Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41827Shoot it with something? Cast a spell on it that will reduce it's magic
>>41824Do you want to try landing on its deck now?
>>41830It's blocking everything including planar travel. It blocked that fireball too.
>>41831She will, as soon as she can get there.
>>41829Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
>>41832No, it blocked the Fireball by tactics.
>>41833He can, I just missed the declaration is all
>>41834Thats nice to know, thanks
[1d20 = 11]
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
[1d20 = 13]>>41840Put "dice 1d20" in the email field.
K. Torcuil, the field isn't "just" a normal magic field, several ppl have went together to put it in place. Previous attempts to dispel were unsuccessful.
>>41837So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.
>>41846Tracy to stab on instinct, disregarding the hissing.
>>41847Shouldn't you like, draw a weapon? Or roll? Or wait for your turn?
>>41846Hmmm, Torc sticks a pinky finger in the feild to see if it affects organic material
>>41848Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
[4d20 = 33]>>41847>>41849>>41846>>41848Well fuck me then
Quickdraw Vanderiem and slash with him
>>41850You can say you're doing that though. And specify a weapon
>>41847K
>>41849When did he get in range of the membrane?
>>41843Lenos punches through with little difficulty,....
The party's explorational period and general poking around is accentuated (cut off?) by 14 rapid-fire thuds which explode from the side of the vessel, which is still a good way away thanks to this fucking field.
>>41853>>41850Spurs mount
"Punch through, stab through, or get us around this damned field"
so what is the order of actions? meaning who goes first second and so forth
>>41854*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
>>41855I have:
Lenos
Trump
Tracy
Thez
Infernius (non-responsive)
Torcuil (non-responsive)
>>41857If Trump moves first, can he direct/steer Tracy to move with him?
>>41857i thought i as talking to thez
>>41857im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
>>41859You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
>>41860I'll take it
"How do we get through this barrier, Lenos?"
>>41862Wait, is he able to touch the balloon?
>>41862I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
>>41865>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrierI'm going to let this one sink in
>>41865Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
>>41865Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
>>41867This. Except let me help
>reviveEh, maybe if I'm not feeling too lazy
>>41870Not if its winged or otherwise kinetic
>>41869We only need one. The rest can stay dead.
[1d20 = 20]>>41866I said pinkie finger you fucking idiot.
>>41867Torc pulls out his dagger and grows it to full size while humming "Pop goes the weasel"
Roll to pop the balloon
>>41871Can we fly over the deck and land on it?
>>41867Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
>>41873HOLY FUCKING SHIT PRAISE KEK
>>41874A nightmare's flight is magical isn't it?
*smacks amulet to turn to his uncursed form*pic related