Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41250They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
>>41251Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
>>41252They sound monstrously cute.
>>41254I'm figuring that for the first few months, they're gonna be untrained Chocobos
>>41256>>41256Does it take a super high dexterity score and special feats for a character using a ranged weapon to have more than one shot in a round, or do they receive additional ranged attacks in a round if their base attack bonus is high enough for ranged attacks?
>>41240
Did I delet this by accident?
>>41258Moderation log says "17 minutes/vx/ User deleted his own post #41253 (shadow deleted)"
Well, you deleted it
>>41259I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
>>41257If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
>>41257I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
>>41264So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
>>41265Can animated Sentient items move on their own?
>>41265For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
"Then I can get meself drunk!"
>>41267Could he attack on his own?
>>41269No, he can't swing himself
>>41270Would he be capable of hacking into a locked liquor cabinet on his own if animated?
>>41271Oh, I'm SURE he would think of something
>>41272With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
>>41268Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
>>41273I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
>>41275>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>>41274>>41275>No one knows who will win the upcoming Generals v Spartans Football Game.Elway knows, and Elway is on our side
>>41276Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
>>41278So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
>>41280He'd better watch his neck around Tracy, is all I'm saying.
>>41278Should send a pigeon to him to tell him the Court City is more vulnerable than normal
>>41281The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
>>41283'.. I won't miss that little rat next time...'
Tracy thinks to herself.
>>41284Gotta' stay in-character..
>>41285The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
>>41287Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
>>41288Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
>>41287"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"
>>41283People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself
>>41285"Neither will his RPG miss you"
>>41288Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
>>41289Would he have actually died then?
I take it back, its
not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
>>41292Reeeeee Trump and Tracy aren't
that weak
>>41292>never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazookaThat was my guess
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
>>41291I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there..
I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
>>41296That's more from the pseudo-cadet dialogue
>>41295The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense
>Bite something's head offA Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
>>41298Yeah, I'll try not to fuck-up diplomatic stuff, but I
really had fun that time
>>41298>The people we meet try to buy Tracy.I'm sure they will, although she'll let them know she's a married mare, one way or another.
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
>>41300I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
>>41298"I am the best mount, aren't I, Flashy?"
*snuggles*