?!
…I'm still pissed about my phone.
Can you rabbit for a moment?
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot>True things will be spoken>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out alreadyI WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
she could have fighting the dragon.
No, that's not a plausible interpretation
In the meantime I'm tired as fuck. 10 minutes for counter arguments and closing statements and then I'm out
Because the exchange was about bodies and she knew he wouldn't be offended if she tried to fight the dragon, so she would not have "hung up">>29076
Just so much typing, so much to say. I'd rather not
i'm glad you came back.
Now I am worried
Secrets is never a solution
secrets are tactically sound.
Are you just trying to be contrarian to me?
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
So,… Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
meh the original was better.
Just she can't cross the line to where she isn't desirable anymore…
Interesting visuals though.
late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background…
What happened and what did I miss?
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
I'll just say I've lost, my heart is broken, and I will retreat
I'll see how long I am gone
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
Your participation has taught me a great deal about myself. When the Game began (on Mlpol) I approached it from a strictly D&D standpoint, where the GM is law and the players have minimal position to assuage the GM based on context and established rules. Trump has exceeded every expectation or preconception of what a player is capable. I've given him writ large simply because he as a character never ceases to amaze me (sometimes angrily) with his ingenuity and creativity. I've never - NEVER - seen a character world-build to the degree he has, with apparent (if it was difficult, it was done with fluidity and finesse) ease.
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
If you need time, please take it. If you need support I'll offer it (I'm far more tenacious than is readily known ^_~). I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome, and I'll literally and figuratively bend over backward (on video if needs be Xp) to those ends.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,… premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
As I said to Tracy/faggot a short while ago, in crafting the Game as it appears, I broke a number of "Don't" rules, some deliberately and some unknowingly. I have been far more permissive in some aspects, and not permissive enough in others, with the intention of developing a game that intentionally pushed the envelope of /tg/. I've made many mistakes in that effort, and I will make plenty more. Having said, I am proud - literally so - of the experiences I have shared and participated in over the last couple months. Yes, its been a couple months now. If it ends, or goes on hiatus indefinitely, or whatever the case, I will never forget what has happened. I'll probably never meet any of you face to face and that's okay I guess, but no one is replaceable, or expendable. I can't even begin to express how significant you have become, even if separated by Mlpol. No, not separated, but joined by Mlpol.
I can't even begin (I could, but its a blogpost I'll spare you of) to describe what has happend to and with me because of you and everyone else. So, take all the time you need. Take a week, a month, a year, and I'll still be here waiting to hear from you. Its too late for me to do anything else.
Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.
When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
i always say conflict brings us closer together.
Just… My waifu just have some minimal degree of purity. Anything other than Anthrophagy, please
Tracy,… pure,… thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
it doesn't bother infernuis.
And abortion doesn't bother me. But here we are
i know your not i was stating it though.
Why? Are you just trying to undermine me?
bro im not hostile to you. i consider you a friend.
So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.>>29078>>29063>>29057
i see you neglect these.
If it was cooked right,… sorry but well done is haram in my book>>29116
Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
>>29123>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day…
Come on, man…
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT
a PvP game, and NOBODY
been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants
you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
>>29125>>29124>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank youit's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable
Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
>>29129>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some
Who is at the tower atm?
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
>>29133>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself
>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
>>29137>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,…."
>>29139>Wand of False Life,>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot…>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
>>29140>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Kek, he's doing something with her I know that>>29139
"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
>>29145>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediately
Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food">>29146
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore… Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too…"
"Aww,… I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
"…. You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something
useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
"Uh… I think >>29159
answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"
>>29160>slavery fine>corpse-eating not okay at all
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
Didn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
"You want to help… uh, okay then">>29162
Give them the right task master
I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
"Uh… you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.>>29167Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?
*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,… so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
Also, I kind of want to go incognito for a bit while exploring the city.
>>29172>>29174I need to finish dialogue with Baz, yes
Slink off after we're through the city gate or just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
"I'll try to establish diplomacy. Do your thing, just don't let them catch you doing anything that will get them pissed off at the party">>29177
Trumpaladin approaches the main gate more closely, looking to see if anyone talks to him as he does so
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
Its scalable, if thats your question>>29181
No one approaches, but there appears to be an information booth just inside the gate. A surly looking gnome with fish-bowl glasses is scribbling notes on a piece of parchment.>>29179
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Did you give your mask of disguise back to Thez?
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
I thought she did.
Tracy can easily make her own now anyway.>>29187
Tracy approaches carefully in stealth.
"What were you busy developing?"
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
>>29193>Mained my cat and exploded
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
>>29195>Short inhabitants>Xenophobic and Isolationist>Talk very fast>Extremely industrious>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar…
Tracy has great experience in dealing with autists. Perhaps she can make friends with them.>>29203
That'd take several really great diplomacy checks, but that's a plausible idea. You'll need a way to Transport everything though.
