Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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*senses disturbance in force*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
Trumpaladin leaves the stables to go to kitchen, prepare a cup of chamomile tea, and deliver it to Slovenia.
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
>>27563
Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
>>27557
"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
>>27568
nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
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>>27572
>Divination
>Augury
>Commune
And if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>Divination
>Augury
>Commune
And if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>>27581
Change your ways little pony, and become worthy enough to stand in his presence, if you want to be worthy to stand beside your groom at marriafe
Change your ways little pony, and become worthy enough to stand in his presence, if you want to be worthy to stand beside your groom at marriafe
>>27584
You've already messed those up quite decently, you won't be at a loss. It's time you learn the special joy that comes when you are not just severing a guy's head, but severing it in the name of righteousness
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You've already messed those up quite decently, you won't be at a loss. It's time you learn the special joy that comes when you are not just severing a guy's head, but severing it in the name of righteousness
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Goddamn, this is just like that Jewish/Muslim prophecy with the red heifer...
>>27588
"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
>>27591
"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
>>27597
Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
>>27604
Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
>>27603
"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
>>27605
*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
>>27609
"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
Come on, Ben. Stop staring, and use one of your Jewish tricks to press the button to the Jewelry Shop's robbery alarm, or send out a pigeon.
>>27614
>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth Infernius
That's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth Infernius
That's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>>27615
If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
*pours blood over mace*
"I wish this thing didn't take so long to craft..."
>>27626
What about the meta-gaming BS?
"Yes, Flashy?"
"I wish this thing didn't take so long to craft..."
>>27626
What about the meta-gaming BS?
"Yes, Flashy?"
>>27629
*is clearly disturbed, because she's fucking pouring blood on a sword right in front of him*
"Uh... That troll village still exists. I was thinking of taking my Broncos to go destroy it. But first, it needs to be found. I'll take Fae but if we had a second tracker I think it could go faster, especially if you began while the troops were being assembled and brought to the forest."
*is clearly disturbed, because she's fucking pouring blood on a sword right in front of him*
"Uh... That troll village still exists. I was thinking of taking my Broncos to go destroy it. But first, it needs to be found. I'll take Fae but if we had a second tracker I think it could go faster, especially if you began while the troops were being assembled and brought to the forest."
>>27632
"That does sound like fun..."
*puts some warm, fluffy blankets around eggs*
"That should keep them warm enough for a few hours. I'm game.."
>>27630
Our would've made him into hamburgers already for this BS, but they don't know where he is or what he's done. He's at Ben's jewelry shop, but meta-gaming is bad.
"That does sound like fun..."
*puts some warm, fluffy blankets around eggs*
"That should keep them warm enough for a few hours. I'm game.."
>>27630
Our would've made him into hamburgers already for this BS, but they don't know where he is or what he's done. He's at Ben's jewelry shop, but meta-gaming is bad.
>>27636
One of the faggots can always try to pull a "Monty Python God sticking his head out of the clouds" head shit.
I vote Trump because divine connection shit
One of the faggots can always try to pull a "Monty Python God sticking his head out of the clouds" head shit.
I vote Trump because divine connection shit
>>27636
"So how do you want to do this, little pony? I was thinking you go get a head start on tracking then, while I'll ride Fae to the mine start and get the troops, leading them into the forest while Fae tracks, then you report any findings by pigeon or link to us, and join us for the battle. But if you have different ideas, I'll listen"
"So how do you want to do this, little pony? I was thinking you go get a head start on tracking then, while I'll ride Fae to the mine start and get the troops, leading them into the forest while Fae tracks, then you report any findings by pigeon or link to us, and join us for the battle. But if you have different ideas, I'll listen"
>>27639
It only cost the fabricate spell, but it'll take a while.. Unless we find a way to gather the materials faster..
>>27640
Clerics get +10 on will saves, so he must've rolled a 1 (again) to get possessed. However, normally, grossly violating his God's rule would cause him to lose his powers, but we diverge for the sake of plot.
It only cost the fabricate spell, but it'll take a while.. Unless we find a way to gather the materials faster..
>>27640
Clerics get +10 on will saves, so he must've rolled a 1 (again) to get possessed. However, normally, grossly violating his God's rule would cause him to lose his powers, but we diverge for the sake of plot.
