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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
999 replies and 131 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
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No.30109
30112
>>30107
>Not cute
You can leave then.
Go write your speeches for the Spartans.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30110
30112 30113 30117
>>30107
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30111
30112
>>30108
Staph! Go brainwash your own birds.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30112
30115 30117 30118
>>30110
"Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low"

>>30109
First off, those are made up on the spot. Second, I need GM

>>30111
These are my birds
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30113
30114 30118
>>30110
She'll stab him, I swear.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30114
>>30113
Link
>"Surely you know the lyrics"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30115
30116
>>30112
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30116
30119
>>30115
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30117
30120
>>30112
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30118
30120
>>30112
"Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeee
Tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>>30113
I'm suprised it hasn't happend before
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30119
30120 30121
>>30116
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.

*Feeds birds*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30120
30122
>>30118
>>30118
>>30117
>>30119
"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30121
>>30119
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit

>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30122
30124 30125 30127
>>30120
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30123
30126 30129
[angry farmboy noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30124
30125 30127
>>30122
"Any way the wind blows"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30125
30128
>>30122
>>30124
"We missed the second verse. We still need to sing it. Who's up for it?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30126
>>30123
*communicates that its fuggin hilarious in farm boy*
73ar+
?
No.30127
30129 30131 30133
[2d20 = 25]
>>30122
*Stabs with Merciful dagger*
"Get out, you idiots!"
>>30124
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30128
30130
>>30125
"me think we need to start over.*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30129
>>30123
>>30127
"Bad Pony! Bad!"
*Sprays with water bottle*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30130
>>30128
"Shit, you gotta point"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30131
30132 30133
>>30127
"Owww oof my bones"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30132
30137 30138
>>30131
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30133
30136 30137
>>30131
>>30127
*shrugs off stab*
"drink some of this bones healing juice."
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30134
30135
*closes stables' doors*
"Goodnight."
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30135
>>30134
Now we ain't left the stable
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30136
30139
>>30133
"You gotta red pilled version of "hey Jude"?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30137
30140 30142
>>30132
"Youre probaly right"
>>30133
"Thanks bro"

Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
?
No.30138
30140
>>30132
So help me, I'll have her hum the /mlp/ 4CC anthem every day to them if you do that.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30139
>>30136
"no,the one local bard sang was terrible."
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30140
30141 30142
>>30138
What's the /mlp/ 4CC anthem?

>>30137
"So... we taken' it from the top, or a new song?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30141
>>30140
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30142
30143
>>30137
>>30140
"torc know how to play accordian?"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30143
30147
>>30142
Torc halts his singing
"Remove kebab, another one rides the buse, what you thinking?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30144
"Well I wish I was in the land of Cotton! Old Times there are not forgotten!
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30145
30146
Where is GM?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30146
>>30145
GM is Kill
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30147
30151
>>30143
"when me was in Serbia me hear great tune about removing ziggers."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30148
30149 30151
*fastens earmuffs to birds*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30149
30150
>>30148
They need to learn these tunes somehow
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30150
30152 30155
Bo65NZkIcAAYJ6X.jpg
>>30149
Not today. I don't want your autism to spread to them.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30151
30153 30154
"Oh giiive me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antilop play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30152
>>30150
>Not wanting them to take after their Father's autism
... I'm... Hurt. Really hurt
ox5CJ
?
No.30153
30155 30157
[1d20 = 14]
>>30151
*stab*
Go do it someplace else.
ox5CJ
?
No.30154
30157 30158
[1d20 = 7]
>>30151
>summoning an accordian
Summon Instrument is a Bard sell, not a wizard spell.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30155
>>30153
You closed the Stable doors

