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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41830
41832
>>41827
Shoot it with something? Cast a spell on it that will reduce it's magic
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41831
41832 41835
>>41824
Do you want to try landing on its deck now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41832
41834
>>41830
It's blocking everything including planar travel. It blocked that fireball too.
>>41831
She will, as soon as she can get there.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41833
41834
>>41829
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41834
41836
>>41832
No, it blocked the Fireball by tactics.
>>41833
He can, I just missed the declaration is all
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41835
41837
>>41831
hit it with your sword.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41836
>>41834
Thats nice to know, thanks
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41837
41846
>>41835
*instinctive stabbing*
MwlG2
?
No.41838
41839 41841
[1d20 = 11]
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
jUW0k
?
No.41839
[1d20 = 19]
>>41838
Rolling
roll 1d20
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41840
41842 41844

Ktiev
?
No.41841
[1d20 = 13]
>>41838
Rollan'
Ktiev
?
No.41842
41845
[1d20 = 13]
>>41840
Put "dice 1d20" in the email field.
X/NDv
?
No.41843
41852
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41844
41845
>>41840
>has made that mistake at least 3 times
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41845
>>41842
thanks
>>41844
ya ya I know
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41846
41847 41849 41851
K. Torcuil, the field isn't "just" a normal magic field, several ppl have went together to put it in place. Previous attempts to dispel were unsuccessful.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41847
41848 41851 41852
>>41846
Tracy to stab on instinct, disregarding the hissing.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41848
41850 41851
>>41847
Shouldn't you like, draw a weapon? Or roll? Or wait for your turn?
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41849
41851 41852
>>41846
Hmmm, Torc sticks a pinky finger in the feild to see if it affects organic material
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41850
41851 41854
>>41848
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
jUW0k
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No.41851
[4d20 = 33]
>>41847
>>41849
>>41846
>>41848
Well fuck me then

Quickdraw Vanderiem and slash with him

>>41850
You can say you're doing that though. And specify a weapon
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41852
41861
>>41847
K
>>41849
When did he get in range of the membrane?
>>41843
Lenos punches through with little difficulty,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41853
41854
The party's explorational period and general poking around is accentuated (cut off?) by 14 rapid-fire thuds which explode from the side of the vessel, which is still a good way away thanks to this fucking field.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41854
41856
>>41853
>>41850
Spurs mount

"Punch through, stab through, or get us around this damned field"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41855
41857
so what is the order of actions? meaning who goes first second and so forth
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41856
>>41854
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41857
41858 41859 41860
>>41855
I have:
Lenos
Trump
Tracy
Thez
Infernius (non-responsive)
Torcuil (non-responsive)
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41858
>>41857
If Trump moves first, can he direct/steer Tracy to move with him?
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41859
41862
>>41857
i thought i as talking to thez
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41860
41863
>>41857
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41861
41862
>>41852
Idk, but can it happen?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41862
41864 41865
>>41859
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41863
Trump_on_fire.jpg
>>41860
I'll take it

"How do we get through this barrier, Lenos?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41864
>>41862
Wait, is he able to touch the balloon?
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41865
41866 41867 41868
>>41862
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41866
41873
>>41865
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41867
41869 41873 41875
375.gif
>>41865
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41868
41870
>>41865
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41869
41872
>>41867
This. Except let me help

>revive
Eh, maybe if I'm not feeling too lazy
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41870
41871
>>41868
Oh

does flying count?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41871
41874
>>41870
Not if its winged or otherwise kinetic
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41872
>>41869
We only need one. The rest can stay dead.
Bm++O
?
No.41873
41876 41882 41900
[1d20 = 20]
>>41866
I said pinkie finger you fucking idiot.
>>41867
Torc pulls out his dagger and grows it to full size while humming "Pop goes the weasel"
Roll to pop the balloon
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41874
41877 41878
>>41871
Can we fly over the deck and land on it?
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41875
41880
>>41867
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41876
>>41873
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PRAISE KEK
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41877
41880
ship.jpg
>>41874
No
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41878
41880
>>41874
A nightmare's flight is magical isn't it?
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41879
41881 41883 41885 41902
lenos.png
*smacks amulet to turn to his uncursed form*pic related