/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>30362
"Infernius... I need to talk to you. Come with me"

>>30363
do you break the eye contact at any point?

>>30360
"Hmmmm. I don't know about elephants, but I've heard guys at the Fight Club mention these furry things they see every so often. Monmoths? Mahmoud? Mammoths! Yeah, I hear there are Mammoths in the area.

>>30364
Probably when taking the bag from Tracy, and as I am petting Tracy

>>30366
"We have the replicator in the kitchen"

>>30368
>complains about not killing shit
>offers easy way
"You're right, that's much easier."

>>30365
congratz you just told infernuis he is the pack alpha.
"what you want talk about?"

*manages to remove head*
"There, there, baby.."
>>30363
"PLEASE refill the bag first."
*gently pets birds to calm them*
>>30366
"Really? That sounds like fun. Maybe I'll try hunting around there some time."

>>30370
Kek

>>30370
Uh... That's... That's not how it works

>>30371
"Jesus, calm down, I'll talk to him on the way to the kitchen"
>No response to petting
Okay

>>30370
Signals for him to follow Trump

Evening Faggots, what have I missed?

>>30374
Mostly just pointless faggotry

>>30374
See >>30375

>>30373
signals for him to stop being a bitch and follow
infernuis.

>>30374
"tay raped me."

>>30377
Kek, Trumpaladin has a bag to refill

*goes to kitchen*

>>30195
Oh, now you're just being a dick
>>30196
>least gay
Who is the most?
>>30197
Better
>>30254
Okay, what the fuck did I miss?
>>30375
Figures
>>30378
Tell me about it, Torc was first

>>30254
Why was all this deleted?

>>30381
I'm guessing Trunp was a faggot again

>>30381
?

>>30380
>Who is most gay
Um....

>>30381
Rapes of characters while faggots are away are invalid, and you were being a bitch by personally insulting so I figured I'd do it to piss you off

>>30383
Check the post

*heads to the bizarre*
looking for a clothing shop.

>>30384
>are invalid
But why delet everything?

>>30384
>>30385
i can still see it.

>>30388
??????
You can see al the posts linked in that one?

>>30388
Refresh the tab

>>30388
>>30389
It's because he hasn't refreshed the page or left it

>>30391
Delete all you want; GM saw it ^_^

>>30392
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

It should be invalid because Infernius's faggot wasn't here

>>30391
>>30390
>>30389
screenshot time
also its better that, that happens in character it tuaght infernuis that he only wants thez.

>>30394
Alrighty then

>>30394
Whatever
>>30392
Ayyyy
Now Torc can make a fool of himself at the bazar

>>30393
see >>30394
That is both a blessing and a curse of mixed nuts, things can habben and be canon whilst one doth be afk

>>30397
That's not good when it involves a player's character

>>30394
I always keep four tabs open because of that.

>>30390
>>30399
*Returns from kitchen, with bag full of Indian Elephant meat*
"Here you go, little pony"
*pets pony*

>>30401
oh shit those are the wrong ones.

>>30398
Then players and characters should make better use of the rooms. There's more to them than shiny foot-lockers (except Tracy's room, she broke hers).

>>30402
tfw wrong password.

>>30404
RIP in peices
>>30403
Oh fuck thats right

>>30403
I keep Tracy in the stables lately because she's been watching her eggs.

>>30405
Fuck you too

>>30408
that was honestly an accident my bad.

>>30409
Yeah, but it's pretty clear he has a general disdain for me and I hate that

>>30412
Got a prettier CSS

>>30413
Curious, how did you get the full long screenshot?

>>30415
There's an extension on Google Chrome that lets you take full page screenshots. I used that

>>30416
(((Google chrome.)))

>>30416
Ah, I use firefox on my PC so I'll have oo see if there is something for that

[Hides in german-american]

>>30417
I got a full image screenshot, didn't I?

>>30418
Oh I'm sure there is

>>30419
Kek

>>30411
Why do you chronically delet posts on whim alone and still expect nobody to say anything about it?

>>30420
meh.
>>30419
REEEEEEEE

>>30421
Because I was pissed off at you at the time. You hate me, I hate you

>>30419
Why the hell did you rape infernius with Trump standing by you
>>30420
Why did you let it happen
>>30422
Torc will help infernius kill if Infernius gets him

>>30423
Don't take it out on The Game though.

