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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
914 replies and 80 files omitted.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28858
934.png

Tay
urAvi
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No.28861
28864
>>28860 →
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.28862
PLZ NO RAPE ME
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.28863
28865 28866
fireball1.jpg
Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28864
>>28857
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one

Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28865
28867 28869
>>28863
This
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28866
28869
>>28863
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to kill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28867
28871 28874
>>28865
[Burst out into tears]
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.28868
28870
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png

Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28869
>>28865
Perfect.
>>28866
Mostly, because I want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28870
28872 28873
>>28868
Does he seriously have a tattoo?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28871
28876
>>28867
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28872
28873
>>28870
This
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28873
28875
>>28870
>>28872
which tattoo?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28874
>>28867
NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28875
28877 28885
>>28873
The retarded one.
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28876
28878
>>28871
You really mean that? [Sniffs]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28877
>>28875
no its not that obvious..... yet
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28878
28879 28880
>>28876
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.28879
28881 28882
>>28878
>white knighting this hard
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28880
28882
>>28878
I might take you up on your offer then.
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.28881
28882
>>28879
He only white-knights when he wants to.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28882
28883 28886
>>28879
Did you see yourself with the dragon?

>>28880
"Which offer?"

>>28881
This
Tay
urAvi
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No.28883
28890
>>28882
The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28884
Where is everyone atm?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28885
28887
>>28875
Which one is the retarded one?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28886
28890
>>28882
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.28887
28892
>>28885
>jude star
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.28888
28889 28892
black knight.jpg
Black knights ftw
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28889
>>28888
this.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28890
28891 28892
>>28886
SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT

>>28883
*is confused*
"Yes, we can do that"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28891
28893
>>28890
Unzip it.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28892
28895
>>28887
"Its cute"
>>28890
They got better,....
>>28888
Can't argue with those digits

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28893
28896
>>28891
"Uh... I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but..."
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28894
28905
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.28895
28905
>>28892
Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
Tay
urAvi
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No.28896
28897
>>28893
Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28897
28898
>>28896
"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28898
28899
>>28897
Danger is hot, take it out.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28899
28900
>>28898
Displays ring
"I'm engaged though"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28900
28902
>>28899
Oh. Okay :(
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28901
tfw the ride starts.jpg
*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28902
28903
>>28900
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
urAvi
?
No.28903
28904 28905
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>28902
Bluff
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28904
28906
>>28903
"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28905
28910
>>28894
"Sure, gimme a moment."
>>28895
Kiynen the dragon?
>Blackguard stuffs
Uhm, grey area
>>28903
Oral is,... okay?
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28906
28907
>>28904
[Turns around to face trump]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28907
28908
>>28906
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
urAvi
?
No.28908
28909
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>28907
Anal is fine too.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28909
28911
>>28908
"I'm not sure... Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28910
28926
outlast_2__the_horse_of_death__by_oniijuice-dbaejdk.jpg
>>28905
Can Tracy go see her?
Also, how many bodies are there, ballpark?
urAvi
?
No.28911
28912 28914
[1d20+10 = 19]
>>28909
Well what if we dont tell her?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28912
28913 28915
>>28911
"You sure?"
urAvi
?
No.28913
[1d20+10 = 21]
>>28912
I wont tell her if you dont.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28914
28919
>>28911
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28915
28916 28926
Spoilered
>>28912
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28916
28917
>>28915
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28917
28918
Spoilered
>>28916
>'What do you mean 'what should I do?' What's happening?'
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28918
28920
>>28917
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'

\r
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28919
28922 28923 28926
>>28914
thats not it at all if you want to do vaginal we can :) [gropes]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28920
28922
>>28918
>'Nothing to worry about, carry on
>*cuts out, because you're more than a mile away by now*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28921
28926 28927
GM, how many bodies?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.28922
28924
>>28919
"Uh... I'm not saying I don't want it..."

>>28920
We should be circling the city, but if she hangs up the phone...
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28923
28924 28926
>>28919
*she can feel that he wants it*
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28924
28925
>>28922
>>28923
just let me do all the work. ;p you'll feel good desu.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28925
>>28924
"Uh... okay?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28926
28928 28929
>>28910
Her being Kiynan?
>bodies
Lots, plenty
>>28915
That sure looks like tacid approval GM says w/ a bit of blood drooling from his nose
>>28919
She's so casually sexy, is there any permanence to her interests? Does it matter?
>>28921
Too many
>>28923
>nosebleed
Oh get on with it!
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28927
28979
>>28921
>"Tracy!"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28928
28930
>>28926
[Undoes cod piece]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28929
28932
>>28926
>Her being Kiynan?
Yes.
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28930
28931
>>28928
How big is it? [Out of character.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28931
28933
>>28930
Big of course
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28932
28934 28936
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28933
28937
>>28931
Oh hey there little guy your about to be really happy.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28934
28935
>>28932
">rape is bad"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28935
>>28934
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28936
28942
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>28932
".... Are you going to eat all of those?"
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28937
>>28933
[Strokes little trump.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28938
28940
*continues flying*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28939
28945
Thez is doubly suspicious now

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28940
28941
>>28938
X
You're bigger than torc.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28941
28943
>>28940
Kek
"You gonna ride me?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28942
28944
>>28936
"Over time, yes I was. I thought they were unwanted."

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28943
28947 28951
>>28941
[Mounts trump.]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28944
28960
>>28942
*nose twitches*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28945
>>28939
>inb4 ebin is lurking
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28946
28948
I feel really bad for Fae right now
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28947
28949
>>28943
Thez is triply suspicious now.
"Alright, which one are you? Zald? Taze? Bost? Someone else?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28948
>>28946
They're not accustomed to flying long distances either...
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28949
28950
>>28947
Im Just a simple meme farmer. Im not trolling.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28950
28952
>>28949
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28951
28954 28979
>>28943
>'Tracy!'
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28952
28953 28955
>>28950
Im play taylor swifts love life.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28953
>>28952
This

*Is Still being ridden, though I bet Fae is about ready to dump us now*
FT5OG
?
No.28954
28956
[1d20 = 3]
>>28951
Why so quite?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28955
28957 28958
>>28952
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28956
28961
>>28954
"Uh... I still don't know if Tracy approves. Also I think she might be doing sketchy shit"
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28957
28961
>>28955
Shhhh! Not now GM-Thez
\r
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28958
28961
>>28955
Its interesting.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28959
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."