Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41460"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.
>>41463"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*
>>41468"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"
>>41472"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
>>41461[happy pony noises]
>>41462Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.
>>41476[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."
>>41477I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
>>41478*points to Infernius and Thez*
"But
that. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"
>>41479>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affectionWho told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck"..I'd sell my
soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
>>41481"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"
>>41479>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection>>41477Near-Death?
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...
>>41476MINE
>>41482".. Well, I could
try to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though.."
>>41484Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture? >>41483Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality
>>41484Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons
>>41485"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
>>41486But you said it was because its ancap...
>throws ball for Mr. Snek >>41486*licks affectionately*
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]
>>41488[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*
>>41487Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
>>41480And I love Ponk
>>41483>MINEYou can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia
>>41489*licking intensifies*
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."
>>41489>Libertarians are kind of anti-social thoughEh, I won't debate it.
>I can have TrollWorks for me
>>41490Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff
>>41490Uh...
>>41491"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*
>>41494"... I want to be a mommy.."
>>41496"It's what I want more than anything."
>>41497*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
>>41493Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?
>>41498".. What is that, Flashy?"
>>41500"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
>>41501Ah.
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?
>>41503I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.
>>41506Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
Somehow?
>>41507>Mounting snekThat sounds suspiciously like treading
>>41507You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on
>>41507Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.
>>41508Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
>>41512You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?
>>41512So perhaps a contract then?
>>41506So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?
>>41513No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first
>>41514Pretty much