>>30150
THEN STOP FUCKING TRYING TO POISON THE CHILD BY EATING RANDOM WEIRD SHIT
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30156
30160
File (hide): D4BF95E78B34F81F03FD7013BA80673F-6809840.webm (6.5 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:00:57, High Quality BanePost.webm) [play once] [loop]
High Quality BanePost.webm
"here is germaneigh national anthem in me timeline."
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30157
>>30153
"OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW ME HAGGIS"
>>30154
Its not like I'm using it for a boss fight, its just for shits and giggles
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30158
>>30154
*Summons a Mariachi Band*
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30159
At this rate, our shitposting will reach the density of a black hole if GM doesn't return with in an hour or so
>shit posts anyway
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30160
30161
>>30156
oh yea i forgot to mention infernuis can speak Arabic but not German.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30161
30162 30167
>>30160
Why not a German national language, like Turkish?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30162
30165 30167
>>30161
Arabic is the German national language at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30163
30164 30165 30166
Spoilered
>Tracy's faggot lets out a sigh, trying not to be pointlessly triggered by memories of falcons that couldn't even fly straight because their heads were so fucked up after idiots at the aviary mishandled them
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30164
30169
Spoilered
>>30163
poor falcons.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30165
30166 30167
>>30163
It's shitposting on a thread on the internet anon, don't take it too personally.

>>30162
But Turkish too
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30166
>>30163
While I agree with
>>30165
Just, fuck. Those poor birds.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30167
30170 30172
2197.jpg
>>30165
>>30162
>>30161
>>30161
Our ancestors are roling in the grave
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30168
30171
"Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30169
30174
>>30164
What sucks is that the manager didn't have the crop to fire them, and they did it again with the same results. I actually almost got arrested for beating the shit out of one guy who thought it'd be fun to bring a portable boombox to the aviary...
Seriously. Don't play music to baby birds. It's just tragic to watch them grow up fucked-up from the start...
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30170
>>30167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REMOVE SANDNIGGERS FROM MY ANCESTRAL LAND!!
ox5CJ
?
No.30171
30173 30177
[3d20 = 41]
>>30168
*Stabs with Cane-Sword* (use poison)
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30172
30174 30175
>>30167
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time
MEYbI
?
No.30173
30177
[4d20 = 26]
>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto

Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30174
30179 30181
>>30169
Thank you for the information
>almost arrested
I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump, that was a fun day.
>>30172
oh god I want to die
Why are people so retarded
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30175
30179
>>30172
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30176
30178 30180
Alright I gotta work tomorrow, so goodnight. Don't mess-up Tracy's birds.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30177
>>30173
>>30171
"calm down ill move along."
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30178
>>30176
Good night
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30179
30181 30191
>>30175
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service

Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing
MEYbI
?
No.30180
30182 30193
>>30176
And now you know how I feel about the mutagens, Jew blood, anthropophagy and other shit
\r
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30181
30183 30191
>>30174
>almost arrested
i salute you sir.
>>30179
well shes not wrong america should be white.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30182
30183
>>30180
this.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30183
30185
>>30181
Yeah, when she would say things like "forcing immigrants to become more (culturally) Anglo" I felt like just saying "um, yeah. We want that"

>>30182
THANK YOU
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30185
30186 30187
>>30183
i'd be happy if america was a 100% white country
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30186
>>30185
inb4 le 56% meme
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30187
30188
>>30185
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture

We came here first, and we built this country
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30188
>>30187
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30190
30191
Quick recap:
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30191
>>30179
>>30181
Thanks. The cops came after the guy called (I was standing on the side walk infrount of his buiness by a voting site) realized the call was bullshit, and then promptly left.
>>30179
>pukes
>>30190
>prepares popcorn for cinematic
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30192
30193
6674d088722663b9871bb0552098b970--gaming-memes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
25227186fc306585e1fc59b81a152646--gamer-meme-gaming-memes.jpg
2e457d44ba6ba0bbf1a9c2d166a51317.jpg
5329795fe177291a5588293710b61ac8--bun-bun-cookie-monster.jpg
fb7080162ec9b4cd67a0864c1d2cb59c--corgi-meme-corgi-funny.jpg