Gotta build those, but it's an option>Railways
Perhaps you can look for a steam engine.
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
What did he mean by this?
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then…"
Shut up you
>>29211>But just fix the relationship damn it
Believe me, I want to, it's just so very difficult
This is why I said I don't want Torc in a relationship.
I don't feel like RPing it
im awake, gibe basic gestalt plz.
what did you find there?
Haven't gotten in yet.
Wtf did all of those Elf women go anyway?
It took you that long to figure it out? Kek.
I g2g for a few minutes. Will be back.
who told lennos about the dragon?>>29220
last night is the only time i thought about it.>>29210
i felt the same way, reading our early adventures helps me remember why i love this game.
I always thought Trollestia was keeping them in the stables>>29219
infernuis used to be so innocent.
ok i was just wondering.
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
i felt that way after the rape but ive moved on from that.
how about we take a trip back to where the tower used to be?
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
the tower moved over port barry.
Could've sworn I implied it somewhere..
Oh well.*humps legs*
also why the hell did we name it port barry, when the actual barry is a douche?
If we did then that is convenient>>29236
Stabby pony waifu must stay free from prion contamination >>29220
I really wanted to hear you answer that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Was that really fucking 2 months ago…
If it isn't just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer I don't get it either
You mean the asshole Thez killed?
>>29239>just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer
That's the whole thing.
>>29238>that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Great, wheres that insulin>>29225
Tracy still has his clothes and skeleton.
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
Yeah. She dragged-away every coworker GM killed.
thats pretty cute desu>Tracy Sentry
Idk. For that matter, you haven't actually given Trumpaladin a real name yet (didn't he just work for another guy named Trump in his universe?).>>29251
I kept meaning to remind you about that, but I was always too busy doing math…
i thought he was an imperial guard?
>>29253>Trump has the least backstory
Idk, I should start taking notes…
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
actually tracy has the least.
She's a horse/monster: it's not cannibalism if she's eating other species.
I had like two pages written and a whole backstory planned out for him. I stopped though after I got salty>>29258
Oh fuck off>>29259
BSE is cows>>29260
you should continue id like to know more about trump.
open a txt its not that hard.
Tracy's background is the same as her memes.
I implied that she was following bounties looking for her husband shortly before she died.>>29261>child
It isn't (entirely) hoo-man either. Also, that's not how prions work.
On that note
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
Nah, cause Tracy's faggot already had it written out for him.>>29258
Kek>>29261>oh fuck off
Its a joke, not Tracy's feminine benis…
Dont take it so hard>>29262
Computer isn't quite working still
theres a memo app on most tablets.
Idk how it's going to work out, desu…
Goddamn I feel shitty and sad for how everything has turned out
there has to be a way for things to turn around.
Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
>>29270>how everything has turned out
Cumulative, or just recently?>>29271
yea thatd work even better.
>>29273>Cumulative, or just recently
I just remember everything
I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff>>29277
Y T H O
Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
A whole list of things… I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..>>29283
Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
someone should meme a picture of the party.
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
>>29290>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
>>29294>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed>>29295
Hmmm… Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
>>29296>>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed
>>29296>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
That would be intresting>>29284
Never will change>>29294>>29296>>29297
Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job…
Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him…
It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
id have to ask thez.
It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
>>29307>I'll take the hit for you
what did he mean by this?
Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
wait he booped thez?!?
That would actually suck>>29302
He took Trollestia?
No, he's going after Kiynen
No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.>>29312
A while ago.
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
i dont know anymore.
Fuck your wife>>29321
Fuck your husband, then do that shit
Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
This. More sex to help with issues
Basically>Why I am not a relationship consuler: A memoir
"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
She can still fly.
*continues flying higher*
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
*climbs on back*>>29342
You're miles away. Shoo
I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama>>29343
I will not "shoo"
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
I need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
Necklace of Adaption>tail
It's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
They're not going that
They share connections to the same items.
Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?">>29351
Grab her by the pussy>>29355
Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
You should've let go
Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
Grapple Horse Pussy
>>2362you're tied up, but whatever
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
He's not completely tied
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
He's still in chains, just upright
Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear>>29370
Grabs Horse Pussy again
"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
>a long time worth of flying later
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*wraps around torso several times*
*Wraps chain around self several times*
You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in >>29371
Kek, youre taking my advice and its working>>29372
"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while.">>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
"…Careful now… Flashy.."
I'm taking this attack of opportunity
*Holds chains tight*
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
"i feel sick even thinking about it."
Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand>>29382
"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
Grabs dat Ass
*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
*shudders feverishly*>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country>locals think it's a miracle>Starts a new religion
"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
>>29399>Implying you could out-violent her
[whinnying monster noises]
"does my life even matter?"
