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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
999 replies and 135 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30573
>>30572
You mean the >rape? We're past that. The clients really liked your performance.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30574
30575
>>30572
K. So to reiterate: "Yes well, it is good that you're here. We've been in communication with the Grand Court, and they are most interested in your appearance and performance. News of your performance in Sparintenar made quite a stir it seems!"
Tay
IaGri
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No.30575
30576
>>30574
I recently formed a girl group with my friend thez shes really good, i would like you to sign her to.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30576
30577
>>30575
"Be careful of that one, she attempted to pass fraudulent documents through Mr. Trump. The board of executives has black-balled any billing or hiring of her."
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30577
30578
>>30576
That just will not do, let me speak to these executives for my friend.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30578
30580
>>30577
"If you would like to a meeting can be arranged, but it won't be any time soon. These are very busy people, you must understand.
The contract (he indicates his stack of books) is specifically geared toward you being the sole talent present on stage, and there hasn't been any allowances made for additional staff."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30579
30581
Do I need to roll a die to start training these birds during the rearing? I want to at least be able to at least teach them "Come", "Heel" and "Down" before they get big enough to cause any serious damage.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30580
30582
>>30578
I understand and i would like to schedule a meeting herr sigmund. How was the income for the concert?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30581
30583 30588
>>30579
KEK! That's hilarious!
"I'll pass that along. The concert? You mean the one for the Grand Court? The payout for the artist is 10k gold."
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30582
30583
Sorry, 2nd half is for >>30580

Tay
IaGri
?
No.30583
30584
>>30582
>>30581
No i was asking if it brought spartinator a good sum of gold.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30584
30585
>>30583
Now I'm confused. Are you referring to the proposed performance or previous?
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30585
30586
>>30584
The previous one.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30586
30587
>>30585
How could there be? They were entirely spontaneous, its not like tickets were sold. There WILL be profits for Sparintenar, but that will depend on her performances going forward.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30587
>>30586
Good i would like to boost there economy.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30588
30589
>>30474
>tfw birds have only 2 Int
The writers of these books greatly underestimate the intelligence of animals..
>>30581
>hilarious
???
I'm taking this from a wiki. I wanted to know when to roll, because some of these checks take several weeks.

Am I just reading into it too much?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30589
30590
>>30588
>Animal INT
IKR? I'm not going by the "book" on animal OR monster INT, that's absurd, across the board for all general animals,... yeah.
>>30588
Well, its not exactly an opposed check, so it can just be assumed to have happened. The first impression of one was Tracy, and the other was of Trump's face, so they're all-but imprinted at this point, barring significant trauma.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30590
30591
>>30589
>imprinted
I practiced falconry for 6 years, and idk what you're talking about..
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30591
30595
>>30590
Well I know jack shit about baby birds, so nevermind.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30592
30594
Hey thez can i talk to you?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30593
30597 30600
Oh, and to address the question about animal behavior references.

I'll start with inbred hamsters. When a hamster is properly sired and bred they develop into cohesive and social groups with the other hamsters they live around. This is observable in both wild and domestic hamsters. They share resources and responsibilities.

When hamsters are inbred, they increasingly begin hoarding and stealing everything available to them, be it resources, or in case of domestic, all the toys. In times of scarcity, they will - as a group (the whole inbred family) - will literally cannibalize other hamsters.

This is why pet farms are such a problem, but that's a rant for another day. The implications I was making by that reference is to beg the question: "If that's how hamsters act when they're inbred, how do people act?" refugees, for example
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30594
30596
>>30592
"... yeah."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30595
f50IZJS.png
>>30591
Did you mean bonding of some kind? They're usually blind for the first several hours, minus the ability to tell light from dark.
If you meant familiarity, birds are usually comfortable around the individual they spend the most time with, although the biggest factor is the person who knows how to handle them properly. Most birds are quite intelligent, and can recognize human faces easily; they're capable of recalling how an individual has treated them in the past, and they even hold grudges sometimes. Each bird is unique and needs to be handled in respect to its personality (which is subtle as fuck, but exists nonetheless), so trainers who spend a lot of time with their birds by default know how that bird needs to be treated.
What they remember early on though is what sounds and patterns they associate with food, which is why you have to begin handling them all day on the first day to make sure their rewards and motor system is intact. If you expose them to loud noises or rhythmic music in the first couple days, it royally messes them up because they can't even eat/fly properly.

