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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41728
41745
>>41725
"something about what?"
Ktiev
?
No.41729
41730 41731 41732
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41730
>>41729
nice roll
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41731
41732
>>41729
*blazes toward ship quietly*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41732
41733 41734
>>41729
A brilliant technicolor streak speeds from the tower, trailed by a short burst of flame and an obvious and consistent smoke-trail. Its almost like g-major nyan cat desu.
>>41731
But no less visually obviously
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41733
41738
>>41732
I know, just getting in the habit of Sneaking.
[distinct lack of pony noises]
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41734
41736 41737
>>41732
The beautiful human riding the Nyan cat waives his hand to hail the airship
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41735
41745
Spooky_ship.jpg
Does ship look like pic related?
MwlG2
?
No.41736
41740 41742
[14d20 = 121]
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41737
41740
>>41734
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41738
41739 41742
>>41733
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas

Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41739
41741
>>41738
Use your Detect Ebil once she gets withing 60 ft.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41740
41743
>>41737
While she's flying at 80 mph? No way. All smoke will do is leave a trail that will be visible for miles and last minutes

>>41736
Yells out at and hails ship
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41741
41743
>>41739
Good idea. And ethereal jaunt if they shoot the big guns at you
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41742
>>41736
>20
RIP
>>41738
Torc fighting style: Recreation nukes, everywhere
I just realized that the tartan is ancap colors
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41743
41744
>>41740
When I said "bee-line" I meant she's moving at full speed.
>>41740
>All smoke will do is leave a trail
The cone extends 15 ft in front of the nightmare, cloaking its entire body even as it moves.
>>41741
>Suggesting the E-word
Why not?
*jaunts*
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41744
41749
>>41743
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41745
41748 41750 41752
ship.jpg
>>41735
More like this, in that the gas-containment section isn't too much bigger than the ship its self.
>>41728
"You're the last one to run off in battle, you tell me," she says releasing her technique, assuming also that Infernius has stopped moving forward.

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41746
41747
is the ship less then 1040 feet from lenos?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41747
>>41746
Yes.
>has an idea where this is going
3jtd2
?
No.41748
41751 41754
[1d20 = 16]
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41749
>>41744
Just juant on deck, detect ebil, then smite if you find anything.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41750
>>41745
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
Ktiev
?
No.41751
41755
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>41748
Also Searching

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41752
41756
>>41745
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41753
41757 41763
*points at while cussing about them denting the tower before hime and casts fireball*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41754
41758
>>41748
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41755
>>41751
Tracy searches for what looks like the cock-pit, then immediately jaunts.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41756
41759
>>41752
"Didn't I say the same thing?"
Bm++O
?
No.41757
41765 41768 41774
[1d20 = 6]
>>41753
What class is Lenos?

Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41758
41760 41763
>>41754
Detect alignment on anything that has an alignment nearby
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41759
41763
>>41756
"he not your deity though the one you have devoted life to."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41760
41761 41763
>>41758
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41761
41762
>>41760
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41762
>>41761
Just a little surprise, that's all.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41763
41764 41766 41767 41770 41772
>>41753
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41764
41769
>>41763
[frustrated nightmare noises]
What is it, an energy field of sorts?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41765
41768
>>41757
lenos is a chaotic neutral mystic theurge
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41766
41769
>>41763
"fine me kill sky pirates then get drunk."
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41767
>>41763
Very impressive

Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41768
>>41765
I like it
>>41757
I really hope I get a good bonus
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41769
41771 41774
>>41764
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41770
41784
>>41763
Oh yeah. Detect evil
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41771
>>41769
"then what we do?"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41772
41776
>>41763
*growls and casts airwalk before heading to thez muttering the whole way to her*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41773
41775 41779 41784
>waits for someone to acknoledge Torc
Hello?
Ktiev
?
No.41774
41776 41778
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>41757
Try and make a spellcraft check to determine what's shielding it. Or even better, get close and dispel the field.
>>41769
Even extra-planar transport?
Alright...
Well, Tracy peers closer at the ship now that she's gotten closer.
Spot check to identify/count figures on the ship.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41775
image.png
>>41773
Boop
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41776
41777
>>41772
Detect evil right next to the ship

>>41774
I'm eating now - fucking finally - but can you check the wiki to see if a paladin's dispel magic spell may be of any use?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41777
>>41776
Idk what works in which scenario, he'll have to try it out.