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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
914 replies and 81 files omitted.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29372
29376
>>29370
"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29373
29374 29375
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29374
>>29373
*Wraps chain around self several times*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29375
29376 29377
>>29373
You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in >>29371

Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29376
29378
>>29371
Kek, youre taking my advice and its working
>>29372
"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while."
>>29375
You did
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29377
29379 29380
>>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29378
29383
>>29376
"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29379
29381
>>29377
"...Careful now... Flashy.."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29380
29382 29560
>>29377
I'm taking this attack of opportunity

*Holds chains tight*

Mounts Horse
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29381
29386
>>29379
"Yippee Kiyay!"

He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29382
29386 29560
stretching.png
>>29380
*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29383
29384 29385
>>29378
Was it before or after the marrige?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29384
>>29383
before.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29385
29391
>>29383
"i feel sick even thinking about it."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29386
>>29381
Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand

>>29382
"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29388
29392 29560
just for the plot.png
He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29391
29395
>>29385
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29392
29393
>>29388
Grabs dat Ass

*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29393
29394
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29394
29396
>>29393
Humping intensifies

Then Intensifies

Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29395
29397 29398
>>29391
"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29396
29399 29401 29560
>>29394
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29397
29404
>>29395
"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29398
29400
>>29395
Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29399
29401 29402
>>29396
Kek
"Tracy!"
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29400
29404
>>29398
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29401
>>29396
>>29399
*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29402
29405 29560
Spoilered
>>29399
>Implying you could out-violent her
*violence intensifies*
[whinnying monster noises]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29403
"does my life even matter?"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29404
29408
>>29397
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29405
29406 29407
>>29402
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*


Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29406
29407
>>29405
Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29407
29409 29410 29560
>>29405
*bizarre space-rodeo continues*
>>29406
*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29408
29412
>>29404
"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29409
29410 29411
>>29407
"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"

*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*

"Yee Haw!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29410
29411
>>29407
>>29409
>This is the real purpose of the "endurance" feat
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29411
29413 29560
>>29409
>chains rattle
"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks
>>29410
kek
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29412
29414
>>29408
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29413
29415
>>29411
*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29414
29417
>>29412
"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29415
29416 29417 29420 29560
>>29413
*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29416
29419 29560
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course

>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29417
29418
>>29414
Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.
>>29415
The Tracy 9 has taken off
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29418
29423
>>29417
"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29419
29422 29560
>>29416
[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29420
29421
>>29415
*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29421
>>29420
>5e: illumination 10 ft radius
*shines brightly, like the sun*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29422
29425 29560
>>29419
"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29423
29424
>>29418
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29424
29426 29472
>>29423
"ill be here."
"barman gibe absinthe."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29425
29427 29560
>>29422
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29426
29428
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29427
29429 29560
>>29425
It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29428
>>29426
"bye."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29429
29430 29560
>>29427
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29430
29431 29560
>>29429
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29431
29432 29434 29560
>>29430
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29432
29433 29434 29560
>>29431
Because they are the biggest threat
SMITES EVIL again!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29433
29560
>>29432
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29434
29435 29560
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>29431
>>29432
Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete them
SMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29435
29436 29437 29560
>>29434
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29436
29437 29438 29560
>>29435
Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29437
29560
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>29436
>>29435
Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29438
29439
>>29436
*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love youso much, Flashy..!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29439
29441
>>29438
Smiling smugly and confidently

pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle

"You'd better"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29440
29444
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*shivers*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29441
29442
>>29439
*bends neck back and kisses*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29442
29443
>>29441
*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29443
29445
>>29442
[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29444
29446
>>29440
Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29445
>>29443
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29446
29448
>>29444
*doki doki*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29448
29449
>>29446
Link
>"you're so cute"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29449
29451
>>29448
>[unintelligible pony musings]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29450
*descends*
6S4aw
?
No.29451
29452
>>29449
*Pets Horsey*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29452
29453
>>29451
[happy horsey noises]
*returns to earth*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29453
29454
>>29452
*Tries removing chain*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29454
29455
>>29453
*chain tightens, gently*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29455
29456
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>29454

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29456
29458
>>29455
Yeah.. like that...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29457
29458
*lands*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29458
29459
>>29456
I didn't realize they hadn't landed

>>29457
*tries removing chain again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29459
29461
>>29458
*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29461
29462
>>29459
*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29462
29463
>>29461
*shudders happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29463
29464
>>29462
"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29464
29465
>>29463
>to bed a good waifu
>bed
"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29465
29466
FANMADE_Pinkie_\\_I'm_okay_with_this\\_.png
>>29464
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29466
29467
>>29465
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29467
>>29466
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight

*pows back*
PxEZR
?
No.29468
29469 29470
>>29205
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"

...

8O

So anyway
\r
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29469
>>29468
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*

>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor

>Anime
Yuck
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29470
29471
>>29468
Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29471
29472 29473
numap.png
>>29470
You tell me
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29472
29478
>>29424
have i started hallucinating yet?
>>29471

Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29473
29474 29478
>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29474
29476 29479
>>29473
I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29476
29477
>>29474
Any interest in "Fey Lake"?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29477
>>29476
Maybe.