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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

749 replies and 55 files omitted.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27709
27711
>>27701
So here is what I did
Call Fae
Tell her to go to the monestary, assemble all available combat forces, ask them to collect a ranged weapon and a melee weapon each, have them collect at least a few flaming arrows each, collect a few burning torches, and have them mount on horses. Tell the troops they will be riding to battle, and Trumpaladin will meet them after he has scouted ahead. We will be attacking the troll village. They are to go to the clearing in the woods where the trolls were last located.

On the way there, do not get cocky, as the woods be filled with danger. Do spot and listen checks on the surrounding environment as they proceed down the path. Fae is to fly above them, and do spot and listen checks. When they get to the clearing, they are to hold position until Trumpaladin returns, or FAE gives orders. Fae is to stay in position unless unreasonable to do so, although if the location is clear, she may proceed with them there. Fae is to communicate DANGER if attacked through empathic link, and likewise if there is something of clear interest found along the way.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27710
1315630__safe_artist-colon-an-dash-m_oc_oc only_oc-colon-syriana_barrel_bipedal_colored pupils_earth pony_female_floppy ears_looking at you_mare_nation.jpeg
>>27705
>da ebins
I was glad to see he wasn't kill, too.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27711
27713
>>27709
>Trumpaladin will meet them
Send a pigeon, if we have any.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27712
27718
>>27704
Trumpaladin mounts Tracy and rides her to wherever she wants to go
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27713
27718
>>27711
He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...

Okay, we'll call them to join us

Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon

>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for
AYxkj
?
No.27714
27715 27716
[1d20 = 6]
>>27708
why?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27715
27716
>>27714
fuck!
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27716
>>27715
>>27714
Because it will fix your brain faggot.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27717
27719 27720
Tay, be very clear to specify that you are using some form of contraceptive
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27718
>>27712
>cue transformation scene
"The Ride starts now!"
Tracy makes rides her way over to the forest past the the logger's mill and begins to look for 9gag watermarks.
>>27713
He could always have them meet him in the forest outside the camp before the charge. Tell them to bring torches.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27719
>>27717
This.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27720
27721
>>27717
I dont have any.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27721
27722 27723 27724
>>27720
Then pls, don't do it...
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27722
>>27721
Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27723
27725 27727 27731
>>27721
Im the evil character not this bull.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27724
27725
>>27721
this.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27725
27726
>>27723
Yeah, but it'll cause drama if your character gets pregnant, and not in a good way.
>Im the evil character not this bull.
Ikr.
>>27724
Shut your bull mouth.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27726
>>27725
why though? thot.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27727
27728
>>27723
Thez was evil far before any of you lot,....
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27728
27729 27730
>>27727
"thez are you there please help."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27729
Spoilered
>>27728
>asking to talk now
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27730
27732 27733
>>27728
"Oh look now, suddenly he wants to see me,...."
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27731
27736
>>27723
Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27732
27733 27734
>>27730
"well if anybody rapes me i want to be you."
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27733
27735
>>27730
>>27732
Queit you two. This IS happening.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27734
27745
>>27732
X
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27735
>>27733
You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27736
339269__explicit_grimdark_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_oc-colon-treebark_adolf hitler_blood_do or deer_gabe newell_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas.jpg
>>27731
>strap-on
This.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27737
27738
THEZ, STOP HIM FROM CUMMING INSIDE HER!
XFF+1
?
No.27738
27739 27741 27742
[1d100 = 1]
>>27737
Its not like every sex results in a pregnancy,....
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27739
27740 27742
>>27738
Wow, that was a d100. I'm inclined to think it did
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27740
27742 27743
>>27739
Did Thez do nothing to stop her?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27741
27745
>>27738
"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27742
27745
>>27740
>>27739
>>27738
*heart breaks even more*
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27743
>>27740
Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27744
Someone please stop Tay before we have a third pregnant female, and Trumpaladin has to go get another female pregnant to be equal with Inferius
YKP3V
?
No.27745
27746 27747
[1d20 = 19]
>>27742
>>27741
>>27734
Rape

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27746
27748
>>27745
That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
AYxkj
?
No.27747
27748
[1d20 = 7]
>>27745

YKP3V
?
No.27748
27749
[1d20 = 8]
>>27746
>>27747

AYxkj
?
No.27749
27750
[1d20 = 4]
>>27748

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27750
27753
>>27749
Wins
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27751
27752 27755
Does Tracy have >rape sense?

Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27752
>>27751
"He's been a douche, he deserves to sweat for a bit."
AYxkj
?
No.27753
27754 27756
[1d20 = 7]
>>27750
i drag taylor to the forge amd throw her into the furnace.
YKP3V
?
No.27754
27756 27758 27845
[1d20 = 1]
>>27753

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27755
27757 27758 27760
>>27751
>was meme-making
Aren't they both in the forest, looking for watermarks?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27756
27762
>>27753
That'll piss-off Lenos
>>27754
>1
Dammit...
XFF+1
?
No.27757
27784 27899
[2d20 = 11]
>>27755
Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.

Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist

Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27758
>>27754
RIP Tay
>>27755
Yes, But GM hasn't responded to that, so I figured we may as well stop Inferius from impregnating Tay so Trumpaladin doesn't have to go find another mare
XFF+1
?
No.27759
27784 27899
[2d20 = 28]
Both Tay and Infernius are stunned for the next round.
T>Double-Sweep
ulYHP
?
No.27760
27763 27784
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>27755
Rolling to look for Troll Tracks
Survival check
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27761
27764 27784 27899
Both are swept off their feet, and Infernius hits his head on the way down, knocking him momentarily unconscious.
To Tay> "What precisely did you expect to accomplish with that?"
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27762
27765
>>27756
>looking for watermarks
Oh come on! Go to the troll's last known location, then loos for footprints, walking paths, smell, or broken limbs leading back to a village
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27763
27765
>>27760
That's not a survival roll, that's a search roll
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27764
27768
>>27761
I wanted the d. I mean he is a bull.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27765
27766 27768
>>27762
I had her trecking through the forest past the logger's mill, the place where the party fought them. Trolls aren't smart enough to edit the 9gag watermarks out of their memes anyway.
>>27763
Oops.
Do i roll again? Nightmares have the same ranks in search.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27766
27767 27768
>>27765
Good point. I'd recommend rolling for several at once, like you normally do
ulYHP
?
No.27767
27769 27770
[3d20+21 = 57]
>>27766
Idk how to apply several modifiers, but these three are the same
Spot+21
Listen+21
Move Silently+21 (to avoid detection)
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27768
27769 27773
>>27764
"Perhaps you haven't heard but though he's been an insufferable emo faggot of late, and tempted though I am to let him suffer for it, my house and my honor cannot permit that."
>>27765
e_e I said you could have the attributes, I never said anything about the skills which are born of experience and time and not randomly "too-permissive" decisions by a GM. <pooof> being able to Uber-track makes no sense
>>27766
plz no
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27769
>>27767
That didn't work the way I wanted it to..
Linking to >>>/test/ for convenience
>>27768
Okay.
Does she still have her class skills/spells?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27770
27771
>>27767
>4
Fail
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27771
>>27770
Can she keep moving and take 10?
taYuP
?
No.27772
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin rolls for spot check, because he's there with Tracy
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27773
27774 27775
>>27768
Oh, its gonna happen one way or the other.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27774
27776
>>27773
Watch out, Tay...
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27775
27779 27784
>>27773
"Not if I cut 'it' off," Thez threatens.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27776
27781
>>27774
Tracy was severely hurt emotionally when her queen of >rape title was taken from her, when Thez successfully >raped a man she couldn't. She can't let Tay do this now
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27777
27780
Fug
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27779
27783 27788
>>27775
Bullshit. [Smug taylor face]
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27780
fug.png
>>27777
Checked
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27781
27782
>>27776
Don't tell me what's on my own charts.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27782
>>27781
You never tell us, so I have to make shit up to fill in
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27783
27787 27788
>>27779
"It'll grow back," Smug Thez face.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27784
27786 27793 27882
reeeeee.png
>>27761
>>27760
>>27759
>>27757
oh now she steps, and knocks me out.
>>27775
what?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27785
This is there-abouts when Infernius would regain consciousness
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27786
>>27784
This.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27787
27788 27793
>>27783
Be my guest,cut it off then.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27788
>>27779
>>27783
>>27787
what?
ulYHP
?
No.27789
27790 27792
[1d20 = 5]
Can she roll for Spot again?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27790
>>27789
>5
Aw..
taYuP
?
No.27791
27798
[1d20 = 20]
Since Trumpaladin's spot check did not locate any hidden danger, roll for Search
ulYHP
?
No.27792
[1d20 = 11]
>>27789
Wait, horses get an additional +5 on Spot and Listen checks.
Rolling Listen again.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27793
27797
>>27787
>tfw Thez wants to cut Tay's throat instead but GM won't let her
>>27784
Its simple. They're married now, which does not mean she can control or dictate his actions (much though that she wishes she could) but she CAN authoritatively respond to threats to his person.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27794
Is thez still there or did she dissaper?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27795
27798
*leaves the forge. and goes back to the drow.*
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27796
27800
Do monster's skills (normally) count as racial skill bonuses? I'm trying to fix my character sheet.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27797
>>27793
Topkek
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27798
27799 27800
>>27795
"Back again? Oh lovely. Could you lift my legs a bit, they're starting to cramp in this position," he says with cheek and sarcasm.

