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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1132 replies and 95 files omitted.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40739
40745 40746
>>40735
>>40737
"oh um excuse me"
>>40734
"torc brad seems to be getting the suck should we move to a different room?"
GWAzm
?
No.40740
40741 40742
[1d20 = 3]
>>40738
Good idea.
*Assumes hybrid shape*
Bull Rush
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40741
40743
>>40740
>bounce off
Oh well..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40742
40744
>>40740
did you take that Tylenol faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40743
40747
>>40741
*reverts to pony form*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40744
40750
>>40742
Don't have any.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40745
40755
>>40739
While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself

"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40746
>>40736
"Hey you're the one parading your underware"
>>40739
"Good idea"
Torc runs
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40747
40748
>>40743
You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?

*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40748
40749
>>40747
She only bounced off of the bull rush to push the chair over.
*gets into chair and grapples*
5pjEW
?
No.40749
40751 40754 40755
[1d20 = 10]
>>40748
Counter grapple
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40750
>>40744
go get some queer.
GWAzm
?
No.40751
40753 40754
[1d20 = 15]
>>40749

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40752
40758 40761
B-b-but.. it's ~cold outside!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40753
40756
>>40751
Um... +5 strength modifier and higher base attack
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40754
40757
>>40749
>>40751
*Tries to set pony on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40755
40759
>>40745
>>40749
"uh we can start it again later if you are busy."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40756
>>40753
Grapples are just strength checks.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40757
40759
>>40754
*bounces on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40758
40761
>>40752
you are need to kill that virus/ bacterial infection m9.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40759
40760 40762
>>40755
*still fighting Tracy*

"No, it's fine. Tell me more about the Jews, Germaneight, And thy fuhrer

>>40757
Trumpaladin makes sure he is sitting in a chair with his lack of pants hidden by table and pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40760
40761
>>40759
*kisses*
>'Shhhh now.. Let the dumb Bull tell his story, while I relieve some of that stress that's been bugging you lately...'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40761
40764
>>40752
This

>>40758
I don't think tracy's faggot is as much of a bitch as you make him out to be

>>40760
>"uh.. okay..."

>>40758
*moves pony mouth away for long enough to talk*

"No no, tell us about the jews"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40762
40763 40766
>>40759
"uh okay did a boat called the Titanic exist in your world?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40763
40765
>>40762
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40764
40768
>>40761
*bounces rhythmically*
>'I love you so ~much, Flashy.'
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40765
40768
>>40763
"does the phrase "federal reserve" mean anything to you?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40766
40767 40769
>>40762
"Yeah, what do icebergs have to do with it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40767
40771
>>40766
>Ice(((berg)))
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40768
40772 40778
>>40764
*humps back a little, but not a lot because Infernius is in front of him and he doesn't want to be rude*

>"I guess I love you too"

>>40765
"But of course. It's the central bank. It controls the money supply"

>40767
Kek
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40769
40770 40771 40835
>>40766
"there was no iceberg, the way the boat snapped sujests missiles."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40770
>>40769
"Ice is softer than steel anyways"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40771
40835
>>40767
Tep kek
>>40769
Plz tell me people dn't actually believe the titanic was an inside job
Lag is killing me, so I'm just gonna lurk
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40772
40773
>>40768
*bouncing intensifies*
>'I know I love you more than anything, ~Flashy..!
>'You even made me a mommy: the only thing I ever wanted.. None could ever explain how much I love you..'
>'I I can feel our love growing inside me every day. Growing bigger, stronger, hotter.. I can feel it right now.. Can you feel it Flashy?'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40773
40774
>>40772
>"Against my stomach, yes, just a little. He's got a long ways to go though in his development"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40774
40775
>>40773
*locks jaws once more*
>'It makes me so, so, so happy..!'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40775
40776
>>40774
>"Okay... so you're cuddly, I'll give you that"
*Kisses back and humps back*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40776
40777
>>40775
*humps in tandem*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40777
40780
>>40776
>>40776
>"Do you worry about me?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40778
40779
>>40768
"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40779
40781 40784
>>40778
*pulls pony away for long enough to respond*

"I don't recall it being owned by a family"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40780
40782 40783
>>40777
>'Whenever we're apart. I love you so much..!'
*bounces happily*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40781
40782 40783
>>40779
[desperate pony noises]
*hugs tightly*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40782
>>40780
>"I guess I love you too"

>>40781
*hugs pony*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40783
40786
>>40781
>>40780
>"Is there something bothering you, little pony?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40784
40785
>>40779
"it is privately owned the government keeps its money there."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40785
40787
>>40784
"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40786
40788
>>40783
>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'
*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'
*Grinds at breakneck speed*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40787
40788
>>40785
"and who is the head of that bank?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40788
40789
>>40786
>"Please don't drive me off little pony... Hold on just a moment"
*hugging pony*
>Cums inside pony

>>40787
"I'm not sure... Actually"

is coming inside pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40789
40790
>>40788
*Shudders*
>'~Yeeeeeesssssss..! Just like that.. good boy.. let it all out..'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40790
40793 40798
>>40789
*humps more*
Lets out more into pony
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40791
40792 40794 40796
talmud.png
"they all "happen" to be jewish."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40792
>>40791
"and this is what they think about you and me."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40793
40796
>>40790
*Pat's back*
>'Good boy...'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40794
40795
>>40791
Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40795
>>40794
thats where their superiority complex comes from.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40796
40799
>>40791
"Damn.... Uh... Is that an issue for society?"