Anonymous
uXyQB
?
No.30193
>>30192
See >>30180 >>30182 because it is important to me
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30195
30196 30380
1512553580983.jpg
Found a pic of torcuck.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30196
30197 30380
4a3.jpg
>>30195
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30197
30198 30380
1512545851963.jpg
>>30196

Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30198
>>30197
Kek
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30199
30200
Is the gm here?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30200
30201 30202
>>30199
I think he said he'd be busy today.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30201
30203
>>30200
Oh is Infernuis's player around?
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30202
30203
>>30200
Do you have anything you could use to bind a minotuar?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30203
30204
>>30201
Idk. He'll show up sooner or later.
>>30202
>bind a Minotaur
My character recently invented duct tape... Idk if it was ever finished though.
Careful though. He belongs to Thez.
Tay
IaGri
?
No.30204
>>30203
Can i borrow some chain or the duct tape?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30254
30255 30380 30381
1503195925119-2.png
1509070641643-0.gif
>>30234
>>30232
>>30233
>>30229
>>30228
>>30227
>>30226
>>30223
>>30221
>>30220
>>30219
>>30218
>>30214
>>30213
>>30235
>>30236
>>30237
>>30238
>>30239
>>30240
>>30241
>>30242
>>30244
>>30245
>>30246
>>30247
>>30248
>>30249
>>30250
>>30251
>>30252
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
iDsuF
?
No.30255
30257
[1d20 = 13]
>>30254
BREAK THESE FUCKING CHAINS
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30256
30258
*backs away. Slowly. Quickly. Runs.*
iDsuF
?
No.30257
30258
[1d20 = 19]
>>30255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iDsuF
?
No.30258
[1d20 = 11]
>>30257
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30256

Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30259
30260
CHARGES TRUMP!
iDsuF
?
No.30260
30261 30262 30263 30269
[1d20 = 1]
>>30259

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30261
GETS THE FUCK OUT!

>>30260
Thank God

*leaves*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30262
30265 30266
>>30260
As Infernius falls on his face, Thez <whooof> is hovering in mid-air.
"Hey, now you and Trump have even MORE things in common!" ^_^
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30263
1499943737943.jpg
>>30260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEYbI
?
No.30264
[1d20 = 13]
*Is Gone*
MEYbI
?
No.30265
30271
[1d20 = 13]
*Grabs Pony and Runs*

"Infernius is pissed off. Will Kill us all. Run!"

>>30262
We could also just have a "rapes while faggot is away are invalid" policy
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30266
30267 30301
1507058540855.png
>>30262
*is weeping*
"me am sorry thez i didnt know it was happening"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30267
30268 30301
>>30266
*drops to knees*
"thez me am the worst husband ever me am sorry kill me if you need to"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30268
30301
>>30267
*hangs head in shame*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30269
30270
>>30260
That is the second time I've been saved from another character charging me by a 1. Maybe the Dice gods aren't so evil after all?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30270
30272
>>30269
>Darth Infernuis Rises.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30271
30272 30273
>>30265
No. Staph. She has to stay with her birds.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30272
30280
>>30270
From a long distance, from a very long distance, through pipes in the tower, Infernius can hear in Trumpaladin's voice

(Shouting, because distance)
"INFERNIUS! CAN WE TALK?"