Meanwhile, >rape and other things aside, SOME people want to actually KILL shit for once, so they're getting the focus.
>>27791
Trump, with his sharp eyes detects a clear (but very cleverly disguised and otherwise indistinguishable) trail leading from the logging site that trends to the south.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27799
27802 27804
>>27798
Tracy immediately puts her nose to the trail and follows the tracks.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27800
27802 27804
>>27798
Excellent
>>27796
"Tracy! Look over there! There's a pathway, leading out south. It's partly disguised, so whoever used it has nefarious purposes. Let's follow it"
Commands horsey to go down path
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27802
27803
>>27800
See >>27799
"I recognize that watermark."
*Follows the trail*
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27803
27805
>>27802
Reeeee! It's my 20, I'm the one who spotted the trail. It has to be communicated first.

I can't see posts made after the time I begin typing a post because I am restricted to mobile
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27804
27806 27808 27810
>>27800
>>27799
The trail leads further and deeper into the forest. The ground becomes moist and less stable as the expedition progresses. The smell of stagnant pools and decaying plant life can be detected, along with all manner of insects which buzz and crik and other such bug noises.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27805
>>27803
noted
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27806
27807
>>27804
>soft earth
Well that should make Tracking a bit easier.
Can Tracy's shoes allow her to levitate over the muddy ground?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27807
>>27806
Yes, I'd forgotten about those
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27808
27809
>>27804
Trumpaladin checks the ground. Is it sturdy enough to allow food soldiers or mounted men to pass through?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27809
>>27808
Yes, but movement is more difficult. It's the beginnings of a swamp.
ulYHP
?
No.27810
27812
[2d20 = 15]
>>27804
*nose scrunches*
"Eh, I've seen worse."
Spot+5 and Listen+5 checks to sense nearby creatures (you never know with a swamp).
taYuP
?
No.27811
27812
[1d20 = 14]
Spot check
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27812
27813 27814
>>27810
>>27811
Nothing apparent aside from bugs and the occasional wee lizard. As the ground becomes increasingly moist and the surroundings increasingly less hospitable, the trail is harder to determine, as its not a straight path but makes many curves and turns at various points.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27813
27815
>>27812
*sniffs air*
Can she make out anything with her scent?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27814
27815 27817
>>27812
Trumpaladin checks now if there are shortcuts through the trail, or if the trail is intraversable by horse or foot
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27815
27816
>>27813
Nothing immediate, its a miasma of smells. Some flora, some fauna, some wtfe.
>>27814
Are you talking about Tracy, or are you talking about the Generals? The area is quickly becoming inhospitable to normal horses.
taYuP
?
No.27816
27820
>>27815
The generals.

