/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>30107
>Not cute
You can leave then.
Go write your speeches for the Spartans.

>>30107
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"

>>30108
Staph! Go brainwash your own birds.

>>30110
"Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low"

>>30109
First off, those are made up on the spot. Second, I need GM

>>30111
These are my birds

>>30110
She'll stab him, I swear.

>>30113
Link
>"Surely you know the lyrics"

>>30112
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.

>>30115
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched

>>30112
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"

>>30112
"Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeee
Tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>>30113
I'm suprised it hasn't happend before

>>30116
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.

*Feeds birds*

>>30118
>>30118
>>30117
>>30119
"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!"

>>30119
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit

>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection

>>30120
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[angry farmboy noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.

>>30122
"Any way the wind blows"

>>30122
>>30124
"We missed the second verse. We still need to sing it. Who's up for it?"

>>30123
*communicates that its fuggin hilarious in farm boy*

[2d20 = 25]
>>30122
*Stabs with Merciful dagger*
"Get out, you idiots!"
>>30124

>>30125
"me think we need to start over.*

>>30123
>>30127
"Bad Pony! Bad!"
*Sprays with water bottle*

>>30128
"Shit, you gotta point"

>>30127
"Owww oof my bones"

>>30131
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"

>>30131
>>30127
*shrugs off stab*
"drink some of this bones healing juice."

*closes stables' doors*
"Goodnight."

>>30134
Now we ain't left the stable

>>30133
"You gotta red pilled version of "hey Jude"?"

>>30132
"Youre probaly right"
>>30133
"Thanks bro"

>>30132
So help me, I'll have her hum the /mlp/ 4CC anthem every day to them if you do that.

>>30136
"no,the one local bard sang was terrible."

>>30138
What's the /mlp/ 4CC anthem?

>>30137
"So... we taken' it from the top, or a new song?"

>>30140
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers

>>30137
>>30140
"torc know how to play accordian?"

>>30142
Torc halts his singing
"Remove kebab, another one rides the buse, what you thinking?"

"Well I wish I was in the land of Cotton! Old Times there are not forgotten!
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"

Where is GM?

>>30145
GM is Kill

>>30143
"when me was in Serbia me hear great tune about removing ziggers."

*fastens earmuffs to birds*

>>30148
They need to learn these tunes somehow

>>30149
Not today. I don't want your autism to spread to them.

"Oh giiive me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antilop play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I

>>30150
>Not wanting them to take after their Father's autism
... I'm... Hurt. Really hurt

[1d20 = 14]
>>30151
*stab*
Go do it someplace else.

[1d20 = 7]
>>30151
>summoning an accordian
Summon Instrument is a Bard sell, not a wizard spell.

>>30153
You closed the Stable doors

>>30150
THEN STOP FUCKING TRYING TO POISON THE CHILD BY EATING RANDOM WEIRD SHIT

"here is germaneigh national anthem in me timeline."

>>30153
"OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW ME HAGGIS"
>>30154
Its not like I'm using it for a boss fight, its just for shits and giggles

>>30154
*Summons a Mariachi Band*

At this rate, our shitposting will reach the density of a black hole if GM doesn't return with in an hour or so
>shit posts anyway

>>30156
oh yea i forgot to mention infernuis can speak Arabic but not German.

>>30160
Why not a German national language, like Turkish?

>>30161
Arabic is the German national language at this point.

>>30163
It's shitposting on a thread on the internet anon, don't take it too personally.

>>30162
But Turkish too

>>30163
While I agree with
>>30165
Just, fuck. Those poor birds.

>>30165
>>30162
>>30161
>>30161
Our ancestors are roling in the grave

"Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."

>>30167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REMOVE SANDNIGGERS FROM MY ANCESTRAL LAND!!

[3d20 = 41]
>>30168
*Stabs with Cane-Sword* (use poison)

>>30167
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time

[4d20 = 26]
>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto

Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash

>>30169
Thank you for the information
>almost arrested
I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump, that was a fun day.
>>30172
oh god I want to die
Why are people so retarded

>>30172
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.

Alright I gotta work tomorrow, so goodnight. Don't mess-up Tracy's birds.

>>30173
>>30171
"calm down ill move along."

>>30176
Good night

>>30175
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service

Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing

>>30176
And now you know how I feel about the mutagens, Jew blood, anthropophagy and other shit
\r

>>30174
>almost arrested
i salute you sir.
>>30179
well shes not wrong america should be white.

>>30180
this.

