Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>26922
>unintentional sexual euphemisms
Kek. I figured
>gold steel helmet
You were saying up until four hours ago that are refusing to remove the metal you need to make it
>unintentional sexual euphemisms
Kek. I figured
>gold steel helmet
You were saying up until four hours ago that are refusing to remove the metal you need to make it
>>26922
>can specific items
They can, but as players get more fluent with the mechanics I'm inclined to be less helpful. ^_~
>can specific items
They can, but as players get more fluent with the mechanics I'm inclined to be less helpful. ^_~
>>26925
Of course, but increased enchantments increase the difficulty, time, and resources necessary.
Of course, but increased enchantments increase the difficulty, time, and resources necessary.
>>26929
>Did not think ahead of how being the mother of two CR 9 animals would consume all this attention
I'd like to have another crack at Darky.
Also, unless they'bve got some epic transportation magic (which they could), they couldn't have moved far. It'd be best to scout surrounding settlements.
Tracy investigates Port Barry's urban planning and surrounding areas, looking to see where they could've fucked-off to so quickly.
Could be anywhere, but my money is on some clue to them being semi-nearby. They may have gone through the sewers, into the forest, or surrounding areas like Pip.
Who's in charge of the Gestapo force now?
>Did not think ahead of how being the mother of two CR 9 animals would consume all this attention
I'd like to have another crack at Darky.
Also, unless they'bve got some epic transportation magic (which they could), they couldn't have moved far. It'd be best to scout surrounding settlements.
Tracy investigates Port Barry's urban planning and surrounding areas, looking to see where they could've fucked-off to so quickly.
Could be anywhere, but my money is on some clue to them being semi-nearby. They may have gone through the sewers, into the forest, or surrounding areas like Pip.
Who's in charge of the Gestapo force now?
>>26931
Okay, good.
Torc uses the excese of hair Infernius gave him to teleport to his location.
"Now what in the nine layers of bloody hell do you think you're doing you flapping cunt?"
Okay, good.
Torc uses the excese of hair Infernius gave him to teleport to his location.
"Now what in the nine layers of bloody hell do you think you're doing you flapping cunt?"
>>26934
>Admiral
Chain of command says you're the sheriff. Go down to the office and have them sweep the city. Also, pls go pick-up those Assassin tools.
>Admiral
Chain of command says you're the sheriff. Go down to the office and have them sweep the city. Also, pls go pick-up those Assassin tools.
>>26946
The sandnigger who worked with the Drow who stole all of our loot.
Also, Infernius is a fucking Cleric. He should devote his life to clergy/monastery if he's that hopeless.
The sandnigger who worked with the Drow who stole all of our loot.
Also, Infernius is a fucking Cleric. He should devote his life to clergy/monastery if he's that hopeless.
>>26948
Torc is highly considering smashing his face in on a wall.
"DAMN IT JUST TALK TO THE BITCH."
Torc regains his composure
"You are making assumptions, that is very dangerious in a marrige"
Torc is highly considering smashing his face in on a wall.
"DAMN IT JUST TALK TO THE BITCH."
Torc regains his composure
"You are making assumptions, that is very dangerious in a marrige"
>>26932
I will seriously beat you about the face and torso with the information I've already given you several times (as in the info was given several times)
I will seriously beat you about the face and torso with the information I've already given you several times (as in the info was given several times)
>>26957
>20
oh okay.
"me never claimed to not love her. but if you haven't noticed me not know where she is.""
>20
oh okay.
"me never claimed to not love her. but if you haven't noticed me not know where she is.""
Cardishore?
Tracy is still alone in the stables, right? No other player characters are present in the tower?
Tracy is still alone in the stables, right? No other player characters are present in the tower?
>>26970
Oh god, I'm gonna regret this
Torc waits until infernius is just about out of sight
"THEZ IS A WHORE"
He then runs like a bat out of hell
Oh god, I'm gonna regret this
Torc waits until infernius is just about out of sight
"THEZ IS A WHORE"
He then runs like a bat out of hell
>>26971
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*mind breaks*
"I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN SCOTSMAN!!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*mind breaks*
"I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN SCOTSMAN!!"
Does Torc know any spells that cause penalties to Will saves?
>>26989
A shadowy silhouette of Thez materializes nearby. "Speak." the sound comes from an indeterminate location, but not the shadow.
A shadowy silhouette of Thez materializes nearby. "Speak." the sound comes from an indeterminate location, but not the shadow.
A random stick from the brush and surroundings pokes Infernius, and he springs awake. <whooof>
>>27007
As Infernius flies off geddit? "flies"? Thez can be heard goading "Oh NOW you decide to use rapid transit,...."
As Infernius flies off geddit? "flies"? Thez can be heard goading "Oh NOW you decide to use rapid transit,...."
If Trump is here, how hard would it be to place a word-filter so that "meta" was translated into "I'm a faggot"?
>>27010
This.
Come on. Even I a chart-cuck like me could figure out how to fix the situation.
Let's play the fucking game.
pic unrelated
This.
Come on. Even I a chart-cuck like me could figure out how to fix the situation.
Let's play the fucking game.
pic unrelated
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am i at bens yet?
>>27011
Well do it quickly, m8.
I had a whole laundry list of irrationally-destructive/edgy shit for Tracy to do when she heard that, but none of them would've taken this long.
Also, if Infernius became CE, wouldn't he immediately lose all of his Clerical powers? We don't have another Cleric, so he's fugged if he loses Hitler's blessing.
Well do it quickly, m8.
I had a whole laundry list of irrationally-destructive/edgy shit for Tracy to do when she heard that, but none of them would've taken this long.