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her.">>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
… And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended…
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
*bizarre space-rodeo continues*>>29406
*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"
*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*
"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks>>29410
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.>>29415
The Tracy 9 has taken off
"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
>>29420>5e: illumination 10 ft radius
*shines brightly, like the sun*
"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
"ill be here."
"barman gibe absinthe."
>>29422Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
>>29427Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason…
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29431Because they are the biggest threat
SMITES EVIL again!
>>29432It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love youso
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much…"
*bends neck back and kisses*
*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you…" *kissing noises*
[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
Link>"you're so cute"
[happy horsey noises]
*returns to earth*
*Tries removing chain*
*chain tightens, gently*
>>29456I didn't realize they hadn't landed>>29457
*tries removing chain again*
*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
>>29463>to bed a good waifu>bed
"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
>>29464>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
[happy pony noises]I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29466Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't
eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are gone
Awww… They were useful labor
Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
have i started hallucinating yet?>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
Any interest in "Fey Lake"?
I've never tried absinthe, I can't answer that>>29473
So make more. The dark red dot was where the thanksgiving Roc fell
How would you even do that though? Prance through the rivers alongside the water? Use a male human as bait?>>29478
Alrighty then. Looks like Slovenia might be making a river barge
Idk. I'm just hungry for shape-shifting vegetable.
Have her finish the Ghostmobile first.
Barge is usable in commerce though
For what? I don't like it
so we can ride through city walls, and so we can genocide ghosts.
It doesn't have
to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
Doesn't feel right>>29488
You're half speed on the ethereal plane
What don't you like about ghost-chariots?
No ghost theme. Unnecessary
oh its definitely necessary.
Because that's how the Ethereal plane works>>29493
Just stop it for now
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one… It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time…
I'll share my cauchemar with you all later. But right now, she's mine
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
"Where are the arms, the belt, and the other tools?"
Alright… I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
*infernuis is hammered by now*
"torc has them me think."
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
In pony form I'd assume that means equines
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
Not all evil things are Jewish!
I like how you think.
But George Soros is both Evil, and a Jew, and was Tracy's father prior to the mounting. Now, Elway can be her father>>29515
Stop trying to take my horsey. Shoo
Like a vampire. Drank Jew Blood to gain Jew powers, and so was like a Vampire's offspring
I'd explain, but I'm honestly too tired to type it all out tonight…
I still do want to catch those Fey though..
Like what do Nightmares and Tracy Cage have in common exactly? That they are both equines that are mean?>>29524
Sure, but you'd need to find them. (Fey Lake sounds promising)
I'm going to bed for real this time.
Good night everybody.
They've all been through a fair bit of hell?
Cute, but still stretching the metaphor
They both like screwing (with) the paladin?
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
Well, that and the sharp teeth…
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Meant to italicise that..
I don't think that describes the Tracy Cage OC well either
When was the /sp/ GETs? Was it april or may? We might consider celebrating that once in a while.
You will have to remove the taint of the jew, first.
Stop trying to be haxxor through eating shit>>29540
The day it started was July 16
That's something to think about..
I will not stop.
I will have her eat all of the monsters.
You ain't gettin' haxxor powers from them
When you use the Alter Self ability, do poisons count as physical characteristics? I.e, if you turn into a giant scorpion, would your stinger be venomous?
I'll eat them recreationally then.
I'm going to bed for the third time now. I have work tomorrow.
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.
Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
I was working Xp
Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
BUT, I posted the John Motherfucking Elway thread ON /sp/ XP
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,… what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,…)
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>silence 4 rest of transaction
I wish I didn't care that much.>>29553
I'll figure out what the hell you're talking about tonight
I know that Ponimaru has the belt.
Also, does this have something to do with her regen stone not working?
Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
Thanks for clarifying. I was unsure about whether or not venom glands fell under physiology.
What is Infernius doing atm?
thinking about going to the bazaar to buy thez some cosplay.
Pick up any scrolls while you're at it.
what if i find a scroll of Explosive Diarrhea?
>>29566And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM…I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control…
I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).
The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it
. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.>>29567
You wanna try that again?
In the mean time, Tracy cast the necessary spells on her items in making.
But we're waiting outside Krenshall…
>>29575>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
if you guys find any cyber-bears buy one for me pls.
The cannibalism theme isn't nearly as strong in Tracy's character, but it's there, subtly.>tfw Tracy folder was on phone..
This… might actually be possible>>29581
Nah, never seen it>>29582
There's not that much to do in Krenshall
ive got a drow to interogate.
This. Holy shit someone needs to do it
"Yes. I need Bull's strength on the belt and Eagle's Splendor on the cloaks."
How many shekels did you bring?
enough for a cyber bear i hope.
Tay should go to Krenshal, desu. Bard is the favored class for gnomes, and she could plausibly find some good Bard tools there.