>>27639
If characters collaborate on crafts, could they get finished faster?
>>27644
Shoot.. I just realized you can't.. We'll need Torc to make some scrolls for it.
Torc, would you be willing? We could get a whole lot done with this item. It can do the work that 100 men could in a day, in just half an hour.
If characters collaborate on crafts, could they get finished faster?
>>27644
Shoot.. I just realized you can't.. We'll need Torc to make some scrolls for it.
Torc, would you be willing? We could get a whole lot done with this item. It can do the work that 100 men could in a day, in just half an hour.
>>27646
100 men in 3 days*
Also, with enough ranks in Perform, it could be played all day. Also fortifies buildings during attack.
100 men in 3 days*
Also, with enough ranks in Perform, it could be played all day. Also fortifies buildings during attack.
>>27649
You can put fifteen in, so you could keep playing for hours unless you roll a two.
It'll take tie to craft though..
You can put fifteen in, so you could keep playing for hours unless you roll a two.
It'll take tie to craft though..
Well, I still have no wifi after a day of the internet being out
Tracy's faggot, respond to my last post. It's insanely difficult to link posts from this browser on mobile
Tracy's faggot, respond to my last post. It's insanely difficult to link posts from this browser on mobile
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GM, CALL MOUNT - FAE
Can the troops be called in or does Trumpaladin need to go personally fetch them?
Can the troops be called in or does Trumpaladin need to go personally fetch them?
>>27655
"Unfortunately... No, I don't. I do know that the village Inferius found was actually not a troll village at all, but rather a village of Tree-Orcs. That city you found was not it. The only thing we know at the moment is that a village probably exists, and the Trolls that attacked the loggers probably came from it. I'd recommend looking for paths or any extant tracks leading from the logging clearing back to the troll village. If you could find if, I could lead the Cavalry in and clear it"
"Unfortunately... No, I don't. I do know that the village Inferius found was actually not a troll village at all, but rather a village of Tree-Orcs. That city you found was not it. The only thing we know at the moment is that a village probably exists, and the Trolls that attacked the loggers probably came from it. I'd recommend looking for paths or any extant tracks leading from the logging clearing back to the troll village. If you could find if, I could lead the Cavalry in and clear it"
>>27654
I never left, I've just been trying to figure out all the shit that is going on in the background, outside of the player interactions. I AM leaving now, but only for about 15-20 minutes fug off, its payday
I never left, I've just been trying to figure out all the shit that is going on in the background, outside of the player interactions. I AM leaving now, but only for about 15-20 minutes fug off, its payday
>>27655
>stretching that provocatively in front of him
You're lucky he already fucked her less than an hour ago in gane time
>stretching that provocatively in front of him
You're lucky he already fucked her less than an hour ago in gane time
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>>27657
"Well, they can't be be that far from the logging area. Want me I guess I could check-out around there.."
*begins adjusting equipment*
"Could you help me with my saddlebags, Flashy? It's difficult to reach back there."
"Well, they can't be be that far from the logging area. Want me I guess I could check-out around there.."
*begins adjusting equipment*
"Could you help me with my saddlebags, Flashy? It's difficult to reach back there."
>>27661
"Why sure, little pony"
*he gets behind Tracy and helps her with her saddle bags, noticing how sexy she is from this angle, not like he didn't already know that*
"Why sure, little pony"
*he gets behind Tracy and helps her with her saddle bags, noticing how sexy she is from this angle, not like he didn't already know that*
>darth infernuis get
>>27661
If he went with her and rode her the whole way, she'd get a +21 Survival while following Tracks, and they'd hunt-down those 9gag abominations in no time.
"Are you sure you don't just want to come with, ~Flashy? I'm sure we'd make much more progress together."
Fill your sword with alcohol too.
If he went with her and rode her the whole way, she'd get a +21 Survival while following Tracks, and they'd hunt-down those 9gag abominations in no time.
"Are you sure you don't just want to come with, ~Flashy? I'm sure we'd make much more progress together."
Fill your sword with alcohol too.