Also, if Infernius became CE, wouldn't he immediately lose all of his Clerical powers? We don't have another Cleric, so he's fugged if he loses Hitler's blessing.
>>27018
I'd rather not say (it was some really retarded shit that would've fucked-up a lot of stuff..)
I'd rather not say (it was some really retarded shit that would've fucked-up a lot of stuff..)
Are we doing anything intresting tonight? Or is it just gonna be more drama?
>>27024
Holy Shit, if hadn't've killed you I fucking would have
Holy Shit, if hadn't've killed you I fucking would have
>>27024
That's... Really impressive. I was thinking about reviving Korak, to try to reason with him as an ally. Although that would have required going back to the tower, which is not where I wanted to be
That's... Really impressive. I was thinking about reviving Korak, to try to reason with him as an ally. Although that would have required going back to the tower, which is not where I wanted to be
>>27012
This I think I can do, although I'll have to wait until a dev comes on. If we still had the naked and editable configuration I could probably figure out how to do it myself tonight, but a dev turned that off
This I think I can do, although I'll have to wait until a dev comes on. If we still had the naked and editable configuration I could probably figure out how to do it myself tonight, but a dev turned that off
>>27046
Because he begged and begged and begged to be allowed to duel him and GM obliged even after you kept trying to attack Korak.
Because he begged and begged and begged to be allowed to duel him and GM obliged even after you kept trying to attack Korak.
>>27048
Not sure, but he was dead when Lenos put him up. Tracy was after me in the chain. He may have died of wounds or was killed by Lenos
Not sure, but he was dead when Lenos put him up. Tracy was after me in the chain. He may have died of wounds or was killed by Lenos
>>27049
And I call you an ass because I can't even talk about Kefka being killed without you interjecting "oh you mean the guy I killed." You've done this like three fucking times when there was no cause. Fuck off
And I call you an ass because I can't even talk about Kefka being killed without you interjecting "oh you mean the guy I killed." You've done this like three fucking times when there was no cause. Fuck off
*Tracy finishes polishing her precious eggs, and decides to work on a Disguise Self scroll (for glamouring armor)*
>>27049
Stop bragging "oh I'm the one who killed kefka and Korak." No one else does that, only you. All of the larger kills are a collective effort. We all usually play at least some role in killing them. Stop interjecting out of character because it's infuriating
>>27054
You said that on one occasion. Not just now or the first time
Stop bragging "oh I'm the one who killed kefka and Korak." No one else does that, only you. All of the larger kills are a collective effort. We all usually play at least some role in killing them. Stop interjecting out of character because it's infuriating
>>27054
You said that on one occasion. Not just now or the first time
Let's cut the meta arguments.
It doesn't even matter who finished him anyway: he's just as dead.
It doesn't even matter who finished him anyway: he's just as dead.
>>27062
You're really lucky your waifu doesn't drag you to the edge of space and keep you hostage there until you've proposed to her
You're really lucky your waifu doesn't drag you to the edge of space and keep you hostage there until you've proposed to her
>>27074
>roll again
Kek
If Imfernius doesn't do shit with his wife to fix shit I'm going to sleep.
GM where are you?
>roll again
Kek
If Imfernius doesn't do shit with his wife to fix shit I'm going to sleep.
GM where are you?
I guess maybe a female could do it? She would be of partial English blood, and that's a stock that produces strong female leaders
>>27074
>roll again
I'd probably do that anyways
>>27074
Good point. Trumpaladin summons Fae and his army, to track down and destroy the troll vilage.
Tracy's invited too if she leaves the eggs for long enough\r
>>27074
>roll again
I'd probably do that anyways
>>27074
Good point. Trumpaladin summons Fae and his army, to track down and destroy the troll vilage.
Tracy's invited too if she leaves the eggs for long enough\r
>>27077
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.IN FERNUIS IS INFACT NOT A BITCH.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.IN FERNUIS IS INFACT NOT A BITCH.
>>27079
I threw out the booklet because I loike this game, but I swear I'll write a new one if you do that crap intentionally.
I threw out the booklet because I loike this game, but I swear I'll write a new one if you do that crap intentionally.
Torc decides to use his authority at the gestapo to have them scan the city for any suspicious activity, he also put four men under temporary compand of Tracy
>>27081
Is he a Mcdouble combo?
>>27081
Is he a Mcdouble combo?
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*polishes eggs*
Since GM is kill, I'm retiring for the night
>>27117
*takes robe of pockets, collects mushrooms for totes not recreational consumption, then thoroughly washes robe*
\r
*takes robe of pockets, collects mushrooms for totes not recreational consumption, then thoroughly washes robe*
\r
>>27122
I'm not sure exactly. I would say the first thing would be to get a marriage license, but then Tracy's last words ("Have a nice day, ~Flashy") just sounded sarcastic in context and a little too much like Trolestia's "come back any time," so he'd probably delay that. I'd say to do something productive, either investigating the Bizarre again, destroying the Troll village, or something
I'm not sure exactly. I would say the first thing would be to get a marriage license, but then Tracy's last words ("Have a nice day, ~Flashy") just sounded sarcastic in context and a little too much like Trolestia's "come back any time," so he'd probably delay that. I'd say to do something productive, either investigating the Bizarre again, destroying the Troll village, or something
>>27126
>shield
His sword is two handed and he has the ring shield
>sitcom
Was it ironic or sarcastic in the sitcom?
>No laws in Port Barry
He'd have to make them then
>shield
His sword is two handed and he has the ring shield
>sitcom
Was it ironic or sarcastic in the sitcom?
