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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
914 replies and 80 files omitted.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29271
29273 29274
>>29270
there has to be a way for things to turn around.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29272
29275 29276 29277
>>29268
Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29273
29276
>>29270
>how everything has turned out
Cumulative, or just recently?
>>29271
Also this.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29274
>>29271
This
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29275
>>29272
yea thatd work even better.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29276
29278
>>29273
>Cumulative, or just recently
Yes

>>29272
I just remember everything
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29277
29278 29280
fire feel.jpg
>>29272
>mfw I threw away the chart booklet with all of the notes in it
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29278
29279
>>29276
I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff
>>29277
Y T H O
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29279
29281 29282 29283
>>29278
Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29280
>>29277
All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29281
29284
>>29279
what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
6S4aw
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No.29282
29285
>>29279
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
\r
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29283
29284 29285
>>29279
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29284
29285 29301
>>29281
A whole list of things... I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..
>>29283
Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29285
29301
>>29284
>>29283
>>29282
someone should meme a picture of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29286
29287
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29287
29288 29289
>>29286
Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29288
>>29287
this.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29289
29290
>>29287
Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29290
29291
>>29289
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.

>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29291
29292 29293
>>29290
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29292
>>29291
She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29293
29294
>>29291
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia

Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29294
29296 29301
>>29293
I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29295
29296
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29296
29297 29298 29301
>>29294
>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed

>>29295
Hmmm... Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29297
29301
>>29296
>>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed
yes
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29298
29299 29300
>>29296
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29299
alicorn_twilight_by_zacatron94-d6hlr9o.png
>>29298
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29300
>>29298
We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29301
29302 29303
>>29285
That would be intresting
>>29284
Never will change
>>29294
>>29296
>>29297

Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job...
6S4aw
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No.29302
29313
>>29301
Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29303
29304 29313
>>29301
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29304
29305
>>29303
It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29305
29306 29307
>>29304
>LANCED.com
id have to ask thez.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29306
29308
>>29305
>Gnomes invent internet
>(((Rats))) create LANCED.com
>Silver Dragons dwindle to extinction
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29307
29309
>>29305
It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29308
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>>29306
>remove fucking rats
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29309
29310 29311
>>29307
>I'll take the hit for you
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29310
>>29309
Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29311
29312 29468
maxresdefault.jpg
>>29309
He hasn't been booped-back yet. Thez still owes him one.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29312
29315
>>29311
wait he booped thez?!?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29313
29314 29315 29320
>>29303
That would actually suck
>>29302
He took Trollestia?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29314
29316
>>29313
No, he's going after Kiynen
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29315
29316 29317
>>29313
No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.
>>29312
A while ago.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29316
tumblr_mg4a28an5A1qj6ixbo1_1280.jpg
>>29314
>>29315
Well then pic related
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29317
>>29315
*minotuar sighs*

Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29319
29321 29322
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29320
29321
>>29313
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29321
29323
>>29320
meant for >>29319

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29322
29323 29324
>>29319
i dont know anymore.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29323
29325 29327
>>29322
Fuck your wife
>>29321
Fuck your husband, then do that shit

Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29324
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>>29322
*hugs*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29325
29326 29327
>>29323
This. More sex to help with issues
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29326
>>29325
Basically
>Why I am not a relationship consuler: A memoir
kZMe9
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No.29327
29328 29329
[1d20 = 12]
>>29323
Good idea
>>29325
"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
6S4aw
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No.29328
29330 29331
[1d20 = 8]
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!

link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29329
>>29327
Decent grapple,
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29330
29332
>>29328
You gettin >raped
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29331
29333 29334 29337
>>29328
lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29332
29337
>>29330
She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29333
29336 29337
>>29331
No she's not
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29334
29335 29337
>>29331
>upward fly speed of 45 ft
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29335
29337 29339
>>29334
She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29336
29337 29338
>>29333
She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29337
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>>29331
>>29332
>>29333
>>29334
>>29335
>>29336
this is gonna get real fucking lewd

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29338
29340
>>29336
I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29339
>>29335
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29340
>>29338
She can still fly.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29341
29343
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29342
29343 29344
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29343
29344 29345
>>29341
*sighs*
*climbs on back*

>>29342
You're miles away. Shoo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29344
29345
>>29342
I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama
>>29343
*rockets skywards*
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29345
>>29344
Fine...
>>29343
I will not "shoo"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29346
image.jpg
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
Anonymous
ym9Y0
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No.29347
29348 29349 29350
a4beebd4db2628d5d8ea46cafe095f2e.jpg
>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29348
>>29347
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.

I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29349
29351
>>29347
Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29350
>>29347
>brain hurts
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29351
29353 29357
>>29349
>space
I need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29352
29357
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29353
29354
>>29351
>air
Necklace of Adaption
>tail
It's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29354
29356
>>29353
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29355
29357
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29356
29358
>>29354
>weightless environment
They're not going that far.
They share connections to the same items.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29357
29363
>>29352
Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?"
>>29351
Grab her by the pussy
>>29355
Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29358
29361
>>29356
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29359
29360
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29360
>>29359
You should've let go
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29361
>>29358
Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
6S4aw
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No.29362
29365
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29363
>>29357
"brain hurts."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29364
29365 29366
>>2362 →

you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29365
>>29364
meant for >>29362

6S4aw
?
No.29366
29367 29370
[1d20 = 7]
>>29364
He's not completely tied

Wiggles fingers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29367
29368
>>29366
*speed increases*
"..U-unf..!"
6S4aw
?
No.29368
29369
[1d20 = 12]
>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy

Rights himself from chains

Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29369
29371
>>29368
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29370
29371 29372
>>29366
"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
6S4aw
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No.29371
29375 29376
[1d20 = 19]
>>29369
He's still in chains, just upright

Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear

>>29370
Grabs Horse Pussy again