Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>28958>>28957>>28956"Fine, for now, but I won't abide your stone-walling for long, and the night is young." e_e
>>28961I can stop if it makes you guys uncomfortable.
>>28962Only stop for Trumpaladin (because I gotta do math when that happens).
>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
>>28966
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
>>28969Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
>>28972I've sent out two >"Tracy!" messages
>>28973I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
>*wishes he could go back to cropping screenshots*
>>28976Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out" Tracy! calls confirmed,... though,.... Not white-knighting but,....
>>28927>>28951>>28976Just back-read
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
>>28974Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
>>28986Tracy is eating human remains
>>28987How does he know what she's doing? He can't actually read her mind.
>>28989Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
>>28990She was hungry for hands. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
>>28989>>28991Either she can spit it out and not put any in her mouth again, and Tay and Trumpaladin "fail a ride check," or she can eat it, and potentially have a third female in the group pregnant. The choice is yours, but it is your choice
>facepalm
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.>>28992Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
>>28997id rather the game not end.
>>28994>>28993>>28999I'm waiting on an answer to
>>28992 >>28993>come back>good-gameI'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
>>28999Me too, but its pretty obvious at this point that there are differences that are not reconcilable, and that the players behind them can't let bygones be bygones.
>>29001Nah, ur in the clear this time.
>>29003Read back, reach your own conclusions, its not like this is going anywhere at the moment
>>29003>>29002I just want a no-eating people no-fucking people quid pro quo
>>29004i've be reading the whole time. its either tracy and trump or taylor.
>>29002WOO HOO
So, anyway...
>>28991I had the rumblies
>TRACYThat only hands could satisfy
>>29002???? What differences damnit!
The game isn't dying on my watch
Plz no, I don't wanna quit >>29010You too infernius' faggotGM answer damnit, whats the problem?
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...
>>29011The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play
their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character
while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
>>29014Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
>>29014Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
>>29018Uhhh,
OHHHHH
"Faggots playing their characters with flaws and quirks, and then expect everyone to accept that. But other characters having quirks and flaws? Nope go change to be how I envision you" kinda thing?
>>29019Can we just admit TrumpXTracy is what your talking about?
>>29019Reeeeee! Every problem can be resolved through deal making!
>>29020I know the feel. My phone's touch screen barely works, wi-fi won't work, and the hotspot for my laptop barely sets up >>29022This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
>>29024Damn it, it is what i thought it was
>>29024i have problems articulating myself as well.
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
>>29024That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
>>28973Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992>meta-gaming this hardAre you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnantThere's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005>communist>peopleHow am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
>>29029They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
>>29030why does it bother you if tracy eats corpses? the baby?
>>29032Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even >>29032Because eating humans is fucking haram. Like the most haram thing
>>29035Trump dies of a heart attack. Thez eats his face.
Anything else?
>>29035tracy ISN'T the same species so its okay.
>>29036>>29035JEJ this is when you know you pissed the gm off alot.
>>29033I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS>>29036I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
>>29030>Why do you need to eat corpsesShe doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030>They never left DurpistanI figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
Anything else?
>>29034>allegorical babyI think I know where you are going with that....
Maybe
>>29041Tracy falls asleep sudenly and has a dream of trump taking the baby
Please give one quid pro quo
>>29043>oneI've given you
two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder>no >rape>no necrophagiaPick ONE to be non-negotiable.
>>29043fuck, ill give you one. if it means getting the game on the road.
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Just no eating human today for no sex with Taylor today.
>>29048>>29045REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.
>>29050its like an junji ito manga.
>>29047I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051Fucking hell, we don't want that
>>29051i dont want you to quit i just want to play.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29051>>29051Damn it trump no body wants you to quit.
>>29057This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
>>29059>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
>>29061Are you asking for permission? Go for it, I really don't give a fuck right now.