Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27350Shit, if you want to try talking to him, go ahead
>>27350fuck you, dont put him in there.
>>27350Drow have crazy magic resistance, but feel free to help.
>>27352WOO HOO
>>27355Does he have bullet resistence?
>>27353But what if I kill him, then revive him?
>>27356>>27349Fug it then.
Tracy kisses both of her eggs, wheels the body-cast into the Entertron, and wakes-up Darkie.
"Good morning, sunshine. How was the trip?"
>>27356He's still at Ben's place.
>>27358>kill himAlready did that. Waste of time.
>>27353We need to revive him. Should have done that yesterday
>>27361He doesn't afraid of anything
>>27363That is not what I fucking asked
Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
>>27364True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
Does anyone in the party have acid?
>>27368*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
>>27369Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
>>27370Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
GM, is there anyway that spell resistance can be overcome?
>>27371Thanks mate
>>27372To overcome spell resistance is 1d20 + Caster level
>>27372Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
>>27371it was gone by the time i got there.
[1d20+15 = 22]>>27373Infernius is the backup if I fuck up this roll
May kek have mercy on me
>>27374Cleric spells level 2
>>27374Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
>>27376>>27377You know he's miles away right?
>>27381im at bens im not that far.
>>27382Far enough, depending on what you are needed for
>>27378Zone of truth is an area
Well, no magic, so I am fucked unless you need him shot
>>27384You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
>>27385Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fuckedOkay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane >>27386dont waste it ill detect lies on him.
>>27387That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
>>27389Fuck using Tracy or Thez.
Get Trollestia with a banana
>>27390I'll grant you Trollestia is pretty scary but I'm not sure this guy can be scared
>>27391Is Darth Infernius going to try to seduce him?
>>27392why dont you have one of your countless do it?
>>27393>have one of my waifus do itWell, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.
>>27390>>27393>>27394Actually, there's at least a chance this guy isn't into beastiality, so it may be worth having Thez - who is half-elf and actually humanoid - try it
>>27397infernuis would sooner fuck him before he would let himself be cucked again.
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
>>27398No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.
>>27403Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
>>27404I could help by sudecueing him.
>>27405Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
>>27406Are we still on for tonight?
>>27407Unfortunately it looks like GM is kaput for tonight, but there is tomorrow
>>27414'Morning.
>>27406Not to be contentious, but you didn't really ask him anything, you just started cutting him up, assuming he would spill his guts (no pun).
>>27416they didnt ask any questions at all?
>good job guys. >>27416>>27417>>27415Im going to rape Infernuis.
So here's the situation with Darkie. He doesn't seem to (cuz he doesn't) respond at all to negative reinforcement. It's almost as though he's been ripped apart piece by piece before, and is thoroughly unimpressed. Murder/torture/brutality is how Drow operate, particularly by females toward males. Even the most useful and diligent male is a second-class citizen, and Darkie is arrogant and insubordinate.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
>>27420they put him in a full body cast and revived him last night.
>>27420That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
>>27421I'd have left him in the bucket, but okay.
>>27323Stop. loot. whoring.
>>27423*drops-off blades in the armory before head back to the stables*
>>27418Get back from Spartintar before we start another circus fire.
K, so Tracy is in the stables, Infernius is talking to Ben, Taylor is,... last I checked was still in Sparentinar, Torcuil is, going to try and get a concrete club made,.... Where's Trump?
>>27429Trump was outside the Entertron, greeting Darkie as he woke up.
>>27428Yeah, that would have worked well desu.
>>27430jej yeah, that's fine.
>>27431Splendid.
Thez (when did she get here?) who is upside-down on the ceiling remarks, "I liked him better in the bucket, but since he's both alive and immobile, you could try a Geas that compels him to help us."
>>27433Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
"Detect lies, zone of truth, those won't help you get the information out of him, it will only prevent him from telling lies. He can simply refuse to answer unless some form of compulsion is used on him, or someone can think of an incentive that he would actually go for."
We can just kill him again, if he doesn't want to make a deal.
>>27439This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
[1d100 = 9]
Rolling eggs before I g2g for a while
>>27442"Yes, what can I do for you?"
