Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41411"I love you too, ~Flashy."
>>41412reeeeee evil succubus demon horse!
Check this pali for Torc to know where the hell Troll is
>>41413"Evil about ~
you!"
>>41414With digits like that, you could scry her anywhere.
Just do it in Rabbit, so you don't spoil it.
>>41418Can I get a uhhhh
Telepathic communication?
>>41418Goddamn it you made her even cuter
>>41417>>41418Definitely think Torcuil should scry Trollestia
>>41419Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that
>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker\r
>>41425He could do it if he met her, but it probably wouldn't be worth the XP.
>>41421All he can determine are flash images of a thick, overgrown forest.
>>41427>forestWell thats helpful, does my pali count for nothing?
>>41425>>41425Unfortunately that's true for a certain specific blue party member
>>41427That's... Actually pretty much the best you can hope for out of scry
>>41424reeeeeeee >>41428You determined that she is in a thick, overgrown forest. That means you discovered something
>>41430Yeah, I determined she could be almost anywhere
>>41431She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?
>>41433>hoo-man genitalia>>41433Useful information, terrible pic
>>41432Well, I know it isn't the charred forest by the tower
>>41434That would take time and research. You mean like Sting in LOTR yes?
>>41436>like Sting in LOTR yes?Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
>>41435>charred forestApparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
>>41437Isn't that what Sting does?
>>41441Damn that's fuckable
>>41437I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.
>>41438I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)
>>41443THIS
>>41441Much much better my friend
>>41445I guess it's exploring time
>>41445I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
>>41447"Little pony, you don't need to obsess yourself with that mare. You have me"
*hugs pony*
>>41448"I guess I can be content with having driven her off for a while.."
*hugs back*
>>41449"A while? I doubt she'll
ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
>>41450"I know.. but if I ever see her again, I'll
erase her."
[happy pony noises]
>>41450Unicorns are easily startled, but she'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
>>41452>in greater numbersHow many equines is she willing to sacrifice to save her own skin?
>>41452Kek, what's that quoted from
>in greater numbers*Finds Felicia, and hugs her like a cuddle toy*
BRING IT ON! LET HER SEND HER ADORABLE HORDE!
>>41453Fucking this
>>41454>what's that quoted fromH-how? How dp you not know?
>>41456Hello there
>>41459"B-but... she's so cuddly....
Okay..."
*cuddles blue demon pony*
>>41458Are you threatening me master paladin?
>>41460Torc cuddles no one because his waifu is hiding in a forest...
This isn't as fun