Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29370"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>>29373*Wraps chain around self several times*
>>29373You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in
>>29371 >>29371Kek, youre taking my advice and its working
>>29372"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while."
>>29375You did
>>29375Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
>>29376"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
>>29377"...Careful now... Flashy.."
>>29377I'm taking this attack of opportunity
*Holds chains tight*
Mounts Horse
>>29379"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
>>29380*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
>>29383"i feel sick even thinking about it."
>>29381Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand
>>29382"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
>>29385"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
>>29388Grabs dat Ass
*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29393Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
>>29391"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
>>29395"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
>>29395Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
>>29396Kek"Tracy!"
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
>>29398"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
>>29396>>29399*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
>>29399>Implying you could out-violent her*violence intensifies*
[whinnying monster noises]
"does my life even matter?"
>>29397"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
>>29402... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
>>29405Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
>>29405*bizarre space-rodeo continues*
>>29406*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
>>29404"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
>>29407"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"
*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*
"Yee Haw!"
>>29409>chains rattle"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks
>>29410kek
>>29408"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
>>29411*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
>>29412"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
>>29413*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course
>>29415Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29414Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.
>>29415The Tracy 9 has taken off
>>29417"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
>>29416[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
>>29415*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
>>29420>5e: illumination 10 ft radius*shines brightly, like the sun*
>>29419"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
>>29418"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
>>29422Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
>>29425It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
>>29427Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard."~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per roundTrumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29432It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
>>29431>>29432Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete themSMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
>>29434*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
>>29435Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
>>29436>>29435Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
>>29436*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love you
so much, Flashy..!"
>>29438Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*shivers*
>>29439*bends neck back and kisses*
>>29441*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
>>29442[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
>>29440Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
>>29443*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
>>29456I didn't realize they hadn't landed>>29457*tries removing chain again*
>>29458*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
>>29459*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
>>29462"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
>>29463>to bed a good waifu>bed"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
>>29464>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>>29465[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight."See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29205Ships?
>>29210"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234This is true, however he never said she
didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants.
You might, but I'm not>>29240Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
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>>29468>Kefka's legsNope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are goneAwww... They were useful labor
>AnimeYuck
>>29468Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
>>29424have i started hallucinating yet?
>>29471 >>29471The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
>>29473I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
>>29474Any interest in "Fey Lake"?