>No laws in Port Barry
He'd have to make them then
>>27129
You'll want a sheild at some point, trust me. Even a wooden one could help.
>two-handed
A bastard sword is one and two handed.
>sitcom
Idk it's name and I never saw anything other than that scene. It was so old it was in black and white, with grainy footage. I just remembered it feeling "traditional".
You'll want a sheild at some point, trust me. Even a wooden one could help.
>two-handed
A bastard sword is one and two handed.
>sitcom
Idk it's name and I never saw anything other than that scene. It was so old it was in black and white, with grainy footage. I just remembered it feeling "traditional".
>>27136
Definitely something smaller than a tower shield. Really, just try making things. You don't really use very many of your spells per day, so it'd be good to put them to use somehow. Right now, you're character's head is unprotected, which isn't good if you want to do heavy infantry or cavalry.
I could've sword he was a bastard sword.. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>27137
>>27142
>>27141
>>27140
>>27139
>>27138
Both of you stop your bickering.
Definitely something smaller than a tower shield. Really, just try making things. You don't really use very many of your spells per day, so it'd be good to put them to use somehow. Right now, you're character's head is unprotected, which isn't good if you want to do heavy infantry or cavalry.
I could've sword he was a bastard sword.. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>27137
>>27142
>>27141
>>27140
>>27139
>>27138
Both of you stop your bickering.
>>27143
The new suit of armor includes a helmet, but I'm sure a better one could be located. I don't really know what items to craft...
I think the issue of whether Vanderiem could be wielded single handed was brought up and GM said two hands only. The magic ring shield is a real shield, that while not as big as a tower shield still counts as a shield
The new suit of armor includes a helmet, but I'm sure a better one could be located. I don't really know what items to craft...
I think the issue of whether Vanderiem could be wielded single handed was brought up and GM said two hands only. The magic ring shield is a real shield, that while not as big as a tower shield still counts as a shield
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>>27148
why do get to meta game when i cant?
why do get to meta game when i cant?
*calms tits*
>>27146
>I don't really know what items to craft…
I've been drooling over all the shit mudponies can't craft/use for a while now, so here is a few things your character can make on his own. Trumpaladin casts Divine Spells, and Paladins have the Craft skill for a reason. You don't need a new sword/armor, but there's other shit that you could use:
In four days, you could craft some gauntlets of Ogre Power:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gauntlets_of_Ogre_Power
(I wish I could use some)
You could also craft a Cloak of Charisma, in the same amount of time, like the one Tracy's working on. I can be increased in power over time. The same thing would go for a circlet of persuasion (which I know you want)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Circlet_of_Persuasion
In one day, if Infernius helped, or you bought a scroll, you could craft a Phylactery of Faithfulness, and gain the giga-haxx power (for Paladins) to be able to tell in advance if an act will cause you to Fall (you still fall, even if you commit certain evils by accident). I don't think you ever designated a holy symbol to turn undead either (Infernius has his brand), so you'll need something to show them if you want to stop the zombies in their tracks.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phylactery_of_Faithfulness
>I don't really know what items to craft…
I've been drooling over all the shit mudponies can't craft/use for a while now, so here is a few things your character can make on his own. Trumpaladin casts Divine Spells, and Paladins have the Craft skill for a reason. You don't need a new sword/armor, but there's other shit that you could use:
In four days, you could craft some gauntlets of Ogre Power:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gauntlets_of_Ogre_Power
(I wish I could use some)
You could also craft a Cloak of Charisma, in the same amount of time, like the one Tracy's working on. I can be increased in power over time. The same thing would go for a circlet of persuasion (which I know you want)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Circlet_of_Persuasion
In one day, if Infernius helped, or you bought a scroll, you could craft a Phylactery of Faithfulness, and gain the giga-haxx power (for Paladins) to be able to tell in advance if an act will cause you to Fall (you still fall, even if you commit certain evils by accident). I don't think you ever designated a holy symbol to turn undead either (Infernius has his brand), so you'll need something to show them if you want to stop the zombies in their tracks.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phylactery_of_Faithfulness
>>27154
As far as I understand, the liche's Phalactery is only a certain kind of phalactery that the spellcaster must craft to become one. It requires item creation feats. (I wonder if Torcuil or Infernius could become one...)
>>27155
You character could craft other stuff too. I only bothered to list the stuff I thought you might actually try.
>tfw mudpony
As far as I understand, the liche's Phalactery is only a certain kind of phalactery that the spellcaster must craft to become one. It requires item creation feats. (I wonder if Torcuil or Infernius could become one...)
>>27155
You character could craft other stuff too. I only bothered to list the stuff I thought you might actually try.
>tfw mudpony
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>>27158
I'm NOT suggesting it by any means, but any spell-caster (except paladins, because of their Code) of 11th caster level can do it. The phylactery costs 120,000 gp and 4,800 XP to create.
Idk if I should even tell you this, but Infernius would have to become Lawful Evil first to accomplish it, in order to remain within one step of his Lord's alignment (some gods prohibit their clerics from casting evil spells, but Hitler didn't bat an eye when Infernius cast Contagion to try to infect Torcuil, so I guess he's the kind of god who lets his clerics cast everything on the list); Hitler is definitely Lawful, and the mere act of creating the phalactery is as good as an all-out conversion to Evil. If Infernius ever became anything other than Lawful while Evil-aligned, he would immediately lose all of his Clerical powers and there'd be no way to restore said powers, and there would be no in-game way for him to get them back with what is known in this world (that I can think of).
tl;dr: He could do it, but it'd be super edgy and would cost a lot of shekels.
I'm NOT suggesting it by any means, but any spell-caster (except paladins, because of their Code) of 11th caster level can do it. The phylactery costs 120,000 gp and 4,800 XP to create.
