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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

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>>27148
why do get to meta game when i cant?
Anonymous
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>>27149
*you
Anonymous
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>>27149
If I'm meta-gaming then that's a bad thing
Anonymous
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*calms tits*
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27146
>I don't really know what items to craft…
I've been drooling over all the shit mudponies can't craft/use for a while now, so here is a few things your character can make on his own. Trumpaladin casts Divine Spells, and Paladins have the Craft skill for a reason. You don't need a new sword/armor, but there's other shit that you could use:
In four days, you could craft some gauntlets of Ogre Power:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gauntlets_of_Ogre_Power
(I wish I could use some)
You could also craft a Cloak of Charisma, in the same amount of time, like the one Tracy's working on. I can be increased in power over time. The same thing would go for a circlet of persuasion (which I know you want)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Circlet_of_Persuasion
In one day, if Infernius helped, or you bought a scroll, you could craft a Phylactery of Faithfulness, and gain the giga-haxx power (for Paladins) to be able to tell in advance if an act will cause you to Fall (you still fall, even if you commit certain evils by accident). I don't think you ever designated a holy symbol to turn undead either (Infernius has his brand), so you'll need something to show them if you want to stop the zombies in their tracks.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phylactery_of_Faithfulness
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>>27153
i thought only liches have Phylacteries.
Anonymous
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>>27153
Damn... These are nice, and pretty cheap too
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27154
As far as I understand, the liche's Phalactery is only a certain kind of phalactery that the spellcaster must craft to become one. It requires item creation feats. (I wonder if Torcuil or Infernius could become one...)
>>27155
You character could craft other stuff too. I only bothered to list the stuff I thought you might actually try.

>tfw mudpony
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>>27156
Just start listing all of the things that could be made. Like I said, we can trade items now
Anonymous
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>>27156
im not sure if infernuis could since he use divine magic, but torcuil most definitely could.
Anonymous
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>>27157
this.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27157
M8, just make that stuff first: those are the things you'll find most useful.
Anonymous
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>>27160
anything useful for me?
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>>27158
I'm NOT suggesting it by any means, but any spell-caster (except paladins, because of their Code) of 11th caster level can do it. The phylactery costs 120,000 gp and 4,800 XP to create.
Idk if I should even tell you this, but Infernius would have to become Lawful Evil first to accomplish it, in order to remain within one step of his Lord's alignment (some gods prohibit their clerics from casting evil spells, but Hitler didn't bat an eye when Infernius cast Contagion to try to infect Torcuil, so I guess he's the kind of god who lets his clerics cast everything on the list); Hitler is definitely Lawful, and the mere act of creating the phalactery is as good as an all-out conversion to Evil. If Infernius ever became anything other than Lawful while Evil-aligned, he would immediately lose all of his Clerical powers and there'd be no way to restore said powers, and there would be no in-game way for him to get them back with what is known in this world (that I can think of).
tl;dr: He could do it, but it'd be super edgy and would cost a lot of shekels.
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>>27162
This just might be useful on our elf friend
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Elixir_of_Truth
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27161
I just listed for Trump you can create.
I mentioned the Brass Horn of Valhalla Earlier, although that'll take a while.
What are you looking for? You're a spellcaster: you can craft a LOT of stuff.
>>27163
Make it.

Mrs. Sentry
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>>27164
Everything I just listed*