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
*Casts Eagle's Splendor on Cloak*
*Casts Bull's Strength on Belt*
All the sheckles>>29589
Imperial City and a second run at Cardishore are the next obvious targets
id like to go to cyrodil with you guys.
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
>>29590>All the sheckles
Where do you keep them?
Robe of a billion pockets, primarily. Any remainders are stored in Tracy's bag or saddle bag
You've been to the imperial city before?
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
ah its alright. what happend in Cardishill again?
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all
of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
you should probably get those back.
I know.. They were supposed to have names too.. Not to mention the efficient quiver.
Can you still go ethereal?
Shouldn't be too difficult to get them back then.
*cringes at haxxor*>>29608
Are you not satisfied with Korak's sword, the rapier of puncturing, the throwing short sword, and the half-dozen other weapons you have?
I want a big sword for big problems.
i kinda feel inadequate i only have 1 sword.
I g2g for a bit.
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts…>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
>>29615>harm a balor with daggers
She cut Soros's sinews with pic related.
Give me 30 minutes.
I'm not complaining. I'm just ambitious.
i wonder if there are any symbiotes in krenshall?
What is a symbiote?>>29616
Then it sounds like you already have your answer to the sword question
you know venom from spider-man?
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really
dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
How do symbiotes work?
i dont think theres a mechanic for it if gm allowed it he would have to homebrew it.
i would say it probably would be an intelligent cursed item.
well symbiotes have a habit of taking over the users mind.
it makes them more agressive and stronger.
you make a good point.
i fuggin love cursed gear
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
>>29636>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
mayve some poison?
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
maybe we can make armor our of his fingernails.
Wait. Was it the arm that I
severed that was used to poison Tracy?>>29642
Hyde probably isn't as strong as that of a dragon or what have you. I don't imagine his body parts to be worth very much
we should keep a finger though.
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor…
KEK a dragon crafting dragonskin armor.
Would he though? That is how he died..
I very sincerely doubt he is any better at learning lessons from his mistakes than others
we would most likely owe him a major favor.
What I meant was, it'd be awfully insulting to ask him to craft something like that, if that's what he died for.
Better to level up to the point where one could craft it themselves, just for the sake of respect really.
well if were not gonna ask him to who wants to take the feat when we get to that level?
>>29651>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
We can figure it out when we get there.
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.>>29656>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares
We're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29657>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
Kek. I'll distract her, or better yet pin her down, while you run
no no no im the one who grapples.
That's what Steve Irwin is for.>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
It's okay Infernius… You don't have to sacrifice yourself. I'll do it
i couldn't live with myself if you got hurt trumpaladin.
I don't think Torcuil's spaghetti is going to piss one off enough to make her attack us
Bulls make fine sacrifices. He is a Cleric too, after all.
But you deserve a happy life, with Thez>>29670
It's a Paladin's duty to stop dragons
you deserve the best life possible with tracy my friend, this is my burden to bear.
You know I'm not meant for a happy life… You - You - have potential
>>29669>piss one off
You didn't get the joke..>>29671
You're thinking of a Dragonlancer.
A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves, and save countries from plagues. Sometimes that entails slaying dragons.
i believe in you my friend you'll be a great father.
>>29674>Torcuil was going to put his thumb up its ass
>A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves
I guess that includes Torcuil>>29675
No I won't…
why dont you think you will Senpai?
There will be no sentient creature left behind. If it ever comes to that, we'll rescue Torcuil together
Be more optimistic!
I don't have the temperament…>>29679
This is why I should go in alone though (or I guess with Infernius, because why not). That way, Torcuil won't even be in harm's way
that will change once you gaze upon you bab.
>>29681>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.
i suppose we could share the burden.
See! I'm not wrong
To slay a Red Dragon>>29684
She'd probably like that
>>29685>To slay a Red Dragon
this.>She'd probably like that
im not an ancap. am natsoc.
am sleep dont go dragon hunting without me trump.
Yeah, but Nazis still respect national property rights, don't they? A dragon's mountain counts as the property/territory of itself and its family, doesn't it?
Idk, something just gets me about venturing onto someone else's property to kill them for their treasure/money/skin…
I won't stop you if that's what you really want to do though. My character's ebil anyway, so she doesn't give a fuck.
>>29691>national property right
national borders and property rights*
First off, this is the reason I don't want more than Inferius and I. Because the rest of you are prone to engage in petty democrat-grade moralizing that will just kill the action.
Second, have you ever read Hobbes's Leviathan? Or Locke's Second Treatise on Government? The essence of the "NAP," or natural law, is "I'd rather not get murdered, so let's all agree not to murder one another, unless we think they will murder us first." It's a tacit covanent not to attack when it's in your interest. Chaotic evil entities, by definition, do not keep covanents of non-violence. If they did, they'd have an alignment besides chaotic evil. They'd be lawful or neutral or something. Red dragons will venture outside of their ranges and are generally a threat
Me irl>>29677>thumb up ass
Who's ass?>includes Torc
Ouch, that hurt
What did thez want?>>29560
Ill regret this, BUT find one of Torc
>>29694>What did Thez want?
