Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>42042"me would give up my powers 1000 times to protect you and addy."
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
>>42044I used the chain because range.
[1d20+34 = 35]>>42046>Can't attackFuck it I'm talking then. Attempt diplomacy
[1d20 = 16]>>42048Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
Detect alignment on ship captain or officer
>>42053Did Tracy's intimidation phase them?
*Walk straight up to the faggot who cast the spell*
>>42054>>42055Which is it?
>>42056No, there's more than a dozen per side, each bolsering the saving throw of the other.
>>42053As Tracy is doing that, may as well say "Hello"
>>42057Detect alignment and "hello"
how far away from the ship is lenos
>>42058>>42059A 1 - 59 = lose a turn, meaning Trump can engage pleasantries next round.
>>420603 rounds out without incurring an AC penalty.
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
>>42061So not within range to cast firestorm on the deck of the ship?
[1d20+21 = 38]>>42061Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42062Captain?
Fug the Spellcaster, go to him instead.
>>42062>>42062Um... what's spell scroll-work, and what sort of fortification?
Also, tries "hello" again
>>42066>What sort ofHe wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>>42067As in, within nose-touching range.
>>42063In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
>>42067We can get a visual description of whaat's happening even if there's no clue what the magic effect is
>>42069*forces pony to stay out of booping range*
>>42070"Why have you been shooting at our base and at our city?"
>>42070Fly right over their heads towards the captain.
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
>>42073"May I ask who is speaking?"
>>42073Walk straight towards the captain and get as close as possible.
>>41916Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
>>42080>"I want to find out what the hell is going on first">>42073"And welcome to Port Barry. Would you be so kind as to tell us why cannon balls were being hurled at our city and our base?"
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
>>42082Tbh, I was hoping to at least pause at this point
>>42077Yes, but not necessarily in view of the deck of the ship, else he'd have been far more shot-at than he was.
>>42084Pausing sounds good ill be back in the morning
>>42082FOUND IT! Color feels a bit off though
>>42045Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
>>42087*hugs*
"you dont have to say it."
>>42087>Not present but still want to say it anyways"You're cured Thez. You're better this way"
>>42088>>42087"me now you miss them, but even if we both lose our powers we will be together."
>>42092"Its not about missing anything,..." <whooof>
>>42094Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?