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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

749 replies and 56 files omitted.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26916
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Anonymous
taYuP
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No.26917
image.jpeg

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26918
>>26913 →

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26919
26920 26921
*polishes helmet*
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26920
26921 26922
>>26919
*polishes eggs*
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26921
26922
>>26919
>>26920
Are those euphemisms?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26922
26923 26924
>>26920
I started working on this goldsteel helmet three days ago, right?
Can specific magic items have extra enchantments added to them? Like Glamour?
>>26921
They weren't meant to be...
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.26923
26927 26930
image.jpeg
>>26922
>unintentional sexual euphemisms
Kek. I figured

>gold steel helmet
You were saying up until four hours ago that are refusing to remove the metal you need to make it
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26924
26925 26926
>>26922
>can specific items
They can, but as players get more fluent with the mechanics I'm inclined to be less helpful. ^_~

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26925
26928
>>26924
hypotheticly could a sword have more than 1 enchanment?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26926
26929
>>26924
Oh..
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26927
>>26923
I was referring to the sword and the mace (figured they'd need moar).
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26928
>>26925
Of course, but increased enchantments increase the difficulty, time, and resources necessary.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26929
26932
>>26926
>law of diminishing returns
Have you figured out where the dark elves are going next yet?
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26930
26931
>>26923
Troll and Torc's date summed up in a pic
Infernius' faggot, are you on?

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26931
26933
>>26930
yep.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26932
26934 26935 26952
>>26929
>Did not think ahead of how being the mother of two CR 9 animals would consume all this attention
I'd like to have another crack at Darky.
Also, unless they'bve got some epic transportation magic (which they could), they couldn't have moved far. It'd be best to scout surrounding settlements.
Tracy investigates Port Barry's urban planning and surrounding areas, looking to see where they could've fucked-off to so quickly.
Could be anywhere, but my money is on some clue to them being semi-nearby. They may have gone through the sewers, into the forest, or surrounding areas like Pip.
Who's in charge of the Gestapo force now?
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26933
26936
>>26931
Okay, good.
Torc uses the excese of hair Infernius gave him to teleport to his location.
"Now what in the nine layers of bloody hell do you think you're doing you flapping cunt?"
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26934
26940
>>26932
Considering Torc is an Admiral, I wounld say him? Maybe?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26935
26937
>>26932
does port barry even have a sewer?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26936
26938
>>26933
"turning me self in."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26937
>>26935
Idk. But I can imagine a hidden area under the docks.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26938
26939
>>26936
"You damn walking stick of beef, No. Why would you even consider that?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26939
26941
>>26938
"me hang."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26940
26941 26943
>>26934
>Admiral
Chain of command says you're the sheriff. Go down to the office and have them sweep the city. Also, pls go pick-up those Assassin tools.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26941
26942
>>26940
First I gotta talk Infernius out of suicide
>>26939
"No, just, no. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26942
26943
>>26941
"me close to breaking point me fear what me may do. me do this for everyone's safety."
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26943
26944 26945
>>26940
Wait, what Assassin tools?
>>26942
"INFERNIUS YOU ARE A CLERIC, CHECK IF ITS YOUR CHILD"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26944
26946
>>26943
"whats the point? thez no want anyway."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26945
26946
>>26943
Darkie's knives, poison, etc.
Please pick them up from the detainment center.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.26946
26947 26948 26949
>>26945
Darkie?
>>26944
Why the hell did you say that Thez?
"How do you know she was talking about your child? How do you know she didn't mean if it was Trump's?"

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26947
>>26946
she didnt techincly say it. it was deduced from body language.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26948
26950
>>26946
"me saw how she reacted, me know either way she no want."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26949
>>26946
The sandnigger who worked with the Drow who stole all of our loot.

