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"... I'll take that as a no..
Can you cast yet?"
".... I thought it'd work."
*projectile vomiting resumes*
*eyes ears and nose resume bleeding*
*blood starts flowing through pores*
*tongue bitten off*
*horn falls off*
*contemplates stealing horn, but restrains herself*
"Well, that's the best that my medical proffession can offer.. Good luck, Infernius."
*takes bull tongue because reasons*
Is GM still here?
Continues dying now with explosive diarrhea.
Reeeeeee! Don't get shit on the Elway shrine!
*makes Shatter scroll*
*studies gauntlet diagrams*
*pours blood over mace*
*grinds for feats on holodeck*
I'll ask again, why did Thez ask about scroll-crafting earlier?
I'll tell you why the entertron won't fix it. It's because it is psychosomatic
>>30966>Infernius is infected with a parasite
I think I know what it is
It can't be a physical parasite though, because Tracy already immolated his body. Detect Evil may reveal impure beings/spells within the body.
Maybe try, Break Enchantment?
Torc runs from this biological weapon while his faggot laughs his ass off>>31006
10 shekels says it has something to do with him becoming a jew
"te-tell Thez i-i love her."
Well... Does the Entertron fail to resurrect all
parasitic lifeforms inside of a host when the host's material is entered but the parasite's is not? If this is the case, then when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child, but did not resurrect it. So Tracy's child would be dead and Tracy no longer pregnant.>>31007
That or cheating on Thez>>31009
Trumpaladin approaches Inferius
That's not a bad idea. That is a Paladin spell
"i- i cant feel my body."
"yeah I think my girlfriend did something really drastic to it"
"trump my friend i need to tell you something."
Moves closer to hear Infernius
"What is that, Infernius?"
"tell thez i love her, please trump."
"I will Infernius, I will. She knows though..."
>>31011>when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's childThis has been bothering me for a while, desu.. That time was the only time she ever died.. (I've acyually been extra cautious with her for that reason)For that matter, would Blasphemy have even killed her, since she's ebil? I actually figured that Thez just one-shotted with a melee attack in the moment, while the utter foulness of "that phrase" had her stunned, although GM never specified that. Either way, she was out cold>>31016>'It matters what the faggot who controls this game throws at us'
*dodges virtual wrecking ball*
"Infernius... I don't think I've ever apologized to you for what I've done. I'm sorry.
I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I'm not the kind of guy to steal someone else's waifu, because I am. But I value our relationship far more than that. I value our friendship more than that. I value you. And I would not intentionally do anything to hurt you.">>31021
*Pets proximate pony*
>>31007>with him becoming a jew
If it were that, wouldn't he have lost all his class abilities because of it too?
We don't have anyone who can cast Atonement, so he's fugged if that's the case.
"i forgive you, trump im s-so cold."
"What... what can I do to help?"
*reappears, holding torch*
"do we have a fireplace?"
"We should, either in the library or the forge. I kept trying to get Tracy to stop wasting her time on those eggs and just put them in front of a fireplace, but she didn't listen"
"c-could you help me there?"
"You'll die immediately if you leave the Entertron.">>31030
"They needed a mother's care, not just heat."
"i feel like my blood is freezing."
"Just a minute">>31032
"Why would he die if he left the entertron?"
"They were eggs. You can literally leave them in an incubator"
*holds torch closer*>>31034
"He's been bleeding from every orifice for hours now. The only reason he hasn't shriveled up is because of the healing affect."
"tracy light me on fire."
"Don't light him on fire"
"He should have a regenerating ring though. Does he have a regenerating ring?"
I think he gave that back to Thez.
"That was his engagement ring wasn't it? He needs that back"
"only thing me have with me right now."
"Then... I guess it's safe to take you out, and take you to the library"
"Damnit Infernius, you ain't dying today."
What can Torc do in the way of detection spells?
*makes True Strike Scroll*
Were we going to run the campaign today/tonight? Or should I make other plans?
Are you trying to make a shatter spike? You know I have something that is vastly better, right?
I am not sure
I need to think for once in my pathetic life
What am I looking for?
Trumpaladin, who is technically speaking a healer, uses "Remove Disease" on Infernius>>31049
No one knows
Did you ever take the Improved Sunder feat? Without the feat, it only functions as a +1 longsword, the feat is also a requirement for Blackguard.
As a Chaotic Cleric, his body radiates the aura normally.
Trumpaladin, try, detect Evil.
GM explicitly stated Suiboto is a hell of a lot better than a shatterspike. In fact, he replied to one of your "Tracy crafts a shatter spike" with "or, you could just use the much better one Trump never uses">>31054
Detect Alignment on Infernius, using Vanderiem's power so Trump doesn't expend a spell
I know that, but do you have the feat?>Detect Alignment
Your character wouldn't think of that. Just start with Detect Evil.
i gotta go for a couple hours.
My character is saving his detect evil spells for something else...
No, I do not believe I have the feat
>>31054>thows self off cliff
Can a chracter us a spell of a higher level, but then has to deal with penalties and shit for a while?