>>30425
this, please?

>>30424
where is he at?

>>30425
Why do you have to be so rude and antagonistic to me all the time?

>>30426
No, I need to settle this

>>30424
I was gonna do it in private but he wanted to talk so i multi- tasked.

>>30428
>antagonistic
M8, I'm not nearly as antagonistic as I could or want to be.

>>30427
Tower
>>30430
I believe it

>>30428
im all for you settling it, all i ask is you please stop deleting posts.

>>30430
As you want to be? Please tell me about this. Share your feelings, because being evasive has gotten us nowhere over two months

>>30424
I was hoping Infernius's faggot would come in, or GM would say it's invalid, or something, so I didn't have to fight off Tay myself

>>30431
"torc can me talk to you?"

>>30432
>>30431
This needs to come out in the open or it will be constant tension forever

*bird-feeding resumes*

>>30434
Your like 10 levels ahead of her
>>30435
"Sup pal?"

>>30437
See >>30433

>>30438
"me know how it feel to be raped now."
*sad minotuar noises*

>>30440
Welcome to the club

>>30440
Torc's jaw drops and he starts grabing his gear
"Who did it?"
>>30441
Oh that can be changed
Thabks for reminding me of polymorph GM

Sheckels?
\r

>>30444
HERESY

>>30445
"But I asked for Sheckels Anon"

>>30443
"tay."

>>30444
>>30446
n-no.

>>30447
Torc suddenly looks very eager, and gains a carefree tone in his voice
"Oh, I'll help you alright"

>>30449
"she hide somewhere."

Someone should interrogate Darkie.

>>30453
See >>30433
>>30430

Answer me. I'm tired of it constantly being in the background everyday

>>30453
fine. ill do that fist(if gm is here).

>>30451
SIEG HEIL
>>30452
"Give me a second Infernius, I need to ask a favor of Troll for this one."
Torc strolls to the stables, whistling Scotland the Brave

>>30455
Is GM still here?

>>30457
I really want to know, because being silent does not make it go away
>>30433
>>30430

>>30457
I just want to know, Just what, precisely, the hell your issue with me is

>>30457
I hope
Is Tay still here?

>>30460
GM is kill for the night

Tracy's Faggot, I know you hate to talk about anything personal, but unless you at some point talk about the obvious tension that's existed for two months I do not see how this game can continue

>>30461
Three months, we've been doing this for three months now

How oou know GM is kill?

>>30462
Three month yet still the fact remains I hate this fucking cold war and I want everything settled in a good, proper fight

Because GM does this, often. He works on Wednesdays you know

>>30463
Wednesdays are the sad days.

>>30463
>>30464
Fair point

>everyone is kill
Goodnight

>>30433
Dammit. Fine, it's because you play a very shitty romantic partner as a character.
Session after session, you behave in such a way as if you believe that just because this character is supposed to be in love with yours that you can just treat her however you want to without consequences. Lately, since I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math, I've had to play her in character think of all the crap you do to her every day: You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion; you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you; you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing; you try to set up all kinds of arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do; you never trust her even in the least bit, even though her only motivation is the well-being of her family; you expect that just because she's been loyal and obedient in the past that she would continue to blindly follow your orders without her own input; you watch her like a hawk and try to change things about her to make her less edgy, instead of trying to sway your own character towards her even the slightest bit; and worst of all, you act as if by rewarding her with affection you can shirk-off all of the above and much more, just because you know she'll forgive him. Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl? How do you maintain healthy relationships like that? Holy shit.
When I did this with math, it was relatively easy for me to apply "unconditional love" as a constant, but I was always writing-off negative points just to keep the game moving smoothly. Did you notice that your character is the only one who's been here for three months but hasn't been stabbed by her? Do you really think he never did anything to deserve it, or that she never had a reason to be angry at him? Even Thez had her tail cut off when Tracy had the opportunity to do it. Your playing a relationship with a character who has, unconditionally and unwaveringly, given your character her utmost devotion, but just treat that feactor like it's some kind of haxx to push her around because you know she'll still love him. If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him. At this point, the only thing "yandere" about her is her willingness to continue to give her unconditional affection even when her partner doesn't deserve it. I've done plenty of romantic RP logs and even co-authored a few short stories, and this is quite honestly the most annoying kind of person to write with (especially when playing the girl, which is already the hard part btw): the guy who think he can just play a pushy, manipulative, inconsiderate dick, just because "she already loves me"; it's infuriating, and it makes the romantic game so much harder to play.
Gosh, it reminds me of my cousin's manipulative prick of an ex-boyfriend: she was absolutely crazy for him, and he knew that full well and constantly pushed her boundaries. Fuck!
tl;dr I say I'm not as antagonistic as I could be because any other character I've played/designed would've either snapped violently or become spitefully subversive by now, but Tracy has only been 100% loving and affectionate all the fucking time, and I've kept it that way because I know you'd do something retarded, like cut her legs off or try string her up and suffocate her fetus, at the slightest sign of grumpiness or hostility.