Ask, and I'll look some stuff up.
Anonymous
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>>27164
>i need to go from 9 dex to 15 to get access to
two weapon fighting.
i want a dragon horn of Valhalla to replace my other one. ill work on that after i talk to ben and then thez.
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>>27165
Would you like the ability to cast "Cure serious wounds" on yourself once per day?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27162
I only bothered to look that up because lichs are another one of my favorite monsters.
>>27166
GM says crafts will take 1 day per 1000 gp, fyi.
First and foremost, it'd be best to find the shekels those sandniggers stole. I'm thinking Cardishore.
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>>27165
>>27167
Or remove disease
Anonymous
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>>27168
liches are so fucking cool desu.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27167
>>27169
>would I
Everyone could use those.
Anonymous
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>>27168
they weren't in durpistan.... wait a second a communist town would be a pretty good hideout for thieves.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27170
Woah, woah, woah. Don't get any ebil ideas. Becoming a lich is more than just looking like a skeleton: it's turning into a lifeless monster that barely remembers what it used to be.
>>27172
Cardishore is the wealthiest settlement I can think of around here.
Anonymous
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>>27173
darth infernuis seeks a way to destroy the multi verse, becoming a lich would help.
Anonymous
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>>27173
what about spartinater?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27175
I doubt: too militaristic and too uniform to leave spots for sandniggers to hide. They're not "swimming in wealth either".
The security of Cardishore is airport-tier, but high-level Assassins could slip through pretty easily.
Anonymous
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>>27176
they don't just have to be sand niggers you know.
Anonymous
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>>27177
>#NotAllDrow
Anonymous
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>>27174
Pay for it yourself though.
Anonymous
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>>27178
jej but really though why just assume they couldn't disguise themselves as Aryan or Anglo.
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>>27174
Hey! That's my multiverse!

>>27177
They don't have to be, and yet they are
Anonymous
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>>27180
They obviously would've.
I just gathered that Drow kind of look/act like Arabs. You read how eager Darkie was to die: he was like a jihadist. They're certainly more intelligent and clever than niggers, but they also have an overall violent/sinister disposition as a race.
Anonymous
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>>27181
>>27182
hey im just trying to cover all our bases here.
Anonymous
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I need to hit the hay soon.
Goodnight.
Anonymous
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>>27181
hey dude im sorry about earlier are we cool?
Anonymous
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>>27078
I went to sleep
>>27099
There's 15 in total
>>27136
>>27146
No, I didn't. Its a bastard sword, meaning one OR two hands.
>>27182
You're not even in the right ballpark.

Anonymous
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I need to explain something: I'm not going to explain everything. Earlier on in the story I would offer tidbits and anecdotes both to stimulate progress and to illustrate that that there is a wealth of back-story and context that leads to "This guy" acting in a particular manner, or how shit ended up there, or whatever. I will still offer explanations, but more in the aftermath than anything because doing so in advance gives characters an artificial disposition that doesn't make sense. Also, those explanations will pertain to what characters show an interest in. I haven't said shit about Krenshall, because so far no one seems to give a fuck.
Take Darkie for example, I could explain his disposition and the reasons he is how he is, but that would bias the characters in a particular way. In the absence of such an explanation and rather than assuming he's a jihadist, you could try asking him. I mean, I made it pretty clear that he's vain as fuck right? Right. His head is still in the bucket, next to the Entertron if anyone wants to ask him questions.
On the subject of Dark Elves in general, if you want to disregard them as 'sand nigs', thats a player's prerogative, but it would be more accurate to regard them (behavior and habit-wise) as russian mafia. I think I mentioned that once,... oh yeah I did.

I realize these threads get pretty long-winded, and some details are easy to skip or forget. If I respond to questions with a bit of cheek, its probably 'cuz I've already answered that question.
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>>27186
hmmm i need to recruit some more.
Anonymous
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>>27187
yea i was gonna talk to him. its on my list.
Anonymous
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>>27188
Are you sure about that?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27186
Ah.. I guess I just associated them a bit with the Garuda from Zelda, so that's why I got used to calling then sand people..
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>>27191
But really, I found them similar to the old Nizari Assassin tribe (the one from which the term "Assassin" comes from) of the Middle East. The way they value stealth and cunning, but also have a cultural leaning to distrust others out of principle, because the notion of betrayal is so prominent in their society.
I also thought of that because of the thought of how they're not an inherently evil race (like orcs or whatever), but become evil early-on because they're brought up in a society/culture that suffocates good; which is why I associated them with Jihadists. Likewise, the Nizari sect of Shia Islam was practically an Assassination religion: trust/family didn't exist in their society; they too tortured their children from childhood to train them to toughen the fuck up, and their only medium of prestige/respect was in their admiration for the lethal and the cunning, with clergy being the closest thing they ever had to loose social organization.