Also, what level clerical spels can Infernius use?
You can cast Detect Evil unlimitedly.
Also, you should take the feat. Even if the sword worked without the feat, you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it, meaning you could get your head cut off when you tried to sunder an enemy's weapon.
Idk. But might just be best to wait until Infernius/GM gets back.
Infernius can cast up to 8th level Clerical spells.
>>31061>Unlimited detect evil
*casts detect evil, even though it will just reveal an evil presence... aaaannnnnnnnnnd it's Tracy>>31061>you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it
We'll let GM expalin how Suiboto works
I was gonna wait, I'm just making a plan
You could always prepare spells or scribe scrolls.
I g2g for a while.
okay, last question before I lay out my plan.
Is the parasite affecting Infernius's body or consiousness?
We don't even know if there is a parasite
We don't know. We do know that he is suffering physical efects, but those could be psychosomatic. We don't know if he has a parasite, and we don't know what it is infecting. Everything that could heal the body doesn't seem to work, so my guess is that if there is a parasite, it is either one that affects consciousness, or it is one that is not affected by healing - the only way that could happen is if Infernius is pregnant
He is suffering severe physical effects sort of similar to deadly influenza, but "remove disease" and the Entertron do nothing, suggesting he is not actually suffering from disease even though he clearly has the symptoms of it
Well, I have an idea. It's either going to kill Torc or fix this mess.
I want run it by gm alone though.
Ray of Enfeeblement
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Globe of Invulnerability
It is unknown how many charges the staff has, or how quickly they regenerate. Don't break it.
The Bracers are more ornamental than one's average 'functionally magic' bracers (they WERE made for Thez). They have very clear symbols and icons of contemporary shields, as well as a glass(steel) lens that duplicates the proportions of the shield its self on both pieces.
When in use, the shield is just out of arm's reach, though if it is lowered to the ground, it can be stood on as a stationary 'plate' (or crouched on and used for a sled if you find yourself going down a snow-covered hill).>freezing
Oh is it freezing? You poor baby,... where I live its below freezing for the next 2-3 months. Xp>>30966
She hasn't said, she was just making sure you could.>>31011
When THEZ was casually killing the party? I,... oh you were just incapacitated.>>31046
I gotta work till 10:30p tonight>>31060
No higher level spells, except scrolls (and u have to make a spellcraft check).>>31062
I have to remind you,... the creation of scrolls is a magical item crafting. Meaning, you can't be scribing scrolls at the same time you're working on your singular item,....>>31071
Looking at the wiki it's looking like Trollestia probably can't do what I really want her to do...
You do remember when Thez was casually killing the party with the Starlight Glimmer thing right? I was pissing her off by asking some question so she killed Infernius and Tracy and Me. I think this was very shortly after the Kefka battle, but I am not sure>>31074
>>31072>scrolls count as magick items
Okay, forget about that then.
Did Tracy bring back anything interesting from the bazaar?
Fine, prepare your fucking rule books.
But first I do need to know how that thing is affecting Infernius: mind or body?
And how do you plan to determine that?
He just said they were only incapacitated.
And it was before the Kefka battle.
Did Trumpaladin's Detect Ebil pick up any malign auras from Infernius's body?
GM is not going to metagame in the way you want him to. You're going to have to do trial and error just like all of the rest of us
Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head.>>31084
Babies aren't parasites, unless their parents are parasites. Xp
>>31088>Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
Oh Shit!>babies aren't parasites
In the mammalian life cycle, the earliest stages are spent sucking blood and nutrients from a host with which it remains in prolonged contact, despite being a seperate organism. This meets the biological definition of a parasite
How many evil signatures?
Only if you're engaging the most detached and dismissive definition of parasite possible. In the same sense, an apple on an apple tree is a parasite. Xp>>31092
Just one, tiny but strong.>>31091>psionic
>>31088>Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head>>31092
*returns with giant sledge hammer*
"Do you want to try a Smite Ebil attack, Flashy?">>31090
Offspring of placental mammals are not considered to be parasites.
An apple on a tree is not a separate organism. It is a growth of the apple tree>>31094
Kek, we could try that. It should kill the infection
It meets the CDC's definition
*infernuises body animates and flees the tower*
"Infernius! Come Back! We are trying to help you!"
Trumpaladin yells, while wielding Vanderiem>>31098
"We just need to smite the evil inside of it, Tracy">>31099
I mean it's worth a try
[3d20 = 35]>>31097>implying you could outrun Tracy
*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
"Track Him down! Grapple Him! Chain Him!"
I think he has a head start on us, so we'll need to catch him first
"We're coming to save you!"
Yes>babies = parasites
Thez <whoooofs> to the outside of the tower, in case he runs that way.
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
Damn, that's a good point. Just Grapple him and chain him though. No need to slash sinews
*extends chain and attempts to entangle bull*
[1d20 = 17]
*grapples Infernius, jumping off Tracy if necessary*
I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
"Yee Haw! Roping a bull from horse back! Now THIS is a rodeo!"