Idk if I should even tell you this, but Infernius would have to become Lawful Evil first to accomplish it, in order to remain within one step of his Lord's alignment (some gods prohibit their clerics from casting evil spells, but Hitler didn't bat an eye when Infernius cast Contagion to try to infect Torcuil, so I guess he's the kind of god who lets his clerics cast everything on the list); Hitler is definitely Lawful, and the mere act of creating the phalactery is as good as an all-out conversion to Evil. If Infernius ever became anything other than Lawful while Evil-aligned, he would immediately lose all of his Clerical powers and there'd be no way to restore said powers, and there would be no in-game way for him to get them back with what is known in this world (that I can think of).
tl;dr: He could do it, but it'd be super edgy and would cost a lot of shekels.
>>27164
>i need to go from 9 dex to 15 to get access to
two weapon fighting.
i want a dragon horn of Valhalla to replace my other one. ill work on that after i talk to ben and then thez.
>i need to go from 9 dex to 15 to get access to
two weapon fighting.
i want a dragon horn of Valhalla to replace my other one. ill work on that after i talk to ben and then thez.
>>27168
they weren't in durpistan.... wait a second a communist town would be a pretty good hideout for thieves.
they weren't in durpistan.... wait a second a communist town would be a pretty good hideout for thieves.
>>27175
I doubt: too militaristic and too uniform to leave spots for sandniggers to hide. They're not "swimming in wealth either".
The security of Cardishore is airport-tier, but high-level Assassins could slip through pretty easily.
I doubt: too militaristic and too uniform to leave spots for sandniggers to hide. They're not "swimming in wealth either".
The security of Cardishore is airport-tier, but high-level Assassins could slip through pretty easily.
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>>27180
They obviously would've.
I just gathered that Drow kind of look/act like Arabs. You read how eager Darkie was to die: he was like a jihadist. They're certainly more intelligent and clever than niggers, but they also have an overall violent/sinister disposition as a race.
They obviously would've.
I just gathered that Drow kind of look/act like Arabs. You read how eager Darkie was to die: he was like a jihadist. They're certainly more intelligent and clever than niggers, but they also have an overall violent/sinister disposition as a race.
I need to hit the hay soon.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
I need to explain something: I'm not going to explain everything. Earlier on in the story I would offer tidbits and anecdotes both to stimulate progress and to illustrate that that there is a wealth of back-story and context that leads to "This guy" acting in a particular manner, or how shit ended up there, or whatever. I will still offer explanations, but more in the aftermath than anything because doing so in advance gives characters an artificial disposition that doesn't make sense. Also, those explanations will pertain to what characters show an interest in. I haven't said shit about Krenshall, because so far no one seems to give a fuck.
Take Darkie for example, I could explain his disposition and the reasons he is how he is, but that would bias the characters in a particular way. In the absence of such an explanation and rather than assuming he's a jihadist, you could try asking him. I mean, I made it pretty clear that he's vain as fuck right? Right. His head is still in the bucket, next to the Entertron if anyone wants to ask him questions.
On the subject of Dark Elves in general, if you want to disregard them as 'sand nigs', thats a player's prerogative, but it would be more accurate to regard them (behavior and habit-wise) as russian mafia. I think I mentioned that once,... oh yeah I did.
I realize these threads get pretty long-winded, and some details are easy to skip or forget. If I respond to questions with a bit of cheek, its probably 'cuz I've already answered that question.
Take Darkie for example, I could explain his disposition and the reasons he is how he is, but that would bias the characters in a particular way. In the absence of such an explanation and rather than assuming he's a jihadist, you could try asking him. I mean, I made it pretty clear that he's vain as fuck right? Right. His head is still in the bucket, next to the Entertron if anyone wants to ask him questions.
On the subject of Dark Elves in general, if you want to disregard them as 'sand nigs', thats a player's prerogative, but it would be more accurate to regard them (behavior and habit-wise) as russian mafia. I think I mentioned that once,... oh yeah I did.
I realize these threads get pretty long-winded, and some details are easy to skip or forget. If I respond to questions with a bit of cheek, its probably 'cuz I've already answered that question.
>>27186
Ah.. I guess I just associated them a bit with the Garuda from Zelda, so that's why I got used to calling then sand people..
Ah.. I guess I just associated them a bit with the Garuda from Zelda, so that's why I got used to calling then sand people..
>>27191
But really, I found them similar to the old Nizari Assassin tribe (the one from which the term "Assassin" comes from) of the Middle East. The way they value stealth and cunning, but also have a cultural leaning to distrust others out of principle, because the notion of betrayal is so prominent in their society.
I also thought of that because of the thought of how they're not an inherently evil race (like orcs or whatever), but become evil early-on because they're brought up in a society/culture that suffocates good; which is why I associated them with Jihadists. Likewise, the Nizari sect of Shia Islam was practically an Assassination religion: trust/family didn't exist in their society; they too tortured their children from childhood to train them to toughen the fuck up, and their only medium of prestige/respect was in their admiration for the lethal and the cunning, with clergy being the closest thing they ever had to loose social organization.
I just have a habit of trying to find real-world allusions in media, even when they don't actually exist...
But really, I found them similar to the old Nizari Assassin tribe (the one from which the term "Assassin" comes from) of the Middle East. The way they value stealth and cunning, but also have a cultural leaning to distrust others out of principle, because the notion of betrayal is so prominent in their society.