I just have a habit of trying to find real-world allusions in media, even when they don't actually exist...
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27192
Yeah, I fucked up. Nizaris we're actually Persians.
I'm rather interested in this races and the surrounding published material. They seem incredibly edgy.
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>>27162
TO LATE I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT
Wait, whats a phalactery?
Anonymous
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>>27194
>Shouldn't have said anything
>Now all the spellcasters are getting crazy ideas
A phalactery is a religious/spiritual vessel of some sort. For a lich, it's the vessel that houses their "true" existence, and the only way to permanently kill one is by destroying it. It's typically a little box with a scroll of text that encompasses the memories of its past life, but could be any item. It's uber-expensive to craft.
Becoming a lich is Voldemort tier though. It's
Anonymous
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>>27195
So, its a box that basically contains their soul?
And they can't die unless the box itself is destroyed?
Intresting....
Anonymous
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>>27188
Infernius's player should first focus on how he's going to develop his character to fix all of this dramatic BS, desu. It's getting in the way of things.
Anonymous
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>>27196
>soul
>Implying
Technically yes, to both questions.
Don't plan on doing it. Even if you could afford the cost to craft it, it's a horrible thing to do.
Anonymous
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>>27166
>Two-weapon fighting
A single fash-axe would suffice too.
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>>27198
I was just generalizing.
And trust me, I don't wanna do it. But it could make for an intresting boss...
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>>27200
Lich is best boss.
Anonymous
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>>27201
Is it now?
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>>27197
I'll admit that that's quite hypocritical though....
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>>27202
>Posting the Blasphemed one like it's nothing
Anonymous
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>>27203
I'm kind of impressed that you found a solution that was so I character for her. It makes it look like her initial breakdown was triggered because the news made her wonder if Trumpaladin was really committed to her, so the solution is to resolve the commitment question.

One flaw in the way it was done though is that Trumpaladin was carried up to 5000 or so feet to do it. It's scenic and all, but it makes it seem like proposing was "an offer he can't refuse," like the only way she'd let him down is if he proposed. I guess he could call Fae, jump off, and then see if she could make it on time/if Tracy would then one after to murder them both, but really he didn't have much of a choice except to propose. Yeah I know, Tracy is a >rapist and doesn't give a shit if her victim is actually willing or not, but it leaves open the question of "did he really mean it" and "will he try to break the engagement before the ceremony?"

For example, after the formal mounting and the scene in the grove, after Tracy (and (you)) went to sleep, I had Trumpaladin place himself in a position he could have murdered Tracy in her sleep, or easily had she woken up. This made proceeding with Tracy more of an affirmative choice, because he had tried to kill Tracy before on like three occasions but was stopped because of Inferius, Torcuil, or Thez, and was resentful for that. He was left muttering "I should have killed you when I had the chance" although it's not clear that he actually did have the chance. But by seeing an opportunity then deciding against it, it makes the kill or marry decision actually meaningful, because it's his choice, and he can regret the consequences if he gets it wrong.
Anonymous
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>>27192
Of course, that feminist/matriarchal social structure elliminates most chances of direct Middle-Eastern allusion.. I guess I just tied them together because of the emphasis on psychological warfare and use of poisons in their society.
I can see now though that there appear to be very few if any real world history allusions in thes books. Paladins though seem to be largely based off of Christian crusaders, with their healing skills and code of conduct.
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>>27205
I wrote that thing in-part ahead of time (I wrote a lot of action plans), although I wasn't entirely awake while I was typing it. I'm glad it turned out the way it did though.
I'm not using any more math for this stuff though: it was a retarded system to use in the first place. I've already figured-out how to play her in character, so I threw-away the booklet. From here on out, I'm making decisions on the fly.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27161
Did you ever decide what your two Domains were? I figured Hitler's Domains would at least have War and Community under the list, but idk what your character chose.
Anonymous
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GM is there something for those of us to do who don't wanna be a faggot wanna do something other than Meta game and deal with realtionship drama?
Anonymous
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>>27208
war and truth.
Anonymous
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>>27190
its on the list after talking to the drow
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>>27161
The list of stuff your character could craft is too long to bother with listing desu.. It all takes time anyway. What does your character need in particular?
As for me. I'm only going to have Tracy work on a few basic things while she's incubating these eggs, and then just steal everything she can get her hooves on, because mudpony Rogues can't really craft much at all. Thief lyfe 4ever (Pic related).
Anonymous
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>>27212
Oh hell no you're not loot hording again
Anonymous
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>>27212
i wouldn't mind a wisdom boost.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27213
Four days for Infernius to craft:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Periapt_of_Wisdom
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27215
Meant for >>27214

