Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41875It'll take Fae three hours (in real time) to get there.
>>41878Well.. it's not stated that it is, but idk...
>>41877What about on top of the balloon?
>>41873Checking that sweet roll.
>>41879A FUCKING DRAGON. I mean, a proper and big one
>>41880just fly over top the barrier, transform into pony, fall through, remount, fly onto deck. Or I can call Fae
>>41881*struts his stuff(picture emporers new groove lama dance)*
>>41879GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
>>41884>emporers new groove lama dancePosting pics, because why not.
>>41885Did Torc's natural 20 manage to pop the balloon?
>>41887Probably not. Now fall into the field
>>41889*falls on top of balloon*
>>41888>nat20>mothafucking tripsIt better fucking pop that balloon
>>41892Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
>>41888It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
>>41893The dagger turns into a claymore
>>41894>shot atNow I am, thanks
HUZZAH, FUCK EVERYONE'S PLANNING
>>41890>>41894As Tracy lands on the balloon, she obscures Torc with her smoke to cover for him.
How many people are shooting?
>>41897Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
>>41897Balloon popped, no landing on
>>41899What about the deck beneath the balloon?
>>41898The smoke isn't magic (i think), but she stops anyway.
[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
>>41903Transform into non-magical mud pony. It's the only way to be sure
>>41898She transforms into a heavy warhorse.
>>41905>>41906Mudponies are magical. Warhorses are not.
"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
>>41907Because she's smol and he wouldn't be able to ride her properly.
>>41902*fires breath weapon at the balloon thing above the ship*
>>41910Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
>>41909Well fug.
*starts smoking again*
>>41912Trump, pull out your goddamn shield and use it for cover while she tries to land on that thing.
>>41912*does so*
>>41909Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
>>41911what element is your breath weapon again?
>>41911As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
>>41916>>41913NOW is an excellent time for smoke
Draws Bee shield
Pulls out ever smoking bottle and releases the cap, because fuck it
>>41914Me too, but some ppl are charging the shit.
>>41915Its both acid and flame, thus napalm
>>41918Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
>>41915Are Tracy and Trump able to land on it yet?
>>41917Use the Tower shield to cover them while she moves forward.
You can drop it later if you want.
>>41915Napalm
>>41918>Lenos is a Gold and Black Dragon. At the same timeDefinitely making my bizarre request
>>41922Fuck it. Draws Tower shield for cover. pls move out of line of fire
>>41920Imma' kill everyone on this ship regardless of alignment, just saying that now.
>>41925They're mount and rider. Do their kills count for eachother?
*Speeds towards to ship so she can start slitting throats already*
>>41926No, it's one with no back ground and her back is arched up I think?
>>41927Who knows