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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
914 replies and 83 files omitted.
Anonymous
DtDrL
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No.29585
>>29584
This. Holy shit someone needs to do it
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29586
29590
>>29580
"Yes. I need Bull's strength on the belt and Eagle's Splendor on the cloaks."
*polishes helm*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29587
29588 29590
>>29583
How many shekels did you bring?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29588
>>29587
enough for a cyber bear i hope.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29589
29590 29699
Tay should go to Krenshal, desu. Bard is the favored class for gnomes, and she could plausibly find some good Bard tools there.

For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
Anonymous
DtDrL
?
No.29590
29591 29593 29596
>>29586
*Casts Eagle's Splendor on Cloak*
*Casts Bull's Strength on Belt*

*polishes pony*
>>29587
All the sheckles

>>29589
Imperial City and a second run at Cardishore are the next obvious targets
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29591
29592
>>29590
id like to go to cyrodil with you guys.
Anonymous
DtDrL
?
No.29592
29595
>>29591
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29593
29594
>>29590
>All the sheckles
Where do you keep them?
Anonymous
+X3UM
?
No.29594
>>29593
Robe of a billion pockets, primarily. Any remainders are stored in Tracy's bag or saddle bag
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29595
29597
>>29592
You've been to the imperial city before?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29596
29597 29699
>>29590
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
DtDrL
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No.29597
29598 29599 29600
>>29595
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post

>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29598
>>29597
Idk, desu.
*polishes helm*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29599
29601
>>29597
What's his wis?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29600
29602 29603
>>29597
ah its alright. what happend in Cardishill again?
Anonymous
DtDrL
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No.29601
>>29599
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day

*Polishes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29602
29604
>>29600
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
Anonymous
DtDrL
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No.29603
>>29600
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29604
29606
>>29602
you should probably get those back.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29606
29607
>>29604
I know.. They were supposed to have names too.. Not to mention the efficient quiver.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29607
29609
>>29606
Can you still go ethereal?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29608
29611
e48b83793151f3817ce424e71c8645901231197081_full.jpg
What's the upper-limit to how big of a sword I can make/wield? Lenos's is twelve feet long, right?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29609
29610 29611
>>29607
Yes.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29610
29615
>>29609
Shouldn't be too difficult to get them back then.
Anonymous
DtDrL
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No.29611
29612 29613
>>29609
*cringes at haxxor*

>>29608
Are you not satisfied with Korak's sword, the rapier of puncturing, the throwing short sword, and the half-dozen other weapons you have?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29612
29615
>>29611
I want a big sword for big problems.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29613
>>29611
i kinda feel inadequate i only have 1 sword.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29614
I g2g for a bit.
DtDrL
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No.29615
29616 29618
>>29610
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...

>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29616
29617 29621
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>>29615
>harm a balor with daggers
She cut Soros's sinews with pic related.

Give me 30 minutes.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29617
>>29616
"n-nice swords."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29618
>>29615
>complaint
I'm not complaining. I'm just ambitious.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29620
29621
i wonder if there are any symbiotes in krenshall?
Anonymous
DtDrL
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No.29621
29622 29623
>>29620
What is a symbiote?

>>29616
Then it sounds like you already have your answer to the sword question
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29622
29624 29625
>>29621
you know venom from spider-man?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29623
CgOKcunUAAAXd14.jpg
>>29621
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29624
>>29622
*ears perk*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29625
29626 29627
>>29622
How do symbiotes work?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29626
29628
>>29625
i dont think theres a mechanic for it if gm allowed it he would have to homebrew it.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29627
29629
>>29625
i would say it probably would be an intelligent cursed item.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29628
29699
>>29626
I've been looking for Witcher mutagens since day one, but I don't think he'll allow that.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29629
29630
>>29627
Like the sleeves?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29630
29631 29632
>>29629
well symbiotes have a habit of taking over the users mind.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29631
29632
>>29630
it makes them more agressive and stronger.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29632
29633 29634 29636
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>>29631
>>29630
I find the lack of Epic Cursed Items to be kind of a bummer, desu. The greatest power always comes with equivalent sacrifice.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29633
29634 29636
>>29632
you make a good point.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29634
29635 29636
>>29633
>>29632
i fuggin love cursed gear
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29635
29636
>>29634
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29636
29637 29638
>>29633
>>29632
>>29635
>>29634
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29637
29638
>>29636
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29638
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>>29636
>>29637

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29639
29641 29644
Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29640
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/cursed-items/
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29641
29642
>>29639
mayve some poison?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29642
29643 29644
>>29641
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29643
>>29642
maybe we can make armor our of his fingernails.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29644
29645 29646 29699
>>29639
Wait. Was it the arm that I
severed that was used to poison Tracy?

