Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
>>27364
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
is gm kill?
>>27368
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
>>27369
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
>>27370
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
>>27372
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
>>27374
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
>>27384
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
>>27385
Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
>>27387
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
>>27393
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
>>27398
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.
>>27403
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
>>27405
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
So here's the situation with Darkie. He doesn't seem to (cuz he doesn't) respond at all to negative reinforcement. It's almost as though he's been ripped apart piece by piece before, and is thoroughly unimpressed. Murder/torture/brutality is how Drow operate, particularly by females toward males. Even the most useful and diligent male is a second-class citizen, and Darkie is arrogant and insubordinate.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
>>27420
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
K, so Tracy is in the stables, Infernius is talking to Ben, Taylor is,... last I checked was still in Sparentinar, Torcuil is, going to try and get a concrete club made,.... Where's Trump?
>>27433
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
"Detect lies, zone of truth, those won't help you get the information out of him, it will only prevent him from telling lies. He can simply refuse to answer unless some form of compulsion is used on him, or someone can think of an incentive that he would actually go for."
>>27439
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
>>27447
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
>>27457
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily
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>>27463
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."
>>27477
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).
>>27482
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)
>>27483
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.
>>27484
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.
>>27485
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm_RK2EdV0
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame
>>27488
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.
>>27495
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores
*polishes eggs*
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>>27504
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
>>27512
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
>>27507
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
[3d10+6 = 15]
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
>>27526
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
[1d20 = 14]
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
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[1d20 = 15]
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27542
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
>>27549
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
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