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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41150
41154
>>41147
>is watching
".... Oh shit..!"
*grabs things*
MwlG2
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No.41151
41152 41155
[5d6 = 11]
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41152
>>41151
"dont know."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41153
41158
>>41149
"Uhm, were you gonna?" <whoooof> she vanishes as the ground speeds nervously close.

OJesw
?
No.41154
41160
[1d20 = 12]
>>41150
Oh no you don't!

Grapple
Ktiev
?
No.41155
41156 41159 41167
[1d20 = 17]
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41156
>>41155
Search and Spot*
Anonymous
rK3GF
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No.41157
*casts feather fall*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41158
41162
>>41153
"uatchit"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41159
>>41155
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41160
41161
>>41154
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41161
>>41160
Gotta stay in character.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41162
41163
>>41158
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41163
41165 41168
>>41162
"whos a good girl?"
Anonymous
rK3GF
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No.41164
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
?
No.41165
41166 41169
>>41163
gas
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41166
41169
>>41165
"the ziggers?"
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41167
41170
>>41155
"Say what now? Danger?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41168
41173
>>41163
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41169
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>>41166
>>41165
>The lord hath come to punish the heretic
You'd better explain yourself carefully, Infernius. He's not fucking around.
Ktiev
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No.41170
41171
[1d20 = 4]
>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41171
41172 41175
>>41170
"Are you shitting me?"

*is thoroughly distracted*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41172
>>41171
"...~No..."
*pushes into reclining chair*
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41173
41174
>>41168
"are we being attacked?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41174
>>41173
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41175
41176
>>41171
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41176
41177
>>41175
"Well fuck me"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41177
41179
>>41176
"~With pleasure…"
*Slides mare-bewbs against crotch*
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41178
41180 41181
*Is out of the movies and at a different bar now*
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41179
41182 41183
>>41177
Dubs, they are getting bigger,
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
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No.41180
>>41178
degenerate
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41181
41185 41229
>>41178
Don't worry, all we're deciding tonight is "Who gets blown up?".
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41182
41186
>>41179
Hooray for horse tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41183
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>41179
Pregnancy has its perks.
OJesw
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No.41184
41188 41189
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING

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Anonymous
rK3GF
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No.41185
>>41181
That sounds like fun
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41186
41187
>>41182
*Grinds*
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41187
41189
>>41186
*pets horsey to relieve anxiety about whatever is going on that he missed*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
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No.41188
41190
>>41184
Trumpaladin grows curious, and tests something
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41189
>>41184
>talking back to the almighty
>>41187
[Relaxing pony noises]
*Pets back*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
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No.41190
41191
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>>41188

Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
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No.41191
41192
>>41190
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41192
41193
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>>41191
Okay...
Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
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No.41193
41194
>>41192
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41194
image.png
>>41193
*is cowing now, before Lord Adolf*
"Um... O-okay... Uh, sorry"
MwlG2
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No.41195
41196 41229
<a onclick="highlightReply('41193', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41193">>>41193</a><br/>As OP, I fully authorize any non-excessive, temporary bans and modifications to the Nuts threads. Bitches are welcome to get salty. but are right in being reminded who has the hammer.
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41196
41200
>>41195
>Fully authorize
*Grumbles*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41197
41198 41200
GM, which Abjurations can be made Permanent?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41198
41199
>>41197
Gimme an example
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41199
41201 41203
>>41198
Unholy Aura?