>>30181
Yeah, when she would say things like "forcing immigrants to become more (culturally) Anglo" I felt like just saying "um, yeah. We want that"

>>30182
THANK YOU

>>30183
i'd be happy if america was a 100% white country

>>30185
inb4 le 56% meme

>>30185
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture

We came here first, and we built this country

>>30187
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.

Quick recap:
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.

>>30179
>>30181
Thanks. The cops came after the guy called (I was standing on the side walk infrount of his buiness by a voting site) realized the call was bullshit, and then promptly left.
>>30179
>pukes
>>30190
>prepares popcorn for cinematic

>>30192
See >>30180 >>30182 because it is important to me

Found a pic of torcuck.

>>30195
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.

>>30197
Kek

Is the gm here?

>>30199
I think he said he'd be busy today.

>>30200
Oh is Infernuis's player around?

>>30200
Do you have anything you could use to bind a minotuar?

>>30201
Idk. He'll show up sooner or later.
>>30202
>bind a Minotaur
My character recently invented duct tape... Idk if it was ever finished though.
Careful though. He belongs to Thez.

>>30203
Can i borrow some chain or the duct tape?

>>30234
>>30232
>>30233
>>30229
>>30228
>>30227
>>30226
>>30223
>>30221
>>30220
>>30219
>>30218
>>30214
>>30213
>>30235
>>30236
>>30237
>>30238
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>>30240
>>30241
>>30242
>>30244
>>30245
>>30246
>>30247
>>30248
>>30249
>>30250
>>30251
>>30252
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[1d20 = 13]
>>30254
BREAK THESE FUCKING CHAINS

*backs away. Slowly. Quickly. Runs.*

[1d20 = 19]
>>30255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1d20 = 11]
>>30257
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30256

CHARGES TRUMP!

GETS THE FUCK OUT!

>>30260
Thank God

*leaves*

>>30260
As Infernius falls on his face, Thez <whooof> is hovering in mid-air.
"Hey, now you and Trump have even MORE things in common!" ^_^

>>30260
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1d20 = 13]
*Is Gone*

[1d20 = 13]
*Grabs Pony and Runs*

"Infernius is pissed off. Will Kill us all. Run!"

>>30262
We could also just have a "rapes while faggot is away are invalid" policy

>>30262
*is weeping*
"me am sorry thez i didnt know it was happening"

>>30266
*drops to knees*
"thez me am the worst husband ever me am sorry kill me if you need to"

>>30267
*hangs head in shame*

>>30260
That is the second time I've been saved from another character charging me by a 1. Maybe the Dice gods aren't so evil after all?

>>30265
No. Staph. She has to stay with her birds.

>>30270
From a long distance, from a very long distance, through pipes in the tower, Infernius can hear in Trumpaladin's voice

(Shouting, because distance)
"INFERNIUS! CAN WE TALK?"

>>30271
She needed to leave the stables to avoid being murdered

>>30271
*glares*

>>30273
*shuts door*

>>30274
Why are you shutting everyone out of the stables like that?

>>30275
so the birds don't become retarded.

>>30275
See >>30276
They don't need to see this.

>>30276
But we're not singing or doing anything harmful

>>30277
What?

>>30275
>>30272

also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs through pipes.
"you're a marked man Thrackerzodadin."

>>30280
"I was trying to help you"

>>30279
It means, I don't want your retardation to spread to the birds.
>>30281
No you weren't.

>>30281
"you did the opposite!"

>>30282
What retardation?

>>30284
You can come in when you're able to figure it out.

>>30285
Fuck you and Fuck your birds. I'll kill them

>>30283
*picks up three vodka bottles puts on fingers*
*hits them on the pipe so you can hear*
"trumpadin come out and playay"
>>30286
you wont be able to if your character is dead.

>>30287
I'm killing Tracy and her fucking birds first

>>30285
>>30282
You're a fucking asshole for no reason

>>30288
*waits by stables*

>>30290
*knocks on door*

>>30291
*creaks open a bit*
"..... What?"

>>30290
*pipes*
"Fixed the Problem Infernius!"

>>30292
"where did that chain come from horse?"

>>30295
"What which chain?"

>>30296
"i was chained up and taken advantage of, where did that chain come from? i want to know why your husband was watching me be raped."

>>30298
"..... You mean the chain I gave Taylor I a few hours ago? Is that what she did with it? I gave her my old one because I never used it, and I didn't want to hoard two of the same tool."
>your husband was watching me be raped.
"My Flashy would never do that. That violates his Code Of Conduct."
*sounds of ravenous birds barely being held back by a struggling mudpony*
"I-I'll feed you in a bit, dears!"