She was looking for her items, apparently.
Troc doesn't have them
Look, I came into this game intending to play a General Ripper character who obsessively fears and tries to destroy whereever even remotely reasonable certain evil entities. Initially, this was all evil outsider creatures, but is sort of expanded to all creatures that between lawful and good haven't picked one. The Durpistan affair has kind of shaken me, but I never intended and still do not intend to play a character who will be more sympathetic to a criminal than the criminal's victims. So I'm'a go out and find a dragon of evil alignment and make a wedding present out of its corpse.
The belt, yes. She knows that, the belt (girdle) she's talking about was among the things Infernius dropped off with TOrcuil when he was having a hissy fit.>>29563
No, well, sorta.>>29589
Are you kidding? We won't run out, though I will have increasing difficulty over time A. remembering it all, and B. making each area unique.>>29596
Exactly how many items is Tracy working on right now?>>29628
I'll probably work them in at some
THAT'S some cruel poetry!>>29646
"Please save the demon scales for me k?">>29653
Yeah, it wouldn't be a D&D campaign without a Great Wyrm Red Dragon>>29679
Wait, "rescue Torcuil?" Did I miss something?>>29697
He was GIVEN them, back when Infernius was going to run off and an hero cuz Thez had her way with Trump.
Alright. I respect that.
I'm just feeling preachy today for some godawful reason.
OH HIS SHIT
"Its at my cave, you can come with with me to pick it up"
News to me too
>>29699> save the demon scales
Thez would look pretty badass with a jet-black, clawed gauntlet, desu.>how mant items
…. a lot… Give me a moment to list..>Did I miss something?
Just more >rape jokes about Torc being kidnapped by a Silver Slut.
"Thank you. I can't use the sleeves anymore, but I will need the girdle, and whatever else he left with you.">>29703
Well, that would work too, but meta
she wants to make an amulet of natural armor.>list
All at the same time?
Items:>Belt of Giant's Strength>Guantlets of Ogre Power>Mace of Blood (Wanted to make it into a Mace of Terror if possible, after enough time… next year..)>Berserk Sword (very little progress on it though)>Cloak of Charisma (already completed, but being made better over time)>A Mask of Disguise and a bag of Darkness-enchanted kunai for Ponimaru as a gift (I've been counting every day she didn't cast a second-level spell)>Shatterspike>several low-level daggers>Ring of Animal friendship (whenever I can get the scrolls for it, and then wait another month…)Phalactery of Faithfullness (would only take one day, but need Infernius to enchant it
Yeah… I guess I'm overstepping my bounds here…
Forgot the:>Circlet of Persuasion
"Okay, lets go."
Torc teleports to his cave and grabs the stuff to hand to Thez. By the way, you know more about this world than me. Is there anyon earound that could teach me some…
Nature skills, thats what I wanted to say."
Learn to properly chew your cud.
My only issue is that you're only allowed to make or have one item to work on at a time.>>29708
"Uhm,… I don't know much about nature, and everyone I did know is long since passed. Hmmmm. What kinda nature? Are we talking druid nature, or elven nature,… "call of nature" perhaps?"
Define "at a time"
"Definatly not call of nature. Umm, how the hell do I describe it….
I guess druid would be closest"Would ranger be closest to druid or?>>29712
What is time?
Ranger is about closest to druid, relatively that is.
I mean, Ah heh hem:>TO create magic items, spellcasters use special feats. They invest time, money, and their own personal energgy (in the form of experience points oh yeah, surprise) in an item's creation. […]
Magic supplies for items are always half of the base price in gp and 1/25 the price in XP. For many items the market value equals the base price, except GM is an asshole. For example, a cloak of elvenkind has a market price (and base price) of 2,500gp. Making one costs 1250gp in raw materials plus 100 XP.
The caster works 8 hours each day. They cannot rush the process by working longer each day (NO OVERTIME). But the days need not be consecutive, and the caster can use the rest of their time as they see fit. A character who takes a break from item creation to murder should keep track of how many days of work remain on that item.
Oh you're gonna love this next bit..
>[i]A character can work on only one item at a time. If a character starts work on a new item, all materials used and XP spent on the under-construction items are wasted./i]
The secrets of creating artifacts are long lost.
However, these rules don't account for autism, so I've refined it a bit.
I'll let you work on one item per day. You can be working on as many items as you want, but each day can only be put to one thing,
Okay. I've got it now.
"Give me an archetype. Are we talking Yoda, or are we talking Qui-Gon? Do you mean the peace of nature or do you mean the wrath? Druids aren't exactly hippies.">>29717
I'll allow that you are working on them all, and have some development of each. But yeah, without haxx making items is supposed to be a slower process according to the rules. But don't worry, this is mixed nuts.