Also, Infernius is a fucking Cleric. He should devote his life to clergy/monastery if he's that hopeless.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26950
26951
>>26948
Torc is highly considering smashing his face in on a wall.
"DAMN IT JUST TALK TO THE BITCH."
Torc regains his composure
"You are making assumptions, that is very dangerious in a marrige"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26951
26954
>>26950
"WHAT YOU JUST CALL THEZ!?!?"
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26952
26953
>>26932
I will seriously beat you about the face and torso with the information I've already given you several times (as in the info was given several times)

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26953
26956
>>26952
Oh, I'll figure it out.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.26954
26955
>>26951
"LISTEN YOU FUCKING MCDOUBLE. TALK TO HER"
AYxkj
?
No.26955
26957
[1d20 = 6]
>>26954
GRAPPLE
"thez not bitch she love of me life you discount merlin."
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26956
>>26953
Oh? I've deliberately said "Nearby city, swimming in wealth" like 6 times now,....
dMfDF
?
No.26957
26958 26959 26960
[1d20 = 20]
>>26955
HAHA IT WORKED
"SEE YOU DO LOVE HER, NOW TALK TO HER."
Dodge check
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26958
26960
>>26957
>20
Snap
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26959
26961 26964
>>26957
>20
oh okay.
"me never claimed to not love her. but if you haven't noticed me not know where she is.""
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26960
>>26958
>>26957
Damn, this just keeps working in my favor
>inferius admited he loves Thez still
>20 on dodge check
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26961
26962 26963
>>26959
Uhm, you were the one who said you didn't want to see her,....
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26962
26963
>>26961
that don't mean he don't love her.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26963
26964
>>26961
This, and this would also be a good time for Thez to appear
>>26962
"She's your fucking wife, just talk to her"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26964
26965
>>26963
>>26959

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.26965
26970
>>26964
"I meant when she shows up"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26966
26967 26968
Cardishore?
Tracy is still alone in the stables, right? No other player characters are present in the tower?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26967
26969
>>26966
Trump?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26968
>>26966
Don't answer. I'm a big boi.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26969
>>26967
He went out.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26970
26971
>>26965
*continues walking untill thez shows up.*
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26971
26972 26973 26975 26979 27495
>>26970
Oh god, I'm gonna regret this
Torc waits until infernius is just about out of sight
"THEZ IS A WHORE"
He then runs like a bat out of hell

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26972
26973 26974 26975 26976 26979 27495
>>26971
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*mind breaks*
"I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN SCOTSMAN!!"
AYxkj
?
No.26973
[3d20 = 45]
>>26972
>>26971

Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26974
26977
>>26972
"OH SHIT"
Teleporting commences
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26975
>>26971
>Fightclub is a literal whorehouse
I get the feeling that she wouldn't be as offended as you think.
You had better run though.
>>26972
>seconds before I was posting
.. yep... Guessed right.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26976
26980
>>26972
Unstoppable laughter echoes from the surroundings
AYxkj
?
No.26977
26978 26980 26982
[1d20 = 4]
>>26974
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Anchor
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26978
>>26977
"Nice try, you want Dimensional Lock." <whoof>
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26979
26982
>>26972
>>26971
and with that infernuis changes alignment.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26980
26981
>>26977
Just, stop rolling
>>26976
"THEZ, TALK TO YOUR MCDONALDS COMBO OF A HUSBAND"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26981
26982 26983
>>26980
"implying she could stop darth infernuis."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26982
26986
>>26977
>4
For a player who gets power from his god, Infernius doesn't have very good luck...
>>26979
No staph, I was going to fix him, but changing now will fuck up muh plan.
>>26981
>inb4 neck snaps
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26983
26984 26985
>>26981
"As above, so below"
Infernius is incapacitated
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26984
>>26983
Torc catches his breath.
"Thanks Thez"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26985
26987
>>26983
"let me go wench."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26986
>>26982
blame torc.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26987
26988 26989
>>26985
Shush, you're incapacitated. Incapacitated means 0 hp and unconscious.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26988
>>26987
*says in dream*
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.26989
26991
>>26987
"Thez, can I talk to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26990
Does Torc know any spells that cause penalties to Will saves?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26991
26993
>>26989
A shadowy silhouette of Thez materializes nearby. "Speak." the sound comes from an indeterminate location, but not the shadow.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26992
26993 26994
A random stick from the brush and surroundings pokes Infernius, and he springs awake. <whooof>
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.26993
26995
>>26991
"Talk to your damn husband"
>>26992
"Shit"
Teleports away
AYxkj
?
No.26994
[1d20 = 14]
>>26992
*charges torc*
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.26995
26996 26997
>>26993
"Hmmpfh." The shadow evaporates.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26996
27001
>>26995
"kill it i don't care anymore."
*heads back toward the tower.*
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26997
26998 27001 27069
>>26995
"and kill tracy's while you are at it."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.26998
>>26997
*Earth shakes*
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27001
27003
>>26996
>>26997
Fucking edgier than bismuth
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27002
27004
actually i go to bens jewlery shop.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27003
>>27001
Stupid bull is stealing muh gig..
>tfw so focused on motherhood that you forget to be edgy
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27004
27005
>>27002
That will take you a while,... you did walk/run a good deal,....
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27005
27006
>>27004
"uatchit."
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27006
27007
>>27005
She appears, Thez is done using GM haxx
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27007
27008 27254
>>27006
i get on and head to bens.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27008
27009
>>27007
As Infernius flies off geddit? "flies"? Thez can be heard goading "Oh NOW you decide to use rapid transit,...."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27009
27010
>>27008
yep.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27010
27011 27013
>>27009
META time: what the hell are you trying to achieve?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27011
27014 27017
>>27010
youve made him snap. youll see what happens next.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27012
27028
If Trump is here, how hard would it be to place a word-filter so that "meta" was translated into "I'm a faggot"?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27013
588.jpg
>>27010
This.
Come on. Even I a chart-cuck like me could figure out how to fix the situation.
Let's play the fucking game.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27014
>>27011
NOW THATS EDGY AS FUCK
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27015
k5swaj98rm001.jpg