pic unrelated
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30596
30599
>>30594
I- i am going to negotiate to the council on your behalf.I told sigmund we had recently formed a girl group in case he asks about it.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30597
>>30593
>pet farms
Oh, don't even get me started on those..
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30599
30601
>>30596
T> "Don't worry about it, its fine. I'm glad you made a good impression, there will be other opportunities."

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30600
>>30593
Ah, I see.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30601
30603
>>30599
No i will not let this injustice go.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30602
30603
*Tracy mouth-feeds her birds, for the 6 gorillionth time*
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30603
30604 30605 30606 30609
>>30601
T> "Really, its okay. So I don't perform this once, big deal. I'm out of practice anyway, and I have to completely reassess my performance capabilities (this is true, her skill point modifiers are all fucked off now). Its actually better this way."
>>30602
See this is what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you got this. Still, they're going to be running around and destroying shit before they're fully trained, don't doubt.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30604
30606 30613
>>30603
so thez didnt react to any of these?
>>30547
>>30540
>>30533
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30605
30613
>>30603
Your not mad at me a-are you?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30606
30607 30613
>>30603
I mostly just want to keep them from killing each other. It sucks when the eaglets do that...
How big is the central yard in the tower?

I keep meaning to have Tracy remind Slovenia to have the Stables renovated, but it always evades me..
>>30604
She knew Infernius could just spontaneously heal himself, and that he was just being a drama queen.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30607
30608
>>30606
he cant heal himself if hes seizing.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30608
30610
>>30607
What's his Concentration rank?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30609
30611
>>30603
>they're going to be running around
Where can Tracy let them run around?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30610
>>30608
5.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30611
30612
>>30609
we should make an aviary.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30612
>>30611
It'd have to be a bigger than the tower though.. These creatures range from Gargantuan to Colossal.
I though about a large perch though, for Huge flying creatures. I still want to build that castle in the mountains one day too.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30613
30614 30615
>>30604
I'm sorry, I thought you were shit-posting. 8O Of course she would have reacted. We can assume the Thez and Taylor dialogue occurred slightly earlier when Sigmund first showed up.
>>30605
"No, I was occupied with something else that day, its nothing to worry about."
>>30606
Friggin' huge. There's a holodeck also. You guys have completely ignored the middle section. I know I was vague about omitting details, but you've only explored half the thing. The forge area is in the relative basement, on the opposite end of the Tower. Also, the birds will be able to perch on the Tower when they get to size.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
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No.30614
30616 30617 30619
>>30613
A holodeck?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30615
30616 30619
>>30613
Oh. Can I get a map?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30616
30619
>>30615
>>30614
these.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30617
30619
>>30614
>holodeck
This.
Can we grind experience in there?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
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No.30618
30624
>>30516
Just stop doing passive aggressive bullshit intentionally to piss me off. That's much worse for the continuation of the game than anything as petty as post deletion.

>he would have been stabbed precisely 17 times by now, 4 under conditions tang would have been life threatening
Oh yeah well I have had to do charting myself to keep him from doing full round attacks on her until she is dead. And when the hell were these 17 times? I don't understand your character well enough to avoid these
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30619
30621
building.png
>>30614
Yep.
>>30615
>>30616
Sure
>>30617
No, but combat skills and feats yes.
The black lines indicate stuff. One of those is the vault, and one is the infirmary. The whole structure is connected by a long spiral staircase that whisks the person to their desired spot.