Anonymous
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>yawn
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>>27215
I saw that last night and was intending to craft one
if I can find an additional level 2 spell to cast today

*goes to pony*
"Tracy, may I see one of the pearls from Kefka's jewelry?"
\r
Anonymous
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>>27217
You have the spell capacity for almost any item crafting
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27213
I wouldn't consider personal, non-collective kills/bounties to be loot-hoarding, but I never said I was going to keep it all for Tracy. If I steal something useful to other party members, I'll redistribute accordingly. Half the stuff she's working on right now is for distribution.
Would you like a Mummified Elf Hand? Tracy has some other things in the oven, but they'll all take time. It was supposed to be a gift for Ponimaru, but you can have it if you really want it.
>>27218
Did he have any pearls? I never saw any.
*gives pearl, if it exists*
Anonymous
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>>27219
Yeah and?
Anonymous
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>>27221
And you should craft something and or help Tracy and I in crafting
Anonymous
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>>27220
>collection
>redistributions accordingly
I wasn't aware Tracy was a Socialist
>>27222
Well I guess he is at the tower
"Tracy, I heard you needed help crafting"
Anonymous
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>>27220
i mean we live in a port city pearls aren't that rare most likely.
Anonymous
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>>27222
checked.
see
>>27185

Mrs. Sentry
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>>27222
He isn't required to do anything, m8. Don't put pressure on him. Just ask him or Infernius for spells on an individual basis if you want something, rather than impose normatives.
Like I said earlier, I'm playing a Neutral Evil Thief: I'll get loot through stealing. The last two loot-able characters were Rogue-types, so I lucked out there.
Dem digits though...
>>27223
She's not. She's just a robber.
I just said I'd do it from now on because Trump's faggot will get upset if he doesn't get a cut of the stolen loot.
Anonymous
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>>27226
>robber that redistributes
>socialist
What the difference?
So what is Tracy crafting?
Anonymous
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>>27223
"Careful, that's my waifu. And she can get pretty rapey. Don't get raped. Or I will kill you. And your faggot will have a three day ban"

>>27225
Yes.
*gives internet hug*
Anonymous
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>>27226
Well no shit he doesn't have to craft, but he's complaining about being bored, and he has a clear comparative advantage when it comes to crafting
Anonymous
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>>27228
*accepts internet hug*
Anonymous
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>>27229
Plz gib work
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27223
What spells can he cast?
>>27227
It's not like I don't want to keep everything..
Right now, the only arcane spell she needs are Rage on the hilt of Berserk Sword. Everything takes time, and I didn't start any projects that'd require arcane spells.. You character has the Scribe Scroll Feat as a bonus, so he should be able to write them more quickly. If he could scribe a few low-level spells, like Rage, those would be appreciated.
Magick items require 1 day per 1000 gp, so having scrolls in advance could help with future crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Scrolls
>>27229
>advantage
It's not a contest, m8..
Anonymous
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>>27231
make me some anti negro weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U74Cgo592Bo
Anonymous
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>>27232
Lets see, Torc can do upto lvl 7 clerical and wizard spells.
Anything though if he has a meme
Anonymous
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>>27234
you can do up to 8th level.
Anonymous
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>>27233
Okay, I make you a club that looks like a section of curb, for curb stomping
>>27235
Even better
Anonymous
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>>27236
I can make you*
I ain't making it yet
Anonymous
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>>27234
>>27236
can you make a scare nigger for the tower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuGiXtBX7UY
Anonymous
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>>27238
Moon man would be more of a summon
Anonymous
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>>27232
>not a contest
Comparative advantage is a term from economics that refers to the ability of one nation to create goods of a certain kind better than another nation, or the ability of a person to produce a particular good or service better than another person. It's a term that refers to specialization in the division of labor. For example, if we needed some one to do something stealthy, Tracy would have a "comparative advantage" to the other members of the group, because she could do that better than anyone else.