"Uh, can I get back to you on that.
But probaly Qui-Gon..
Ah now I remember the word, Ranger. You framilier?">>29719
Plz no kill Torc
I am disappoint that Tracy hasn't used Korak's pimp-cane btw. With a flick and a tap, it changes from gentlemen's cane to a schiavonna (I said it was a basket-hilt scottish claymore, but those were the old notes. I've located the correctly developed ones in the interim)
When in "sword" form, the whole of it looks like a glass sculpture, excepting the central handle lined with braided wire.>pic related except glass-steel for the hand-guard, and a gorgeous wavy damascus pattern like this motherfucker does on the blade: https://youtu.be/RxPMUbCmYZ8 (skip to 8:55)
You guys should investigate your equipment sometimes. Some of it is uber in ways. Ever since.
"Yeah, what about it? What do you want to know?"
Beautiful. I've got it as her primary weapon.
I only ever wanted to make that Berserk Sword so she could keep ranging endlessly should come some dramatic scene where they had to hold off an entire army. Also, edginess: I love cursed items. I think I'll just give up on it for now though.
Oh, it'll happen. Don't you worry. XDDDDD
"Do you know anyone who could teach that shit to me?">>29721
Lets see, remind me of anything I forget.>earcuff of blinking>shield bracer thing>rod that can move metal>meta staff>staff of ultimate power>magic artillery lugers (how do those work again?)>meme tome>ring of jumping>viagra dagger
Side note, who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger? I have words for them>snek staff
Did I miss anything?
>>29725>who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger
I don't think anyone ever said that. Wizards are proficient in daggers.
But someone called it stupid cause he has 2 guns and magic…
Idk who said that. but there's nothing wrong with having moar weaponz.
You missed two that I know of.
First, the Ring of CLIMBING and jumping is "the fuzzy spooder ring"
You forgot the boots of striding and springing. No bully, she stole them from Torcuil without him noticing. For two there was a ring of protection +3 IIRC, which he would still have.
>>29729>fuzzy spooder ring
I am pleased by this.
So, who took the fucking boots?
that cunt is gettin rekt.
>>29730>who took the fucking boots?
Thez did.>that cunt is gettin rekt
wait. When? I didn't know Torc ever even had these.>Careful m8
She ain't the devil no more
>>29732>She ain't the devil no more
Well, she doesn't look
She ain't got the powers of one either
ill rek you m9.
hey gm you still around?
What is the size of Vanderiem? Medium or large?
I think Bastard swords are large, but idk.
You also have that Shatterspike, fyi.
Hmmm… I will admit "kill Thez" was on my character's to-do list for a while, and I had to hold him off with the excuse "she's too big" and "she's pretty helpful some of the time." Then when the Golden Lady removed the devilish elements, I figured that the original justification for a hostile attitude - the evil outsider elements - had vanished, so that could be buried and Trumpaladin could try to be even friendly. Besides, the focus of "kill x party member" had gravitated towards Tracy, Tracy, and, well, Tracy.
But if you want to have fun with Thez… I'll think about it>>29735
Oh come on man
Okay, I feel like this "meta-gaming control" thing requires a much more in depth response than I ever gave it.
First of all, it's just impossible to not meta-game, and there is no way around that fact. For every single in-game post of action or dialogue, these threads have about 4 posts worth of meta talk or action or speculation. An obscenely large amount of information is spread through posts. By contrast, our in game characters never talk to each other
. Thez and Inferius never told Trumpaladin or Tracy about their wedding. Tracy and Trumpaladin never told Torcuil or Inferius about their engagement. Nothing was told to Trumpaladin about Durpistan, except possibly a single remark by Tracy. I also want to point out that for some reason you insist on playing a character who absolutely refuses to tell any information to any other character, even when its transmission is essential to the progression of the plot and there is no reason at all for her not to do so. Think of the initial mention of Durpistan.
Second, you just can't un-know information from meta knowledge and separate it from player knowledge. That is not how the human mind works. Why was your characer (or mine, for that matter) in Durpistan? "To see the dragon," you'd say. But that's just wrong. Your character was never told that Torcuil was going to Durpistan, nor was mine. They were told he and the dragon were going to the sea, and then on the way (after GM suggested it) they went to durpistan. You can try to make up some bullshit about "oh well this was communicated before they left the bog" but this is nothing other than a post hoc justification for the fact that meta-knowledge is seeping through. likewise, I was pressured into "releasing a pigeon" because Infernius's faggot wanted to get into action before it disappeared, and he rushed through a conversation with Thez for the same purpose. And I can go on and on, but the simple fact is that to perfectly separate player-knowledge from character knowledge in a game like this where so much is said between players but characters refuse to talk to each other, requires a continual act of Orwellian Double-Think that is just not humanly possible.