If by any means at all possible, Trumpaladin communicates the following to Fae
"Path off of the main logging rode, partly disguised, find it and follow it. Single file line towards swamp. Have the men leave their horses there. Tell them have weapons drawn and be ready, look for danger. If you are ambushed, you'll have to fight it out, and call me."
\r
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27817
27818
>>27814
[frustrated monster noises]
"Flashy, this place would be a royal pain in the ass to move in, normally. I think you should give up on bringing more horses through here, even the hoo-mans are going to have a hard time. I know from exerience that a place like this is perfect for ambushes too.."
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27818
>>27817
"I am aware on both points. Keep scouting ahead, unless you want us to go back and join the main force now"
ulYHP
?
No.27819
[1d20 = 16]
Search check
Try to see where the Tracks might lead.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27820
27821 27822
>>27816
Technically having an empathic link with Fae (cuz mount) communicated.
The tracks appear to curve around the edge of a large bog. The ground - though moist - appears fairly well traveled both along the perimeter and leading to and from it. It seems that a variety of life uses this bog for a variety of purposes.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27821
>>27820
Communicate to Fae
>"Nothing spotted yet, but keep look out for monsters."
ulYHP
?
No.27822
27823
[1d20 = 17]
>>27820
Inspects ground to take a catalog of the local game/wildlife.
What kind of tracks are there other than troll prints? Anything of significance?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27823
27824 27825
>>27822
There's part of a dead fish stuck in the ground, but otherwise nothing discernable
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27824
27826
>>27823
Check dead fish. Is it something that could have been lifted out of the big by a bird? Could it have been left there from higher water levels? Or is it so big or from so far away something else must have dragged it out?
ulYHP
?
No.27825
27826
[1d20 = 19]
>>27823
Alright.
What about the surrounding area? Are there any tall trees surrounding the place, or is it mostly open?
Either way, look more closely to determine where the trolls have gone.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27826
27827 27828
>>27824
Its only part of a fish, and its rotten AF, but it appears to have come from nearby, possibly even the bog that you're near. You're welcome to check, but ew.
>>27825
There are sparse, mossy covered trees, many of which have observable rot or decay, though some seem pretty solid. The area is more clear to the south-west, suggesting that it would be more hospitable to bipeds.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27827
27829 27830
>>27826
How deep does the bog seem? Could it house harge creatures?
Anyway, advance South West, all senses focused.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27828
>>27826
Communicate to Fae
"Continue following path around bog. Have men switch from melee to ranged weapon. Listen and look for hidden danger."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27829
>>27827
large creatures*
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27830
>>27827
Its thick, there's no determining its depth without wading in.
>harge
I missed that until your correction

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27831
27833
Upon passing and walking away from the bog, the ground slowly begins to thicken and dry. Its still mostly overgrown, but with the increasing stability the trail becomes more apparent and discernable.
ulYHP
?
No.27832
27835 27836
[1d20 = 2]
*Continues SouthWest, looking for clearer Tracks*
Rolling to Spot nearby creatures.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27833
27834
>>27831
Communicate to Fae:
"Bog opens up to dry land down to the southwest. We passed through with no encounters, but keep a sharp eye. Proceed to southwest around bog"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27834
27837
>>27833
How far behind Trump and Tracy are the Generals ooc?
Bug sounds decrease (but never cease) as along the path there appear to be edifices. Nothing particularly well-refined, but sticks tied to sticks, and the occasional hanging-mass (moss, sticks, and,... stuff?).
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27835
27839
>>27832
>how far behind are the Generals
I am not sure.