I also thought of that because of the thought of how they're not an inherently evil race (like orcs or whatever), but become evil early-on because they're brought up in a society/culture that suffocates good; which is why I associated them with Jihadists. Likewise, the Nizari sect of Shia Islam was practically an Assassination religion: trust/family didn't exist in their society; they too tortured their children from childhood to train them to toughen the fuck up, and their only medium of prestige/respect was in their admiration for the lethal and the cunning, with clergy being the closest thing they ever had to loose social organization.
I just have a habit of trying to find real-world allusions in media, even when they don't actually exist...
>>27192
Yeah, I fucked up. Nizaris we're actually Persians.
I'm rather interested in this races and the surrounding published material. They seem incredibly edgy.
Yeah, I fucked up. Nizaris we're actually Persians.
I'm rather interested in this races and the surrounding published material. They seem incredibly edgy.
>>27194
>Shouldn't have said anything
>Now all the spellcasters are getting crazy ideas
A phalactery is a religious/spiritual vessel of some sort. For a lich, it's the vessel that houses their "true" existence, and the only way to permanently kill one is by destroying it. It's typically a little box with a scroll of text that encompasses the memories of its past life, but could be any item. It's uber-expensive to craft.
Becoming a lich is Voldemort tier though. It's
>Shouldn't have said anything
>Now all the spellcasters are getting crazy ideas
A phalactery is a religious/spiritual vessel of some sort. For a lich, it's the vessel that houses their "true" existence, and the only way to permanently kill one is by destroying it. It's typically a little box with a scroll of text that encompasses the memories of its past life, but could be any item. It's uber-expensive to craft.
Becoming a lich is Voldemort tier though. It's
>>27195
So, its a box that basically contains their soul?
And they can't die unless the box itself is destroyed?
Intresting....
So, its a box that basically contains their soul?
And they can't die unless the box itself is destroyed?
Intresting....
>>27188
Infernius's player should first focus on how he's going to develop his character to fix all of this dramatic BS, desu. It's getting in the way of things.
Infernius's player should first focus on how he's going to develop his character to fix all of this dramatic BS, desu. It's getting in the way of things.
>>27196
>soul
>Implying
Technically yes, to both questions.
Don't plan on doing it. Even if you could afford the cost to craft it, it's a horrible thing to do.
>soul
>Implying
Technically yes, to both questions.
Don't plan on doing it. Even if you could afford the cost to craft it, it's a horrible thing to do.
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>>27198
I was just generalizing.
And trust me, I don't wanna do it. But it could make for an intresting boss...
I was just generalizing.
And trust me, I don't wanna do it. But it could make for an intresting boss...
>>27203
I'm kind of impressed that you found a solution that was so I character for her. It makes it look like her initial breakdown was triggered because the news made her wonder if Trumpaladin was really committed to her, so the solution is to resolve the commitment question.
One flaw in the way it was done though is that Trumpaladin was carried up to 5000 or so feet to do it. It's scenic and all, but it makes it seem like proposing was "an offer he can't refuse," like the only way she'd let him down is if he proposed. I guess he could call Fae, jump off, and then see if she could make it on time/if Tracy would then one after to murder them both, but really he didn't have much of a choice except to propose. Yeah I know, Tracy is a >rapist and doesn't give a shit if her victim is actually willing or not, but it leaves open the question of "did he really mean it" and "will he try to break the engagement before the ceremony?"
For example, after the formal mounting and the scene in the grove, after Tracy (and (you)) went to sleep, I had Trumpaladin place himself in a position he could have murdered Tracy in her sleep, or easily had she woken up. This made proceeding with Tracy more of an affirmative choice, because he had tried to kill Tracy before on like three occasions but was stopped because of Inferius, Torcuil, or Thez, and was resentful for that. He was left muttering "I should have killed you when I had the chance" although it's not clear that he actually did have the chance. But by seeing an opportunity then deciding against it, it makes the kill or marry decision actually meaningful, because it's his choice, and he can regret the consequences if he gets it wrong.
I'm kind of impressed that you found a solution that was so I character for her. It makes it look like her initial breakdown was triggered because the news made her wonder if Trumpaladin was really committed to her, so the solution is to resolve the commitment question.
One flaw in the way it was done though is that Trumpaladin was carried up to 5000 or so feet to do it. It's scenic and all, but it makes it seem like proposing was "an offer he can't refuse," like the only way she'd let him down is if he proposed. I guess he could call Fae, jump off, and then see if she could make it on time/if Tracy would then one after to murder them both, but really he didn't have much of a choice except to propose. Yeah I know, Tracy is a >rapist and doesn't give a shit if her victim is actually willing or not, but it leaves open the question of "did he really mean it" and "will he try to break the engagement before the ceremony?"
For example, after the formal mounting and the scene in the grove, after Tracy (and (you)) went to sleep, I had Trumpaladin place himself in a position he could have murdered Tracy in her sleep, or easily had she woken up. This made proceeding with Tracy more of an affirmative choice, because he had tried to kill Tracy before on like three occasions but was stopped because of Inferius, Torcuil, or Thez, and was resentful for that. He was left muttering "I should have killed you when I had the chance" although it's not clear that he actually did have the chance. But by seeing an opportunity then deciding against it, it makes the kill or marry decision actually meaningful, because it's his choice, and he can regret the consequences if he gets it wrong.
>>27192
Of course, that feminist/matriarchal social structure elliminates most chances of direct Middle-Eastern allusion.. I guess I just tied them together because of the emphasis on psychological warfare and use of poisons in their society.
I can see now though that there appear to be very few if any real world history allusions in thes books. Paladins though seem to be largely based off of Christian crusaders, with their healing skills and code of conduct.