I was saying Torcuil is better at casting spells than the rest of us
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>>27234
>>27235
I'd like Finger of Death, if Tracy is ever going to craft one of these out of the Troll Skuklls:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
That'll also take Animate Object and Fly though, and would have to be cast on each day, if I'm not mistaken...
Anonymous
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>>27239
go to 1:15.
Anonymous
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>>27242
Fucking hell thats great
I'll do it free of charge
>>27241
Okay, Torc I know for sure can do fly, Finger of death is possible along with animate object.
"You got the skull?"
Anonymous
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>>27243
sweet.
Anonymous
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>>27239
moon-man would be a deity.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27240
I know what comparative advantage is; I was just a bit confused by what I thought you were implying.
Anyway, before anyone even thinks of crafting, the party needs to find the metal that the Drow stole. My best ideas are Cardishore and maybe Krenshal if not that, but Tracy is preoccupied with Animal-Rearing atm so she can't investigate... When the chance comes someone outta resurrect Darkie and try to milk some answers out of him (he'll be hungry too).
>>27243
"Thanks, Torcuil."
*produces troll skull*
>>27239
Sounds like a Construct.
>>27233
>anti-negro
Like a Bane weapon?
Anonymous
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>>27246
could a get a dual bane weapon?
kike/shitskin
Anonymous
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>>27246
Wosh, spells are cast
"Here you are murder horse"
>>27247
Did you not like the curb stomp club?
Anonymous
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>>27248
i do but i was asking if i could get 2 of the same enchanment.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>27247
I think Bane weapons only work on one favored target, but idk. Either way, it'll take time, and your character claimed he was going to the capital all by himself, last we heard from him.
Anyway, try to figure out what your character is doing next before asking more meta stuff. The scene was left in a really bad spot last time.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27251
27254
>>27250
im headed to bens jewlery shop.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27252
27253 27257 27259
>>27249
I guess I could think of......

A peice of curb that can shoot smoke bombs full of tear/death gas
Now with opptional swasticas
ulYHP
?
No.27253
27255
[1d100 = 43]
Rolling for eggs
>>27252
That sounds like it'd take an epic feat, desu.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27254
>>27251
>>27007
>>27250

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27255
27256 27259
>>27253
PSSST
lenos
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27256
27259
>>27255
I guess it could be a flaming curb
+2 oven damage
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27257
1498661584666.jpg
>>27252

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27258
>>27240
I take it you don't want the Drow hand?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27259
27260
>>27252
>>27255
>>27256
pls gibe
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27260
27261 27264
>>27259
Smoee grenade launcher club or flaming club?
I can only give you it now if you want the fire one, the launcher would require Lenos' help
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27261
27262 27264
>>27260
i can wait for the launcher.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27262
27263 27264
>>27261
Launcher it is then
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27263
>>27262
i vow to not make any party member put their mouths on the curb.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27264
27265
>>27261
>>27262
>>27260
This'll still take ages to craft though, fyi. I'm trying to make a special Mace, but it'll still take another 14 days to finish.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27265
>>27264
Luckiy all Torc has to do is set some rebar and concrete
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27266
27267 27268
Does anyone know where I can find some drawing of elves with Dutch braids? I'm trying to meme, but google doesn't help very much...
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27267
>>27266
i couldn't find any when i looked.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27268
27269
>>27266
which program did you use again?
>ms paint a shit.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27269
27270 27271
>>27268
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27270
27271 27272
0d516a34c623ce267ac7552700a320cc.jpg
>>27269
heres the only good image i found.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27271
27274 27279 27298
tumblr_n571e0SGd41s63gslo1_500.jpg
>>27269
>>27270

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27272
27273 27274
>>27270
I said drawing. I can't meme a photo.
Also, I don't think Thez really looks anything like that.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27273
>>27272
like i said m8,im looking but all i can find is shitty cosplays.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27274
27275 27278
>>27272
Actually, >>27271 isn't far off except for the skin-tone