Trumpaladin examines the evident structures
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27836
27837
>>27832
Consciously move in stealth.
Any creatures ahead? How many?

ulYHP
?
No.27837
27838
>>27836
mean for >>27834
May as well roll Spot again.
ulYHP
?
No.27838
27839
[1d20+5 = 14]
>>27837

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27839
27842
blairwitch.png
>>27838
There is noise detectable in the distance, but its too far to determine its source or nature
>>27835
They are semi-tribal in nature, without any apparent sociological structure, much like pic related (except covered in moss and have been there for a minute)
taYuP
?
No.27840
27841 27842
[1d20 = 9]
"Tracy, please proceed towards the noise"

Spot check
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27841
>>27840
Can see silhouettes darting around in the distance, minimally animated
(I'm assuming Trump is riding, so where she goes he goes)
ulYHP
?
No.27842
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>27839
Approach closer carefully to inspect the plausible purpose of said structures
>>27840
*ears perk at sound*
Rotate hoers ears like satellite dishes and hone in on the sound
Listen check
"On it, Flashy"
Advance towards it, quickly but carefully.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27843
27844 27846
Empathic Link to Tracy
>"Tracy! I see what appear to be persons in the distance"

Where are these sillohettes? In trees? What is the flora like?
ulYHP
?
No.27844
[1d20+5 = 11]
>>27843
Tracy has Low-light Vision and Darkvision: Can she see what went by after he points it out?
*eyes narrow*
[predatory hoers noises]
Spot Check
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27845
>>27754
God, I didn't like Tay.
But damn, RIP in peace
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27846
27847 27848
numap.png
>>27843
You know, ferns and trees and brush and shit. Its the edge of a swamp, with moss and lots of overgrown-greenery.
Brown is bog praise be, Blue is current location. Its more lit than previous areas (less tree overgrowth). With Tracy and Trump's gradual and elevated approach (no contact with ground means uber-silent) they are able to determine that this is a(the) troll encampment. A central fire cooks otherwise spoiled meat, spare weapons (crude javelins and throwing axes and clubs) adorn a rack nearby, sounds of other trolls can be heard from further on.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27847
>>27846
Communicate to Fae
"Troll encampment located. Southwest of swamp in marshy area. Assume battle formations when ground permits. Tight, because expecting melee opponents rather than ranged, mounted, or artillery. Prepare ranged weapons. Some of the trolls appear to be out of the camp, so please keep an eye out for possible attack"
ulYHP
?
No.27848
27851
[1d20 = 5]
>>27846
Tracy focuses her senses to determine how many trolls there are (what do I roll to count?)
taYuP
?
No.27849
27851
[1d20 = 11]
Trumpaladin does spot check for number and location of trolls
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27850
27851 27856
horse-nose-4.jpg
Also, what are they cooking?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27851
27856
>>27848
>>27849
There's about 10 of them, and they seem non-combative (internally domestic), with an occasional young-troll running in and out of the area playfully.
>>27850
Its foul, but its nature is not determinable.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27852
27853
Empathic link to Tracy
>"The Men are out hunting. We need to look for them"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27853
27855
*takes a few steps back, to make sure they're hidden*
"So, what's the next step now, ~Flashy?"
>>27852
>does not want to back-track, but does it anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27854
27858
How long will it take them to meet with the generals.
Also, what do the Trolls look/sound/act like?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27855
27857
>>27853
*conflicted Paladin noises*
"Tracy... Do you think that it's possible that we killed all of the males three days ago? That maybe these 10 females and children are all that remains of the trolls? That maybe the food is spoiled because they are not receiving more, and these females may soon starve to death?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27856
>>27850
>>27851
>inb4 solent green
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27857
27858 27859 27861 27862
>>27855
Empathic Link
Fae> Holy fuck-shit! Alarm! Dragon! Generals are under attack!
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27858
>>27857
>>27854
"TRACY! RIDE TO THE GENERALS!"
Points direction
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27859
27864
Female trolls are bigger than male trolls and easily capable of hunting. They'll eat eachother if they have to.
>>27857
>black dragon
I knew this would happen
Tracy overhears the threesome in Trumpaladin's mind and Traces off back towards where theyt came at full speed.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27860
I g2g for 5 mins
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27861
>>27857
To Fae
"On my way. Attack it yourself. Have men split up. Make them shoot at it. Take cover if possible
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27862
>>27857
i wish i would have went with now. oh well.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27863
27866
Spurs Tracy
"Fly! Full speed! Faster! Go above tree line!"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27864
27866
>>27859
Was the bog and the partial fish not enough of a clue? Xp
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27865
27867
boga.png
I'll wait for Tracy before continuing.
This is map of initial attack (read, acid sream)
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27866
>>27864
Both, actually. I guessed it would appear ahead of us to take us on, but Black Dragons are smarter than that.
I bet at least 4 of those men are gone...
Tracy leaves a Trail of fire as she gallops.
>>27863
>spur
"Unf."
Fly just low enough to still scorch the Earth below.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27867
27870
>>27865
Problematic, but we'll take the situation as is. Order to find cover of possible, and attack with ranged weapon regardless
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27868
27876
Is this ground flamable? It's wet, but then it should still letting off methane bubbles.
Btw, THIS is why I suggested crafting a shield.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27869
27872
So, whats going on?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27870
27873
>>27867
Tracy's arrows are pre-poisoned. Use those.
XFF+1
?
No.27871
[11d4 = 27]