Of course, that feminist/matriarchal social structure elliminates most chances of direct Middle-Eastern allusion.. I guess I just tied them together because of the emphasis on psychological warfare and use of poisons in their society.
I can see now though that there appear to be very few if any real world history allusions in thes books. Paladins though seem to be largely based off of Christian crusaders, with their healing skills and code of conduct.
>>27205
I wrote that thing in-part ahead of time (I wrote a lot of action plans), although I wasn't entirely awake while I was typing it. I'm glad it turned out the way it did though.
I'm not using any more math for this stuff though: it was a retarded system to use in the first place. I've already figured-out how to play her in character, so I threw-away the booklet. From here on out, I'm making decisions on the fly.
I wrote that thing in-part ahead of time (I wrote a lot of action plans), although I wasn't entirely awake while I was typing it. I'm glad it turned out the way it did though.
I'm not using any more math for this stuff though: it was a retarded system to use in the first place. I've already figured-out how to play her in character, so I threw-away the booklet. From here on out, I'm making decisions on the fly.
>>27161
Did you ever decide what your two Domains were? I figured Hitler's Domains would at least have War and Community under the list, but idk what your character chose.
Did you ever decide what your two Domains were? I figured Hitler's Domains would at least have War and Community under the list, but idk what your character chose.
GM is there something for those of us to do who don't wanna be a faggot wanna do something other than Meta game and deal with realtionship drama?
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>>27161
The list of stuff your character could craft is too long to bother with listing desu.. It all takes time anyway. What does your character need in particular?
As for me. I'm only going to have Tracy work on a few basic things while she's incubating these eggs, and then just steal everything she can get her hooves on, because mudpony Rogues can't really craft much at all. Thief lyfe 4ever (Pic related).
The list of stuff your character could craft is too long to bother with listing desu.. It all takes time anyway. What does your character need in particular?
As for me. I'm only going to have Tracy work on a few basic things while she's incubating these eggs, and then just steal everything she can get her hooves on, because mudpony Rogues can't really craft much at all. Thief lyfe 4ever (Pic related).
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>>27215
I saw that last night and was intending to craft one
if I can find an additional level 2 spell to cast today
*goes to pony*
"Tracy, may I see one of the pearls from Kefka's jewelry?"
\r
I saw that last night and was intending to craft one
if I can find an additional level 2 spell to cast today
*goes to pony*
"Tracy, may I see one of the pearls from Kefka's jewelry?"
\r
>>27213
I wouldn't consider personal, non-collective kills/bounties to be loot-hoarding, but I never said I was going to keep it all for Tracy. If I steal something useful to other party members, I'll redistribute accordingly. Half the stuff she's working on right now is for distribution.
Would you like a Mummified Elf Hand? Tracy has some other things in the oven, but they'll all take time. It was supposed to be a gift for Ponimaru, but you can have it if you really want it.
>>27218
Did he have any pearls? I never saw any.
*gives pearl, if it exists*
I wouldn't consider personal, non-collective kills/bounties to be loot-hoarding, but I never said I was going to keep it all for Tracy. If I steal something useful to other party members, I'll redistribute accordingly. Half the stuff she's working on right now is for distribution.
Would you like a Mummified Elf Hand? Tracy has some other things in the oven, but they'll all take time. It was supposed to be a gift for Ponimaru, but you can have it if you really want it.
>>27218
Did he have any pearls? I never saw any.
*gives pearl, if it exists*
>>27222
He isn't required to do anything, m8. Don't put pressure on him. Just ask him or Infernius for spells on an individual basis if you want something, rather than impose normatives.
Like I said earlier, I'm playing a Neutral Evil Thief: I'll get loot through stealing. The last two loot-able characters were Rogue-types, so I lucked out there.
Dem digits though...
>>27223
She's not. She's just a robber.
I just said I'd do it from now on because Trump's faggot will get upset if he doesn't get a cut of the stolen loot.
He isn't required to do anything, m8. Don't put pressure on him. Just ask him or Infernius for spells on an individual basis if you want something, rather than impose normatives.
Like I said earlier, I'm playing a Neutral Evil Thief: I'll get loot through stealing. The last two loot-able characters were Rogue-types, so I lucked out there.
Dem digits though...
>>27223
She's not. She's just a robber.
I just said I'd do it from now on because Trump's faggot will get upset if he doesn't get a cut of the stolen loot.
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>>27226
Well no shit he doesn't have to craft, but he's complaining about being bored, and he has a clear comparative advantage when it comes to crafting
Well no shit he doesn't have to craft, but he's complaining about being bored, and he has a clear comparative advantage when it comes to crafting
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>>27223
What spells can he cast?
>>27227
It's not like I don't want to keep everything..
Right now, the only arcane spell she needs are Rage on the hilt of Berserk Sword. Everything takes time, and I didn't start any projects that'd require arcane spells.. You character has the Scribe Scroll Feat as a bonus, so he should be able to write them more quickly. If he could scribe a few low-level spells, like Rage, those would be appreciated.
Magick items require 1 day per 1000 gp, so having scrolls in advance could help with future crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Scrolls
>>27229
>advantage
It's not a contest, m8..
What spells can he cast?
>>27227
It's not like I don't want to keep everything..
Right now, the only arcane spell she needs are Rage on the hilt of Berserk Sword. Everything takes time, and I didn't start any projects that'd require arcane spells.. You character has the Scribe Scroll Feat as a bonus, so he should be able to write them more quickly. If he could scribe a few low-level spells, like Rage, those would be appreciated.
Magick items require 1 day per 1000 gp, so having scrolls in advance could help with future crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Scrolls
>>27229
>advantage
It's not a contest, m8..
