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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40840
40841
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Nightmarish boop
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40841
>>40840
Reeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40842
40843 40845
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt

>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm

>Facepalm
But how?

>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40843
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40844
40849
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Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40845
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40846
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40847
40848 40851 40853
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>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40848
40849
>>40847
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40849
40850
>>40844
See >>40837 →

>>40848
But he just sexed her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40850
40852
>>40849
And?
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40851
40856
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).

Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40852
40854
>>40850
reeeee why is she insatiable
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40853
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>>40847

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40854
40855
>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40855
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
jUW0k
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No.40856
40857 40858
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>>40851
>You can't keep Infernius
*sad waifu thief noises*

*Shakes pony off leg*
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40857
40859
>>40856
"Well, you can try,...."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40858
40862
>>40856
>*Shakes pony of leg*
Lol no
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40859
40860
>>40857
"what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40860
40861 40862
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40861
40863
>>40860
"hes not saying he wants to fight me."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40862
>>40858
*sighs*

*lets her finish*

"My poor pants..."

>>40860
>She's this cocky, because she knows she has nothing to be worried about
reeeeee
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40863
40864
>>40861
"But I thought us being together was degenerate,...."
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40864
40865 40867 40920
>>40863
"i told him no."
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40865
40866
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40866
40868 40869
>>40865
"well ya know."
*winks*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40867
>>40864
>Saying no to Hitler
>Ever
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40868
40871
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>>40866
>implying you could resist Trumpaladin's charm
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40869
40870 40872
>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40870
>>40869
"I have +34 on Diplomacy checks, you know"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40871
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>>40868

Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40872
40873 40874
>>40869
"no me say me love you and if that means me get cursed so be it."
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40873
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40874
40876
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>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40876
40877 40880
>>40874
You don't understand love.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40877
40878 40880 40882
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>>40876
You don't understand devotion
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40878
40879
>>40877
>talks about devotion
>can't choose just one waifu

Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40879
40881
>>40878
Because he's already devoted to God and Country
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40880
40883
>>40877
>>40876
infernuis understands both.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40881
40883
>>40879
Pull the other one
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40882
40883
>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.

*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40883
40884 40886
>>40882
I do follow the code of conduct!

I just have a very liberal God apparently

>>40881
Pull the other one what?

>>40880
Then why chose waifu?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40884
40885
>>40883
Leg
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40885
40887
>>40884
Um... pulls leg
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40886
>>40883
cause family.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40887
40888
>>40885
Pull the other one
jUW0k
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No.40888
40889
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>>40887
Um... Grapples pony
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40889
40890
>>40888
"And you thought you could seduce Infernius,...."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40890
40891
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"