Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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How much XP does a Devourer yield?
>>29801This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
>>29803He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
>>29804i think he might if we threaten to keep him that way.
>>29802im looking but i cant seem to find anything.
>>29806>threatenNah.. Unnecessary. He already knows we can keep him around as long as we want.
>>29808>>29803which interrogation technique should we use?
>>29802I don't know, but it looks very tempting to kill.
I haven't slain any monsters in forever
>>29809I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
>>29811you do that first and if he don't talk ill water board him.
>>29811>flatteryI don't think that'd work.
Start by asking him about himself. He's bored, so he should say
something.
>>29812We already said he's immune to torture.
>>29813no ones immune to drowning.
>>29814Yeah, but he was fine with bleeding to death. He doesn't fear dying at all.
>>29816>>29814He doesn't fear, and he is of no use to us dead
>>29817i'm not gonna kill him, i have self control unlike some ponies.
>>29818She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
>>29821It's already established that Orcs are the SJWs of fantasy.
>>29823i forgot about the orcs i took prisoner.
>>29824.... You didn't remember to feed them either.. did you?
>>29825its only been a couple days game time.
>>29822Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
>>29824I don't recall you being successful in capturing any orcs
>>29819>progressive fantasyI miss the days when we had God to tell us what is good and evil
>>29828i took most of the tree village, i stashed them in the containment facility.
>>29830You talked about that with Lenos. I don't think it actually happened
>>29832no no i did, i remember getting Uatachit to bring them there.
>>29826>a couple daysThey've probably already eaten each other then...
>>29829That's what the phylactery is for, but I get your point...
>>29832I distinctly remember Utachit leaving with a cage full of them.
>>29833First off
why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
>>29836For what though? Do you have a project in mind?
>>29838well we are gonna need (((someone))) to mine other than our army.
>>29836We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
>>29837>>29834>Uatachit had a cage full of themThese things are the size of large human males. Uatachit is strong but you'd still be limited to like 4 plus yourself if that cage didn't weigh anything, which it would
>>29842>SJW orcsThe females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>>29843uatchit made several trips.
>>29844>letting shitskins liveWhy not neither? They'd just take jobs from honest workers.
>>29846>ill let them experience true communismill just starve them to death then.
>>29844>letting SJWs liveYou know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845Now you're making things up
>>29846I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>>29848the Durpistanis were brainwashed by Marxism.
>>29849That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
>>29850>socialism=gommunismif they were mentally challenged i invented eugenics.
>>29851Wrong. They had already been sterilized by the Emperor
>>29852the gommies still had it coming though.
>>29857Now that would be an intresting friendship
>>29860>spelled Adolf wrongI'll turn myself into the camp
*polishes helm while humming to self in the darkness of the dungeon*
*takes a bath while waiting to interrogate the drow.*
I wonder how Lenos is doing.
>>29866If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
>>29863You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
>>29769Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820OMFG PIC 3
>>29833Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865Awww
>>29869> it happenedLike how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cryBut have you
deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
>>29868She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
>>29873Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
>>29874Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
>>29877>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gemsWhy not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnelsIt can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>>29878I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghostsA tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
>>29876Is there anything intresting going on around the city I should be aware of?
>>29881Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on? >>29883You could try going into town to find out
Tracy makes her way to the treasure chamber and starts looking for the loot to put in the bag
>>29879You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
>>29884Don't you fucking smartass me, he's at the town.
>>29885How the hell does a full sized horse puck up gems that are buried in dirt?
>>29888Hey! That's my line
>>29890>DirtIt was a stone chamber, wasn't it?
The hard part should be moving the rubble.
>>29883Several things. A delegation has arrived from Sparintenar. Some are warriors and soldiers, here to learn of Football, John Elway, the <ahem> Port Barry Generals, and Football. Also, there's a couple suits who are looking to speak with Taylor.
>>29891When talking about the Tarasque damage, GM said anything that survived had been trampled into dirt
>>29892There are things going on in town you need to attend to
>>29893*Flies in on magnificent brass dragon to meet them*
"You picked an excellent day to come!" Tonight is a Football Game night!"
>>29894She'll just scratch the ground until she finds them. It'll take a while, but she could do it.
>>29893Good nothing concerns Torc
>>29894Why me?
And what are they?
>>29894This is true (the damage)
>>29895Wait, where did you find a brass dragon?
>>29896o_@ Yes, it will take a while.
>>29896Then pony form to actually pick them up
>>29898>Brass DragonDragonne. Fae