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30620
Oh, the forge is the one at the bottom
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30621
30622
>>30619
>combat skills and feats
.. I can characters gain feats through training?
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30622
30623 30627
>>30621
Well, some feats require "training" to gain. For example, two-weapon fighting is one I was going to require a competent teacher for, since the character would otherwise have to roll around using 2 weapons for a while, incurring penalties and such. With the holodeck characters can grind feats in their off hours. I am of the mind that some feats - particularly cobat feats - should be grind-able.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30623
30624 30626
>>30622
Do trained feats still take-up spots for bonus feat selection?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
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No.30624
30625
>>30623
See >>30618 because I know you are not done
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30625
>>30624
I'll do that when I find a ride home.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30626
30628
Torcuil could practice "Shot on the Run", rather than stew in his cave Xp
Tracy could practice Skill Focus: Edge
Not sure what sort of combat technique Trump would practice, but he could.
But, this also leaves players open to being fucked with by other players. Only the rooms prevent that.
>>30623
No, they don't. ^_~
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30627
30629
>>30622
so what happend when infernuis got sick?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30628
30631 30633
700291__source needed_useless source url_questionable_artist-colon-aryanne_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_ahegao_blushing_close-dash-up_drool_face_female_.jpg
>>30626
>they don't

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30629
30630
>>30627
One of the guys from Sparintenar runs forward and starts patting Infernius on the chest.
"Sir! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30630
30631
>>30629
jej seriously?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30631
30632 30633
>>30628
But you can assume to not have time to work on magic items though. Xp
>>30630
I couldn't help it. Since I'm not sure exactly what you have in mind, Thez would first determine whether or not he was injured or whatever, and if unresponsive she would <whooooof> to the entertron.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30632
30634 30635
>>30631
hes screaming about his head and seizing. even after hes in the entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30633
30636 30638
>>30628
Can it virtually-generate enemies for Tracy to grind Improved Death Attack and Stealth-related Feats?
For that matter, could
>>30631
With the right Feats, you don't need magick items. Less expensive too.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30634
30637
>>30632
"my brain on fire!"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30635
30637
>>30632
"How is that possible?" How IS that possible?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30636
30638
>>30633
It makes sense to me
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30637
30640
>>30634
>>30635
*infernuises eyes roll back in his head*
"thez it hurts it hurts."
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30638
30639 30641 30647
I do want to craft that duct tape though..
>>30633
"Hey, Infernius, can you cast a Spell on this Glue?
>>30636
One more question. Can it simulate Motion? If a couple players wanted to simulate hunting Devourers at high speed with the Ghost-Mobile, would that be possible?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30639
>>30638
He's having seizures at the moment
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30640
30643
>>30637
Uhm,... unless Infernius is hungry, the Entertron is supposed to fix anything. I'm,... Thez is,... completely unsure how to respond to this situation.
MEYbI
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No.30641
30642 30646 30650
>>30638
Devourers are weak enough you don't need a ghostmobile to do it
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30642
30644 30645 30650
>>30641
Oh, with the exception of Soros, I haven't even started messing with monster advancement. Almost every monster can easily be ranked up in size/HD/ability
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30643
>>30640
check your messages on rabb.it,i told you why this is happening.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30644
30650
>>30642
Which reminds me, how can I advance Fae?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30645
30646
>>30642
>The devourers are bigger
But that's only an issue if you're a bitch
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30646
30647 30648
>>30641
>>30645
im not fighting devourers without the ghost mobile they can trap your soul my man.
MEYbI
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No.30647
30654
>>30646
>>30638
What's the point of fighting devourers anyways? They live on the extra-planar realm so they are not a harm to anyone, at least no one who isn't evil, and they leave behind no treasure.

