Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29270there has to be a way for things to turn around.
>>29268Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
>>29270>how everything has turned outCumulative, or just recently?
>>29271Also this.
>>29272yea thatd work even better.
>>29273>Cumulative, or just recentlyYes
>>29272I just remember everything
>>29276I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff
>>29277Y T H O
>>29278Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
>>29277All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
>>29279what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
>>29279It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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>>29279How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
>>29281A whole list of things... I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..
>>29283Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
>>29284>>29283>>29282someone should meme a picture of the party.
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
>>29286Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
>>29287Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
>>29289She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell herWhy?
>>29290>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>>29291She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
>>29291You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
>>29293I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
>>29294>Fuck Silver dragonsFuck them indeed
>>29295Hmmm... Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
>>29296>Less useful for MetallicChromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
>>29298I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
>>29298We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
>>29285That would be intresting
>>29284Never will change
>>29294>>29296>>29297Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job...
>>29301Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
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>>29301How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
>>29303It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
>>29305It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
>>29307>I'll take the hit for youwhat did he mean by this?
>>29309Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
>>29309He hasn't been booped-back yet. Thez still owes him one.
>>29313No, he's going after Kiynen
>>29313No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.
>>29312A while ago.
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
>>29313Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
>>29322Fuck your wife
>>29321Fuck your husband, then do that shit
Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
>>29323This. More sex to help with issues
[1d20 = 12]>>29323Good idea
>>29325"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
[1d20 = 8]>>29327Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
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>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods" >>29327Decent grapple,
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
>>29328lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
>>29330She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
>>29334She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
>>29333She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
>>29336I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
>>29335Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
>>29342I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama
>>29343*rockets skywards*
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>>29347Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
>>29347Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
>>29349>spaceI need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
>>29351>airNecklace of Adaption
>tailIt's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
>>29353Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
>>29354>weightless environmentThey're not going
that far.
They share connections to the same items.
>>29352Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?"
>>29351Grab her by the pussy
>>29355Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful
>>29356???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
>>29358Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
>>2362 →you're tied up, but whatever*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
[1d20 = 12]>>29367So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368>no escape artist skillYou're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>>29366"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
[1d20 = 19]>>29369He's still in chains, just upright
Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear
>>29370Grabs Horse Pussy again