Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41043No
>>41044An Abrahamic would say that Johnny Cash is Jesus' character
>>41045Funny you mention that
>>41047Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
>>41050Comparing Jesus to Trollestia
>>41048>>41049>>41050Gentlemen, are we operating under the appreciation that the story of Jesus is way beyond 2000 years old?
>derailing my own thread >>41049Take that bullshit Mudslime scripture out of here!
I get the joke though. Good one. >>41054It was sarcasm, to show that Trollestia is clearly not like Jesus
>>41057Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
>>41058Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's WaifuWould still stand in most cases.
>>41045>>41047Still?
Just trying to visualize the scene for dialogue and whatnot.
>>41039yes I can
>>41040It would take awhile to make all that
>>41062*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
>>41061Its outside; she can't teleport
that often
>>41059Was Trollestia coveting a neighbor's waifu?
>>41058>God is EvilHaram
>>41062Uh... How long for the first set for the Dragonne? I'm guessing the second set would take essentially the same amount of time?
>>41066>was trollClose enough.
*lathers body against leg*
"Good afternoon, ~Flashy."
>>41066I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
>>41068"Have you been working hard, ~Flashy? I have."
*rubs suds on leg*
>>41070"Why are you covered in soap and bubbles"
Flatly
>>41071Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
[1d20 = 1]>>41072>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
>>41074Fuck. Whelp. No bath for Tracy
[1d20 = 2]>>41071"I was just down on the holodeck training. You should join me some time."
[soapy pony noises]
>>41074lol she's too slippery to grab
*Full-body hug*
>>41078We just found the active ingredient for Salve of Slipperiness...
>>41063Enchantinf them with keeness is a good way to go
>>41066Oh at least a month mithril is finicky
>>41080"Keenness. Thank you very much."
>>41079"Well, that was embarrassing"
*walks off to try to wash off pimp suit*
>>41080reeeeeee"What about mail chain shirt?"
>>41075>>41082[slippery pony noises]
"If you wanted a bath, Flashy, I'll gladly oblige..."
*latches onto leg*
>>41085As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
>>41052i see what you are saying now.
>>41084Depends on how big and type of metal as well as enchantments if any
>>41088"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
>>41089About 3 weeks for that if made from regular metal with no enchantments
[1d20 = 8]>>41090*Washes off pony with garden hose*
Rolling because dice rolls are fun
*turns to light the bigger forge
>>41094The forge seems unresponsive for some reason. It doesn't seem to catch.