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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42045
42087
>>42042
"me would give up my powers 1000 times to protect you and addy."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42046
42048 42049 42052
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42047
>>42044
I used the chain because range.
jUW0k
?
No.42048
42050 42051 42052 42053 42105
[1d20+34 = 35]
>>42046
>Can't attack

Fuck it I'm talking then. Attempt diplomacy
Ktiev
?
No.42049
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42046
[Angry nightmare noises]
Intimidate
MwlG2
?
No.42050
[1d100 = 59]
>>42048

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42051
>>42048
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42052
>>42048
>>42046
Light the deck on fire.
MwlG2
?
No.42053
42056 42058
[1d20 = 16]
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42054
42057
Detect alignment on ship captain or officer
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42055
42057
Call Fae
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42056
42057
>>42053
Did Tracy's intimidation phase them?
*Walk straight up to the faggot who cast the spell*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42057
42059
>>42054
>>42055
Which is it?
>>42056
No, there's more than a dozen per side, each bolsering the saving throw of the other.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42058
42061
>>42053
As Tracy is doing that, may as well say "Hello"

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42059
42061
>>42057
Detect alignment and "hello"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42060
42061
how far away from the ship is lenos
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42061
42063 42064
>>42058
>>42059
A 1 - 59 = lose a turn, meaning Trump can engage pleasantries next round.
>>42060
3 rounds out without incurring an AC penalty.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42062
42065 42066
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42063
42070
>>42061
So not within range to cast firestorm on the deck of the ship?
Ktiev
?
No.42064
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42065
42070
>>42062
Captain?
Fug the Spellcaster, go to him instead.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42066
42067 42070
>>42062
>>42062
Um... what's spell scroll-work, and what sort of fortification?

Also, tries "hello" again
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42067
42069 42071
>>42066
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.

*Goes to the captain*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42069
42071
>>42067
As in, within nose-touching range.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42070
42071 42072
>>42063
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42071
>>42067
We can get a visual description of whaat's happening even if there's no clue what the magic effect is

>>42069
*forces pony to stay out of booping range*

>>42070
"Why have you been shooting at our base and at our city?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42072
>>42070
Fly right over their heads towards the captain.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42073
42074 42075 42081 42105 42108
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42074
>>42073
"May I ask who is speaking?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42075
42076
>>42073
Walk straight towards the captain and get as close as possible.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42076
42078
>>42075
"Stahp. That's enough"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42077
42084
>>41916
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42078
42079
>>42076
*Blows smoke at the captain with frustration*
>'I wanna' stab someone..!'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42079
42080
>>42078
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42080
42081
>>42079
>'So?'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42081
>>42080
>"I want to find out what the hell is going on first"

>>42073
"And welcome to Port Barry. Would you be so kind as to tell us why cannon balls were being hurled at our city and our base?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42082
42083 42084 42086
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42083
>>42082
*Pets horsey*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42084
42085
>>42082
Tbh, I was hoping to at least pause at this point
>>42077
Yes, but not necessarily in view of the deck of the ship, else he'd have been far more shot-at than he was.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42085
>>42084
Pausing sounds good ill be back in the morning
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42086
813279__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-mcsadat_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_smiling_when she smiles.jpg
>>42082
FOUND IT! Color feels a bit off though
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42087
42088 42089 42090
>>42045
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42088
42090
>>42087
*hugs*
"you dont have to say it."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42089
881135__safe_solo_twilight sparkle_meme_screencap_image macro_unicorn_fire_over a barrel_pyromaniac.jpg
>>42087
>Not present but still want to say it anyways
"You're cured Thez. You're better this way"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42090
42091
>>42088
>>42087
"me now you miss them, but even if we both lose our powers we will be together."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42091
42092
>>42090
"Then why?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42092
42093
>>42091
"why what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42093
42094
>>42092
"Its not about missing anything,..." <whooof>
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42094
42095
>>42093
"thez! where you go?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42095
42096 42097 42101 42105
>>42094
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?