Thirdly, keeping characters "oblivious" to the actions of another doesn't make the problem go away, it just replaces actual knowledge with the Suspicion and Paranoia Game. And that's a hell of a lot worse for Tracy, because I have to let my character's paranoia and suspicion judge Tracy instead of actual knowledge. Instead of Judging Tracy on what she actually does, I have to make Trumpaladin constantly suspicious of her actions, and extrapolate that what she does in front of him is a much better version of what she does away from him, and that what he finds out about is just a tiny portion of what she is actually doing. So every time she gets caught doing anything bad I have to penalize her five times over for it. In fact, I have to penalize her every-time she does something entirely within what is acceptable, but she does it in front of Trumpaladin and does it in a way that is improper. For example, she did nothing, or fairly little wrong during the Kefka fight and Golden Lady sequence, but I had to Penalize Tracy for her behavior there, because she was so monstrous that it suggested that it was just an astonishing coincidence that she chose an asshole victim, and she'd do the same or worse when he wasn't looking. If you'd let there be some degree of reasonable trust then there would be no difficulty in not penalizing her for being a complete monster to victims who had it coming. Instead, you want to play the "I'll do what I can get away with" game, and I have to make up for your playing style by making Trumpaladin paranoid and mistrustful, and automatically assuming the worst when it comes to Tracy's behavior - which means she tends to be worse off with regards to relations with him than if he actually knew what she was doing.
And I was content to play the mistrust game. It had the result that Trumpaladin was never going to propose to Tracy because he was never going to trust her, and they'd be stuck in an infinite limbo of fighting and breaking up and getting back together and attempted murder, but was what the logic of my character in the circumstances necessitated. I meant what I said when I said he'd marry her the day after he trusted her, and you had no intention of playing a character who could be trusted -like a dog that eats food off the table the moment the master is out of view - and so there could never be peace nor progress. But then you forced my hand (understandably under the circumstances) in giving a proposal. And GM, Torcuil, and maybe you were all growing very impatient that there was fighting but no progress, so I decided to take a leap of faith, and figured that if the behavior of the two weeks before that was extrapolated she'd be entirely within the realm of tolerability, so good enough.
And I'm sorry, but that particular circumstance was not
one that would have gone unnoticed by character knowledge. He asked "why are you in durpistan, do you have evil intentions involving a dragon and corpses?" and she hung up on him. He tried twice more, with no response. The only conclusion a reasonable person could draw from that is that she is avoiding answering the question "do you have evil intentions concerning a dragon or corpses" because she does in fact have evil intentions. True, at the time I thought it was more likely she was going to raise an army of undead than eat the things, but the fact remains that he figures out that she's doing things he doesn't approve of. And of course, he does things she doesn't approve of in response. It's problematic because anthropophagy, like adultery, is a sin of purity. Once contaminated, the contamination is there, and does not go away. It cannot be undone, and can't quite be forgiven since it is a crime against one's own body and not another person. It's not like killing horses, where forgiveness is easy enough. So the whole situation is back to zero with little chance of progressing. And the marriage is fucked before it begins, the proposal is over, and why do you do this shit.
i have to defend le waifu.
I am all but certain it was mentioned, way back after Soros 1.>>29741
This, actually. I do try to and hope to make distinction toward/against excessive meta, but as you state its unavoidable in this context. Since - unless posts are deleted - there's a record of everything, and since - for brevity - OOC summaries and references are common, a large degree of meta gaming is inevitable esp. given that conversations between characters (or rather players) are often not even going on at the same time (posts being read minutes or hours later).>>29742
Don't get caught in the crossfire, she's fighting for 2 now and she doesn't regenerate.
ill do the fighting if she will let me.
And she will, but her strategy has changed; no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable, but cold, exacting precision.
In relation to the previous meta-comments, this is a dialogue that could be said to happen in character, and it could be (re)worded so to accomplish that, but in this case both players had established the characters involved (Infernius and Thez) and their general interactions that both characters can readily imagine the dialoge if not word-for-word, but still accurately and authentically.
you do make a good point.>>29745>no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable.
thats good to hear, and if any sacrifices need to be done ill be the one to do it.
She lost most of her energy resistence (except fire, but that was reduced), she lost most of her damage reduction (she still has some tho) and she lost the ability to cast energy-resistance spells. And no regeneration. Yeah, she won't fight him on that.
… oh and her natural armor
can i go to the bazaar i want to buy thez some clothes.
i wanted to buy her a nice dress, and two cosplay outfits.
So, how big exactly was Soros's severed arm? If it wasn't clear already, I've got a hand-collecting motif going on. I only collected the blood that first time, but I still want to do something with the rest of it.
Its bigger than you. Soros was like 40' tall at the time.>>29751
of cosplay outfits?
