As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Readies Vanderien and Bees shield, for a full attack with Smite evil on first two blows
>>28119
He he swallowed the acid resistance. He wants you to kill the dragon.
I want you to do fucking anything other than wait for the dragon, because that dragon is not coming out by itself
He he swallowed the acid resistance. He wants you to kill the dragon.
I want you to do fucking anything other than wait for the dragon, because that dragon is not coming out by itself
[1d20+5 = 11]
>>28121
Why did he get off her back? His movement is impaired to in the water.
>wants her to kill it
She's gotta know where it is first
Spot check to tell where the Dragon is lurking
>>28121
Why did he get off her back? His movement is impaired to in the water.
>wants her to kill it
She's gotta know where it is first
Spot check to tell where the Dragon is lurking
Trumpaladin wades deeper into the water. He'll probably drown eventually if Tracy doesn't dive into the water to attack the dragon or try to make a deal to give it 50000 sheckels if it lets us pass or anything
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME!"
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME!"
>>28126
>try to make a deal
You put the ranks into diplomacy, why haven't you tried it?
>'Can you swim?!'
>try to make a deal
You put the ranks into diplomacy, why haven't you tried it?
>'Can you swim?!'
Naturally, Trump is swept from his feet and falls <spalooosh> into the bog.
>>28124
Tracy's faggot, I am dead serious and I want an honest answer. Why do you ignore GM telling you repeatedly the dragon is not coming out on its own? Why do you refuse to try to offer the Dragon gold to get it to come out? What is your game here?
Tracy's faggot, I am dead serious and I want an honest answer. Why do you ignore GM telling you repeatedly the dragon is not coming out on its own? Why do you refuse to try to offer the Dragon gold to get it to come out? What is your game here?
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>>28120
I didn't mean to be offensive, I just thought you were item creating. I didn't realize this pertained to the situation at hand
I didn't mean to be offensive, I just thought you were item creating. I didn't realize this pertained to the situation at hand
>>28137
I have zero ranks in bluff. Use bluff. Do literally anything to entice this dragon to come out
I have zero ranks in bluff. Use bluff. Do literally anything to entice this dragon to come out
>>28138
Nope it does, because Torc knows they need acid resistance for this.
"TROLL I NEED YOU!"
Torc begins to enchant the rings with acid resistance
Nope it does, because Torc knows they need acid resistance for this.
"TROLL I NEED YOU!"
Torc begins to enchant the rings with acid resistance
>>28139
Didn't you just wade into the water and get tripped into said water for doing so? Aren't you DIRECTLY in harms way? I think you are,....
Didn't you just wade into the water and get tripped into said water for doing so? Aren't you DIRECTLY in harms way? I think you are,....
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Trumpaladin calls upon the power of meme magic to DRAIN THE SWAMP!
\r
\r
[1d20 = 13]
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
[1d20 = 16]
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
GM, the touch screen on my phone is barely working. Let me set up a hotspot on my laptop. Roll for initiative
>>28151
Nightmare has +6 initiative. Does that apply?
Her first move uis to drag Trumpaladin out of the water.
Nightmare has +6 initiative. Does that apply?
Her first move uis to drag Trumpaladin out of the water.
>>28152
Apologies, I mistook the situation. I was skimming, and thought that Torc was being called on (which my mind thought 'Trump'). The Blurrble was assuming he was still under water (which at the time he was) but I completely misread the scenario. Torcuil is astride Trollestia, who are keeping pace with Uatchit (and Infernius and Thez).
Apologies, I mistook the situation. I was skimming, and thought that Torc was being called on (which my mind thought 'Trump'). The Blurrble was assuming he was still under water (which at the time he was) but I completely misread the scenario. Torcuil is astride Trollestia, who are keeping pace with Uatchit (and Infernius and Thez).
>>28153
I would love to ride her to attack this thing but you have GOT to top being such a pussy. This thing is a young adult. I could kill it dismounted. Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack. I have three swigs of heal serious wounds, I can lay hands, and I can cast heal serious wounds on a mount at the same time as myself. Just let me get a full round attack on this thing. Also, you can grapple it with better strength than inferius if it tries to get away, while I deal a hell of a lot of damage to it with a sword every round.
On my laptop. I am ready
I would love to ride her to attack this thing but you have GOT to top being such a pussy. This thing is a young adult. I could kill it dismounted. Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack. I have three swigs of heal serious wounds, I can lay hands, and I can cast heal serious wounds on a mount at the same time as myself. Just let me get a full round attack on this thing. Also, you can grapple it with better strength than inferius if it tries to get away, while I deal a hell of a lot of damage to it with a sword every round.
On my laptop. I am ready
>>28154
No problem
"Troll, hold on a second I got something for you."
Torc shoves the ring of acid resistance on her horn
No problem
"Troll, hold on a second I got something for you."
Torc shoves the ring of acid resistance on her horn
>>28155
> I could kill it dismounted
Not in the water you can't.
>Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack
She can't attack until she knows where it is.
>grapple
It's too BIG for her, and could just drag her underwater. She doesn't have hands either.
> I could kill it dismounted
Not in the water you can't.
>Stop running away, stop playing it safe, and attack
She can't attack until she knows where it is.
>grapple
It's too BIG for her, and could just drag her underwater. She doesn't have hands either.
>>28160
Then why did you refuse to help entice it out of the water. Either it wants sheckels and comes out, or it attacks us and comes out. Those are the only two options. Waiting does nothing but wastes our time. It's 10PM central time. You've waited like two hours.
Then why did you refuse to help entice it out of the water. Either it wants sheckels and comes out, or it attacks us and comes out. Those are the only two options. Waiting does nothing but wastes our time. It's 10PM central time. You've waited like two hours.
Trumpaladin:
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw
>>28164
Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
>>28163
What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166
I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166
I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>28170
>tried nothing
I made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?
Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
>>28170
>tried nothing
I made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?
Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
>>28164
"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
>>28174
Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
>>28177
What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
>>28180
The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
Alright! Trump has first move, which is good cuz he's in the water. He's followed by Tracy.
>>28186
"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
Trump is in full plate. He doesn't float.
>>28205
>diplomacy
This
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
>diplomacy
This
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
>>28216
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
>>28222
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
>>28229
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
>>28215
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Remember, while I know YOU know what you mean/envision when you say "Do a thing", I don't necessarily, and the more open to interpretation your "A thing" command is, the more open to fucking players over I am enabled. Tl;dr pretend I don't know what you mean when making action descriptions K? ^_^
>>28236
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
>>28250
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>>28255
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>>28256
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
>>28264
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
>>28264
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
>>28263
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
[1d20 = 11]
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
>>28269
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
>>28271
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
If Trump is finished, its Torcuil's turn
>>28281
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>>28288
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>>28304
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
>>28316
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
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