Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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*scratches chin and then burps into the forge opening*
>>41090Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
>>41097Lenos hears what sounds like a sizzle(?) followed by a sudden FLASH. That's what he sees.
>>41099*rockets backwards into the wall streaming smoke*
>>41093So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever
he's done, let us know.
>>41098*continues spraying down horse*
*washes various disgusting fluids from pony off legs*
THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
[1d20 = 16]>>41102Reeeeeeeeeeee"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
[1d20 = 13]>>41105GM said she could do it last time I asked, I just never brought it up since because I thought she'd need to be epic level to make the check, but I didn't know about the salve then.
>>41109ReeeeeeeeRolling to Bull Rush him into the baths
>>41111Can ~too!
>>41112You are grappling and don't have doge
Make an opposed strength check.
[1d20 = 18]>>41113Sure
I have more strength than you - 20-18
[1d20 = 2]>>41114>wearing items in the bath"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
>>41115Nope. She's thoroughly "distracted".
>>41115Lol
*takes pony to the bath anyways out if putty for the horse*
>>41118Mind you, Lenos is attached to that device, by happenstance
[2d20 = 14]
Rolling for Thez and Infernius' saving throw
>>41126Uh....
*soaps up and washes off pony*
>>41127[happy soaped-up pony noises]
>>41126Do i need to roll for savings throw as well
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
>>41131You get no saving throw Xp
>>41133Oooffff da *grunts* damn bull
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
>>41139*groans holding head* thez what did you do
[3d20 = 41]
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
>>41142Had to be thez she is the only one that messes with my forges
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*