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27872
27876 27877
>>27869
Black dragon got angry/hungry after we walked right through his/her territory.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27873
27874
>>27870
Quick draws longbow, readies Tracy's arrows for a full round attack as soon as he is in range
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27874
27875
>>27873
Use the composite.
Shouldn't a Paladins ask questions first? We did violate the NAP by walking through the swamp.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27875
27878
>>27874
Is there a composite?

>ask questions first
Cute. Your orders are to attack immediately. Get him within sword range
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27876
27880 27881
The good(?) news is that only 5 have died, with only a couple other injuries (from acid, which is gnarly in and of its self).
>>27868
Doubtful
>>27872
More like, the hovering horse didn't stir the dragon but the laboring group did

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27877
27882 27883
>>27872
Aww fuck, I cant believe youve done this
ulYHP
?
No.27878
27883 27884
[3d20 = 32]
>>27875
Nah, circle around the rear end of the dragon (fly over water) as stealthily as possible, and get a better view first.
Then make a ride-by sneak attack on its wing (use poison)
Only he first attacjk is a sneak attack, but the Quickened blade can attack two more times after, so rolling 3d20 after the charge.
After that ride-by attack, fuck off asap.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27880
>>27876
Fae is commanded to Dragonne Roar the dragon

Unless she can use her COMMAND on Dragons, tell that one to stop for the next round
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27881
27887
>>27876
Fae is commanded to Dragonne Roar the dragon

Unless she can use her COMMAND on Dragons, tell that one to stop for the next round
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27882
27895
>>27877
the bad part is we cant help.
also meme wizard how do you feel about my meme?
>>27784

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27883
27886
>>27877
Eh, I expected a dragon to appear in the swamp.
>>27878
Does Trumpaladin have the ride-by Feat? He can attack too, if that's the case.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27884
27887
>>27878
"Fuck you Tracy! Those are MY men it is killing. Attack now or be released from service"
XFF+1
?
No.27885
[1d20 = 6]
[8d20 = 83]
The Generals loose a volley of arrows
Fae swoops in and ROAR
taYuP
?
No.27886
[4d20 = 53]
>>27883
I don't know. He can smite evil with Vanderiem which does more damage. He's going to dismount next turn if the dragon doesn't start focusing on him

Shoots shoots shoots shoots arrows.