>>31118>lots of places to hide
Tracy casts Detect Good to sense his Clerical Aura.
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
Follows him at full speed.
Trump's faggot, get ready to respond.
Readies grapple with rope
Detect evil on Jew brain parasite
You remembered! You did remember right? The party has a Rope of Entangling>>31126
Detecting the parasite takes a full 3 rounds due to the size and nature. Be aware.
>>31128>The party has a Rope of Entangling
I have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there>Three rounds
How long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
"TRACY! Follow the sound!"
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaldin does a Listen check on the Jew voice
When did we get a rope of entangling? Was that in one of the sessions I was driving?
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
[2d20 = 31]
*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*>>31137
Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.>>31139
She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"
Trumpaladin is grabbing the rope from Tracy's bag, so I guess he does use it.
Spins rope like lasso, readying a lasso attack on Infernius
Reeee! You'll fuck up muh stealth.
Have her guard the dais.
*phases through walls towards bull's aura/scent/sound, in stealth*
[1d20 = 10]>>31141
Fae flies in, Thez taking position slightly inside the entrance and flexes her auras, full spot check.
[subtle impatient nightmare noises]
Ain't nothing stealthy about a 2000 pound horse with heavy breathes charging through a strip mall. Ethereal Jaunt would take too many rounds. Just go around in a single round, or Break through the walls, since you weight a literal ton
This guy was bleeding from every orifice when he ran off. Should he leave a trail of blood, or at least the scent of his blood?
*sniffs ground for blood*>>31147>heavy breathes>rogue
A cauchemar's smoke comes from snorting>>31144>"Good Job Fae, keep it up! Smell for him as well"
>>31149>comes from snorting>>31150
This is why I told you to have Fae guard the freaking dais!
[1d20 = 18]>>31148>>31150
"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY TRACY!"
That's what the wiki says
What is a dais?
>you don't have to particpate in this clusterfuck if GM doesnt acknowlegde your posts
He could with the dais.>>31153
*follows bull wherever he is, if he's still there*>>31154
Yeah, but she doesn't have to snort every turn.
The dais is the teleporter. That's why I said to send Fae there.
Trumpaladin and Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is, why there is one in the tower, where there is a dais in the tower, or how he could teleport using the thing he's never heard of before 20 minutes ago
A dais is a low platform for a lectern, seat of honor, or a throne
Also, for the 6 gorillionth time, did TYracy manage to find anything interesting at the bazaar or not?>>31158
Well, I'm saying that limited character knowledge meant protecting the Greek-named teleporter was impossible for Trumpaladin
i gotta go again ill be back later.
Yeah I saw google. That doesn't explain why it's in the middle section, why it teleports or anything. >>31160
Eh, I missed it, and Trumpaldin wouldn't know that either
Uh, wasn't the dais what Torc investigated when we first started?
Maybe? My character didn't investigate and I didn't read all of you posts
In any event, pic related
[frustrated nightmare noises]
"I swear, ext time I see that emo bovine, I'm going to grind him into hamburger!"
Tracy then paces about all the abandoned shoips and whatnot, Searching for abandoned items and anything else interesting. She uses her Detect Magick wand to identify any plausible magick items of facilities.>>31164
I think it was.
*pets horsey to calm her*
Trumpaladin also looks at the shops, which he intends to open to the public in a commercial venture
>>31158>Trumpaladin's faggot have no idea what a dias is
I did though... I suspected you didn't, so that why I spoke up...
When will the baker make more bread?
Tracy examines the shops as well, searching for anything of value that may have been left behind.
Also, did she find anything at the flea market? because the question has been driving me insane since yesterday afternoon.
Huh. Perhaps we'll do better and make more efficient use of NPCs next time>>31170
If GM does not Return, Trumpaladin directs Tracy into a more secluded location
Sorry, my browser keeps freezing.>>31146
What does this mean?>>31138
Okay, I missed this one legit>>31157>>31158
The dais is at the top, but Thez has that covered. If he teleported, he may still be somewhere in the tower.>>31160
[3d20 = 34]>>31173>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Casts detect evil. If it takes three rounds then it takes three rounds
Desu, you'll have to wait until Infernius' faggot returns, I'm giving him creative discretion on this. Depending on what he had in mind by teleport, its possible he's not
in the tower.
But he can't teleport. He can cast "Astral Gate," but he can't teleport
Okay then, can Tracy ransack the shops and facilities as she looks for him?
Husbando is on your back, so she'll have to share. But yes, ransack shops
Infernius couldn't, that's true
Did you ever make a bag? Where have you been carrying your stuff.
Its all machines and devices, mostly offering haxx for item creation. That one over there looks like a scroll printing press.
Robe of a Billion Pockets>>31184
Wait. Can I staff these with resurrected pirates, then trade magical items to Sparintenar?
Its fine, just have trollestia get Torc tere plz
How long does True Strike last>>31185
They're normal-sized pockets though, aren't they?>>31185>trade magical items
You need spellcasters to make those.
Yeah, IDK about pirates, but they can be staffed, sure.
*Tracy gets increasingly frustrated*