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Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

749 replies and 52 files omitted.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27352
27354 27356 27358
>>27350
Shit, if you want to try talking to him, go ahead
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27353
27354 27356 27357 27358 27360 27428
>>27350
fuck you, dont put him in there.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27354
>>27353
>>27352

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27355
27357 27358
>>27350
Drow have crazy magic resistance, but feel free to help.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27356
27357 27359 27428
>>27347
>>27353
>>27352
i can talk to the dead.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27357
>>27356
>>27353
>>27355

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27358
27359
>>27352
WOO HOO
>>27355
Does he have bullet resistence?
>>27353
But what if I kill him, then revive him?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27359
27361
>>27356
>>27349
Fug it then.
Tracy kisses both of her eggs, wheels the body-cast into the Entertron, and wakes-up Darkie.
"Good morning, sunshine. How was the trip?"
>>27356
He's still at Ben's place.
>>27358
>kill him
Already did that. Waste of time.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27360
>>27353
We need to revive him. Should have done that yesterday
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27361
27363
>>27359
Damn it...
Does he say what alot?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27362
>>27346
"hey ben."
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27363
27364
>>27361
He doesn't afraid of anything
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27364
27366
>>27363
That is not what I fucking asked
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27365
Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.

He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27366
>>27364
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27367
is gm kill?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27368
27369
Does anyone in the party have acid?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27369
27370
>>27368
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27370
27371
>>27369
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27371
27372 27375
>>27370
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then

Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.

I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27372
27373 27374
GM, is there anyway that spell resistance can be overcome?
>>27371
Thanks mate
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27373
27376
>>27372
To overcome spell resistance is 1d20 + Caster level
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27374
27376 27378
>>27372
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27375
>>27371
it was gone by the time i got there.
dMfDF
?
No.27376
27377 27381
[1d20+15 = 22]
>>27373
Infernius is the backup if I fuck up this roll
May kek have mercy on me
>>27374
Cleric spells level 2

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27377
27379 27381
>>27376
>infernius is now our hope for this shit
Fuck
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27378
27384
>>27374
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
AYxkj
?
No.27379
27380
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>27377

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27380
>>27379
o-oh
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27381
27382
>>27376
>>27377
You know he's miles away right?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27382
27383
>>27381
im at bens im not that far.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27383
>>27382
Far enough, depending on what you are needed for
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27384
27385 27386
>>27378
Zone of truth is an area
Well, no magic, so I am fucked unless you need him shot
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27385
27387
>>27384
no magic?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27386
27388
>>27384
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27387
27389
>>27385
Well, neither of us really passed that roll

>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27388
>>27386
dont waste it ill detect lies on him.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27389
27390 27391 27403
>>27387
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27390
27391 27392 27397
>>27389
Fuck using Tracy or Thez.
Get Trollestia with a banana
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27391
27392
>>27390
>>27389
>darth infernuis
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27392
27393
>>27390
I'll grant you Trollestia is pretty scary but I'm not sure this guy can be scared

>>27391
Is Darth Infernius going to try to seduce him?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27393
27394 27397
>>27392
why dont you have one of your countless do it?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27394
27397 27403
>>27393
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27395
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27396
27403
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.

Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27397
27398 27403
>>27390
>>27393
>>27394
Actually, there's at least a chance this guy isn't into beastiality, so it may be worth having Thez - who is half-elf and actually humanoid - try it
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27398
27400 27403
>>27397
infernuis would sooner fuck him before he would let himself be cucked again.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27399
27403
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
taYuP
?
No.27400
>>27398
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27401
27403 27404 27409
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.
Anonymous
YKP3V
?
No.27403
27404
>>27399
>>27398
>>27397
>>27396
>>27394
>>27389
Someone say my name?
>>27401

Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27404
27405
>>27403
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27405
27406
>>27404
I could help by sudecueing him.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27406
27407 27416
>>27405
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27407
27408
>>27406
Are we still on for tonight?
Trumpaladin
taYuP
?
No.27408
27409
>>27407
Unfortunately it looks like GM is kaput for tonight, but there is tomorrow
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27409
>>27401
>>27408
Sleep tight gm.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27414
27415 27416
Hello my fellow goyim.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27415
27418
>>27414
hey,whats up?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27416
27417 27418
>>27414
'Morning.
>>27406
Not to be contentious, but you didn't really ask him anything, you just started cutting him up, assuming he would spill his guts (no pun).
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27417
27418
>>27416
they didnt ask any questions at all?
>good job guys.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27418
27419 27426 27427
>>27416
>>27417
>>27415
Im going to rape Infernuis.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27419
>>27418
what? why?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27420
27421 27422 27426
So here's the situation with Darkie. He doesn't seem to (cuz he doesn't) respond at all to negative reinforcement. It's almost as though he's been ripped apart piece by piece before, and is thoroughly unimpressed. Murder/torture/brutality is how Drow operate, particularly by females toward males. Even the most useful and diligent male is a second-class citizen, and Darkie is arrogant and insubordinate.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27421
27423
>>27420
they put him in a full body cast and revived him last night.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27422
27424
>>27420
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27423
27425 27428
>>27421
I'd have left him in the bucket, but okay.
>>27323
Stop. loot. whoring.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27424
>>27422
Also. I gotta eat breakfast
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27425
>>27423
*drops-off blades in the armory before head back to the stables*
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27426
>>27420
See
>>27418