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27016
am i at bens yet?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27017
27018 27023
83f.png
>>27011
Well do it quickly, m8.
I had a whole laundry list of irrationally-destructive/edgy shit for Tracy to do when she heard that, but none of them would've taken this long.

Also, if Infernius became CE, wouldn't he immediately lose all of his Clerical powers? We don't have another Cleric, so he's fugged if he loses Hitler's blessing.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27018
27019
>>27017
What was on the laundry list?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27019
27020
>>27018
I'd rather not say (it was some really retarded shit that would've fucked-up a lot of stuff..)
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27020
>>27019
Please tell some. GM answers our "what would have happened if" questions
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27022
Are we doing anything intresting tonight? Or is it just gonna be more drama?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27023
>>27017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4JXvP-yHbw
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27025
>>27024
Holy Shit, if hadn't've killed you I fucking would have
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27026
27027
>>27024
That's... Really impressive. I was thinking about reviving Korak, to try to reason with him as an ally. Although that would have required going back to the tower, which is not where I wanted to be
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27027
27029
>>27026
Is the theme "reviving people Torc has killed" now?
Trumpaladin
Mod
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27028
>>27012
This I think I can do, although I'll have to wait until a dev comes on. If we still had the naked and editable configuration I could probably figure out how to do it myself tonight, but a dev turned that off
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27029
27030 27031
>>27027
He died in my custody, or maybe Tracy's but sure, why not.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27030
27033
>>27029
Or perhaps in Leno's custody?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27031
27032
>>27029
Torc is the one who killed him: it ended with a duel.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27032
27034 27035
>>27031
He was barely alive after that, but still conscious because I wanted to ask him questions.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27033
>>27030
Lenos just tied his corpse to a pole so he could use him as a punching bag.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27034
27036
>>27032
Torc shot him in the head.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27035
27037
>>27032
>Torc put the gun to his head to fire
>still conscious
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27036
27037 27038 27039
>>27034
I had a conversation with him after Torcuil relinquished him to me
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27037
>>27035
See >>27036

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27038
>>27036
That was before he was shot.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27039
27040
>>27036
Bullshit, I dumped the corpse infront of you and said "do as you please"
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27040
27041
>>27039
He was alive at the moment you did that. That's why I wanted him. To ask him questions
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27041
27042
>>27040
How the hell was he alive?
He was shot in the goddamned skull
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27042
27043 27044
>>27041
Because it's D&D, if you haven't figured it out by now
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27043
27045
>>27042
He was kill, m8.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27044
27045 27046
>>27042
He still dealt the killing blow
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27045
27048
>>27043
>>27044
I had an entire series of questions for him after he was delivered from Torcuil and the questions were answered
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27046
27047
>>27044
Also this.
Torc finished-off the duelist: that's why he got the gunz.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27047
27049 27056
>>27046
Because he begged and begged and begged to be allowed to duel him and GM obliged even after you kept trying to attack Korak.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27048
27050
>>27045
Then who killed him?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27049
27051 27055 27056
>>27047
>begging
>putting this shit in my mouth
This is why I call you an ass
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27050
27056
>>27048
Not sure, but he was dead when Lenos put him up. Tracy was after me in the chain. He may have died of wounds or was killed by Lenos
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27051
27054
>>27049
And I call you an ass because I can't even talk about Kefka being killed without you interjecting "oh you mean the guy I killed." You've done this like three fucking times when there was no cause. Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27052
*Tracy finishes polishing her precious eggs, and decides to work on a Disguise Self scroll (for glamouring armor)*
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27053
27058
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27054
27055 27056
>>27051
I literally said that I was joking and fine with it.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27055
>>27049
Stop bragging "oh I'm the one who killed kefka and Korak." No one else does that, only you. All of the larger kills are a collective effort. We all usually play at least some role in killing them. Stop interjecting out of character because it's infuriating