I have my own reasons for why I don't like you, like how you delet posts whenever you feel like it because you think things will disappear if you censor them hard enough, but in character Tracy has only ever been a loving, devoted partner. I'd say more about out of character stuff, but I've got tests tomorrow, so I'm going to bed.

>>30467
nope

>>30470
Awww, but I wanted sleep

>>30468
Thank you

>>30468
What I want to hear really is why you don't like me. I'll wait for that I guess.

>>30473
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*

>>30468
First off, you know the relationship was pushed on me right? Like, you know I did not want it, and then Torcuil and GM pushed it on me, and so now I’m in it.

>If I were committed to playing an actual yandere character, he would've been stabbed/wounded precisely 17 times by now, four of which during circumstances that she would've had every opportunity to kill him.
This is my biggest problem with the character, because when the fuck were those 17 times? Like really, what pisses her off? I have no idea what triggers her, what she doesn’t like, what you don’t like, because everything is charted out on math I don’t understand. I never watch anime. I don’t know Yandere tropes. I have no idea what kind of insane girl you are basing her on. The only experience I have with Yanderes comes from real life experience with a small number. And I have never been stabbed by one. Never. One stabbed herself, but I have never been stabbed, and I have no idea what the hell triggers it. Like what the fuck does your character want?

I have no idea what the hell your character wants. Remember when I made a list of 12 possible things I could tell or ask Tracy, and dismissed them all as “but she isn’t interested,” and then you replied “every single one of those things is wrong, every single one of them”? That’s how little I understand the character. Seriously, I am that ignorant about what your character wants. I figured she wanted affection, so I gave her that. Aside from that, I have no idea.
> I stopped charting so intensely and applying Good Boi Points to the math
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR CHARTS? I swear to God it would be easier to decode the Voynich Manuscripts than to figure out what your character wants from mine, because I don’t know.
> you suggest killing her pets like it's nothing
That was meta, never in game
> you never trust her even in the least
Because you fully intend on violating that trust 100%. Like you openly talk about doing things while he isn’t away.
> you chronically flirt with her female friends, even when you know she'd never do the same to you
I’ll concede this one. It’s because I had intended on playing a polygynist character. I’d never do that with an IRL woman, ever, but I’m playing the Waifu Thief here, so he does that.
> arbitrary restrictions on what she can/can't do
Not poisoning an unborn child with mutagens is not arbitrary. Neither is not eating human flesh.
> You casually talk about taking away her child or forcing an abortion
Oh that was very far from casual. That was dead serious. Think of it as a custody determination in a divorce. And divorce is a messy as all hell affair.

>Is that how you treat normal, hoo-man women irl?
I have never dated a woman who was inclined to eat human flesh. I have never known a person who was inclined to eat human flesh. In fact, in working with District Attorney’s Offices and Criminal Appeals and Immigration agencies, I’ve seen a lot of shit. I have dealt with a refugee who stabbed his social worker in the eye and dry humped her, and a guy who threw a can of sulfuric acid at four small children that exploded and burned off their faces. A guy who raped his seven-year-old step daughter over a year. A man sentenced to death because he raped and killed his wife, drowned his seven-year-old step daughter in a bathtub, then picked his two step sons up from church intent on killing them. A Narcoterrorist commander whose unit killed 200+ people in the Columbian Civil war. All sorts of horrifying stories of rape and violence from the gang wars in Central America, besides so many cases of manslaughter and domestic violence. I have never, never second-hand known someone who would eat human flesh.
Tell me please, have you ever dated anyone whose moral character was worse than most death row inmates or people the US government felt were important enough to have extradited from foreign prison?