You're better off looking for creatures on this plane to fight
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30648
30649
>>30646
I got your message, and I'm even more at a loss.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30649
>>30648
check now.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30650
30652
>>30641
>Devourers are weak
Stronger than a young adult black dragon; they can suck out your spirit essence too, killing your character permanently. They're the creepiest pasta, basically made to punish players for using Ethereal haxx for too long. Besides, the ghost mobile is supposed to be for long-distance, convenient travel.
>>30642
This
Not to mention Templates. Just imagine a Vampiric, Paragon Red Dragon attacking suddenly.
>>30644
I too would like to know this, for Tracy's birds and Tracy.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30651
30653 30655 30656
This has got to be the strangest request I've ever gotten
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30652
30654
>>30650
I'm still going to have to file devourers under the "why" category
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30653
30655
>>30651
Kek, I thought I was bad
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30654
30657 30658
>>30647
The Ghost Mobile could be used for ebin, strategic Blitzkrieg haxx, if mastered properly.
>>30647
>they are not a harm to anyone
They're a threat to anyone anywhere. They shift between Ethereal, Astral and Material planes at will, not unlike Nightmares.
>>30652
You said you wanted to fight undead, right?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30655
>>30651
>>30653
its pretty original though.

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30656
>>30651
What?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30657
30658 30660
>>30654
you had me at blitzkrieg.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30658
30661
>>30654
>>30657
I want no part of it
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30659
Alright, so Infernius is freaking the fuck out cuz reasons, and Thez is freaking the fuck out cuz he's freaking the fuck out inside the "Make u all better" box.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30660
30662
helios_and_his_chariot_of_fire_by_jezebelwitch.jpg
>>30657
I've been reading about Nightmare and Fiend tactics a lot. They make for ebin shock attacks, carrying their allies straight through ramparts and castle walls, I want to fully exploit that, with a chariot of equal match.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30661
30665
>>30658
You'll want it when we're fighting gods/titans/etc.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30662
30666
>>30660
im gonna make a keen undead bane lance.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30663
30664
*infernuis stops vomiting*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30664
>>30663
*starts
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30665
30666 30667
>>30661
I don't think we are likely to get that far.

We have enough things we need to worry about now
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30666
30670
>>30662
Better also learn to rebuke them, so we can just run them over.
I want to crack them open and see what's inside.
>>30665
Dream big, Anon.
Expect the best; prepare for the worst.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30667
30668 30669 30670
>>30665
i intend to play until we are level 40.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30668
>>30667
atleast.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30669
30672
1200px-Aasgaardreien_peter_nicolai_arbo_mindre.jpg
>>30667
>until
I want to acquire forbidden magick to make the characters into immortal demigods and take over the world, then lead an endless cavalry across the planes, growing stronger with every victory, and consuming every world in their path.
We Wild Hunt Nao.

Dream big.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30670
30671 30673
>>30666
>>30667
Let's save it until we all like each other. In the mean time, no chariot

>what inside
Nothing of value. If you want treasure and valuable corpses, hunt dragons
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30671
>>30670
i like everyone.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30672
30681
>>30669
i endorse this so hard.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30673
30674 30675 30676
>>30670
Devourers may carry the spirit essence of their victims for a long time. By destroying the Devourer you free the soul inside.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30674
30676
>>30673
we 100% need to save whoever we can.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30675
30677 30681
>>30673
That's not valuable
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30676
>>30673
>>30674
I definitely do not want to do this
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30677
30678
>>30675
>(((good character)))
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30678
30680 30734
>>30677
Fuck off Jew cow
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30680
30682
>>30678
it is ethically wrong to leave them there.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30681
30682 30683 30687
61ba20dd093bd6b33cfc61182f6c6ba8-d1npj7w.jpg
>>30672
IKR!
>>30675
Isn't it the heroic thing to do to repose the trapped souls instead of letting them get slowly eaten away by some undead abomination? Also, if we exterminate enough of them, we might be able to find out where they come from, and save the world from the undead forever.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30682
>>30680
As I have said before, no chariot until we actually like each other

>>30681
We have more important, more short term problems than looking for monsters to slay
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30683
30686
>>30681
this.