>>27054
You said that on one occasion. Not just now or the first time
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27056
27058 27059 27061
>>27047
>>27049
>>27054
>>27050
ladies , ladies you both look pretty in the dress.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27057
27059
Let's cut the meta arguments.
It doesn't even matter who finished him anyway: he's just as dead.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
s6Qe3
?
No.27058
>>27056
So you gonna buy your thez something nice?

>>27053
Inferius is heading over to Ben's, I know that
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27059
27060
>>27056
Kek, I desrve this
>>27057
But I look better in the dress!
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
s6Qe3
?
No.27060
27063
>>27059
*Kilt
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27061
27062 27063
>>27056
Go make up with your waifu in space or something.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27062
27064 27065 27066
>>27061
no u.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27063
27066
>>27060
Of which Tay does not respect the boundries of
>>27061
This should work
I mean it worked for the Physcopath, and Tracy too
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27064
>>27062
You're really lucky your waifu doesn't drag you to the edge of space and keep you hostage there until you've proposed to her
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27065
27066
>>27062
I already did that.
Catch up already.
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27066
27067 27068
>>27063
You keep that up and I'm making you go with Tay to the Moonbase

>>27062
I hate to say it but >>27065 This

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27067
27068
>>27066
NO
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27068
27074
>>27067
>>27066
u
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27069
27070 27071
>>26997
Hey! You stay away from my son! He's my heir
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27070
27071 27072 27073
>>27069
Did you just assume xer gender?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27071
27072 27073
>>27069
>>27070
jej. he was serious too.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27072
27074
>>27070
Oh no, not this shit
>>27071
Oh no
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27073
27074
>>27070
I need a son. Only males are proper heirs

>>27071
You stay away from him. If anyone is going to abort him it's going to be me, which I'm not going to do now that Fae has assured me he is not the Anti-Christ
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27074
27075 27076 27078 27079
>>27068
Well do something now.
I want to get past dramatic stuff for now.
>>27072
>not this shit
It was just an ironic meme, poking fun at the fact that he didn't actually know what gender his kid would be yet.
>>27073
>I need a son.
If you get a daughter, you could always roll again.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27075
27077
>>27074
i cant the gm is gone.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27076
>>27074
...After a year, that is..
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27077
27080 27081
>>27075
Thez is angry at Infernius for being a bitch.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27078
27186
>>27074
>roll again
Kek

If Imfernius doesn't do shit with his wife to fix shit I'm going to sleep.
GM where are you?
s6Qe3
?
No.27079
27082
1254398__safe_artist-colon-magister39_oc_oc-colon-littlepip_oc only_abraxo queen_absurd res_cape_clothes_crown_evil_evil grin_fallout equestria_flash p.png
I guess maybe a female could do it? She would be of partial English blood, and that's a stock that produces strong female leaders

>>27074
>roll again
I'd probably do that anyways

>>27074
Good point. Trumpaladin summons Fae and his army, to track down and destroy the troll vilage.

Tracy's invited too if she leaves the eggs for long enough\r
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27080
>>27077
THIS
H
I
S
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27081
27083
>>27077
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.IN FERNUIS IS INFACT NOT A BITCH.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27082
27087 27090
>>27079
I threw out the booklet because I loike this game, but I swear I'll write a new one if you do that crap intentionally.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27083
27084 27085 27086
Torc decides to use his authority at the gestapo to have them scan the city for any suspicious activity, he also put four men under temporary compand of Tracy
>>27081
Is he a Mcdouble combo?

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27084
27087
>>27083
Have them bring her Darkie's tools.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27085
27087
>>27083
c h e c k y o u r p o c k e t s
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27086
27087 27092 27096
>>27083
Most of the gestapo should be in Durpistan
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27087
27089 27090 27091
>>27082
Ugh, I swear to god you two are gonna kill us all with your relationship
>>27084
>under temporary comand of Tracy
>>27086
Where?
>>27085
McRib? Big mac?


Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27089
27091
>>27087
B u ll shit
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27090
27092 27098
>>27082
I just want one more waifu...

>>27087
That city you people sacked
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27091
27095
>>27087
Oh
>>27089
Quarter pounder?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27092
27093
>>27086
They wouldn't be very good Gestapo unless they left an adequate force in the town.
How many are there?
Tracy orders one of the guards to bring her the tools confiscated from Darkie at the detention center.
>>27090
You can barely handle one waifu.
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27093
>>27092
We need precise numbers settled.

Now you better share if you want to remain top waifu
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27095
27100 27104
>>27091
no it weighs a few pounds,probably growing magic mushrooms by now desu.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27096
27097
>>27086
wrong a small number is there.
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27097
27099
>>27096
How many?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27098
27101
>>27090
why do you feel the need to have more than one?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27099
27101 27186
>>27097
probably like 25.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27100
>>27095
Oh fuck you
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27101
27102
quiet__flash_sentry__by_supermare-d9qosoo.png
>>27098
A couple reasons, but mostly character goals

>>27099
That's a very large number
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27102
>>27101
thats because they are mining metal so lennos doesn't burn down the tower.
ulYHP
?
No.27104
27107
>>27095
He got a new robe.
There's probably a low-level spell he could use to clean it too.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27106
*polishes eggs*
dMfDF
?
No.27107
27112 27115
>>27104
I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pockets
Why would you even want it?\r
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27112
27117
>>27107
>I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pockets
Why not? It's no worse than the robe he had.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27113
Since GM is kill, I'm retiring for the night
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27115
27117
>>27107
Can I have the robe of pockets? I carry a lot of things
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27117
27119
>>27112
Its just a bunch of pockets with mini pockets
>>27115
Take it, I never wanted it
s6Qe3
?
No.27119
27120
>>27117
*takes robe of pockets, collects mushrooms for totes not recreational consumption, then thoroughly washes robe*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27120
27121
>>27119
Where is your character?
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27121
27122
>>27120
Fuck if I know, GM is kill. I just know he left the stables
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27122
27123
>>27121
Where was he going?
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27123
27126
>>27122
I'm not sure exactly. I would say the first thing would be to get a marriage license, but then Tracy's last words ("Have a nice day, ~Flashy") just sounded sarcastic in context and a little too much like Trolestia's "come back any time," so he'd probably delay that. I'd say to do something productive, either investigating the Bizarre again, destroying the Troll village, or something
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27126
27129
>>27123
>marriage license
I doubt there is such a thing in Port Barry.
>>27123
>sarcastic
No. You're overthinking it. I was basing it off of some old sitcom where the wife sees her husband off to work.
>>27123
>something productive
Try crafting. Idk why you haven't made a shield yet.
s6Qe3
?
No.27129
27132
>>27126
>shield
His sword is two handed and he has the ring shield

>sitcom
Was it ironic or sarcastic in the sitcom?

>No laws in Port Barry
He'd have to make them then
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27132
27136
>>27129
You'll want a sheild at some point, trust me. Even a wooden one could help.
>two-handed
A bastard sword is one and two handed.
>sitcom
Idk it's name and I never saw anything other than that scene. It was so old it was in black and white, with grainy footage. I just remembered it feeling "traditional".
Anonymous
s6Qe3
?
No.27136
27143 27186
>>27132
I think GM has stated Vanderiem must be wielded two handed. Do you mean one to create cover?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27143
27145 27146
>>27136
Definitely something smaller than a tower shield. Really, just try making things. You don't really use very many of your spells per day, so it'd be good to put them to use somehow. Right now, you're character's head is unprotected, which isn't good if you want to do heavy infantry or cavalry.
I could've sword he was a bastard sword.. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>27137
>>27142
>>27141
>>27140
>>27139
>>27138
Both of you stop your bickering.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27145
>>27143
>could've sword
Sworn*
s6Qe3
?
No.27146
27153 27186
>>27143
The new suit of armor includes a helmet, but I'm sure a better one could be located. I don't really know what items to craft...

I think the issue of whether Vanderiem could be wielded single handed was brought up and GM said two hands only. The magic ring shield is a real shield, that while not as big as a tower shield still counts as a shield