>>27232
>not a contest
Comparative advantage is a term from economics that refers to the ability of one nation to create goods of a certain kind better than another nation, or the ability of a person to produce a particular good or service better than another person. It's a term that refers to specialization in the division of labor. For example, if we needed some one to do something stealthy, Tracy would have a "comparative advantage" to the other members of the group, because she could do that better than anyone else.
I was saying Torcuil is better at casting spells than the rest of us
>not a contest
Comparative advantage is a term from economics that refers to the ability of one nation to create goods of a certain kind better than another nation, or the ability of a person to produce a particular good or service better than another person. It's a term that refers to specialization in the division of labor. For example, if we needed some one to do something stealthy, Tracy would have a "comparative advantage" to the other members of the group, because she could do that better than anyone else.
I was saying Torcuil is better at casting spells than the rest of us
>>27234
>>27235
I'd like Finger of Death, if Tracy is ever going to craft one of these out of the Troll Skuklls:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
That'll also take Animate Object and Fly though, and would have to be cast on each day, if I'm not mistaken...
>>27235
I'd like Finger of Death, if Tracy is ever going to craft one of these out of the Troll Skuklls:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
That'll also take Animate Object and Fly though, and would have to be cast on each day, if I'm not mistaken...
>>27240
I know what comparative advantage is; I was just a bit confused by what I thought you were implying.
Anyway, before anyone even thinks of crafting, the party needs to find the metal that the Drow stole. My best ideas are Cardishore and maybe Krenshal if not that, but Tracy is preoccupied with Animal-Rearing atm so she can't investigate... When the chance comes someone outta resurrect Darkie and try to milk some answers out of him (he'll be hungry too).
>>27243
"Thanks, Torcuil."
*produces troll skull*
>>27239
Sounds like a Construct.
>>27233
>anti-negro
Like a Bane weapon?
I know what comparative advantage is; I was just a bit confused by what I thought you were implying.
Anyway, before anyone even thinks of crafting, the party needs to find the metal that the Drow stole. My best ideas are Cardishore and maybe Krenshal if not that, but Tracy is preoccupied with Animal-Rearing atm so she can't investigate... When the chance comes someone outta resurrect Darkie and try to milk some answers out of him (he'll be hungry too).
>>27243
"Thanks, Torcuil."
*produces troll skull*
>>27239
Sounds like a Construct.
>>27233
>anti-negro
Like a Bane weapon?
>>27247
I think Bane weapons only work on one favored target, but idk. Either way, it'll take time, and your character claimed he was going to the capital all by himself, last we heard from him.
Anyway, try to figure out what your character is doing next before asking more meta stuff. The scene was left in a really bad spot last time.
I think Bane weapons only work on one favored target, but idk. Either way, it'll take time, and your character claimed he was going to the capital all by himself, last we heard from him.
Anyway, try to figure out what your character is doing next before asking more meta stuff. The scene was left in a really bad spot last time.
>>27249
I guess I could think of......
A peice of curb that can shoot smoke bombs full of tear/death gas
Now with opptional swasticas
I guess I could think of......
A peice of curb that can shoot smoke bombs full of tear/death gas
Now with opptional swasticas
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>>27259
Smoee grenade launcher club or flaming club?
I can only give you it now if you want the fire one, the launcher would require Lenos' help
Smoee grenade launcher club or flaming club?
I can only give you it now if you want the fire one, the launcher would require Lenos' help
Does anyone know where I can find some drawing of elves with Dutch braids? I'm trying to meme, but google doesn't help very much...
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>>27270
I said drawing. I can't meme a photo.
Also, I don't think Thez really looks anything like that.
I said drawing. I can't meme a photo.
Also, I don't think Thez really looks anything like that.
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>>27276
ill continue my search then.
ill continue my search then.
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>depiction
...of skin-tone
...of skin-tone
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>>27192
Drow elves are something else. Its a matriarchal society based on affluence and extreme cunning. Houses are constantly engaged in barely civilized war against one another, except that any overt (read: sloppy and therefore reportable) aggression is met with swift and exacting vengeance, but otherwise its anything goes (and 'unreportable' acts are quite encouraged). Non-drow are referred to as 'iblith' (fecal matter) and there are no prohibitions against maligning them for any reason (though please, have some dignity).
>>27196
Often times the phylactery is a ridiculously valuable and custom-cut gemstone, but yes
As for the rest, you're all very silly
Drow elves are something else. Its a matriarchal society based on affluence and extreme cunning. Houses are constantly engaged in barely civilized war against one another, except that any overt (read: sloppy and therefore reportable) aggression is met with swift and exacting vengeance, but otherwise its anything goes (and 'unreportable' acts are quite encouraged). Non-drow are referred to as 'iblith' (fecal matter) and there are no prohibitions against maligning them for any reason (though please, have some dignity).
>>27196
Often times the phylactery is a ridiculously valuable and custom-cut gemstone, but yes
As for the rest, you're all very silly
>>27271
When I tried to saturate this meat-creature's hair it just divided nto blue, green and a bunch of colors that ruined the pic even after I swapped them to red.. I'll post it anyway though, since its just a draft idea.
When I tried to saturate this meat-creature's hair it just divided nto blue, green and a bunch of colors that ruined the pic even after I swapped them to red.. I'll post it anyway though, since its just a draft idea.
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>>27304
Idk. She's half wood-elf, so that a normal color for them.
Then again, idk how crazy the average wood elf girl is...
Idk. She's half wood-elf, so that a normal color for them.
Then again, idk how crazy the average wood elf girl is...