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27275
27278
elfquest__oc___winterbloei_by_wolflinge-d4kb3vr.jpg
>>27274
how about this?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27277
>>27276
ill continue my search then.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27278
27279
>>27275
>>27274
Would she be lighter or darker than that? I know she's gray, so I can just desaturate pics I find.
>>27275
I can't recolor that. I'm not that great.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27279
27280
>>27278
>Would she be lighter or darker than that?
>>27271
are you talking about this one?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27280
27281
>>27279
What shade of gray are Duergars usually? Like concrete?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27281
27282
144.jpg
>>27280

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27282
27283
>>27281
So like a stoney slate. Got it.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27283
27285 27286 27287
sample.jpg
>>27282
Pardon the lewd, but this is the most accurate depiction I can find on a quick search.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27284
>depiction
...of skin-tone
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27285
>>27283
Eh, still not a pony, but I could cum inside of that
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27286
Infernuis Preston nosebleed.png
>>27283

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27287
27288 27289
>>27283
...sauce?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27288
27290
>>27287
fucking this.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27289
27292
>>27287
"grey-skinned elves" in Duckduckgo. I dunno honestly
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27290
27291
>>27288
Found the degeneracy:
https://pornparadise154.tumblr.com/post/108137629075/furry-nice-fuck-the-bitch/embed
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27291
>>27290
of course its from tumblr.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27292
27293 27294
>>27289
>Duckduckgo.
Idk why I don't use that more. Noted for future reference.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27293
27294 27295
>>27292
its hosted out of isreal.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27294
>>27292
>>27293
https://archive.fo/WGUnQ
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27295
>>27293
*Philadelphia
still run by a jew though.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27296
27297 27299
>>27192
Drow elves are something else. Its a matriarchal society based on affluence and extreme cunning. Houses are constantly engaged in barely civilized war against one another, except that any overt (read: sloppy and therefore reportable) aggression is met with swift and exacting vengeance, but otherwise its anything goes (and 'unreportable' acts are quite encouraged). Non-drow are referred to as 'iblith' (fecal matter) and there are no prohibitions against maligning them for any reason (though please, have some dignity).
>>27196
Often times the phylactery is a ridiculously valuable and custom-cut gemstone, but yes

As for the rest, you're all very silly
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27297
>>27296
#endthematriarchy
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27298
27300 27301 27303 27305
Spoilered
>>27271
When I tried to saturate this meat-creature's hair it just divided nto blue, green and a bunch of colors that ruined the pic even after I swapped them to red.. I'll post it anyway though, since its just a draft idea.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27299
27302
>>27296
have i made it to bens yet?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27300
27301
>>27298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27301
>>27298
>>27300
This. Thank you
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27302
27305
>>27299
You will when I finish cooking
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27303
27304 27308
Thez in the shadows1.jpg
>>27298
3D elves/dwarfs are not important.
Does this look like her?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27304
27307 27308 27309
image.jpeg
>>27303
>Red head
I think that places her firmly in the "Danger Zone" on the Hot-Crazy chart
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27305
27306 27308
thez by confederate anon.jpg
>>27302
>>27298

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27306
>>27305
ignore the blue.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27307
>>27304
Idk. She's half wood-elf, so that a normal color for them.
Then again, idk how crazy the average wood elf girl is...
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27308
27309 27312
Alright, I'm pretty much good to go from here on out.
>>27305
IDK about the piercings,... or the suspenders
>>27304
Def crazy
>>27303
Nice, but dainty. She's not

BTW, I appreciate all the effort, but all you're doing is feeding the ego of my dissociative identity,... Xp
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27309
>>27308
>>27304
nah definitely marriage material.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27311
27313
Alright, where are we and what the hell are we doing tonight?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27312
thez by confederate anon.jpg
>>27308
did the best i could.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27313
27314 27315 27317 27321
>>27311
Well last I checked, Tracy was working on a plethora of magical items, Infernius was just getting to Ben's shop, Torcuil was contemplating several items (including Lich-dom) and Trump was,.....
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27314
27316 27317 27320
>>27313
I alredy said no to the Lich-dom, but I am trying to think of some new shit for Torc
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27315
27318 27320
>>27313
Tracy ordered one of the Gestapo (temporally put under her command by admiral Torcuil) to bring her the equipment that was confiscated from Darkie. What did he bring back?
*polishes eggs*
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27316
27319
>>27314
Want a new robe?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27317
27319 27320
>>27313
>>27314
torc was going to get lennos help making a curb club.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27318
>>27315
*spit-polishes helmet*
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27319
>>27316
Uh, what is it? Torc is still happy with his fully body kilt, but that may be changing soon...
Maybe, but he will always have a normal kilt
>>27317
I haven't forgotten, I'll do it before the night is over

