Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>27970 →
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
>>29792
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
>>29797
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
>>29798
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
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I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
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How much XP does a Devourer yield?
>>29801
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
>>29803
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
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>>29809
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
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>>29818
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
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Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
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>>29822
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
>>29833
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
>>29836
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
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>>29842
>SJW orcs
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>SJW orcs
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>>29844
>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845
Now you're making things up
>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845
Now you're making things up
>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>>29849
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
*takes a bath while waiting to interrogate the drow.*
>>29866
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
>>29863
You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
>>29769
Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779
I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787
I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820
OMFG PIC 3
>>29833
Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850
The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865
Awww
Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779
I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787
I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820
OMFG PIC 3
>>29833
Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850
The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865
Awww
>>29869
> it happened
Like how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cry
But have you deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
> it happened
Like how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cry
But have you deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
>>29868
She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
>>29873
Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
>>29874
Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
>>29877
>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems
Why not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
It can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems
Why not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
It can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>>29878
I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghosts
A tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghosts
A tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
>>29881
Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on?
Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on?
Tracy makes her way to the treasure chamber and starts looking for the loot to put in the bag
>>29879
You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
>>29879
You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
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