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>>27311
Well last I checked, Tracy was working on a plethora of magical items, Infernius was just getting to Ben's shop, Torcuil was contemplating several items (including Lich-dom) and Trump was,.....
Well last I checked, Tracy was working on a plethora of magical items, Infernius was just getting to Ben's shop, Torcuil was contemplating several items (including Lich-dom) and Trump was,.....
>>27313
Tracy ordered one of the Gestapo (temporally put under her command by admiral Torcuil) to bring her the equipment that was confiscated from Darkie. What did he bring back?
*polishes eggs*
Tracy ordered one of the Gestapo (temporally put under her command by admiral Torcuil) to bring her the equipment that was confiscated from Darkie. What did he bring back?
*polishes eggs*
>>27313
Trumpaladin has procured a pearl from Tracy, and casts "Owl's Wisdom" on it If there is a way to get another level 2 Paladin spell in
Trumpaladin also takes a stone Or Football and calls upon Elway to bestow upon it his favor
Trumpaladin has procured a pearl from Tracy, and casts "Owl's Wisdom" on it If there is a way to get another level 2 Paladin spell in
Trumpaladin also takes a stone Or Football and calls upon Elway to bestow upon it his favor
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>>27324
Can clund be made of concrete/stone?
I agree though: he should work on his deity's favored martial weapon first, since that's what he's actually proficient in.
Can clund be made of concrete/stone?
I agree though: he should work on his deity's favored martial weapon first, since that's what he's actually proficient in.
>>27323
No claim. Do you have the "weapon finesse" feat, because that would allow you to use your plus 4 dexterity modifier on the rapier or a whip
No claim. Do you have the "weapon finesse" feat, because that would allow you to use your plus 4 dexterity modifier on the rapier or a whip
*two
>>27335
I meant in game context. Ur not going to be able (OR allowed) to wander around shoving a concrete club in faces and then curb-stomping.
What do you hope to accomplish?
I meant in game context. Ur not going to be able (OR allowed) to wander around shoving a concrete club in faces and then curb-stomping.
What do you hope to accomplish?
>>27339
What I meant when I brought it up was an actual club.
Something he could smack people around with
What I meant when I brought it up was an actual club.
Something he could smack people around with
>>27342
It matters if I can foresee a way to increase her Int.
Can existing animals be made into Fiendish Servants, or does that only apply to summoned fiends?
It matters if I can foresee a way to increase her Int.
Can existing animals be made into Fiendish Servants, or does that only apply to summoned fiends?
>GM wonders if this hasn't just been a very long, very drawn out troll
Is there anyone left in the tower who could interrogate Darkie again? His body-cast should be finished.
>>27347
We have the entrotron, right?
And that will revive anything, right?
Also, Torc could help.
Magic might be useful
We have the entrotron, right?
And that will revive anything, right?
Also, Torc could help.
Magic might be useful
Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
>>27364
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
is gm kill?
>>27368
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
>>27369
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
>>27370
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
>>27372
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
>>27374
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
>>27384
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
>>27385
Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
>>27387
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
>>27393
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
>>27398
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.
>>27403
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
>>27405
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
So here's the situation with Darkie. He doesn't seem to (cuz he doesn't) respond at all to negative reinforcement. It's almost as though he's been ripped apart piece by piece before, and is thoroughly unimpressed. Murder/torture/brutality is how Drow operate, particularly by females toward males. Even the most useful and diligent male is a second-class citizen, and Darkie is arrogant and insubordinate.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
>>27420
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
K, so Tracy is in the stables, Infernius is talking to Ben, Taylor is,... last I checked was still in Sparentinar, Torcuil is, going to try and get a concrete club made,.... Where's Trump?
>>27433
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
"Detect lies, zone of truth, those won't help you get the information out of him, it will only prevent him from telling lies. He can simply refuse to answer unless some form of compulsion is used on him, or someone can think of an incentive that he would actually go for."
>>27439
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
>>27447
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
>>27457
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily
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>>27463
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
>>27477
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
>>27482
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
>>27483
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
>>27484
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
>>27485
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm_RK2EdV0
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame
>>27488
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
>>27495
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
*polishes eggs*
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>>27504
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
>>27512
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
>>27507
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
[3d10+6 = 15]
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
>>27526
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
[1d20 = 14]
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
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[1d20 = 15]
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27542
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
>>27549
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
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*senses disturbance in force*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
Trumpaladin leaves the stables to go to kitchen, prepare a cup of chamomile tea, and deliver it to Slovenia.
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
>>27563
Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
>>27557
"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
>>27568
nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
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>>27572
>Divination
>Augury
>Commune
And if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>Divination
>Augury
>Commune
And if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>>27581
Change your ways little pony, and become worthy enough to stand in his presence, if you want to be worthy to stand beside your groom at marriafe
Change your ways little pony, and become worthy enough to stand in his presence, if you want to be worthy to stand beside your groom at marriafe
>>27584
You've already messed those up quite decently, you won't be at a loss. It's time you learn the special joy that comes when you are not just severing a guy's head, but severing it in the name of righteousness
\r
You've already messed those up quite decently, you won't be at a loss. It's time you learn the special joy that comes when you are not just severing a guy's head, but severing it in the name of righteousness
\r
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Goddamn, this is just like that Jewish/Muslim prophecy with the red heifer...
>>27588
"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
>>27591
"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
>>27597
Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
>>27604
Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
>>27603
"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
>>27605
*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
>>27609
"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
Come on, Ben. Stop staring, and use one of your Jewish tricks to press the button to the Jewelry Shop's robbery alarm, or send out a pigeon.
>>27614
>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth Infernius
That's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth Infernius
That's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>>27615
If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
Mrs. Sentry