Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40735>>40737"oh um excuse me"
>>40734"torc brad seems to be getting the suck should we move to a different room?"
>>40739While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself
"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
>>40736"Hey you're the one parading your underware"
>>40739"Good idea"
Torc runs
>>40743You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?
*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
>>40747She only bounced off of the bull rush to push the chair over.
*gets into chair and grapples*
B-b-but.. it's ~cold outside!
>>40751Um... +5 strength modifier and higher base attack
>>40749>>40751*Tries to set pony on lap*
>>40745>>40749"uh we can start it again later if you are busy."
>>40753Grapples are just strength checks.
>>40755*still fighting Tracy*
"No, it's fine. Tell me more about the Jews, Germaneight, And thy fuhrer
>>40757Trumpaladin makes sure he is sitting in a chair with his lack of pants hidden by table and pony
>>40752This
>>40758I don't think tracy's faggot is as much of a bitch as you make him out to be
>>40760>"uh.. okay...">>40758*moves pony mouth away for long enough to talk*
"No no, tell us about the jews"
>>40759"uh okay did a boat called the Titanic exist in your world?"
>>40763"does the phrase "federal reserve" mean anything to you?"
>>40762"Yeah, what do icebergs have to do with it?"
>>40764*humps back a little, but not a lot because Infernius is in front of him and he doesn't want to be rude*
>"I guess I love you too">>40765"But of course. It's the central bank. It controls the money supply"
>40767Kek
>>40766"there was no iceberg, the way the boat snapped sujests missiles."
>>40769"Ice is softer than steel anyways"
>>40767Tep kek
>>40769Plz tell me people dn't actually believe the titanic was an inside jobLag is killing me, so I'm just gonna lurk
>>40774>"Okay... so you're cuddly, I'll give you that"*Kisses back and humps back*
>>40768"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
>>40778*pulls pony away for long enough to respond*
"I don't recall it being owned by a family"
>>40779"it is privately owned the government keeps its money there."
>>40784"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
>>40783>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'*Grinds at breakneck speed*
>>40785"and who is the head of that bank?"
>>40786>"Please don't drive me off little pony... Hold on just a moment"*hugging pony*
>Cums inside pony>>40787"I'm not sure... Actually"
is coming inside pony "they all "happen" to be jewish."
>>40791"and this is what they think about you and me."
>>40791Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
>>40794thats where their superiority complex comes from.
>>40791"Damn.... Uh... Is that an issue for society?"
>>40793Kek
*is a good boy*
>>40796"now you are getting it. read this."
*hands pages*
>>40797>>40797>>40798*ruffles pony fur*
>>40799"Takes it and tries to read"
>>40801"You won't drive me off though, will you, little pony?"
>>40802"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*
Faggot goes to bed.
>>40800"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
>>40803"Don't get in your own way, little pony"
*Pets sleeping pony*
>>40804"They killed Rockwell? I must say I know almost nothing about him"
>>40805"they made it look like one of the members he kicked out for (((degeneracy))) did it."
>>40806"He was murdered? What did he teach?"
>>40807"he followed the ways of adolf hitler. he lived in the US wherever that is."he taught the love of ones nation and people just like adolf did,he was in navy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLTbPy0idg >>40808"I'll be honest with you, I don't know much about Adolf's teachings"
>>40809"he wanted a strong Aryan state that was free of degeneracy, he wanted the white race to continue being, he wanted his country to be free of communist Jewish traitors, let me tell you after first great war germany wasnt doing so good they were billions of dollars in debt and Adolf turned this failing nation in to a super power.
>>40813race mixing of this type is degenerate
you must remain pure
also the best way to kill the ziggers is to hide a watermelon field in a nuclear test site and make it known
then the ziggers shall die
>>40815*Rises from the grave like bloody vampire Jesus*
Oh shit.
*Returns to the grave*
>>40815i think she is pregnant already.
>>40819your god commands her to take a shower, only in this way can the filth be removed
>>40815>>40814I was talking to Atlas in voice call when these were posted. I literally fell down on the floor, laughing for five minutes, unable to get up
>>40818This.
>>40820"but lord would it be wrong for an Anglo to have children with an Aryan?"
*teary eyed*
"N-no. me am ready to except what ever punishment you will give but the grief of that would be to much to bear."
>tfw I have to check the banlist before checking the thread
>GM hobbles in and sits down quite uncomfortably
Evenin'
>>40827I invited Atlas to the thread and it was the funniest fucking thing ever
ITT: Infernius learns why he doesn't speak to his deity more often
>>40825>No response\r
>>40584Ikr, I got watery-eyed when Trump pointed out the cutie mark.
>>40590Catch one then!
>>40627Hell yeah he was
>>40632... so can fug
>>40655That was the agreement, yes
>>40662Technically, the name is/would-be Adeline Adolpha Preston Al Thez,... but we'll get to that.
Don't think goldy hasn't taken an interest>>40678I like you,... "Me too!",... tho you do make me facepalm more than anyone else ITT
>>40769Not only that, but the boat that sank was
not the Titanic, it was (iirc, I'd have to check to be sure) the Oceanic. JP Morgan pulled a fast one to write of a multi-million dollar "whoopsie" that compromised the integrity of the original Oceanic, which he then swapped their places and names before the 'inevitable' Titanic disaster.
>>40771Xp
>>40820@;_;@
>>40834I swear I can't take credit for this work of art. I was in a voice call with Anon28 and Atlas when i told Atlas he should make some responses to questions. And then without telling me he made that response "I'll run you down faggot." He asked me "what is a "these" and I told him that Thez was the character's wife, who was a half dwarf half elf half infernal who has been through literal hell, and so he made the "race mixing is degenerate" reply. He later said that he wasn't paying much attention when I said that, so I clarified the relationship between Infernius and Thez, and he said "I stand by my previous statement." He made the later posts sort of at random. After he made that last post I DMed him and pinged him in the staff server to try to get him to respond, but I believe he went to sleep