Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41627
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>>41628
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
>>41631
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
>>41630
Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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>>41632
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
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>>41638
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
>>41640
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
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>>41644
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
>>41647
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
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>>41650
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
>>41643
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
>>41654
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
>>41652
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
>>41661
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
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>>41664
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
>>41662
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
>>41667
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
>>41666
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
>>41671
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
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