Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29584This. Holy shit someone needs to do it
>>29580"Yes. I need Bull's strength on the belt and Eagle's Splendor on the cloaks."
*polishes helm*
>>29583How many shekels did you bring?
>>29587enough for a cyber bear i hope.
Tay should go to Krenshal, desu. Bard is the favored class for gnomes, and she could plausibly find some good Bard tools there.
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
>>29586*Casts Eagle's Splendor on Cloak*
*Casts Bull's Strength on Belt*
*polishes pony*
>>29587All the sheckles
>>29589Imperial City and a second run at Cardishore are the next obvious targets
>>29590id like to go to cyrodil with you guys.
>>29591We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
>>29593Robe of a billion pockets, primarily. Any remainders are stored in Tracy's bag or saddle bag
>>29592You've been to the imperial city before?
>>29590"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
>>29595No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post
>>29596Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
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>>29597ah its alright. what happend in Cardishill again?
>>2959914, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
*Polishes pony*
>>29600Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
>>29600Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with
all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
>>29602you should probably get those back.
>>29604I know.. They were supposed to have names too.. Not to mention the efficient quiver.
>>29606Can you still go ethereal?
What's the upper-limit to how big of a sword I can make/wield? Lenos's is twelve feet long, right?
>>29609Shouldn't be too difficult to get them back then.
>>29609*cringes at haxxor*
>>29608Are you not satisfied with Korak's sword, the rapier of puncturing, the throwing short sword, and the half-dozen other weapons you have?
>>29611I want a big sword for big problems.
>>29611i kinda feel inadequate i only have 1 sword.
>>29610It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...
>>29612Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
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>>29615>harm a balor with daggersShe cut Soros's sinews with pic related.
Give me 30 minutes.
>>29615>complaintI'm not complaining. I'm just ambitious.
i wonder if there are any symbiotes in krenshall?
>>29620What is a symbiote?
>>29616Then it sounds like you already have your answer to the sword question
>>29621you know venom from spider-man?
>>29621I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in
really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
>>29625i dont think theres a mechanic for it if gm allowed it he would have to homebrew it.
>>29625i would say it probably would be an intelligent cursed item.
>>29629well symbiotes have a habit of taking over the users mind.
>>29630it makes them more agressive and stronger.
>>29631>>29630I find the lack of Epic Cursed Items to be kind of a bummer, desu. The greatest power always comes with equivalent sacrifice.
>>29633>>29632i fuggin love cursed gear
>>29634Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
>>29633>>29632>>29635>>29634What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.Like I said
>>29636>we don't haveI didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
>>29641Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
>>29642maybe we can make armor our of his fingernails.
>>29639Wait. Was it the arm that
I severed that was used to poison Tracy?
>>29642Hyde probably isn't as strong as that of a dragon or what have you. I don't imagine his body parts to be worth very much
>>29644we should keep a finger though.
>>29644>poison Tracy?It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragonDemon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>>29646KEK a dragon crafting dragonskin armor.
>>29647Would he though? That is how he died..
>>29648I very sincerely doubt he is any better at learning lessons from his mistakes than others
>>29648>>29649we would most likely owe him a major favor.
>>29649>>29650What I meant was, it'd be awfully insulting to ask him to craft something like that, if that's what he died for.
Better to level up to the point where one could craft it themselves, just for the sake of respect really.
>>29651well if were not gonna ask him to who wants to take the feat when we get to that level?
>>29651>Now he cares about "respect"Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>>29652We can figure it out when we get there.
>>29653>respectI mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.
>>29656>Human SkullsEvidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armorWe're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape baitTempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29657>smaller parties for smaller targetsYou don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find itDepends on circumstances.
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
>>29660>boar huntNo. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstancesWell, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>>29658Kek. I'll distract her, or better yet pin her down, while you run
>>29663no no no im the one who grapples.
>>29662>provocationThat's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to killThat's what the rest of the party is for.
>>29664It's okay Infernius... You don't have to sacrifice yourself. I'll do it
>>29667i couldn't live with myself if you got hurt trumpaladin.
>>29665I don't think Torcuil's spaghetti is going to piss one off enough to make her attack us
>>29667Bulls make fine sacrifices. He is a Cleric too, after all.
>>29668But you deserve a happy life, with Thez
>>29670It's a Paladin's duty to stop dragons
>>29671you deserve the best life possible with tracy my friend, this is my burden to bear.
>>29672*cries*
You know I'm not meant for a happy life... You - You - have potential
>>29669>piss one offYou didn't get the joke..
>>29671You're thinking of a Dragonlancer.
A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves, and save countries from plagues. Sometimes that entails slaying dragons.
>>29673i believe in you my friend you'll be a great father.
>>29674>Torcuil was going to put his thumb up its assOh.
>A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselvesI guess that includes Torcuil
>>29675D'aww
>>29676No I won't...
>>29677why dont you think you will Senpai?
>>29676>>29673There will be no sentient creature left behind. If it ever comes to that, we'll rescue Torcuil
together.
>>29677Be more optimistic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29678I don't have the temperament...
>>29679This is why I should go in alone though (or I guess with Infernius, because why not). That way, Torcuil won't even be in harm's way
>>29681that will change once you gaze upon you bab.
>>29681>I don't have the temperament…You could definitely work on that..
>go aloneFor what? You have to have a reason first.
That's what Torc is for. >>29681i suppose we could share the burden.