>>30266
>>30267
>>30268
"I'nis, you're the worst. Have some dignity when you've been >raped."
>>30288
"You're what?"
>>30299
Thez <whooofs> into the stables.
SQUEEEE
"They're so CUTE!" and gets a face nommed.

>>30301
"wha-what dignity?"

>>30301
*squeals like a schoolgirl*
"I know, right!" also gets face-nommed
*feeds bird through throat*

>>30301
Tracy's faggot is a complete asshole. He's perfectly content to start drama, participate in fights, and insult people without obvious cause but he refuses to communicate which could end so many problems. Fuck him

>>30305
>comparing assholes
I just hope Tay sticks around, she's gonna have a part in the next cinematic blur blur.

>>30301
"Thez your not mad at me?"

>>30302
"Infernius, while you're here, could you cast a few spells on this Phylactery?"

>>30308
"who it for?"

>>30305
>refuses to communicate
What do you want to know?
>banning to get attention

>>30308
>>30306
>>30306
I can't deal with fucking mystery. Like I made that big post about meta gaming a couple days ago, it was a reply to him, and he was the only person not to acknowledge it. Does he agree, disagree? I don't know. I made posts last night, and he never responds. Like are things okay? Is there resentment? I have no idea. I just have to speculate

And now he does shit like "guess what I mean by "your mental retardation."" If you're going to insult me, fucking say what you mean. Because I have no idea what you are talking about. COMMUNICATE

>>30310
That's a warning, shit for brains

>>30307
"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."

>>30309
"It's for my husband, although I could make one for you too, if you'll help me."

>>30313
*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."

>>30311
>retardation
I was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.

>>30315
*considers coming closer*

>>30315
"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."

>>30318
"reeeeeeeeeeee"

>>30318
*grumbles something incoherent about touching her husband*

>>30319
"You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."

>>30318
"me understand now, me sorry i acted like a bitch."
*kisses forehead*

>>30308
>>30314
Actually, does a phylactery need to be worn on the forehead, or can it be in a locket?

>>30321
"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"

>>30324
"trumpadin come out and playay."

>>30323
I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing

>>30324
"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.

>>30326
Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.

>>30308
casts what needed to be casts. in return for a phylactery of my own.

>>30325
"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"

>>30327
"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"

>>30328
Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice

>>30330
Several earlier religions, like the Egyptians, also did it; Jews picked it up from them.
>>30329
Maybe a headband with a Swastika on it?

>>30330
I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.

>>30331
Still a Jewish Practice. I don't care though.

*Eats bagel*

>>30331
not just a swastika a black sun as well.

>>30333
"of course you don't capitalist kike."

>>30335
"D'aww. I love you too you damned Nazi"

>>30332
This.
The practice of writing prayers (on in this case spells) on a scroll ahead of time to store the power of the verses is a practice seen in every culture that had written language.
>>30334
>as well
Just have a phylactery with the black sun, and keep the swastika brand as your holy symbol.

>>30337
yea that's probably a better idea.

>>30320
*considers petting pony*

>>30338
*crafts headband*

*feeds birds again*

Cuz Thez is technically still in the stables with Tracy.
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"

That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD

>>30341
You've fed them like six times in an hour

>>30342
is still in stables with thez was talking to trump through the pipes or whatever.

>>30342
"Um, a couple I guess."
*levitates quill with Mage Hand, like Twilight*
"I can't castr very many spells though*
>>30343
That's how birds are.

>>30344
"Infernius?"

>That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"

>>30345
Are you going to feed them like 60 times in a day?

>>30346
"explain now!"

>>30348
Yes.

>>30350
can birds eat that much?

>>30351
They're as big as small elephants.

>>30349
"I thought that if you had sex with Tay, it would make you even with Thez, and you'd feel better"

>>30350
Wouldn't it be easier to just leave out chopped meat for them to peck? There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day

>>30345
"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352
Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.

For future reference, >nom is a new thing. If you're around the babies, >nom

>>30353
>There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
They hunt big creatures.
>>30353
>just leave out chopped meat for them to peck
Not intimate enough.

>>30354
"Um... I'm literate too..."

>>30353
"me gain insight."

>>30354
"see you be great mommy."

"Could somebody refill this bag with elephant, please?"
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*

*Trumpaladin now enters the stables through the doors*

>>30360
"Sure"
Takes bag, and pets pony

>>30361
*prolonged eye contact*