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30685
30686 30687
ec18f44c1eaa77f4c6f1f8ee8807dd94--creature-design-fantasy-creatures.jpg
>>30684
You said just this week that you wanted to go hunting red dragons because they're a threat to the world? Devourers are a threat to everyone. At least you can see red dragons when they're about to attack you, and they don't steal your freaking soul.
MEYbI
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No.30686
30687 30688
>>30685
Tell you what, work out whatever your character's issues and your personal problems are, and maybe the Game will work well enough that it will be possible to do these things
>>30683
same goes for you buddy
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30687
30691
>>30681
>>30685
Seriously, Devourers are creepy AF, they're like Akuma from D.Gray Man
>>30686
>Art of Deal intensifies
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30688
30689
>>30686
why?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30689
30690
>>30688
Because the character (and player) dynamic is fucked and it makes no sense to proceed on anything that requires cooperation until that is resolved

If I learned anything from hundreds of hours on Civ IV Rhyse and Fall, it's never go on a campaign of conquest while you're on the brink of civil war
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30690
30692
>>30689
civil war? there are no threats that we know of right now other than the drow.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30691
30692
>>30687
Ikr. Fuck liches and nightwalkers. Devourers are the creepiest past.

Also, the party needs to learn how to fight undead in extraplanar environments, if they ever want to go to the NEP and come back alive.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30692
30693 30694 30695
>>30690
Fix your character, then we'll talk

>>30691
We're never going to the NEP
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30693
30696
>>30692
What's wrong woith his character?
And why don't you want to (eventually) go fight the shadows in the NEP?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30694
30696 30697
>>30692
what are you even talking about? about me wanting to save the valuable souls?
>>30692
bullshit the voidstone can kill the terrasque we are going
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30695
>>30692
Seriously. Now you know why Lenos was so adamant with Infernius that one time.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30696
30698 30699
>>30693
We'll talk about "eventually" after you let me see your flowcharts

>>30694
The voidstone will kill you and the Tarrasque is dead
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30697
30700
>>30694
>wanting to save the valuable souls
This, desu.
Characters with Codes of Conduct are often required to do all they can to save innocents from evil, especially the undead who defy the logic of the gods. It'd make sense for Infernius's character to feel spiritually obligated to repose those souls who were trapped in that place worse than death, being a Cleric.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30698
30701
>>30696
>kill you and the Tarrasque is dead
?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30699
30701
>>30696
Didn't I tell you I threw the booklet away?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30700
30702
>>30697
this.
MEYbI
?
No.30701
30703
>>30699
Either tell me what Tracy wants and doesn't want (because I don't fucking know), or accept that Trumpaladin is the lover she deserves. And stop passive aggressively insulting me at random points without provocation

> required to do all they can to save innocents from evil
Even if that evil is a nominal waifu
>>30698
I don't understand what you don't understand

\r
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30702
30703
free shrugs.png
>>30700
That's why I prefer Blackguard, desu.
Fug dying for honor. Sue me.

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30703
30704 30705
>>30701
why would killng the terasque not be saving the innocent?
>>30702
thats the best part though.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30704
30705
>>30703
Well, not when your character is carrying a baby.. Otherwise, Deus Vult!
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30705
30707
>>30703
BECAUSE WE KILLED IT A MONTH AGO

And dying for honor makes it feel like you had a reason to be alive to begin with

>>30704
Damn it, that's a legit good excuse
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30706
I g2g to find a way to get home.. See y'all in a couple hours.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30707
30708
623367__safe_lord tirek_twilight's kingdom_bane_batman_dc comics_lord tirek's outstretched arms_meme_the dark knight rises.png
>>30705
Tracy brought it back!
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30708
30710 30711 30712
>>30707
Characters don't know that
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30710
30713
>>30708
of course they don't. But we do this isn't 1984 m8.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30711
>>30708
True, and the only NPCs who know are the ants. XD
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30712
30713
>>30708
and you didn't even say that in character.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30713
30715
>>30710
Ignorance is strength. Embrace it. Besides, attacking such a beast from multiple points is better than all inside a vehicle

