As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28745Does Torc find the dragon?
>>28758does torc fuck the dragon?
>>28758Are you referring to Kiynen?
>>28757And the treasure was retrieved. It will be enumerated soon, I'm just back-and-forth for the time being (pic to follow)
>>28759Does the dragon fug Torc is a better question Xp
>>28758>>28759Remember you have as a final line of defense pocket spaghetti. Pull them out to ruin any social occasion.
Now speaking of spaghetti, I went and bought another cooking pot
>>28761im glad you have another one.
>>28760The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
>>28759No
>>28760Yes
Gotta make sure no one else dies so Trump doesn't kill me
>>28761Cooking pots are always good
>>28764Yes the dragon fucks Torcuil? Noted
kidding>>28763Yes, everyone is restored and revived. If anything, they're more impressed by the fact that Trump has the means to undo death than that they got killded.
>>28765Torcuil: random women's sexual frustration punching bag
>>28766It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
>>28766You got that right.
[Steps out from behind a building]
Hi torc.
>>28768>reeeing in fear"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMP..."
Torc then fucking realizes who it is
"Oh, its you"
>>28767I know I know...
What are my limit for Torc's polymorph >>28769Whats a sexy man like you doing in a place like this?
>>28768>>28769>>28770oh dear here comes more >rape.
>>28770"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
>>28775Let Tay decide who her victims are
>>28773Id like you to pump me full of something else. ;)
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties>>28780Kek
>>28779Trump took the robe, and I'm looking forward to him using it
>>28778>nosebleed>>28777All are Tays victims, haven't you figured it out yet?
>>28778Watch out, you've got a dragoness to compete with now.
>>28777Checked
>>28781Can I hold
all the shekels in it? Because I would absolutely use it for that
>>28776Who said that
>>28778"This fookin burd"
Torc shakes his head
"Why be ye fucking bothering [b]me. I don't want a damn relatioship with ye, ye cunt."
>>28781Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
>>28786I like it when you call me that.
[Dripping sounds]
>>28787Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places. >>28784Everything works out then.
>>28786Fucking bitch ass bold didn't work, why me
>>28788"Dear god ye wankstain, da hell is wrong with ya?"
>>28791Its easier to get to you than the bull. And i like spaghetti.
[Blushes while saying bull.]
What's the dragon doing atm?
>>28785Yes, yes you can.
>>28786Thez did
Pretty sure she (Tay) doesn't want a relationship either, she just wants the D
>>28791Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne
"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"
>>28788"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"
>>28781Also, Detect Evil.
And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
>>28795Would he have to hold them in individual pockets?
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
*fills hot water-bottles*
>>28792In all seriousness, why Torc though?"what would it take to get you to leave Tay?"
>>28794"Fuck you too trump"
>>28793This is all I wanted to know
>>28797"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
>>28803"It's okay Torcuil, I'm here to
kill your dragon girlfriend help you"
>>28799But I should be in durpistan. Like what structures are there from a flying view? I know there is the mine and a mcdonalds, but what else?
>>28805Her name is Kiynen
>>28803Tays attracted to his spaghettiness. A threesome with you and the dragon.
>>28804Lol i dont care.
>>28804>>28806"Trump, I mean this in the nicest way possible.
You are a cunt, so fuck off"
>>28807No
[4d20 = 34]>>28807"Oh yeah?"
FULL ROUND SPAGHETTI ASSAULT FROM INFINITE POCKETS!!!!
[4d20 = 43]>>28808"D'aww. I feel the same about you too"
>>28802*wraps heated blankets around eggs*
*kisses both eggs*
>>28809Do those pockets allow items to be ejected from them at command?
>>28812Not sure. I'd assume a spaghetti attack works like a standard ranged attack
>>28809[Gets down on knees and opens mouth.]
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
>>28819Maybe. All we know is that it's full of "autistic" gnomes.
>>28817*smiles*
"Just get in all in your mouth, and be sure to swallow'
>>28818Krenshall? I think Sparintenar is more promising. But we can add it to the list. I want to see what is in Durpistan first
>>28819"I can ask about getting some ammo for you in Sparintenar"
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>>28821Mmmh im good at swallowing hehe.
C- can i go?
>>28823"But you must leave this gentleman and his dragon alone, sexual fiend"
>>28825"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see
my gun..."
>>28824"SHES NOT MY DRAGON" echos in the streets
>>28827Hmmm maybe after we get back to the tower.
>>28829"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"
>>28831How gentlemenly of you herr trump.
>>28832*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
back
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
>>28833Well i was head of deutchesamerika imdrustal departments. I could make us countless tech.
>>28834Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea
>>28835"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
>>28836Actually its a .44 also i know how to make steel.
>>28837>Trying to loot the city after we're goneOh no you don't!
Search surroundings
>>28835"Tay, you want to check and see what these bolsheviks left behind?"
>>28838"Impressive"
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>>28838>>28836Don't go assuming stuff. Gnomes are notorious for their inventions having retarded flaws.
>>28839>communists having anything worth taking >>28841I do know how to make steel.
[1d20 = 6]>>28841Oh the gnomes aren't the ones doing the crafting
>>28840"Tay... if you don't mind me asking a personal question... are you baby crazy?"
>>28837Uh, Torc is tring to figure that out too
>>28843Not until i can find a suitable husband that lives up to my standards.
Sorry, computer reset
again cuz thread
>>28798Yes
>>28809Wut? FFS
>>28812Generally no
>>28819Oh, suddenly theres interest in the gnomish village I've been referencing since there were other places to reference
>>28826Shhhh, they're insane
It went off the rails after that. U silly bastards
[1d20 = 11]>>28845"I can respect that..."
Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.
Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country
>>28846GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
New bread soon cuz dammit
>>28849"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
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>>28846What is the dragon doing?
>>28851This also. I'm kind of waiting for the bitch to lunge at me
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>>28850Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
[1d20 = 14]>>28854"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
>>28855>>28856It has an electric based primer,and an ai thats shut down right now to conserve electricity.