Aww.. I was hoping to make another hand-necklace, like with Kefka.
It could make for some epic Abyssal/Demon armor though, whenever we find someone skilled enough to craft it… Until then, it'll just stay in her closet.
Lucky it was cut off too, since Balors explode when they are kill.
Yes, yes they do. There's plenty of material, both for demon armor (not a complete set, more like piecemail) and for an amulet of natural armor.>>29757
e_e I hope you're not laboring under the delusion that Infernius is going to enjoy the frivilous sex life they have had now that she's pregnant. Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Ironically, I wasn't thinking of that. I just think tasteful cosplay is fun.
Sorry, I thought that was Infernius' reply. Statement stands tho.
It doesn't have to be entirely tasteful,….
I'm not gonna fucking kill her>>29741
Fuck, thats a lot of text.
I guess a character conference could hppen where they talk about events and clear this shit out.>>29761
new murdoch murdoch episode is out, its a fucking great episode.
Fogive my complete ignorance my friend, for I am not up to date on certain things:
What the fucking hell ks 'murdoch murdoch'?
its filled with memes and commie killing.
>>29758>Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Reeeeeeeee! Why does everyone keep referencing animal behaviors that can only really be known through personal contact? I have spent the last seven years between dorm rooms and apartments with no animals. Before that I have only had experience with a few pet dogs. I've never seen pregnant dogs. I've never been hunting, let alone boar hunting. I have never been around hamsters, let alone inbred hamsters. I know nothing about animals from first hand experience except minor observations of dogs. Everything I know is from second hand sources, and generally not from people who have done these things.
I didn't know I needed this until now.
I'll have to binge tonight>>29769>complaining about not knowing what something looks like>on the internet
Son, do you know what a web search is?
heres a link to all of mm's contenthttps://cheekyvideos.net/
Did you even read my post? I was talking about analogies to patterns of behavior. Not what a thing looks like
Hey Trump could you help me craft these?
thats impressive desu.>Thrackerzod
What game edition are these from?
its from a separate RPG called pathfinder(pathfinder is based off dnd 3.5). gm let sad alex pick a class from there so i dont think he would mind letting us make these.
Does craft work the same way? I saw some separate requirements for item creation, and a lot more of them (including cursed items).
I think we got a pretty clear answer from GM that item crafting is so difficult and intensive as to be generally not worth it, at least when time is such a precious resource
this stuff is really cool so it would be worth it.
We still have to get our money back first, desu…
Be sure to question Darkie asap.
i will no worries.
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
*waits to interrogate drow*
And leaves her husbando in a far away city with no mount? Thanks
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
reeeeeeeeee thats what i was gonna do.
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
i think he might if we threaten to keep him that way.
im looking but i cant seem to find anything.
Nah.. Unnecessary. He already knows we can keep him around as long as we want.
which interrogation technique should we use?
I don't know, but it looks very tempting to kill.
I haven't slain any monsters in forever
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
you do that first and if he don't talk ill water board him.
I don't think that'd work.
Start by asking him about himself. He's bored, so he should say something
We already said he's immune to torture.
no ones immune to drowning.
Yeah, but he was fine with bleeding to death. He doesn't fear dying at all.
he needs oxygen though.
He doesn't fear, and he is of no use to us dead
i'm not gonna kill him, i have self control unlike some ponies.
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
>>29819>a shitskin letting lesbos live
i forgot about the orcs i took prisoner.
…. You didn't remember to feed them either.. did you?
its only been a couple days game time.
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
I don't recall you being successful in capturing any orcs
I miss the days when we had God to tell us what is good and evil
i took most of the tree village, i stashed them in the containment facility.
You talked about that with Lenos. I don't think it actually happened
no no i did, i remember getting Uatachit to bring them there.
>>29826>a couple days
They've probably already eaten each other then…>>29829
That's what the phylactery is for, but I get your point…>>29832
I distinctly remember Utachit leaving with a cage full of them.
First off why
. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
they were like cr 2 bro.
For what though? Do you have a project in mind?
well we are gonna need (((someone))) to mine other than our army.
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
>>29837>>29834>Uatachit had a cage full of them
These things are the size of large human males. Uatachit is strong but you'd still be limited to like 4 plus yourself if that cage didn't weigh anything, which it would
>>29841>large human males.
they were sjws anon.
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>>29843>letting commies live.
uatchit made several trips.
>>29844>letting shitskins live
Why not neither? They'd just take jobs from honest workers.
>>29846>ill let them experience true communism
ill just starve them to death then.
>>29844>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs>>29845
Now you're making things up>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
the Durpistanis were brainwashed by Marxism.
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
if they were mentally challenged i invented eugenics.
Wrong. They had already been sterilized by the Emperor
the gommies still had it coming though.
Better dead thatn red
Now that would be an intresting friendship
>Adolf Redpills Pinochet