>>30712
Why would I have said that in character???
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30714
30717
>BECAUSE WE KILLED IT A MONTH AGO
>Characters don't know that
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30715
30716 30717 30718
>>30713
we would use that cart on the terasque thats stupid.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30716
30723
>>30715
That would just leave all of us vulnerable to all of its attacks at once. THAT is stupid
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30717
30721
>>30715
>>30714
We're not going to allocate in game resources to fighting an enemy the characters have every reason to believe is gone
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30718
30719
>waiting for email response
>>30715
Next time we have to deal with it, make sure Torc has Reverse Gravity prepared, so he can cast it underneath the beast and make it flail helplessly in the air.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30719
30720 30726
>>30718
That.... Can that work?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30720
>>30719
yes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30721
30724
>>30717
Chariot is useful for a wide variety of things
>game resources
You mean wood/metal? Ben's jewelry shop is already a money haxx.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30723
30725 30728
>>30716
>etheral cart.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30724
30728
>>30721
I don't want a damn chariot until other things are settled

>>30722
I fucking know righ? I hate how Paladins are the strongest melee fighters, yet I'm still very weak comparatively because that ain't worth shit
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30725
30727
>>30723
You have to be in the material plane to do damage
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30726
>>30719
For Torcuil, that's a range of 260'. It allows for a saving throw if solid objects or towers with gravity fields are within grasp.
And yes, its a field effect so directed spell resistance is avoided
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30727
30730
>>30725
we could blink back to the material realm after we dodged the attack.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30728
30729
dd6362_6395296.jpg
>>30723
Idk about direct attacks, but it would certainly help Transport the characters around very quickly.
>>30724
>strongest melee
>what is fighter?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30729
30733
>>30728
Why the actual fuck are you arguing with me and trying to correct me here? I was agreeing with you about how the classes are imbalanced and trying to be nice, and then you respond with insulting sarcastic bullshit. Fuck you
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30730
30735 30736
>>30727
That's not how it works, we'd still be vulnerable, but I don't give a shit. I'm not continuing this stupid argument about a meta-gaming issue.

Any further post on this argument will be deleted
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30733
30738
>>30729
I'm not arguing. Fighter is just the strongest melee. Not good at very much else though.
Paladin's are great in their own way though. Their skills and spells are specialized for the purpose of helping/saving others, and they excel at slaying ebil creatures. Being immune to plague helps when you're trying to save the kingdom too.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30734
30738
>>30678
stop trying to start drama.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30735
30738
>>30730
The party's need for a spoopy mystery machine can be addressed on an as needed basis. I agree that there is no need, and all the crafting is building several trebuchets and training cannon teams. At best, spoopy car is a "next time" at best.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30736
30737 30738 30740
flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg
>>30730
>Any further post on this argument will be deleted
Oh, come on!
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30737
30738
>>30736
maybe this is 1984.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30738
30739 30740
>>30733
I still feel it's not balanced

>>30734
You called me a kike in your next post

>>30735
Well I meant specifically the argument about fighting the Tarrasque, but that is how I feel about the cart

>>30737
>>30736
I can only put up wit so much bullshit at a time, and I know from Glimmergate that this works while nothing else does
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30739
30741
e6cbf7_6395296.jpg
>>30738
>I still feel it's not balanced
Oh, absolutely. The writers of these books must've been partial to mages or something.
Idgaf though. Mudpony pride!
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30740
30741
>>30738
>>30736
you two talk this shit out, im tired of it.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30741
30742
>>30739
>Actual virgin to preserve powers
Kek
>>30740
This.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30742
30743 30744
>>30741
ill be playing vidya till your through.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30743
30746
>>30742
No. Keep shitposting (if you want). I have to leave.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30744
30745 30746
>>30742
>projectile vomiting
I don't think anyone's gonna bother him right now
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30745
30747
>>30744
*bleeds out eyes*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30746
30764
>>30744
This

>>30743
What precisely is it that attracts you to Blackguard?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30747
30748
>>30745
So is he actually dying? I mean how far are you going with this?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30748
30751
>>30747
it will go as far as it needs too

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30749
30750 30753
List of Player characters whose motives make sense to me:
Tay
Sad Alex

Everyone else, your characters confuse me
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30750
30752
>>30749
what confuses you about infernuis?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30751
30754
>>30748
Okkay, but no one knows wtf is going on or would have the knowledge to respond effectively.