Tl;dr What the hell does your character want from me, because I don’t know
What do YOU want from me, because I don’t know, and I want to get past all of this.
\r

>>30474
Okay, is there a way to get over that? And what else?

>>30476
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*

>>30477
Okay, but will you really give it a chance? And see >>30475 because I am dead serious when I say I do not understand your character (or you) at all.

>>30474
I know I have problems

>sigh
Sorry folks, but winter is the time of year that GM's job suddenly and liberally involves the use of a 15lb sledge-hammer. He frequently finds himself passed the fuck out where not intending to have, often when he was in the middle of doing stuff. Its not narcolepsy, but it looks that way over the internet. With that said,....

The delegation from Sparintenar consists of about 15 bright-eyed, enthusiastic, minimally disciplined individuals all wearing combat fatigues and all strapped with a (now consistent and identifiable) large combat knife. They all await Trump (or a suitable representative) with a slightly dismissive degree of discipline, meaning they stop being discipline to fuck with or talk shit to one another. Many comments about one another's mom are tossed back and forth.

In addition to the youths, is Sigmund, who appears to have a hand-cart that has a series of books stacked on it. He is happy to indicate that he is waiting and must speak with both Taylor and Trump at their earliest convenience, though he his quite content to look around (literally look, he's staying in place until participated with).

>>30485
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers

Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.

"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"

>>30486
This is spoken to the group as a whole, which would mean both the regulars and Sigmund

>>30486
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."

"If everything proceeds within reasonable parameters of 'as planned', then these lads are the beginning of what will come to be known as the Spartan Football Team."
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.

>>30488
Forgot Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM

These people sound like the actual historical spartans, losing discipline the moment they are away from home. They are perfect

Fae stands majestically, although ready to speak on the subject of the sacred ball the instant needed

Trump to Sigmund: "Send my regards to Baz. He has sent a very fine group here, as expected of the stock of Sparintenar. They will not be disappointed, nor will he. As for Tay, I really can't say where she is at the moment"

>>30489
"Believe me. We're proper rivals."

To the men
"Gentleman, you are here to learn Football. You already know much of it, since the most essential elements are also essential elements of military training. The ability to work together as a team. The ability to take orders. To tackle, and to take hits. To be loyal to and supportive of a team. Individual players can stand out as heroes and receive fame if they do well enough. Where you must fill in your knowledge are those bits of Football that are, well, American. That is where I hope to help you the most. The shear excitement of the Touchdown, the pleasure of the tailgate party, merchandising. Wearing lucky clothing on game day. All the tactics and statistics that make the game unique. And most importantly of all... The legend, of John Elway"

Thez <whooofs> to the scene.
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.

Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')

>>30490
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.

>>30492
"Oh yes, there are definitely parties. Drinking and merriment, and the game itself is a sort of merriment. But you must maintain your discipline during the game to win. In that regard it is no different than war."

>>30491
To Thez
"Is Baz not a player?"

>>30493
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.

>>30494
"You came on the perfect day, because tonight is a Football game. You will watch the game in our grand Cathedral the way all the citizenry of Port Barry do, and the way the citizenry of Sparintenar shall when an appropriate counterpart structure is built in your city. After receiving a quick overview of how the game is played, you will partake in the Tailgating, the Nacho eating, the beer drinking, and all the associated revelry as you watch the game played before you. That'll be tonight

When that is over, you shall retire to our monestary. That location shall become your home until your leader sees fit to recall you. In the morning, you shall participate in practice, along side our Generals, our mendicant order, and from my magnificent priestess here"
Fae stands Magnificently
"You shall practice on the training field and you shall receive instruction on the Art of the Game indoors. If you learn well enough, play well enough, you shall graduate to become your own team."

Trumpaladin tears up at this moment
"If you learn the game well enough, by God, you will have not only truly earn the right to call yourselves Spartans - the Game being the epitome of the Spartan virtues - you might just earn the right to be American"

>>30494
Aww
*Pets Thez*

>>30494
>without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore
[sympathetic mudpony noises]

>>30495
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.

*feeds birdies*

>>30498
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"

>>30499
See >>30475 and we're not done

>>30500
Sechs leads his way up to Trump "Shall I direct them to the Away team locker room?"