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27427
>>27418
Get back from Spartintar before we start another circus fire.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27428
27432 27433
>>27423
i specifically said
>>27356
>>27353

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27429
27430 27431
K, so Tracy is in the stables, Infernius is talking to Ben, Taylor is,... last I checked was still in Sparentinar, Torcuil is, going to try and get a concrete club made,.... Where's Trump?
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27430
27432
>>27429
Can i be in port jerry?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27431
27432
>>27429
Trump was outside the Entertron, greeting Darkie as he woke up.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27432
>>27428
Yeah, that would have worked well desu.
>>27430
jej yeah, that's fine.
>>27431
Splendid.

Thez (when did she get here?) who is upside-down on the ceiling remarks, "I liked him better in the bucket, but since he's both alive and immobile, you could try a Geas that compels him to help us."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27433
27434 27435
>>27428
Can dead people lie?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27434
>>27433
i can detect lies.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27435
27437
>>27433
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27436
"Detect lies, zone of truth, those won't help you get the information out of him, it will only prevent him from telling lies. He can simply refuse to answer unless some form of compulsion is used on him, or someone can think of an incentive that he would actually go for."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27437
>>27435
even better.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27438
27439
We can just kill him again, if he doesn't want to make a deal.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27439
27440
>>27438
>implying he wont break out.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27440
27442
>>27439
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
ulYHP
?
No.27441
[1d100 = 9]
Rolling eggs before I g2g for a while
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27442
27443
>>27440
so about ben.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27443
27445
>>27442
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27445
27446
>>27443
"ben you jew right?"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27446
27447
>>27445
oh not this again
"Did the yamulke give it away?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27447
27448 27449 27451
>>27446
you don't even know.
so yes? what yamulke?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27448
27450
>>27447
Don't kill our shekel-farmer.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27449
27450 27451
>>27447
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27450
>>27449
>>27448
jej.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27451
27452
>>27447
>>27449
"so yes? what yamulke?"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27452
27453
>>27451
"The one on my head, yes."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27453
27454 27455 27468
>>27452
"me want covert to Judaism."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27454
27456 27457
>>27453
Dammit. It's even more retarded than I thought.
..C-can Clerics even convert..?
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27455
>>27453
Reeeeee.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27456
27457
>>27454
Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that one
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27457
27459 27460
>>27454
>>27456
>darth infernuis rises
hes the antithesis of regular infernuis i even did a recolor last night.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27459
27462
>>27457
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27460
>>27457
Sithlords are Lawful Evil.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27461
27465
>>27458
dont worry this is a multi part plan.
it might help.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27462
>>27459
Can Patron deities be traded?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27463
27467 27471
"ben what do you know of lord soros?"
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27464
27466 27468
Good Morning fellow losers
How are we Today
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27465
1422494097503.png
>>27461
If you became Lawful Evil, you could still be a Nazi Cleric.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27466
27487
>>27464
Infernius is having retarded ideas, again.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27467
27469
>>27463
8O
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27468
27469 27487
>>27464
see
>>27453

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27469
27470
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>27467
>>27468

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27470
27472
>>27469
You stupid bull...
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27471
27473
>>27463
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27472
>>27470
ive been waiting so long to drop this bombshell
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27473
27474
>>27471
"summon him for me ben, outside port barry."
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27474
27475
>>27473
"I can't do that, and I wouldn't even if I could. My contract has an exclusivity clause."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27475
27476
>>27474
"ben you dont want to make me angry,i know you can."
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27476
27477
>>27475
"No, I can't."
He actually can't. Even if he wasn't bound by contract, he's no spell-caster.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27477
27478 27480 27482
>>27476
"give me a vial of your blood. ill do it myself."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27478
>>27477
Stupid bull.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27479
27481
"ponimaru i know your here come out."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27480
>>27477
If you had waited one level, you could have cast Gate.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27481
>>27479
Staph. He's my toy.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27482
27483
>>27477
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27483
27484 27485
>>27482
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27484
27486
b82.jpg
>>27483

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27485
27488
>>27483
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27486
>>27484
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27487
27489
>>27466
What kind of ret...
>>27468
DAMN IT INFERNIUS WE DON'T WANT A SATAN WORSHIPING CLERIC
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27488
27490 27491
>>27485
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27489
27490 27492
>>27487
this is your fault.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27490
27493 27495
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm_RK2EdV0
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27491
27494
>>27488
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27492
27494
NOU.jpg
>>27489

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27493
>>27490
"Do jews name all their children "Satan"? No!"
fukking kek
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27494
27496
f9f.png
>>27491
Yeah I figured
>>27492
Wrong image
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27495
27496 27497
>>27490
i can link the post that made him snap.
>>26971
>>26972

