Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>29160
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."
>>29169
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
>>29175
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
>>29178
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
>>29180
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.
Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
>>29183
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
>>29183
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
>>29185
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
>>29188
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
>>29191
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
>>29193
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek
"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
>>29194
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
>>29195
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed
"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
>>29202
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
So whats up?
>>29208
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
>>29209
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone
But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
>>29210
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
>>29214
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
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>>29225
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
>>29226
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's
>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now
>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's
>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now
>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
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>>29244
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
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>tfw i never fount any ziggers
>>29242
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
>>29254
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
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