>>30502
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"

Since it was mentioned
>>30475
>Torcuil and GM pushed it on me
True, but lets be fair. At the time it began, it was a vetting process. I had no idea if you or anyone was serious or just trolling; I wasn't certain of either player's sincerity so I went with it. Desu, I thought both characters were trolls.
>>30503
Checking Trump's pali, Sechs proceeds as directed. The city is quite to the Spartan's liking, being both simple and utilitarian but with a finesse and expertise of form that comes across without reference. Being accustomed to routines, they are quickly and easily able to modify their previous schedules to fit their new environment.
Taylor (eventually) crosses paths with Sigmund, and both have a conversation that is consequential.
Meanwhile, there's two adorable fuzz-birds in the stables. They're so cute, and dumb, and
>nom on face
"Sqweeeeee!" says the other, flapping its non-wings excitedly.

>>30504
*moves in to feed the squealing birdie*

Having said, I have no regrets; this is the world where - in a certain sense - Tracy does get with Flash Sentry. Xp
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.

>>30506
Reeeeee

>>30505
We're settling this

>>30508
topkek

>>30508
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?

LOL Trump and Tracy have almost the same dynamic now as Zeus and Hera. Xp

>>30511
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this

>>30508
Good luck on your tests

>>30511
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.

>>30514
You're saying that just to piss me off

>>30515
I am, but it's true.

Taylor eventually learns that there was a great reception to her performance and especially to associated news of the Emperor's demise. Her performance/appearance is greatly desired in the Grand Court (formerly Court City).
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor

>stuck here for almost an hour, mobilefagging with borrowed phone
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?

>>30517
Btw, I've been meaning to ask, does The have any other classes besides Monk?

>>30518
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.

>>30520
How do they enforce thier authority? What's the scope of their armies?

>>30521
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.

And I still can't figure it out, what creatures can Tracy Command with her Paladin's Mount Ability? Does it really apply to all Ebil Outsiders, or just those few that would be listed as "fiends" in 5e?

>>30522
Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?

>>30524
They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.

>>30525
Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.

>>30526
I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.

Just to get a picture of them, how big are these birds?

>>30529
They're about 7' tall sitting, and they're pear-shaped

>>30510
After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.

>>30530
Adorable.

>>30494
*holds thez*
you all notice his nose is pouring blood.

Are those phylacteries finished yet? If so, Tracy would've handed them to their respective users.

>>30077
Pretty much going with giant-sized this desu

>>30535
So fluffy!
*Pulls head out of bird's mouth and hugs it*

Can the Detect Magic spell detect magic items when they're not in use?

>>30537
Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.

>>30534
Phylacteries of what, specifically?

"infernuis's head hurts."
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*

>>30539
The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.

What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?

>>30540
*Plugs bull's nostrils, but doesn't bother dragging him to the entertron*

How often do characters get a new Ability point? I want to know, so that I can decide whether or not to level Tracy up as an Assassin.

>>30494
>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20
That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.

>>30517
How are communications managed in the empire? Do they use coded ciphers?

*continues feeding birds, speaking to them in soft, deliberate phrases*
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy

*seizures*

>>30547
*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?

>>30548
i haven't been using them.

>>30549
You should. Domain spells are literally god-tier.
Also, gib Blade Barrier scroll.

>>30550
im gonna go with the travel domain, what you need a blade barrier scroll for?

>>30551
>Need
... I don't need it.. I want it..

>>30552
for what reason?

>>30553
It sounds like an awesome spell...
>tfw mudpony

>>30551
Travel is pretty great.
What are Hitler's Domains?

>>30555
i was thinking travel for blitzkrieg and plant for the environmentalism aspect.

>>30556
Don't gods get three?
I imagine one of his would be war.

>>30557
there is no war domain in 3.5 it seems.

but it is one in 5th.

>>30558
Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains

>>30560
war domain god-tier.

>>30561
They're all God Tier.

>>30562
some are better tan others.

>>30563
Well, in the end, it depends on what God your character worships.

>>30485
[Sneakily talks to sigmund]
Sigmund follow me.

>>30564
Clerics really do have the best Divine spells though.

>>30566
yea they do.

>>30567
Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.

>>30568
i gotta go for an hour be back later.

>>30569
Same. Bye.

>>30565
That was super sneaky, but why?

>>30571
I may have pissed off several people.