Draws Bees magic shield
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27887
27888 27889 27892
>>27881
>command
lol no Fae is a Magical Beast (non-dragon), and that thing easily overwhelms her hit dice.
>>27884
She just did. She just didn't want to attack from the front, or stay within acid range

Tracy takes advantage of her fly speed to circle around the edge of the bog to get out of the beast's line of sight.
Activate Robe of Scintilating colors and snort out as much smoke as possible.
XFF+1
?
No.27888
[2d6+2 = 11]
The roar is ineffective, and 2 of the arrows stick
>>27887
You still have a round before completing your first wave of contact actions
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27889
27890
>>27887
Tracy and Trumpaladin have the hit points to take the damage. The men don't. No stealth, draw it's attention
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27890
27894
Has the Black Dragon said anything?
>>27889
What I meant was, she can only command creatures with less dice, fyi.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27891
27893 27894
So for context, is Tracy attempting stealth, or is she being brazen?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27892
27896
>>27887
"Tracy, those are my men. They expect me to help them in danger and not to run or hide while they are attacked. You have 34 strength, do not be a coward. I have a mighty sword, we can do this. Cowardice will not be forgiven
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27893
>>27891
She's being brazen (charging), but she's attempting to make a sneak attack from behind and damage its wing
Is it too late to say I wanted her to make the Ethereal before the end of the charge?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27894
27896
>>27891
>>27890
>>27891
>>27890
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
It killed five men in a single round, do not give it another
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27895
27899
>>27882
Idea: 5/7
execution: 1/10

So is Tay actually dead?
>waits for something to do
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27896
27897 27898 27901
>>27892
>'Who are you calling a coward? Would you rather attack from the front and get melted? Try to get its wing'
>>27894
She hasn't wasted any time yet, we're still charging towards it.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27897
27900
>>27896
>"five men are dead because I called them into a bog. I would rather be burned in acid than the same acid be spit onto more of my men"
taYuP
?
No.27898
27900
[4d20 = 35]
>>27896
Can Trumpaladin shoot it with arrows at this distance? If so, volley of arrows, poison tip
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27899
27904
>>27895
see
>>27761
>>27757
>>27759
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27900
>>27897
Relax. It isn't even our turn yeyt. It's only because she can fly so fast that there'll be any of them left in the first place.
>ignoring the fact that with a ride-by attack, you'd be on the other side of the Dragon by the end of the round
*is still rushing straight towards the dragon, ready to flank it*
>'Let me get there first.'
>>27898
Staph. You get ONE sneak attack on a dragon, let alone a Ride-by attack. Don't fuck it up by shooting arrows.
Also, pretty sure you need a mounted combat feat to shoot while charging
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27901
27903 27905
>>27896
>"Tracy, I would much rather it be attacking us than them. Now let me attack it's head and neck with my sword and smite it"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27902
Fug, I'm gonna bake a new bread. Actions r on standby
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27903
27908
>>27901
You don't get it. She's careening STRAIGHT towards it. She cut over water to get there faster.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27904
27907
>>27899
K, not dead.

GM van a make a Robbie Rotten rod?
Shoots banana peels and nets. Good for slowing and trapping, but not damage
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27905
27906
>>27901
the fellows on the mainboard don"t like my flag. kek.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27906
27909
>>27905
That's because you were using it to troll.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27907
>>27904
>Can I make
Also, where is Torc?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27908
27912
>>27903
If it kills someone else in the next round though, when he could have it focus on them...

He can lay hands on you and himself. The Generals can probably be Entertroned but still
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27909
>>27906
i was left out of the combat i was lonely.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27911
nu https://mlpol.net/vx/res/27910.html
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27912
>>27908
She isn't wasting any time: she's going straight.
Idk why you want to waste time by following the path and then end up in the Dragon's shooting range, when you have the opportunity to make a surprise attack and still end up in the same place in front of the dragon.
You don't charge dragons head-on.
>lay on hands
Save it for the men. This thing is going to cover the whole swamp in acid, and it'll suck if their bodies melt.