>>30271
She needed to leave the stables to avoid being murdered
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30273
30274
>>30271
*glares*
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30274
30275 30293
>>30273
*shuts door*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30275
30276 30277 30280
>>30274
Why are you shutting everyone out of the stables like that?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30276
30277 30278
>>30275
so the birds don't become retarded.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30277
30279
>>30275
See >>30276
They don't need to see this.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30278
>>30276
But we're not singing or doing anything harmful
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30279
30282
>>30277
What?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30280
30281
>>30275
>>30272

also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs through pipes.
"you're a marked man Thrackerzodadin."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30281
30282 30283
>>30280
"I was trying to help you"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30282
30284 30289
>>30279
It means, I don't want your retardation to spread to the birds.
>>30281
No you weren't.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30283
30287
>>30281
"you did the opposite!"
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30284
30285
>>30282
What retardation?
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30285
30286 30289
>>30284
You can come in when you're able to figure it out.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30286
30287
>>30285
Fuck you and Fuck your birds. I'll kill them
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30287
30288
>>30283
*picks up three vodka bottles puts on fingers*
*hits them on the pipe so you can hear*
"trumpadin come out and playay"
>>30286
you wont be able to if your character is dead.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30288
30290 30301
>>30287
I'm killing Tracy and her fucking birds first
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30289
>>30285
>>30282
You're a fucking asshole for no reason
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30290
30291 30294
>>30288
*waits by stables*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30291
30292 30293
>>30290
*knocks on door*
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30292
30295
421612__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_here's johnny_slasher smile_solo_the shining.png
>>30291
*creaks open a bit*
"..... What?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30293
>>30274
>>30291

Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30294
>>30290
*pipes*
"Fixed the Problem Infernius!"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30295
30296
>>30292
"where did that chain come from horse?"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30296
30297 30298
>>30295
"What which chain?"
Anonymous
ox5CJ
?
No.30297
>>30296
>my grammar
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30298
30299
>>30296
"i was chained up and taken advantage of, where did that chain come from? i want to know why your husband was watching me be raped."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30299
30301
>>30298
"..... You mean the chain I gave Taylor I a few hours ago? Is that what she did with it? I gave her my old one because I never used it, and I didn't want to hoard two of the same tool."
>your husband was watching me be raped.
"My Flashy would never do that. That violates his Code Of Conduct."
*sounds of ravenous birds barely being held back by a struggling mudpony*
"I-I'll feed you in a bit, dears!"
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30301
30302 30303 30305 30307
>>30266
>>30267
>>30268
"I'nis, you're the worst. Have some dignity when you've been >raped."
>>30288
"You're what?"
>>30299
Thez <whooofs> into the stables.
SQUEEEE
"They're so CUTE!" and gets a face nommed.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30302
30308
>>30301
"wha-what dignity?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30303
>>30301
*squeals like a schoolgirl*
"I know, right!" also gets face-nommed
*feeds bird through throat*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30305
30306 30310
>>30301
Tracy's faggot is a complete asshole. He's perfectly content to start drama, participate in fights, and insult people without obvious cause but he refuses to communicate which could end so many problems. Fuck him
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30306
30311
>>30305
>comparing assholes
I just hope Tay sticks around, she's gonna have a part in the next cinematic blur blur.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30307
30313
1506130576776.jpg
>>30301
"Thez your not mad at me?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30308
30309 30311 30323 30329
American-Football-Rugby-Locket-Can-Open-And-Hold-10mm-Pearl-Bead-Cage-Pendant-Fitting-DIY-Fashion.jpg
>>30302
"Infernius, while you're here, could you cast a few spells on this Phylactery?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30309
30314
>>30308
"who it for?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30310
30312
>>30305
>refuses to communicate
What do you want to know?
>banning to get attention
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30311
30316

>>30308
>>30306
>>30306
I can't deal with fucking mystery. Like I made that big post about meta gaming a couple days ago, it was a reply to him, and he was the only person not to acknowledge it. Does he agree, disagree? I don't know. I made posts last night, and he never responds. Like are things okay? Is there resentment? I have no idea. I just have to speculate