>>27667
that's a good point about the alcohol. I need to do that
"Well, here's the thing. I have a platoon of soldiers that is ready for battle, but hasn't done anything yet. I want to test them and give them some experience before we take them on any larger, further away campaigns. So I want to lead them into battle. I think both you and Fae could track, but I'm not sure if I rode you while you locate the village, that Fae could herself lead the troops to the clearing. I think I need to bring them there first"
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that's a good point about the alcohol. I need to do that
"Well, here's the thing. I have a platoon of soldiers that is ready for battle, but hasn't done anything yet. I want to test them and give them some experience before we take them on any larger, further away campaigns. So I want to lead them into battle. I think both you and Fae could track, but I'm not sure if I rode you while you locate the village, that Fae could herself lead the troops to the clearing. I think I need to bring them there first"
\r
>>27668
Can the troops be called to meet Trumpaladin at the clearing?
>why the will save
Because Tracy stretched provocatively in front of Trumpaladin and then showed her butt to him.
Can the troops be called to meet Trumpaladin at the clearing?
>why the will save
Because Tracy stretched provocatively in front of Trumpaladin and then showed her butt to him.
>>27673
Just the Broncos, or the Generals also? I forget, how many Generals were there, and how many Broncos?
Just the Broncos, or the Generals also? I forget, how many Generals were there, and how many Broncos?
>>27672
Calls Fae
He tells Fae,
"FAE, I want you to go the monetary and collect the Broncos. All of them who are combat ready. Have them be in full battle formation. Have them ride horses, and bring weapons for both ranged and melee combat. I want you to lead them to the clearing. When you do this, fly over them and do spot checks to look for possible ambush. The same clearing we founds the trolls in a couple days ago. Tracy and I are going to track down the troll village. We will meet you and them there, and we shall attack the troll village in force. That will be the last time those trolls ever attempt to eat Port Barry's citizens."
Goes to the kitchen and collects three flasks of alcohol.
>>27677
When he returns to the stables, he says to Tracy,
"Alright. Let's do this together"
Presses X
Calls Fae
He tells Fae,
"FAE, I want you to go the monetary and collect the Broncos. All of them who are combat ready. Have them be in full battle formation. Have them ride horses, and bring weapons for both ranged and melee combat. I want you to lead them to the clearing. When you do this, fly over them and do spot checks to look for possible ambush. The same clearing we founds the trolls in a couple days ago. Tracy and I are going to track down the troll village. We will meet you and them there, and we shall attack the troll village in force. That will be the last time those trolls ever attempt to eat Port Barry's citizens."
Goes to the kitchen and collects three flasks of alcohol.
>>27677
When he returns to the stables, he says to Tracy,
"Alright. Let's do this together"
Presses X
>>27679
Well, "The Generals" was the original name of the Team, because that was the name of the team DJT owned in the 1980s. But you seem to have renamed them The Broncos. He is collecting all of his followers who are combat ready, and we haven't settled upon a number.
Well, "The Generals" was the original name of the Team, because that was the name of the team DJT owned in the 1980s. But you seem to have renamed them The Broncos. He is collecting all of his followers who are combat ready, and we haven't settled upon a number.
I g2g. Give me 10 minutes
Tracy cooperates with whatever he's doing.
Tracy cooperates with whatever he's doing.
>>27683
My bad, I had written them as 'the Broncos' (cuz Football) in my head. IIRC, they were the more elite/capable from amongst the Port Barry citizens, yes?
>>27681
I'm still shaky on the details, so I'll just say he's in one of the beds of the infirmary, in a full (metal) body-cast (cuz otherwise it would be bad, and I've let it go this far so fuck it)
My bad, I had written them as 'the Broncos' (cuz Football) in my head. IIRC, they were the more elite/capable from amongst the Port Barry citizens, yes?
>>27681
I'm still shaky on the details, so I'll just say he's in one of the beds of the infirmary, in a full (metal) body-cast (cuz otherwise it would be bad, and I've let it go this far so fuck it)
>>27686
Yes, that is correct. Specifically I had said they were ones who had combat experience before in the demonic incursion, and I had thought they were the ones attacking the tarasque
I'm guessing they are probably not rated for mounted combat, but can they be dragoons, riding horses for transport and dismounting for combat?
Yes, that is correct. Specifically I had said they were ones who had combat experience before in the demonic incursion, and I had thought they were the ones attacking the tarasque
I'm guessing they are probably not rated for mounted combat, but can they be dragoons, riding horses for transport and dismounting for combat?
>>27691
Shit, I think Inferius has those.