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27496
>>27495
>>27494
so i reiterate THIS IS ON YOU.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27497
27498 27502
>>27495
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27498
27500 27502
>>27497
you shoved a repressed thought out into the open.that was just enough to push him over.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27499
*polishes eggs*
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27500
27501 27503
jao0f7re_1bhqpo6_1961nfn.png
>>27498
Damn it, even Trump is calling you out for becoming a Jew
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27501
27508
>>27500
Kek
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27502
27504 27505 27506
>>27497
No, its cuz Thez is a pimp
>>27498
I can't find the Twilight Scepter pic, but let's see where this goes
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27503
>>27500
top quality m8.
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27504
27508 27509
29da0704cb43d34d81eaf99413bf4096.png
>>27502
Can I make one for Torc?
In the mean time, pic related
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27505
27507 27508
let's keep going.jpg
>>27502

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27506
27507 27508
5qmRkYy.jpg
>>27502

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27507
27514
>>27505
>>27506
well this is awkward.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27508
>>27504
No, you may not make Twilight Scepter
>>27501
How many magical items is Tracy working on right now?
>>27505
>>27506
Yeah that one
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27509
27510 27614
>>27504
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27510
27512
>>27509
"ben where did the rats go?"
detect lies.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27511
27614
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag

Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27512
27513
>>27510
"IDFK" true
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27513
27515
>>27512
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27514
>>27507
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27515
27516
>>27513
If present, Ponimaru has yet to reveal himself.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27516
27517 27518
>>27515
"Damn it i know your here come out before i get mad."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27517
>>27516
He doesn't come when I call him; why would he come now?

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27518
27519 27521
>>27516
A grey-form attempts to streak past.
You have an attack of opportunity.
AYxkj
?
No.27519
27522
[1d20+14 = 32]
>>27518
grapple
XFF+1
?
No.27520
[1d20 = 8]

XFF+1
?
No.27521
27523 27617
[1d20 = 1]
>>27518
You succeed in catching Ponimaru, attempting to flee. Actions?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27522
27523
>>27519
Reminder, you took off the sleeves, and the belt, and whatever else.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27523
27524 27525
>>27521
i get up and walk out the door.
"ill bring him back alive dont worry."
>>27522
right. that's only plus 5 then
hes still got the ring on.
XFF+1
?
No.27524
27526
[3d20 = 35]
>>27523
P> Flurry of blows
XFF+1
?
No.27525
[3d10+6 = 15]
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27526
27527 27528
>>27524
those all miss my ac is 17.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27527
27529
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27528
27531
>>27526
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27529
27533
>>27527
I forgot to add the bonus for the belt, but yeah this
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27530
27533
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables

*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
AYxkj
?
No.27531
27532 27533 27536
[1d20 = 14]
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27532
>>27531
+4 so 18
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27533
27534
>>27529
>bonus for the belt
RIP, Infernius.
>tried to grapple a fleeing hoers
>got kicked brutally
Don't mess with hoers.
>>27530
"~Hmmm.. Well, kind of.."
>>27531
Staph. Bullying Ponimaru is Tracy's thing.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27534
27535
>>27533
>succesful grapple,thot
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27535
27537
someday.png
>>27534
You're going to die in your sleep, Jude.
XFF+1
?
No.27536
27538
[1d20 = 15]
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27537
27542
>>27535
ill skin you alive starting with your stomach.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27538
27539 27540
>>27536
+4
XFF+1
?
No.27539
27541
[1d20 = 17]
>>27538
Intimidation fails
P> Break grapple
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27540
27541
>>27538
Roll opposed grapple check
AYxkj
?
No.27541
27543
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>27539
>>27540

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27542
27544 27547
>>27537
Don't touch her (non-sexual) boy toy.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27543
27545
>>27541
Success, he doesn't break free. Action?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27544
>>27542
already am
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27545
27546 27548
>>27543
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Enthrall
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27546
27548
>>27545
Can Clerics spontaneously cast even while grappling?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27547
27550
>>27542
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27548
27549
>>27545
>>27546
lol no
AYxkj
?
No.27549
27550 27551 27552
[1d20 = 12]
>>27548
okay i snap his neck then.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27550
>>27547
She just likes to pick on him for fun. Consider it part of his edge training.
>>27549
I'm going to kill you.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27551
27556
>>27549
Leave Ben's pet alone!
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27552
27554
>>27549
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27553
27554
By the way, next time I say LOL no, consider your action wasted.
AYxkj
?
No.27554
27556
[1d20 = 19]
>>27552
>>27553
ok i throw him hed first into the wall.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27556
27559
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>27551
>>27554

Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27557
27569
"sorry kiddo you should have listened."
XFF+1
?
No.27558
[1d20 = 1]

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27559
27563
1436085__safe_artist-colon-pony quarantine_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_adolf hitler_blonde_blondi_cutie mark_duo_earth pony_female_grimdark in the comment.jpeg
>>27556
>inb4, Hitler strikes him with a bolt of Blitzkrieg, and confiscates his clerical powers