Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
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>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
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>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
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@41349
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>>41350
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>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
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