Calls Fae again
"Fae! Have the Broncos bring several flaming arrows each, and a couple lit torches."
Shit, I think Inferius has those.
Calls Fae again
"Fae! Have the Broncos bring several flaming arrows each, and a couple lit torches."
>>27689
>attacking
Predominantly, but not exclusively. At the time, Sechs rallied the able-bodied, and the Generals (I still like Broncos better Xp) were the first to take up arms, and take a semi-leadership role.
>>27691
I will say, this is what happens when loot-whoring. I know you say "dropped at armory", but I don't know what was dropped there or when (the armory is the vault BTW) and I don't know what's there, or anything like that. Odds are, the gloves (which would maybe have been in the vault) are gone.
>attacking
Predominantly, but not exclusively. At the time, Sechs rallied the able-bodied, and the Generals (I still like Broncos better Xp) were the first to take up arms, and take a semi-leadership role.
>>27691
I will say, this is what happens when loot-whoring. I know you say "dropped at armory", but I don't know what was dropped there or when (the armory is the vault BTW) and I don't know what's there, or anything like that. Odds are, the gloves (which would maybe have been in the vault) are gone.
>>27693
I recall telling Inferius to take the gloves, since he took the grenades and would need something to light them with
I recall telling Inferius to take the gloves, since he took the grenades and would need something to light them with
>>27693
Oh.. I was just going to have her put everything in the bag, since it had enough room, but then I thought it would be better to leave Darkie's weapons in the armory so anyone could pick it up if they needed it.
Is there a proper place I can have Tracy drop-off stuff she's looted/stolen? Some items might also be cursed, so there should be a separate spot for suspicious ones.
Oh.. I was just going to have her put everything in the bag, since it had enough room, but then I thought it would be better to leave Darkie's weapons in the armory so anyone could pick it up if they needed it.
Is there a proper place I can have Tracy drop-off stuff she's looted/stolen? Some items might also be cursed, so there should be a separate spot for suspicious ones.
>>27701
So here is what I did
Call Fae
Tell her to go to the monestary, assemble all available combat forces, ask them to collect a ranged weapon and a melee weapon each, have them collect at least a few flaming arrows each, collect a few burning torches, and have them mount on horses. Tell the troops they will be riding to battle, and Trumpaladin will meet them after he has scouted ahead. We will be attacking the troll village. They are to go to the clearing in the woods where the trolls were last located.
On the way there, do not get cocky, as the woods be filled with danger. Do spot and listen checks on the surrounding environment as they proceed down the path. Fae is to fly above them, and do spot and listen checks. When they get to the clearing, they are to hold position until Trumpaladin returns, or FAE gives orders. Fae is to stay in position unless unreasonable to do so, although if the location is clear, she may proceed with them there. Fae is to communicate DANGER if attacked through empathic link, and likewise if there is something of clear interest found along the way.
So here is what I did
Call Fae
Tell her to go to the monestary, assemble all available combat forces, ask them to collect a ranged weapon and a melee weapon each, have them collect at least a few flaming arrows each, collect a few burning torches, and have them mount on horses. Tell the troops they will be riding to battle, and Trumpaladin will meet them after he has scouted ahead. We will be attacking the troll village. They are to go to the clearing in the woods where the trolls were last located.
On the way there, do not get cocky, as the woods be filled with danger. Do spot and listen checks on the surrounding environment as they proceed down the path. Fae is to fly above them, and do spot and listen checks. When they get to the clearing, they are to hold position until Trumpaladin returns, or FAE gives orders. Fae is to stay in position unless unreasonable to do so, although if the location is clear, she may proceed with them there. Fae is to communicate DANGER if attacked through empathic link, and likewise if there is something of clear interest found along the way.
>>27711
He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...
Okay, we'll call them to join us
Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon
>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for
He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...
Okay, we'll call them to join us
Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon
>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for
Tay, be very clear to specify that you are using some form of contraceptive
>>27721
Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
>>27723
Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
>>27733
You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
>>27738
"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
>>27740
Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Someone please stop Tay before we have a third pregnant female, and Trumpaladin has to go get another female pregnant to be equal with Inferius
>>27745
That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
Does Tracy have >rape sense?
Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
[2d20 = 11]
>>27755
Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.
Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist
>>27755
Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.
Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist
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