>>27445oh not this again"Did the yamulke give it away?"
>>27447Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulkeThe jew hat
>>27451"The one on my head, yes."
>>27452"me want covert to Judaism."
>>27453Dammit. It's even more retarded than I thought...C-can Clerics even convert..?
>>27454Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that one
>>27454>>27456>darth infernuis riseshes the antithesis of regular infernuis i even did a recolor last night.
>>27457Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458Not necessarily
>>27457Sithlords are Lawful Evil.
>>27458
dont worry this is a multi part plan.
it might help.
>>27459Can Patron deities be traded?
"ben what do you know of lord soros?"
Good Morning fellow losers
How are we Today
>>27461If you became Lawful Evil, you could still be a Nazi Cleric.
>>27464Infernius is having retarded ideas, again.
>>27463"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
>>27470ive been waiting so long to drop this bombshell
>>27471"summon him for me ben, outside port barry."
>>27473"I can't do that, and I wouldn't even if I could. My contract has an exclusivity clause."
>>27474"ben you dont want to make me angry,i know you can."
>>27475"No, I can't."
He actually can't. Even if he wasn't bound by contract, he's no spell-caster.
>>27476"give me a vial of your blood. ill do it myself."
"ponimaru i know your here come out."
>>27477Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
>>27482oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
>>27483A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
>>27484Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
>>27466What kind of ret...
>>27468DAMN IT INFERNIUS WE DON'T WANT A SATAN WORSHIPING CLERIC
>>27485"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm_RK2EdV0>>27488>I'll be backHey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame
>>27488Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
>>27490"Do jews name all their children "Satan"? No!"
fukking kek
>>27490i can link the post that made him snap.
>>26971>>26972 >>27495>>27494so i reiterate THIS IS ON YOU.
>>27495I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
>>27497you shoved a repressed thought out into the open.that was just enough to push him over.
>>27498Damn it, even Trump is calling you out for becoming a Jew
>>27497No, its cuz Thez is a pimp
>>27498I can't find the Twilight Scepter pic, but let's see where this goes
>>27502Can I make one for Torc?
In the mean time, pic related
>>27504No, you may not make Twilight Scepter
>>27501How many magical items is Tracy working on right now?
>>27505>>27506Yeah that one
>>27504By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
>>27509"ben where did the rats go?"
detect lies.
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
>>27512"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
>>27507He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
>>27513If present, Ponimaru has yet to reveal himself.
>>27515"Damn it i know your here come out before i get mad."
>>27516He doesn't come when I call him; why would he come now?
>>27516A grey-form attempts to streak past.
You have an attack of opportunity.
[1d20 = 1]>>27518You succeed in catching Ponimaru, attempting to flee. Actions?
>>27519Reminder, you took off the sleeves, and the belt, and whatever else.
>>27521i get up and walk out the door.
"ill bring him back alive dont worry."
>>27522right. that's only plus 5 then
hes still got the ring on.
[3d10+6 = 15]>>27523You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
>>27524those all miss my ac is 17.
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching
my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
>>27526Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
>>27527I forgot to add the bonus for the belt, but yeah this
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
[1d20 = 14]"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>2752810 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
>>27529>bonus for the beltRIP, Infernius.
>tried to grapple a fleeing hoers>got kicked brutallyDon't mess with hoers.
>>27530"~Hmmm.. Well, kind of.."
>>27531Staph. Bullying Ponimaru is Tracy's thing.
>>27534You're going to die in your sleep, Jude.
[1d20 = 15]>>2753110(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27535ill skin you alive starting with your stomach.
>>27538Roll opposed grapple check
>>27537Don't touch her (non-sexual) boy toy.
>>27541Success, he doesn't break free. Action?
>>27545Can Clerics spontaneously cast even while grappling?
>>27542You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
[1d20 = 12]>>27548okay i snap his neck then.
>>27547She just likes to pick on him for fun. Consider it part of his edge training.
>>27549I'm going to kill you.
>>27549LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
By the way, next time I say LOL no, consider your action wasted.
[1d20 = 19]>>27552>>27553ok i throw him hed first into the wall.
"sorry kiddo you should have listened."