>>40793
Kek
*is a good boy*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40798
40800
>>40790
*Receives greatfully*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40799
40800
holohoax.png
holohoax2.png
>>40796
"now you are getting it. read this."
*hands pages*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40800
40801 40804
>>40797
>>40797
>>40798
*ruffles pony fur*

>>40799
"Takes it and tries to read"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40801
40802
>>40800
"~Hmmmmph..!"
[Happy pony noises]
*Licks affectionately*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40802
40803
>>40801
"You won't drive me off though, will you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40803
40805
>>40802
"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*

Faggot goes to bed.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40804
40805
>>40800
"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40805
40806
>>40803
"Don't get in your own way, little pony"
*Pets sleeping pony*

>>40804
"They killed Rockwell? I must say I know almost nothing about him"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40806
40807
>>40805
"they made it look like one of the members he kicked out for (((degeneracy))) did it."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40807
40808
>>40806
"He was murdered? What did he teach?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40808
40809
>>40807
"he followed the ways of adolf hitler. he lived in the US wherever that is."he taught the love of ones nation and people just like adolf did,he was in navy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLTbPy0idg
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40809
40810 40811
>>40808
"I'll be honest with you, I don't know much about Adolf's teachings"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40810
>>40809
"he wanted a strong Aryan state that was free of degeneracy, he wanted the white race to continue being, he wanted his country to be free of communist Jewish traitors, let me tell you after first great war germany wasnt doing so good they were billions of dollars in debt and Adolf turned this failing nation in to a super power.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40811
40812
>>40809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGsFMmcIfOw
heres a good red pill.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40812
40813
>>40811
I've got Atlas on voice chat, do you have questions for Hitler diety?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40813
40814 40815
>>40812
how should i go about killing all the ziggers?
can you give him a qiuck rundown on thez and then ask him if it is a sin to him for infernuis to be with thez.
ask about the child.
why did he put me here?

Hitler
Titan
jizQc
?
No.40814
40821
>>40813
I'll run you down faggot
Hitler
Titan
jizQc
?
No.40815
40816 40819 40821
>>40813
race mixing of this type is degenerate
you must remain pure
also the best way to kill the ziggers is to hide a watermelon field in a nuclear test site and make it known

then the ziggers shall die
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40816
>>40815
*Rises from the grave like bloody vampire Jesus*

Oh shit.

*Returns to the grave*
4cikZ
?
No.40817
40818
<a onclick="highlightReply('40815', event);" href="/vx/res/39520.html#40815">>>40815</a><br/>yes mein Fuhrer im sorry but i love her.
<br><br><b><span style="color:red">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40818
40821
>>40817
>Talking back to Atlas
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40819
40820
>>40815
i think she is pregnant already.
Hitler
Titan
jizQc
?
No.40820
40822 40835
>>40819
your god commands her to take a shower, only in this way can the filth be removed
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40821
Laughing_Pony.gif
>>40815
>>40814
I was talking to Atlas in voice call when these were posted. I literally fell down on the floor, laughing for five minutes, unable to get up

>>40818
This.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40822
40824
>>40820
"but lord would it be wrong for an Anglo to have children with an Aryan?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40823
Poor Infernius...
Hitler
Titan
jizQc
?
No.40824
>>40822
gas
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40825
40826 40833 40919
1514770612913.jpg
*teary eyed*
"N-no. me am ready to except what ever punishment you will give but the grief of that would be to much to bear."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40826
>>40825
Holy cow..!
*Eats popcorn*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40827
40828 40829 40830
>tfw I have to check the banlist before checking the thread
>GM hobbles in and sits down quite uncomfortably
Evenin'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40828
>>40827
*Doot doot*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40829
>>40827
I invited Atlas to the thread and it was the funniest fucking thing ever
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40830
>>40827
*nervously waits*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40831
...

>Diamond Body
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40832
1512957178967.jpg

5pjEW
?
No.40833
40834
laughing_luna_by_cencerberon-d5y7xf8.png
ITT: Infernius learns why he doesn't speak to his deity more often

>>40825
>No response
\r
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40834
40837
>>40833
is suspicious of you.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40835
>>40584
Ikr, I got watery-eyed when Trump pointed out the cutie mark.
>>40590
Catch one then!
>>40627
Hell yeah he was
>>40632
... so can fug
>>40655
That was the agreement, yes
>>40662
Technically, the name is/would-be Adeline Adolpha Preston Al Thez,... but we'll get to that.
Don't think goldy hasn't taken an interest
>>40678
I like you,... "Me too!",... tho you do make me facepalm more than anyone else ITT
>>40769
Not only that, but the boat that sank was not the Titanic, it was (iirc, I'd have to check to be sure) the Oceanic. JP Morgan pulled a fast one to write of a multi-million dollar "whoopsie" that compromised the integrity of the original Oceanic, which he then swapped their places and names before the 'inevitable' Titanic disaster.
>>40771
Xp
>>40820
@;_;@

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40836
>baking nao
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40837
>>40834
I swear I can't take credit for this work of art. I was in a voice call with Anon28 and Atlas when i told Atlas he should make some responses to questions. And then without telling me he made that response "I'll run you down faggot." He asked me "what is a "these" and I told him that Thez was the character's wife, who was a half dwarf half elf half infernal who has been through literal hell, and so he made the "race mixing is degenerate" reply. He later said that he wasn't paying much attention when I said that, so I clarified the relationship between Infernius and Thez, and he said "I stand by my previous statement." He made the later posts sort of at random. After he made that last post I DMed him and pinged him in the staff server to try to get him to respond, but I believe he went to sleep
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40839
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/40838.html
Hitler
Titan
jizQc
?
No.40919
>>40825
stop being such a bitch