>>29642
Hyde probably isn't as strong as that of a dragon or what have you. I don't imagine his body parts to be worth very much
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29645
>>29644
we should keep a finger though.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29646
29647 29699
>>29644
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.

Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29647
29648
>>29646
KEK a dragon crafting dragonskin armor.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29648
29649 29650
>>29647
Would he though? That is how he died..
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29649
29650 29651
>>29648
I very sincerely doubt he is any better at learning lessons from his mistakes than others
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29650
29651
>>29648
>>29649
we would most likely owe him a major favor.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29651
29652 29653
>>29649
>>29650
What I meant was, it'd be awfully insulting to ask him to craft something like that, if that's what he died for.
Better to level up to the point where one could craft it themselves, just for the sake of respect really.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29652
29654
>>29651
well if were not gonna ask him to who wants to take the feat when we get to that level?
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29653
29655 29656 29699
>>29651
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29654
>>29652
We can figure it out when we get there.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29655
>>29653
this might work.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29656
29657 29658
>>29653
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29657
29659 29660
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.

>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares

>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it

>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29658
29659 29663
>>29656
>DoubleLancing.mp4
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29659
>>29657
>>29658

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29660
29662
>>29657
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29661
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29662
29665
>>29660
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people

>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29663
29664
>>29658
Kek. I'll distract her, or better yet pin her down, while you run
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29664
29667
>>29663
no no no im the one who grapples.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29665
29669
>>29662
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29666
>thez
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29667
29668 29670
>>29664
It's okay Infernius... You don't have to sacrifice yourself. I'll do it
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29668
29671
>>29667
i couldn't live with myself if you got hurt trumpaladin.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29669
29674
>>29665
I don't think Torcuil's spaghetti is going to piss one off enough to make her attack us
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29670
29671
>>29667
Bulls make fine sacrifices. He is a Cleric too, after all.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29671
29672 29674
>>29668
But you deserve a happy life, with Thez

>>29670
It's a Paladin's duty to stop dragons
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29672
29673
>>29671
you deserve the best life possible with tracy my friend, this is my burden to bear.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29673
29675 29676 29679
>>29672
*cries*
You know I'm not meant for a happy life... You - You - have potential
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29674
29677
>>29669
>piss one off
You didn't get the joke..
>>29671
You're thinking of a Dragonlancer.
A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves, and save countries from plagues. Sometimes that entails slaying dragons.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29675
29677
>>29673
*humps leg*
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29676
29677 29679
>>29673
i believe in you my friend you'll be a great father.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29677
29678 29680 29694
>>29674
>Torcuil was going to put his thumb up its ass
Oh.

>A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves
I guess that includes Torcuil

>>29675
D'aww

>>29676
No I won't...
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29678
29681
>>29677
why dont you think you will Senpai?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29679
29681 29699
when she asks to eat dinner with you.jpg
>>29676
>>29673
There will be no sentient creature left behind. If it ever comes to that, we'll rescue Torcuil together.

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29680
>>29677
Be more optimistic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29681
29682 29683 29684
>>29678
I don't have the temperament...

>>29679
This is why I should go in alone though (or I guess with Infernius, because why not). That way, Torcuil won't even be in harm's way
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29682
>>29681
that will change once you gaze upon you bab.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29683
29685
>>29681
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29684
29685
>>29681
i suppose we could share the burden.
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29685
29686
>>29683
See! I'm not wrong

>why go
To slay a Red Dragon

>>29684
*sigh*
She'd probably like that
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29686
>>29685
>To slay a Red Dragon
this.
>She'd probably like that
probably.