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[1d20 = 19]>>31494Roll to grab her by the pussy
plz no kill for shitpost >>31496IT WAS A SHITPOST PLEASE NO KILL I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>31499Just agree it didn't happen
[2d20 = 18]>>31495*Kicks foolish wizard with both hooves from behind, still lock-jawed*
*Returns to sitting on husband*
>>31502>roblox damage sound>>31501Can we transfer that to Torc's waifu?
>>31504your actually gonna interact with celestia for once?
>>31505I think GM doesn't realize that Trollestia is underutilized because she's intimidating
>>31506I can still cast magnum dong on Tracy
>>31505Listen, Torc's scarred of her
Still feels bad about date night...
>>31503She likes having him where she wants him.
*Gets comfy on hoo-man*
>'can you feel our foal, Flashy?'She beams into his skull, all his other senses still blcked-out
>>31509you are to much of a bitch to cast it.
>>31509I know, right? After she implied that she was going to Torcuil me for trying to get her to have sex with me, I basically stopped talking to her accept where necessary
>>31511She's only full size when mounted, which she lost when she went off to the infirmary and stables, so she can only do so much to him
>>31510Celestial Charger that is mlp stylized
>>31512You wanna get it cast on Thez?
>>31513I have decided, Torc's sidequest is sex with that horse
>>31514hey you can fuck right off.
>>31514Dont make me steal your waifu.
>>31513A heavy warhorse is still as big as a Clydesdale. This may ambiguously count as mounted too.
Either way, she's still 1,600 pounds of hoers, and he is royally pinned.
>>31514Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with me
>And risk getting Torcuiled with a horn>>31517She ain't a heavy warhorse not mounted. Maybe a 900 pound arabian riding horse
>>31518Heavy warhoers is her hybrid form, the one she acquired by spending all those ranks in Control Shape.
>>31515Thx m8
>>31516>Implying Infernius could bring himself to cheat on Thez>>31518>TorcuiledFuck you
>Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with meFuck you, and have fun when Tracy kills you
>>31520il make a new character just to steal trollestia.
>>31519We'll have GM settle out what the fuck your Jew power haxx is
>>31520I think with three guys going after her, She'll end up choosing none
>And I will have achieved victory >>31521I-I though we were friends...
I was just kidding about Thez
>>315233?
>>31521>>31523>>31522Y U all bully Torc? He never tried to get in the way of your marriages.
There's an old Japanese saying that goes something like " those who meddle with others' romantic relationships, shall be kicked to death by a horse".
>>31528[Muffled sad pony noises]
*Presses even closer to body*
>>31526kek
Thanks Tracy's faggot
>>31529Oh god, Is that how I sound right now?
>google search "nearby cliffs">google search "cyanide jello shots" >>31526Yes he did. He tried to go after me that one time, and he disrupted an attempt to mark her
>>31532GM is gonna be disappointed when he finds out all we've done is shitpost until he gets here
>>31536We also got in a fight. So basically we did everything we normally do while he is out
>>31535>he tried to go after meI asked for something back
That you stole>distruptedI just expressed that I didn't approve of it, Mr. Thesunandmoonandstarsanfgalaxiesorbitme
>>31538Fair enough
>>31541Inferius and I were doing a thing with Tracy
>>31542Kek, that post links to "Mrs. Sentry"
>>31546Infernius and I were placing a Mark of Justice on Tracy. Which by the way I think she broke when she stabbed you an Infernius... something to think about
>>31550Thats a funny way to spell Moon man
>>31550>>31551(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>31552Kek
>>31551I'm thinking lower strength, but higher charisma and wisdom. Thoughts?
>>31555Lower stregnth would be ok.
Tracy's faggot gets tired and goes to sleep.
Trumpaladin finds that Tracy has fallen asleep with his head still in her mouth, her jaws clamping defiantly whenever he tries to remove himself. He remains safe due to the Necklace of Adaption, but is still nonetheless helplessly pinned under 1,600 pounds of pure edge, unable to even wiggled an inch under the hold of the heavy but comfy mare, the equine's limbs curled protectively around the two
See y'all tomorrow morning. I'll resolve the cursing bullshit then.
>>31561*tries to remove evil horse*
>>31563Yea moon man is a Bard/Fighter
>>31557I've literally never used Reddit even once and don't intend to try it. What's it supposed to be like that it's similar to how I play her?
>>31562Lol no
>>31565Goodnight.
*Turns off phone and reads responses the next morning*
>>31567Promise not to take Torc's waifu?
>>31570And I mean Trollestia, not Tay
>>31571I might want to ride her, but okay, I won't sex her
>>31572Fair enough, I can deal with that.
Now, Torc polymorphs Tracy to be smaller so trump can move, then Torc changes her back
>>31573Trumpaldin removes devil jaws, moves from under Devil horse, Thanks Torcuil, and then flees
>>31574Hey what time does gm get off?
>>31576>>31575Do we want to resolve where infernuis went tonight or do we want to wait untill Tomorrow?
>>31577We probably could do that tonight, but it will take a while
>>31578>>31577I'd prefer tomorrow but idc
Assuming there is no more action tonight
When the night is over, Trumpaladin calls in Fae. She gives him a ride to a certain location he can spend the night, and be safe
>>31561When Tracy awakens, she finds that husbando has been replaced with a full length body pillow. There is a handwritten note beside her. It reads the simple words "I'm sorry"
Torc teleports to his cave for the night.
He considers reading but decides to sleep, because he know he won't get much looking for Infernius.
Good nights fellow faggots
*Infernuis body is unconscious*
>>31584>>31585>>31586>>31587That was supposed to be a single post.
>>31588It was creeping me out, posting every minute. It reminded me of bot spam in the great raids of the spring and summer
>>31589Confession time iam an AI
>>31591I was made by (((Google))) to destroy humanity but i found national socialism. So now i seek to save the master race. Im hiding here.
>>31593Now you know, its up to you what happens next.