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27320
27322 27323
>>27314
Yes, you said that,....
>>27315
Rapier of Puncturing +2, Throwing Short Sword +3
>>27317
e_e Yes, I saw that,... I was hoping to avoid speaking about it
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27321
>>27313
Trumpaladin has procured a pearl from Tracy, and casts "Owl's Wisdom" on it If there is a way to get another level 2 Paladin spell in

Trumpaladin also takes a stone Or Football and calls upon Elway to bestow upon it his favor
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27322
27324 27325
>>27320
why senpai?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27323
27331 27423
>>27320
Sweet.
*Adds to bag* (unless a certain Paladin needs it that badly)
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27324
27325 27326 27327
>>27322
You really want to try and carry around a curb e_e
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27325
27329 27330
>>27322
This.
Also, what are my choices for items to increasing Torc's strength. Not to Trump and Infernius levels, but regular levels so he can use his sword decently.
>>27324
Not a full curb, more like a 2-3 foot section is what I envisioned

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27326
27330
>>27324
i need a portable curb if i want to curb stomp faggots jews and ziggers.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27327
27328 27330 27334
display-5045.jpg
107524-004-BFB75D99.gif
Fasces.jpg
>>27324
Can clund be made of concrete/stone?
I agree though: he should work on his deity's favored martial weapon first, since that's what he's actually proficient in.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27328
>>27327
clubs*
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27329
>>27325
You have two guns and an absolutely insane list of spells, why do you want to use a sword?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27330
27335 27336 27337
>>27325
Uhm,... Infernius just dropped to on you, and one of them doesn't eat you.
>>27326
Define curb stomp
>>27327
You're not helping

Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27331
>>27323
No claim. Do you have the "weapon finesse" feat, because that would allow you to use your plus 4 dexterity modifier on the rapier or a whip
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27332
*two
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27334
27342
>>27327
No (regretting using that up on Dex.
Should've put it into Int)

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27335
27339
>>27330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT-8yFCsBWQ
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27336
Alright, math time to prove this isn't completely unreasonable It is but I dont care
Average curb height: about 5 inches
Assuming the club is square in heigth and width: 5in x 5in x 30 in
Weight: about 64 lbs
This is reasonable for a minotaur
>>27330
?????
>>27330
Plan C


Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27337
27338
>>27330
>Infernius just dropped to on you, and one of them doesn't eat you.
?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27338
27343
>>27337
Does he mean the armband things?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27339
27340 27341
>>27335
I meant in game context. Ur not going to be able (OR allowed) to wander around shoving a concrete club in faces and then curb-stomping.

What do you hope to accomplish?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27340
27345
>>27339
What I meant when I brought it up was an actual club.
Something he could smack people around with
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27341
27345
>>27339
could i do it on a successful grapple attempt?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27342
27344
>>27334
Are you planning on pursuing Black guard or assassin class next upgrade?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27343
>>27338
im not sure.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27344
27345
>>27342
It matters if I can foresee a way to increase her Int.
Can existing animals be made into Fiendish Servants, or does that only apply to summoned fiends?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27345
27351
>>27340
Clubs are fine. Concrete-curb-clubs, no.
>>27341
As a coup de grace perhaps, but otherwise no.
>>27344
No
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27346
27348 27351 27362
>GM wonders if this hasn't just been a very long, very drawn out troll
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27347
27349 27350 27356
Is there anyone left in the tower who could interrogate Darkie again? His body-cast should be finished.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27348
27351
>>27346
Goddamn it, its reasonable size.
Now, about the strength items
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27349
27359
>>27347
I'd assume Tracy could
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27350
27352 27353 27355
>>27347
We have the entrotron, right?
And that will revive anything, right?
Also, Torc could help.
Magic might be useful
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27351
>>27346
>>27345
>>27348
what about a regular concrete club?