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30752
>>30750
"Darth"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30753
30755
>>30475
>I pushed it
Logical fallacy time: I don't remember it, so it never happened.
>>30485
understandable
>>30749
This whole fucking game confuses me
Sue me if Torc isn't te most well thought out character
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30754
30755 30756
>>30751
*starts praying and asking for help.*
MEYbI
?
No.30755
>>30753
Fair enough.
At first you were spraying thot begone...

>>30754
*because seeing off the Sparintenar delegation wouldn't take all day*

"Need some football?"
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30756
30757
>>30754
Sees video in his mind of Hitler shouting about the importance of nationalism.

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30757
30758
>>30756
"i *pukes* dont under*pukes*stand!"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30758
>>30757
Football
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30759
30760
I said I'd work on it, gimme a break
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30760
30761 30762
>>30759
*shits self*
*crys*
"thez take me to shrine."
*pukes*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30761
30763
>>30760
"We have a shrine to John Elway"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30762
30765
>>30760
<whoooof>
Uhhhhm k. you're before the beaming likeness of John Elway.
>GM scrambles to think of something on the spot cuz reasons
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30763
>>30761
*unintelligible Minotaur noises*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30764
30768
black_knight_by_eronzki999-d2zwd6k.jpg
1372388939767.jpg
d58320a7def0ad11645c147c1f9897ba.jpg
cdd768e91eceb51ce8821c80b4f82eba.png
1eeb9d316781cf22de6ec43f117922ab.jpg
>still stuck here for a while
>>30746
Well, I like Black knights because they're so much like Paladins, only not bound by a preset creed. The Code of Conduct requires that Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest; fug that white-knight BS. A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause; in Tracy's case, that's for the good of her family. I love knights, but I'm not fond of being bound to a pre-determined creed. For those reasons, I find they make great anti-heroes, and anti-hero is the best character imo.
Also, they're edgy, summon fiends, usually wear badass horned armor, fight any way they want (including tricks, sneak attacks, and poison) and command undead instead of just turning them.
It's my favored class, a knight who fight for his own reasons, and doesn't immediately lose all his cool powers if he changes his mind. Fighter/Blackguard is best combo imo, although not as great as Fallen Pali.
>laptop losing charge
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30765
30766
>>30762
"wh-who are you?"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30766
30767 30772
>>30765
Infernius hears the word of Football, it reverberates from everywhere and even in his own mind.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30767
30769 30770
>>30766
"whats going on?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30768
30771
1578414__safe_artist-colon-greyscaleart_princess celestia_twilight sparkle_ask_caught_cookie_cookie jar_cute_eating_female_filly_filly twilight sparkle (2).png
>>30764
>Paladins always think of others before themselves, respect authority, and never fight for their own personal interest... A Blackguard fights for power, glory, and whatever personal/traditional reason it is that motivates them to their cause
Um....
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30769
>>30767
I'm working that out, quit being a faggot
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30770
1512340763774.png
>>30767

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
?
No.30771
captain20america20hydra.jpg
>>30768
Ikr
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30772
30773
>>30766
GM, considering I came into this shit blind, and still have no idea what I'm doing; how terrible am I doing?
Can Torc go shopping now?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30773
30774
>>30772
You're fine, Infernius' faggot just introduced a major story-element, causing an otherwise unseen shift in the matrix that I'm still working out the details of.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30774
30775
>>30773
You mean footbull?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30775
30776
>>30774
Its way more complicated than that
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30776
30780
>>30775
>not getting the pun
Go ahead, have the trips some one, I don't care
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30777
30778
>thez
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30778
30779
>>30777
"Oaf"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30779
>>30778
*whimpers in pain*