Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
>>41937
no thanks
no thanks
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
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>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
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