And now he does shit like "guess what I mean by "your mental retardation."" If you're going to insult me, fucking say what you mean. Because I have no idea what you are talking about. COMMUNICATE
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30312
>>30310
That's a warning, shit for brains
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30313
30315
>>30307
"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30314
30323
>>30309
"It's for my husband, although I could make one for you too, if you'll help me."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30315
30317 30318
>>30313
*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30316
>>30311
>retardation
I was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30317
>>30315
*considers coming closer*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30318
30319 30320 30322
>>30315
"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30319
30321
>>30318
"reeeeeeeeeeee"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30320
30339
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>30318
*grumbles something incoherent about touching her husband*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30321
30324
>>30319
"You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30322
>>30318
"me understand now, me sorry i acted like a bitch."
*kisses forehead*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30323
30326
muhamad-faizal-fikri-phylactery-of-undead-turning.jpg
>>30308
>>30314
Actually, does a phylactery need to be worn on the forehead, or can it be in a locket?
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30324
30325 30327
>>30321
"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30325
30330
>>30324
"trumpadin come out and playay."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30326
30328
>>30323
I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30327
30330
>>30324
"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30328
30330
>>30326
Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30329
30331
>>30308
casts what needed to be casts. in return for a phylactery of my own.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30330
30331 30332
>>30325
"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"

>>30327
"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"

>>30328
Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30331
30333 30334
>>30330
Several earlier religions, like the Egyptians, also did it; Jews picked it up from them.
>>30329
Maybe a headband with a Swastika on it?
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30332
30337
>>30330
I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30333
30335
>>30331
Still a Jewish Practice. I don't care though.

*Eats bagel*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30334
30337
BlackSun.jpg
>>30331
not just a swastika a black sun as well.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30335
30336
>>30333
"of course you don't capitalist kike."
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30336
1105956__safe_artist-colon-dimfann_princess celestia_princess luna_annoyed_anticipation_cross-dash-eyed_cute_cutelestia_filly_glare_glass_horse problem.png
>>30335
"D'aww. I love you too you damned Nazi"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30337
30338
>>30332
This.
The practice of writing prayers (on in this case spells) on a scroll ahead of time to store the power of the verses is a practice seen in every culture that had written language.
>>30334
>as well
Just have a phylactery with the black sun, and keep the swastika brand as your holy symbol.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30338
30340
>>30337
yea that's probably a better idea.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30339
>>30320
*considers petting pony*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30340
>>30338
*crafts headband*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30341
30343
*feeds birds again*
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30342
30344 30345
Cuz Thez is technically still in the stables with Tracy.
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"

That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30343
30345
>>30341
You've fed them like six times in an hour
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30344
30346
>>30342
is still in stables with thez was talking to trump through the pipes or whatever.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30345
30348 30354
>>30342
"Um, a couple I guess."
*levitates quill with Mage Hand, like Twilight*
"I can't castr very many spells though*
>>30343
That's how birds are.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30346
30349
>>30344
"Infernius?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30347
>That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30348
30350
>>30345
Are you going to feed them like 60 times in a day?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30349
30353
>>30346
"explain now!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30350
30351 30353
>>30348
Yes.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30351
30352
>>30350
can birds eat that much?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30352
30354
>>30351
They're as big as small elephants.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30353
30356 30358
>>30349
"I thought that if you had sex with Tay, it would make you even with Thez, and you'd feel better"

>>30350
Wouldn't it be easier to just leave out chopped meat for them to peck? There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30354
30357 30359
>>30345
"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352
Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.

Anonymous
hFQIX
?
No.30355
For future reference, >nom is a new thing. If you're around the babies, >nom
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30356
>>30353
>There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
They hunt big creatures.
>>30353
>just leave out chopped meat for them to peck
Not intimate enough.
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30357
>>30354
"Um... I'm literate too..."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30358
>>30353
"me gain insight."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30359
>>30354
"see you be great mommy."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30360
30361 30366
"Could somebody refill this bag with elephant, please?"
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*
Trumpaladin
MEYbI
?
No.30361
30362
*Trumpaladin now enters the stables through the doors*

>>30360
"Sure"
Takes bag, and pets pony
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30362
30363
>>30361
*prolonged eye contact*